Top Ten Things Never Before Said By A "Star Wars" Character | Letterman
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 3 พ.ค. 2022
- May the Fourth Be With You.
(From "Late Show," air date: 5/16/05)
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I can never hear the Star Wars theme song without thinking about Bill Murrays lyrical take on it.
You are a man of culture.
And Paul was in that skit! I forgot all about that!
If they should bar wars...
Yup
The
"I got that on me!"
There's no such thing as too much Paul Shaffer.
Well now we know why he was with the Worlds Most Dangerous Band 🤣🤣
I bet that ice machine had the time of its life with R2-D2! 😘
Hope it didn't give it the old cold shoulder...
I heard he used the following pickup line:
"Damn girl, you R2 fine, and if you're lucky, I'll give you the D2!"
That explains BB-8
That's some PRODUCTION VALUE, baby!
May the 4th be with you, Dave!
I also remember "Top Ten Bad Things About Owning A Timeshare With Darth Vader". That was also really funny.
Haven't seen it, but I would expect: "I have altered the maintenance fees. Pray I do not alter them further."
“That’ll hold you for a while, Gertrude”
"I wouldn't give your troubles to a monkey on a rock."
The flute is a great addition to the theme.
they probably added that on TH-cam here so they don't have to pay the insane musical rights fees
At the time, it was so exciting seeing these official costumes and approved voices because Lucas was promoting the movie. Usually you would get staff in cheesy Halloween cosplay or worse yet, Times Square costumed people😂
-C-3PO wasn't Anthony Daniels' voice and he's the only one to ever voice 3PO in Star Wars Films, shows and video games.
-Jango wasn't Temuera Morrison's voice
-Darth Maul wasn't correct either
-Imperial Guards have never talked
- Darth Vader wasn't James Earl Jones
@@RyanConnell5150 hasn't slept with a woman.
_The 501st Legion_ and _The Rebel Legion_ make very authentic-looking costumes.
@@RyanConnell5150 FALSE.
Yeah and the excitement has just dissipated
May the farce be with you. 🖖
I was hoping for "Damn. Those storm troopers are great marksmen!"
Paul in there with the disco version
Right ! Paul is a great musician and side kick !
"Fish Sticks?" Don't be ridiculous! We've got CHOCOLATE!!!
That funky late night version of the star wars music is amazing
There actually was a “Star Wars Disco” album put out by Meco in the late 1970s. This is a surprisingly good replication of that.
They also did *The Wizard of Oz.*
I love Vlasik Kosher pickles, but they can be damned hard to open.
God I miss this show
"Star Wars ... nothin' but ... Bar Wars ..."
That Bill Murray sketch was a long, long time ago and far, far away.
@@chasbodaniels1744 Yes, but it was good. So very, very good.
R2D2’s was hilarious
Best Top Ten! 😂
Thanks for leaving the walk-in music in!
I miss Dave and the show. It was a large part of my life beginning in the 80's until it ended. A Classic Show.
Now me2.
3:05 the Imperial guard's voice lol
Paul's reaction at 0:20 is awesome.
Sometimes even the Force can't get a jar of Vlasic pickles open!
R2's joke was the best!
Joke? Pretty sure he was just bragging.
I miss this show so much.
Brilliant (and timely) thanks Team Letterman.
When you can't open a jar of something, I think it would be cool if people exclaimed " Oh pickles!". Please help me get this off the ground, I really want to make this a thing. Thank you for your anticipated cooperation
We miss you David
Hysterically hilarious!!!
Interesting comment about “Everyone Loves Raymond” ending. CBS was just about to start “How I Met Your Mother” and “Big Bang Theory”.
Aka *That Show Bob Barker Did a Guest Shot on* and *That Show Bob Newhart Did A Guest Shot On.*
"I got that on me."
This was so awesome to see. I remember that night. Thanks Dave and may the Force Be With You! Miss the show more then you will ever know. Watched the first one. Watched the last one. And all with NBC and then CBS. You are a National Teasure Dave
I wanted to see Luke ask if you want fries with that?
In his Joker voice.
Wow Miami Heat reference right after the swept the Wizards
How did they do this without Bill Murray?
Like practically every episode of SNL since 1980?
@@Attmay Sorry if you don't get the reference.
