"Shoutout to the wee tramp who stole me phone on the Dublin road with his linfield tracksuit" 😂"ye better be scared I'm down there every night" 😂😂 I'm dead
*LYRICS* Intro] Well, what's happenin? This here wee rap song goes out to everyone from Belfast and the general area surrounding Belfast such as.. Antrim and Ballymena (And Maghaberry as well, Maghaberry!) Aye, all of you's, the whole lotta you's Keep 'er fuckin' lit [Verse 1] Got lifted last night outside Lavery's (Did ye?) One more offence and it's off to Maghaberry (Ballix) Only thing I wanted was to do a bit'a dancin' The bouncer knocked me back for wearing a Helly Hanson?! (Wha?!) Sure you know what they say: God loves a chancer Fuckin' let me in, I won't take no for an answer The bouncer was ragin' and started a fight The cops pulled up, so I ran like shite! (Run like shite!) I went on the run, but I only got as far as Newry I had to appear before a judge and a jury The cops were at my door, askin' my Ma' questions (We're here about your son, he's been done for possession) "He's not my son, what're you on about?" My Ma' said nothing 'cause she wasn't a tout (Fair play) My wee brother has a tag on his ankle He tried to do a robbery up on the Shankill He burst through the door, wavin' a knife "His head's lit fuckin' run for your life!" They didn't give him time 'cause he's only a minor (Powerful) He didn't want the cash, just a barrack of cider The peelers had to chase him, but he couldn't care less He bolted up the street and put his Nikes to the test Only way they caught him is he ran out of breath They gave him a beatin' and put him under arrest Some bird came up to me, she looked really great She goes, "Oh my god, will you meet my mate?" See to be honest, the wee bird was stinkin' Still stuck the lips on her without even thinkin' I'm still with her today, I might make her my wife Cause my ma' always said that a dog is for life She's ragin' at me, I was only takin' the piss I said somethin' to 'er that sounded like this: "Here you wee tramp, lend us a tenner I'll say what I want, regardless of gender" She took it the wrong way, I didn't mean to offend 'er I'm on the fifth day of a three day bender (Keep 'er lit) See our Mark, he's the best at fades Me and him embark on some escapades Kicked out of school didn't have the best of grades But now we're on top, so I rest my case I haven't got a job, do I need one? Please Sure my Da's been out of work since the RA done his knees It wasn't his fault, they thought he was a dealer "We'll put one in yer head if you rat to the peelers" Now he lives the dream and his life is class He gets paid for nothin' sure he's rollin' in cash Full rate DLA's more than your annual salary Now that's what I call a Belfast mentality Fuck sake mate (Wha'?) sure Belfast is wank Geordie Best was an alco', the Titanic got sank The only thing we're known for is shootings and violence I'm up every night to the sound of the sirens [Interlude] Here, give us a fag Give us a fuckin' fag (I.. I.. I'm sorry mate, I don't smoke) Wha'? You don't fuckin' smoke? What are you fuckin' gay or something? (Listen, I'm really sorry mate, I just, I don't want any trouble alright?) Well then you better give me a fuckin' fag now, or I'll fuckin' kill you, 'right? (Listen mate, I.. I don't have any fags but I can give you my money, I have loads of money, here.. Take all my money) I don't want your fuckin' money, I want your fags alright? [Verse 2] I drove down to the bar, I parked up my car I went in for an hour and drank a bottle of Powers Some fella' slabbered, he was tryna' act hard He ran home like a coward full of bruises and scars I thought it was over, but next thing you know His brother rings me up, and here's how he goes: "You, you wee cunt no one touches my bros Soon as I get you I'm breaking your nose" Alright, calm down mate, chill I'll have you a fair dig up on top of Cave Hill Of course I turned up, I'm hardly a lapper Ever since my school days I've been known for a scrapper I got a taxi up, I spared no expense Gave the driver a score and said, "Keep the 50 pence" The lads are tellin' me to keep a tight defence Enough talkin' lads let the fighting commence "I want a good clean fight, no headbutts or tackles" He looks like a fruit but here he digs like the jackal I got beat in the scrap, but you can't win them all What was meant to be a fight turned into a brawl It came to a stoppage (Stop, stop!) I was shattered I felt like a sausage that's how bad I was battered The cops show up lookin' me, arrive on the scene My coat pockets are filled with 5 ounces of green The PSNI are like my arch nemesis As soon as they arrive I have to split from the premises Outro] Aye dead on The songs over alright Away home to yer ma' Fuck ye (What's an arch nemesis?) Shoutout to the wee tramp that stole my phone on the Dublin Road in his Linfield tracksuit I know it was like 5 years ago but I'm lookin' you still mate Yer not safe I'm down on the Dublin Road every night of the week for 5 years lookin' you so I can knock your cunt in I'll find you, yer fuckin' dead mate I'll find you and I'll murder you I'll stab you in the face I'll stab you again, in the neck, and then another two times.. 💞🥰
"I felt like a sausage, that's how badly I was battered." Hilarious. Genius even. A master of eloquence and poetry this. Proud to be living in this city with such fine artists as yerself.
