What is there to love about cold blooded murder of an innocent old man? You could have stated this better like the fact that they were afraid of Steven Segall.
my worst nightmare as a store owner would be seeing steven seagal walking in. you just know you're about to get robbed, murdered and/or both. but at least you know your attackers will die after, so there's something.
This actually says a lot about his character. He put his real life-savings into his Store. He regrets it everyday so he has a very cynical view on the world as a result. His life is compressed into a management position at his shitty Store. As a result of this, he developed a sarcastic and asshole’ish outlook at life. Even when he was facing down his demise, he was still cracking jokes like, “Take my Life savings”, before ultimately realizing that his less than ideal life is over. The Clerk then accepts his fate, and decides to go down like a man before being brutally gunned down before he had the chance to fight. This truly belongs in the Oscars
@@CoolSmoovie What a story, to bad the cop. That is right there, doesnt do anything. When the gun was not pointing at him. Perfect to attack with his bulljitzu. Nah, lets wait to see the story. Then maybe have a chat.
@@CoolSmoovie ok, that last line made me realize you were just being sarcastic, but let me say, at the peril of sounding like a working-class hero, that owning a business is never a failure.
When I was a teenager I used to get stoned with my mates and watch his films, and they were great for what they were. But we still always found it hilarious the way he ran.
I love how he always prides himself by making the screenplay as realistic as possible- taking actual scenarios from him just visiting stores and his life travels
@@AllThisOverASliceOfGabagool That actually was true!! *SUPRISINGLY!!* Howeverrrrrrrrr, by bare knuckle fighting, I am referring to the SR Circle Jerk World Championship Tour he hosted alongside his tag team partner, Putin. This was the iconic match where Norris was too scared to pull his pants down next to the almighty Segal, so he used his *”Life-Line”* call to contact Bernie Mac to take over and step in for him. Legend has it that Mac actually came close and more than likely tied, but Putin wasn’t going to allow that kind of embarrassment and defeat w/ Dennis Rodman and Nicholas Cage in the crowd!! This was the day fans found out it was rigged by the Clintons and Colonel Sanders!!
@@monbreau7306 before you knew he was a nar......basically, the first 5 minutes of his career, you mean? Interesting guy, in some ways, but clearly prone to thinking the universe revolves around himself
It is tie between Under Siege and Hard to Kill for me. I remember Under Siege 2 and I remember it being good but only remember it had something to do with a train.
Well notice he's trying to get closer to the hair net guy at 1:25 , but he keeps alternating the shotgun between him and the clerk, he would have been the one shot first if he got too close.
It was a CELEBRATION OF DIVERSITY! I felt especially empowered when Steven broke the guy's ankle, the cracking sound made me want to be a better person
Ah the millennial's, where CGI completely replaced 95% of actual stunts, and technology unfortunately gave every douche bag with some elitist opinion a grand platform to spew out all sorts of idiot comments and posts
If Clint Eastwood was there, he would have complained about the clerk not having champagne to sell, about the coffee with too much sugar in it, and then shoot all the guys but the one with the shotgun, asked the one with the shotgun to apologize to his mule, then shot him....and the clerk would have lived
Love how in these "Seagull" movies each bad guy waits their turn to approach Steven during the brawl instead of all of them attacking at once. So polite of them to do that. LOL.
You see that in a lot of martial arts/action shows. As a kid, I loved the Green Hornet TV show, mainly watching it to see Bruce Lee go into action. Years later, when I re-watched the shows, I noticed the same thing. Despite the fact there was a room full of bad guys, they always came at Kato just one or two at a time. A martial arts instructor I know that - no matter how good you are - you can't overcome the advantage of weight of numbers.
@@pmointernet actually, there is an aikido technique for multiple attackers but it doesn't look like this. more like running around. my instructor had us bumping into each other & he pushed one into another. it was kind of like no rules football. That guy had me flying across the room once. Aikido can work if your an absolute beast at it but i don't think many are, including myself. good ole karate blocks n punches is what I've actually used in self defense. thanks for listening. long reply, sorry.
Well the clerk kind of caused his own demise... rule of thumb when someone has a shotgun pointed at you it is best to just shut the fuck up and not pull out a bat and try to be a tough guy...
This is a joke every living person knows how intimidating just the sound of a shotgun being cocked is. Not alone one just being pointed at you. This was so fake that it hurt to even watch.
I absolutely agree with you there. I think he’s a good guy altogether who has obviously DEFINITELY been taught that particular style of ending a potential “kill la kill” fighting technique that he has because he was a CIA opps agent and probably was in situations where a life and death situation called for stopping a fight cold On the other hand, From what I know about Van Damm is that he took another actors eye out when making “Cyborg”. It was testified in civil court that not only is he over zealous doing fight scenes. But the choreographers started that he was basically stubborn and refused to listen to any of their instructions. If this is actually true...the worst part of what happened way back when this occurred, he has been paying his defense attorney more money to stonewall the case in court than just paying the the poor guy what he damn well owned his to begin with!! Besides, I really like Steven Seagal’s first handful of movies. 👍🏻🎟
I'm telling ya, it's the reason I type in Steven seagal. Just to come to the comment section. It doesn't matter what the video is about. The comments are the best. I keep coming back because I need to laugh and find out if anybody's seen Richie.
