Steven Seagal visits the convenience store

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  • @jackskerry2467
    @jackskerry2467 ปีที่แล้ว +521

    I love how the bad guy blew the shop owner away without a moment’s hesitation, but respectfully waited for Segal to take the gun off him. 🙄

    • @bijelabgd
      @bijelabgd ปีที่แล้ว +39

      The interracial gang strikes again ! XD

    • @taurian551
      @taurian551 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@bijelabgdunity in diversity

    • @markhirstwood4190
      @markhirstwood4190 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Killing one man terrifies the other so the gunman was enjoying his feeling of superiority, totally unexpecting Seagal to be anything but compliant.

    • @manoman0
      @manoman0 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Well, he was trigger happy on Seagal but Seagal was just a bit faster.

    • @Stuart68505
      @Stuart68505 ปีที่แล้ว

      What is there to love about cold blooded murder of an innocent old man? You could have stated this better like the fact that they were afraid of Steven Segall.

  • @angryprincess5544
    @angryprincess5544 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1464

    my worst nightmare as a store owner would be seeing steven seagal walking in. you just know you're about to get robbed, murdered and/or both. but at least you know your attackers will die after, so there's something.

    • @jaminj8438
      @jaminj8438 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      If Steven Seagal is there, you will die first so Seagal can get in a few sharp one liners before disposing the attackers.

    • @DieFlabbergast
      @DieFlabbergast 3 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      You forgot that half the merchandise in your store is going to be trashed. Seagal can't win a fight without destroying the immediate environment.

    • @mathgasm8484
      @mathgasm8484 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@DieFlabbergast so get insurance and a bullet proof vest.

    • @Backroad_Junkie
      @Backroad_Junkie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Always a sliver lining, lol...

    • @jlinkous05
      @jlinkous05 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@mathgasm8484 It's the insurance company who needs the vest

  • @Unsung_Earth
    @Unsung_Earth 2 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    Steven seagal is the type of person to wake up his family to tell them that he's going to sleep

    • @ZackMorris1
      @ZackMorris1 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lol you won the internet tonight, I'm cracking up!

    • @1878religion
      @1878religion 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      😂😂

    • @matricule69
      @matricule69 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      he is the only guy i know who is building chimney and start from the top to bottom

  • @wientz
    @wientz 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +68

    I love how the old guy jokes that he would never have something fancy like champagne, and then directs Seagal to the spot where he can find it

  • @Ryo-xx1lm
    @Ryo-xx1lm 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2124

    The years are passing, I'm getting older, but I still believe that Steven Seagal is the best involuntary comedian of our time.

    • @jamesrawlins735
      @jamesrawlins735 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      No - that would be Tommy Wiseau - The Room (but Segal is close these days)

    • @Dan-di9jd
      @Dan-di9jd 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Yes the whole anyone seen richie part is the best. Followed by this scene ranking in at 2.

    • @georgecoventry8441
      @georgecoventry8441 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Absolutely. LOL!

    • @tileformiles
      @tileformiles 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Seagal running is better than standup comedy. I can't stop laughing.

    • @Dan-di9jd
      @Dan-di9jd 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@tileformiles Yeah the funny part is once he catches up to the bad guy he's chasing, he beats him up so severely that he has broken bones all over.

  • @SonicGardens
    @SonicGardens 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2619

    The owner died. Good job to Steven as he smiles and signs the paperwork.

    • @wolfdogtribe
      @wolfdogtribe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      You're a fuckin idiot... it's a movie. Get over yourself

    • @SonicGardens
      @SonicGardens 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      wolfdogtribe owooooo

    • @jesusislord7526
      @jesusislord7526 3 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      @@wolfdogtribe A bad movie.

    • @Chris24_
      @Chris24_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      wolfdogtribe he’s the idiot for calling a shitty movie shitty? I bet you have the IQ of a donkey.

    • @markoconnor4110
      @markoconnor4110 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Still was going home to get some. Be smiling too.

  • @c0m4g1bb
    @c0m4g1bb 2 ปีที่แล้ว +308

    I love how he always prides himself by making the screenplay as realistic as possible- taking actual scenarios from him just visiting stores and his life travels

    • @chriswesterfield2042
      @chriswesterfield2042 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I'm sick of your sarcasm. Segal is a screen legend. This fight was real, and he was victorious over 4 of the toughest thugs in NYC.

    • @datadavis
      @datadavis ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I thought it was anchorage

    • @AllThisOverASliceOfGabagool
      @AllThisOverASliceOfGabagool ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@chriswesterfield2042 And he's beaten Chuck Norris in a bare knuckle fight

    • @portugal5698
      @portugal5698 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@AllThisOverASliceOfGabagool That actually was true!! *SUPRISINGLY!!*
      Howeverrrrrrrrr, by bare knuckle fighting, I am referring to the SR Circle Jerk World Championship Tour he hosted alongside his tag team partner, Putin. This was the iconic match where Norris was too scared to pull his pants down next to the almighty Segal, so he used his *”Life-Line”* call to contact Bernie Mac to take over and step in for him. Legend has it that Mac actually came close and more than likely tied, but Putin wasn’t going to allow that kind of embarrassment and defeat w/ Dennis Rodman and Nicholas Cage in the crowd!! This was the day fans found out it was rigged by the Clintons and Colonel Sanders!!

    • @AllThisOverASliceOfGabagool
      @AllThisOverASliceOfGabagool ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@portugal5698 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @nez9751
    @nez9751 2 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    When I was a teenager I used to get stoned with my mates and watch his films, and they were great for what they were. But we still always found it hilarious the way he ran.

