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  • #auditing #kent #police
    Wayne Couzens:
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    Obtuse Kent Police:
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  • @AuditingBritain
    @AuditingBritain  ปีที่แล้ว +315

    Happy thanksgiving to the 5% of my viewers that celebrate

    • @waynegray2284
      @waynegray2284 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Maidstone police station is next to the court

    • @hoghs1
      @hoghs1 ปีที่แล้ว

      Absolutely. Don’t let the heathens rob you of your cultural and religious practices. I’m getting an extra turkey as a fuck you to everyone against it.

    • @ComboMuster
      @ComboMuster ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Happy Thanksgiving day AB!

    • @augustomundombe829
      @augustomundombe829 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      VIVA you my brother; AB. you are the best thing ever happen to my life since i been live in England for 26 year; where you are the Police are the most RACIST in England... I;m without words for your work today... Thank you very much... All the praise goes to ALLAH.

    • @fishheadbreakroom
      @fishheadbreakroom ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yooooooo, i got you a turkey...

  • @klashnacovak47
    @klashnacovak47 ปีที่แล้ว +699

    Next time an officer ask you a question you should tell them to go through your press office.

    • @justtango4741
      @justtango4741 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      That would be brilliant! Perhaps a business card with no actual name just an email address lol

    • @TheSadButMadLad
      @TheSadButMadLad ปีที่แล้ว +21

      AB has enough 'customers' that he needs a media relation team. 🙂

    • @erikbostrom.9318
      @erikbostrom.9318 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Headquarters in Maseilles.. do you speak French?

    • @Hammertime054
      @Hammertime054 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Brilliant answer😂👍👍👍

    • @Hammertime054
      @Hammertime054 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      And then Scuba man turns up😂😂😂😂😂says it all really😂😂👍nice one A B👍👍

  • @kevinwilliams1421
    @kevinwilliams1421 ปีที่แล้ว +326

    Why do they think their number plates are anything special… they clearly think they are above the rule of the land

    • @paulroberts5695
      @paulroberts5695 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Agree tax and mot dangerous 🤯

    • @Christopher-dd1ph
      @Christopher-dd1ph ปีที่แล้ว +2

      cuz they know the info that THEY can get from them. they run plates for friends and family so they know people can find out info if they have a friend that works for the police. they are SCUM and they do SCUMBAG things. thats why. ACAB. one day you'll realize that.

    • @davidgraham8058
      @davidgraham8058 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Also, why would filming be a problem? You could just write the number plates down!

    • @livester17
      @livester17 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'm sure Police officers can have an extra level of security when it comes to numbers plates. I have a family member who works for a goverment agency and has extra levels when it comes to dvla checks, parking enforcement etc

    • @beakfordclakington1337
      @beakfordclakington1337 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      they dont seem to have any problem with OTHER PEOPLE getting survielled to the hilt and more :(. Silence :(

  • @Bob10009
    @Bob10009 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    “None of your business” is the only answer you needed to give to any of them.Especially as none of them identified themselves and none of them informed you they were recording. You would think after Wayne Cousins, identifying themselves would be a priority.

    • @OriginalJoseyWales
      @OriginalJoseyWales ปีที่แล้ว

      Apparently Wayne Cousin is his mother's, brother's child. Go figure!

  • @constantindaniel6899
    @constantindaniel6899 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    12:01, this police officer can look to both cameras at the same time, that’s impressive, what a skill✌️❤🎉

  • @azztekk
    @azztekk ปีที่แล้ว +93

    that lady at the beginning was actually a snake. reminds me of bob dylan's words: "they smile to your face, but behind your back they hiss!"

    • @firstname9954
      @firstname9954 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      really you thought she was nice? its visible on her face

  • @NFFC-dh3eq
    @NFFC-dh3eq ปีที่แล้ว +352

    ' police can not be guilty of harassment '
    This tells you all you need to know about the brains we are dealing with !!!!

    • @richardkinghorn4729
      @richardkinghorn4729 ปีที่แล้ว

      What brains? To robotic to have brains.

    • @axiomcurbcommunity
      @axiomcurbcommunity ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Precisely they pretty much just admitted to legally torturing people too because let’s face it they all get you standing on the spot with your arms stretched out and that’s unlawful! So let’s start educating people about this one see how police get took to court for it!

    • @maryhinge128
      @maryhinge128 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      they say words they know not the meaning of

    • @thevibeinc
      @thevibeinc ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I was going to say something positive about him because he actually did pretty good. Unfortunately this statement and mindset tossed the rest in the rubbish

    • @sukikahlon1
      @sukikahlon1 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Tell that to assult victims, Wayne cousins was one

  • @arionlexi
    @arionlexi ปีที่แล้ว +17

    AB is the only person who teaches the police what to do and what not to do in public or on the pavement side of the street 😂😂😂😂

    • @rayanhamza1670
      @rayanhamza1670 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @yasminet6355
    @yasminet6355 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Good grief, I'd have told her to mind her business. She wasn't even police. What a busy body. Can't believe she had the nerve to ask to see your photos and want your details. You were far too polite to her.

