Types of Teachers at School

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  • @OctoberStorm15
    @OctoberStorm15 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2579

    You forgot the teacher who always says, "The bell doesn't dismiss you, I dismiss you!"

    • @iloveanime2993
      @iloveanime2993 9 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      TakeMyOxygen I hate those....

    • @rose-colouredboy9997
      @rose-colouredboy9997 9 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      My year 3 teacher was like that 😂😂😂

    • @carx76
      @carx76 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol

    • @carx76
      @carx76 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Feliks Łukasiewicz lol that will only make them more angry

    • @rose-colouredboy9997
      @rose-colouredboy9997 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Feliks Łukasiewicz Can I use that? If I can't that's fine...

  • @catflab3289
    @catflab3289 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3284

    *The teacher who suddenly gets married and we now know her by her new surname*

    • @ttourmalinee
      @ttourmalinee 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      my new class teacher got married a few weeks ago and before the school year started we got a letter with her former surname but then we found out she got married but we still call her by her former surname lol

    • @judgingeveryone
      @judgingeveryone 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I have a teacher who got engaged in the middle of the year and her surname was the same as my other teacher’s

    • @sheilafinney2118
      @sheilafinney2118 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol

    • @ell_5.456
      @ell_5.456 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      We have
      Mr McVeigh and Mrs McVeigh
      And Mr morley and Miss hawwit are engaged
      Then we have Mrs Mcvickery and Mr Mcvickey

    • @gecko9974
      @gecko9974 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      But half the school can't remember her/his new name and are just like screw it!

  • @georgia9736
    @georgia9736 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1748

    What about those teachers who are weird but in a I'm-bored-of-teaching-let's-all-talk-about-some-random-unrelated-subject-for-the-rest-of-the-lesson way?

    • @justbecca7236
      @justbecca7236 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Once my 6th grade teacher was teaching us literacy or something and it ended up with us spending like 45 minutes talking about honors classes

    • @wokeupnew
      @wokeupnew 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      once my teacher talked about different trees for 2 hours. my whole class just passed notes.

    • @sewshoww
      @sewshoww 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Georgia Brand one of my teachers last year was like that but he wasn’t weird

    • @larawabsie
      @larawabsie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I HAD ONE OF THOSE HE WAS NUTS

    • @mayastrommen_xo
      @mayastrommen_xo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I love when that happens 😍

  • @gracehewitt282
    @gracehewitt282 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1471

    Another type of teacher, is the teacher who always calls you your older sibling's name!!

    • @katieohare5114
      @katieohare5114 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      I have 3 older sisters and my History teacher has to sit there and silently say all my sisters names until she remembers mine.

    • @uccello297
      @uccello297 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      This is so effing relatable my maths teacher always calls me my brother name and am awkwardly sitting there like that is not my name

    • @dhiyanashah2046
      @dhiyanashah2046 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Relatable

    • @ninasullivan8669
      @ninasullivan8669 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I'm always called my sisters name in school and whenever I get a teacher that she had they think I'm going to be just a mini her.

    • @averymununga142
      @averymununga142 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I sadly cannot relate but my sister keeps telling me that her choir teacher ( who was my primary school teacher) kept calling her by my name. I'm not sure if she is irritated by it but she probaly is lol

  • @DeziXD
    @DeziXD 9 ปีที่แล้ว +315

    There was a teacher at my school who yelled at you for sneezing, breathing to loud, or even putting your hand up.
    One of my friends desk was moved to the hall because he sneezed.
    And a kid got detention for tripping on her way back to her desk.

    • @jadegovender4499
      @jadegovender4499 9 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      That must of been 1 awful teacher feel sorry for your friend and everyone in that class

    • @DeziXD
      @DeziXD 9 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Jade Govender good thing she retired, everyone hated her

    • @natalien3855
      @natalien3855 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      .....no....I DON WANT THAT TEACHER!!!!

    • @jadegovender4499
      @jadegovender4499 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      I don think anyone would 😪

    • @CG-ej3ze
      @CG-ej3ze 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I had a similar sub like people would be saying bless you and she was like NO WHY ARE U TALKING and then everyone was like we were saying bless you and she was like DON'T TALK

  • @z8092
    @z8092 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6381

    You've missed the
    Two-Faced
    The one who really doesn't care and is super mean all until the inspector or head teacher walks through the door and then suddenly they are the nicest teacher in the world

    • @luaxx4765
      @luaxx4765 9 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      that was my English teacher

    • @FinalWaifTM
      @FinalWaifTM 9 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      So true but like my is Spanish so my friend was like screaming and the the teacher came up to me and was like if you do that again your in trouble and I was like what but one second she is nice the other so mean and stays like that for the rest of the day

    • @kyleejordan1582
      @kyleejordan1582 9 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Yes that is my teacher. ......so stressful 😲😢😠

    • @jamieparker941
      @jamieparker941 9 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Zainab A That's like my Spanish teacher. IS IT ALWAYS THE SPANISH, FRENCH, ETC. TEACHER!

    • @minionsyellowfeet4249
      @minionsyellowfeet4249 9 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      My maths teacher

  • @noodleboi4368
    @noodleboi4368 5 ปีที่แล้ว +560

    Disclaimer: no Sandra’s were harmed in the presence of miss Kelly except for emotional harm

    • @nishajohn7847
      @nishajohn7847 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      emotional harm is still harm sherlock

    • @dandelions_are_cool
      @dandelions_are_cool 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@nishajohn7847 Not to the education system it's not. They don't give a damn if things aren't physical

    • @nishajohn7847
      @nishajohn7847 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@dandelions_are_cool did not ask at all

    • @dandelions_are_cool
      @dandelions_are_cool 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@nishajohn7847 I'm sorry?

    • @janvigupta9206
      @janvigupta9206 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You don’t hafta be so rude

  • @amyartlover
    @amyartlover 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1725

    Teachers I've had:
    The super hot teacher
    The dad joke teacher
    The angry teacher
    The clueless substitute

    • @itsmebishughh3643
      @itsmebishughh3643 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Amy Anime Lover totally same

    • @squiddo7215
      @squiddo7215 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yes queen

    • @anonymousraven1371
      @anonymousraven1371 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Amy Anime Lover I had them all except the hot teacher

    • @dhiyanashah2046
      @dhiyanashah2046 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I’ve got the same types of teachers. The clueless sub is my fave, we all know why

    • @gothgirlgraveyard3539
      @gothgirlgraveyard3539 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The teachers I had:
      -the lazy teacher
      -the foreign teacher
      -the parent teacher
      -the “cool” teacher
      -the hippie
      -AND THE LAZY TEACHER!

  • @zsazsagalor6447
    @zsazsagalor6447 9 ปีที่แล้ว +10756

    The teacher who gets pregnant in the middle of the year then leaves -.-

    • @NeoSoldner
      @NeoSoldner 9 ปีที่แล้ว +266

      Aja Johns I thought that was all the students :P

    • @victorhenry8595
      @victorhenry8595 9 ปีที่แล้ว +140

      That was my 4th grade teacher

    • @notevenalisha8802
      @notevenalisha8802 9 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      True

    • @fernandocorteslopez6769
      @fernandocorteslopez6769 9 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      My 7th grade gym teacher

    • @cher4057
      @cher4057 9 ปีที่แล้ว +208

      Aja Johns Once, this teacher told the class that she was pregnant. Everyone was like: "Omfg... that's so cute and awesome" I was like, So, you had sex a couple of weeks ago.... yuck....