    • @parkjamesshaw3189
      @parkjamesshaw3189 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      He still runs like a girl

    • @chriswesterfield2042
      @chriswesterfield2042 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@parkjamesshaw3189 how dare you criticize Seagal. He is a judo black belt and defeated 4 street tough gang members here.

  • @TheCrusaderRabbits
    @TheCrusaderRabbits 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1454

    The most shocking part is a movie ticket used to cost only $4.

    • @wuzupyou3509
      @wuzupyou3509 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      That was like alot cause in Massachusetts it was $2

    • @Coincollector81
      @Coincollector81 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      This movie is atleast 25 years old. When i was a kid . I seen the first two tmnt movies , the ticket prices for kids was $3.00.

    • @fasiapulekaufusi6632
      @fasiapulekaufusi6632 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I remember those days

    • @Coincollector81
      @Coincollector81 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @tim conway That's before my first job. Minimum wage when i started working in 1998 was $5.15.

    • @Coincollector81
      @Coincollector81 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @John Lorenzo Yes he was. I've been watching this movie since the later 1990's.

  • @leohthelion8485
    @leohthelion8485 3 ปีที่แล้ว +573

    The clerk grabbed maybe 10 dollars at the most and said take my life's savings lol.

    • @CoolSmoovie
      @CoolSmoovie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      This actually says a lot about his character. He put his real life-savings into his Store. He regrets it everyday so he has a very cynical view on the world as a result. His life is compressed into a management position at his shitty Store. As a result of this, he developed a sarcastic and asshole’ish outlook at life. Even when he was facing down his demise, he was still cracking jokes like, “Take my Life savings”, before ultimately realizing that his less than ideal life is over. The Clerk then accepts his fate, and decides to go down like a man before being brutally gunned down before he had the chance to fight.
      This truly belongs in the Oscars

    • @Teddy_Bass
      @Teddy_Bass 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@CoolSmoovie He hates the Oscars😉

    • @Aphichat.
      @Aphichat. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@CoolSmoovie What a story, to bad the cop. That is right there, doesnt do anything. When the gun was not pointing at him. Perfect to attack with his bulljitzu. Nah, lets wait to see the story. Then maybe have a chat.

    • @jsm530
      @jsm530 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Aphichat. its a movie try to suspend your own logic on a fight scene. It will save you the pain lol.

    • @jjrj8568
      @jjrj8568 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@CoolSmoovie ok, that last line made me realize you were just being sarcastic, but let me say, at the peril of sounding like a working-class hero, that owning a business is never a failure.

  • @jessevasquez7917
    @jessevasquez7917 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    I love how the martial arts pads are on the floor lmao love it

    • @chriswesterfield2042
      @chriswesterfield2042 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Hey! I do not like your sarcasm and negativity. The store was in the middle of being remodeled and the mats were on the floor for the carpenters.

    • @jessevasquez7917
      @jessevasquez7917 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@chriswesterfield2042 lol

    • @user-og1se9qm8b
      @user-og1se9qm8b 5 วันที่ผ่านมา

      I'm glad you said that, I never noticed until now.

  • @Gablesman888
    @Gablesman888 2 ปีที่แล้ว +216

    Love how in these "Seagull" movies each bad guy waits their turn to approach Steven during the brawl instead of all of them attacking at once. So polite of them to do that. LOL.

    • @cjmarshall0221
      @cjmarshall0221 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      You see that in a lot of martial arts/action shows. As a kid, I loved the Green Hornet TV show, mainly watching it to see Bruce Lee go into action. Years later, when I re-watched the shows, I noticed the same thing. Despite the fact there was a room full of bad guys, they always came at Kato just one or two at a time. A martial arts instructor I know that - no matter how good you are - you can't overcome the advantage of weight of numbers.

    • @EVEROSFP1
      @EVEROSFP1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      It is rare in the movies showing bad guys attacking all at once.

    • @pmointernet
      @pmointernet 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      it's the only way aikido works as a martial art.

    • @krtlkid
      @krtlkid 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      its just like jumping rope just waiting for your turn

    • @homeagent
      @homeagent 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@pmointernet actually, there is an aikido technique for multiple attackers but it doesn't look like this. more like running around. my instructor had us bumping into each other & he pushed one into another. it was kind of like no rules football. That guy had me flying across the room once. Aikido can work if your an absolute beast at it but i don't think many are, including myself. good ole karate blocks n punches is what I've actually used in self defense. thanks for listening. long reply, sorry.

  • @DunBun
    @DunBun 2 ปีที่แล้ว +560

    Steven Seagal is the only man who can dodge everything without moving anything.

  • @chillstep4life471
    @chillstep4life471 2 ปีที่แล้ว +327

    I'm sure the store clerk was really blown away by Steven Seagal's display of martial arts.

    • @michaelmoubarek1178
      @michaelmoubarek1178 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      “Blown away” I see what you did there! 🤣

    • @gerrob6222
      @gerrob6222 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You only got half a mind

    • @chriswesterfield2042
      @chriswesterfield2042 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@gerrob6222 I don't like your sarcasm. The actors and writers were top notch. I do not see you fighting 4 rough thugs at once.

    • @jjmm2
      @jjmm2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@chriswesterfield2042 Calm down, Karen.

    • @dudekfox7685
      @dudekfox7685 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      While the combatants' discussion was going on, the poor storekeeper was bleeding to death.

  • @chibuezeibeh1647
    @chibuezeibeh1647 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    I have always loved his movies

    • @Casteeyo...
      @Casteeyo... 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Same

  • @MrGolf1235
    @MrGolf1235 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Seagal has made so many comedies he doesn’t even know it.