    • @greatlambrini8722
      @greatlambrini8722 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Takes a lot for AB to be impolite.

  • @karoln7078
    @karoln7078 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    Omg the BOAT man was absolutely ridiculous

    • @carlosfandango6255
      @carlosfandango6255 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That's because he doesn't do a proper policeman's job. He's like the mounted police, just for show!

    • @risingstorm4239
      @risingstorm4239 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@carlosfandango6255 no its for the river medway

    • @alcoyne3333333333333
      @alcoyne3333333333333 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Yeah Captain bird's-eye wasn't a happy man because AB took a picture of his little dingy 😅

    • @edforbes1563
      @edforbes1563 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Proper anchor

  • @stephenhunt8389
    @stephenhunt8389 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Another excellent audit A.B. Thank you. A bit surreal with "The Boatman", but very entertaining. Wayne Couzens is never going to be forgotten. He's in the same camp as
    Myra Hindley and Ian Brady. And let's not forget the Couzens atrocity revealed a whole
    rotten, corrupt culture at the Met. Also, lets not forget the cop David Carrick
    (Met Police, Parliamentary & Diplomatic Command) - 53 offences (including rape),
    against 13 women. We, decent law-abiding citizens, need to be protected from them.

  • @onionsyes
    @onionsyes ปีที่แล้ว +14

    That copper who stayed quiet must be a subscriber, you can see he's enjoying it and knows what going on lol

  • @mburton5365
    @mburton5365 ปีที่แล้ว +270

    Never knew they could switch their body worn cameras to covert recording. Knowing how honest and trustworthy the police are, I wonder how many times they use this option ??

    • @thecowboycarper
      @thecowboycarper ปีที่แล้ว +11

      They can only switch it to covert in a covert situation.
      Like when the search gardens for a burglar for instance.
      They dont want flashing lights giving their position away in the dark.
      Also in covert mode it is video only and no sound, so again if they are on a foot chase, they dont want to record their heavy breathing

    • @funnyman9616
      @funnyman9616 ปีที่แล้ว

      They trap everyone by using reverse burden of proof look it up then you will never speak to the police again just ask them questions like they ask you questions but words that trap them and film it ask them yes or no question because that’s what they ask you

    • @ansarhussain5766
      @ansarhussain5766 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Twice now I have had communication with West Yorkshire police no notice to tell me they were recording

    • @lumo7461
      @lumo7461 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      They need permission from higher up to covert record.

    • @judithmatthews8460
      @judithmatthews8460 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Almost every single audit on you tube they have it pointed out and most try to argue. But they have so many complaints for breaching GDPR I hear they are two years behind so no repercussions

  • @hw4a1k
    @hw4a1k ปีที่แล้ว +66

    I honestly can’t believe how thick these so called “Officers” are after years of auditing!! Jesus! They all need locking up!!😡

    • @willielongbotham7156
      @willielongbotham7156 ปีที่แล้ว

      PC's, not officers, never refer to them as "Officers" it demeans genuine officers.

  • @JesusThineBeTheGlory
    @JesusThineBeTheGlory ปีที่แล้ว +18

    The diver guy @11:59 had a unique skill where he could look at AB and the camera at the same time. Like he had two faces

  • @dgnash
    @dgnash ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Always beware women with a false smile.

  • @TheSadButMadLad
    @TheSadButMadLad ปีที่แล้ว +284

    AB, how you managed to not crack up laughing as you trolled her into exposing the fact that she's a tyrant without her realising is amazing.

    • @robotsonmars1989
      @robotsonmars1989 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      How can she be a "Tyrant" when she admitted straight off the bat she was only staff and had no powers... 😆

    • @voiceofreason6319
      @voiceofreason6319 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      she's not a tryrant at all. She was quite sweet

    • @jedfra9172
      @jedfra9172 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@voiceofreason6319 Of course that's why she used a phone call to the police to get him HARASSED.
      What the hell has it got to do with her or them what AB is doing or how long he is going to be doing it for if he hasn't committed an offense?
      Yes you can be harassed by the police and this was an example. Under the legal definition perhaps not but under the dictionary and common usage definition absolutely.
      Obviously I don't know how old you are but if you have never fallen foul of being wronged by someone "quite sweet" you are either old and lucky or young and naive.
      Voice of Reason!?

    • @paigeleigh2554
      @paigeleigh2554 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jedfra9172 , best comment ever!

