JURASSIC WORLD DOMINION Movie Review **SPOILER ALERT**
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 5 ก.พ. 2025
- Gay homosexuals Nick and Joseph spoil Jurassic World Dominion - a 2022 American science fiction action film directed by Colin Trevorrow
Premise: Four years after the destruction of Isla Nublar, dinosaurs now live--and hunt--alongside humans all over the world. This fragile balance will reshape the future and determine, once and for all, whether human beings are to remain the apex predators on a planet they now share with history's most fearsome creatures in a new Era.
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Cast:
Chris Pratt as Owen Grady
Bryce Dallas Howard as Claire Dearing
Laura Dern as Dr. Ellie Sattler
Jeff Goldblum as Dr. Ian Malcolm
Sam Neill as Dr. Alan Grant
DeWanda Wise as Kayla Watts
Mamoudou Athie as Ramsay Cole
BD Wong as Dr. Henry Wu
Omar Sy as Barry Sembène
Campbell Scott as Dr. Lewis Dodgson
Cinematography by John Schwartzman
Edited by Mark Sanger
Music by Michael Giacchino
Keywords: ending explained, reaction video, trailer, The Dying Gaul, Fatherhood, Battle at Big Rock, Safety Not Guaranteed, Universal Pictures, Steven Spielberg
"Dodo bird" 🤣🤣🤣
Joseph you should do stand up, your quips and shade seriously kill me every review!!! I don't know how Nick keeps a straight face so often. 🤣💖💗
He’s used to my stupidity.
A gay man having a straight face? Now that's something else
Nick said it all: CACA-DOO-DEEE!!!!!! Dinosize!!! Joseph’s gestures and exasperation! Y’all know y’all’re 1000 times more entertaining than this thing.
"and also Tim Cook keeps talking about money....he has all of the money" I laughed every time Tim Cook was mentioned in this review. good times!
Me too every single time he said it lololol
I lost it at the vials of HIV.....
I love Nick "Because if you remember, which I'm sure you don't..." 😂😂😂
You two are hilarious. I really mean this: you are better than Siskel & Ebert. I used to love their reviews. You are 1000x better.
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“CAM-GIGANDET-ASAURUS ” 😂😂
Yall speak for those who can't.
I was so let down by this film. FishJelly made it all better with silliness and sharp as a whip dissection.
Thank you! 🌞
Saw it last night and it was even worse than I was expecting.
About half way through I thought I'd switch off my brain & just enjoy the dinosaur scenes BUT THEY SUCKED TOO!
Just watching Joseph makes me realize I will not waste my time with this nonsense.
Chris Pratt does that "Talk To The Hand" gesture in all 3 films. It's the only personality trait besides being able to ride a motorcycle the writers could come up with for his character. It was cool in the first movie, but then it got annoying. One day that "Talk To The Hand" thing won't work and a dino is going to bite his hand off.
Lmaooooo
It wasn't cool in the first movie
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I know that eyebrow raise 🤣🤣🤣 Nick face was like "yes, he just said that 🤣😂 10:55" Joseph is off the chain,
Been waiting for your review!! Thank you for it!! I used to love the Jurassic Park movies cuz they were actually fun despite their plot flaws, but I absolutely hate what Colin Trevorrow has done to the franchise. When an independent filmmaker takes over large franchises like this, one always hopes that they bring better characterization and writing to them, but it's almost amazing how completely far he went in the opposite direction instead. Like, might as well have handed the franchise to someone like Jerry Bruckheimer. So disappointing. I'm so glad this is the last movie and if they ever do another three, really hope he has nothing to do with it.
I love that you guys brought up the black sacrifice trope in this movie. Both actors did very well in their roles but I definitely peeped what was going on. But DeWanda gave such BDE I just swooned at seeing her lol.
Joseph I love your analogies 😂😂
The character references! Tim Cook. Gia Gunn. 😂😂😂 I love you two, and I loved this review. Thank you.❤
They really did kidnapped that girl 😂
Cam'gingonjay... i don't ever want to know what that dinosaur is actually called.
Ginganjay.......
I am screaming!!! 🤣🤣
"at any other discernable level, it's just garbage" 🤣
I remember reading the book so long ago and I literally had to be forced to put it down since I was visiting in-laws and they thought I was terribly rude. I definitely enjoyed the book a lot more than the visit.
