10 Hilariously Stupid Conspiracy Theories People Actually Believe

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  • @koba9421
    @koba9421 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1990

    How is the flat earth theory not on here?

    • @virgin5415
      @virgin5415 7 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      MANTIS it's been proven wrong a long time ago.

    • @koba9421
      @koba9421 7 ปีที่แล้ว +127

      Fuck Shit! That doesn't make it not a theory, a lot of the theorys in this video have been proven wrong.

    • @timodenzi1186
      @timodenzi1186 7 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      well I guess it's no longer a conspiracy theory to them **maybe they secretly believe it's true. ha ha

    • @karlosbourne8795
      @karlosbourne8795 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      MANTIS lol really? ... I started watching this just to see where flat earth would end up! ... glad because I'm still on the fence about flat earth ... still believe globe ... but I'm about 60:40

    • @DYNEsama
      @DYNEsama 7 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      I'm pretty sure only B.o.B believes that now

  • @GreenLinzerd
    @GreenLinzerd 7 ปีที่แล้ว +241

    I've heard a conspiracy theory that Finland isn't real. It's an empty patch of ocean used by Japan for fishing, because you know how those Japanese love their sushi. And when you go to Finland, you're actually going to Sweden. No word, of course, on how when you're in the plane on the way to Finland you can look out of the window and clearly see that there isn't an empty patch of ocean where Finland should be.

    • @smuglord5057
      @smuglord5057 7 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      I live in Sweden and I can confirm this. Finland is not real.

    • @woww-cr9ct
      @woww-cr9ct 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Rexonon C hahahaha

    • @Cod4Wii
      @Cod4Wii 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      LOL hahaha

    • @samw533
      @samw533 7 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Funny enough that theory started as a joke and people started taking it seriously. Just goes to show how stupid some people are and will believe anything they want.

    • @Sensenoi6
      @Sensenoi6 7 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      That's actually true.
      -"Finland"

  • @VestigialHead
    @VestigialHead 7 ปีที่แล้ว +367

    Lets start a conspiracy theory that all people that believe in conspiracy theories are actually holograms.

    • @user-qp9en3ye3l
      @user-qp9en3ye3l 7 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Kutulue Holy shit, that'll piss them off.

    • @margiedelay1716
      @margiedelay1716 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Kutulue. lmao

    • @fr0gm0th25
      @fr0gm0th25 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Kutulue so... you’re a hologram? Kinda backfired on you, didn’t it?

    • @Scitch87
      @Scitch87 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Let's just accuse all conspiracy theorists of being brainwashed by the government. That could be fun!

    • @abcdncs242
      @abcdncs242 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kutulue they are the stupidest alien

  • @highdefinitionapollo2189
    @highdefinitionapollo2189 7 ปีที่แล้ว +477

    People actually believe the moon isn't real..............WOW............

    • @cmshirlz
      @cmshirlz 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      George Zhang Yup. Ive seen the YT "documentaries" They say its a hologram to hide an alien space station

    • @alrightagain4605
      @alrightagain4605 7 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      craig shirley "That's no moon that's a space station"

    • @smillingdooku8116
      @smillingdooku8116 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      craig shirley look I cant believe that someone actually thinks that moon aint real

    • @demonic_tye8207
      @demonic_tye8207 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Its the Death Star

    • @daviddrake5991
      @daviddrake5991 7 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      The moon is really a death star but the engines burned out a few million years ago. And it took me 5 minutes to stop laughing.

  • @rishavg9524
    @rishavg9524 7 ปีที่แล้ว +404

    Everyone knows the current moon is a hologram and Gru stole the real one.....

    • @hadvarr8578
      @hadvarr8578 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Rishav Giri666 lol

    • @nichze8346
      @nichze8346 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Rishav Giri666 you are brainwashed

    • @bootnell
      @bootnell 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      No, it was blown up to prevent Sayins from transforming.

    • @dilophosaurussun500
      @dilophosaurussun500 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      The moon is obviously a flashlight that god is holding to give us light

    • @scornbass1552
      @scornbass1552 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@dilophosaurussun500 somebody hold it for Him, please. His arm must hurt.

  • @imgomes6425
    @imgomes6425 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    4 years have passed since this was uploaded and let's just say that conspiracies are now even more out of control.

    • @spagiddy
      @spagiddy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Because of social media made it worse

    • @NotMyEmail
      @NotMyEmail 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      🤭 they're funny to me

    • @bradysmith4245
      @bradysmith4245 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      There are literally people out there saying that all actors, pro athletes, models, politicians, and popular musicians are secretly trans and that if you aren’t trans you aren’t allowed any success. As an actor who’s not trans, this conspiracy theory is deeply frustrating. I mean, how do people not see the holes in this one. It’s beyond me. Am I gonna have to walk around with my pants unzipped for people to believe that I’m a male?