  • @mxst00
    @mxst00 5 ปีที่แล้ว +625

    “I was scared of the rickshaw and the man” 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @syedabdulmajid2299
      @syedabdulmajid2299 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      aisich hota bhai yapar foreigners aaye to

    • @yuvrajrandhawa1586
      @yuvrajrandhawa1586 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      War...war go boom...what it do...it go boom

    • @jenittaros3604
      @jenittaros3604 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah dude😂😂😂😂😂

    • @reenasajith4288
      @reenasajith4288 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      LMAO

    • @TygR3
      @TygR3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "Gun say boom. I will come to your house to see you are doing my work"

  • @elizafichialos4920
    @elizafichialos4920 5 ปีที่แล้ว +266

    "I'll silent read my way to success!" SO FREAKING RELATABLE

  • @cheyennegudde4881
    @cheyennegudde4881 5 ปีที่แล้ว +801

    Am I the only one who hated the teacher that said "The bell doesn't dismiss you I dismiss you" I'm like WHAT'S THE POINT OF THE BELL IF IT DOESN'T DISMISS ME THEN THE NEXT TEACHER YELLS AT YOU BECAUSE OF THAT ONE

    • @oceanti6791
      @oceanti6791 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Then they're also the same teacher that's like "You have to wait until the bell to leave" like ??

    • @Rhodaaa_k
      @Rhodaaa_k 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The bell is to tell them to dismiss you soon lmao

    • @sierracarter7087
      @sierracarter7087 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I leave anyway 😂

    • @carlaanthony590
      @carlaanthony590 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Teacher-"why you late to class?"Jayversace-"The bell doesn't tell me to go to class i do"

    • @pixellia5343
      @pixellia5343 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Well if the bell doesn’t dismiss you and I dismiss you, then I am am I. As I, I allow myself to dismiss me.

  • @Andante75
    @Andante75 6 ปีที่แล้ว +216

    You forgot the failed Cool cat
    The teachers who try and be all cool and relevant and the class just gets too annoying then they start shouting every lesson until they just become a strict teacher and don't even try any more

    • @nocopjd
      @nocopjd 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      YESSSSSSS I relate 😂

    • @lilaceey9275
      @lilaceey9275 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oof, that’s my science teacher

  • @bigboypants_953
    @bigboypants_953 7 ปีที่แล้ว +125

    The teacher who gives the class permission to do something but then suddenly says you aren't allowed to do so.

    • @indiarocks4eva
      @indiarocks4eva 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      {} {} it's that a two faced

  • @minimallie6507
    @minimallie6507 7 ปีที่แล้ว +504

    I like AB teachers. We don't get homework or work because the teacher gets carried away by his or her story.

    • @janeships8422
      @janeships8422 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      It gets so annoying after awhile. Im like " i came here to learn so if we're gonna talk about your wive's occupation then i might as well leave"

    • @avawalker4490
      @avawalker4490 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Jane Ships, When my English teacher does that I just write notes to my friend

    • @Evans-qc8gt
      @Evans-qc8gt 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      At my school it's always like: Oh okay, I talked the whole one a half hour about my husband's left pinky so please do all the work we should have finished by now at home have fun bye

    • @Beezinga
      @Beezinga 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      iiSpace_Tacoii I had a teacher like that. She talked about how she was getting a divorce because she was unable to have kids and she also talked about how her sister was happily married and had a good job while she was a teacher who was getting divorced.... I was in 3rd grade when I had this teacher..

    • @yesobviously4122
      @yesobviously4122 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      truely pointed

  • @laurenrauch
    @laurenrauch 5 ปีที่แล้ว +192

    ''im going to come into your home. see if you do my work." me: dies

    • @fiveelevenevan
      @fiveelevenevan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Literally and figuratively, maybe. That lady creeps me out.

  • @evanlynwinter2442
    @evanlynwinter2442 8 ปีที่แล้ว +573

    some u forgot
    1 the homie: the teacher that lets you play on your phone and will take selfies with you. they also let you put your feet up on desks, and is awesome
    2 the mother: the teacher who leaves halfway through the year bc she is pregnant/has a new born
    3 the newbie: the classroom is chaos, if you phrase the question right then you can get them to answer the whole test for you, doesnt enforce anything, often first year teaching
    4 the seargent: the one who is always yelling and only refers to you by your last name, often strict
    5 the bipolar: they are only nice when your parents are around or when a higher up walks in
    6 the mute: they never even say anything, the instructions are on the board when u walk in
    7 Hot n cold: this teacher gives you 100 pages to do one night then none the next
    8 this is nothing: this teacher is constantly saying that high school, colledge, ect is SO much harder than whatever grade u are in and that they are just trying to prepare u

    • @tabithavelez9495
      @tabithavelez9495 8 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      in first grade my teacher was the mother and we got like ten subs in about five days... and my third grade teacher was only about three percent of the homie at the last day of school before fourth grade started. Im still in fourth grade and my teacher is like fifty percent the homie but we cant put our feet in or on the desks but we can sit on them.

    • @makayla2426
      @makayla2426 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Hope M My 23 year old teacher(younger than my older brother...) is definitely the newbie. I feel really bad for her, she teaches 5th graders who don't shut up.

    • @puppymonkeybaby9599
      @puppymonkeybaby9599 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I'm the homie but I still have rules and I'm not afraid to give detentions

    • @mysticalcreature4451
      @mysticalcreature4451 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hope M i have all these types of teachers 😒

    • @lilystuart7485
      @lilystuart7485 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Hope M I had #2 in second grade

  • @akshayameka3996
    @akshayameka3996 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2763

    I’ve seen this video a hundred times but every time I watch it and hear
    YO SANDRA
    It kills me 😂😂😂

  • @Asterius_101
    @Asterius_101 9 ปีที่แล้ว +468

    I remember I had a teacher who was straight up crazy. I remember I smiled once and she straight up went ape at me and accused me of disrupting the class and sent me to the principal's office. and after that, I tried not to smile whenever I saw her and then she sent me to the counselor's office for "looking depressed and sending out negative vibes." Like, wtf!?!

    • @Asterius_101
      @Asterius_101 9 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      and then most of my high school English teachers were complete AB teachers. one second we were learning Shakespeare and then the other second she was talking about her freaking dog. like, what? I already have a bad memory, I don't need to hear about what spot did to your kid.

    • @maikhuongpham5942
      @maikhuongpham5942 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Damn....that's rough

    • @Asterius_101
      @Asterius_101 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Maikhuong Pham Yeah, she was a complete bitch.

    • @Asterius_101
      @Asterius_101 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Maikhuong Pham Well, I'd have to go back a couple of years, because she moved to another country, but, if I could, I would.

    • @maikhuongpham5942
      @maikhuongpham5942 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Don't trust me, I'm crazy well If I were you, I would be glad that she's gone. Are there any more teachers like that at your school? XD

  • @heyyourecool6203
    @heyyourecool6203 5 ปีที่แล้ว +750

    Sandra summed up my whole life
    This how many people wanna hug Sandra
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    • @amberlee.nycole.perrine8150
      @amberlee.nycole.perrine8150 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Poor Sandra

    • @gordonramsayslambsauce
      @gordonramsayslambsauce 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Sandra is literally me

    • @magicnightcore1675
      @magicnightcore1675 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I’m suprised it’s not only 20 likes because her phone battery on 20

    • @tiffxiez
      @tiffxiez 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Second grade and Spanish class is a nightmare
      *spanish is still haunting me with 2 classes a week*

    • @Yugvijay
      @Yugvijay 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol

  • @seajay9711
    @seajay9711 9 ปีที่แล้ว +394

    you forgot that teacher that's really friendly but the second class starts she turns into the freaking devil

    • @seajay9711
      @seajay9711 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's my math teacher right now lol and LA last year xD

    • @seajay9711
      @seajay9711 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      oh wow that sucks xD

    • @Kittens-js6ls
      @Kittens-js6ls 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      yes xD,but it could be a he or a she :P

    • @Kittens-js6ls
      @Kittens-js6ls 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      yes xD,but it could be a he or a she :P

    • @seajay9711
      @seajay9711 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah it could be either but I just said she because all my experiences with those were female :p

  • @hvh2698
    @hvh2698 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1372

    2:52 "Je le poop dans le petit toilet" and the rest of the French jokes...
    I fell off my chair 😂
    Btw sorry I'm 5 years late...