  • @Fluoride_Jones
    @Fluoride_Jones 2 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    I love how that hard-working, decent old man gets blown away, and Seagal is droppin' one-liners. 😆

    • @chriswesterfield2042
      @chriswesterfield2042 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      How dare you criticize Steven!!! He needed a little comic relief during the stress.

  • @quantumcrash7266
    @quantumcrash7266 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1370

    The clerk will never achieve his dream of starring in a porno. RIP.

    • @amiehiggins2541
      @amiehiggins2541 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      😄

    • @notoriouselwood9253
      @notoriouselwood9253 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Quantum Crash a necro porn scene?

    • @28098610w
      @28098610w 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Well you could say he was in a gay porno of sorts . The gang leader blew his load on him .🤣

    • @trje246
      @trje246 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      he kind of did, if you stretch the definition of the money shot? :oP

    • @Crazyoldman84
      @Crazyoldman84 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It was a gang bang

  • @Phyroxin
    @Phyroxin ปีที่แล้ว +88

    Seagal really punishes the antagonists in his movies, I love it

    • @zigomanis18
      @zigomanis18 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      HOw would Segal's character do against the Jack Reacher Character on Netflix?

    • @acmartialarts2227
      @acmartialarts2227 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      What he will do to your husband Jack Reacher’s ankle 3:22

  • @zcustomcarnesi
    @zcustomcarnesi ปีที่แล้ว +11

    That's when Steven had that badasses look . Now 🤣

  • @georget10i
    @georget10i 4 ปีที่แล้ว +268

    I swear Steven Seagal movie scene comments are comedy gold! I'm crying here from some of the stuff people are posting.

    • @dylanchamberlin5552
      @dylanchamberlin5552 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I just love his "Brooklyn" accent lol, the most egregious thing to hit cinema since Dr. Strangelove

    • @justarshad8354
      @justarshad8354 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yh especially the richie one
      Cant get enough!

    • @jasonsparks5620
      @jasonsparks5620 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I absolutely agree with you there. I think he’s a good guy altogether who has obviously DEFINITELY been taught that particular style of ending a potential “kill la kill” fighting technique that he has because he was a CIA opps agent and probably was in situations where a life and death situation called for stopping a fight cold On the other hand, From what I know about Van Damm is that he took another actors eye out when making “Cyborg”. It was testified in civil court that not only is he over zealous doing fight scenes. But the choreographers started that he was basically stubborn and refused to listen to any of their instructions. If this is actually true...the worst part of what happened way back when this occurred, he has been paying his defense attorney more money to stonewall the case in court than just paying the the poor guy what he damn well owned his to begin with!! Besides, I really like Steven Seagal’s first handful of movies. 👍🏻🎟

    • @mindriot91_96
      @mindriot91_96 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Right? hahahaha

    • @richardbets4825
      @richardbets4825 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I'm telling ya, it's the reason I type in Steven seagal. Just to come to the comment section. It doesn't matter what the video is about. The comments are the best. I keep coming back because I need to laugh and find out if anybody's seen Richie.

  • @ephemispriest8069
    @ephemispriest8069 3 ปีที่แล้ว +412

    More people watch this clip than the Oscars. XD

    • @Gandalf606
      @Gandalf606 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      what's the Oscars? It was finished years ago. No one sane watches that rubbish anymore.

    • @totallysmooth1203
      @totallysmooth1203 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@Gandalf606 The Oscars??? Just a bunch of Liberal whackjobs rewarding each other.

    • @whocare4
      @whocare4 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@totallysmooth1203 The Oscars suck.

    • @1981bevo
      @1981bevo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      holy shit you're right

    • @MutarFuqueer
      @MutarFuqueer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Because as stupid as it was, it is still more believable than the Oscars

  • @justinezafra
    @justinezafra 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    That's his fantasy of what every simple trip to any store could turn into. 😊💭

  • @adamscoll8791
    @adamscoll8791 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    3:19 😂
    Seagal breaks the dude’s leg - then a quick cut to the paramedic: “looks like you won the Oscar tonight, Storm.” Brilliant filmmaking.

  • @jesusislord7526
    @jesusislord7526 3 ปีที่แล้ว +496

    Steven didn't like the clerks snide caviar comment so he let him die.

    • @roytrenneman2200
      @roytrenneman2200 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I don't blame him.. that smart ass had it coming! Lol

    • @tanderson1480
      @tanderson1480 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      😭😂😂😂

    • @kenklein9120
      @kenklein9120 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Clearly.

    • @mindriot91_96
      @mindriot91_96 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      hahahaha

    • @Mistwalker67
      @Mistwalker67 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Left of the heart, probably hit a Rib.

  • @andrew_owens7680
    @andrew_owens7680 2 ปีที่แล้ว +488

    He's like Bruce Lee without the everything.

    • @shannoncassidy4423
      @shannoncassidy4423 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Seagal used to get busy

    • @stevem2323
      @stevem2323 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I don't know, back in the day i loved his movies.

    • @monbreau7306
      @monbreau7306 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@stevem2323 Before you knew he was a narcissistic sociopath.

    • @stevem2323
      @stevem2323 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@monbreau7306 Yep.

    • @blackbaron2572
      @blackbaron2572 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@monbreau7306 before you knew he was a nar......basically, the first 5 minutes of his career, you mean? Interesting guy, in some ways, but clearly prone to thinking the universe revolves around himself

  • @Boxing_Gamer
    @Boxing_Gamer 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Gotta give these early movies credit, they were just great

  • @hunterd78
    @hunterd78 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    i remember loving this movie way back when. it was this movie and 'split second' that my gran recorded for me from cable. i would watch both over and over.