    • @TheMaan2008
      @TheMaan2008 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Trueee

    • @daytonabeachUSA
      @daytonabeachUSA 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Do your research!

  • @hunterc8943
    @hunterc8943 7 ปีที่แล้ว +233

    Everyone wants to be special, even if it makes them look like an idiot.

    • @cmshirlz
      @cmshirlz 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Hunter's Here Absolutely right.

    • @TheAsylumCat
      @TheAsylumCat 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hunter's Here needs more likes this comment does.

    • @milfhunter6906
      @milfhunter6906 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hunter's Here 100% true

    • @Damiancontursi
      @Damiancontursi 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      This is the kind of thing I hate to see. What if the moon wasn't real? What evidence did the video or you say to back that up? I do believe the moon exists, I could be wrong though. Please people try to see beyond what you "know".

    • @TheFutureAwaits
      @TheFutureAwaits 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      + Damian Contursi Look up.

  • @RexKristoffer
    @RexKristoffer 7 ปีที่แล้ว +277

    Mom if you're watching this, none of this stuff is real, stop sending me spammy e-mails about lizard people.

    • @FunkyFlunky2332
      @FunkyFlunky2332 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Rex Kristoffer what if your the lizard?!? DUH DUH DUHHHHHH

    • @BrentonGandyE
      @BrentonGandyE 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Rex Kristoffer spammy lmbo

    • @jacintadonald5058
      @jacintadonald5058 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i believe in (insert random thing here)

    • @Hikki79710
      @Hikki79710 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Your mother speaks trvth !

  • @nickjordan7671
    @nickjordan7671 7 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    How to make a "conspiracy theory"
    Step 1. Find something very real. Something that evidence and rational thought compels us to believe is true.
    Step 2. become *dense*

    • @peonyflowers23
      @peonyflowers23 ปีที่แล้ว

      Conspiracy theories are almost always stupid false allegations with 0 evidence like JFK Junior being alive controlling QAnon

  • @nathanlaw5912
    @nathanlaw5912 7 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    i can imagen someone looking up and going “thats no moon” lol

    • @cringename4391
      @cringename4391 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      THE MOON IS HIDING A BIG SPACE MCDONALD'S WHICH SHOUTS BIG BOOM BOOMS

    • @jonsnipe5484
      @jonsnipe5484 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Moon is a satellite

    • @thewraith5995
      @thewraith5995 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      People do that with the sun also....

    • @nebulisnoobis102
      @nebulisnoobis102 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jonsnipe5484 r/technicallythetruth

    • @BRDman8045
      @BRDman8045 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jonsnipe5484 your not wrong, technically.

  • @FreakEating
    @FreakEating 7 ปีที่แล้ว +335

    I wonder how many conspiracy theories are just exercises in real life trolling lol

    • @lucifers.morningstar3805
      @lucifers.morningstar3805 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      All of them are.

    • @chrishansen7633
      @chrishansen7633 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      There's a guy that believes Stephen King killed John Lennon because he looks kinda like Mark David Chapman. I really hope he's just a troll
      lennonmurdertruth.com

    • @TheZXKUQYB
      @TheZXKUQYB 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      KKK you must talking about democrats, because that is their history.

    • @michaelwaltrip55
      @michaelwaltrip55 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      FreakEating see, there's a few conspiracies that I can buy and somewhat believe, and a lot of my friends branded me the crazy conspiracy theorist. So sometimes I'll preach random, totally unbelievable theories to them as if I truly believe them. Now they never know if I'm being serious or not lol.

    • @bewmdogg
      @bewmdogg 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      They just think you're a moron

  • @4ll3sb4n4n3
    @4ll3sb4n4n3 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    As John Cleese once said: "The fascinating thing about stupidity is, that it takes a certain amount of intelligence to realize how stupid you are. If you are not good at something at all, then you lack excatly the skills that you need, to know that you're absolutely no good at it." Explains how people come up with such stupid theories.

  • @jakovb383
    @jakovb383 7 ปีที่แล้ว +284

    but Moon is here for thousands of years
    there wasn't any holograms in acient Rome

    • @mactony4
      @mactony4 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      what do you know, you weren't there lol.

    • @theriffwriter2194
      @theriffwriter2194 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      mactony4 I was😈

    • @oliverthespy6786
      @oliverthespy6786 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      CG Vallejos People have written about and studied the moon since hundreds of years before Rome. Check yourself before you wreck yourself.

