Hollywood: We can’t let them find out all these celebs are robots. But we SHOULD ABSOLUTELY drop absurdly subtle little metaphors here and there as hints. Ya know, for fun.
We are now living in meta world. Like, will a black hole just swallow us any minute now? Wait. Have we already been swallowed by a black hole? Wait. Are we living in a simulation?
@@thunderflare59 the irony is that a few have actually shifted the narrative to include all theories and plausible hypotheses into one cozy little definition that lumps legitimate ideas with the half-baked abominations like this. MK Ultra, Operation Paper Clip, Tuskegee Experiments, Russia Hoax, and countless others that are proven truthful facts once started out as a possible theory that had credibility and facts to substantiate them, but a few nameless people working in the shadows convinced a good number of people that if you believe it, you’re no better than the flat earthers, the ‘Hollywood is aliens’ and other nonsensical blathering idiots.
It's probably true, especially football games. I once (actually dozens of times on cable TV) saw an old documentary called "Flash Gordon" which clearly shows how that sport was invented on some other planet.
@@Doctrinaaaa that's what I've been told by countless Trump and d'Souza fans, so it must be. Also seems documented that you don't understand jokes too well, as my reply clearly isn't meant to be taken literally. Any relation to the TikTok girl?
@@f1jones544how bad they think about their own species, if they think, humanity wasn't able to kick something round, notice it's fun and call it "foot&ball"
That's wild. I actually know this lady, she's my mom's friend. Did my makeup once when I was a kid. She used to be completely normal and now she's just.. well, this.
@@aporue5893 Yeah. Since she got this way, she and my mother stopped talking. Kinda disappoints me that she devotes herself to these claims rather than the art she used to create.
@@ashton_the_ghosthow much of this do you think she actually believes? Do you think she believes all of it or is she just making stuff up for attention? I mean, this is obviously pathological behavior either way, but it’s really hard to tell what the actual motivation is here.
The funniest thing I find about conspiracy theorists is how they think that people who are trying to hide the conspiracy would just leave clues around as if its an escape room. Like, if I were to be tasked with hiding the fact that every celebrity is a cyborg, the last thing i would do is purposely leave out clues that can be connected to solve the puzzle. Why would I willingly give away a secret Im supposed to keep?
Exactly! Also most conspiracy theories can be simply disproven with a single question... What would anyone have to gain by keeping it a secret? Like for example flat Earthers, what would anyone have to gain from keeping the knowledge of a flat earth a secret? Also come back to me with your flat earth theories when you acctualy have a single model that does not deny the laws of physics!
Most theories you can easily spot as fake. But 95% you gotta do research and a lot of shit adds up. The people with the biggest opinions about theories have never done research and are closed minded about it. I've been down the rabbit hole and im more sain then the blue hair libtards and 80 year olds ruining our country
@@Jeana-xoGUESS WHO SAID THIS Is that the sword that seals the darkness, a blade the shatters so easily cannot save you from me --- you who carries that fragile sword are --
As a long-time mental health professional (25+ years, private practice), it hurts my heart seeing people posting their struggles on social media. Hope this person gets the help they need.
A. Yes, we are B. It’s not just Tik Tok but all of social media C. The current regime and White House admin D. See A-C and multiply them by how much in debt America is
@@dantheanimator5072On board with everything except the fact that the previous admin has added about three times as much to the debt as the current one. More debt sucks either way but its disingenuous to pin the bulk on the current admin.
I was watching Big City Greens, and there’s this character named Andromeda. She is a conspiracist, though unlike these TikTokers, her ideas are played for laughs rather than being stated as fact. I just thought I’d bring this up, not only to recommend the show, but to say that conspiracies can be satire and actually funny if done right, which this fails to do since it’s passed as true.
Anyways,here a brownie recipe. Ingredients: - 1 cup unsalted butter - 2 cups granulated sugar - 4 large eggs - 1 teaspoon vanilla extract - 1/2 cup all-purpose flour - 1/2 cup cocoa powder - 1/4 teaspoon salt - 1 cup chopped nuts or chocolate chips (optional) Instructions 1. Preheat oven to 350ºF (175°C) and grease a baking pan. 2. Melt 1 cup butter, mix with 2 cups sugar. 3. Add 4 eggs and 1 tsp vanilla; mix well. 4. Sift in 1/2 cup flour, 1/2 cup cocoa, and 1/4 tsp salt; stir. 5. Optional: add 1 cup nuts or chocolate chips. 6. Pour into the pan, bake for 25-30 mins. 7. Cool completely,cut into squares,And enjoy your brownies!