    • @chriswesterfield2042
      @chriswesterfield2042 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      How dare you insinuate that Seagal is old!!! He is still young, still thin and still capable of his judo moves.

  • @davidross8233
    @davidross8233 2 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    Seagal is the most unintentionally funny human on earth. He's an evergreen delight. The gift that keeps on giving.

  • @jdexposure
    @jdexposure 4 ปีที่แล้ว +330

    "I hate the Oscars" I feel ya, player...

    • @danielstellwag3081
      @danielstellwag3081 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Fuck those Hollywood pussy boys

    • @rl1800
      @rl1800 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Old dude was ahead of his time

    • @ikaikamaleko8370
      @ikaikamaleko8370 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😂😂😂

    • @p.v.b533
      @p.v.b533 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@danielstellwag3081 daamn straight

    • @resdog851
      @resdog851 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Steven Seagal- "I just read the greatest script ever."
      Other movie crew member- "Yeah, who wrote it?"
      Steven Seagal- "I did"

  • @d3mitchus593
    @d3mitchus593 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Get em man! That dude got me dying laughing 😂😂🤣

  • @MrGriff305
    @MrGriff305 2 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    Still cracking jokes despite the old cashier dying. Basically, this action star only helped himself.

    • @martinezjames83
      @martinezjames83 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Dude is the definition of SAVAGE

    • @MrGriff305
      @MrGriff305 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@martinezjames83 Every "good guy" in that scene had no soul 😅

    • @mikegrazio5376
      @mikegrazio5376 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      It wasnt his gay lover nitwit.

    • @chriswesterfield2042
      @chriswesterfield2042 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I do not appreciate your sarcasm. Segall is a black belt judo expert that defeated 4 tough thugs.

    • @MarvelousLXVII
      @MarvelousLXVII ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Helped himself to a free bottle it looks-like.

  • @talkingdogpro
    @talkingdogpro 3 ปีที่แล้ว +171

    I love how Seagal just goes about his day at the end, like it's an everyday thing

    • @tbiz8459
      @tbiz8459 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I know a regular guy would have temporary shell shock and would be freaking out

    • @gardeningwithscience1317
      @gardeningwithscience1317 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      They didnt even offer him trauma councelling. Those bad cops

    • @austinmoore7328
      @austinmoore7328 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Just a load of bolex

    • @oldschoolfan420
      @oldschoolfan420 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Storm won an oscar that night.

    • @mugabi9502
      @mugabi9502 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Just another day at the office.

  • @MoKXGu1
    @MoKXGu1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +356

    Maybe these guys have seen Ritchie !

    • @burleykev
      @burleykev 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Find out why he did Bobby Lupo

    • @shinmegamanzx
      @shinmegamanzx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Wrong movie lol

    • @burleykev
      @burleykev 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      shinmegamanzx quoting out for justice is always fun tho

    • @meninpapin
      @meninpapin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That same dude who's ankle he broke was also one of Richie's goons

    • @slowdancer5563
      @slowdancer5563 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Now that's funny!

  • @MrPocketfullOfSteel
    @MrPocketfullOfSteel ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Steven gets up an hour earlier, just to spend more time with himself.

    • @herrwabbaloo937
      @herrwabbaloo937 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Hey, don't knock it, I get up early even on the weekends so I can have a cup of coffee to myself before the wife and kids get up.

  • @Wardfolio
    @Wardfolio 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    People can say what they want but Seagal had the cleanest and meanest clotheslines i've scene.

  • @robertjones7595
    @robertjones7595 3 ปีที่แล้ว +251

    I like how the movie kind of just glossed over the store owner dying 😂

    • @PeterKocic
      @PeterKocic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      ...glossed over the store owner dying over 15 dollars, and Steven Segall just witnessing an unhinged criminal kill a store owner over 15 dollar proceeds to walk into a loaded gun as if he had just came to his senses.

    • @pwilson6439
      @pwilson6439 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      NAW. Just a flesh wound.....

  • @dr.robert5322
    @dr.robert5322 3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    “Yeah, poor guy died . . . but hey, did you see how I broke that dude’s ankle?” (Hi-Five!)

    • @iggyarctic5711
      @iggyarctic5711 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      A Twist Fracture.
      Nice one,Steve!

  • @BackToBasics90s
    @BackToBasics90s ปีที่แล้ว +11

    3:24 One of the greatest, most underrated and hilarious hard cuts of any movie ever made. The wink and that ADR are glorious.

  • @PeteSwagg
    @PeteSwagg ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Absolute carnage. Seagal didn’t flinch.

    • @Joe-dt3fo
      @Joe-dt3fo ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes, absolutely. Finally, the twisted foot

  • @damasek219
    @damasek219 4 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    When Steven Seagal wants to fight, he goes shopping.

    • @triciajohansen7124
      @triciajohansen7124 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      In the meat department!

    • @damasek219
      @damasek219 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Michael Semon he's missing Bobby Lupo😁

    • @damiengates7581
      @damiengates7581 ปีที่แล้ว

      He must be a good fighter then

  • @Aphichat.
    @Aphichat. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +218

    Wait until the Clerk dies, then make his moves. When the gun is pointing at him.

    • @ryanvacation7319
      @ryanvacation7319 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Look on the bright side, he got the champagne for free!

    • @jordanhicks5131
      @jordanhicks5131 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Gotta make it fair for the bad guy

    • @MrMZaccone
      @MrMZaccone 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I know, right? Incredibly stupid scene.