Nick’s face when Joseph mentions the vials of HIV. HAS. ME. SCREAMING!!!
When the first minute of the review is Nick and Joseph dropping jokes, you know the movie is going to be a dud, LOL!
So, as a movie buff that doesn't have a lot of time to see some of the Indies and most of the Mainstream ones, I appreciate how well you both actually spoil them for me. 💙
Basically I love almost any movie with dinosaurs in it, but even I have acquired "Jurassic Fatigue". I know because rather than entertain me, this movie makes me think of the damage invasive species (plant and animal) have done. Forget eating people and harming landmarks, we would be out of food, shelter and the internet in a week. And giant flaming locusts (why does that sound like an indie band) was that the only way they could insert the OG cast, really? Love these reviews, funny, informative and always entertaining.
Right! I agree it felt like everyone was in the movie only because they got paid to do so.
Shout out for The Dying Gaul in a Jurassic World video? That's quality film reviewing.
GING-GON-JAY is hilarious.
I'm so excited. I love all of the Jurassic Park movies. Getting my little martini ready for the review. Embrace your inner child and enjoy the movie. :)
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This was the best ever review just for al the lol I had. Joseph you kill me and nick your expressions lol! This was most likely 10 times better than the movie. We were going to see it but decided nope 👎 based on this
You guys nailed the review. I knew it was gonna be bad but I still went with the expectation of being wowed by the old cast reuniting. It’s hard to digest how they managed to screw even that up. Fallen kingdom was not great but this took a giant shit on the entire franchise. Followed the hobbit, Star Wars and fantastic beasts. No effort whatsoever. Plus I wanted to burst out laughing everytime I saw the Tim Cook guy.
I would have watched it if it didn’t have Chris Pratt in it. I love the random Gia Gunn reference 🤣
Tim Cook , Campbell Scott! Tim Cook .. Campbell Scott 🤣😂this review is better than that film. I am sure of it. Thanks for this fun review!
Thank you for filling me in on how it ended. Two kidnappings in one movie and who cared if the girl got kidnapped; she had such a bad attitude. Then the chase seen straight out of Indiana Jones through a market, toppling tables, etc. we walked out of the movie.
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My audience was clapping at everything!🤦🏻 Man, this movie was duuuuuuumb. Also, I thought we were getting an actual Jurassic World this time but NOPE, back to a secluded island...again. I actually preferred Fallen Kindom because of the horror elements and the bonkers 3rd act 😆. Great review! You guys had me laughing😂
People eat this stuff up. The theaters in my area are all sold out for this. I was going to go see this today because I've seen every other movie already but it's all sold out in the imax. There is no point in watching it in standard because i know the only thing this film has going for it will be its cgi and special effects. So if I don't watch it in imax ill probably fall asleep.
Oh how I’ve missed you both!
The HIV reference had me dying
Loved the chat. Only thing, Dawanda had in curly micros. All her hair is braided in so it’s rlly a great style to run around in…very very low maintenance it literally does kinds just stay in place .. but I suppose maybe 29 Black people or majority of the main stream community it does look a bit confusing if you’re not familiar.
Hi! Another detailed review, (highlights noted!) great comments! The "showdown" as Nick opined, being "one the *best action scenes." I remember, there's this 'other showdown' on a misty bridge in JP (3) - that had great CGI. Can't go wrong with Pterodactyls? But, Tea Leoni was terrible, overall bad script too! LOL! So, the dinosaurs in a "breeding farm" concept in this movie, is as Joseph puts it: "because the trailer looked like it might be interesting!" Well said!
Not Cockadoodoo!! , The wonderful Ms.Kathy Bates!!!
I knew it would be cacadoodoo- Nick!!! 😆😆😆
I am here only for the "Goldblum"...I got a thing..since The Fly. Hubba-Hubba
I've watched every single Jurassic Park in the theater with my mother since 93. Needless to say I drink a little before the shows now to make it tolerable.
Campbell Scott was in longtime companion. He played Dodson. Who was in the first movie? When Dennis Nedry is eating in Costa Rica.
I thought Chris Pratt was trying to use the Neo/ Crocodile Dundee method of taming a situation
yes what we've all been waiting for!
I second that! (This review right not so much the movie?)