The sugar to flour ratio reminds me of the no bake cookies I make sometimes. At some point you just have to accept that sacrifices must be made in the name of dessert.
People like this actually exist and walk amongst us. I used to be friends with a girl who fell DEEP into these conspiracies around 2021/22. One day she was watching that Netflix show “Inside Job” (which is basically an adult cartoon comedy where all these conspiracies are actually true) She watched one episode and was like “LOOK YOU SEE!! There’s a free Mason frame in the background! They’re throwing it right at our faces because they think we’re stupid! Netflix and everybody is evil and think we’re all stupid and won’t notice! Ha!” Another time she tried to get me and my girlfriend to watch a 5hr TH-cam video about some random guy that claimed to be from Hollywood exposing all the conspiracies….. FIVE HOURS!!!!!!
@@p-__Wow, August too, huh? Look, as I said on a completely different channel, just shut up. Unless you're a bot or something, there just isn't an excuse to be this much of a no-life.
Alex reminds me of the Southpark Episode where they find the Manatees that select a few floating orbs with words on them, to determine what the next episode of Family Guy is about. "Joe Biden" - "Robot Eyes" - "Aliens?" - "Superbowl"
The "scary" part of this is that a while ago I wrote a book about a dystopian future where humans and AI are difficult to differentiate and AI overtaking humans. It's fiction and unrealistic. But if people actually start to believe this kind of stuff it makes me wonder if these kind of ficition will fuel their paranoia.
Why in the world would a secret robo government make ads that intentionally allude to them being robots? A robot overlord would be smart enough to keep us perfectly in the dark and just make the ads about something else.
A robot's programming is only going to be as intelligent as the person programming it... Wait, omg, this woman's been in on the conspiracy all along! She's really telling us the truth as their captive programming slave and the robots are really that dumb!
@@Istealtoast Earth has experienced cold periods (informally referred to as “ice ages,” or "glacials") and warm periods (“interglacials”) on roughly 100,000-year cycles for at least the last 1 million years.
4:44 if anyone's wondering the reason why the clock is ticking so loud is mostly to emphasize the fact that the woman was too stunned to speak. This can be seen in novels where the author writes something like "deafening silence" or "you could hear a pin drop". No conspiracy just good old literary analysis Edit: got the time stamp wrong
I'm paranoid, have chronophobia and constantly have the feeling somethings going to end at any moment and even I don't jump to insane conclusions like this nut job
@@yelhsasokolova8561 it's terrifying to know that's very true. People hear really dumb people say really dumb things and suddenly believe it. I have no idea how
@@rndmpinkiepie64severally mentally ill people or young kids who know no better is probably her audience , also got the same phobia the worst I'll have is random epsiodes where I have a deep fear im going to pass away soon 💀
Love how according to her the "Elites" disclosed information through the super bowl. A major sporting event that not everyone cares for. Hate to admit it, but I would be one of those sheeple staring at their phone since I don't watch sports. Also genuinely worries me if that is not an act and she truly believes the words coming out of her mouth. Couldn't stop laughing at the clock discovery commercial, as anyone could obviously tell the clock like August stated was to demonstrate the awkward amount of time passing. The leaps in logic they always take to tie things together that still show no evidence lol.
"It's hard to win an argument with a smart person. Its damn near impossible to win an argument with a stupid person." - Bill Murray It's gonna be hard to get rid of her
Ik you don’t rlly talk abt real news and more social media news, but I have watched and loved your channel for a while. And their was a story on BBC about a library in the state I live in and have lived in for my whole life (Massachusetts) and it was about a library that was paying off library debt where you can’t get anything from the library anymore but if you send in a picture of a cat they will pay off your library debt. So I rlly love this channel, and I really live that story. So if you wanna talk abt it on the channel you can I would live to see it on this channel.