    • @jeanz638
      @jeanz638 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Omg yes! Annie yes yes I'm been here since 2013 xx 😂😂😄😄😄😄😄😄🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @macym1109
      @macym1109 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      That literally translates to: I the poop in the small toilet 😂😂😂
      What she should have said: puis-j’etre excusée?

    • @shachiamin3889
      @shachiamin3889 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      SAME

    • @thegirlyoudontknow7
      @thegirlyoudontknow7 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I'm six yrs late

    • @elliotsykes9671
      @elliotsykes9671 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Annie King
      I’m l8er than u lol

  • @ruqayaogaili2573
    @ruqayaogaili2573 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2902

    *bell rings*
    Teacher: The bell doesn't dismiss you, I do!
    next day
    Teacher: Hey why did you come after the bell ? you are late!
    me : If the bell doesn't dismiss me it doesn't decide when i should be here either..

    • @susanzurita2526
      @susanzurita2526 7 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      👏😂

    • @laterhaters7580
      @laterhaters7580 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Ruqaya Ogaili lol

    • @duh_itsjules89
      @duh_itsjules89 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Dharshini Kannan My teacher gym teacher always says you always early

    • @loganmsp3153
      @loganmsp3153 7 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      at our school we have to wait till the teacher tells us its time to pack up our lunches, and at recess there is no teachers who tell youu we have to go inside, but we do anyway >.> next time im gunna yell "THE BELL DOESNT DISSMISS US THE TEACHERS DO!!!!!

    • @morgancovey192
      @morgancovey192 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ruqaya Ogaili Same😂😂

  • @alpacapuponabrud7885
    @alpacapuponabrud7885 5 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    The teachers who are missing the majority of the year then the teacher asks why the whole class failed.

  • @---2797
    @---2797 6 ปีที่แล้ว +382

    I honestly love the lazy, boring, and tired teachers... those are the classes I normally get away with sleeping in and playing games on my phone, texting... ahhh yes i love me a quiet hour of relaxation

    • @danacat7618
      @danacat7618 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      -- - the only thing I don’t like about those types of teachers is that when EOGs come around my mom like “we need to learn everything you were supposed to be taught this entire year tonight.” Even if it’s like an elective or something which doesn’t have and EOG

    • @shyryTsr2k
      @shyryTsr2k 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@danacat7618 what's an EOG?

    • @rorret3585
      @rorret3585 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      -- - yeah same

    • @cart1sluvr
      @cart1sluvr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      The only bad thing about the lazy teachers is that sometimes they don't actually *teach.* And if they do, it's usually for about 5 or 10 minutes and they probably don't get to the important bits of the lesson (e.g things you need to know for homework or a test) and then they go back to being lazy again. Also, you can't rely on them to help you with something or re-explain something because they'll just never do it.

    • @ridealongwithnicolle1581
      @ridealongwithnicolle1581 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😂😂😂

  • @souper.scooter
    @souper.scooter 6 ปีที่แล้ว +750

    I like sarcastic teachers. They make the class fun, but they keep the students wondering if they are truly being sarcastic, which reminds the students that the teacher is in charge, and it is still a classroom. I have a teacher like that right now. One of my favorite teachers ever. She's da besta!

    • @vibeajayloni3229
      @vibeajayloni3229 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Voodoo Kitty literally my history teacher I had for three years 💀 ...I don’t think there was a day I left the room laughing at least once...

    • @warriorcats1007
      @warriorcats1007 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Vibea Jayloni samee

    • @Xyz0440
      @Xyz0440 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Voodoo Kitty

    • @watermelonjuul3429
      @watermelonjuul3429 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Voodoo Kitty teacher in charge? Plz I thought there was no school today.

    • @fortnitememes19
      @fortnitememes19 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It’s always the social studies teachers they’re the best I’m glad he’s my homeroom teacher

  • @tapiocaclown
    @tapiocaclown 7 ปีที่แล้ว +459

    The teacher who doesn't inform their students about anything new but instead depends on them always checking their school website... 😐😒

    • @joob5574
      @joob5574 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ikr

    • @Roma-kp4qg
      @Roma-kp4qg 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ^^^^^^^^^^

    • @spacix4118
      @spacix4118 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I can’t tell you how true this is

    • @NoelleH18
      @NoelleH18 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      that's soooo my ap chemistry teacher

    • @oregano6727
      @oregano6727 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's my English teacher

  • @tabasumsaleem4466
    @tabasumsaleem4466 5 ปีที่แล้ว +330

    That teacher who gets married and now you have no idea what the eff to call her 😂

    • @shehla1100
      @shehla1100 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Tabasum Saleem you call her Mrs Ellis or you will get smacked by your classmates for calling her Ms Drummond

    • @lukastace3154
      @lukastace3154 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@shehla1100 Agreed

    • @MK-hj9de
      @MK-hj9de 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      aaaaaaah this happened to me

    • @xxhoneysucklexx1545
      @xxhoneysucklexx1545 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      This happened to me in elementary. My music teacher that everyone loved got married. She went from Ms.Stephens to Mrs.King it tookus forever to say it. Most of us still called her Mrs.Stephens 😂

    • @TheSoftballstar1261
      @TheSoftballstar1261 ปีที่แล้ว

      Or when they get divorced

  • @yinsomniac4128
    @yinsomniac4128 7 ปีที่แล้ว +203

    I like auto biography classes. They usually let me skip boring classes and some times the atories are good.

    • @heidielliott4396
      @heidielliott4396 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Autobiography class is naptime class!

    • @toocoldtobother7271
      @toocoldtobother7271 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      DragonFury Tej trie

    • @luna_chan2867
      @luna_chan2867 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      I once had a sub like that I kinda fell asleep...

    • @beautyqueen6217
      @beautyqueen6217 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I hate it, it's like I'M HERE TO LEARN MISS YOU'RE WASTING MY TIME

  • @miaberdan9518
    @miaberdan9518 6 ปีที่แล้ว +327

    The French police part KILLED 👏 ME!!!!!! I almost peed my pants

  • @Jimins__Pookie
    @Jimins__Pookie 8 ปีที่แล้ว +782

    you forgot one Lilly!
    the faker: this one is wayyy more nice when the principal walks in!!!

    • @kaitlynb5306
      @kaitlynb5306 8 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Or the one one who is extremely nice to your parents but not to you

    • @tealglitter2097
      @tealglitter2097 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      +Kaitlyn B MY Gym teacher EXACTLY like that. She would insult me for no reason but when she meets my mom she acts like she loves me 😂😂

    • @sarahelizabeth2724
      @sarahelizabeth2724 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      OMG YASSSS

    • @emopotato6414
      @emopotato6414 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That is literally a teacher that I had in primary in year 3 and year 5 but luckily our headteacher walked in on her once calling a boy in my class a "useless fucking bitch" and she got fired

    • @Chluffles
      @Chluffles 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +faith washburn DUDE YES. We had those in fifth grade as lunch AIDS and for some reason they liked me.

  • @jolymokhles7677
    @jolymokhles7677 5 ปีที่แล้ว +177

    6:31 Red + purple = blue
    Well good job cool teacher looks like you can teach science but you failed art class when you were a student 😂

    • @Rosewolf29
      @Rosewolf29 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      At least they explained the birds and the bees in a cool way.

    • @jolymokhles7677
      @jolymokhles7677 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Rosewolf29 yep my teacher didn't explain anything good that I started to wonder doesn't she knows how exciting it should be 😂

    • @kibuuuuuuuuuuebebuswa1422
      @kibuuuuuuuuuuebebuswa1422 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I think she meant blue as in blue Ivey

  • @alpacabob8400
    @alpacabob8400 7 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    I remember my health teacher would walk into the classroom, tell us what pages to read and work on, and then go clip his nails loudly while looking at Facebook.

    • @prulinesale8829
      @prulinesale8829 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Our English teacher would just give us some work to do and then leave for the rest of the period. She only came back because she forgot her stuff in our classroom

  • @Websitegamergal002
    @Websitegamergal002 10 ปีที่แล้ว +371

    Kid: Teacher, would you punish me for something I didn't do?
    Teacher: Of course not!
    Kid: I didn't do my homework

    • @mythloverb5931
      @mythloverb5931 10 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Funny.

