Salty RAGER Gets Punished by Blizzard And Harstem | Cheesiest Man Alive

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  • @HippopotamusPencil
    @HippopotamusPencil ปีที่แล้ว +339

    Harstem is clearly not subhuman, not with those superhuman supply blocks.

    • @psychaoticproductions3994
      @psychaoticproductions3994 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      He's just gaslighting opponents that he can't count, right before Intel Extreme Masters.
      Huge play

    • @roberts.wilson1848
      @roberts.wilson1848 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@psychaoticproductions3994 that's an iq200 sub human strat
      LOL

    • @plantex625
      @plantex625 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Is he smarter than the average human? No. But compared to the average Protoss hes a genius

    • @johnsontommyg
      @johnsontommyg ปีที่แล้ว

      Metahuman

    • @JohnKuhn-j6k
      @JohnKuhn-j6k ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@plantex625wtf man lol

  • @lodthefraud4993
    @lodthefraud4993 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Props to Shameless, not only for taking those losses like a champ, but also playing some incredibly engaging SC2. Those last two games had me on the edge of my seat

  • @Markfr0mCanada
    @Markfr0mCanada ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Harstem: Dumps the plan completely and saves himself with insane micro, "I think my plan is going very well!"

  • @eclipseeffigy
    @eclipseeffigy ปีที่แล้ว +86

    "I think 'subhuman go die' doesn't quite qualify as a gg" 😂 humor dry as a fine aged cheese hahah

  • @lelouchvibritannia7809
    @lelouchvibritannia7809 ปีที่แล้ว +129

    Harstem’s humor never fails to miss
    Edit: Lmfao, I meant hit, but I suppose I will leave this typo in here because this is too funny

    • @Tuxalonso
      @Tuxalonso ปีที่แล้ว +14

      so it always misses? am I missing something?

    • @kokokoku4281
      @kokokoku4281 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bruh

    • @lelouchvibritannia7809
      @lelouchvibritannia7809 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Tuxalonso i meant hit! Yikes!
      It looks like 10 people misread that just like I mistyped it XD

    • @thomasgrams9715
      @thomasgrams9715 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I think this has good meme potential

    • @chrisR-B
      @chrisR-B ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Clearly not a typo. But a backhanded “joke”. Hit correcting to miss is such an astronomical chance it’s not even funny

  • @jd_ska
    @jd_ska ปีที่แล้ว +92

    Blizzard doesn't punish, they have less than 1 guy working StarCraft 2 community support.

    • @NeonTheGreat
      @NeonTheGreat ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Less than 1 guy, so does it makes him subhuman xD ?

    • @mariuszdziem8203
      @mariuszdziem8203 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      This guy patches Starcraft, so probably 0.5 human to give bans to all players while idling in Blizzard programming spaces, cubicles ;)

    • @Fimbu1vetr
      @Fimbu1vetr ปีที่แล้ว

      But Harstem can get people banned cuz he has a connection at Blizz. So barcode person is prolly going byebye

    • @whateverppl1229
      @whateverppl1229 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      if you have bots to report someone, you can get the automated system to ban him. (well mute him) uh... so I've been told

    • @owenthailand
      @owenthailand ปีที่แล้ว +2

      One guy that works on both SC2 and WC3, while occasionally update brood war maps.

  • @markluijten4291
    @markluijten4291 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    i think it would be called 'superhuman', considering speeds are called subsonic and supersonic for example.

    • @Wwillswords
      @Wwillswords ปีที่แล้ว

      In marvel comics they call mutants superior humans...

    • @abudgie6909
      @abudgie6909 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Übermensch

    • @theashenfox
      @theashenfox ปีที่แล้ว

      less than one person? A subhuman then? lol

    • @Wwillswords
      @Wwillswords ปีที่แล้ว

      @@theashenfox or a dwarf....

  • @pamsp
    @pamsp ปีที่แล้ว +32

    I love that he is that angry after Harstem uses THE SAME BUILD HE USED BEFORE, but executes better...

  • @RubyOlivia90
    @RubyOlivia90 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I absolutely lost it when you started singing "fly it in fly it out that's what starcraft is all about"

  • @Atlan
    @Atlan 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I don't play sc2 but I love the commentary and tone of your videos (good editing too) im just glad I'm not trying to be an sc2 content creator because even if I somehow miraculously became a top tier player, I would not in a million years be this funny and entertaining to watch, thanks for doing this!