My favorite ones are the ones they think the sun is fake, poop is fake, and a new one I found out about that space is fake. One of my favorite comedians Garreth Reynolds had the perfect response to some who said space isn't real when someone said "It can be real if you have never see it yourself" which the respond was "I don't believe your brain is real since I've never seen it either"
The idea that the aliens/robots/whatever secred cabal du jour are basically the Riddler, and are compelled to leave clues and shit for us to find to figure them out is always the funniest part about these theories. XP
As someone who relies on intuition and dreams (while remaining a skeptic), it frustrates me that conspiracy theorists distort these ideas. I recently made a new friend who claimed the sun isn't real, and I couldn't help but respond, seriously???
This is like when me and my cousins joked about a commercial song that we always pretended was made by aliens and controlling us to sing the commercial song. WE WERE 8.
As someone who doesn't watch the Super Bowl and who isn't really into sports, I'd like to know what ancient rock layer yhis person crawled out from between. Alien ads at the Super Bowl aren't new. Ads doing weird things aren't new. They certainly aren't announcing that Hollywood has been "found out" or "veils are being lifted." Pretty sure no one is taking out ad spaces for that.
Get ready for the comeback video where she says you're a robot alien trying to manipulate our minds, I'm sure its gonna be very solid evidence deferentially.
She thinks we live in a simulation, but thinks the moon is a hologram, but also thinks that aliens run the universe, but also thinks that every celebrity is an alien or robot that despite taking the time to hide this fact, are constantly giving you hints to prove they are alien robots.
As someone who used to live with a conspiracy theorist parent, this just sounds normal to me lmao. These people just wanna compete for whos the stupidest lol
I did sound design for a short play festival a while back where one of the plays had a lot of tense silences. Adding a clock and other background noise (the clock is particularly effective since you're a bit more aware of the time passing) is such a good way to accentuate an awkward pause. Definitely not an omen of the end times lol
What was surreal was listening to Katie Britt talk about China buying US farmland and something about Russia. It was like listening to a conspiracy theorist.
I have a great aunt who's a household name, and it always just floors me how many people are shocked by the fact that there's someone famous in my family. As if I'm special. Like seriously? You know how big our family is? This is my GREAT aunt, ffs. I had to stand in line just like everyone else to see her in concert. 😂
I heard psychiatrist explain how schizophrenic mind works and this is pretty close: the dude in an airport sees a floating red text "Stalin" among tabloids with flights. Then the text diaapears and repeats and the dude realizes - he is Stalin the Second (because he saw the word "Stalin" two times) In the commersial about robot is a sound of a clock. There is a clock in the SuperBowl, where a lot of celebrities. One of them wore a clock necklace someday. She realizes - commersial says that it's time to say that famous people are robots There is some logic, but it's broken. Illogical logic.
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the meme at the beginning might be some of my worst work yet
I’m truly sorry
FIRST!
Nah august don't apologize
tis fine lad
#Bringbacktheduck
It was an iconic part of this channel's outro
you have been forgiven
She's the kind of person that believes the moon is made of cheese.
My farts are better than August's farts.
@@p-__tmi bro
It’s not? 😱
I'd bet she believes the moon is a hologram
wait
it isn't
I was ready for the nonsense, but when she legit said "in my dream..." like the worst defense for an argument possibly is "it came to me in a dream"
What's even scarier is she's one of the tamer tiktok conspiracy theorists
And I forgot it in another dream.
You need to give me your social security number, why you ask? It can to me in a dream 😂
Now change the word "dream" by the word "vision"...
Martin Luther King Jr has entered the chat.
This is what happens when parents just pretend everything their kid says is a sign of genius.
This is what happens when people who shouldn't breed do so anyway. Root causes.
😭😭
360 likes only 1 comment? lemme change that
406 likes and 2 comments let me chance that XD
...or they just let the internet raise them. Either way, here she is! 😂
Hollywood: We can’t let them find out all these celebs are robots. But we SHOULD ABSOLUTELY drop absurdly subtle little metaphors here and there as hints. Ya know, for fun.
I knew it
We are now living in meta world. Like, will a black hole just swallow us any minute now? Wait. Have we already been swallowed by a black hole? Wait. Are we living in a simulation?
Funny that conspiracy theorists don't understand how conspiracies work.
@@thunderflare59 the irony is that a few have actually shifted the narrative to include all theories and plausible hypotheses into one cozy little definition that lumps legitimate ideas with the half-baked abominations like this. MK Ultra, Operation Paper Clip, Tuskegee Experiments, Russia Hoax, and countless others that are proven truthful facts once started out as a possible theory that had credibility and facts to substantiate them, but a few nameless people working in the shadows convinced a good number of people that if you believe it, you’re no better than the flat earthers, the ‘Hollywood is aliens’ and other nonsensical blathering idiots.