I really don't care for your sarcasm and judgmental attitude. The little guy with the cardboard paper "knife" was trying to encourage his friend. All 4 of the thugs were experienced brawlers. I can't believe Segal was able to beat all of them.
i remember loving this movie way back when. it was this movie and 'split second' that my gran recorded for me from cable. i would watch both over and over.
@MUFC Soccer is shite and boring. The players are wimps and stage being hurt. Literally no one in the U.S cares about a lame sissy sport like soccer. Plus if you even had a clue about the game you'd call it by its proper name ...football.
Well, to be fair he may have just been tryin to drink away the stabbing pain of seeing a good friend and a good cashier die. Maybe he had been getting it for a classy date with a lady friend. Or did he say otherwise, I didn't have audio. Either way, it seems like fair payment for getting vengeance on the guys killers. That keg twist he did to the last guy alone was at least worth a whatchamacallit bar.
I’m not gonna lie, Steven Seagals movies are more entertaining and compelling than almost any modern movie. These movies have some kind of MAGIC about them.
@@Joseph-be3tv To sit and be able to watch a Seagal movie from start to finish means that you need treatment for your mental illness or your poor taste in movies.
kinda funny how he had no problem shooting the shop clerk but can't make up his mind when steven stands right in front of his shotgun. Would not be fun if the hero dies like the store clerk I guess.
roger5173 Sure. or you could just write your opinion on the movie without guys like you coming here trying to get a stupid discussion going. You do know that your comment can be used on nearly everything. So people should just stay quiet. So people talking politics about the president should just become president and make the changes they want and shut up until the time they are president? Example of how stupid your comment is.
I once saw Steven Seagal single-handedly take on 12 Boston Creme donuts. He killed all of them in about a minute, and washed 'em down with a Yoo Hoo. It was incredible.
@@logan197777 It's a good assumption. I would have to be in front of him. I don't think I would be scared of him, but I think I will feel the respect one has towards another person. So, yes, I don't think I would say this to his face, which is, in general, the base of any humor...
How dare you criticize this film. I do not like your sarcasm. Yes, it is a little far-fetched that the cop at the end had psychic powers. But it is just a small blooper. This is an Academy Award level film. The gang put up a good fight and Steven did a great job overpowering their weapons.
Everyone loves to criticize Seagal but the fact is that in the early 90s his action movies were awesome. They were on par with Chuck Norris and Clint Eastwood. No one can ever take that away from him.
Thing is no one tries to take anything away from him. He willingly stomps all over his legacy himself. I like Segal the actor. His hits and takedowns look painful and he does a great job. But he is very abrasive in reality and no one seems to care for him.
@@JOHNizSiK I agree. He is egotism is the problem. It's borne of insecurity. He would have done well to make no public pronouncements, stay in shape, and stick to making movies. When actors speak their minds, it often tends to go wrong. It used to be an ethic among them to keep their opinions to themselves. Not anymore.
LMAO How is it that Segal gets so much acclaim for his MA acumen and he's always bigger than the guys he takes on? And that was when he was in his prime now he's twice as big and they have to hire real martial artists to look good attacking him.
@@saigokun What do you mean? So during his good movies, he was more cooperative and then later got selfish and his movies started sucking? Is that what happened?
Sorry for your loss. My dad would watch all the Van Damme & Steven Segal movies with me too at that age. I’m 36 now. My dad would even hook up 2 VCRs & double tape from the Movie Gallery copy. VHS & VCR. Good times man lol good times.
@@charleswhiting2498 I appreciate it sir. Yeah we watched all the Van Damme movies as well. But my favorite action star my dad ever put me on was the legendary Bruce Lee!
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The years are passing, I'm getting older, but I still believe that Steven Seagal is the best involuntary comedian of our time.
No - that would be Tommy Wiseau - The Room (but Segal is close these days)
Yes the whole anyone seen richie part is the best. Followed by this scene ranking in at 2.
Absolutely. LOL!
Seagal running is better than standup comedy. I can't stop laughing.
@@tileformiles Yeah the funny part is once he catches up to the bad guy he's chasing, he beats him up so severely that he has broken bones all over.
I love how the bad guy blew the shop owner away without a moment’s hesitation, but respectfully waited for Segal to take the gun off him. 🙄
The interracial gang strikes again ! XD
@@bijelabgdunity in diversity
Killing one man terrifies the other so the gunman was enjoying his feeling of superiority, totally unexpecting Seagal to be anything but compliant.
