There's one I found for St. Josephs College in Hunter's Hill Sydney. "I went there and the principal said that if I gave him money then the priest would give me meth"
the "barefoot bushwalker might be a paedophile" response had me cry-laughing. never have i watched a 12-min video before with such a satisfying end. thank you jordies, this was amazing
It sounds like joe thought he'd try hiking for the first time but didn't do his research or prepare in any way and as a result had a terrible time. Joe it's not the walking trails fault you're out of shape.
Wow...That Joe Exotic dude went from 0 to 100 in a split second accusing the Barefoot Bushwalker of being a paedophile just for disagreeing about the walk. Made me laugh so hard now my chest hurts. Thanks, Jordie, that's the best laugh I had in quite a while. It's the best thing in these tryin' times (besides an egg, of course) Keep up the great work!
While researching my home town reviews for a podcast I found some amazing reviews for the local playgrounds. They’re hilarious. So many adults complaining about getting sunburnt while admitting they didn’t wear hats or sunscreen because they expected shade cloths.
The spectrum of Australian wildlife experiences: To hot not one animal to see The only wildlife we saw were flies... Was only a dead wombat... I was molested by a pack of wild Compsognathus...
6:03 - Bondrewd best dad theme kicks in and I'm getting the feeling that searching through Facebook reviews is jordies version of the abyss. I mean it's similar in the way where the deeper you go the harder it is to come back and I swear you're past the point of no return where you will not retain your humanity if you attempt to leave.
Wilson's Prom guys guys Imran, Steve-go out in the evening and after dusk to see the wombats. they aren't out in the middle of the day in the sun because they're NOT STUPID
I used to do the wodi wodi track AS A CHILD. Also, there's a fun little entrance where you used to have to jump a fence and piss bolt through a paddock where an extremely angry cow would chase you as you screamed for your life. Good times.
Wow, they just picked a nature trail thinking it would be like a walk down to the shops? Look, I'm fat and out-of-shape and I still managed a 4-hour hike without much trouble because I was prepared. It was for 'intermediate fitness levels', so I was a bit worried but wanted to give it a go. I'm not a hiker so I did the research first and knew what I was getting into. It's not hard to do a bit of research on NAMED nature trails. Christ, we HAVE THE INTERNET.
I worked for a furniture company some years back and had a customer leave us a Google review that began with the sentence "I had a truly DIRE experience..."
Hey Conor! Hope you are doing well. I remember doing this bushwalk with a couple of the Austi crew. Good times! Amazing to see you as an editor for Jordies, nice work and fun editing. Kees
My favourite reviewer ever. Is neil vizgoft. He is a true blue labor voter from Berkeley in wollongong and has reviewed over 50 places in the local area and reviews petrol stations, fishing ramps, shops that he hasn't even been to and fuck me, he gave my gym a 1 star just because his GPS gave him an ad for it while he was driving past. Seriously this guy has been baked in steel dust since he was 16 and has never been outside of the local area probably in his whole life. Go give him some love. You wont regret it
OMG i was actually so surprised when you said valley of the giants because i live like an hour away from there and it's actually such a beautiful place if you ever get a chance you have to check it out
@@kidcharlemagne3044 don't listen to some d**khead named "Surk" (WTF?) You were right about the impression and he really should work on that. Hell, I know that whole bit of dialogue better AND do a better Cleese and I'm a middle-aged housewife. Also, you combine a love of Floyd and Bowie, so never change, mate (pretty sure I've spoken to you before actually but i hope you just take today's kudos in isolation and run with it, champ).
try the boxvail trak in mittagong. the decline is epic but i did it in reverse. 3hrs to get to the bottom. its 4pm and getting dark. the gradient was near impossible. 200m took over 1hr and then 1hr to the car. i did see a Yowie though and did not die. 5 stars
Dude my school had reviews when you googled it and like the one review was “had a good time, food service was slow” and I just- yes it takes a long time to prepare the children for consumption.