And movies!
Imagine seeing America's biggest sports event, packed with celebrities, and thinking "ah, they must be aliens"
It's probably true, especially football games. I once (actually dozens of times on cable TV) saw an old documentary called "Flash Gordon" which clearly shows how that sport was invented on some other planet.
@@f1jones544 oki doki i guess if a docu said it it is true right?
@@Doctrinaaaa that's what I've been told by countless Trump and d'Souza fans, so it must be. Also seems documented that you don't understand jokes too well, as my reply clearly isn't meant to be taken literally. Any relation to the TikTok girl?
Florple gleep :3
@@f1jones544how bad they think about their own species, if they think, humanity wasn't able to kick something round, notice it's fun and call it "foot&ball"
Denying celebrities and athletes are aliens is a pretty alien thing to do...
Goobie gibber flibber womp 👽👽👽👽👽👽
Eh, zeep glorp duode zeep lacka.
Zoom gritt skibidi slosk roskcdjs woop gyat
Adolf war ein Alien
Wait, that's the kind of thing an alien would say. 🤔 Where were YOU during the Super Bowel?
The only thing preventing Armageddon is the fact the wrist watch on my night stand has a dead battery. I replace that and everything's over, people.
Please do, let’s get this going.
*WELL NOW THAT BATTERY AINT JUST GONNA CHANGE ITSELF IS IT*
@@AYFKMRN you're telling me. I've been waiting for that to happen for about three years.
but what about me? I ain't christian I am a hindu. Will it affect me in any way?🤔
do it. itd be funny
“Alex, I’ve got a prediction of my own for your future: I see a padded room. This is insane.”
That line slayed me. 😂
True, nothing like a good play of words to finish your opponent off.
That's wild. I actually know this lady, she's my mom's friend. Did my makeup once when I was a kid. She used to be completely normal and now she's just.. well, this.
wow...that's sad. :(
@@aporue5893 Yeah. Since she got this way, she and my mother stopped talking. Kinda disappoints me that she devotes herself to these claims rather than the art she used to create.
Unrelated but she has a massive massive forehead and it’s distracting
Sad
@@ashton_the_ghosthow much of this do you think she actually believes? Do you think she believes all of it or is she just making stuff up for attention? I mean, this is obviously pathological behavior either way, but it’s really hard to tell what the actual motivation is here.
The funniest thing I find about conspiracy theorists is how they think that people who are trying to hide the conspiracy would just leave clues around as if its an escape room. Like, if I were to be tasked with hiding the fact that every celebrity is a cyborg, the last thing i would do is purposely leave out clues that can be connected to solve the puzzle. Why would I willingly give away a secret Im supposed to keep?
Exactly! Also most conspiracy theories can be simply disproven with a single question... What would anyone have to gain by keeping it a secret? Like for example flat Earthers, what would anyone have to gain from keeping the knowledge of a flat earth a secret? Also come back to me with your flat earth theories when you acctualy have a single model that does not deny the laws of physics!
@@Sirlance3000 I love how she skipped over a legit conspiracy about Diddy and said "That's not important let me tell you about aliens"
Freudian slip and to attract other members of secret societies.
Not to mention the fact that the aliens are very interested in HOLLYWOOD specifically rather than earth as a whole
Most theories you can easily spot as fake. But 95% you gotta do research and a lot of shit adds up. The people with the biggest opinions about theories have never done research and are closed minded about it. I've been down the rabbit hole and im more sain then the blue hair libtards and 80 year olds ruining our country
Alex is definitely an AI. She can't convince me otherwise
Maybe she's the alien.
@@Jeana-xoGUESS WHO SAID THIS
Is that the sword that seals the darkness, a blade the shatters so easily cannot save you from me --- you who carries that fragile sword are --
@@twistedkris7036facts she calling everyone aliens and robots as if she wasn’t from here
@@twistedkris7036Frr
Nah, it's Alexa
I think we can all agree that some of Alex's teas has... Questionable dried mushrooms in the ingredients list
shrooms don't do this lmfao. you gotta already be predisposed to being like this for shrooms to take you off the deep end, trust me 💀💀
Methamphetamine is our friend! 😂
Hell most acid freaks i knew were 1000 times more grounded than this gremlin.