    • @dukeyxxyz
      @dukeyxxyz 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      The reptilians built the pyramids as a way to project the hologram into the sky. They also built the weather machine and house it in Denver Airport. This machine isn't perfect so it kind of gets certain things wrong (mainly snow being plastic.) The worst thing is that when they're done destroying everything we love, they'll go back into the earth and use their stargate to ravage another world....
      3 spooky 20-398484577 me

    • @oliverthespy6786
      @oliverthespy6786 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      CG Vallejos We have no evidence of anything from the bible. We have a hell of a lot of evidence that the moon exists.

  • @SkindianaBonez
    @SkindianaBonez 7 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    ''the earth is flat'' that's a fucking ridiculous theory imo

    • @maximusretardious4597
      @maximusretardious4597 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's not even fucking level...

    • @SkindianaBonez
      @SkindianaBonez 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      sad thing is, is that my mum believes this. im ashamed to be her child

  • @mewboo3606
    @mewboo3606 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    The craziest conspiracy theorists I've met was a full grown adult legitimately try to convince me that dinosaurs didn't exist. I know it sounds like I'm kidding, but I'm not . He was dead serious. He was a creationist flat earther who didn't believe in gravity and use the excuse that he thought dinosaurs weren't real as a way to deny evidence of evolution, which he thought was a hoax to deny that god was real or whatever. He claimed that since god made Adam a fully grown man when he created him, he also created a fully grown earth with fossils already inside of it of creatures that had never existed. He was so dumb. I just commented on a post online about how stupid flat earthers are and he just started spamming me paragraph long messages of pure stupidity that went on really long and unrelated tangents. I eventually blocked him because I was tired of being spammed. The worst part was that he really believed it. His entire account was stuff like that and other conspiracy theories

    • @rickkwitkoski1976
      @rickkwitkoski1976 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah. I KNOW a couple of morons like that too.
      There is a very good inverse correlation between people who believe conspiracy crap and the amount of FORMAL education that they acquired. The two that I mention above didn't finish high school. Sure, there are very EDUCATED people that "believe" shit too, but more of the absolute numpties are at the bottom end of the education scale.

    • @slavkonadj2089
      @slavkonadj2089 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lemme guess.. u took the shot

  • @Rhented
    @Rhented 7 ปีที่แล้ว +142

    People think the moon doesn't exist. Congratulations human race we lost.

    • @ramses3445
      @ramses3445 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It indeed seems to be that way, only a press of a few buttons away from destruction of the entire human race...

    • @losgryfog
      @losgryfog 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      lost what

    • @boydmerriman
      @boydmerriman 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Why not? They also think the world is flat!

    • @moderator8247
      @moderator8247 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well I’m going to delete it

    • @joliejarina1696
      @joliejarina1696 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Not surpising, they even think the earth is flat

  • @NativeLink
    @NativeLink 7 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    A conspiracy theory that Adam Blampied is the sexiest man alive.

    • @darklord884
      @darklord884 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ryan Reynolds is.

    • @daltondeverell4039
      @daltondeverell4039 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      that no theory. I swear he was nominaed for sexiest man alive by that magazine.

    • @pekinobo
      @pekinobo 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Can´r be true, he might be second after Rich Evans

    • @Minx5892
      @Minx5892 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      pekinobo ah a fellow RLM and what culture fan. *tips hat*

    • @nicholasfarrell5981
      @nicholasfarrell5981 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Of course that's a conspiracy. Everyone knows that I am the sexiest man alive ;)

  • @Spearz5
    @Spearz5 7 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    I've been to the Denver airport because I live in Colorado and it's a nice place + the horse with red eyes is a creepy version of the broncos mascot

  • @TheBlasian96
    @TheBlasian96 7 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Are they stupid, or have you been told to say they're stupid!?!?!?! HMMMMMMM

    • @Goraka91
      @Goraka91 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      ROTHSCHILD I TELLS YA.

    • @theriffwriter2194
      @theriffwriter2194 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      TheBlasian96 Oh, they're stupid. %100. No debate here.

    • @chickenwalker6458
      @chickenwalker6458 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hmm, no. Their lack of being able to understand basic science makes them stupid.

    • @Digitizeddragon
      @Digitizeddragon 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Alurminardee konfirmd. 0_0

  • @brainarwhaltheillogicalpar6739
    @brainarwhaltheillogicalpar6739 7 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    The a Earth isn't hollow. But, the Conspiracists who made these theories have a hollow mind.
    Unless they don't.

    • @hendrikalbert3910
      @hendrikalbert3910 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      BraiNarwhal: The Illogical Narwhal Do the peolpe who believe the flat earth theory also have flat brains?

    • @Damiancontursi
      @Damiancontursi 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nice comment.

    • @Viper505repiV1
      @Viper505repiV1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      BraiNarwhal: The Illogical Narwhal It's not so much that they have hollow minds, it's more that they have hollow skulls.