Intro] Well, what's happenin? This here wee rap song goes out to everyone from Belfast and the general area surrounding Belfast such as.. Antrim and Ballymena (And Maghaberry as well, Maghaberry!) Aye, all of you's, the whole lotta you's Keep 'er fuckin' lit [Verse 1] Got lifted last night outside Lavery's (Did ye?) One more offence and it's off to Maghaberry (Ballix) Only thing I wanted was to do a bit'a dancin' The bouncer knocked me back for wearing a Helly Hanson?! (Wha?!) Sure you know what they say: God loves a chancer Fuckin' let me in, I won't take no for an answer The bouncer was ragin' and started a fight The cops pulled up, so I ran like shite! (Run like shite!) I went on the run, but I only got as far as Newry I had to appear before a judge and a jury The cops were at my door, askin' my Ma' questions (We're here about your son, he's been done for possession) "He's not my son, what're you on about?" My Ma' said nothing 'cause she wasn't a tout (Fair play) My wee brother has a tag on his ankle He tried to do a robbery up on the Shankill He burst through the door, wavin' a knife "His head's lit fuckin' run for your life!" They didn't give him time 'cause he's only a minor (Powerful) He didn't want the cash, just a barrack of cider The peelers had to chase him, but he couldn't care less He bolted up the street and put his Nikes to the test Only way they caught him is he ran out of breath They gave him a beatin' and put him under arrest Some bird came up to me, she looked really great She goes, "Oh my god, will you meet my mate?" See to be honest, the wee bird was stinkin' Still stuck the lips on her without even thinkin' I'm still with her today, I might make her my wife Cause my ma' always said that a dog is for life She's ragin' at me, I was only takin' the piss I said somethin' to 'er that sounded like this: "Here you wee tramp, lend us a tenner I'll say what I want, regardless of gender" She took it the wrong way, I didn't mean to offend 'er I'm on the fifth day of a three day bender (Keep 'er lit) See our Mark, he's the best at fades Me and him embark on some escapades Kicked out of school didn't have the best of grades But now we're on top, so I rest my case I haven't got a job, do I need one? Please Sure my Da's been out of work since the RA done his knees It wasn't his fault, they thought he was a dealer "We'll put one in yer head if you rat to the peelers" Now he lives the dream and his life is class He gets paid for nothin' sure he's rollin' in cash Full rate DLA's more than your annual salary Now that's what I call a Belfast mentality Fuck sake mate (Wha'?) sure Belfast is wank Geordie Best was an alco', the Titanic got sank The only thing we're known for is shootings and violence I'm up every night to the sound of the sirens [Interlude] Here, give us a fag Give us a fuckin' fag (I.. I.. I'm sorry mate, I don't smoke) Wha'? You don't fuckin' smoke? What are you fuckin' gay or something? (Listen, I'm really sorry mate, I just, I don't want any trouble alright?) Well then you better give me a fuckin' fag now, or I'll fuckin' kill you, 'right? (Listen mate, I.. I don't have any fags but I can give you my money, I have loads of money, here.. Take all my money) I don't want your fuckin' money, I want your fags alright? [Verse 2] I drove down to the bar, I parked up my car I went in for an hour and drank a bottle of Powers Some fella' slabbered, he was tryna' act hard He ran home like a coward full of bruises and scars I thought it was over, but next thing you know His brother rings me up, and here's how he goes: "You, you wee cunt no one touches my bros Soon as I get you I'm breaking your nose" Alright, calm down mate, chill I'll have you a fair dig up on top of Cave Hill Of course I turned up, I'm hardly a lapper Ever since my school days I've been known for a scrapper I got a taxi up, I spared no expense Gave the driver a score and said, "Keep the 50 pence" The lads are tellin' me to keep a tight defence Enough talkin' lads let the fighting commence "I want a good clean fight, no headbutts or tackles" He looks like a fruit but here he digs like the jackal I got beat in the scrap, but you can't win them all What was meant to be a fight turned into a brawl It came to a stoppage (Stop, stop!) I was shattered I felt like a sausage that's how bad I was battered The cops show up lookin' me, arrive on the scene My coat pockets are filled with 5 ounces of green The PSNI are like my arch nemesis As soon as they arrive I have to split from the premises [Outro] Aye dead on The songs over alright Away home to yer ma' Fuck ye (What's an arch nemesis?) Shoutout to the wee tramp that stole my phone on the Dublin Road in his Linfield tracksuit I know it was like 5 years ago but I'm lookin' you still mate Yer not safe I'm down on the Dublin Road every night of the week for 5 years lookin' you so I can knock your cunt in I'll find you, yer fuckin' dead mate I'll find you and I'll murder you I'll stab you in the face I'll stab you again, in the neck, and then another two times..