Best fun ever sitting on my deck watching people pull up on front road , I love on the side road and the corner is a bush walk that would be lucky if in a straight line to be 100 metres . And to see enthusiast walkers with all the bells and whistles pull up thinking they're going on an adventure . Then to pop out the other side within 3 MNS looking across at me watching them loosing my mind😂😂😂
I've been up Wodi Wodi, grew up about 5 minutes away from the bottom of the trail, takes about 1hr to reach the top, only 30 mins on the way back. Really Nice hike, good exercise, would recommend 10/10. (actually being legit)
There is a man who lives in the bush, nearby Katandra reserve. We see him carry buckets of cement and wood, as he wanders solemnly into the foliage. Last year a man got arrested for flashing completely naked, on one of the hikes. We don't know if it was the same man.... wait what was that at the end of video.
That long winded sour review is hilarious, sounds like they were upset to find there was dirt all over the ground. It reminds me of someone I heard about who came to a bush cabin for the weekend with some friends and his girlfriend. When they arrived, she looks out the car window and says "it looks too dirty, I'm not coming" and stayed in the car the whole weekend. Whaddya mean you're not coming, we're here! get outta the car and walk around a bit, take a look at least? Nope. Stayed in the car for two nights while they drank beers, cooked food on the fire mere metres away. city slickers gonna slick
i went to the prom wildlife walk, was actually very nice. there were emus and wombats and kangaroos just kinda walking around and hanging out. there were many flies tho
I've had a theory about this for a little while now, ever since Yelp was a thing really. That eventually all things that can be reviewed which is basically everything, will eventually have random negative comments/reviews on it just cause people and such. Over time this will build and begin to skew public opinion I guess. Even on the most benign and miscellaneous things.
I got a one star from a guy that doesn’t keep fish for not having enough display tanks. My store has more display tanks than any other store. What did he think this was a free Sydney aquariums!
Just FYI, you can also look up google reviews of North Korean labour camps, such as this gem: "this camp is amazing! with the amazing meals, and the great classes, we only lost a few kids a day, teacher had anger issues. the meals were a nice, we got some cabbage water, and some mashed potatoes, stay away from the potatoes. once you get over the smell of death and burning corpses, its great! i got my morning beating and nightly! super fun. and the kids loved it, loved it so much, they never came back with us... (10/10) would go again!!
Had a sneaking suspicion these guys were hiding a plethora of golden review material... AND I WAS RIGHT! Imran ma boi, this guy reviews everything from Hungary Jack's in outer Melbourne suburbs to the car parks of public beaches. I don't think there's a single business, restaurant, nature walk, lookout or roadside tollbooth (yep you read that right) that this guy hasnt touched on... I'm so thankful Imran, the self appointed knower of all things. Your right, I did need to know that the Target in point cook was "just ok" and "a standard target" 3/5 stars.
My recommendation for funny reviews is tourist traps, airports and anything that's meant to be a secret government base or something. Always sort by lowest rating.
I can hear the obesity oozing out from Joe Exotic's soliloquy. I've been to Wodi Wodi, even a moderately fit person would be able to complete that hike. I hope for the sake of him and his girlfriend that they've found a way to live a more active healthy lifestyle.
Found it pretty funny to see what reviews were left on playgrounds etc in the area by parents. Also reading the negative reviews on extremely expensive hotels. Normally left by someone who has spent a huge amount of money to experience something normally enjoyed by the super wealthy were money is not really a factor. When the expectation for a place you literally just sleep and possibly eat has not magically exceeded inline with the ridiculous price tag to the point of whatever they had in mind some people really seem to go in on it in a hilarious fashion
Schools. I don’t know why they have review sections on Google, but they’re gold.
Yeah mine just has a heap of boarders saying that they took drugs in the roof and got smashed with teachers and rating it 5 stars
'fence is bad.' one star
Angad Singh Phagura “the principal gave me chlamydia” 1 Star
There was no waffles. 1 star.