    • @voiceofreason6319
      @voiceofreason6319 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jedfra9172 called police to get him 'harassed'? Dont be a moron!

  • @Bruce4lmighty
    @Bruce4lmighty ปีที่แล้ว +232

    Had to watch Boat Boy again and all I want to do is shout ‘F*CK OFF!’ Right in his face. Who TF does he think he is? ‘I’m asking the questions’ he said like it means something. I truly admire your composure AB, it’s impossible for me to do what you do. Respect!

    • @peterwentworth9181
      @peterwentworth9181 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Agreed. He was your typical police officer who has forgotten he's a public servant and only has powers if you break the law.
      I would like to puncture that boat if could get away with it.

    • @judithmatthews8460
      @judithmatthews8460 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      That guy was a thug. You could see in his face he wanted to go hands on but was checking for cameras. Entitlement in overdrive

    • @nobodyanderson4353
      @nobodyanderson4353 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yes a small man full of his self importance. What a prick.

    • @danieloscolos8508
      @danieloscolos8508 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      look at his googly eyes looking all over the place😆

    • @DavidPatersonPortraits
      @DavidPatersonPortraits ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Me too, he really made me angry the nazi.

  • @williamhamilton2934
    @williamhamilton2934 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    The police training is so poor that as soon as they interact with the public they then look bloody incompetent and corrupt 🙄

    • @bignuggy2958
      @bignuggy2958 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      they look like that because that's what they are

    • @raphaelandrews3617
      @raphaelandrews3617 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That is not down to training, no, that is down to, some many police being corrupt and incompetent. This videos shows you have many are both.

    • @TigerTiger-dh2vr
      @TigerTiger-dh2vr ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's because they are, incompetent and corrupt.

    • @boblowski4209
      @boblowski4209 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Robotic cunts

    • @FaceFcuk
      @FaceFcuk ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I got rugby tackled and handcuffed and assaultted cuts bruises all for a search they found absolutely nothing and was in plain clothes, tyrants. I am pressing charges for assault

  • @paigeleigh2554
    @paigeleigh2554 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    AB, you're absolutely brilliant!
    Sending my very best wishes! ❤️

  • @cgisme
    @cgisme ปีที่แล้ว +11

    They cannot harass you. Said Wayne Couzens

  • @sambishop9567
    @sambishop9567 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    She says “you’re not gonna get any abuse”
    I burst out laughing 😂😂😂😂

  • @DeNFlix...
    @DeNFlix... ปีที่แล้ว +54

    Parked on double yellows on a junction for non emergency, and they have the cheek to say your obstructing the traffic. You should carry a bag of red noses to hand out to these clowns AB.

    • @Nickle314
      @Nickle314 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Just say park legally and I'll talk to you. If they move the car, they have admitted an offence.

  • @andrewgscook9312
    @andrewgscook9312 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Loved the way that copper drifted towards you !
    Then started bobbing around with the questions.
    It's was almost as if he had suddenly received a phone call on holiday asking him to return back to work with that wet look about him.

  • @senianns9522
    @senianns9522 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    'I can turn the light off then you won't know I'm recording'! Says it all!

  • @jamieniche
    @jamieniche ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Next time the police want to ask you questions, direct them to your press office.

  • @maaziy_ghaziyIYI
    @maaziy_ghaziyIYI ปีที่แล้ว +186

    "The more a government hides the more criminal it is"
    -Julian Assange
    P.S. And the biggest criminal government would be the one which had mastered the art of hiding in plain sight.

    • @MrAndrewFarrow
      @MrAndrewFarrow ปีที่แล้ว +6

      …although Julian Assange is hardly a totem of public proprietary.

    • @pervazkhaliq4598
      @pervazkhaliq4598 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@MrAndrewFarrow millions disagree. He was a journalist that highlighted crimes and was persecuted from that moment on. Even to the extent of false claims by former girlfriends from 6yrs prior, regarding a condom that slipped off once. Let that sink in. Like she did 😂

    • @alastairward2774
      @alastairward2774 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@pervazkhaliq4598 wahey, there's the sexism!

    • @alastairward2774
      @alastairward2774 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Assange is notorious for being selective with what he releases to the public.
      There are other individuals and organisations who deal with confidential information in a much better way.

    • @JonnyParker-
      @JonnyParker- ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@alastairward2774 Wikileaks was legit at one point years ago but its now basically a CIA honeypot and nothing to do with what they originally set out to be. I don't like Assange but i think its vile what theyve done to him and people should be very alarmed with the way they are treating journalists now days - the VERY FEW legit ones that are left are persecuted and hounded. They even want to get them to reveal their sources and stuff its beyond madness.
      J a r2 have exposed all the stuff about wikileaks .