Best rap song I've heard in years fkn amazing got this downloaded for in the van at work outstanding lyrics if your ever up in Scotland look us up and we can have a jam session
Im Finnish and I read the lyrics and get most of it though obviously there are references I dont get. Cool song, "Belfast is wank, Georgie Best was Alco the titanic got sank" The song makes me want to go to Belfast lol
Holy shit this is some of the funniest shit ive heard in ages the lyrics are amazing... The end part about the phone on the dublin road had me in tears like.and the what do you mean you dont smoke are you gay...my mates say that all the time. Top notch belfast humor
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The full Belfast Mentality mixtape is now available on Spotify and all other streaming platforms!
gnarly
Yesss
I love this version more
Aye sure ask yer ma. Thanks, will check it out. 👍
@@ghbsrd2249 aye did ye aye
Shame this ain’t on Spotify
Roonster it is
Callum Johns it is on SoundCloud
Callum Johns yea but I don’t wanna get Sound cloud for one song
Its isss
Lily-rose Mcmullan what do you look up
'Sure ma da's been out of work since the RA done his knees'
Oof
Its ‘IRA’
The IRA is usually shortened to "the RA" hence the colloquial term "uppa ra"
probably a yank tosser who hasn't a clue what he's on about haha
Mup the RAH
Up the RA
"Shoutout to the wee tramp who stole me phone on the Dublin road with his linfield tracksuit" 😂"ye better be scared I'm down there every night" 😂😂 I'm dead
Fer 5 yearzs ye wee kant
Ano he hasn't done shit to me
i wonder what would happen if you went on the dublin road in a linfield tracksuit
you smell like cheese
Everybody gangsta till the IRA grabs cousin maury off the street for being an alleged informant
😂😂😂👍🏼👍🏼
😂😂😂
Fuck sake sir 🤣🤣🤣
Bruh
*LYRICS*
Intro]
Well, what's happenin?
This here wee rap song goes out to everyone from Belfast and the general area surrounding Belfast such as.. Antrim and Ballymena
(And Maghaberry as well, Maghaberry!)
Aye, all of you's, the whole lotta you's
Keep 'er fuckin' lit
[Verse 1]
Got lifted last night outside Lavery's (Did ye?)
One more offence and it's off to Maghaberry (Ballix)
Only thing I wanted was to do a bit'a dancin'
The bouncer knocked me back for wearing a Helly Hanson?! (Wha?!)
Sure you know what they say: God loves a chancer
Fuckin' let me in, I won't take no for an answer
The bouncer was ragin' and started a fight
The cops pulled up, so I ran like shite! (Run like shite!)
I went on the run, but I only got as far as Newry
I had to appear before a judge and a jury
The cops were at my door, askin' my Ma' questions
(We're here about your son, he's been done for possession)
"He's not my son, what're you on about?"
My Ma' said nothing 'cause she wasn't a tout (Fair play)
My wee brother has a tag on his ankle
He tried to do a robbery up on the Shankill
He burst through the door, wavin' a knife
"His head's lit fuckin' run for your life!"
They didn't give him time 'cause he's only a minor (Powerful)
He didn't want the cash, just a barrack of cider
The peelers had to chase him, but he couldn't care less
He bolted up the street and put his Nikes to the test
Only way they caught him is he ran out of breath
They gave him a beatin' and put him under arrest
Some bird came up to me, she looked really great
She goes, "Oh my god, will you meet my mate?"