Well, he was trigger happy on Seagal but Seagal was just a bit faster.
What is there to love about cold blooded murder of an innocent old man? You could have stated this better like the fact that they were afraid of Steven Segall.
The owner died. Good job to Steven as he smiles and signs the paperwork.
You're a fuckin idiot... it's a movie. Get over yourself
wolfdogtribe owooooo
@@wolfdogtribe A bad movie.
wolfdogtribe he’s the idiot for calling a shitty movie shitty? I bet you have the IQ of a donkey.
Still was going home to get some. Be smiling too.
I love how the martial arts pads are on the floor lmao love it
Hey! I do not like your sarcasm and negativity. The store was in the middle of being remodeled and the mats were on the floor for the carpenters.
@@chriswesterfield2042 lol
I'm glad you said that, I never noticed until now.
I’ve watched this countless times and never noticed. Now I can’t I see it.
my worst nightmare as a store owner would be seeing steven seagal walking in. you just know you're about to get robbed, murdered and/or both. but at least you know your attackers will die after, so there's something.
If Steven Seagal is there, you will die first so Seagal can get in a few sharp one liners before disposing the attackers.
You forgot that half the merchandise in your store is going to be trashed. Seagal can't win a fight without destroying the immediate environment.
@@DieFlabbergast so get insurance and a bullet proof vest.
Always a sliver lining, lol...
@@mathgasm8484 It's the insurance company who needs the vest
The clerk grabbed maybe 10 dollars at the most and said take my life's savings lol.
This actually says a lot about his character. He put his real life-savings into his Store. He regrets it everyday so he has a very cynical view on the world as a result. His life is compressed into a management position at his shitty Store. As a result of this, he developed a sarcastic and asshole’ish outlook at life. Even when he was facing down his demise, he was still cracking jokes like, “Take my Life savings”, before ultimately realizing that his less than ideal life is over. The Clerk then accepts his fate, and decides to go down like a man before being brutally gunned down before he had the chance to fight.
This truly belongs in the Oscars
@@CoolSmoovie He hates the Oscars😉
@@CoolSmoovie What a story, to bad the cop. That is right there, doesnt do anything. When the gun was not pointing at him. Perfect to attack with his bulljitzu. Nah, lets wait to see the story. Then maybe have a chat.
@@Aphichat. its a movie try to suspend your own logic on a fight scene. It will save you the pain lol.
@@CoolSmoovie ok, that last line made me realize you were just being sarcastic, but let me say, at the peril of sounding like a working-class hero, that owning a business is never a failure.
Steven Seagal is the only man who can dodge everything without moving anything.
😂
Like seagal violent ways
And without messing his hair 🤣
Getting paid
While the store clerk is saying yo I'm bleeding over here
3:19 😂
Seagal breaks the dude’s leg - then a quick cut to the paramedic: “looks like you won the Oscar tonight, Storm.” Brilliant filmmaking.
The most shocking part is a movie ticket used to cost only $4.
That was like alot cause in Massachusetts it was $2
This movie is atleast 25 years old. When i was a kid . I seen the first two tmnt movies , the ticket prices for kids was $3.00.
I remember those days
@tim conway That's before my first job. Minimum wage when i started working in 1998 was $5.15.
@John Lorenzo Yes he was. I've been watching this movie since the later 1990's.
When I was a teenager I used to get stoned with my mates and watch his films, and they were great for what they were. But we still always found it hilarious the way he ran.
He still runs like a girl
@@parkjamesshaw3189 how dare you criticize Seagal. He is a judo black belt and defeated 4 street tough gang members here.
@@parkjamesshaw3189
In a fight, you're a scared little girl
Runs like a nine-year-old girl: all knees and elbows.
I'm sure the store clerk was really blown away by Steven Seagal's display of martial arts.
“Blown away” I see what you did there! 🤣
You only got half a mind
@@gerrob6222 I don't like your sarcasm. The actors and writers were top notch. I do not see you fighting 4 rough thugs at once.
@@chriswesterfield2042 Calm down, Karen.
While the combatants' discussion was going on, the poor storekeeper was bleeding to death.
Gotta give these early movies credit, they were just great
Seagal is the most unintentionally funny human on earth. He's an evergreen delight. The gift that keeps on giving.
He needs to be given center ring at SeaWorld., shamu got nothing on him
Haters
I love how he always prides himself by making the screenplay as realistic as possible- taking actual scenarios from him just visiting stores and his life travels
I'm sick of your sarcasm. Segal is a screen legend. This fight was real, and he was victorious over 4 of the toughest thugs in NYC.