  • @declanmcmanus5674
    @declanmcmanus5674 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    I’m curious if it’s part of her duties as “police staff” to stop and question citizens on a public street, or anywhere, for that matter.

  • @weedyp
    @weedyp ปีที่แล้ว +6

    11:19 PC Rude... 'EXCUSE ME I'M ASKING YOU A QUESTION!'
    Asked angrily and impatiently with the complete belief that he must be answered and obeyed!
    The arrogance.

  • @porks4208
    @porks4208 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    Scuba Steve man, his whole set up is like what you buy in a toy store for your kids, a police car, a police boat, the trailer ,scuba gear all that’s missing is fireman Sam in the passenger seat 🤣

    • @Nilzipan
      @Nilzipan ปีที่แล้ว +3

      😂😂😂 too funny that, bravo 👍

    • @smudger2516
      @smudger2516 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He has fulfilled his little boy's dream!

    • @boztec7187
      @boztec7187 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You've described the exact action man set, my mum bought me, 40yrs ago. 🤣🤣✌

  • @NeathSpadge
    @NeathSpadge ปีที่แล้ว +25

    AB is the king of causing them frustration and confusion.
    I salute you sir 🙂

  • @pr-ji1ni
    @pr-ji1ni ปีที่แล้ว +7

    You telling them you don’t feel safe because they are the force that trained Wayne Couzens is some much needed next level trolling. Well done AB!

  • @mlli3064
    @mlli3064 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    That lady calling the police on you after being relatively friendly reminded me of Trevor the snitch. That audit with Trevor really stuck in my mind as the sneakiness of the guy was incredible. Keeping you chatting till cops there

  • @30daymissionman
    @30daymissionman ปีที่แล้ว +217

    AB please please please please get a print out of the code of conduct for officers filming or learn it. It’s so frustrating watching them deny they have to inform you

    • @brenda1378
      @brenda1378 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      But we want to see the interaction. So give it a bit. 😊

    • @PINACI
      @PINACI ปีที่แล้ว +25

      For Hampshire police it's section 3.5.5 and 3.5.6 of their police procedures. I made a video about it called "POLICE body worn camera procedure". It's also in the home office guidelines to police forces and I'm pretty sure that every police force across the country will have their own procedures stating the police must inform members of the public at the most practicable time that they are video and audio recording.

    • @judithmatthews8460
      @judithmatthews8460 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@PINACI they know it but receive no reprimand so ignore it. Those guys knew look at their faces. Same expression when asked about Wayne Cozens. AB missed pointing out their thin blue line ignoring his other behaviour could have stopped him.

    • @30daymissionman
      @30daymissionman ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@wellerjam if you print it from their website, it will have their website URL on the page. Will stop them dismissing it out right as they do without it.

    • @PINACI
      @PINACI ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@eb4661 Do you know whats involved in taking the police to court or how much it costs ? It's not an easy road to go down trust me, I'm going down that road myself as we speak.

  • @Dangerous_Brian
    @Dangerous_Brian ปีที่แล้ว +39

    They just can't say *Wayne Couzens* , but can say *ID* 12 times per minute!!!

    • @richardkinghorn4729
      @richardkinghorn4729 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      They are trained to try and get your ID, can’t help themselves. They don’t even know their own policies but know to try and get your ID.

  • @olie3146
    @olie3146 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    Why do people get so paranoid about their number plates..... What do they expect you to do, run a hpi check on it 😂 do they not realise that they drive around the most cctv'd place in the world

    • @Christopher-dd1ph
      @Christopher-dd1ph ปีที่แล้ว

      because they run plates for friends and family. they know if you have a friend thats a cop then you can find out all their info. its because ALL POLICE HAVE NO FUCKING MORALS. ACAB and one day you might realize that.

    • @acm1137
      @acm1137 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Don't film me! As they walk around the most heavily surveilled country on the planet, with a smart phone and likely using contactless payments for goods and services.

    • @wyrdscynce
      @wyrdscynce ปีที่แล้ว

      everyone hates the police because of how they are psychologically, this make the police paranoid when they shouldnt be.

    • @elektron2kim666
      @elektron2kim666 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The politicians must be protected at all costs and it's mutual with the enforcers of politics regardless of the written agreements with the people who must suck it up and not complain. 2 sets of rules somehow. Brainwash.

    • @BUSHCRAPPING
      @BUSHCRAPPING ปีที่แล้ว

      @@acm1137 I think China has overtook us now

  • @rob.1
    @rob.1 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Love how their faces and demeanour change when you mention Couzens.

    • @mikb5587
      @mikb5587 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      As it should.