    • @Leshka147
      @Leshka147 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well, there is an American sci-fi series called 'Sanctuary' where they go to Hollow Earth in season 3, and the movie 'The Mole People', riffed on by MST3K. Why have shows about Hollow Earth if it isn't true? :P

  • @user-op5ki3iz7h
    @user-op5ki3iz7h 6 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    I can imagine that sum guy just watched the moon and was like "no... That aint there"

  • @Kynk
    @Kynk 7 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    why did you leave out flat-earthers? (people who think the earth is flat). it sickeningly surprising how popular this ideology is; even though the proof is on the horizon.... and by that I mean sunset and sun rise...
    Or is the sun fake too?

    • @sic6664
      @sic6664 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Kynk Gaming He didn't mention it because he believes in it

    • @TimTE01
      @TimTE01 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I doubt it.

    • @warmgoodrob5611
      @warmgoodrob5611 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Probably because it's actually not crazy ENOUGH for the list.

    • @Don-tb5lj
      @Don-tb5lj 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Kynk it's very much true and u should do research

    • @Don-tb5lj
      @Don-tb5lj 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kynk who TF told u we think the sun is fake we just said it wasn't a ball of gas 93 million miles away

  • @TheSefirosu200x
    @TheSefirosu200x 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    My biggest problem with the moon thing is, how could they do that when we definitely don't have hologram technology anywhere near close to that level of advancement? If we could do that, where are our holographic computer terminals?

  • @akashshanmugam7162
    @akashshanmugam7162 7 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    The thing most of these theories have in common is that they have to do with America

  • @leejackson1546
    @leejackson1546 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The one that really gets me is the conspiracy theory about chem trails from planes that secretly control us. Honestly Simon, you could go on for days with some of these insanely dumb theories

  • @0nly1truth
    @0nly1truth 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I can’t stand conspiracy theorist‘s, it is like arguing with a brick wall.

  • @anthony3295
    @anthony3295 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Haha love the obligatory “wake up sheeple”

  • @MadhouseMagical
    @MadhouseMagical 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    The moon is totally made of cheese. Gotta get them facts checked guys!!!

  • @davidmaglioli7048
    @davidmaglioli7048 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The idea that the Government can control the weather isn't that crazy when you consider that they have actually tried to do so. Which is where I imagine #6 came from.

    • @TheWolfgangGrimmer
      @TheWolfgangGrimmer 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I mean the US government also tried to create experimentally brainwashed super soldiers once, but the mere fact that they tried it doesn't in any way imply that it's actually within the realm of possibility to do so.

    • @dadillonful
      @dadillonful ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yea, you are part of the problem

  • @solidseth4367
    @solidseth4367 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Vapor trails have viagra in them. That's one of the funniest ones I have ever heard. But it does explain why I get so happy to see them flying above me...

  • @jamesbates5163
    @jamesbates5163 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Gotta love how the only argument against the theories you have is "These people are crazy."

    • @baloneyponey8658
      @baloneyponey8658 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      The government's ministry of truth did it better. *laughs in planned-demic.*

    • @shinyahiiragi5299
      @shinyahiiragi5299 ปีที่แล้ว

      If you need proof on these ones - you're an idiot, who needs to be castrated to not contaminate humanity's genetic code.

  • @MrC0MPUT3R
    @MrC0MPUT3R 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I'm a simple man. I see a startgate. I click the video.

  • @okieyoshimd9817
    @okieyoshimd9817 7 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    someone once tried telling me that there is an omnipotent being who lives in the sky and silently judges all of us one by one. I scoffed and I said, "Yeah and Santa isn't real either!"

    • @EuropeanQoheleth
      @EuropeanQoheleth 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      God doesn't live in the sky. That you people keep parroting this puerile strawman is evidence that you people clearly don't know how God works and instead of bothering to get informed just keep making smug posts on the internet.

    • @billalphonso79
      @billalphonso79 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@EuropeanQoheleth so where does he live?

    • @thedoctorofplagues4569
      @thedoctorofplagues4569 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@billalphonso79 Brazil

    • @proto-geek248
      @proto-geek248 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Santa died for your sins you bastard.

    • @freespirit7450
      @freespirit7450 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@billalphonso79 another realm.

  • @punkfan97
    @punkfan97 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    here's another good one some people actually think that "lol" means Lucifer Our Lord and you're actually summoning the devil when you type that

    • @TheInfiniteSheldon
      @TheInfiniteSheldon 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Link them to League of Legends forums and watch their minds explode.

    • @dannyknight2597
      @dannyknight2597 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      punkfan97 that's hilarious

  • @victordennett
    @victordennett 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Good job. Keep making anti-conspiracy cook vids and I'll keep liking.