I thought it was anchorage
@@chriswesterfield2042 And he's beaten Chuck Norris in a bare knuckle fight
@@AllThisOverASliceOfGabagool That actually was true!! *SUPRISINGLY!!*
Howeverrrrrrrrr, by bare knuckle fighting, I am referring to the SR Circle Jerk World Championship Tour he hosted alongside his tag team partner, Putin. This was the iconic match where Norris was too scared to pull his pants down next to the almighty Segal, so he used his *”Life-Line”* call to contact Bernie Mac to take over and step in for him. Legend has it that Mac actually came close and more than likely tied, but Putin wasn’t going to allow that kind of embarrassment and defeat w/ Dennis Rodman and Nicholas Cage in the crowd!! This was the day fans found out it was rigged by the Clintons and Colonel Sanders!!
@@portugal5698 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The clerk will never achieve his dream of starring in a porno. RIP.
😄
Quantum Crash a necro porn scene?
Well you could say he was in a gay porno of sorts . The gang leader blew his load on him .🤣
he kind of did, if you stretch the definition of the money shot? :oP
It was a gang bang
I love how the old guy jokes that he would never have something fancy like champagne, and then directs Seagal to the spot where he can find it
lol🤣
He's like Bruce Lee without the everything.
Seagal used to get busy
I don't know, back in the day i loved his movies.
@@stevem2323 Before you knew he was a narcissistic sociopath.
@@monbreau7306 Yep.
@@monbreau7306 before you knew he was a nar......basically, the first 5 minutes of his career, you mean? Interesting guy, in some ways, but clearly prone to thinking the universe revolves around himself
I love how Seagal just goes about his day at the end, like it's an everyday thing
I know a regular guy would have temporary shell shock and would be freaking out
They didnt even offer him trauma councelling. Those bad cops
Just a load of bolex
Storm won an oscar that night.
Just another day at the office.
Steven didn't like the clerks snide caviar comment so he let him die.
I don't blame him.. that smart ass had it coming! Lol
😭😂😂😂
Clearly.
hahahaha
Left of the heart, probably hit a Rib.
That's his fantasy of what every simple trip to any store could turn into. 😊💭
If you see Steven seagal in a store..Run! He ll get 2/3rds of the people in it killed.
People can say what they want but Seagal had the cleanest and meanest clotheslines i've scene.
He’s the goat … best fight scenes I don’t care what anyone says .. the brutality of his counter moves get me hard … people talk smack but he’s legit
More people watch this clip than the Oscars. XD
what's the Oscars? It was finished years ago. No one sane watches that rubbish anymore.
@@Gandalf606 The Oscars??? Just a bunch of Liberal whackjobs rewarding each other.
@@totallysmooth1203 The Oscars suck.
holy shit you're right
Because as stupid as it was, it is still more believable than the Oscars
I love how that hard-working, decent old man gets blown away, and Seagal is droppin' one-liners. 😆
How dare you criticize Steven!!! He needed a little comic relief during the stress.
@@chriswesterfield2042
I love how you'd cry like a scared little girl
Steven seagal is the type of person to wake up his family to tell them that he's going to sleep
Lol you won the internet tonight, I'm cracking up!
😂😂
he is the only guy i know who is building chimney and start from the top to bottom
Lol
@@matricule69 so that's the wrong way?
Back in the days when Segal was able to move without resting every minute.
Pussies don't get old, my friend.
And without requiring fifty edits per punch.
Back in the day when he did not need a stunt person to do his fighting for him.
Ha
Arnold wouldn't need the cops, he could make the arrest himself. The crooks get ambulance rides to the hospital before being booked.
He takes his time to dramatically toy with the bad guys -- while the store clerk might still be alive and bleeding out with no one to attend to him.
I was thinking the same thing.
doubt it; 12 gauge with buckshot will do a quick number on you.
@@MedOKC rock salt
Exactly !!! Victims of crimes to Steven are just red shirts in Star Trek , vehicles to make him look like a bad ass while he toys with the criminals .
You must be ‘fun’ to watch a movie with by overanalyzing it…
After this scene, Steven Segal ate everything in the store. It's in the Outtakes.
lmfao
Lol
That explains how he looks now.
Right before JCVD kicks his ass in the parking lot.
Hahaha
when i feel sad i come here.and watch Steven.what a great comedian.laughter is the best medecine.
Hard to kill. This was always my favorite Steven Seagal movie.
Great movie, my favorite as well. Also really like under siege 2
@@Joseph-be3tv I like under siege 1 cause of Tommy Lee Jones
It is tie between Under Siege and Hard to Kill for me. I remember Under Siege 2 and I remember it being good but only remember it had something to do with a train.
This one, Under Siege and Hard to Kill are my top three Seagal movies. "Oh, Vernon where are you Vernon?"
Wait until the Clerk dies, then make his moves. When the gun is pointing at him.
Look on the bright side, he got the champagne for free!
Gotta make it fair for the bad guy
I know, right? Incredibly stupid scene.
Well notice he's trying to get closer to the hair net guy at 1:25 , but he keeps alternating the shotgun between him and the clerk, he would have been the one shot first if he got too close.