@@darksu6947 - I've done a lot of meth but never been that unhinged. 😂
Bruh that's an insult to meth. crank has given me some damn good wiritng skills.@@darksu6947
As a long-time mental health professional (25+ years, private practice), it hurts my heart seeing people posting their struggles on social media. Hope this person gets the help they need.
Imagine Alex as a lawyer
"Your honor, well, in my dream my client did not commit theft."
😂😂😂
She’s probably be payed in pennies
nuh uh
I swear these tiktok people are making me slowly become braindead
“Tiktok people” 😭
A. Yes, we are
B. It’s not just Tik Tok but all of social media
C. The current regime and White House admin
D. See A-C and multiply them by how much in debt America is
My farts are better than August's farts.
@@dantheanimator5072On board with everything except the fact that the previous admin has added about three times as much to the debt as the current one. More debt sucks either way but its disingenuous to pin the bulk on the current admin.
@@p-__Kiss Your Self
I was watching Big City Greens, and there’s this character named Andromeda. She is a conspiracist, though unlike these TikTokers, her ideas are played for laughs rather than being stated as fact. I just thought I’d bring this up, not only to recommend the show, but to say that conspiracies can be satire and actually funny if done right, which this fails to do since it’s passed as true.
My farts are better than August's farts.
your both children. I know it.
@@axolotlsonly1633what's wrong with that?
good taste 👍
@@zb1349 absolutely nothing. I, at one time, was one to. Best of luck with education
Anyways,here a brownie recipe.
Ingredients:
- 1 cup unsalted butter
- 2 cups granulated sugar
- 4 large eggs
- 1 teaspoon vanilla extract
- 1/2 cup all-purpose flour
- 1/2 cup cocoa powder
- 1/4 teaspoon salt
- 1 cup chopped nuts or chocolate chips (optional)
Instructions
1. Preheat oven to 350ºF (175°C) and grease a baking pan.
2. Melt 1 cup butter, mix with 2 cups sugar.
3. Add 4 eggs and 1 tsp vanilla; mix well.
4. Sift in 1/2 cup flour, 1/2 cup cocoa, and 1/4 tsp salt; stir.
5. Optional: add 1 cup nuts or chocolate chips.
6. Pour into the pan, bake for 25-30 mins.
7. Cool completely,cut into squares,And enjoy your brownies!
Was not expecting a brownie recipe in the comments. Not disappointed 😂
The sugar to flour ratio reminds me of the no bake cookies I make sometimes. At some point you just have to accept that sacrifices must be made in the name of dessert.
honestly gave me a good laugh. gg
This made me laugh, was not expecting to see this.
Will say, this is welcoming
This is my favorite TH-cam comment so far! Wish I had a recipe on hand to share back to you
People like this actually exist and walk amongst us.
I used to be friends with a girl who fell DEEP into these conspiracies around 2021/22. One day she was watching that Netflix show “Inside Job” (which is basically an adult cartoon comedy where all these conspiracies are actually true)
She watched one episode and was like “LOOK YOU SEE!! There’s a free Mason frame in the background! They’re throwing it right at our faces because they think we’re stupid! Netflix and everybody is evil and think we’re all stupid and won’t notice! Ha!”
Another time she tried to get me and my girlfriend to watch a 5hr TH-cam video about some random guy that claimed to be from Hollywood exposing all the conspiracies….. FIVE HOURS!!!!!!
5 hours 💀💀💀💀💀💀
I'd have stopped comunication with such a friend ngl
@@Ninjaned oh yeah for sure LMFAO that’s why the story started with “I used to be friends” 😂😂
@@headaqe1708 I would’ve called the mental hospital
This woman is why you don't drink when you're pregnant.
Pretty sure alcohol babies generally aren’t braindead, let alone THIS dead.
Alex will put a few ideas in a hat, take a few out, put them together, and call it a conspiracy theory
My farts are better than August's farts 💨
…..your profile pic…..is glorious!
Is there a lore reason for your pfp?
@@p-__Wow, August too, huh? Look, as I said on a completely different channel, just shut up. Unless you're a bot or something, there just isn't an excuse to be this much of a no-life.
Sounds like a fun card game for a party!