  • @Doughty010
    @Doughty010 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Oooo my word I have not laughed so much in ages, absolutely brilliant .. About the boat guy that was so funny 🤣. Excellent video AB thank you once again for such fun entertainment 👍🏻

  • @csp3552
    @csp3552 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    The police force is becoming unfit for purposes just look at the standard of the officers. Well done AB

  • @macrook1961
    @macrook1961 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    The officer answered his own question, They only need to take a description of you and pass it on, we know they only want your name to check up on you. Keep up Auditing Briton. Stay safe out there.

  • @tobbitwangerscotland
    @tobbitwangerscotland ปีที่แล้ว +31

    I love how AB pulls them in at first pretending to be stupid 😂😂 gets them everytime.

  • @fasteee
    @fasteee ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Shes one of these people you could NEVER trust , far too nicey nicey to your face but clearly strange with the questions she's asking. She's actually quite creepy !

  • @singerpour6946
    @singerpour6946 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Wow that scuba diver officer had mad skills! He was looking at your glasses cam AND your go pro cam at the same time 😂😂😂

  • @4catsnow
    @4catsnow ปีที่แล้ว +201

    3 minutes into this it's disturbing that she thinks she,, as staff, has any authority to ask any questions ..or see any video,, or ask for identification....

    • @karenbaker7168
      @karenbaker7168 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Yes indeed, although I suspect AB is just playing with her.

    • @tamaustralia4949
      @tamaustralia4949 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yep she should have drove of..

    • @justinm2697
      @justinm2697 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I wonder if she's involved in officer training. If so, I wonder if she teaches cadets about filming in public and drone laws.

    • @atreyes
      @atreyes ปีที่แล้ว +23

      She can ask all the questions she wants, people are just under no obligation to answer them.

    • @thecowboycarper
      @thecowboycarper ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Anybody has the right to stop and talk to anybody else.
      Its up to the other person if they want to stop and chat.
      I dont think she did anything wrong and was quite polite.
      Atleast she had the balls to stop and talk.
      Way to many people step over others in need and walk away about their buisness.
      What is wrong with talking with people?
      Hiding behind social media has killed peoples social skills big time

  • @tyrantsearcheruk1884
    @tyrantsearcheruk1884 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    Love how you turn the interrogations around to you interrogating them excellent work bro 😎

  • @THECODFARTHER1000
    @THECODFARTHER1000 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    You should mention her name SARAH EVERARD💜. Another life list by the hands of the people that are supposed to help us

  • @keithwhittygmail
    @keithwhittygmail ปีที่แล้ว +7

    12:13 Every time a police constable speaks to you "having a chat" they are conducting an investigation and will use your words as evidence against you. Always be aware. 🤪👍

  • @A2Z1Two3
    @A2Z1Two3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Police staff that thinks that she has powers to view pictures on the public’s cameras!
    Did she learn that in college 😂

    • @ront2424
      @ront2424 ปีที่แล้ว

      Can't believe the dopey bovine thought she had the right to question AB.

  • @Augenhaber
    @Augenhaber ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Love how the Boat officer looked with one eye at the camera and with his other one at AB

  • @SKsFinestHour
    @SKsFinestHour ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "one min, i want to talk about the boat!" - seriously, this is my new comedy fix. Great work AB!

  • @raybell7696
    @raybell7696 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Obstructing the road, are they taking the piss, look where they are parked, so close to the junction...They did not take care and attention when parking there. Disgrace

  • @freddyeverready
    @freddyeverready ปีที่แล้ว +53

    2:53 I believe after filming the traffic cone was arrested for police assault.

    • @gingerjessy
      @gingerjessy ปีที่แล้ว +7

      She was nearly arrested for making an obscene cone fall.

    • @Cybertruck1000
      @Cybertruck1000 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@gingerjessy If it had gone up her skirt then i'd have laughed at that a bit harder.

    • @niciolamyelwee6646
      @niciolamyelwee6646 ปีที่แล้ว

      A wheelie bin was arrested in Belfast on the 12th it was soooo funny

  • @AbsoluteAudits
    @AbsoluteAudits ปีที่แล้ว +198

    This little boy police officer seems to be on his first day on the job, after years of wanting to join. Looks really pleased with himself every time he delivers one of those classic police lines that he’s heard on The Bill.

    • @dickietrickle
      @dickietrickle ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Definitely the smug clever **** in training.

    • @rupertrigsby
      @rupertrigsby ปีที่แล้ว +9

      We’re all doomed

    • @richardkinghorn4729
      @richardkinghorn4729 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      They are constables, not officers. Officers have earned the rank, these are just plods, constables.

    • @gayninja1208
      @gayninja1208 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Their parents should be made to watch these videos.

    • @Nigfis
      @Nigfis ปีที่แล้ว +1

      His mate is no better either, the little runt.
      He could, should, have corrected Constable Bullshit there, or at least told him to STFU.