There's one I found for St. Josephs College in Hunter's Hill Sydney. "I went there and the principal said that if I gave him money then the priest would give me meth"
the "barefoot bushwalker might be a paedophile" response had me cry-laughing. never have i watched a 12-min video before with such a satisfying end. thank you jordies, this was amazing
What gets me is that he said he didnt have any evidence he isnt and not any evidence he is 😂😂
Theres always gonna be that person who doesn't realise a hike is a LONG walk, not a short one. Most take hours.
I can't imagine the kind of person who walks up a trail without even considering how long it is or looking for a map.
It sounds like joe thought he'd try hiking for the first time but didn't do his research or prepare in any way and as a result had a terrible time. Joe it's not the walking trails fault you're out of shape.
and i am that person rn
This dude has to be the most out of shape person ever
I looked it up and its only SIX KILOMETRES, he made it sound like he was Bear Grylls doing a three day stint in the bush.
"oh, boo hoo, mud, leeches, unhappy girlfriend and if you don't agree you're a kiddy fiddler"
What a freak. And a wuss.
No way! 6 kilometres is nothing. Imagine if they’d been on The Long March with Chairman Mao lol
Yep and some lady did it with her five year old lmao
I feel like this channel is becoming one elaborate excuse for jordan to get his REDACTED out on camera.
good
I'm sure he doesn't have a CLINT
@@MartintheTinman We will never know for sure.
I want to start up a campaign to send Joe exotic to more walks around Australia to review. We need his wise words more than ever
Wow...That Joe Exotic dude went from 0 to 100 in a split second accusing the Barefoot Bushwalker of being a paedophile just for disagreeing about the walk. Made me laugh so hard now my chest hurts. Thanks, Jordie, that's the best laugh I had in quite a while. It's the best thing in these tryin' times (besides an egg, of course) Keep up the great work!
franics reynolds
he was already well past 100 at that point lmao
Do Worst Schools in Australia. You need to read the google reviews
Be surprised at some of the reviews police stations get too.
OMG YAESASSSS PLS DO IT
Yes
While researching my home town reviews for a podcast I found some amazing reviews for the local playgrounds. They’re hilarious. So many adults complaining about getting sunburnt while admitting they didn’t wear hats or sunscreen because they expected shade cloths.
"I mean I don't have any proof that he isn't."
Quite possibly the best retort I have ever heard. XD
Jeez, that was not on the same level of insulting that he received. The guy must take his bushwalking pretty damn seriously...
Don't you hate it when the *[REDACTED]* gets taken to the *{EXPUNGED BY THE O5 COUNCIL}*
Hey, you're not desinc
@@Serris412 Hello Gordon!
The pain you've caused to Mr. Freeman is much pain indeed, Dr. Coomer.
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Despite being a circuit walk, this trail clearly goes uphill the entire way. 1 star.
Why do I suspect "Joe Exotic" and his girlfriend have the same combined weight as your average family sedan.
Yeah I immediately thought that too.
hahahaha
I love how the insane fever dream that is 11:36 is the almost logical culmination of a 12-minute video about reviews of hike routes.
The spectrum of Australian wildlife experiences:
To hot not one animal to see
The only wildlife we saw were flies...
Was only a dead wombat...
I was molested by a pack of wild Compsognathus...
Could be worse, pretty sure Conner was molested by the barefoot bushwalker...
Ohhh! that’s splendid aye !
Funniest shit I have heard in years.
Actually getting a notification close to when a video is released. Slack down around the world. Perfect timing.
Hm. I’m still getting them a day late
Sorry bad time zone joke
I think Aussie is great and know it’s not a day behind
6:03 - Bondrewd best dad theme kicks in and I'm getting the feeling that searching through Facebook reviews is jordies version of the abyss. I mean it's similar in the way where the deeper you go the harder it is to come back and I swear you're past the point of no return where you will not retain your humanity if you attempt to leave.
The first layer is bone daddies theme? It's good shit regardless.