  • @timothythomas8082
    @timothythomas8082 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "What are you doing on the ground?" Gets me every time 🤣

    • @chriswesterfield2042
      @chriswesterfield2042 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I really don't care for your sarcasm and judgmental attitude. The little guy with the cardboard paper "knife" was trying to encourage his friend. All 4 of the thugs were experienced brawlers. I can't believe Segal was able to beat all of them.

  • @zandarx
    @zandarx 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    the amount of cool actors in this scene is amazing

  • @DraconianPolicy
    @DraconianPolicy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2111

    Ah the 90s, when the average street gang consisted of young hispanic men with hair nets, asian karate guys, and middle aged white guys with beards.

    • @Grizzly01
      @Grizzly01 5 ปีที่แล้ว +265

      They were so ahead of the game in terms of diversity targets.

    • @in_vas_por8810
      @in_vas_por8810 5 ปีที่แล้ว +289

      Don't forget black dudes with switch blades, wearing some tight ass jean outfits and calling innocent people "jive turkey".

    • @kentonclarkson1449
      @kentonclarkson1449 5 ปีที่แล้ว +130

      It was a CELEBRATION OF DIVERSITY! I felt especially empowered when Steven broke the guy's ankle, the cracking sound made me want to be a better person

    • @bmillerdrums
      @bmillerdrums 5 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Ah the millennial's, where CGI completely replaced 95% of actual stunts, and technology unfortunately gave every douche bag with some elitist opinion a grand platform to spew out all sorts of idiot comments and posts

    • @The_KLF
      @The_KLF 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I'm pretty sure this came out in the 80s, when I was in high school. Is it Nico - Above The Law (New Zealand theatrical title)

  • @frankfortjuggalo5936
    @frankfortjuggalo5936 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Hard to kill. This was always my favorite Steven Seagal movie.

    • @Joseph-be3tv
      @Joseph-be3tv ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Great movie, my favorite as well. Also really like under siege 2

    • @JJS595
      @JJS595 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Joseph-be3tv I like under siege 1 cause of Tommy Lee Jones

    • @dbloyd2
      @dbloyd2 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      It is tie between Under Siege and Hard to Kill for me. I remember Under Siege 2 and I remember it being good but only remember it had something to do with a train.

  • @JOEL-1980
    @JOEL-1980 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Gotta love how in every Seagal movie the convenient store gets all destroyed! 😂

  • @Idontknow69353
    @Idontknow69353 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Saves no one but made to look like a hero. Great writing.

  • @guruuudev5071
    @guruuudev5071 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1649

    He takes his time to dramatically toy with the bad guys -- while the store clerk might still be alive and bleeding out with no one to attend to him.

    • @Chris.Top.Her7
      @Chris.Top.Her7 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Lol.

    • @jimmyjimmy1601
      @jimmyjimmy1601 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      I was thinking the same thing.

    • @MedOKC
      @MedOKC 2 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      doubt it; 12 gauge with buckshot will do a quick number on you.

    • @jshaw4757
      @jshaw4757 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@MedOKC rock salt

    • @billlombard9911
      @billlombard9911 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Exactly !!! Victims of crimes to Steven are just red shirts in Star Trek , vehicles to make him look like a bad ass while he toys with the criminals .

  • @matricule69
    @matricule69 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    when i feel sad i come here.and watch Steven.what a great comedian.laughter is the best medecine.

  • @livelife4228TBAS
    @livelife4228TBAS ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This is still one of my favorite movies

  • @anthonyahern5445
    @anthonyahern5445 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Somewhere along the line Steven Seagal became convinced this was who he was in real life.

  • @moonblink
    @moonblink 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1241

    After this scene, Steven Segal ate everything in the store. It's in the Outtakes.

  • @MG6960
    @MG6960 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Steven Seagal has been visiting convenience stores for like 37 years

  • @PartTimeLaowai
    @PartTimeLaowai 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This sublime Work of Art surely deserves a top-level spot in the National Archives.

    • @chriswesterfield2042
      @chriswesterfield2042 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      How dare you criticize this film. I do not like your sarcasm. Yes, it is a little far-fetched that the cop at the end had psychic powers. But it is just a small blooper. This is an Academy Award level film. The gang put up a good fight and Steven did a great job overpowering their weapons.

  • @MrJeffer0326
    @MrJeffer0326 4 ปีที่แล้ว +385

    Technically, he stole that bottle of Champagne..

    • @showalk
      @showalk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Maybe he left cash at the counter.

    • @4q518
      @4q518 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Steven did'nt planned to pay from the beginning

    • @MrAtown3057
      @MrAtown3057 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      He paid the thugs to rob the store so he didn't have to pay for the bottle..

    • @simonscardino6597
      @simonscardino6597 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      What bout da money..?? 🤗

    • @StealthMarmot_
      @StealthMarmot_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I know. I mean, who is the REAL criminal here, I ask you?

  • @videos4mydad
    @videos4mydad 3 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    I love how Seagal acts as tough and as bad ass as he wants - because he wrote the script.

    • @hankhardonblkface6941
      @hankhardonblkface6941 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      You'd do the same

    • @Aerojet01
      @Aerojet01 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      He's a very wealthy person. He must have done something right!

  • @dksilvers1759
    @dksilvers1759 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "Anybody seen Richie?!"

    • @tysonthegringo
      @tysonthegringo 18 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Anybody know why Richie killed Bobby Lupo?

    • @tysonthegringo
      @tysonthegringo 18 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Anybody know why Richie killed Bobby Lupo?