  • @jfjsas07
    @jfjsas07 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Voting privileges of 80% of people should be taken away, if you think of it, or at least reduced in value, until they pass some exam, showing a basic understanding of topics such as politics, finances and history and until they are not manipulated by whatever news they hear from the media.

    • @ev3rything533
      @ev3rything533 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The problem is who writes the test.

    • @SpinoRexy733
      @SpinoRexy733 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sounds a little fascistic to me. So 20% of the population should take away the voting rights of 80% of the population. Then means test voting rights through some exam like everyone is back in school again. That seems like a bad precedent to set.

  • @FloraJoannaK
    @FloraJoannaK 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Conspiracy theories are just fan-fiction about the real world. - xkcd comics, iirc.

  • @jedininja4209
    @jedininja4209 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    So all im saying is i paused this video and went outside in Michigan and put my lighter to a snowball and it melted to water. Didnt turn black like the videos. 🤷‍♂️

  • @Belzabond
    @Belzabond 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    These conspiracy theories are good for movies, but they're absolutely ridiculous in real life

  • @pablodiscobar7152
    @pablodiscobar7152 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Did you just say "let us know in the COMMIES below"???!!!!

  • @xeroterragoth1866
    @xeroterragoth1866 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Ok I haven't watched the vid yet, or read any of the comments, but I'm going to make the prediction that this video is going to attract all the Alex Jones Infowars trolls pretty quickly. These people (I use the term loosely) in my experience have a serious problem with facts, reality, science, and logic in general and I can totally see them crawling out of the darkened corners of their mom's basement to harass the ever living crap out of not only the creators of this video, but also anyone who posts here (including myself).
    *Que the attack of the angry attic and basement dwellers in 3...2...1...*

    • @xeroterragoth1866
      @xeroterragoth1866 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That. Was. Freaking. Hilarious.
      And I thought chemtrails, flat earth, and the moon landing being faked were laughable conspiracies. Kind of shocked none of those made it into this list...

  • @UndeadSchizophrenicProductions
    @UndeadSchizophrenicProductions 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    My biggest issues are that conspiracy theorists take advantage of people with mental disabilities. It is morally wrong

  • @DesiMac5
    @DesiMac5 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    “Ain no dinosaur helping with nothin” 😂

  • @davidcarter3830
    @davidcarter3830 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    It's amazing how people can make an assumption without actually looking for evidence. People like that shouldn't vote or have children.

  • @lyleabraham470
    @lyleabraham470 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The idea that if everyone had a gun there would be less crime.

  • @gbishop1774
    @gbishop1774 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I'm not a fan of Obama myself, but I'm not gonna call him a ducking alien lizard

    • @gbishop1774
      @gbishop1774 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      *fucking. and just because of this I'm starting a new conspiracy that auto correct is being controlled by the alien lizards that live inside the hollow Earth, but trick us into thinking they're on the moon that doesn't exist

  • @Jambi4204
    @Jambi4204 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Thank you for bringing up the horse at the Denver airport. Now I'm not saying the airport is evil, but the artist who made the creepy horse was crushed to death by the horse when it was finished.

  • @markr102
    @markr102 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I wonder what would happen if you told people a conspiracy theory that was actually real? Could you get them to go around saying "crazy theory: the moon is real!"

  • @SpiceGhouls
    @SpiceGhouls 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The Paul is Dead theory.

    • @ejejdjjs6400
      @ejejdjjs6400 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Happy CatLady not dumb enough, but no way in hell paul Mccartney was replaced by an almost exact replica

  • @josephjurczak6449
    @josephjurczak6449 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    He definitely said Kirk Russel, i cannot unhear it now

  • @JaelaOrdo
    @JaelaOrdo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Saddam do you have an alien stargate?
    “What? No, relax guuuuuy, no stargates here.”

  • @aja9574
    @aja9574 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Scientology

    • @feralfio5041
      @feralfio5041 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's more of a malicious cult.. But considering how they thought we came from a volcano, yeah. I'd say they deserve a spot.

  • @dannybanani8013
    @dannybanani8013 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    You didn't mention flat earthers.... so sad those people.

  • @SantinoBA2005
    @SantinoBA2005 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    7:20 Cute Pug.

  • @littlepumpkinpiehair-cutte519
    @littlepumpkinpiehair-cutte519 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    You forgot the earth is flat! I fell off it once...😓

  • @ShiftyQuail
    @ShiftyQuail 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The blue horse statue really is that terrifying. Especially at night.

  • @HeatherHolt
    @HeatherHolt 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The moon is cheese.
    Seriously no Flat Earth theory bullshit??

    • @pca1987
      @pca1987 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Heather Holt Yeah. That one is even worse than the hollpw Earth one.