  • @bradmiech5743
    @bradmiech5743 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Amen 😊 peace 👍 AB the peacemaker, peacekeeper.. perpetual peace finally possible. Passion humanitarian piety society. Thank you again from across the pond. Wyoming.

  • @thunderfoot5167
    @thunderfoot5167 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    A dinnerlady has more authority than that "staff" member

  • @johnvienta7622
    @johnvienta7622 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    That was a beautiful moment when you explained the judicial process to him. And it was the public who supplied the information that resulted in the arrest, while the Police failed to disclose his history of sexual assaults, so they have little of which to be proud. The Korean looking PC was the most intelligent of them all, keeping his mouth shut.

    • @fintonmainz7845
      @fintonmainz7845 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      His police colleagues gave him the nickname of "the rapist".

    • @jean-paul7251
      @jean-paul7251 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Amazing ethnic mix in police now. Uk = Un

    • @notmenotme614
      @notmenotme614 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      If the police did their job properly, they would have stopped Wayne Couzens long before he killed Sarah Everard. Wayne Couzens colleagues knew how bad he was, but did nothing

    • @fintonmainz7845
      @fintonmainz7845 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@notmenotme614 I'm not saying this but I honestly believe his colleagues admired Wayne Couzens.

  • @Tangtang631
    @Tangtang631 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    AB serenading random police is another reason why this channel is fantastic

    • @colinsizer8471
      @colinsizer8471 ปีที่แล้ว

      She isn't police, she had no reason to question AB.if she was that concerned she should have called in (and I use this phrase loosely) a real police officer. She could have put herself in real danger. Fortunately it was AB and not a Wayne Cousins wannabe

  • @tilerman
    @tilerman ปีที่แล้ว +3

    13:47 when boat cop points to his head insinuating AB is a nutcase! Very subtle and actually quite funny? AB, your a legend mate.

  • @PastaSauce.
    @PastaSauce. ปีที่แล้ว +4

    It’s always funny to see their faces when they know the word ‘Wayne Couzons’ is about to come up.

  • @studogskoff5034
    @studogskoff5034 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Funny how they don't seem to know much about Wayne Couzens.

  • @ianogilvie3356
    @ianogilvie3356 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    When they ask if you are taking pics of number plates , you should tell them its for potential witnesses .
    when / if the cops say(lie) you were doing something illegal you have witnesses to call on .

  • @Amit-ov3or
    @Amit-ov3or ปีที่แล้ว +15

    You run rings round these uneducated muppets every time AB. I look forward to every video.

    • @COD576
      @COD576 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Only uneducated muppets here are the people continually watching this idiot.

  • @jimboh8412
    @jimboh8412 ปีที่แล้ว

    A.B 30 seconds in you breaking into song killed me 😂😂😂 I’ve not even seen the whole vlog but already know it’s going to be gold!! All hail the king of audits!!

  • @DanSmithBK
    @DanSmithBK ปีที่แล้ว +96

    She let it slip when she said ‘make sure it’s factual’ at the end, suggesting you can’t have an opinion that they don’t agree with. More creeping fascism, that hundreds of thousands of people in both world wars died fighting against. It appalls me that we seem to be slipping towards that dystopia day by day....

    • @Nigfis
      @Nigfis ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I wore the uniform too. I couldn't feel more s**t-upon.

    • @toast2610
      @toast2610 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The people you speak of actually did fight for this very imperial authoritarianism.. and against those who wanted to be left alone. This is what makes it so funny to watch.

    • @jedfra9172
      @jedfra9172 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@toast2610 What the actual ferk are you on about? Nazi Germany just wanted to be left alone? LMFAO! I know that we face creeping oppression against our freedoms (much of it accelerated by the digital age) under our present governmental system, but your comment is just about the stupidest I have ever read.

    • @paigeleigh2554
      @paigeleigh2554 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Brilliantly said!

    • @paigeleigh2554
      @paigeleigh2554 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Nigfis , thank you for your service!

  • @justmatt7931
    @justmatt7931 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    It does astound me how every person that approaches you turns out to be a prat. What are the odds!

    • @cliffordbuttle4529
      @cliffordbuttle4529 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      %

    • @deanwallace4432
      @deanwallace4432 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Considering most of his interactions are with police, probably 95% 😂

    • @justdave4637
      @justdave4637 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It is absolutely amazing isn't it I mean I've only been watching this channel for a week and every officer that approaches doesn't know that he's just taking the piss he's owned everyone in the videos I've watched

  • @muratkarabeyaz3344
    @muratkarabeyaz3344 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That's one advanced office ,man's eyes are multi tasking 🥴

  • @williamgriffin5389
    @williamgriffin5389 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thanks AB. Blinking well enjoyed this.