Attack of the Blinth has a better ending than The Rise of Skywalker.
Rey.
Rey what?
Rey Blinth
that flute though
I was on that David Letterman show. Only. I was in costume. Lol.
0:12 Revenge of the Sith, Dave
Such nostalgia!
2:25 Darth Maul is a gay fish, confirmed Legends.
#8 the Ewok saying "Seacrest, out", somebody in charge at Wheel of Fortune needs to say that.
Vader has a very particular set of skills.
“I got that on me!”
love dave
Attack of the Blinth is easily the best of the prequel trilogy.
"Luke, I am your father."
"These Ewoks look sexy!"
Pretty funny and great costumes. You don't get those at Walmart.
That's entertainment
Number 11: “I wish I was a Disney character.”
i didn't know the Imperial guard talks
😂😂😂 0:25
Was Mork and Mindy In that movie?
Shazbot!
I didn't realise the imperial guards talked....
Here's a good one.
Luke Skywalker: Leave it to me. I have experience in blowing large balls. I just need to find a large crack with a hole I can shoot into.
Ahh before the Disney invasion😢
As usual R2 is the badass
Star War at that time grossed 17 billion dollars. How much did “critically acclaimed “On Golden Pond” etal make?
🤣🤣
Blinth
So we now know, that Darth Vader is Jewish
I didn’t know that Jeff Bezos was in this
Number 1 Velcro....Daves.Velcro suit..
😎
Oh, dear.
I think what c 3po said might've had something to do with "the decision"
+@jonblankenship5908: No. This was 2005. LeBron James jumped to the Miami Heat in 2010.
Disney needs to put a Blinth character in one of the shows as an Easter Egg.
Paul Schaefer, the pride of Canada
♥️ 🤍 🍁 🤍 ♥️
He left the country so they wouldn’t cast him as Anne of Green Gables in the 1980s miniseries.
@@Attmay Good decision if you ask me
😄🖖
The ice machine was one of the few staff members that Dave didn’t…
I heard some of the crew members call the ice machine “Merrill Markoe” behind Dave’s back.
attack of the blinth
Liked the crack about the jar of pickles. Had not known that the Star Wars franchise (up to that point) had earned some $17 billion. Explains Disney, don't it?
Now it’s worth about a 10th of that thanks to them.
Since the ewoks, R2D2, Chewbacca, and Tuskens are never fully translated, they could've said those things and no one knows.
Chewy: this Jodie Foster lookalike is eyeing his sister!!
That sketch cost $472,000
Don't give Disney any ideas…
Revenge of The Sith
What’s everybody loves Raymond?
An ironic statement, like *Good Times.*
I usually love the top 10s, but those fell flat. 😞
I don't think that's James Earl Jones doing Vader for this, but he did do his own Top Ten List: th-cam.com/video/flFYwiAUpq8/w-d-xo.html
And now so many years later, seeing the sellout Lucas has done with letting so much be made... the rich get richer.. may the fourth be with us all..
Star Wars. at least the ''Rocky'' franchise knew when to quit
What do you mean quit? They're still making sequels!!! Creed 2 is basically Rocky VIII.
@@Paulafan5 A new Creed comes out this year.
9m
Dave looked so bored.
He was phoning it in by this stage.
He sounds like my grandfather trying to understand what social media was right before he died.
I'd rather watch "Attack of the Blinth." "Revenge of the Sith" was too emotionally dark.
Glad this wasn’t the first Top 10 list. What a dud.
Outside of Paul's billions-filled-pockets this was the only funny joke in the bit 2:03
Not very funny!
Thank you for reminding me that the Letterman Show humor never worked for me. Only one or two of those lines were even remotely funny.
Also never said by Princess Leia: "Play it again, R2 ..."
Can it Paul for the love of God
One of those was mildly funny. I remembered Letterman being funny.
"Top 10 ways Kathleen Kennedy has tried to and succeeded in destroying Star Wars."
"#10...."
Not the best Top Ten List(In my opinion).
Mm, this one disappoints.
Agonizingly unfunny.
I'm so sick of star wars and I've never seen any of the movies.
Zzzzzzzz.
Big swing and a miss.
That was lame.
Letterman was never really that funny to me....and this is one of the reasons why. He always thought he was funny....lol