    • @sakshambhatia2011
      @sakshambhatia2011 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      LOL

    • @vvar389
      @vvar389 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I might try that LOL

    • @sarahroy23
      @sarahroy23 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Lol! Love it!!!
      Also, I've totally got the cool cat for my teacher. I call her Mom. Yeah, I'm homeschooled. :)

    • @akanehyuga5009
      @akanehyuga5009 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Me lol

  • @keiraflowers-bate3546
    @keiraflowers-bate3546 6 ปีที่แล้ว +779

    Teacher: Ok class talk to your partner
    Me: *Talks to my partner*
    Teacher: WHY YOU TALKING?!
    Me: You said to talk to your par-
    Teacher: Don't talk talk back
    Me: But-
    Teacher: Detention! now talk to your partner
    (This acctually happened at my school)

    • @AstrideGames
      @AstrideGames 6 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      It's Keira that kinda happened to me it went like this in the 5th grade
      Teacher: talk when we get to the classroom not out here
      Me: ok
      *Me and my friends stop talking untill we get to the classroom*
      Me: so you know-
      Teacher: why yall talking!
      Me: cause you said talk when we get in the classroom
      Teacher: .....-comes up with a excuse-
      Me: wha!!! that makes no sense!!
      Teacher: don't talk back to me or ill call the principle
      *I shut up*

    • @numberjack
      @numberjack 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It's Keira happened to me too.I was reading in class and my teacher was like “oh yeah it’s fine that you’re reading carry on (sarcasm” then he tells the class to start reading their books for 5mins.Smh.

    • @beca7540
      @beca7540 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's Keira
      Rip

    • @unknowncomment7174
      @unknowncomment7174 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This ish happens to me every freaking time!!!!

    • @bunnyloverteddylover5484
      @bunnyloverteddylover5484 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I know it so anoying like what the flip

  • @planktonuser660
    @planktonuser660 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    "20% on test because your phone battery be on 20%"
    That actually make sense.. Lol

  • @UnravelingDaily
    @UnravelingDaily 9 ปีที่แล้ว +426

    (Kid drops pencil)
    Teacher: WHY DO YOU ALL DROP YOUR PENCILS SO MUCH!!!!!!!!
    I NEVER DROP PENCILS!!!! WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM!!!!!!!! ARE YOU ALL STUPD OR SOMETHING!!!!!!! DO YOU ALL DROP STUFF THIS MUCH AT HOME!!!!!!! WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DONT HAVE A PENCIL!! DID YOU HAVE A PENCIL IN YOUR LAST CLASS!! DO YOU BRING MORE THAN ONE PENCIL TO SCHOOL!
    Me (in my head, not out loud): um... You work at a computer all day, so you don't need a pencil, so you never drop them, so you never lose them, and you don't deal with the hallway.

    • @UnravelingDaily
      @UnravelingDaily 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Is you go to Schaghticoke middle school, and you know this teacher, feel free to guess who I'm talking about.

    • @OpalSilkMoth
      @OpalSilkMoth 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      But they use pens to grade your guys stuff o.o

    • @Spidermanslefttoenail
      @Spidermanslefttoenail 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      my teacher tells us are you guys some special kind of stupid because you guys don't know how to shut the hell up

    • @carolineparra1685
      @carolineparra1685 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The amazing nerd is not on fire.I feel you

    • @jessmae1401
      @jessmae1401 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That is soo true Amazing nerd who is not on fire

  • @BawarAhmad14
    @BawarAhmad14 9 ปีที่แล้ว +557

    Me: can i go to the toilet? Teacher: What are u going to do there? Me: Going to play playstation.

    • @wormsmeat
      @wormsmeat 9 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      me: Can I go to the bathroom?
      teacher: Why?
      me: So I can open the chamber of secrets. What other reason do you need?

    • @brian-pn2qg
      @brian-pn2qg 9 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      +Batman_ 4372 awesome Harry Potter reference! Hopefully your name is not Tom Riddle and you're not trying to unleash a basilisk on muggle-borns! 😅

    • @emeraldpurse9106
      @emeraldpurse9106 9 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      My maths teacher said that to a girl in my class
      Girl: can I use the toilet
      Teacher: what are you going to do there
      Girl: pee
      😂

    • @jens6156
      @jens6156 9 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Thi was mine 😂 :
      [English Teacher]
      Me : can I go to the toilet?
      Teacher : What for?
      Me : To found Doraemon's time machine get the hell out from here to fight Naruto's enemy and marry Thomas Sangster
      Teacher : Huh?
      Me : To pee, miss.
      Reason to hate the teacher...

    • @kfimanjucreations1972
      @kfimanjucreations1972 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Julia Willson hai how r u

  • @desilexthermitusjean-bapti2446
    @desilexthermitusjean-bapti2446 5 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    Lilly: yo Sandra
    Me: dead 💀 😂

  • @SmileySmiles
    @SmileySmiles 10 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    I had an AB substitute once. At the beginning of class, she was talking about how annoying it is when substitute teachers talk way too much and never let you do any work, how she won't be like that, then she started talking about her whole life story the rest of class.

    • @SmileySmiles
      @SmileySmiles 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      MorganLeeR Haha yeah but that day if we didn't get our work done in class, we'll have to do it for homework. But none of us could concentrate >.

    • @caitlinchong3146
      @caitlinchong3146 10 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      My chinese teacher would be like, ok we are going to do this --, and then he would launch into some talk about how he went to Cambridge, then went to Australia and how his dad got a stroke and how many girlfriends he used to have, and how you should have courage, integrity and a whole lotta other stuff, then how he went to Japan, and how he wrestled a crocodile or something. He goes on and on and on and this is like the third term and he's still on the first unit

    • @lynbyn45
      @lynbyn45 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I also had an AB teacher once. "'Oh, I went to Greece and saw the Parthenon. Now, kids, did you know...BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH.'"

    • @dklee.01
      @dklee.01 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Caitlin Chong Lol, I know what you mean about teachers going on about integrity. Ugh this one teacher: "You know, when I was a kid, I had to go get my own blah blaaaah" And he would say we need to be "more intelligent", and that we "needed more integrity blah blah my son is taller than all you and he eats spinach every day." Me: wtfffffffffffffffff

    • @bribaker8421
      @bribaker8421 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kristina da Owl Me too! She takes over the conversation.

  • @Ame-zv5lj
    @Ame-zv5lj 9 ปีที่แล้ว +199

    Also, the one teacher who teaches math, but really, they studied to be a history teacher, but they needed to fill the teaching position. Aw, public schools.

    • @wish8911
      @wish8911 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Amélie Sirois Lol I had a history teacher that was actually a health teach but they needed another history teacher so they switched him. I remember all he did was follow the instructions of the other history teacher everyday for the entire year.

    • @taliazimmaro3451
      @taliazimmaro3451 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      I had a substitute like that for Math once. She majored in English but was subbing for Math. We'd ask her a question and she'd be like well I don't know because I'm an English teacher I know nothing about math. Like wth are you here then?'

    • @elizabethharper5526
      @elizabethharper5526 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Amélie Sirois Yeah, in all fairness that isn't the teacher's fault. I am studying to be an English teacher. If they made me teach math, I would try my best.... but it would be a train wreck.

    • @lisyaorancrazed
      @lisyaorancrazed 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Amélie Sirois my school has a teacher who studies history teaching law and a teacher who studied music but can't play the guitar teaching a guitar class and a chemistry teacher who studied physics.

    • @taliazimmaro3451
      @taliazimmaro3451 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah, that is true. Also a history teacher can teach law also. My history teacher teaches us history, gov't, and law and justice. Not so sure about the music teacher that can't play the guitar though..

  • @midgetgem7127
    @midgetgem7127 8 ปีที่แล้ว +390

    I once called my Geography teacher 'Dad' during the registration... Damn....