See to be honest, the wee bird was stinkin'
Still stuck the lips on her without even thinkin'
I'm still with her today, I might make her my wife
Cause my ma' always said that a dog is for life
She's ragin' at me, I was only takin' the piss
I said somethin' to 'er that sounded like this:
"Here you wee tramp, lend us a tenner
I'll say what I want, regardless of gender"
She took it the wrong way, I didn't mean to offend 'er
I'm on the fifth day of a three day bender (Keep 'er lit)
See our Mark, he's the best at fades
Me and him embark on some escapades
Kicked out of school didn't have the best of grades
But now we're on top, so I rest my case
I haven't got a job, do I need one? Please
Sure my Da's been out of work since the RA done his knees
It wasn't his fault, they thought he was a dealer
"We'll put one in yer head if you rat to the peelers"
Now he lives the dream and his life is class
He gets paid for nothin' sure he's rollin' in cash
Full rate DLA's more than your annual salary
Now that's what I call a Belfast mentality
Fuck sake mate (Wha'?) sure Belfast is wank
Geordie Best was an alco', the Titanic got sank
The only thing we're known for is shootings and violence
I'm up every night to the sound of the sirens [Interlude]
Here, give us a fag
Give us a fuckin' fag
(I.. I.. I'm sorry mate, I don't smoke)
Wha'? You don't fuckin' smoke?
What are you fuckin' gay or something?
(Listen, I'm really sorry mate, I just, I don't want any trouble alright?)
Well then you better give me a fuckin' fag now, or I'll fuckin' kill you, 'right?
(Listen mate, I.. I don't have any fags but I can give you my money, I have loads of money, here.. Take all my money)
I don't want your fuckin' money, I want your fags alright?
[Verse 2]
I drove down to the bar, I parked up my car
I went in for an hour and drank a bottle of Powers
Some fella' slabbered, he was tryna' act hard
He ran home like a coward full of bruises and scars
I thought it was over, but next thing you know
His brother rings me up, and here's how he goes:
"You, you wee cunt no one touches my bros
Soon as I get you I'm breaking your nose"
Alright, calm down mate, chill
I'll have you a fair dig up on top of Cave Hill
Of course I turned up, I'm hardly a lapper
Ever since my school days I've been known for a scrapper
I got a taxi up, I spared no expense
Gave the driver a score and said, "Keep the 50 pence"
The lads are tellin' me to keep a tight defence
Enough talkin' lads let the fighting commence
"I want a good clean fight, no headbutts or tackles"
He looks like a fruit but here he digs like the jackal
I got beat in the scrap, but you can't win them all
What was meant to be a fight turned into a brawl
It came to a stoppage (Stop, stop!) I was shattered
I felt like a sausage that's how bad I was battered
The cops show up lookin' me, arrive on the scene
My coat pockets are filled with 5 ounces of green
The PSNI are like my arch nemesis
As soon as they arrive I have to split from the premises Outro]
Aye dead on
The songs over alright
Away home to yer ma'
Fuck ye
(What's an arch nemesis?)
Shoutout to the wee tramp that stole my phone on the Dublin Road in his Linfield tracksuit
I know it was like 5 years ago but I'm lookin' you still mate
Yer not safe
I'm down on the Dublin Road every night of the week for 5 years lookin' you so I can knock your cunt in
I'll find you, yer fuckin' dead mate I'll find you and I'll murder you
I'll stab you in the face
I'll stab you again, in the neck, and then another two times..
💞🥰
Thank you
My America can friends r gonna need this when I force them to listen to this
Got the slang in there, too. Legend.👌
As a human from Northern Ireland I have to say that I'm proud of this guy for tying to make it big because this country isn't noticed that much
Thats because youse are just English
@@cilliandoyle1638 wisht there inbred
There's a very good reason for that, and this video proves it
@@cilliandoyle1638wtf...
@@cilliandoyle1638I diagnose you with stupid
Belfast yeooo still listening to this song 4years later
Can we make this the national anthem?
TheToxicPoptart YASSSSSS
Omg I would love that yas mate
This or I woke up in limavady 😂
TheToxicPoptart yesss just yes lol
Yass
Belfast mentality 2, make it happen
Im afraid they might have summed it all up in one song already
@@maulventurion4501 maybe belfast mentality about the police riots
Bobby Bobby
The Belfast Mentality Trilogy
It could just have easily have been Glasgow mentality reminds me of home😂
5th day of a 3 day bender 😂😂😂
Best line of all
❤️❤️
what’s a 3 day bender
@@mumyourmum1705 it means doing drugs and drink for 3 days in a row lol.