    • @HeatherHolt
      @HeatherHolt 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      P Ariza I'm sure before too long I'll have at least one flat earther psycho berate me in this comment thread. How can anyone be so daft as to believe the earth is flat lol it's hilarious. What do they think happens when you get to the ends?

    • @deltoroperdedor3166
      @deltoroperdedor3166 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Heather Holt I've seen a fuckload of yt videos and 'documentaries' stating the Moon was actually a hollow sphere of iron and aliens are hiding their spaceship in there

    • @HeatherHolt
      @HeatherHolt 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      DelToro Perdedor wow I just can't even. Where do they get these kinds of ideas? I can understand when ancient people thought stars were where the afterlife was and the sun was a god, but now that there's a little thing called the age of science, and people just completely ignore scientific facts it kills me.

    • @deltoroperdedor3166
      @deltoroperdedor3166 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Heather Holt fantasy sells more than actual truth and there are people who are allergic to science

  • @shanepleasants6280
    @shanepleasants6280 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I've been to Denver airport multiple times and I believe it too be evil even though I'm not much of a conspiracy theorist but you can't deny the art seems to be out of place for a airport. The only conclusion is the art is used for people who are scared to fly because after seeing some of the art flying is a breeze your just happy to get the fuck out of that place

  • @Flatrocker512
    @Flatrocker512 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Had a co-worker who was Conspiracy Theory guy. Once, I got fed up while he was reading some "article" about how "the earth is going to experience fifteen days of darkness in November of 2017... This article quotes some high-ranking NASA officials... Apparently it's due to a chemical effect between Jupiter and Venus..." I couldn't believe a fully-grown adult would believe anything so stupid. "Not to be that guy," I replied, "but cite your source." After a few seconds of scrolling on his phone he simply said, "Uh... NASA."

  • @wolfpackq2321
    @wolfpackq2321 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Conspiracies used to make sense.
    Now conspiracy theories are like: THIS PERSON IS IN THE ILLUMINATI CAUSE I SAID SO.

  • @QueSarahSarah72
    @QueSarahSarah72 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I love conspiracy theories and find them entertaining. Google and Bing probably think I'm a conspiracy theorist since I watch so many vids and read articles about the stuff. But for me it's like reading fairy tales. Though I have to admit there are a select few that are plausible. Some conspiracy theories have turned out to be true (MK Ultra for example). And then there are those theories that are based slightly in fact and have gotten out of hand... (how legends are formed I guess?). I think conspiracy theories are the computer age versions of mythology - the way humans explain what doesn't make sense. I love ancient folklore so I can see the comparison between conspiracy theories and past folklore. And centuries from now scholars will study our era and teach most conspiracy theories as ancient folklore (Imagine taking a class in the future called: 20th and 21st Century Conspiracy Theories)

  • @TheStrategicKeys
    @TheStrategicKeys 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I'm ashamed to be born and raised in Georgia. That is just stupid.

  • @Everest314
    @Everest314 7 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Where are the chemtrails?!

    • @bradpitt4815
      @bradpitt4815 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Theories. Not facts.

    • @Don-tb5lj
      @Don-tb5lj 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Chemtrails are facts and the director of the CIA admitted it, the excuse they gave was to block out the sun because of global warming but at the same time their conveniently poisoning us

    • @kaotik1369
      @kaotik1369 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nowhere

    • @AhAh-ni2cb
      @AhAh-ni2cb 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Che trails are real so one yesterday shaped like a sheep

  • @wyattcorbin1629
    @wyattcorbin1629 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    What if all the animals are shapeshifting lizards????

    • @joshdoe164
      @joshdoe164 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Even lizards ?

    • @jcse16
      @jcse16 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Especially the lizards, they are the worst of them.

    • @markhoffart622
      @markhoffart622 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      What if all lizards are shapeshifting animals???

  • @harshitrawat9494
    @harshitrawat9494 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Who tf says yoga is satanic? Yoga originated in India over 5000 years ago 🤦🏾‍♂️

    • @walkingdead171
      @walkingdead171 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Nigga stretches his leg, Christians: 😠😠😠

    • @baldelonmusk8068
      @baldelonmusk8068 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@walkingdead171 Dude: Fucking breathes because hes getting tired
      Christians: HOLY SHIT A SIN GOD PLEASE HEAL THIS MAN GET THE HOLY WATER QUICK

    • @VividRogue
      @VividRogue 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Christians will call anything satanic

  • @QWERTYADAM
    @QWERTYADAM 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "The Iraq war was started over conflict" if you are going to make fun of stupid theories, don't put stupid ones out yourself

    • @Goraka91
      @Goraka91 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I mean technically aren't all wars caused by 'conflict'? :P

    • @ShadicRothZz1998
      @ShadicRothZz1998 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      adam mcgraw That moment when you forget what conflict means and look stupid trying to call someone else stupid.
      Conflict can literally just mean 'bad things that happened'. So yeah, learn up.