Editor slipping some weeb tunes under the radar. Jordies anime reviews when
@@Nostalgamagic I'm glad someone else noticed this filthy weebery
Joe is either truly insane or an amazing shitposter with a very specific audience.
(REDACTED)/5 stars
Atlas Flynn definitely a shitposter. Jordies got fooled.
Very obvious shitposter.
Last time I was this early, Scomo was still on holiday.
the Made in Abyss soundtrack was the last thing I expected to hear on this channel
Jordies clearly knows Penkin. All of aus is 1 town.
Right? So jarring. Nice Pickup!
Ledabot *Jordan’s editor does, by the way which track was it?
@@harchierplebbington9397 'The First Layer' from the OST album
Wilson's Prom guys guys Imran, Steve-go out in the evening and after dusk to see the wombats. they aren't out in the middle of the day in the sun because they're NOT STUPID
They're also Nocturnal lol
@@ChrisAnderson42 There IS that too
Every review in this video: Old Man Yells at Nature Walks.
as someone who lives near Wodi-Wodi, [REDACTED]
This thumbnail is just the kinda thing I wanna see when I first open TH-cam...
6:05 the background music gave me PTSD
Indeed
He must be a fan, he's referenced it in the past
I used to do the wodi wodi track AS A CHILD. Also, there's a fun little entrance where you used to have to jump a fence and piss bolt through a paddock where an extremely angry cow would chase you as you screamed for your life. Good times.
I’ve been to the wildlife park and as a conservationist this place is epic- don’t listen to Imran and Peter you just have to look
Wilson's prom is actually an amazing place with tons of wildlife. Great walks as well.
right? and i've never seen so many fucken WOMBATS
Wow, they just picked a nature trail thinking it would be like a walk down to the shops?
Look, I'm fat and out-of-shape and I still managed a 4-hour hike without much trouble because I was prepared. It was for 'intermediate fitness levels', so I was a bit worried but wanted to give it a go. I'm not a hiker so I did the research first and knew what I was getting into. It's not hard to do a bit of research on NAMED nature trails. Christ, we HAVE THE INTERNET.
Love the switch between content >< been a subscriber since you had 25k subs - still love it dude.
I know this is about the worst walks but you’re still taunting me by reminding me how much I miss going outside
Mate that was a great vid, i loved it! It would be awesome if you could do another few like this. Keep up the great work champ!
The music at 6:03 is from Made in Abyss, composed by Kevin Penkin, for anybody wondering.
one of your best yet mate! 💯🤙 Had me in histerics 😂 man, how do some of these humans even function? 🙊🤔🤦♂️🤷♂️
Never expected to hear a made in abyss soundtrack in a friendlyjordies vid, but golly gosh darn it you’ve done it Jordan
the world needs a re-enactment of Joe's hike filmed in a similar style to how Picnic at Hanging Rock was
I live near Wodi Wodi track, this was hilarious to see "high class walker's" point of view
I worked for a furniture company some years back and had a customer leave us a Google review that began with the sentence "I had a truly DIRE experience..."
Hey Conor! Hope you are doing well. I remember doing this bushwalk with a couple of the Austi crew. Good times! Amazing to see you as an editor for Jordies, nice work and fun editing. Kees
I don’t comment much on your videos however this has been the funniest subject you’ve done for awhile to me. I appreciate this.
6:03 I noticed you used a song from the anime Made in Abyss "The First Layer" :)
Made in Abyss OST.... whoever is editing this, bravo, you absolute star.
Museums are comedy gold for this sorta [REDACTED]. All the whingey [REDACTED] about the exhibits, plus gift shop abuse as well.
6:03 Made In Abyss music? Now that's an instant like for you!
bruh i thought i recognised that
brilliant keep these segments up pls jordes
My favourite reviewer ever. Is neil vizgoft. He is a true blue labor voter from Berkeley in wollongong and has reviewed over 50 places in the local area and reviews petrol stations, fishing ramps, shops that he hasn't even been to and fuck me, he gave my gym a 1 star just because his GPS gave him an ad for it while he was driving past. Seriously this guy has been baked in steel dust since he was 16 and has never been outside of the local area probably in his whole life. Go give him some love. You wont regret it
props to the editor for this one, that wodi wodi edit was great.