  • @freemason4979
    @freemason4979 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Im 45, and I wanna be just like Seagal when I grow up

  • @trr9230
    @trr9230 3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    Seagal was very lucky here. The frequency of attacks from the various crooks coincided perfectly with Steven being ready to tackle the next one.

    • @davidkirk2554
      @davidkirk2554 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Its a movie...

    • @ghostofdota
      @ghostofdota 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@davidkirk2554 I thought this was a documentary????

    • @mattwebb5276
      @mattwebb5276 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lol yeah just like in Bruce Lee films when they all wait there turn aswell to get kicked by Bruce 🤣😂🤣

    • @robertsmith6068
      @robertsmith6068 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      pure luck. happens sometimes (in the movies)

  • @Motorsheep
    @Motorsheep 4 ปีที่แล้ว +376

    He looked pretty satisfied with himself after having let the store clerk die before he launched into his heroics.

    • @kamuelalee
      @kamuelalee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Obadiah 118 LOL!

    • @johnyguitar258
      @johnyguitar258 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Obadiah 118 bahahahahaa

    • @johnrotten3268
      @johnrotten3268 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Well the clerk kind of caused his own demise... rule of thumb when someone has a shotgun pointed at you it is best to just shut the fuck up and not pull out a bat and try to be a tough guy...

    • @thekabn
      @thekabn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      TF? lol. That old geezer tried to charge at a young banger who had a double barrel pointing @ him.

    • @johnnymcafee01
      @johnnymcafee01 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This is a joke every living person knows how intimidating just the sound of a shotgun being cocked is. Not alone one just being pointed at you. This was so fake that it hurt to even watch.

  • @jaggudada8676
    @jaggudada8676 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Steven seagals PUNCHES and ONE LINERS both hits hard 😮😮😅😅😅

  • @jochenheiden
    @jochenheiden ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I absolutely love this movie and Steven Seagal!!

  • @thegingerpowerranger
    @thegingerpowerranger 2 ปีที่แล้ว +356

    The cashier dies and he happily takes his free bottle of champagne to his party. Psychopath!

    • @flybeep1661
      @flybeep1661 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lol.

    • @monbreau7306
      @monbreau7306 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Just like real life!

    • @blackbaron2572
      @blackbaron2572 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Well, to be fair he may have just been tryin to drink away the stabbing pain of seeing a good friend and a good cashier die. Maybe he had been getting it for a classy date with a lady friend. Or did he say otherwise, I didn't have audio. Either way, it seems like fair payment for getting vengeance on the guys killers. That keg twist he did to the last guy alone was at least worth a whatchamacallit bar.

    • @lauramartinez3980
      @lauramartinez3980 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      1:00 YOU DONT WANT TO CALL 911 lol!

    • @brandonthomas6142
      @brandonthomas6142 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      🤣

  • @user-qe7bt9dz1l
    @user-qe7bt9dz1l 3 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    I’m not gonna lie, Steven Seagals movies are more entertaining and compelling than almost any modern movie. These movies have some kind of MAGIC about them.

    • @Billyg215
      @Billyg215 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Are you extracting the bodily waste fluid out of everyone ???.

    • @Joseph-be3tv
      @Joseph-be3tv ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Totally agree I can sit down and watch a Steven Seagal movie start to finish any time

    • @Billyg215
      @Billyg215 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Joseph-be3tv To sit and be able to watch a Seagal movie from start to finish means that you need treatment for your mental illness or your poor taste in movies.

    • @Joseph-be3tv
      @Joseph-be3tv ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Billyg215 Lol but your online watching old scenes from a Steven Seagal movie, you may need some help too

    • @Billyg215
      @Billyg215 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Joseph-be3tv Your right Joe i never thought about that. I must be starting to go brain dead like Seagal i wonder if there is a cure for Seagalitis.

  • @stilesjohnson1745
    @stilesjohnson1745 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    My favorite Steven Seagal line come and my heart out.

  • @tats_sacs
    @tats_sacs 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    He’s so fast, it’s like you can’t see his moves! He even manage to put black paddings on the floor.

    • @chriswesterfield2042
      @chriswesterfield2042 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      How dare you criticize this film. I do not like your sarcasm. Yes, it is a little far-fetched that the cop at the end had psychic powers. But it is just a small blooper. This is an Academy Award level film. The gang put up a good fight and Steven did a great job overpowering their weapons.

  • @stevecooksley
    @stevecooksley 3 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    "Of course I paid him for the champagne before he got shot officer".

    • @VideoDeadGaming
      @VideoDeadGaming 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      " i actually paid him for 20 bottles, so i'll just take the rest now"

    • @capnrob97
      @capnrob97 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He probably pocketed the money the owner took out of the cash register too.

    • @trueauburnchampion1322
      @trueauburnchampion1322 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Good one. Cops are more worried about what the victim did wrong. I get it. Happens all the time.

  • @redoz9768
    @redoz9768 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    This was before Seagal became a sad parody of his earlier self. This era Seagal was actually pretty cool.

    • @C2daF
      @C2daF 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah, I think this was my first ever Seagal movie and I thought he was pretty dope. Too bad...

  • @choprox01
    @choprox01 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    love the mats on the floor

  • @skull9674
    @skull9674 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3862

    Perhaps he could have used these skills before the clerk was murdered?

    • @flaglesspirate5250
      @flaglesspirate5250 6 ปีที่แล้ว +199

      Dude... They shot him in the heart

    • @cheesesteakphilly
      @cheesesteakphilly 6 ปีที่แล้ว +283

      rockerfrog25 I was there. I was one of the goons! They definitely shot him in the heart.