    • @shinyhuman3441
      @shinyhuman3441 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ღ ᕼᗩᗰᗰIE ღ oh that must have sucked

    • @srohan_0825
      @srohan_0825 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ღ ᕼᗩᗰᗰIE ღ when I was in kindy I kept calling my teacher mum
      it was hilarious

    • @dummythicc8521
      @dummythicc8521 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ღ ᕼᗩᗰᗰIE ღ my friend At the beginning of the year called my math teacher. mom by accident and she is 20 something and we are 13 lol

    • @meepbeepbop7646
      @meepbeepbop7646 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      ღ ᕼᗩᗰᗰIE ღ yeah Every year I accidentally call my teacher mom or dad and always hope they don't notice

    • @TTLL-tx4rc
      @TTLL-tx4rc 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      ღ Oreo Lover ღ I once called a teacher mum and she said she wished she was

  • @amarylis5042
    @amarylis5042 5 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    You forgit the teacher who just doesn’t care and the class goes wild and some even leaves

  • @sofialarosa2110
    @sofialarosa2110 9 ปีที่แล้ว +229

    what about the "That one kid is misbehaving therefore you're all staying" -____-

    • @LuckythedogNOMMY_NOMMY
      @LuckythedogNOMMY_NOMMY 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Sofia Styles I HATE those types of teachers!

    • @littlesquirrel19__47
      @littlesquirrel19__47 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Basically my Maths, Humanities, English, Art, Woodwork teachers.

    • @sofialarosa2110
      @sofialarosa2110 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Most teachers haha

    • @maddytheloomer5182
      @maddytheloomer5182 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      STORY OF MY LIFE MY TEACHER IS EVERY TEACHER EVEN THIS ONE

    • @misssnek2213
      @misssnek2213 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      once at the end of the day my teacher was going to keep the whole class until 4:00 because a kid lost his paper that just has his name on it

  • @juliap.2557
    @juliap.2557 7 ปีที่แล้ว +732

    My art teacher watches cat videos while we work. I go to ask a question. She responds, "Art is about expression. Do what you want." She goes back to video.
    She gave me a D- on that project. Sigh.

  • @jehielsmith
    @jehielsmith 7 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    Teachers ask when u ask to go to the bathroom why didn't u go at bathroom break... Cause I didn't need to go then

  • @xiaocomehome5201
    @xiaocomehome5201 5 ปีที่แล้ว +256

    I laughed so hard that my mom woke up
    Yes I'm watching this at night
    In 2019

    • @mannatkapoor812
      @mannatkapoor812 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      An accurate summary of what happened with me tonight.... its 1.40
      What am I doing with my life

    • @dagoosetm3299
      @dagoosetm3299 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I am in 2020 watching this

    • @sparrowwestlake7267
      @sparrowwestlake7267 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      ღMichiღ
      Mood

    • @victoryoung6458
      @victoryoung6458 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      In 2020

    • @Rat-is1oy
      @Rat-is1oy 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      ღMichiღ
      I’m 2020

  • @mdlnrenee
    @mdlnrenee 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3595

    who wants superwoman as your teacher?

  • @Thischanel.
    @Thischanel. 7 ปีที่แล้ว +418

    the weirdoo teacher that make everyone uncomfortable

    • @김여진-i1f
      @김여진-i1f 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      i had that once but thank the lord i moved

  • @ariellecassiere2175
    @ariellecassiere2175 10 ปีที่แล้ว +400

    you forgot the teachers who THINK there funny

    • @justanotherhamsterlover1015
      @justanotherhamsterlover1015 10 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      And then they're the only ones laughing and it's super awkward since they're just like*insert Squidward laugh here*

    • @slimeballmaster
      @slimeballmaster 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      they're* sorry I'm not trying to be mean I just get flustered but I'm not being mean :)

    • @naomimasuoka8608
      @naomimasuoka8608 10 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Oh my gosh when my math teacher had a baby a substitute came in for 2 months and she was like 40 something and she was the mom of one of the kids in the middle school so she tried to be cool and everything and she made stupid jokes and ugh it was terrible one time my guy friend and i were talking and he was turned around facing me so the teacher said to him hey turn around and stop flirting with her and i was just like oh my gosh stop trying to be cool mrs whatever yo name is like i remember so my friend and i just looked at each other and he was like ummmmm okay then and so we were both awkwardly silent for the rest of class and now because of that people think we're dating aaaaaaarrrrrrrrggggghhhhhhhhh

    • @MistyStream01
      @MistyStream01 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Naomi Masuoka It's like you sucked every bit of punctuation right out of that comment...

    • @laweirdo312
      @laweirdo312 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Naomi Masuoka Dat run on sentence doe xD

  • @rezm9049
    @rezm9049 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    4:55 "yah nasties." Did anything think of Raven from that's so Raven? XD

  • @cate4thompson738
    @cate4thompson738 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1279

    this is real
    me:can i go to the restroom
    teacher:no.
    me:pls i really have to go
    teacher:go at the end of class!
    (end of class)
    me:can i go to the restroom now
    teacher: why didn't you go at the beginning of class?
    me:because you said not to!
    i got in trouble and had to stay and tell the next class what i did wrong

    • @layspotatogays122
      @layspotatogays122 7 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Teachers have done that to meeeee- I usually go right before I leave and then hope I don't have to go during the school day

    • @Yolofroyoloco
      @Yolofroyoloco 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Puff and Oz I don't under stand teachers now...😔

    • @freesponges5645
      @freesponges5645 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Puff and Oz my school is so petty n they made a rule so now you ain't allowed to go to the toilet at all

    • @anniebean5404
      @anniebean5404 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Puff and Oz ZD

    • @Roma-kp4qg
      @Roma-kp4qg 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Puff and Oz omg 😠😠

  • @harleymplayz5179
    @harleymplayz5179 6 ปีที่แล้ว +149

    🤣🤣🤣Miss Kelly was savage 😂😂😂

  • @samanthagreen576
    @samanthagreen576 10 ปีที่แล้ว +284

    You missed the teachers who are convinces that their class is the only class you have and is the most important thing in the world. They assign a ton of homework and then get angry when you didn't finish b/c all 7 of your other classes gave out hw too..... So annoying.

    • @samanthagreen576
      @samanthagreen576 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Like seriously, my calc teacher told use to memorize 11 derivatives and said its just 11 things you can remember that. NOT WHEN ALL MY TEACHERS WANT ME TO REMEMBER THINGS! that's like at least 50 things total and I can't remember that D:

    • @_NEWROSE_
      @_NEWROSE_ 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Samantha Green I know how you feel with that one. My Spanish teacher is the same way. Plus, she gives us directions in a weird way and yells at you when you get her complex directions wrong. She always blames me for not listening, but none of my other teachers say that to me! She's just nuts!

    • @samanthagreen576
      @samanthagreen576 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      _Kirby _ yeah its a bit frustrating. My drawing teacher is an entire ranty essay all on her own too.... Sigh at least the year is almost over :)

    • @_NEWROSE_
      @_NEWROSE_ 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Samantha Green I know, but I also have a regents in June concerning Spanish...>~< Oh well, I know I'll do good on it just so I won't see her again.

    • @CreeperFacePlaysMC
      @CreeperFacePlaysMC 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      My LA teacher would not stop bringing up this standardized test we have to take on monday

  • @kai-yc2io
    @kai-yc2io 5 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    I just realized how many "Kid Eater" teachers I have in my school...
    And when I'm older I'll be the Cool Cat

    • @michaelmerck7576
      @michaelmerck7576 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I had one that drank coffee throughout the class it was the 3rd or 4 period class so he probably needed the boost but he never offered us any ,great teacher though ,tough but overall he was the best

  • @juliachung7805
    @juliachung7805 7 ปีที่แล้ว +221

    Ms. Kelly is typically my PE coach

    • @eringn7160
      @eringn7160 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Boba Slime :O your pic is bubble tea

    • @sonofben9766
      @sonofben9766 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hacker Buster :O your pic is albertsstuff

    • @day6hail419
      @day6hail419 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Boba Slime same

    • @liaguianen5247
      @liaguianen5247 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same!