Ah the 90s, when the average street gang consisted of young hispanic men with hair nets, asian karate guys, and middle aged white guys with beards.
They were so ahead of the game in terms of diversity targets.
Don't forget black dudes with switch blades, wearing some tight ass jean outfits and calling innocent people "jive turkey".
It was a CELEBRATION OF DIVERSITY! I felt especially empowered when Steven broke the guy's ankle, the cracking sound made me want to be a better person
Ah the millennial's, where CGI completely replaced 95% of actual stunts, and technology unfortunately gave every douche bag with some elitist opinion a grand platform to spew out all sorts of idiot comments and posts
I'm pretty sure this came out in the 80s, when I was in high school. Is it Nico - Above The Law (New Zealand theatrical title)
Seagal really punishes the antagonists in his movies, I love it
HOw would Segal's character do against the Jack Reacher Character on Netflix?
What he will do to your husband Jack Reacher’s ankle 3:22
..you mean the extras.
Maybe these guys have seen Ritchie !
Find out why he did Bobby Lupo
Wrong movie lol
shinmegamanzx quoting out for justice is always fun tho
That same dude who's ankle he broke was also one of Richie's goons
Now that's funny!
If Chuck Norris was there, the clerk would have lived.
Stop
If Clint Eastwood was there, he would have complained about the clerk not having champagne to sell, about the coffee with too much sugar in it, and then shoot all the guys but the one with the shotgun, asked the one with the shotgun to apologize to his mule, then shot him....and the clerk would have lived
If Chuck Norris was there he would have been just a brand of champagne.
Chuck Norris would not have to ask where the Champagne is, the champagne would just come to him.
as as yeah
Perhaps he could have used these skills before the clerk was murdered?
Dude... They shot him in the heart
rockerfrog25 I was there. I was one of the goons! They definitely shot him in the heart.
I was the champagne, I can confirm he was shot in the heart.
perhaps he thought they were robbers put not stone-cold murderers?
Steven seagull full length films
Get em man! That dude got me dying laughing 😂😂🤣
Love how in these "Seagull" movies each bad guy waits their turn to approach Steven during the brawl instead of all of them attacking at once. So polite of them to do that. LOL.
You see that in a lot of martial arts/action shows. As a kid, I loved the Green Hornet TV show, mainly watching it to see Bruce Lee go into action. Years later, when I re-watched the shows, I noticed the same thing. Despite the fact there was a room full of bad guys, they always came at Kato just one or two at a time. A martial arts instructor I know that - no matter how good you are - you can't overcome the advantage of weight of numbers.
It is rare in the movies showing bad guys attacking all at once.
it's the only way aikido works as a martial art.
its just like jumping rope just waiting for your turn
@@pmointernet actually, there is an aikido technique for multiple attackers but it doesn't look like this. more like running around. my instructor had us bumping into each other & he pushed one into another. it was kind of like no rules football. That guy had me flying across the room once. Aikido can work if your an absolute beast at it but i don't think many are, including myself. good ole karate blocks n punches is what I've actually used in self defense. thanks for listening. long reply, sorry.
When Steven Seagal wants to fight, he goes shopping.
In the meat department!
@Michael Semon he's missing Bobby Lupo😁
He must be a good fighter then
"I hate the Oscars" I feel ya, player...
Fuck those Hollywood pussy boys
Old dude was ahead of his time
😂😂😂
@@danielstellwag3081 daamn straight
Steven Seagal- "I just read the greatest script ever."
Other movie crew member- "Yeah, who wrote it?"
Steven Seagal- "I did"
I have always loved his movies
He looked pretty satisfied with himself after having let the store clerk die before he launched into his heroics.
@Obadiah 118 LOL!
@Obadiah 118 bahahahahaa
Well the clerk kind of caused his own demise... rule of thumb when someone has a shotgun pointed at you it is best to just shut the fuck up and not pull out a bat and try to be a tough guy...
TF? lol. That old geezer tried to charge at a young banger who had a double barrel pointing @ him.
This is a joke every living person knows how intimidating just the sound of a shotgun being cocked is. Not alone one just being pointed at you. This was so fake that it hurt to even watch.
Technically, he stole that bottle of Champagne..
Maybe he left cash at the counter.
Steven did'nt planned to pay from the beginning
He paid the thugs to rob the store so he didn't have to pay for the bottle..
What bout da money..?? 🤗
I know. I mean, who is the REAL criminal here, I ask you?
I swear Steven Seagal movie scene comments are comedy gold! I'm crying here from some of the stuff people are posting.
I just love his "Brooklyn" accent lol, the most egregious thing to hit cinema since Dr. Strangelove
Yh especially the richie one
Cant get enough!