If Northern Ireland was independent that would be r logic
Simultaneously the worst and best thing I've ever seen 😂😂
mappledumplings I’d have to agree
mappledumplings fuck up
hacker bob scrap me
hacker bob aye says the Bai with 2 subscribers
Same
Who else do be vibing to this in quarantine
I am....I play this all the time. Hello from New York State USA
If your here 4 years later because you randomly remembered how good this is respect 💪 still bangs
This is actually a really well written song, regardless of the topic, and it's pure true hahah
Aw jesus what an anthem
I am so proud being a part of this nation
The Enormous Geek who isnt
Ur gay
@@marioluigi3079 fight me ye wanker?
I'm really not
@@marioluigi3079 shush ye fruit
"I felt like a sausage, that's how badly I was battered." Hilarious. Genius even. A master of eloquence and poetry this. Proud to be living in this city with such fine artists as yerself.
I'm from Republic but Northern Irish accents are whopper😂
Clear off lad
@@Adam-fx2qp beautiful
@@justinirwin881 u know it son
Yea me too south or north
@@gwakgwakdoublehandcombo3005 yup the boys
Brilliant, came across this last year and it always puts a smile on my face. Absolutely fantastic, good man, people love it. Marty
“What’s an arch nemesis”
😂😂😂😂
Idk why I find that to be the funniest part of this song
(4:45)
"I felt like a sausage, that's how bad I was battered" Omg 😂😂😂😂
Love this! I emigrated from Belfast 25 years old and it’s good to know that Belfast is still Belfast lol
I’m from Scotland and love this
3:57 why does his brother look 7ft tall?
Well you never know mate he could be there's people all sorts of heights here in northern ireland
That's not natural
My wee brother has a tag on his ankle he tried ty rob a shop up on the shankill The best line ever.
They’ll never play this on Downtown.
mrmitchell78 ino sad day for the parish
Fuck Downtown mate it's all about
Cool FM
Good on ye, I’d listen to downtown any day over coolfm
@@getterbucked6495 fucking Q radio
line lol them we vertigo Scrounging wankers 😂
I'm from Antrim and this song is da best YEOOO
I just can't seem to stop listening to this
00:35 tiktokers entered the chat
But the ni mates are legends
Excellent video well put together!👍👏just another day in the Belfast Bronx!
Here thats pure class so it is.
StayBeautifulFilms1 “ so it is “ at the end of any sentence just makes everything sound 100 percent more Belfast scumbag... so it does
A. Mackle ....spot on...I agree with yah...."so I do"
ATM STFU u badterd
@@lauramullan5953 ikr what ni person actually types so it is after something
@@aidzy5643 so it does
Serious "West Belfast rap" vibes.
Thought this was gonna be cringy, ended up being class.
Shush west Belfast is the best
West Belfast vibes, but the fight takes place in Lagan Meadows...
Why has TH-cam only pushed this to me now jfc 😂
Over 2 years later new phone. Just found this true song once again
This was brilliant mate 😂 I’m a TH-camr from up in Bangor, hope you’re doing well, keep up the videos mate!
No
Still the best in 2021
@@summerdani9940 ppl 122
aye im a youtuber from belfast, good to see or people from here doin youtube
Cafe cod
This is gold man. Love the video
This is so spot on its unreal
Thank you proper
Amazing
Amazing! Seeing someone from northern Ireland trying to make it big. Hope you do well mucker
Liam Neeson?
ICrazy Eclipse i know its usually southern irish its good see northern Ireland
Alpaca art art oh yee
Cheers
George best the titanic Liam neeson
I’m on the 5th day of a 3 day bender 😂😂
This is the best fucking video on TH-cam. Awesome work lads
Keep up the gd work wee goose more please
I found this whilst watching IRM TV, now I'm debating what's better.
Intro]
Well, what's happenin?
This here wee rap song goes out to everyone from Belfast and the general area surrounding Belfast such as.. Antrim and Ballymena
(And Maghaberry as well, Maghaberry!)
Aye, all of you's, the whole lotta you's
Keep 'er fuckin' lit
[Verse 1]
Got lifted last night outside Lavery's (Did ye?)