  • @PewDieDuckChannel
    @PewDieDuckChannel 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Hollow earth?! well, just dig in it I guess and show them (believers ) a genuine footage of the escaped to finally settle the issue. make sense?..

  • @dennisgonzalez4186
    @dennisgonzalez4186 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This needs an annual update

  • @the_cyberchill
    @the_cyberchill 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    um... i live in georgia.. we dont get snow often, but we get icy roads but no fucking way that snow burning shit is real

    • @ScrubLordIdeas
      @ScrubLordIdeas 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bella D Copular yes, you are correct my fellow Georgian

    • @guitarboy1234
      @guitarboy1234 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bella D Copular I know how you feel. This guy is making people think close minded. I'm sure the gulf of Tonkin was just in our heads too

    • @TimTE01
      @TimTE01 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Snow does burn under direct heat. Indirect heat is what makes it melt without burning.
      I got a C in Chemistry and even I know that.

  • @mynamejeef7166
    @mynamejeef7166 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    only a lizardmen whould say that the theory is stupid

    • @PeterParker-ff7ub
      @PeterParker-ff7ub 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Which idiots think ix part of the conspiracy and anything that proves them wrong. It keeps going no matter how wrong they are.

  • @IllusionistBeatsOfficial
    @IllusionistBeatsOfficial 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The snow one kinda makes sense though. Soot only forms when you burn solid carbon-based matter (NOT snow, which doesn’t burn and only melts). Also, as any smoker knows, the gas smell coming from a lighter smells like gas, not plastic. Never once has it ever smelled anything even vaguely like plastic.

    • @MasterAdam100
      @MasterAdam100 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I've tried the lighter experiment during winter in Kansas. Snow there did the same thing. If people believe this insane idea, they would have to say that all snow is fake.

    • @IllusionistBeatsOfficial
      @IllusionistBeatsOfficial 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      MasterAdam100 any idea why? I’d really like to know what’s going on there

  • @kevin10001
    @kevin10001 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The one I call the Obama 11th hour theory should be here where at the last minute he is going to put through an executive order that will allow him to keep the presidency forever

    • @bigkingspeakerdwestemperor5068
      @bigkingspeakerdwestemperor5068 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Will he reveal his true lizard nature?

    • @kevin10001
      @kevin10001 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Adolf Hipster he isn't a lizard

    • @bigkingspeakerdwestemperor5068
      @bigkingspeakerdwestemperor5068 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's what they want you to think...

    • @deltoroperdedor3166
      @deltoroperdedor3166 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      kevin10001 I don't think Americans have anymore luck left, so this ain't gonna happen

    • @mistyhustad7121
      @mistyhustad7121 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thank God it isn't. I don't like Trump, but I'll take him over Obama. The man didn't accomplish one worth while thing during his Presidency. The one thing he was know for was the Health Care Act and that's already proving to be a negative thing. The man's approval rating was ridiculously low even among his own party. Maybe Trump will at least accomplish something. However, I tell you what though I don't really care for either of them, I'll take either Trump or Obama over Hillary.

  • @DireHammer
    @DireHammer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Dude, there's something weird going on at the Denver Airport. Just sayin.

    • @genericname8727
      @genericname8727 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Did you see Glam & Gore’s video on it?

  • @spider-turtle481
    @spider-turtle481 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    People think birds are government drones.

    • @bradysmith4245
      @bradysmith4245 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I thought that was just a joke but it wouldn’t shock me if some idiots actually believe it.

  • @PippinBeutlin
    @PippinBeutlin 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    In some statement we live with dinosaurs they're called birds

  • @amai_zing
    @amai_zing 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Obama is in control of the weather, much like Mufasa in the Lion King

  • @kinqmav226
    @kinqmav226 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Yoga does have a spiritual connection thou

  • @paul-stephanbinder4004
    @paul-stephanbinder4004 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Ever Heard of pizzagate?

  • @carolinagiraldo9809
    @carolinagiraldo9809 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The Gov does control de weather

    • @jacintadonald5058
      @jacintadonald5058 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The government is evil, making us suffer with cyclones (or hurricanes, I'm Australian), tornadoes (never seen one in real life), floods, landslides, sinkhloes and much more terrible weather.
      This also means that the government is the cause of climate change, not us.
      LMAOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! We get to use as much coal as we like! (Just kidding, the government probably has majority of the coal. CONSPIRACY THEORY!!!)