Google reviews on Australian universities!! It's the international students or failing domestic students complaining!
Fuck these are great. On RMIT "Worst university in one word".
OMG i was actually so surprised when you said valley of the giants because i live like an hour away from there and it's actually such a beautiful place if you ever get a chance you have to check it out
this is one of the greatest friendly jordies videos i have ever seen
That is the single worst John Cleese impression I’ve ever heard.
Surk whatever you say
@@kidcharlemagne3044 don't listen to some d**khead named "Surk" (WTF?) You were right about the impression and he really should work on that. Hell, I know that whole bit of dialogue better AND do a better Cleese and I'm a middle-aged housewife. Also, you combine a love of Floyd and Bowie, so never change, mate (pretty sure I've spoken to you before actually but i hope you just take today's kudos in isolation and run with it, champ).
try the boxvail trak in mittagong. the decline is epic but i did it in reverse. 3hrs to get to the bottom. its 4pm and getting dark. the gradient was near impossible. 200m took over 1hr and then 1hr to the car. i did see a Yowie though and did not die. 5 stars
this was one of your best Jordan... lmfao at Joe, hes next level
Really good content. Much enjoyed thanks.
Dude my school had reviews when you googled it and like the one review was “had a good time, food service was slow” and I just- yes it takes a long time to prepare the children for consumption.
Wodi Wodi Walking Track actually sounds dope. Best Wodi Wodi Walking Track ad ever. Cheers for the tip.
Best fun ever sitting on my deck watching people pull up on front road , I love on the side road and the corner is a bush walk that would be lucky if in a straight line to be 100 metres . And to see enthusiast walkers with all the bells and whistles pull up thinking they're going on an adventure . Then to pop out the other side within 3 MNS looking across at me watching them loosing my mind😂😂😂
Dr Jordan, please tell us your thoughts on Allan Jones (aka mr Garrison), retiring.
this needs to become a consistent series
Redacted is not the right word Joe Exotic, it should have been [WITHTRACTED]
The reviews of Centrelink service centres on Google Maps can be pretty amusing too.
You and Joe made my day
Joe deserves to be in the great hall of Aussie legends.
Joe is honestly a fucking king, I wanna see this man publish an entire novel of negative reviews.
7:02
It's like the sign responding to his comment.
I've been up Wodi Wodi, grew up about 5 minutes away from the bottom of the trail, takes about 1hr to reach the top, only 30 mins on the way back. Really Nice hike, good exercise, would recommend 10/10.
(actually being legit)
Holy shit 6:04 is from made in abyss (anime one of my favs) I never knew you would like anime or an editor of yours
I think that review of Wodi was some of the most creative trolling I've ever heard.
My legs ached after it too.
Valley of the tree top walk is so nice! Definitely a great place to checkout
There is a man who lives in the bush, nearby Katandra reserve. We see him carry buckets of cement and wood, as he wanders solemnly into the foliage. Last year a man got arrested for flashing completely naked, on one of the hikes. We don't know if it was the same man.... wait what was that at the end of video.
That long winded sour review is hilarious, sounds like they were upset to find there was dirt all over the ground. It reminds me of someone I heard about who came to a bush cabin for the weekend with some friends and his girlfriend. When they arrived, she looks out the car window and says "it looks too dirty, I'm not coming" and stayed in the car the whole weekend. Whaddya mean you're not coming, we're here! get outta the car and walk around a bit, take a look at least? Nope. Stayed in the car for two nights while they drank beers, cooked food on the fire mere metres away. city slickers gonna slick
Did not expect to hear the Made in Abyss OST in this video (6:02)
You need to do one on restaurant reviews and retail reviews. Some of them are outrageous!!
i went to the prom wildlife walk, was actually very nice. there were emus and wombats and kangaroos just kinda walking around and hanging out. there were many flies tho
I guess midday is not rly the time to go, all the smart animals would be in the shade somewhere, apart from the flies :D
Actually laughed out loud through out the whole video thanks.