    • @IskandarTheWack
      @IskandarTheWack 6 ปีที่แล้ว +354

      I was the champagne, I can confirm he was shot in the heart.

    • @jjrj8568
      @jjrj8568 6 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      perhaps he thought they were robbers put not stone-cold murderers?

    • @alexmacleod4364
      @alexmacleod4364 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Steven seagull full length films

  • @aragorn1079
    @aragorn1079 3 ปีที่แล้ว +306

    I heard Seagull’s next movie is titled “Enter The Buffet”

    • @leorios8279
      @leorios8279 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lmao 🤣🤣🤣

    • @donshipman8441
      @donshipman8441 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Bravo 👏 bravo 👏 bravo

    • @florianmaschke269
      @florianmaschke269 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      More like "Out of breath" or "The big feast".

    • @Malachor01
      @Malachor01 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Christ I just about shit 🤣🤣

    • @mynameisgladiator1933
      @mynameisgladiator1933 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I heard his next movie was titled: "How Jean Claud Van Damme bruised my vagina just by being an actual tough guy while I only talk tough."

  • @duncanidaho2130
    @duncanidaho2130 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    In his prime... he was awesome.

  • @the_sixxness
    @the_sixxness ปีที่แล้ว +7

    He won an Oscar for this performance.

    • @Matthew-Anthony
      @Matthew-Anthony ปีที่แล้ว

      Are you serious?

    • @the_sixxness
      @the_sixxness ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Matthew-Anthony Yeah didn't you hear the guy at the end of the scene.

  • @charlesmagee1853
    @charlesmagee1853 4 ปีที่แล้ว +287

    Back when a movie ticket was 4 dollars.

    • @dede19833
      @dede19833 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Now its 12 😪

    • @pep590
      @pep590 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      dede 19833 $9 if you're an old senior like me. Lol.

    • @auralfury
      @auralfury 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ikr...and even that was high back then

    • @fhhfgj
      @fhhfgj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And gangs used double barrel shotguns.

    • @Geckoste
      @Geckoste 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      A movie theater near me has a 5$ special on Tuesdays, before the pandemic at least

  • @zyzzyvacation
    @zyzzyvacation 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Seagal's particular brand of Martial Arts is called, "Ai Kant Akt . . .

  • @smitabagade2039
    @smitabagade2039 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    His Fighting Skills are just Awesome

  • @paulaitchison
    @paulaitchison 5 ปีที่แล้ว +286

    I love how they don't even bother to frame out the stunt mats

    • @JoelLinus
      @JoelLinus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      it is a dojo which you can see on the signs

    • @fuzzydunlop1753
      @fuzzydunlop1753 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ikr?

    • @TheMichaelCardoza
      @TheMichaelCardoza 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      paulaitchison hahahahaha I didn’t even notice that

    • @norndev
      @norndev 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Haha his movies were all mob financed as a way to launder money, it's a shock any of them are actually decent

    • @norndev
      @norndev 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@chinlaiyo9565 Yeah most of the earlier movies were paid for by the mafia

  • @lennyboh6300
    @lennyboh6300 3 ปีที่แล้ว +973

    When you don't want to pay the Champagne bottle, so you let the cashier die before to do your aikido show. 🧠

    • @JohnSmith-gq9gn
      @JohnSmith-gq9gn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Why would the champagne bottle get paid?

    • @westcali9621
      @westcali9621 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      John Smith yeah I know what a big DUMBO

    • @craigtheus57
      @craigtheus57 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      He took out a baseball bat and he knows that they got guns.

    • @jjrj8568
      @jjrj8568 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      lmao

    • @mr.obrien6984
      @mr.obrien6984 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @MUFC what does that have to do with anything?

  • @easilyscan
    @easilyscan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Never gets old!

  • @sallssallsan-be7ti
    @sallssallsan-be7ti 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

    man deserves real life academy oscar honor award for everything and legacy .

  • @great567
    @great567 4 ปีที่แล้ว +228

    Friendly grocer gets shot at close range. Steven Segal still has times for snarky remarks and a laugh with his buddy cops afterwards.

    • @JetsetUnited
      @JetsetUnited 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Life must go on .

    • @MrMrlosteruk
      @MrMrlosteruk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Looking for this comment

    • @MajorT0m
      @MajorT0m 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @MUFC Yeah it's boring though. 20 men fighting over a bag of air.

    • @DemocracyManifest
      @DemocracyManifest 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @MUFC Soccer is shite and boring. The players are wimps and stage being hurt. Literally no one in the U.S cares about a lame sissy sport like soccer. Plus if you even had a clue about the game you'd call it by its proper name ...football.

    • @allwrighty100
      @allwrighty100 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@DemocracyManifest USA has both a womens and mens football team and you use the word 'literally'. Do you know what it means?

  • @mickblack2800
    @mickblack2800 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Guess those hoods hadn't seen Richie either? 🍾

  • @MapleSyrupPoet
    @MapleSyrupPoet หลายเดือนก่อน

    Lots of charisma/natural talent 👏 Steven

  • @stevelai1105
    @stevelai1105 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Not even a drop of wine or any piece of potato chips can touch Mr. Seagal

  • @258thHiGuy
    @258thHiGuy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    "Who needs the goddamn movies anyway?"
    ~Man in a movie

    • @michaelmcdonald8452
      @michaelmcdonald8452 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wow, you caught that, eh? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @chriswesterfield2042
      @chriswesterfield2042 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      How dare you criticize this film. I do not like your sarcasm. Yes, it is a little far-fetched that the cop at the end had psychic powers. But it is just a small blooper. This is an Academy Award level film. The gang put up a good fight and Steven did a great job overpowering their weapons.