    • @saucc_
      @saucc_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jacintadonald5058 ok boomer

    • @jacintadonald5058
      @jacintadonald5058 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@saucc_ sorry sorry

    • @AOSMAKAKMS
      @AOSMAKAKMS 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jacintadonald5058 jacinda ardern?

    • @PeterParker-ff7ub
      @PeterParker-ff7ub 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      The government predicts the weather.

  • @99xara99
    @99xara99 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Actually as a kid I didn't wanna do yoga because someone of my family told me something alike. Not directly that it is "trying to trick people into Satanism" but it was apparently too esoteric and talking about "energies" and stuff that didn't play well with some christian beliefs.

    • @joshmastiff1128
      @joshmastiff1128 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yoga as a physical exercise is useful. Those energy crap is what it is, crap

  • @EnoEnasni
    @EnoEnasni 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Not to be confused as a C.T. but you didn't actually disprove any of these theories...I know, I know they are just conspiracies but look, there have been some that have turned out true.

    • @isaacsorrels4077
      @isaacsorrels4077 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      EnoEnasni
      Conspiracy theories that have no basis in reality or logic are never real.

  • @MrXemrox
    @MrXemrox 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Hiding the “hollowness” of the Earth and “double sun” or “something hiding behind the the moon” would be pointless and clearly are false and ludicrous.

    • @Brylant1980
      @Brylant1980 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      And how do u know that genius?

    • @aaronkingjr3442
      @aaronkingjr3442 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Some adjacent constellations do have more than 1 sun.
      And the planets drift in and over over billions of years, so we don't have the same moon or sun we started with. As mentioned in science if that matters to you.
      So...not so false & ludicrous.

  • @nharviala
    @nharviala 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I'm somewhat surprised that the "Earth is flat" theory wasn't on here, that's been gaining a lot of ground lately. Either way, this video really sheds a lot of light on how our latest election turned out.

  • @RealBadGaming52
    @RealBadGaming52 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I totally belive In the Iraq Stargate and the secret space programe

  • @user-sh4ug2fk5c
    @user-sh4ug2fk5c 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    You forgot all religions xDD

  • @kmaher1424
    @kmaher1424 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The horse sculpture at the Denver airport was created by Luis Jimenez, a Texas artist known for his monumental sculptures of historic and folkloric subjects. Part of the giant horse fell on him in his studio. He bled out before help arrived...

  • @scavenger4704
    @scavenger4704 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I used to give too much credit to humanity when I was little, then I grew up and realized most people are insane idiots.

  • @hmmoran1
    @hmmoran1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Thanks I had too many brain cells

  • @ericvacca551
    @ericvacca551 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Invading another country for a Stargate? If it was actually real Hell Yes! Thats a major national security issue.

  • @bobotett4320
    @bobotett4320 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I don't need Yoga to worship the Satan, I worship Satan on my own

  • @mrhaag
    @mrhaag 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I heard an interview with The Brian Kendrick once and he rambled on about how he thinks the sun burns cold... that's why it gets colder the higher you go. He figures if the sun burned hot then space wouldn't be freezing. All of the heat is from the molten core and seasons happen as it shifts around. He may have been stoned.

  • @GrungeHead47
    @GrungeHead47 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Damn guys this is a top 10 video. They can't put every insane conspiracy theory on here, that would be like a 12 hour video.

  • @fedorivanov7536
    @fedorivanov7536 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    very objective ; the main argument against these theories is "it's just not true"

  • @HeroSabre
    @HeroSabre 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    That stargate thing needs to be made into a movie.

  • @jaskuri6913
    @jaskuri6913 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Illuminati lizards living at a space station on the dark side of the moon spying on us from our cinnamon toast crunch bowl confirmed

  • @OmegaUberDeathbot
    @OmegaUberDeathbot 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I've been to faluja. I have been inside "wonder land" a recreation of the lost boy cave for his grand kids. I have been inside his palace also. There is no star gate. There was fancy furniture and art. The gold was pillaged at the beginning . But that place had nothing. No ancient tech. Not even an infrastructure.

  • @reubenp7840
    @reubenp7840 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Denver airport is definitely evil. Damn near constant delays and no Tim Hortons, EEEEEEEVIL

  • @miscedezshaw86
    @miscedezshaw86 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    #2 sounds just crazy enough to make a great movie plot!

  • @crane8819
    @crane8819 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    The hollow Earth theory is crazy but you have to admit it would be pretty cool lol.

  • @dubugga
    @dubugga 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    I like that argument with the moon. "Just look up and it's there!" Yeah so is a mirage in the desert.

    • @samuellawrencesbookclub8250
      @samuellawrencesbookclub8250 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Man has been to the moon, and the moon predates holographic technology (we know this as ancient languages have a word for it and old illustrations exist). How's that for evidence?