I've had a theory about this for a little while now, ever since Yelp was a thing really. That eventually all things that can be reviewed which is basically everything, will eventually have random negative comments/reviews on it just cause people and such. Over time this will build and begin to skew public opinion I guess. Even on the most benign and miscellaneous things.
I like how they are expecting the animals to stand in a circle around them.
I've really enjoyed reading AUS Post store reviews, a local one to me (Morningside, QLD) really hates someone named Margaret...
Public toilet reviews are fun too
I got a one star from a guy that doesn’t keep fish for not having enough display tanks. My store has more display tanks than any other store. What did he think this was a free Sydney aquariums!
Love how a just finish writing a Google review, literally change to TH-cam app and this is first video.
These reviews remind me of my thirteen-year-old self; getting dragged along to places like this and being determined to be miserable
lovin the tiktoks mate. btw your going insane
Joe Exotic and Barefoot Bushwalker and that last bit really cracked me up so much that my abs after gym starts to hurt real bad
Just FYI, you can also look up google reviews of North Korean labour camps, such as this gem: "this camp is amazing! with the amazing meals, and the great classes, we only lost a few kids a day, teacher had anger issues. the meals were a nice, we got some cabbage water, and some mashed potatoes, stay away from the potatoes. once you get over the smell of death and burning corpses, its great! i got my morning beating and nightly! super fun. and the kids loved it, loved it so much, they never came back with us... (10/10) would go again!!
Had a sneaking suspicion these guys were hiding a plethora of golden review material... AND I WAS RIGHT!
Imran ma boi, this guy reviews everything from Hungary Jack's in outer Melbourne suburbs to the car parks of public beaches.
I don't think there's a single business, restaurant, nature walk, lookout or roadside tollbooth (yep you read that right) that this guy hasnt touched on...
I'm so thankful Imran, the self appointed knower of all things. Your right, I did need to know that the Target in point cook was "just ok" and "a standard target" 3/5 stars.
Excellent content. Please more of this :)
"..is possibly a paedophile" made me laugh so fucking much
A video on the worst Toilets please. I was quite bemused to discover quite recently that there is google reviews for public toilets.
My recommendation for funny reviews is tourist traps, airports and anything that's meant to be a secret government base or something. Always sort by lowest rating.
aha, this is so funny! would love a part 2.
I have been to the prom wildlife walk, there were at least 30 - 40 kangaroos and emus and like 50 wombats
this needs a dedicated channel
thanks bro I've been waiting for this lol love Ur videos bro
I can hear the obesity oozing out from Joe Exotic's soliloquy. I've been to Wodi Wodi, even a moderately fit person would be able to complete that hike. I hope for the sake of him and his girlfriend that they've found a way to live a more active healthy lifestyle.
I’m specifically not fit and have a connective tissue disorder but I’ve done Wodi Wodi 😂
Dave’s dinnerz: Melbourne pizza edition. Get on it mate!
Amazing. Thank you for this
Found it pretty funny to see what reviews were left on playgrounds etc in the area by parents. Also reading the negative reviews on extremely expensive hotels. Normally left by someone who has spent a huge amount of money to experience something normally enjoyed by the super wealthy were money is not really a factor. When the expectation for a place you literally just sleep and possibly eat has not magically exceeded inline with the ridiculous price tag to the point of whatever they had in mind some people really seem to go in on it in a hilarious fashion
Barefoot bushwalking is pretty rough. I recommend taking some shoes in case your footsies get sore. A bit of deet should keep the leeches away.
Putting my hand up for Reviews of Aussie Courts.
If you want to kill some time read the reviews for your local courthouse
Loved this!!! I only wish I could go check these out in person.... One day! 😎
The epic length review of Wodi Wodi Track is glorious!! 😂😂😂
WA has a reef?!? Well shit.