    • @philspence3073
      @philspence3073 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ms. Kelly. AKA the kid eater, was my year 8 teacher...God, I hated her so much.

  • @shannonguilday4808
    @shannonguilday4808 7 ปีที่แล้ว +284

    OMG, the strict teacher who's name was miss Kelly, yeah, my strict teacher is named miss Kelly lmao

    • @esmeraldaledesma1820
      @esmeraldaledesma1820 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Shannon Guilday that's hilarious 😅😅😅😅

    • @bearbear53
      @bearbear53 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Shannon Guilday Ms. Kelly was the assistant teacher and every time the teacher is out, everyone is scared. True story

    • @chrxjs
      @chrxjs 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Shannon Guilday Well that's weird because my 3rd grade teacher's name was miss Kelly and she was super frickin nice.

    • @shahdhammad9377
      @shahdhammad9377 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Shannon Guilday omg same there was a strict teacher named Mrs Kelly lmao

    • @iloveicecream1235
      @iloveicecream1235 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Maybe you went to the same school Superwoman went to.

  • @eiryth
    @eiryth 6 ปีที่แล้ว +820

    5:49
    fun story time
    my class was playing a game, and my teacher asked 'what's dna'
    a student said 'something in your vain'
    he said 'wrong'
    i said 'the dopest song of 2017'
    he said 'yes'

    • @yoonie8326
      @yoonie8326 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      hyunminie YES

    • @myah515
      @myah515 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Hahaha, that is honestly great 😆

    • @gigi-dd4ds
      @gigi-dd4ds 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      👌

    • @el3738
      @el3738 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      R/thathappened

    • @Octavia-nd3br
      @Octavia-nd3br 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      What about those teacher who try acting cool but they're just cringy.

  • @nevebrown4596
    @nevebrown4596 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    My French teacher won't let us drop things on the floor otherwise we will get a detention

  • @jaz5765
    @jaz5765 7 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    Those teachers that say they're preparing you for the future by teaching you nothing!

  • @rebalala10
    @rebalala10 7 ปีที่แล้ว +512

    Once I had a teacher that made us take a test about her.
    (I failed that test, cuz i didn't pay attention) XD

    • @americanidol434
      @americanidol434 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Rebeccatheoneandonly ooooooo! I will get everything right if I have a test about her

    • @ismailnasir6309
      @ismailnasir6309 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lol

    • @pianounicorn5516
      @pianounicorn5516 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Sounds like Prof.Lockhart

    • @kekeisme2095
      @kekeisme2095 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Rebeccatheoneandonly Same.

    • @itsCyrusPuenteH
      @itsCyrusPuenteH 7 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Rebeccatheoneandonly oh my god your teacher was Gilderoy Lockhart? :O

  • @JosephClayson
    @JosephClayson 10 ปีที่แล้ว +261

    Missed: The Robot
    This teacher will just stand in front of the class and drone on and on about things people lost interest in a long time ago. You try to listen but something about there monotonous, emotionless voice just lulls you to sleep

    • @samreay1765
      @samreay1765 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Oh my god.........you just perfectly explained my science teacher! All she talks about is rocks! Even if we moved on from the rock unit! She even stole a rock from a kid once! For our Halloween party, a kid in my class just glued rocks to his shirt and said he was her. She is the ultimate robot...

    • @claire.clifford9954
      @claire.clifford9954 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      OMG YASSSS! Thats is so what my history teacher is like!

    • @MangaArtFanatic
      @MangaArtFanatic 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      that's EXACTLY my chemistry teacher....

    • @dvenaschleig450
      @dvenaschleig450 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      You just perfectly described my science teacher

    • @DarlingVessel
      @DarlingVessel 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You explained perfectly my science teacher. But all she talks about is how all her other classes are way better than ours :| and the lazy bum teacher used to be my 4th grade teacher X3

  • @weirdoperson5929
    @weirdoperson5929 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    The last one "the creepy teacher" made me laugh so much 😂 I'm still laughing

  • @nopenotmae
    @nopenotmae 6 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    I love AB teachers! They turn the class about themselves and we get to talk about ourselves. Then they waste time and we get no homework.

    • @noora.1662
      @noora.1662 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      A-Mae-Zing and then u fail ur exams👏

    • @littlemkc1789
      @littlemkc1789 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      True

    • @jenifergarcia327
      @jenifergarcia327 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      A-Mae-Zing those teachers are pnly amazing during elementary school when exams didnt happen and grades werent that important 😂😂

    • @Octavia-nd3br
      @Octavia-nd3br 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      True

    • @lolitaxxdelena9990
      @lolitaxxdelena9990 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      A-Mae-Zing init, when a teacher says stories and other people say stories I just listen and love it ;)

  • @puppetmaster9421
    @puppetmaster9421 6 ปีที่แล้ว +594

    9:37
    WW1and WW11= boom
    .... i mean, he’s not wrong

  • @Yoexpertz
    @Yoexpertz 9 ปีที่แล้ว +299

    When students asked to go to the restroom my teacher always says, "WHY DIDN'T YOU GO WHEN YOU HAD RECESS?"

    • @simplelettuce3628
      @simplelettuce3628 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      YASSSSS GURL

    • @littlesquirrel19__47
      @littlesquirrel19__47 9 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      "But I didn't need to go at recess" "TO FREAKING BAD"

    • @graces1486
      @graces1486 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I know!! But it's lunch because I don't have recess, I just reply "Because I didn't have to."

    • @monikalee1000
      @monikalee1000 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yoexpertz My recess is like 2-5 min. I go to the locker and it's already late for class.

    • @justice588
      @justice588 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +monikalee1000 how do you guys have lockers and recess

  • @viviccagarcia2478
    @viviccagarcia2478 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    I MISS THIS ERA OF YT, IM CRYING

  • @morgancovey192
    @morgancovey192 7 ปีที่แล้ว +317

    The teacher that talks the whole class just bc they love the sound of there voice😒

  • @metosee1890
    @metosee1890 8 ปีที่แล้ว +673

    forgot one,
    the gym teacher who says, "Run two miles, one hundred jumping jacks, ten pushups, and a hardcore game of soccer."
    Everyone does so, gym teacher sits on bleachers, takes pout coke and sour cream Chips. watches us work our friggidin asses off!

    • @rebeckapullen7896
      @rebeckapullen7896 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Omg we have one like that he is from the army so he is so hard on us but he joins in as well its so funny

    • @r4tzd0ll
      @r4tzd0ll 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      MetoSee My gym teacher tho...

    • @Charlie-ri8zg
      @Charlie-ri8zg 7 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      MetoSee The gym teacher that says "it's just a little rain!" with an umbrella. "it's just a mile" sitting in a lawn chair. "it's not that cold!" wearing a massive jacket

    • @metosee1890
      @metosee1890 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      and on rainy days...
      Teacher- Run around the classroom, around the building, around the field, around the school, and do it two times.
      jk, I don't have to do around the school, the rest...yes

    • @babybells444
      @babybells444 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Charlie "It's not that hot!" Wearing shorts and a tank top

  • @Mariamparker
    @Mariamparker 10 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    im not in school anymore but when i was i used to love the teachers that got off topic and talked about their lives. we'd keep asking them questions about their lives so theyd keep talking. haha!

    • @Neha71580
      @Neha71580 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      And not study lol IKR!!

  • @tatiguzman7272
    @tatiguzman7272 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    I can’t believe I’ve been watching her for 6 years.

  • @heyitsramen654
    @heyitsramen654 9 ปีที่แล้ว +321

    On the twelfth day of Christmas, my teachers gave to me:
    12 yells-a-ringing
    11 years of labor
    10 detentions
    9 thousand essays
    8 months of working
    7 bullies-a-punching
    6 kids-a-crying
    5 minutes of sleep
    4 thousand notes
    3 sick days
    2 piles of work
    ...and a partridge in a pear tree!!!

    • @gabriellakiernan7968
      @gabriellakiernan7968 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      LOL

    • @audreydoyle1772
      @audreydoyle1772 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I feel so lucky to be Aussie. We don't get essays, unless it's an assignment.