@@stephlalalitta haha yes 😆
It’s been so hot in LA, and I have A-List, so I went to see this. 15 min in, I was already disconnected from the movie. I just wanted it to end. Your review of the film was much more entertaining. jurASSic world DUMBinion.
LOL NOT GIA GUNN. Love yall
💯 agree with Nick about nostalgia. My mom and son felt that way and enjoyed the *feel of the movie.* I'm glad for personal reasons. It's the last movie they ever saw together, and it's a wonderful memory for my son. ❤️🩹
The movie before this one was garbage, so I don’t expect much better. I didn’t even think Laura Dern and Jeff Goldbloom would save this. Nevertheless I’ll still watch this. What’s wrong with me. 😭
I like FK way more than JW!
The world has just changed so radically, and we're all running to catch up. I don't want to jump to any conclusions, but look... Jurassic Park and Jurassic world , two trilogies separated by 14 years of evolution have just been suddenly thrown back into the mix together, how can we possibly have the slightest idea what to expect ?
In Rupaul Voice, “why she gotta be black!?!” I was put off like why so “ghetto”. I thought it would have been more about the dinosaurs being invasive species and how they would contain it
Nick: “….when that’s not how she’s originally conceived -“
Joseph: “okay, now we get to..”
* cue Nick’s exasperated eye roll * 😂😂
This wasnt the type of plot that i was expecting but unfortunately these movies havent really lived up to the first trilogy. At least its over now lol edit: yes i felt the same as Joseph felt in regards to the plot.
This movie almost ruined Jurassic Park for me. It was so over the top silly and none of the magic from Jurassic Park was there, they should have stopped after the first Jurassic world, that one at least made me feel like a kid again watching it for the first time
Another entertaining review - well done guys -agree these movies are kinda like Godzilla movies - so they aren’t supposed to make sense
I like you and your reviews videos so much I'm watching a review of a film I have no interest in and will never see.
The coolest scene in the trailers was the t-rex attacking movie goers at a drive in theatre... and it wasnt even in the movie! Ugh
You Guys are Right…… Pure Caca Doo Doo………. Thanks for your review.
Not Gia Gunn I can’t unsee it now
Watching the movie I was like yaaaassss Gia Gunn in a blonde wig werk!! 🤪
I watched it last night, and it's by far the worst of the series. What person thought it would be a good idea to put locusts and clones in a franchise about dinosaurs?
Yeah, Joseph, I understand what you were saying about the black actress. It’s bothersome because there is no need for her to “act” in this manner. It’s giving: I listen to City Girls’ music at the laundromat. I gagged when she said, “ya feel me.”
hahaha Nick having way wayyyy too much fun with that opening lol I don't even care about this movie, I just want to spend time hearing from you guys lol👏👏👏😊
Same. Love these two! ❤️
I actually thought the cgi was pretty bad. It was unexpected. It looked like all the dinosaur movements had a low frame rate. And when mammals and Dinosaurs were in the same shot, it would look like who framed roger rabbit. The wolf is the real world and the dino is the cartoon in the same scene.
Omg hahaha NOT HIV 🤦♂️🤣 gurrll hahahaha I cant with you two 🤣
i agree with everything you said about the pilot woman, wish she was the star of the movie.
When the Senate and UN told the world to co exist and tolerate peacefully T rex , Velociraptors , Spinosauraus , Mosasaurs and allow them to roam freely and let them be and seeing 3 past experts chasing giant locusts shutting down an obsolete biotech company call biosyn and another group more invested on rescueing a clone daughter , i instinctively knew it was the end of the franchise , how would it not be and good luck to that world 😂😂
I haven't seen the movie, but is that seriously what happens? That sounds so unbelievably stupid. Tolerate and co-exist with apex dinosaurs? Lmao.
Who knew jarrasic world was the origin story of the Flintstones?
The producers were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should.
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“One of the best action films in the scene…” What seems to be the officer, problem? 😜
I hated the last film and had no intentions of watching this one. Sad to see the franchise turn into this crap.
Jeff Goldblum was the best part of the movie next to the female pilot.
I totally forgot to watch your review after I seen the movie which I usually do. And while binging today, I realized I can’t remember a thing from this movie😂 not until you started explaining the plot did it start to come back. This was more forgettable than black light and the contractor.