I absolutely agree with you there. I think he’s a good guy altogether who has obviously DEFINITELY been taught that particular style of ending a potential “kill la kill” fighting technique that he has because he was a CIA opps agent and probably was in situations where a life and death situation called for stopping a fight cold On the other hand, From what I know about Van Damm is that he took another actors eye out when making “Cyborg”. It was testified in civil court that not only is he over zealous doing fight scenes. But the choreographers started that he was basically stubborn and refused to listen to any of their instructions. If this is actually true...the worst part of what happened way back when this occurred, he has been paying his defense attorney more money to stonewall the case in court than just paying the the poor guy what he damn well owned his to begin with!! Besides, I really like Steven Seagal’s first handful of movies. 👍🏻🎟
Right? hahahaha
I'm telling ya, it's the reason I type in Steven seagal. Just to come to the comment section. It doesn't matter what the video is about. The comments are the best. I keep coming back because I need to laugh and find out if anybody's seen Richie.
"What are you doing on the ground?" Gets me every time 🤣
I really don't care for your sarcasm and judgmental attitude. The little guy with the cardboard paper "knife" was trying to encourage his friend. All 4 of the thugs were experienced brawlers. I can't believe Segal was able to beat all of them.
Back when a movie ticket was 4 dollars.
Now its 12 😪
dede 19833 $9 if you're an old senior like me. Lol.
ikr...and even that was high back then
And gangs used double barrel shotguns.
A movie theater near me has a 5$ special on Tuesdays, before the pandemic at least
“Yeah, poor guy died . . . but hey, did you see how I broke that dude’s ankle?” (Hi-Five!)
A Twist Fracture.
Nice one,Steve!
He was really traumatised, he grabbed a chocolate bar too for his romantic dinner. What, it's like the owner will miss the profit.
Seagal was very lucky here. The frequency of attacks from the various crooks coincided perfectly with Steven being ready to tackle the next one.
Its a movie...
@@davidkirk2554 I thought this was a documentary????
Lol yeah just like in Bruce Lee films when they all wait there turn aswell to get kicked by Bruce 🤣😂🤣
pure luck. happens sometimes (in the movies)
"Anybody seen Richie?!"
Anybody know why Richie killed Bobby Lupo?
Anybody know why Richie killed Bobby Lupo?
Tell him im looking for him!!😂😂😂
When you don't want to pay the Champagne bottle, so you let the cashier die before to do your aikido show. 🧠
Why would the champagne bottle get paid?
John Smith yeah I know what a big DUMBO
He took out a baseball bat and he knows that they got guns.
lmao
@MUFC what does that have to do with anything?
i remember loving this movie way back when. it was this movie and 'split second' that my gran recorded for me from cable. i would watch both over and over.
How dare you insinuate that Seagal is old!!! He is still young, still thin and still capable of his judo moves.
Just a regular day when Steven goes to the store.
😂
Yeah, our lives are boring....
What movie is this
@@crazyviking24 Hard to Kill
@@thomaspaine4004 thanks
That's when Steven had that badasses look . Now 🤣
Vann Damm is a gay
I love how they don't even bother to frame out the stunt mats
it is a dojo which you can see on the signs
Ikr?
paulaitchison hahahahaha I didn’t even notice that
Haha his movies were all mob financed as a way to launder money, it's a shock any of them are actually decent
@@chinlaiyo9565 Yeah most of the earlier movies were paid for by the mafia
I love how Seagal acts as tough and as bad ass as he wants - because he wrote the script.
You'd do the same
@Aerojet01 That's not how that works.
"Of course I paid him for the champagne before he got shot officer".
" i actually paid him for 20 bottles, so i'll just take the rest now"
He probably pocketed the money the owner took out of the cash register too.
Good one. Cops are more worried about what the victim did wrong. I get it. Happens all the time.
3:24 One of the greatest, most underrated and hilarious hard cuts of any movie ever made. The wink and that ADR are glorious.
This whole movie has some of the best unintentional comedy of any action film I’ve ever seen.
Twist and shout man .
español
Just another good and yet simple lesson given by Mr. Steven Seagal. Thank you, Mr. Seagal.
What lesson? How not to act while pretending you are?
Chicanos pissed segal off
And that lesson is: live like a store owner die like a store owner😂
Friendly grocer gets shot at close range. Steven Segal still has times for snarky remarks and a laugh with his buddy cops afterwards.
Life must go on .
Looking for this comment
@MUFC Yeah it's boring though. 20 men fighting over a bag of air.
@MUFC Soccer is shite and boring. The players are wimps and stage being hurt. Literally no one in the U.S cares about a lame sissy sport like soccer. Plus if you even had a clue about the game you'd call it by its proper name ...football.
@@DemocracyManifest USA has both a womens and mens football team and you use the word 'literally'. Do you know what it means?
I heard Seagull’s next movie is titled “Enter The Buffet”
Lmao 🤣🤣🤣
Bravo 👏 bravo 👏 bravo
More like "Out of breath" or "The big feast".