  • @RyanFarnes
    @RyanFarnes ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Harstem is so infectiously positive.

    • @JohnKuhn-j6k
      @JohnKuhn-j6k ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Until you mention oats lol

  • @zimti7390
    @zimti7390 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    If Harstem joins the Marines would that make him a Submarine? 🤔

  • @BentusiProgenitors
    @BentusiProgenitors ปีที่แล้ว +10

    He saw what purification nova was about to do to him and wasn't having it.

  • @minityper
    @minityper ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Lying in the sun at the pool at the parador in Malaga watching the ocean and listening to Harstem like a pro subhuman 😎, life is great.

  • @s4bc
    @s4bc ปีที่แล้ว +3

    You'd think this is scripted but Harstem is actually just a genius when it comes to comedy, I love this guy lol.

  • @Alexiuso
    @Alexiuso ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Subhuman could be a referance for him being below most humans. The Netherland is not famous for it's mountains.

  • @АдилетСатаев-ч4л
    @АдилетСатаев-ч4л ปีที่แล้ว +57

    Levels above human:
    - data scientist
    - doctor
    - Serral

    • @adrianong360
      @adrianong360 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Beyond human

    • @boorockt
      @boorockt ปีที่แล้ว

      Hello there fellow data scientist. Let's celebrate our superiority of macro here. 😎

  • @michailvartholomaios9587
    @michailvartholomaios9587 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The "subhuman harstem" song felt suprisingly good :P

  • @TheCostume
    @TheCostume 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    >Attempt to insult the Captain.
    >Proceeds to riff it for the rest of the day.

  • @Alloran
    @Alloran ปีที่แล้ว +4

    congratulations on the 200ggs Captain. The harvester of sorrow continues his work. Also, I wish to cultivate a stable mindset which can absorb the kind of attempts at inflicted emotional damage that Harstem manages. The man has a +10 modifier to will saves.

  • @dustyodyssey
    @dustyodyssey ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Man that last game was organized chaos, perfect for the 200th gg

  • @Gammawatt
    @Gammawatt ปีที่แล้ว

    Wonderful video! Thanks for sharing your content Harsty!❤

  • @lolomat6854
    @lolomat6854 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The opposite of course is Nietzsche's Übermensch. If I interpret his texts correctly the cheesiest man alive would qualify.

  • @hipser
    @hipser ปีที่แล้ว

    doesn't QUITE qualify. I love your tone. never stop.

  • @Hurtone
    @Hurtone ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Harstem getting dangerously close to discussing Ubermensch

  • @daryladhityahenry
    @daryladhityahenry ปีที่แล้ว

    IDEA: Fake Canon Rush! The attempt to canon rushing will always fail, but the main goal is making the enemy lost so much time handling the fake canon rush while you still macro ing. So you relentlessly try to make canon, then cancel it. Till one point when they lost so badly on income and just destroy them.
    IDEA2: Massive Sentry DROP! The goal is to stop mining using force field. Close the path of mining, and they will having a hard time earn money :D:D:D.
    Hope you read it and can make it come true, I don't know if it can work or not, but if anyone can do it, it's you captain :D:D.

  • @NeonTheGreat
    @NeonTheGreat ปีที่แล้ว +12

    So if your opponent lost to a subhuman, what does it make him xd ?

    • @Alex-xk9yd
      @Alex-xk9yd ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Subsubhuman

    • @rexekim3397
      @rexekim3397 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hyper-super-subhuman

  • @christophergaus5886
    @christophergaus5886 ปีที่แล้ว

    cheers to 200 and thanks for a great year, you prohuman.

  • @almondbungames584
    @almondbungames584 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I'm sure he meant: Submarine, go dive.

  • @MrMeoow91
    @MrMeoow91 ปีที่แล้ว

    “go die!” is straight from typical Anime’s phrases 😂

  • @Ramón_b23
    @Ramón_b23 ปีที่แล้ว

    Captain, if I may: great singing, once again.
    On another note: maybe adding hallucinated warp prism into those cheeses? Would be great

  • @CaramelCapptn
    @CaramelCapptn ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Thanks for the vid Harstem!