  • @tractorboy2002
    @tractorboy2002 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    I once watched a cat toy with a mouse. I’ve just watched a man do a similar thing with some right fools. Nice one as ever AB.

  • @danidelaney3555
    @danidelaney3555 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    It won't be long before the postman or milkman asks to see what you've filmed and insists you give them your details 😁 Fear and paranoia is alive and kicking in the UK 😱

    • @adamfreeman2348
      @adamfreeman2348 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lol

    • @PrivilegedWhiteRabbit
      @PrivilegedWhiteRabbit ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I think that's already happened to AB before when he visited Royal Mail.

    • @roguestatus7
      @roguestatus7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You should see America. It's even worse.

    • @boztec7187
      @boztec7187 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The terrorists have won.

    • @OriginalJoseyWales
      @OriginalJoseyWales ปีที่แล้ว

      Truth about fear and paranoia. That's how they got people to take that experimental jab without even asking what is in it. Btw did you take the jab?

  • @Ukdashcam786
    @Ukdashcam786 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    She will be next PM

  • @MarksShrimpTanks
    @MarksShrimpTanks ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Thing I always notice with watching your videos is how 90% of the time the people that confront you treat you with utter contempt and its disgusting.

    • @OriginalJoseyWales
      @OriginalJoseyWales ปีที่แล้ว

      Well that's people in general nowadays - treating others with contempt and discourtesy.

    • @GregoryLancaster-rf7ce
      @GregoryLancaster-rf7ce ปีที่แล้ว

      Equally, AB has a rather obnoxious attitude with public servants, in my opinion?

    • @GregoryLancaster-rf7ce
      @GregoryLancaster-rf7ce ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The reason they do, is because he has got a nasty attitude with them, I think?

  • @deanwilkie3183
    @deanwilkie3183 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    They ALWAYS have to have the last WORD! ... They are absolutely clueless and don't know the law! They simply use intimidating tactics and make it up as they go along!!!... My friend 🙏 You expose these idiots for what they are, and they wonder why the public don't respect them!... Keep up the good work my friend 🙏 love you loads ❤️ xxxxx

  • @ArcturanMegadonkey
    @ArcturanMegadonkey ปีที่แล้ว +17

    This lot are TRAINED to harass or intimidate you! NEVER trust one.

  • @julianedge6431
    @julianedge6431 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    AB, you are a Legend. It brings to mind the 'security' guys in the 70's and 80's that spent time in Jail for hacking before making a $million advising the US Gov about security.

  • @deanwilkie3183
    @deanwilkie3183 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Well done my friend 🙏 A HUGE hug and kisses from a Nation Hurt by this hideous monster who murdered a beautiful woman who simply complied with who she then trusted to be a defender of the public from all evildoers!... Only she walked straight into a web of untrustworthy and disrespectful bullies and thugs who think they have the right to decide who lives and who dies!

  • @judithsnowdon7611
    @judithsnowdon7611 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Wow & she thinks she can ask you questions

  • @nosimpingnocap
    @nosimpingnocap ปีที่แล้ว +1

    When people say theirs only a few bad eggs 🥚 being a cop theirs only a few good eggs 🥚

  • @stephenmcgreevy9650
    @stephenmcgreevy9650 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Why do secure sites worry about security , when they are secure ?

    • @stuartb4525
      @stuartb4525 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      That's the police family logic.

    • @robotsonmars1989
      @robotsonmars1989 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Security has many different levels. Depends on what the site is and the type of observations being made.

    • @spinynormanbest6410
      @spinynormanbest6410 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Because they don't want you to see the jackboots and brown shirts

    • @Ndqar
      @Ndqar ปีที่แล้ว

      Police always prefer hassling law abiding citizens because its safer than dealing with criminals.

    • @sampadda4717
      @sampadda4717 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nothing can be 100'percenr secure

  • @smokey6533
    @smokey6533 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Really impressive how scuba Steve was looking at you and the camera at the same time! What a party trick

    • @adammcneice362
      @adammcneice362 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      North Eye.👀🙄😂🇬🇧🇮🇱🇬🇧✌️

    • @babettesfeast6347
      @babettesfeast6347 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Scuba diver really? It’s fetish wear, this guys kinky

    • @marlontruscott
      @marlontruscott ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah he looked like he was in need of finding those cocaine bales that keep washing up on the coast..

    • @Nickle314
      @Nickle314 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Scuba Steve. :-) Now he's got a new nickname at the yard. Like Counzens being called the rapist.

  • @robertanderson6929
    @robertanderson6929 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The exemption for police in the Legislation prohibiting harassment does NOT mean Police cannot harass the citizens. It explicitly permits the police TO HARASS THE CITIZEN WITH IMPUNITY.