Christ I just about shit 🤣🤣
I heard his next movie was titled: "How Jean Claud Van Damme bruised my vagina just by being an actual tough guy while I only talk tough."
Steven gets up an hour earlier, just to spend more time with himself.
Hey, don't knock it, I get up early even on the weekends so I can have a cup of coffee to myself before the wife and kids get up.
It puts the lotion in the basket.
The cashier dies and he happily takes his free bottle of champagne to his party. Psychopath!
Lol.
Just like real life!
Well, to be fair he may have just been tryin to drink away the stabbing pain of seeing a good friend and a good cashier die. Maybe he had been getting it for a classy date with a lady friend. Or did he say otherwise, I didn't have audio. Either way, it seems like fair payment for getting vengeance on the guys killers. That keg twist he did to the last guy alone was at least worth a whatchamacallit bar.
1:00 YOU DONT WANT TO CALL 911 lol!
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I’m not gonna lie, Steven Seagals movies are more entertaining and compelling than almost any modern movie. These movies have some kind of MAGIC about them.
Are you extracting the bodily waste fluid out of everyone ???.
Totally agree I can sit down and watch a Steven Seagal movie start to finish any time
@@Joseph-be3tv To sit and be able to watch a Seagal movie from start to finish means that you need treatment for your mental illness or your poor taste in movies.
@@Billyg215 Lol but your online watching old scenes from a Steven Seagal movie, you may need some help too
@@Joseph-be3tv Your right Joe i never thought about that. I must be starting to go brain dead like Seagal i wonder if there is a cure for Seagalitis.
Steven has been going to that same store for 37 years and still can't remember where the champagne is.
They keep moving it......shop-floor psychology or something like that!!!!!
Hes not even 37 years old.
And still can't find Richie lol
Steven has also been eating CheeseBalls and slamming colas for 37 years too. He forgot where the gym is.
@@andypetrovich2155 hahaha
😂😂😂 it’s hilarious. But Steven made amazing movies back then. I watched all this as a kid.
This is the scene Steven imagines in his head every night when he goes to the liquor store.
Then cries coz he can’t move like he used to in this scene
He ate everything in the store after this scene
you got liquor stores open at night?
And he has already done it while you stuff your face with Doritos on the sofa
LOL!
Steven Segal is the only guy I know who could beat the hell out of 10 guys and move slower than all of em!😀
kinda funny how he had no problem shooting the shop clerk but can't make up his mind when steven stands right in front of his shotgun.
Would not be fun if the hero dies like the store clerk I guess.
@@Favorline when you write the screenplay you can make it any way you want
roger5173 Sure. or you could just write your opinion on the movie without guys like you coming here trying to get a stupid discussion going.
You do know that your comment can be used on nearly everything.
So people should just stay
quiet.
So people talking politics about the president should just become president and make the changes they want and shut up until the time they are president?
Example of how stupid your comment is.
More eggs
@@Favorline so stupid, he's right
Robert LaSardo has played the same character for 30 years.
I new him......he is one tough guy in real life. He sat in the same coffee shop every day reading scripts.
Steven seagals PUNCHES and ONE LINERS both hits hard 😮😮😅😅😅
Why did the owner make a sarcastic joke about having champagne as if it was something that he didn't stock, when he actually had it?
yeah, doesn't make sense.. but it's Steven Segal... so then it makes sense.
Breaking balls with him, probably they knew each other.
cos he's a Wiseguy
Stupid script, that's why.
the writer once ate "Caviaaar" and liked it, then decided to throw it in the script
Seagal's particular brand of Martial Arts is called, "Ai Kant Akt . . .
He wasn’t wrong about the oscars though
I once saw Steven Seagal single-handedly take on 12 Boston Creme donuts.
He killed all of them in about a minute, and washed 'em down with a Yoo Hoo.
It was incredible.
Seagal has made so many comedies he doesn’t even know it.
Guess those hoods hadn't seen Richie either? 🍾
Before he was a joke, he actually starred in some good action films and was a promising future movie star.
@mr Han Man Not only fat, but his ego became the size of a celestial body.
@@BWMagus this is sadly true
@@hansbambach4854 😔😔😔
This isn't a balding, boozed up Steven incognito making this comment is it? Lol
Lol.
Seagal never waste his time saving other people's lives........he saves all his energy for dropping dope one-liners before dispensing ass kickings.
Each time Steven was doing a fight scene, he had to eat these box of cookies they are using for the sound effects
what?
Bet you wouldn't say that to his face.
@@logan197777 It's a good assumption. I would have to be in front of him. I don't think I would be scared of him, but I think I will feel the respect one has towards another person. So, yes, I don't think I would say this to his face, which is, in general, the base of any humor...
@@logan197777 . . . i'd tell him his fat ass needs to do a bunch of push aways . . . push away from the buffet fatso .