XD
She’s the type of person to believe an AI generated image 💀
I made it myself. With peach cream filling. I'll be happy for your marks...
''trust me bro''
“Have I ever lied to you?”
Fr
Alex reminds me of the Southpark Episode where they find the Manatees that select a few floating orbs with words on them, to determine what the next episode of Family Guy is about.
"Joe Biden" - "Robot Eyes" - "Aliens?" - "Superbowl"
Sucks that a lot of people will never see those episodes, because the streaming platforms are too pansy to add them...
I love Robot Biden you imagine the engineer who created Robot Biden must be embarrassed as to how terrible he programmed the memory.
If Biden is a robot then trump is a parasitic alien that infects its followers into doing its bidding.
The "scary" part of this is that a while ago I wrote a book about a dystopian future where humans and AI are difficult to differentiate and AI overtaking humans. It's fiction and unrealistic. But if people actually start to believe this kind of stuff it makes me wonder if these kind of ficition will fuel their paranoia.
Why in the world would a secret robo government make ads that intentionally allude to them being robots? A robot overlord would be smart enough to keep us perfectly in the dark and just make the ads about something else.
A robot's programming is only going to be as intelligent as the person programming it... Wait, omg, this woman's been in on the conspiracy all along! She's really telling us the truth as their captive programming slave and the robots are really that dumb!
This makes me realize that this AI era we’re getting into might be a nightmare for the paranoid schizophrenics out there
Can confirm, my delusions are getting really bad... But I hope I at least recognize most of them are, in fact, delusions...
This lady wants to be living in the "Truman Show" so badly lol
Imagine you're an alien, a technologically advanced super-being who has made it to a new planet, and you decide "I'm gonna become a pop-star!"
spongebob:''squidward! the robots are running the navy!'' squidward:''NOT THE NAVY!!!'' 🤣🤣🤣
The Navy was already stupid
*spongebob foghorn sound effect*
Alex, go sit down. 💀
Not even, take a nap 💀
My farts are better than August's farts.
@@noahthegod1267 FR 💀
@@noahthegod1267nah, just go to sleep
Or maybe just go outside. Do something other than spreading misinformation
1990: Aliens are about to invade us!! Get ready!! I promise!!
2024: Aliens are about to invade us!! Get ready!! I promise!!
lol #bringbacktheduck
"the ice caps will be melted by 2000"
@@Azuciea the ice caps are actually melting though
@@Istealtoast Earth has experienced cold periods (informally referred to as “ice ages,” or "glacials") and warm periods (“interglacials”) on roughly 100,000-year cycles for at least the last 1 million years.
@@yourshoulderdevil5229brainwashed cultist
@@yourshoulderdevil5229we are still warming up from the ice age... climate change is happening, but it's because of earth naturally changing.
I love how her “evidence” is just more conspiracy
4:44 if anyone's wondering the reason why the clock is ticking so loud is mostly to emphasize the fact that the woman was too stunned to speak. This can be seen in novels where the author writes something like "deafening silence" or "you could hear a pin drop". No conspiracy just good old literary analysis
Edit: got the time stamp wrong
This is what you get when you give kids smart phones without an education
I'm paranoid, have chronophobia and constantly have the feeling somethings going to end at any moment and even I don't jump to insane conclusions like this nut job
💀💀💀💀😭😭 LMFAO too funny. i hope you're doing well. yeah i've met people with paranoia, at least they made a little bit of sense ngl.
I'm glad you don't fall for this woman's craziness, because I feel like a lot of vulnerable people easily would
@@yelhsasokolova8561 it's terrifying to know that's very true. People hear really dumb people say really dumb things and suddenly believe it. I have no idea how
@@rndmpinkiepie64severally mentally ill people or young kids who know no better is probably her audience , also got the same phobia the worst I'll have is random epsiodes where I have a deep fear im going to pass away soon 💀
Do any medicines, plant or synthetic, help with your sense of impending doom?
Man, some people react really badly to psilocybin that first time and never recover.
Users are losers
That is what the rehab industry lobbyists and big pharma wants you to think.@@OrbitalTrails-x5s
They were already at risk
@user-zy3nv1jy1m . Abusers are losers. Users are cool I say to you sir.
Love how according to her the "Elites" disclosed information through the super bowl. A major sporting event that not everyone cares for. Hate to admit it, but I would be one of those sheeple staring at their phone since I don't watch sports.