This movie was such a letdown. I wish I could get a REFUND. 😅😢
It’s somewhat funny how y’all want "the black lady" to be the headliner of the film but you don’t even know or say her name. She’s just "the black lady". That’s why she cannot be the headliner lol
This movie will be awful…. I’m seeing it in Imax 3D Sunday night! Thanks amc a-list. You guys are great and funny. I really liked crimes of the future!
I hate this movie and this review is hilarious, lol. Only good thing to come out of the Jurassic World doodoo slop is the JW: Evolution games
The black chick was great but I hear you with the cliches. It was not necessary.
The Same Beats😩say it isn’t so.
Lmfao let me tell you my parnter and I were soooo childish watching this dumb movie. They better not ever make another Jurassic Park... let it go... it's dead, just bury it already. BD Wong's character lawwwwwwwwwwd lmfao... we called him Abuela the moment we saw him. Like who left their Abuela at the park? That damn sweater and hair... I just can't 🤣 I also hated Chris Pratt character, I was like here we go the dinosaur whisperer. Then we are suppose to believe his lil rope was able to hold the dinosaur and yet they were popping chains when they had the men fighting in the other scene. The putting a dot on the dinosaur's target was soooo dumb. Them dropping Claire in that forest area so she'd be safe just in case they died in the plane crash was dumb cause really? Y'all have so much plot amor there's no way y'all dying in this crash. Then she's out there fighting for her life only for them to meet back up immediately after lmfao. I was so bored and the movie went on FOREVER. The plot was dumb, the cloning thing or whatever that was is dumb. I must have missed a few movies in between cause I was like wtf? Why are we living among all these dinosaurs now? Then we are suppose to believe that these dinosaurs are gonna live in their own lil bubble, free of humans and I'm thinking... uh even the flying ones? 🤣🤣 The lady with the dot thingy was pointless you never see her again. Kayla Watts character was way too bad ass for this movie, it felt so over done even tho she's beautiful I was like lawd why she keeps saving all these people? For what? Blah just throw the whole movie away.
Just finished watching. I was super confused. These movies are too damn long. I am a huge Jurassic Park Fan so I enjoyed seeing the old cast but the movie wasn't all that. When the 7 of them was trying to get away by that car felt like old times. Jurassic Park always have a spinning vehicle.
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Once they introduced the clone girl that wanted to free all the dinosaurs they really lost the plot of what Jurassic Park was about.
It doesn't help that crisp ratt can't carry a movie anymore after he cheated on his wife and joined that gay conversion "therapy church".
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As a diehard fan, this movie was really insulting. It felt like complete fan service and there were so many plot holes this movie left unanswered.
I loved Jurassic World and Jurassic world Fallen Kingdom was okay, but thus movie was a disaster. It completely goes astray from the original message of Jurassic Park.
I have so many things to say about this film and almost nothing of it is good. Aside from the horrible plot, the cinematography was very thrilling in a lot of scenes
This movie was dreadful. Thanks for reviewing it
Let me be clear about this, The plot of the movie was for the older characters to travel to the biosyn research facility to get ahold of a sample from a locust... you know the locust that are literally everywhere in the world and were somehow going to prove that, that specific sample came directly from biosyn... it didnt make any sense at all.
oh and only 4 people die in this film... most of which are off-camera. Steve jobs antagonist. Dude on a scooter, Rayne dude. And a guy burning on fire and a CIA dude... Thats it. There's no suspense no thrill, no real threat. The giganotasaurus kills no one and no other dinos kills anyone except a weird dino that looks like a raptor that's been abused, a carnosaur, a diloposaurus, and a raptor kill maybe and that's it. and when i say kill i use that term loosely cause most of them were off-camera so we don't really know what happens. The res of the movie was fake drama, fake suspense, and fake emotions, all for the bs marketing trailer that made you think the movie was something entirely different that what we actually got. It was nothing more than a giant PETA commercial lecture about animal abuse... which a majority of normal human beings don't abuse animals so I don't know what this movie was for.
Jurassic Park they can do better omg 😱 no way I feel nothing out of dis movie
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The movie made no sense it was soooooo stupid , the little girl plot was soooo unnecessary
I came out of the cinema wanting to have a full on breakdown after 3 hours of witnessing this farce fest.
This film is an insult to anyone whose ever enjoyed the Jurassic park films
wtf!
Chris pratt is the best actor ever... said no one ever.
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I absolutely loved the movie. I don’t care. It looked amazing in the theatre.