True story.. That's how he got as fat as he is now
Love him or hate him there's no denying Seagal made some entertaining movies.
LIKEWISE!
I read where Seagal DOES NOT TAKE IT EASY on stuntman in his films; he actually hits them...ouch !!
Yes, when he was fit and used martial arts skills. Then he got really heavy and it was all car chases, guns, etc....too bad.
Love him or hate him, there’s no denying he but Putin in a head lock and made him crap his pants.
He sure did ....top guy all round....
"Who needs the goddamn movies anyway?"
~Man in a movie
Wow, you caught that, eh? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
How dare you criticize this film. I do not like your sarcasm. Yes, it is a little far-fetched that the cop at the end had psychic powers. But it is just a small blooper. This is an Academy Award level film. The gang put up a good fight and Steven did a great job overpowering their weapons.
"Here. Take my life savings. Here's sixteen dollars. All four of youse, go see a movie."
I had a dream being a young boy , one day to come to America and run my own market , but after this movie I decided to stay in Kabul for good
Thank you.
You can just feel the passion. Seagal is an amazing actor!
I feel your sarcasm.
He IS better at acting than the average cigar store Indian (wooden statue).
When someone is pointing a shotgun at you, best not to limply wave a baseball bat towards them from out of range...lol.
"Take me out to the ball" -- WHAM!!!
Ah, the old adage "don't bring a baseball bat to a shotgun fight".
your post is funny as hell
Everyone loves to criticize Seagal but the fact is that in the early 90s his action movies were awesome. They were on par with Chuck Norris and Clint Eastwood. No one can ever take that away from him.
Thing is no one tries to take anything away from him. He willingly stomps all over his legacy himself. I like Segal the actor. His hits and takedowns look painful and he does a great job. But he is very abrasive in reality and no one seems to care for him.
@@JOHNizSiK I agree. He is egotism is the problem. It's borne of insecurity. He would have done well to make no public pronouncements, stay in shape, and stick to making movies. When actors speak their minds, it often tends to go wrong. It used to be an ethic among them to keep their opinions to themselves. Not anymore.
Really ? No one ??@@JOHNizSiK
I can't believe Seagal didn't get an Oscar for that..?
what is the name of the movie ?
Hard To Kill (1990)
LMAO
How is it that Segal gets so much acclaim for his MA acumen and he's always bigger than the guys he takes on?
And that was when he was in his prime now he's twice as big and they have to hire real martial artists to look good attacking him.
That was funny.
sucks doesn't it.
Love how the officer is like “ Guess you won the Oscars tonight Storm”. Yh it’s not like anyone died tonight. 🤣
From the days that Seagal was still fun to watch.
saigokun
True. His first 2 or 3 films were actually entertaining back then.
@@Fakename70 In those days he had directors who could reign him in or control him. Later that was lost.
Spoiler Alert: Segal was never fun to watch.
@@saigokun What do you mean? So during his good movies, he was more cooperative and then later got selfish and his movies started sucking? Is that what happened?
@@fairphil2890 , Nah, the under siege films were fun.
the amount of cool actors in this scene is amazing
When you flip someone over and they stay down for 20 minutes
Yeah, I was wondering what happened to the dude with the shotgun.
Academy award winner for best foot dislocation: "Steven Seagal"!
chiropractor: what on earth happened to yous?
ethnically diverse gang: we ran into Steven Seagal
He got that champagne free of charge
and good champagne is usually at least 20 bucks
hollywood movies always have inter-racial gangs :D
All this time I never realized that about the champagne.
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Back in the day, there was no political correctness and the movies reflected reality
What a git.
I love how the bad guys all form a neat line to fight Steven one at a time
At least they have honor
It's just common courtesy.
Isn't that how it is done in all fights where a group is against one man?
It's the law.
Bro code
I love how he didn't forget the Champagne and Stuffed animal
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Saves no one but made to look like a hero. Great writing.
My late dad put me on this movie when I was 6. I’m 37. I miss you GAP 😭😭😭
Sorry for your loss. My dad would watch all the Van Damme & Steven Segal movies with me too at that age. I’m 36 now. My dad would even hook up 2 VCRs & double tape from the Movie Gallery copy. VHS & VCR. Good times man lol good times.
@@charleswhiting2498 I appreciate it sir. Yeah we watched all the Van Damme movies as well. But my favorite action star my dad ever put me on was the legendary Bruce Lee!
Steven Seagal has been visiting convenience stores for like 37 years
The bit about “I hate the Oscars” was a subtle jab at the Academy for constantly snubbing our boy Steven! He deserves more accolades.
Though, wasn't this early in his career?
Didn't he get a few raspberries?
Just as soon as they add a "Best Worst Actor", he'll get his...
This is still one of my favorite movies
Store owner dies
Steven Segal: "you was like a father to me"