    • @gabm7339
      @gabm7339 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Audrey Doyle preach 🇦🇺🙌

    • @haywaxen
      @haywaxen 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Jayden Chen True...

    • @Corina_Espinoza
      @Corina_Espinoza 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You should have put.. And no more cartridge in my printer

  • @juliefortino2653
    @juliefortino2653 10 ปีที่แล้ว +238

    My french teacher will stand in the front of the class and if we need to go somewhere or anything, he makes us answer questions in French and if anything isn't French, he will flip his shit. Especially when you say something wrong in French. Then it's worse.

    • @RainbowDashMoreThanABrony
      @RainbowDashMoreThanABrony 10 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That's why I'm taking Spanish. So much easier. Who needs French? Unless you're going to France or somewhere in Canada (where they have people that speak English) :P but yeah I've met crazy teachers like that.

    • @juliefortino2653
      @juliefortino2653 10 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I see now that I should have taken Spanish, but it is waaaay too late to switch now. xD

    • @PaolaTheTimeLord
      @PaolaTheTimeLord 10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Rainbow Dash French and English are the most used languages around the world. Spanish is really not THAT useful. half of the people in America either don't speak Spanish or don't use Spanish. Spanish is not used a lot. it's mostly used in Spain, Florida, California (maybe) and south america.

    • @its_nia3325
      @its_nia3325 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Actually English and Spanish are not French

    • @RainbowDashMoreThanABrony
      @RainbowDashMoreThanABrony 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      PaolaTheTimeLord My teacher is 40 and has traveled and took French in high school. She never had to use her French ONCE!

  • @dannyphantom398
    @dannyphantom398 6 ปีที่แล้ว +188

    Am I the only one who noticed she said red and purple makes blue??

  • @annpeshoff664
    @annpeshoff664 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    You forgot the teacher that doesn’t let you leave when the bell rings

  • @roisss
    @roisss 7 ปีที่แล้ว +147

    Me: **Comes into class 2 seconds late**
    Teacher: Why are you late? Do you have a stamp? GO TO THE OFFICE, GET A STAMP AND DON'T COME LATE AGAIN!"
    Me In Head: I WAS 2 SECONDS LATE! WHY?!

    • @vucapricorn2764
      @vucapricorn2764 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sugar Sweet A stamp?

    • @roisss
      @roisss 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Max Vu Yeah, Where I go to school if you get three late stamps in a week you get a detention.

    • @alexandratrigg4778
      @alexandratrigg4778 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sugar Sweet I

    • @fatumasalat1998
      @fatumasalat1998 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      So true!!

    • @danielr.5637
      @danielr.5637 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sugar Sweet
      GURL SAME WITH MY HISTORY TEACHER

  • @MegaSupernova888
    @MegaSupernova888 10 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    You forgot the types that is everywhere in my school...
    The Trying-Too-Hard: This teacher is the type that tries to come off as likable as possible; they may tell a lot of jokes, barely give any homework or are just very good teachers all-around. Yet EVERYONE hates them! You know you should feel bad for them and respect them for their efforts but you just can't somehow and you feel like an awful person for it.

    • @breezy9190
      @breezy9190 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      all the teachers in my school are like that ..

    • @InorganicVegan
      @InorganicVegan 10 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      MegaSupernova888
      I went to a specialized high school, so my teachers were good. I remember Mr. Wise for calculus. The kids in class hated him (not me, though). He was so cool and funny, but he gave hard homework and his tests were a nightmare. However, when the AP Calc BC exam came along, it was nothing. He cared about us so much that he was willing to make us hate him so we could do well.
      It's because of teachers like that that I managed to finish all of my college math and science credits before high school even ended. I finished my first year of college in HIGH SCHOOL. I hated it while it happened, but it's something to be grateful for looking back on it.

    • @sneezyyeezy3236
      @sneezyyeezy3236 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      That sounds like my teacher...

    • @kanchanpandey57
      @kanchanpandey57 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cessa Bell

  • @swedishfish8698
    @swedishfish8698 7 ปีที่แล้ว +204

    I had this substitute teacher she was crazy in Massachusetts and then I traveled to Florida and I swear I saw her and she gave me the same creepy smile she always does

    • @remicelyn8902
      @remicelyn8902 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃

    • @lolshakaz8624
      @lolshakaz8624 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      She'll be there at midnight. She'll be there...

    • @ahmyaakiyamatm4504
      @ahmyaakiyamatm4504 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Cuz Akame Goes Meow I had a substitute teacher for Art one day, and she was so crazy, someone coughed and she said, "no coughing, no choking, no sneezing - just breathing!" Like wtf is wrong with you?

    • @unknownf76
      @unknownf76 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Maybe she is stalking you.RUN DEAR RUN.lol

  • @thea.elise26
    @thea.elise26 4 ปีที่แล้ว +143

    This is how many people want a part 2 in 2020
    ⬇️
    ps. Love you Lilly

    • @theydontcallmeanything
      @theydontcallmeanything 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wow not that many

    • @elainebarrington6627
      @elainebarrington6627 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It is 2020 and I really do want it

    • @me-hk4ro
      @me-hk4ro 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yaaas

    • @Makaylasmithi
      @Makaylasmithi 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      (๑•̀ㅂ•́)و✧✧✧ʸᴱˢ (๑•̀ㅂ•́)و✧✧✧ʸᴱˢ (๑•̀ㅂ•́)و✧✧✧ʸᴱˢ (๑•̀ㅂ•́)و✧✧✧ʸᴱˢ

  • @shiza_02
    @shiza_02 8 ปีที่แล้ว +941

    who else called their teacher once mom? I can't be the only one. right?

    • @shiza_02
      @shiza_02 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Coco Bean Yaaasss!!!

    • @shelbyk4212
      @shelbyk4212 8 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I called my second grade teacher grandma once. 😁😁

    • @mari2862
      @mari2862 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      yes!!! I called my 7th grade teacher my dad like 10 times during the whole year and my Spanish teacher mom!!! I got sooo embarrassed!!😫😫

    • @Emma-hj3id
      @Emma-hj3id 8 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      my friend called the teacher dad before, the teacher was a girl...

    • @shiza_02
      @shiza_02 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      +EverythingEmma hahaha!! fail...

  • @therosieshipper4085
    @therosieshipper4085 7 ปีที่แล้ว +352

    There is a teacher at my school who uses memes to teach. "One does not simply accidentally eat the lab experiment"

    • @mariyariya3279
      @mariyariya3279 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      The Rosie Shipper that sounds fun!

    • @ghostofthebravegaming5393
      @ghostofthebravegaming5393 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      The Rosie Shipper sounds like the greatest teacher ever.

    • @therosieshipper4085
      @therosieshipper4085 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ghost of the Brave Gaming she is.

    • @caitlynb7323
      @caitlynb7323 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      That's my science teacher but she's like 50 and trys to hard.

    • @utauuser4158
      @utauuser4158 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The Rosie Shipper SAME

  • @torireid1111
    @torireid1111 6 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    I totally had a “kid eater” she even had the EXACT same voice. She would call on everyone who didn’t have their hands up. She would choose like 5 students that she would be mean to Every. Single. Day!!!

    • @philspence3073
      @philspence3073 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      OMG, you understand my pain.

  • @JadedAnon
    @JadedAnon 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    I came back for the memories. ❤❤❤❤

  • @steemusic10
    @steemusic10 11 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Wow, I'm rolling on the floor at that Jay-Z & Beyonce explanation.

  • @xxChanelle319xx0
    @xxChanelle319xx0 10 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    Was I the only one who was comparing my teachers to the types she described?

    • @freyatopper5134
      @freyatopper5134 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yep

    • @flowerzrme4465
      @flowerzrme4465 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Thank god I wasn't the only ine

    • @boxer123max
      @boxer123max 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol yeah ikr

    • @janenicole7955
      @janenicole7955 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      The French teacher in the video is exactly like my Spanish teacher.