One more offence and it's off to Maghaberry (Ballix)
Only thing I wanted was to do a bit'a dancin'
The bouncer knocked me back for wearing a Helly Hanson?! (Wha?!)
Sure you know what they say: God loves a chancer
Fuckin' let me in, I won't take no for an answer
The bouncer was ragin' and started a fight
The cops pulled up, so I ran like shite! (Run like shite!)
I went on the run, but I only got as far as Newry
I had to appear before a judge and a jury
The cops were at my door, askin' my Ma' questions
(We're here about your son, he's been done for possession)
"He's not my son, what're you on about?"
My Ma' said nothing 'cause she wasn't a tout (Fair play)
My wee brother has a tag on his ankle
He tried to do a robbery up on the Shankill
He burst through the door, wavin' a knife
"His head's lit fuckin' run for your life!"
They didn't give him time 'cause he's only a minor (Powerful)
He didn't want the cash, just a barrack of cider
The peelers had to chase him, but he couldn't care less
He bolted up the street and put his Nikes to the test
Only way they caught him is he ran out of breath
They gave him a beatin' and put him under arrest
Some bird came up to me, she looked really great
She goes, "Oh my god, will you meet my mate?"
See to be honest, the wee bird was stinkin'
Still stuck the lips on her without even thinkin'
I'm still with her today, I might make her my wife
Cause my ma' always said that a dog is for life
She's ragin' at me, I was only takin' the piss
I said somethin' to 'er that sounded like this:
"Here you wee tramp, lend us a tenner
I'll say what I want, regardless of gender"
She took it the wrong way, I didn't mean to offend 'er
I'm on the fifth day of a three day bender (Keep 'er lit)
See our Mark, he's the best at fades
Me and him embark on some escapades
Kicked out of school didn't have the best of grades
But now we're on top, so I rest my case
I haven't got a job, do I need one? Please
Sure my Da's been out of work since the RA done his knees
It wasn't his fault, they thought he was a dealer
"We'll put one in yer head if you rat to the peelers"
Now he lives the dream and his life is class
He gets paid for nothin' sure he's rollin' in cash
Full rate DLA's more than your annual salary
Now that's what I call a Belfast mentality
Fuck sake mate (Wha'?) sure Belfast is wank
Geordie Best was an alco', the Titanic got sank
The only thing we're known for is shootings and violence
I'm up every night to the sound of the sirens
[Interlude]
Here, give us a fag
Give us a fuckin' fag
(I.. I.. I'm sorry mate, I don't smoke)
Wha'? You don't fuckin' smoke?
What are you fuckin' gay or something?
(Listen, I'm really sorry mate, I just, I don't want any trouble alright?)
Well then you better give me a fuckin' fag now, or I'll fuckin' kill you, 'right?
(Listen mate, I.. I don't have any fags but I can give you my money, I have loads of money, here.. Take all my money)
I don't want your fuckin' money, I want your fags alright?
[Verse 2]
I drove down to the bar, I parked up my car
I went in for an hour and drank a bottle of Powers
Some fella' slabbered, he was tryna' act hard
He ran home like a coward full of bruises and scars
I thought it was over, but next thing you know
His brother rings me up, and here's how he goes:
"You, you wee cunt no one touches my bros
Soon as I get you I'm breaking your nose"
Alright, calm down mate, chill
I'll have you a fair dig up on top of Cave Hill
Of course I turned up, I'm hardly a lapper
Ever since my school days I've been known for a scrapper
I got a taxi up, I spared no expense
Gave the driver a score and said, "Keep the 50 pence"
The lads are tellin' me to keep a tight defence
Enough talkin' lads let the fighting commence
"I want a good clean fight, no headbutts or tackles"
He looks like a fruit but here he digs like the jackal
I got beat in the scrap, but you can't win them all
What was meant to be a fight turned into a brawl
It came to a stoppage (Stop, stop!) I was shattered
I felt like a sausage that's how bad I was battered
The cops show up lookin' me, arrive on the scene
My coat pockets are filled with 5 ounces of green
The PSNI are like my arch nemesis
As soon as they arrive I have to split from the premises
[Outro]
Aye dead on
The songs over alright
Away home to yer ma'
Fuck ye
(What's an arch nemesis?)