  • @jacekmichalewski4059
    @jacekmichalewski4059 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    On the contrary u probably fiil the description of Nietzsches Ubermensch (overman?) quite misunderstood by one of his big fans with funny mustache!

  • @Saberwulfy
    @Saberwulfy ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You know it's a rat mentality when it start verbal struggling over a cheese.

  • @f00dify
    @f00dify ปีที่แล้ว

    the being greater than a human would be a greaterhuman and when you put a subhuman and a greaterhuman together you get one human.

  • @CheekyPandaGaming
    @CheekyPandaGaming ปีที่แล้ว +2

    lol this guy is a natural born troll. Don't ever change harstem :)

  • @ArcadiaCv
    @ArcadiaCv ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Anyone that lives in a penthouse is above regular humans. Living below the first floor makes you a subhuman, i.e. in mom's basement.

  • @douglasedwards4474
    @douglasedwards4474 ปีที่แล้ว

    Dogs, that is the level above human.

  • @Therunner77452
    @Therunner77452 ปีที่แล้ว

    The level above can be none other than nietzsche’s ubermensch (loosely translated to overhuman)

  • @dragon3010lol
    @dragon3010lol ปีที่แล้ว

    the creature above a human is a demigod.

  • @Astaesteceeacesp
    @Astaesteceeacesp ปีที่แล้ว

    Opposite of 'sub' prefix is 'super', ie superhuman. Also, could be used on youtube for Superscribe! Or in sub culture, calling out to your super lol

  • @michalmichalski4152
    @michalmichalski4152 ปีที่แล้ว

    Opposite of "subhuman" is the over-human, overman, Übermensch.

  • @miza6
    @miza6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Ocean born hotel and casino. Harstem Speaking

  • @Flatscores
    @Flatscores ปีที่แล้ว

    Above is “super”, so superhuman.

  • @alltat
    @alltat ปีที่แล้ว

    I believe "above human head" is called a hat.

  • @XanderCrews4Prez
    @XanderCrews4Prez ปีที่แล้ว

    mmmm. I love the idea of Harstem meting out justice on the ladder

  • @tree_eats
    @tree_eats ปีที่แล้ว +6

    6 minutes in and I can't stop laughing.

  • @whateverppl1229
    @whateverppl1229 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    10:17 I love the idea of harstem making a new account called "subhumanharstem" or "subhumanharsty" etc, and then he finds / makes build with the intent to not only win but make the opponent angry.

  • @gamingnarrativesandstories1700
    @gamingnarrativesandstories1700 ปีที่แล้ว

    the opposite of sub is super, so the opposite of a sub human is Harstem, aka Superman

  • @TwinSimian
    @TwinSimian 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    "As an atheist" Thank you for being a stellar example of a decent human being 😊

  • @Markfr0mCanada
    @Markfr0mCanada ปีที่แล้ว

    I'm pretty sure the other direction from subhuman would be superhuman.

  • @twofish777
    @twofish777 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Congrats on 200ggs from one subhuman to another.

  • @rum028
    @rum028 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That's easy - the level above Human is Superhuman. You might know one named Superman :)

    • @tree_eats
      @tree_eats ปีที่แล้ว

      Subman just doesn't have the same feeling.

    • @sakesaurus
      @sakesaurus ปีที่แล้ว +2

      übermensch

  • @chir0pter
    @chir0pter ปีที่แล้ว

    6:25 Bobby Kotick just got fired...maybe this barcode has more pull than you think Hamstern

  • @JohnKuhn-j6k
    @JohnKuhn-j6k ปีที่แล้ว

    My favorite starcraft player. Harstem is the goat imo

  • @davidmuller1554
    @davidmuller1554 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    well done, that's how I wish I could handle toxicity

  • @isaacfrank6029
    @isaacfrank6029 ปีที่แล้ว

    The opposite of the prefix "Sub" is the prefix "Super"

  • @AHersheyHere
    @AHersheyHere ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Imagine getting defeated by an X-man.

  • @andrebrodbeck3883
    @andrebrodbeck3883 ปีที่แล้ว

    There are still 2 gg's missing on the counter, from the last episode.