Also genuinely worries me if that is not an act and she truly believes the words coming out of her mouth. Couldn't stop laughing at the clock discovery commercial, as anyone could obviously tell the clock like August stated was to demonstrate the awkward amount of time passing. The leaps in logic they always take to tie things together that still show no evidence lol.
during the 2023 super bowl, I farted. during the 2024 superbowl I farted again.... COINCIDENCE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
DEFINITELY NOT, it has to mean the world is is gonna blow up in a fart
"It's hard to win an argument with a smart person. Its damn near impossible to win an argument with a stupid person." - Bill Murray
It's gonna be hard to get rid of her
This woman owes me a bottle of aspirin from the headaches she's giving me 😵💫
Then turn off TH-cam and get a life
Please pass me some 😵
“Alex serves shit”
“I *see* a padded room…. In your future!” 😂😂
I wont even be surprised if she said that if you jump off a roof you will actually start walking in air
Imagine if Sam became a celebrity & realized that she hasn’t become a robot.
New theory: August is actually an alien who is trying to protect all of Earths secrets. Alex is a genius
Im not even a minute in and I can already feel the disappointment
same
#Bringbacktheduck
It was an iconic part of this channel's outro
fr
My farts are better than August's farts.
@@p-__my farts are warmer than P's farts
My brain hurts from all the mental gymnastics this woman is doing.
It must be exhausting thinking like this..
It is. And the exhaustion leads to more delusions
Conspiracy theories make me go ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Ik you don’t rlly talk abt real news and more social media news, but I have watched and loved your channel for a while. And their was a story on BBC about a library in the state I live in and have lived in for my whole life (Massachusetts) and it was about a library that was paying off library debt where you can’t get anything from the library anymore but if you send in a picture of a cat they will pay off your library debt. So I rlly love this channel, and I really live that story. So if you wanna talk abt it on the channel you can I would live to see it on this channel.
11:25 yes she’s my favorite reincarnated shapeshifting alien
My favorite ones are the ones they think the sun is fake, poop is fake, and a new one I found out about that space is fake. One of my favorite comedians Garreth Reynolds had the perfect response to some who said space isn't real when someone said "It can be real if you have never see it yourself" which the respond was "I don't believe your brain is real since I've never seen it either"
Now I'm expecting the "Time Blindness" Tiktokker to make a video expressing her outrage at the prominence of clocks at the Super Bowl.
Okay if that happens, I’m quite certain that *IS* the sign for breaking the last seal and we’re outta here!
This lady makes Alex Jones sound reasonable
My farts are better than August's farts 💨
Funny because a lot of way Alex Jones says it's becoming true not everything conspiracy theorists are winning but keep being you lol!
Idk, does SHE have a 🦙?
@@p-__womp womp
*_This_* is the Ducking content I've been waiting for.
Mom: there is nothing bigger than the universe!
this girls forehead:
#Bringbacktheduck
It was an iconic part of this channel's outro
shut up
My farts are better than August's farts.
@@p-__ EUUGGHHH WHAT-
@@p-__ bro why is it every comment I see like this you say this?? I’m literally dying
@@Holly60411 just report it at this point
She branched out from saying the sun is fake to other random theories now.
She's not just reading too far into it, she's reading the wrong book entirely.
There is no right book.
Also I'm talking about in general, but I'm sure there are books that are objectively true. Like a cook book. Or somethinf
The idea that the aliens/robots/whatever secred cabal du jour are basically the Riddler, and are compelled to leave clues and shit for us to find to figure them out is always the funniest part about these theories. XP
As someone who relies on intuition and dreams (while remaining a skeptic), it frustrates me that conspiracy theorists distort these ideas. I recently made a new friend who claimed the sun isn't real, and I couldn't help but respond, seriously???
I literally just gave a class presentation on conspiracy theories lol.
#bringbacktheduck
My farts are better than August's farts.
@@p-__seriously get off of the fucking internet we don't need you here you're taking up bandwidth for other people that could be using it
@@p-__why just why
@@p-__ You are not getting likes bro so ya might as well quit already 🙏
@@p-__Oh hey it's you again.😑
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I went to High School with her 😂😂😂 this surprises me 0%
I feel bad
I need proof!
did she get negative grades?