Shoutout to the wee tramp that stole my phone on the Dublin Road in his Linfield tracksuit
I know it was like 5 years ago but I'm lookin' you still mate
Yer not safe
I'm down on the Dublin Road every night of the week for 5 years lookin' you so I can knock your cunt in
I'll find you, yer fuckin' dead mate I'll find you and I'll murder you
I'll stab you in the face
I'll stab you again, in the neck, and then another two times..
Best rap song I've heard in years fkn amazing got this downloaded for in the van at work outstanding lyrics if your ever up in Scotland look us up and we can have a jam session
Deserves more views absolute quality
Fkn outstanding love it
5 years later and its still a tune
"i might make her my wife cos my ma always said a dog is for life." class 😂
that one killed me lmfao
I'm from Belfast and this is fucking brilliant !!!
This is honestly amazing
Absolute Classic 🫡
top notch
He tried to do a robbery. Up on the Shankill. XD
A guy from Belfast WOW
Lucky, it was the police that caught him, not the gents with wooley faces.
@@oliver6028 ahahahhah gowan ye mucker
Joseph Rooney try rob the kfc on the shankill
Blue Croissant2 I live on the wall border
I live in Ireland and close to Belfast and it’s so true
This is absolutely amazing,well done lads!!
I'm on my third day of a 5 day bender!!
Wee goose, I love this. This should be number 1😘xxx
Cracking tune
Love this song!
No one:
Tiktok: hippty hoppity this is now my property
😂😂😂
Usain Bolt MSP very original joke, very funny.
phahahah
This is all they fucking do steal songs from everywhere the fuckers them don't trust it
It is all other ni tiktok
“Keep her lit”🤣”I’ll have you a fair dig up on cave hill 🤣🤣” I’m gonna die😂😂😂😂😂
Your music is very verry good
I'm from Belfast myself this is class
Dead on. This is what we call verisimilitude, a picture of working class Belfast like no other.
"The PSNI are like my arch-nemesis, as soon as they arrive I have to split from the premises"
SIR that was GOLD 😂😂😂😂
I feel so attacked right now. I'm not even Belfast born. Fair play to you guys, you are about that life Belfast style. #Keep her lit.
Keep it up fellas feckin brilliant
Loads ideas for yas but feck brilliant on yer own
BRANLEUR
I love how chill it is . Keep it up brother
I'm from Belfast this is brilliant
Omg this is perfect best song ever we were on a school trip my friend was playing this on a bus
I used to go to that warehouse every Friday, it used to be called T13, not sure if it's still open now
00:33 *tiktok has entered the chat*
00:49 *tiktok has left the chat*
This is Gold!
Best song ever keep her lit mate
For once im proud to be from Northern Ireland 😂
Naomi Blair dame 🤙🏼
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north of ireland*
Woukdnt blame ye
Far as newry how long did it take 😂😂😂
I’d rather be dead then a orenge basterd
Fuck up you fenian
I'm from Lisburn, a few miles away from belfast, and I LOVE Belfast
I love belfast and the rappers
You will probably never understand a single thing in this song unless you’re from the north.
I understand everything born and raised in Antrim northern Ireland and I know the lad mark who was doing his hair
I don't understand half of it and I'm from NI lmao
Im Finnish and I read the lyrics and get most of it though obviously there are references I dont get. Cool song, "Belfast is wank, Georgie Best was Alco the titanic got sank" The song makes me want to go to Belfast lol
why’s this not on Spotify
Amazing.
u r so good love this song
I was laughing so hard . Love this . Hope slim doesn’t mind you did it over his beat though
Is is pure mint also Ballymena her keepin er lit
Yas big sauce
Jst can never take Belfast seriously with their accent sham 😂
Ya want a scrap lmao
@@immemoriess fight me laaddd
Love how he rhymes thinking with thinking and it really works😂
good song
Deserves millions of views
The ending had me in stitches👌🏻😂😂
Bro this song is lit 🔥 🔥🔥🔥🔥
Aye keep her lit 😂😂😂
ANDREA MARLEY lol
Yeooo, what's happening XD
I'm From Belfast
Yeeeooooo up ra
From England fucking love it
all yas love it as do i
Holy shit this is some of the funniest shit ive heard in ages the lyrics are amazing... The end part about the phone on the dublin road had me in tears like.and the what do you mean you dont smoke are you gay...my mates say that all the time. Top notch belfast humor
Proper great this is 👊👊👊
Just another day at belfast
Being from Belfast this song is a tune
Some man 😂😂 class stuff bro
expecting a typical rap song nd then this chap puts ou this fkin legend loved it!!