  • @Karmolicious
    @Karmolicious ปีที่แล้ว +4

    6:28ish. This video probably wasn't recorded on todays date (29th dec) but Bobby Kotick is actually officially stepping down today. So I think the barcode will remain unmolested for now.

    • @mr.mystery9338
      @mr.mystery9338 ปีที่แล้ว

      Who is bobby?

    • @alfonshasel1995
      @alfonshasel1995 ปีที่แล้ว

      So hopefully blizz will start making decent games again in the next couple of years

    • @snowdrop9810
      @snowdrop9810 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@@mr.mystery9338 the female employee diddler CEO of activision blizzard.

    • @danielbeshers1689
      @danielbeshers1689 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Plot twist: it was Bobby

    • @aloe7794
      @aloe7794 ปีที่แล้ว

      Not like he'd do anything in particular about it but whatever

  • @sirgamermore8518
    @sirgamermore8518 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Harstem, I think it’s time to add a BM counter to you gg no gg counter

  • @FinetalPies
    @FinetalPies ปีที่แล้ว

    "poof goes the freaking dynamite"

  • @KumarBendrake
    @KumarBendrake ปีที่แล้ว

    We don't talk about the Übermensch.

  • @epakai
    @epakai ปีที่แล้ว

    The next level is demigod.

  • @recklessluck87
    @recklessluck87 ปีที่แล้ว

    Human paragon would be above human.

  • @celzolsen8988
    @celzolsen8988 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The level above human: Übermensch

  • @matth1005
    @matth1005 ปีที่แล้ว

    I believe the correct term is "underhuman"

  • @IceCreamAustin
    @IceCreamAustin ปีที่แล้ว

    So....what is worse? Being subhuman or being born on a farm? I need answers [15:27]

  • @Tsnafu
    @Tsnafu ปีที่แล้ว

    Sub is below, super is above, so it'd be superhuman

  • @KenjiVdusc
    @KenjiVdusc ปีที่แล้ว

    7:35 - subhuman --> -human --> domhuman, isnt it?

  • @Knowbody42
    @Knowbody42 ปีที่แล้ว

    Bobby Kotick is no longer in charge of Blizzard.

  • @GwnMartijnXD
    @GwnMartijnXD ปีที่แล้ว

    Since the Netherlands has an average elevation is 30m above see level, which is the 7th lowest average elevation in the world, country wise, with the other countries being five island nations and Qatar, Harstem is absolutely below 99% of the world's population most of the time and therefore, subhuman.

  • @jermstergaming8780
    @jermstergaming8780 ปีที่แล้ว

    Simple thought process.
    Same opponent
    Same map
    Same strategy
    Same location
    Should=Same Outcome!

  • @oliround
    @oliround ปีที่แล้ว

    The person who called you that is a good example of a beta male.
    A beta male is someone whos emotions get in the way of their intentions, goals or genuine human expression.

  • @EttoreX
    @EttoreX ปีที่แล้ว

    The cheeses possibilties are endless with the three races, that’s crazy. Anyway next vid with reynor?

  • @egilsjolander779
    @egilsjolander779 ปีที่แล้ว

    level above is a Übermensch

  • @martinsramek8643
    @martinsramek8643 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    its insane that its already at over 300 wins, I remember when it was under 100 :D

  • @OrderPrerogative
    @OrderPrerogative 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Cant shoot if you are dead.
    Genius.

  • @disconsolator
    @disconsolator ปีที่แล้ว +1

    To be fair, playing a cheeser with 6600 MMR skill must be very frustrating for a 5700 MMR player

    • @SteamPaladin
      @SteamPaladin ปีที่แล้ว

      cheese is easily defeatable by scouting, counterplaying, and game knowledge. in a word: git gud scrub

  • @truthless4720
    @truthless4720 ปีที่แล้ว

    Superhuman would be the correct term.

  • @discursion
    @discursion ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Calling someone subhuman when losing is like declaring yourself subsubhuman.

  • @andyvisser
    @andyvisser ปีที่แล้ว

    @Harstem, when was GG #1?

  • @monkeybusiness673
    @monkeybusiness673 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Subhuman", huh?! Well, given that you never fail to greet us "other creatures of the sea", I think I'm okay with that. As a merman myself I tend to live below the humans in terms of altitude anyway 😀

  • @tehguitarque
    @tehguitarque ปีที่แล้ว

    new gg pattern: superhuman go live!

