14:00. Objection! Spoon is the minmaxed tool to eat. Stats are perfectly balanced , you can easily scoop up 99% of foods with it apart from spaghetti-ish meals, wih enought force you can cut ,poke or crush stuff with it. I rest my case.
Much worse at fork activities. No stabbing ability. Salad? Green beans and other oblong vegetables? On the other hand, fork can do everything but liquids, which you can just sip from the edge of the bowl. I prefer a fork to a spoon for ramen.
@@buck_X faulty argumentation, you can stab anything with a spoon, if you can't it just means you are not putting enought effort in it. Also a bowl is just a big spoon.
Hey harstem I watched your game vs scarlett and I have to say that was one of the most inspiring yet upsetting things I've watched... I just can't figure out how to break that style and my I my did you pull it off GG WP
harstem, you and uthermal got me back into starcraft. 3rd match I beat a gold player with a good ole skill ray push. (ex plat/diamond player, here 10 years ago.)
In a single-utensil challenge, I suggest that the spoon is superior to the fork; forks fail completely with thin liquids, spoons aren't great at some things but generally succeed given some perseverance.
@harstem I am a big Uthermal fan and like messing with penguin brothers. But once the roaches come out I think you really need maurauders to kite and also have the ability to stand and fight. Vikings and hellbats just don't cut it once the game goes macro and are solidly in the mid game.
13:55, the spoon is definitely better than the fork. You can scoop with the spoon while also being scoop so stuff like corn and beans are no big deal. Pasta? No worries the spoon works just as well as a fork for that too. You also aren't restricted by its shape like how the fork is with soup and yogurt. Plus if it comes to eating something you need to stab due to it being to large to scoop, you can use the back end of the spoon for that. Truely the most versatile utensil(not including spork)
@@Harstem Fork my be more plesent in very niche circumstances, but will never be nearly as versatile. You clearly have not mastered the spoon yet to understand just how much dextarity and raw mechanical skill you need to wield a spoon. Penne can be scooped simply by someone by the likes of me.
Fork Master is neither about mastery nor the eating utensil. Master refers to the master branch in a coding repository, and forking the master is to make a copy of it and all the child branches. It's programming thing.
I think I requested landed viking cheeses a long time ago, but I'm always ahead of my time. I think there was an iodis where someone went ham with this that inspired the cheese video.
Absolutely loved this, first game i think you persisted a bit much on the helios and viking maybe shoud've went for more advanced mech? idk you're 100 times better than me it's just how i felt it. GG
One of the best non-professional Harstem videos👍 ( taking commentary in consideration too_ Can`t say if he`s under influence, but is clearly activated and funny AF and I cant stop watching this at almost 2 AM
"Now, the good thing about having many libs in your army, is that if your opponent isn't Ben Shapiro, he might be in trouble". 10/10 line, even better than "What I must do is simple, but that doesn't mean it is easy".
i feel like in the second game he was so distracted by thinking about forks that he forgot he was doing cheesiest man alive
And for both the "teeth are mini knives, but we don't have anything like forks" simile and macro, he kinda forgot about hands. ;)
The first five minutes of game 2 might be one of the greatest Harstem yapping streaks of all time. Never stop yapping, Captain.
I haven't watched much Harstem in a while. Come back and he spends almost 5 minutes rambling about forks. Good to see nothing's changed!
"2024 Rizz" is so 2023 Harstem, you're losing your touch
Can you lose something you never had?
14:00. Objection! Spoon is the minmaxed tool to eat. Stats are perfectly balanced , you can easily scoop up 99% of foods with it apart from spaghetti-ish meals, wih enought force you can cut ,poke or crush stuff with it. I rest my case.
Much worse at fork activities. No stabbing ability. Salad? Green beans and other oblong vegetables? On the other hand, fork can do everything but liquids, which you can just sip from the edge of the bowl. I prefer a fork to a spoon for ramen.
@@buck_X faulty argumentation, you can stab anything with a spoon, if you can't it just means you are not putting enought effort in it. Also a bowl is just a big spoon.
@@davidetosi2391 Objection, SPORK!!
uh... guys? Carving knife can do a lot of these things and be a generally useful tool when outside. Kitchen appliances are totally non-essential no?
@@sakesaurus1706 you mean carving spoon?
You are a fun guy to watch on TH-cam and from the bushes with binoculars.
Can we get a Harstem vs. Uthermal Cheese-off Showmatch in 2024? Please?
+1 for Beach Boys reference, we can always count on the Captain for some Fun, Fun, Fun.
Hey harstem I watched your game vs scarlett and I have to say that was one of the most inspiring yet upsetting things I've watched... I just can't figure out how to break that style and my I my did you pull it off GG WP
harstem, you and uthermal got me back into starcraft. 3rd match I beat a gold player with a good ole skill ray push. (ex plat/diamond player, here 10 years ago.)
As just a humble creature of the sea, it was fascinating to hear about the lore of the fork.