    • @gamergirl199910
      @gamergirl199910 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Is it weird that I had at least one of every teacher in this video

  • @jaiyanakhan2968
    @jaiyanakhan2968 8 ปีที่แล้ว +191

    You forgot 2:
    •the teacher who knows all the gossip/drama
    •the teacher who is really hot

    • @ual4890
      @ual4890 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      I have none of the one ure talking about

    • @laizixuan1061
      @laizixuan1061 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I've got the really hot teacher, and every time he teaches I'm trying to not stare at him for too long in case I look like a complete creep.

    • @jaiyanakhan2968
      @jaiyanakhan2968 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Zi Xuan 😅
      That would be really hard for me!😜 I don't have any hot teachers though, so yeah...

    • @Angel-hc8bk
      @Angel-hc8bk 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I remember that one time I break a teacher was eavesdropping and found out these 2 people were dating by lunch ALL the teachers and half the parents knew... Yh they split up pretty quick...

    • @jaiyanakhan2968
      @jaiyanakhan2968 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Sarah Harran OH MY GOD LUCKY!!! I WANT THAT TEACHER!

  • @seventhkoala9079
    @seventhkoala9079 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    coming back to this video like 8 years later, i’m definitely a combo between kid eater and cool cat teacher.

    • @seventhkoala9079
      @seventhkoala9079 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      about 7 months after this comment, kid eater comes out only as necessary.

  • @oliviathomas2339
    @oliviathomas2339 9 ปีที่แล้ว +229

    My Spanish teacher last year wouldn't let us use the bathroom till we said it in Spanish. So one girl had to use the bathroom and she didn't know how to say it so she asked like 7 times if she could use the bathroom. And the teacher still wouldn't let her, so she went and stood right next to the techer, peed her pants so it like wet the teacher's purse which was on the floor, then smirked at the teacher.

  • @Jabcat-ov7ln
    @Jabcat-ov7ln 6 ปีที่แล้ว +322

    *class of 37*
    Teacher: Talk with your group about the project
    My group: *talking and laughing and interacting with other groups for the project*
    Teacher: WHY ARE YOU SCREAMING
    The entire class: *there is 37 of us*

    • @shyryTsr2k
      @shyryTsr2k 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That's way too many students in one class. Or are you in college?

    • @sarahtaylorsversion
      @sarahtaylorsversion 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      shyboi 0002 I’m in middle school, and I have 33 kids in my class.

    • @shyryTsr2k
      @shyryTsr2k 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@sarahtaylorsversion oof. Larger than my high school class.

    • @sarahtaylorsversion
      @sarahtaylorsversion 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      shyboi 0002 At least it ain’t a hundred.

    • @americanidol434
      @americanidol434 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yah I call my teacher and she is like stop screaming

  • @katherinehemley3469
    @katherinehemley3469 7 ปีที่แล้ว +224

    My french teacher is sooo the french frizzle. If I ask to use the bathroom she says you should have gone before class. I'm like
    ok I should go in the 2 minutes i have "before class" that's time I need to get to your class.

    • @ratwoman248
      @ratwoman248 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Katherine Hemley I want you to say that to her

    • @HelloHello-mo2iz
      @HelloHello-mo2iz 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Katherine Hemley yes same ALL my teachers say that and then they shout at us coz we're late🤷‍♀️😂

    • @thelittleladykatie8771
      @thelittleladykatie8771 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Katherine Hemley you only have 2 minutes? At my school we have eight.!

    • @HelloHello-mo2iz
      @HelloHello-mo2iz 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      bordom buster We have 30 SECONDS!!!!! 😭

    • @meghanconroy7877
      @meghanconroy7877 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      At my school when the bell rings that’s the start of the next class and also when we leave class. Then by the time we walk down 7 flights of stairs, carrying 3 textbooks, were apparently “late”. Like we can’t teleport to the next class jeez

  • @Khadija_crochet
    @Khadija_crochet ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Pov: your watching this 10 years later 😂😂

  • @yamiavatar2662
    @yamiavatar2662 7 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    My English teacher always switches from the actual content to her private live: How she spends her free time, what she does at home...And there it is-the end of the lesson and what did we learn? Where she was on her holidays..

    • @pbj6329
      @pbj6329 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That's exactly what my science teacher does

    • @popfIavoured
      @popfIavoured 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      saaaame, and its my English teacher too

  • @totallynotnj1151
    @totallynotnj1151 7 ปีที่แล้ว +280

    The teachers who have favourites -.-

    • @Roma-kp4qg
      @Roma-kp4qg 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I'mMrGamerBruhAOAO the teachers who have favourites and claim they don't
      i once almost started a massacre with my best friend because of that teacher

    • @hamatee3175
      @hamatee3175 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'mMrGamerBruhAOAO That’s all teachers.

    • @lisyaorancrazed
      @lisyaorancrazed 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Just do what I do: be the favorite

    • @Luibratiblue
      @Luibratiblue 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'mMrGamerBruhAOAO #triggerd 😲

    • @mtkhan786
      @mtkhan786 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oh well, guess what my teacher says about me doesn’t matter to you

  • @snaildude2577
    @snaildude2577 5 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    I remembered I fell asleep (btw I'm a heavy sleeper) in class (humanities/ history) and my teacher kept on calling me to wake up, few minutes later he was literally screaming and banging the table...lolololololololol

  • @archenforever7264
    @archenforever7264 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Years have passed and Miss Kelly is still a mood. 😆😂

  • @danamarie7247
    @danamarie7247 6 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Tbh I love the AB teachers because we don’t get so much work and by time they are done telling us their life story it’s the end of class. They also tell great stories that the class is invested in. When we’re invested we are quiet when we are quite we are good so just let us talk to you and we’re good. My class and I have had some great class discussions about life and stuff like that with some great teachers. I appreciate those teachers

  • @CalliopeLives
    @CalliopeLives 6 ปีที่แล้ว +146

    Teacher: I was scared of the rickshaw and the man.
    Me: * Pauses video and TRIES to keep composure *
    Three days later
    Me: * stops laughing *Wait. Why was I laughing? * Rewinds * Ohhhhh. Why did I laugh?
    Also: The Faker- Doesn't teach until another staff member comes in. (Even the class works)

  • @oh7059
    @oh7059 6 ปีที่แล้ว +196

    WHYYYYY do I have ALL of these teachers ?!?!? 😭😭😭😂😂
    And that literally IS my history teacher

  • @zmgee
    @zmgee 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    My sister had a weird Chinese teacher that was arrested for human trafficking

    • @tinyelephantxdaisy
      @tinyelephantxdaisy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      what is human trafficking is it something an almost 12 year old should know or do i have to be older to understand?

    • @may.dovexx
      @may.dovexx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ummm i mean you could understand it at that age but you dont necessarily have to know what it is

    • @hannahtfdthbkktffrd
      @hannahtfdthbkktffrd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@tinyelephantxdaisyur older now but it's hard to explain if you still don't know Google it then delete ur history if u want

    • @tinyelephantxdaisy
      @tinyelephantxdaisy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@hannahtfdthbkktffrd yeah, they taught it to us in school last year

    • @hannahtfdthbkktffrd
      @hannahtfdthbkktffrd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@tinyelephantxdaisy helpful education system! That's good

  • @egipto212
    @egipto212 10 ปีที่แล้ว +253

    i had all 6 teachers..... i dont miss them >-

    • @Exanull
      @Exanull 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You dont miss cool cat teacher?

    • @egipto212
      @egipto212 10 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      in general, i don't miss school at all XD

    • @Exanull
      @Exanull 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      egipto212 :D I had a cool cat teacher, he would make all the boring parts interesting, fun, he would bring a guitar and sing goddamn. Sometime we just skip the class and play all together!

    • @egipto212
      @egipto212 10 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      NTR you were lucky my friend..... you were lucky.

    • @Exanull
      @Exanull 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      egipto212 Yeah, He was with us just for 2 months, then he went to live somewhere else
      :( And instead we got an ugly grumpy woman