  • @MarkBinns-zj2fu
    @MarkBinns-zj2fu 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I had to watch the “Mr boat guy” part of the video again as you were just hilarious, so funny. your wit and humor is spot on AB, very entertaining, good job!!

  • @denis7p597
    @denis7p597 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Yo AB! Excellent Video! I Love the way you utilize that fact that An Ex Policeman Wayne Couzens was Jailed and use it while Replying to their Questions! Genius!

  • @markjust86
    @markjust86 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    They all knew you were talking about Wayne cousins but they all played dumb until you said the name, they were not going to say his name. That's quite interesting. I'd like to see if the whole force has been told not to mention him or something.

    • @carlosfandango6255
      @carlosfandango6255 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That's because they are ashamed to be connected to him. I bet they knew him on WhatsApp.

    • @realPromotememedia
      @realPromotememedia ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Police never know anything about anything “I can’t say I wasn’t here I didn’t see that it’s not my arrest they have their own reasons. . . . . Absolutely useless. I love toy referring them to your press office approach 😊😊

    • @markbrown1089
      @markbrown1089 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@carlosfandango6255 Or the whole WC thing is a psyop so that's why they haven't heard of him

    • @mcirelandosharma7411
      @mcirelandosharma7411 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Blue wall of silence. Although it's more of a ceiling. They are above the ceiling and we are below. They would prefer to disregard any human morality and basic rights if it maintains their position above the ceiling. It comes with many rewards and perks such as the ability to be violent and abusive to anyone below the ceiling, steal, threaten, assault and kill without accountability.

  • @axe6279
    @axe6279 ปีที่แล้ว

    Been waiting for one of these closer to home.👍

  • @stephenbrown5844
    @stephenbrown5844 ปีที่แล้ว

    Fantastic efforts AB😀❤️👍🇬🇧🇬🇧

  • @eyeofbraille4659
    @eyeofbraille4659 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    The greatest police trainer in the business provides another free class. Good man.

  • @mazA5568
    @mazA5568 ปีที่แล้ว

    Ahhh brilliant … Ab love you man ure the best … well done oughting these cranks

  • @ScramTek
    @ScramTek ปีที่แล้ว

    These particular interactions are as close to auditing perfection as I believe possible.
    The charade, the bluffs and the lies they use. They all talk, think and manoeuvre the same fucking way. Every one of them!
    And you outmanoeuvred these officers with consummate ease!

  • @nonenone-vt8cg
    @nonenone-vt8cg ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Stop and account is not a police procedure, therefore it cannot be used as a reason for breaching road traffic acts or the highway code.

  • @johntallant388
    @johntallant388 ปีที่แล้ว

    Top man love watching you bro 👌, john from Dublin Ireland 🇮🇪

  • @jimross5806
    @jimross5806 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Kinda got the impression that ‘boat guy’ was keen to go hands on till uniform arrived.
    Interesting audit as always.
    Stay polite, cordial and Know Your Rights.
    👍

  • @grahambarnes8197
    @grahambarnes8197 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    Well done, this is another great audit and please keep up the great work reporting on police.

    • @Lookup2Wakeup
      @Lookup2Wakeup ปีที่แล้ว +2

      AB said he trains them....🙂

  • @MarekzAnglii
    @MarekzAnglii ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Those two cops were straight out of cadet school, still wet behind the ears, BUT already practicing their art of bossing around innocent members of the public! Also that cop on the right suddenly seemed to know a lot about Wayne Couzens, when at the beginning he couldn't even remember his name!!! 🤔

  • @Ian-lp1pr
    @Ian-lp1pr ปีที่แล้ว

    Every day your vids crack me up. Thank you

  • @sebdetyra651
    @sebdetyra651 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hahahahahaha the opening of this is unreal!!!! You need to do more comedy like the Italian or French one, you got the comedy..... and singing skills.

  • @princesspiplaysbass
    @princesspiplaysbass ปีที่แล้ว +31

    How do they not know their own policy?

    • @Sheepwillbesheep
      @Sheepwillbesheep ปีที่แล้ว

      Cause they only hire morons.

    • @philgifford8258
      @philgifford8258 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Arrogance

    • @Ndqar
      @Ndqar ปีที่แล้ว

      Can you say government worker.

  • @brenda1378
    @brenda1378 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Thanks for brightening my day, you always make me chuckle. 😁

  • @guinnog2
    @guinnog2 ปีที่แล้ว

    You are the best. Never give up.

  • @mrtomas0990
    @mrtomas0990 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Great voice AB!

  • @colinfletcher5023
    @colinfletcher5023 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Our hero keeps doing it,God bless you AB