In a single-utensil challenge, I suggest that the spoon is superior to the fork; forks fail completely with thin liquids, spoons aren't great at some things but generally succeed given some perseverance.
"brown bean jelly" is pronounced "Mook" and it's made from acorns
"Practice is for moron"
- Kavin "Harstem" Koning 2024
Its funny how I was at today morning thinking about fork being awesome cutlery and now Harstem talking about
14:00 forks can also be evolved into a better version called the "spork" it has both the benefits of the spoon and fork, viable for every meal
Happy new year people!
Practice is basically cheating. winning is a social construct.
Yes, Harstem, that's how even I can compete successfully.
The fork rant was S tier
Ate ice cream with a fork the other day
@harstem I am a big Uthermal fan and like messing with penguin brothers. But once the roaches come out I think you really need maurauders to kite and also have the ability to stand and fight. Vikings and hellbats just don't cut it once the game goes macro and are solidly in the mid game.
hi
this is such a coincidence you uploaded at the same time i made my meal, now i will watch
13:55, the spoon is definitely better than the fork. You can scoop with the spoon while also being scoop so stuff like corn and beans are no big deal. Pasta? No worries the spoon works just as well as a fork for that too. You also aren't restricted by its shape like how the fork is with soup and yogurt. Plus if it comes to eating something you need to stab due to it being to large to scoop, you can use the back end of the spoon for that. Truely the most versatile utensil(not including spork)
Enjoy eating spaghetti with just a spoon. Even something like penne is much more pleasant with a fork. Fork is #1 accept it you spooning prick
Are you suggesting stabbing things with the handle? I'm concerned
@@Harstem Fork my be more plesent in very niche circumstances, but will never be nearly as versatile. You clearly have not mastered the spoon yet to understand just how much dextarity and raw mechanical skill you need to wield a spoon. Penne can be scooped simply by someone by the likes of me.
@@matth1005 spooners will stop at nothing to ensure that every dish will be consumed. Simple facts
Fork Master is neither about mastery nor the eating utensil. Master refers to the master branch in a coding repository, and forking the master is to make a copy of it and all the child branches. It's programming thing.
I think I requested landed viking cheeses a long time ago, but I'm always ahead of my time. I think there was an iodis where someone went ham with this that inspired the cheese video.
bgmwss as zerg bait your oponent into making mothership then infest the mothership and use it to recall your army on top of him
bonus points if you Viper chain to smuggle the mothership out as well
Best tool for eating is halffork half spoon. It is very old idea. You can eat everythig with it
Absolutely loved this, first game i think you persisted a bit much on the helios and viking maybe shoud've went for more advanced mech? idk you're 100 times better than me it's just how i felt it. GG
The spoon for sure is the most versatile cutlery.
Does anyone know how harstem can scroll through his replays so quickly? Whenever I rewind a game it takes like 30 seconds to load to a specific point
Cutlery is the term you are looking for Captain. Welcome to 2024 and I wish you the best in your MMR/tear harvesting endeavors.
or utensils or silverware
One of the best non-professional Harstem videos👍 ( taking commentary in consideration too_ Can`t say if he`s under influence, but is clearly activated and funny AF and I cant stop watching this at almost 2 AM
Hey harstem what do you think of the spork as cutlery?
Good new year and merry Jesus Day
Someone tell this man about the spork.
Spork is a weak hybrid. Don't be fooled by big Spork.
@@Harstem Starcraft clearly teaches what happens if one were to trust the hybrids
Harstem is the kinda guy that gets a comment on how he uses his fork weird and proceeds to practice at night in secret just to show them who's boss.
Great vid
Isn't that lib in the first game counting larvae kills, not just drones?
Viking cheese doesn't seem busted, but at least you got forklift certified after the last match.
"Now, the good thing about having many libs in your army, is that if your opponent isn't Ben Shapiro, he might be in trouble". 10/10 line, even better than "What I must do is simple, but that doesn't mean it is easy".
Spoon way better than forks for general purpose utensil! Fork width is too narrow
First game of 2024 is 24:20
Harstem, what was your Elo in chess?
Giving you words two days in a row.. lol cutlery works but utensils also work
Am I the only one who thinks that Harstem might be a good ASMLer?
Anyone else start the video saying "I bet he sings the Beach Boys at some point.". 😂😂😂
He didn't elaborate on the no gg last session?
CUTLERY
Fork certificate is beyond godlik
lol 5 minute rant of cutlery in a starcraft game
Game 1... ZERG IS IMBA!
helloo
The Ben Shapiro joke was absolute gold
*Silverware*
Damm hastem is getting infected with the terran disease haha now he is saying he is the fastesr while microing as terran 😂
UTENSIL
wtf is this shirt. we want 2023 shirt back
Where's my promocode for a discount on excellent knives?
Also Ben Shipero uses a fork because his steak is dry.
Who else got triggered by the 3 mins of a 99.99% CC?