  • @stevenothingspecial
    @stevenothingspecial ปีที่แล้ว

    Super human of course

  • @LinkageAX
    @LinkageAX ปีที่แล้ว

    I like we can basically use the GG counter to extrapolate what percentage of the SC2 community are salty beaches. ~33%

  • @jingxuanwang8674
    @jingxuanwang8674 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Harstem: Says he's atheist.
    Also Harstem, half a second later: uses Bible phrase.

  • @Weirdo-e5j
    @Weirdo-e5j ปีที่แล้ว

    above human=superhuman

  • @alfonshasel1995
    @alfonshasel1995 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    6:22 subhuman may even be a nazi slur if barcode is german speaking, as it roughly translates to untermensch, a deragatory term for jews during the nazi regime

    • @wernerviehhauser94
      @wernerviehhauser94 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes, but not limited to that. The term in its usual meaning was first "officially" coined by Lothrop Stoddard in the US in 1922, but the use dates back to the times of Theodor Fontane, where it was used as the (pretty straight forward) inverse to "Übermensch" (superhuman), and its use has not been limited to racist contexts. We just very prominently remember its use in Nazi propaganda.

    • @assault410
      @assault410 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      alright buddy, its definitely a terrible insult but lets not get carried away

    • @martinsz441
      @martinsz441 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@assault410 in german its really heavily associated with nazi slang, its true..

    • @assault410
      @assault410 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@martinsz441maybe, but im not gonna presume to know someones political ideology off of 1 insult in a 13 year old video game

    • @dustyodyssey
      @dustyodyssey ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@assault410 which is why he said "may even be" a slur instead of "it is" a slur

  • @simonkonicek1300
    @simonkonicek1300 ปีที่แล้ว

    Dogs of course...

  • @gabrielswanson6145
    @gabrielswanson6145 ปีที่แล้ว

    Game 1 - Humbly hilarious
    Game 2 - Quoting Jesus Christ, Lord and Saviour...
    Harstem is best Kevin. Put Rotti08 #liquidret and Harstem in a room. Ask for Kevin, everyone knows you want Harstem.
    Imagine telling people you're looking for a Kevin, a Dutch Protoss, and you're thinking it's you. You're so proud they're not asking for Simon... you're about to standup... then they don't mention NASL but instand it's about 2017 and the year of HARSTEM !!~ TaKe and Kaelaris go CRAZY !!~
    You're Rotti08... you smile through the pain... you go play poker and X4 more in a day that your sc2 earnings. You question life.
    To be continued...
    Dictated not read

  • @XaviXDJoR
    @XaviXDJoR ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Petition to count no GG + flaming as two no ggs. They are so rare that they deserved to be count as 2

  • @Gizzardx0
    @Gizzardx0 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Gouda video.

    • @alfonshasel1995
      @alfonshasel1995 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ouch! Afaik gouda is barely considered cheese in the netherlands.

    • @eclipseeffigy
      @eclipseeffigy ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@alfonshasel1995it's considered good cheese, but we have such great access to good cheese everywhere in the country that it doesn't stand out imho

  • @tomarintomarin9520
    @tomarintomarin9520 ปีที่แล้ว

    Did the guy actually got punished

  •  ปีที่แล้ว

    pooof goes the dynamite

  • @roberts.wilson1848
    @roberts.wilson1848 ปีที่แล้ว

    So...if harstem using his strategy successfully is a subhuman, what makes him, the one being so incompetent of using that strategy to win.
    Does that make that other guy a sub sub human?! lol

  • @attractivegd9531
    @attractivegd9531 ปีที่แล้ว

    You are a beautiful human.

  • @stevesmith7839
    @stevesmith7839 ปีที่แล้ว

    Above human = uberman, overman,

  • @enriquegarciacota3914
    @enriquegarciacota3914 ปีที่แล้ว

    Are we human, or are we dancers?

  • @stevesmith7839
    @stevesmith7839 ปีที่แล้ว

    No GG = "You, sir or ma'am, are no gentleman." I haven't played in 2 years, but when I was playing in bronze and silver, smurfs did NOT get a GG. As one who prides themself as on the path to be the "cheesiest man alive" you will have a hard time convincing people of your status as a gentleman.