  • @TweedSuit
    @TweedSuit 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    Robert LaSardo has played the same character for 30 years.

    • @franzhaas5597
      @franzhaas5597 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I new him......he is one tough guy in real life. He sat in the same coffee shop every day reading scripts.

  • @i_amChrisJxmes
    @i_amChrisJxmes ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Favorite movie scene as a kid.

  • @VendettaX-dx5mw
    @VendettaX-dx5mw 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I like how they never attack all at the same time

  • @napfullo712
    @napfullo712 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    I had a dream being a young boy , one day to come to America and run my own market , but after this movie I decided to stay in Kabul for good

  • @ViViDG
    @ViViDG 2 ปีที่แล้ว +200

    This is the scene Steven imagines in his head every night when he goes to the liquor store.

    • @LuckyXCX
      @LuckyXCX 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Then cries coz he can’t move like he used to in this scene

    • @WM-mu8ep
      @WM-mu8ep 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      He ate everything in the store after this scene

    • @sadetta9312
      @sadetta9312 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      you got liquor stores open at night?

    • @ArtVandelayOfficial
      @ArtVandelayOfficial 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And he has already done it while you stuff your face with Doritos on the sofa

    • @frankieC1023
      @frankieC1023 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      LOL!

  • @peterdelmonte9832
    @peterdelmonte9832 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Wow, what fantastic acting.

  • @djizzah
    @djizzah 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Such incredible acting skills

  • @myjourney3229
    @myjourney3229 5 ปีที่แล้ว +483

    Steven has been going to that same store for 37 years and still can't remember where the champagne is.

    • @debowiec3
      @debowiec3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      They keep moving it......shop-floor psychology or something like that!!!!!

    • @axiomist1076
      @axiomist1076 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hes not even 37 years old.

    • @manuelruen
      @manuelruen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      And still can't find Richie lol

    • @andypetrovich2155
      @andypetrovich2155 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Steven has also been eating CheeseBalls and slamming colas for 37 years too. He forgot where the gym is.

    • @steveeddy9686
      @steveeddy9686 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@andypetrovich2155 hahaha

  • @kevinr2999
    @kevinr2999 4 ปีที่แล้ว +880

    If Chuck Norris was there, the clerk would have lived.

    • @MegaZeta
      @MegaZeta 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Stop

    • @user-yo4us6ll8z
      @user-yo4us6ll8z 4 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      If Clint Eastwood was there, he would have complained about the clerk not having champagne to sell, about the coffee with too much sugar in it, and then shoot all the guys but the one with the shotgun, asked the one with the shotgun to apologize to his mule, then shot him....and the clerk would have lived

    • @MilesNauticus
      @MilesNauticus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      If Chuck Norris was there he would have been just a brand of champagne.

    • @johnharris6655
      @johnharris6655 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Chuck Norris would not have to ask where the Champagne is, the champagne would just come to him.

    • @SYCZ
      @SYCZ 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      as as yeah

  • @thehatetank9057
    @thehatetank9057 ปีที่แล้ว

    Such a talented dancer.

  • @EazyM_514
    @EazyM_514 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Sensei Seagal has remained a movie star for over 30 years.

  • @NapolianMusic24
    @NapolianMusic24 5 ปีที่แล้ว +654

    Steven Segal is the only guy I know who could beat the hell out of 10 guys and move slower than all of em!😀

    • @Favorline
      @Favorline 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      kinda funny how he had no problem shooting the shop clerk but can't make up his mind when steven stands right in front of his shotgun.
      Would not be fun if the hero dies like the store clerk I guess.

    • @roger5173
      @roger5173 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@Favorline when you write the screenplay you can make it any way you want

    • @Favorline
      @Favorline 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      ​ roger5173 Sure. or you could just write your opinion on the movie without guys like you coming here trying to get a stupid discussion going.
      You do know that your comment can be used on nearly everything.
      So people should just stay
      quiet.
      So people talking politics about the president should just become president and make the changes they want and shut up until the time they are president?
      Example of how stupid your comment is.

    • @dalewesley1662
      @dalewesley1662 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      More eggs

    • @rainsauzer760
      @rainsauzer760 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Favorline so stupid, he's right

  • @--pussypatroll--
    @--pussypatroll-- 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    It's 2019 and he's still looking for Ritchie.

    • @toecutter1015
      @toecutter1015 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That Richie shit somehow never gets old

    • @scorpionking1935
      @scorpionking1935 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @thinkforyourself2109
    @thinkforyourself2109 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Everyone loves to criticize Seagal but the fact is that in the early 90s his action movies were awesome. They were on par with Chuck Norris and Clint Eastwood. No one can ever take that away from him.

    • @JOHNizSiK
      @JOHNizSiK 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Thing is no one tries to take anything away from him. He willingly stomps all over his legacy himself. I like Segal the actor. His hits and takedowns look painful and he does a great job. But he is very abrasive in reality and no one seems to care for him.

    • @thinkforyourself2109
      @thinkforyourself2109 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@JOHNizSiK I agree. He is egotism is the problem. It's borne of insecurity. He would have done well to make no public pronouncements, stay in shape, and stick to making movies. When actors speak their minds, it often tends to go wrong. It used to be an ethic among them to keep their opinions to themselves. Not anymore.

    • @pwilson6439
      @pwilson6439 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Really ? No one ??@@JOHNizSiK