6:19 this part is kinda true for me since I get strep at least once a year every year
Jennifer Coolidge is an actress who pretends to be stupid, because it is funny. But red haired going isn't acting.
My theory is that toys are alive. I mean, Disney literally proved it when they released toy story!
5:17 it obviously means DAWN OF THE FINAL DAY
1:51 ROBIDEN WAS RIGHT THERE!!!
Memes
This is like when me and my cousins joked about a commercial song that we always pretended was made by aliens and controlling us to sing the commercial song. WE WERE 8.
As someone who doesn't watch the Super Bowl and who isn't really into sports, I'd like to know what ancient rock layer yhis person crawled out from between.
Alien ads at the Super Bowl aren't new.
Ads doing weird things aren't new.
They certainly aren't announcing that Hollywood has been "found out" or "veils are being lifted."
Pretty sure no one is taking out ad spaces for that.
I got a TikTok ad before this video lmao
I’ve been wondering what happened to that sun is fake lady 💀
surprised none of these conspiracy theorists have blown up with the pandemic in every ‘20 year (2020, 1920, 1820, etc.)
Get ready for the comeback video where she says you're a robot alien trying to manipulate our minds, I'm sure its gonna be very solid evidence deferentially.
I love your channel, instant subscribe! Awesome narrating and entertaining and hilarious videos you react to aswell!
😂👍
She doesn't have chronic paranoia, she's just an attention grabber who will say anything to be noticed.
both,methinks.
She thinks we live in a simulation, but thinks the moon is a hologram, but also thinks that aliens run the universe, but also thinks that every celebrity is an alien or robot that despite taking the time to hide this fact, are constantly giving you hints to prove they are alien robots.
If he WAS a robot, maybe he'd actually be able to form sentences that make sense, or sentences in general 💀
facts.
Nah he's a malfunctioning robot.
TAYLORSWIFTYOURRUININGFOOTBAL 6:29
As someone who used to live with a conspiracy theorist parent, this just sounds normal to me lmao. These people just wanna compete for whos the stupidest lol
I did sound design for a short play festival a while back where one of the plays had a lot of tense silences. Adding a clock and other background noise (the clock is particularly effective since you're a bit more aware of the time passing) is such a good way to accentuate an awkward pause. Definitely not an omen of the end times lol
All of what you said is exactly what the aliens would say to try to normalize clocks, alien.
@@f1jones544No, not that. This also sounds ominous.
i legit was about to say that 6:00
Whats next, 'north korea is secretly the richest country ever???' Like, BRUH
And people wonder why the US are planning on banning tik tok
What was surreal was listening to Katie Britt talk about China buying US farmland and something about Russia. It was like listening to a conspiracy theorist.
I have a great aunt who's a household name, and it always just floors me how many people are shocked by the fact that there's someone famous in my family. As if I'm special. Like seriously? You know how big our family is? This is my GREAT aunt, ffs. I had to stand in line just like everyone else to see her in concert. 😂
And who is it? This household name
Hi I'm the Mantis people
Robot Biden?
9:55 August the Duck a simp for Ice Spice confirmed?????
I heard psychiatrist explain how schizophrenic mind works and this is pretty close: the dude in an airport sees a floating red text "Stalin" among tabloids with flights. Then the text diaapears and repeats and the dude realizes - he is Stalin the Second (because he saw the word "Stalin" two times)
In the commersial about robot is a sound of a clock. There is a clock in the SuperBowl, where a lot of celebrities. One of them wore a clock necklace someday. She realizes - commersial says that it's time to say that famous people are robots
There is some logic, but it's broken. Illogical logic.
this is like mat pat trying to figure out the fnaf lore but in real life and totaly wrong
proof that taylor swift is not ai: ai music is actually good
This chick is so annoying
So if I say „damn this food is so good could be from space“ „SpAcE??? Alien food? Aliens are real guys“
I have a theory. The government puts laxatives in cheese. Whenever I eat a 5lb bag of shredded cheese I shit my pants. Don't trust the government.
She sounds like a pokemon youtuber counting the pixels in a flower to find out if the starters are furybait.
"No we are not living in the twilight zone..." she is living in the crazy zone. 😂
She’s the kind of person to believe that the suns is a planet and Jupiter is a star.
Nice try fed, I’m still not paying taxes
Mother:smoking won’t effect my child
The child:
Watching this video now with the P Diddy comment at 10:18 is mad