LIAR LIAR
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LYRICS:
[Verse 1: M’aiq]
These streets are Khajiit streets
Own the rap game with no cheat sheet
That bitch said she got a sweet tooth
So M’aiq gave her that sweet meat
M’aiq gave her that Nut Treat
M’aiq’s gonna get funky
M’aiq's spittin’ truth in the booth
M’aiq thinks that you’re ugly
Elon Musk, chillin’ on Twin Moons
Smoking sugar from heaven
M’aiq’s gonna send you back to school
I’m gonna teach you a lesson
Come take a look at these shiny jewels
M’aiq is hot like the desert
I’m with some hoes like they're farming tools
They called my junk a treasure
[Hook: M’aiq]
They call me M’aiq the Capper
The cap is Colovian Fur
They call me M’aiq the Capper
But they should be calling me “sir”
You know, as a matter of fact
I never lie, hide helmet, no cap
I am so fly, high level, no cap
I never lie, hide helmet, no cap [x2]
[Verse 2: M’aiq]
They call me a liar but I’m spitting fire
My watch sittin nice, it’s Richard Mille
Versace attire, my bitch Barenziah
She ridin’ my dick like a Therris wheel
M’aiq is getting hungry
They say you are what you eat
They’re right, I eat so much pussy
I’m almost a Wood Elf, but I’m a Khajiit
Jail time, all I got is these bars
Barbs on my dick like I’m Nicki Minaj
You’re gonna tell me I’m overencumbered
Whole game on my back and I run shit
Poof! Now you can’t see me
I’m John Cena with the Ring of Khajiiti
Holy fuck, M’aiq is so pretty
No pedo shit when I play with that kitty
[Hook:][x2]
[Verse 3: Todd Howard]
Sorry, the verse was a long way off
Here at Bethesda Recycling
We care about the environment
Bought my Tesla, interior white
I got 16 times the detail on my diamonds
2025 we going to Hammerfell
Maybe I’m lying, I mean only time will tell
Talk shit about me, I’m gonna find where you live
And I’ll clip through your house
Put you in a cart on the border to Skyrim
‘Cause that’s what you get for running your mouth
I’m sorry but I’m not talking ‘bout Toronto when I say I’m in the 6
It’s me and M’aiq on the track, it isn’t a bug, it’s a feature, bitch
Nylon Birkin bag hold 7-6 figures
You can talk about your dick but mine is four times bigger
I mean boy you’re a degenerate I cannot fuck with you [x2]
[Outro: M’aiq & Todd Howard]
This shit too easy
Shitted on the whole game, I fucking walk stupid - เกม
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Damn son, not even the Dunmer are resistant to this fire.
underrated comment
I want to like this comment but it’s at 666 and I don’t wanna ruin it so here’s my “like” 👍🏻
Wheres your pfp from?
I think the pfp is from The Summoning.
@@seanmoyer7589 yep from the summoning.. its really good uwu
Never thought I'd hear M'aiq say "Todd Howard".
I keep expecting to hear Hodd Toward
M'aiq in the house.
It was Nicki Minaj that got me 😂
I mean. M'aiq is just Todd's self insert
Now, your life must be complete.
If you start this song right when you finish character creation, todd howard's part starts when alduin lands on the tower
Bless you for your research
Was that what was written on the elder scroll?
Why do you know this lmao
@@MeeraTheMooneyed and many other things. The scrolls know all. What will, has, might, and will not come to pass.
IT REALLY DOES
oh he wears an elder scroll across his back. He literally is carrying the whole game.
when?
@@turboretard9555 Not in the game. He is carrying an elder scroll in the video. The game is called the elder scrolls…
Maybe Serana, but she isn't in the video
@@turboretard9555 0:42
That's a Young Scroll
Todd Howard was the last thing I was expecting but damn it's definitely not unwelcome
It's called liar liar for a reason
Holy eff. You're right though @fabián
Now waiting for him to turn up in the comments in 3, 2, 1...
no one expects todd howard
@@kerimaras3229 no one expects the bethesda inquisition.
Khajit has clout, if you have beats.
Khajiit has beats, if you have coin.
@@bosscroc5526 oh shit, M'aiq slipped.. N he pulled his groin...
if you read all these replys back to back its a mf rap bruv
I really like the "therris wheel" line. For those that don't know, Therris was a khajiit from the thieves guild that Barenziah had sort of a romance with.
If by "sort of a romance" you mean public sex in a bar that was so painful (barbed) she fainted, then yeah, sort of a romance.
@@LeviathanLP All my knowledge about Barenziah comes from the two biography book series you can find in skyrim. They mention somewhat sexual details, but I can't remember having read anything about those two doing it publicly. I believe you, this sounds weird enough for TES lore, but I have to ask what your source on that is.
@@LeviathanLP apparently it's mentioned in part 4 of "the real Barenziah". Must've overseen or forgotten that.
F for Therris
Berenziah got around damn
Why is no one talking about how Maiq sold someone an elder scroll for 5 septims
Isn't it worth 0 gold in-game?
@@irisinthedarkworld Ma'aiq rhe swindler
@@irisinthedarkworld 2k gold
@@HowBoutDemBoyzz oh right
An Elder Scroll would be worth 20k easily if not priceless lmao 2k is a joke
M'aiq is spitting now, bother someone else
This comment is as underrated as M'aiq
😂 I ❤ this comment
M'aiq is (never) done flexing.
Todd Howard saying he's going to find where I live and noclip through my house has got me rolling, thanks for that
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togglecollision
->Collision Off
Hey, you. You're finally awake.
Its got me fucking terrified
You put the bucket on your head and then steal everything.
It won't be funny when he actually does noclip through your house.
"Me and M'aiq on the track. It isn't a bug, it's a feature"
Holy *SHIT*
Todd's fattest flex is selling Skyrim for 7.5 billion dollars to Microsoft.
Damn it was already 3 months
Not skyrim, even Todd is owned by Microsoft now. The entirety of Zenimax is now owned by Microsoft.
@@adrena-rage human cannot be owned unless he’s enslaved, so he just works for microsoft now.
@@adrena-rage Todd isn't owned by microsoft, they didn't have a blood oath.
You know what I meant. Not enslaved.
Young Scrolls - providing the hottest tracks of the 4th Era
Edit this to say era
of the 4th era*
aesthetic dumbass done!
@@yannkam2127 Red Mountain is barely lukewarm
Indeed man, I'm still spitting fire by singing this
Category: Gaming
Because M'aiq played these fools
o
my sides
*G O T E M*
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Category; Gaming, 'Cause M'aiq is playing these fools.
Merchants paying for my scrolls, when they should be buying my tools.
I'm just realizing now that the title itself has a double meaning (as in "Liar Liar, pants on fire", but also because the two liars being featured in the track aka Miaq and Todd). Genuinely brilliant.
Smooth
Liar Liar my speaker's on fire
Also a reference to the movie Liar Liar
That "barbs on my dick like I'm Nicki Minaj" line is so good, lol. This mixture of lines you could legit find in a serious hip hip song and references to TES things is really surreal.
I just now got this
Nicki Fans call themselves Barbs
@@IronDBZ Also, uh, cat anatomy.
Saw him in concert at the Imperial City. The crowd went crazy when Saint Jiub came on stage to freestyle with M’aiq.
Yeah that baselines sent me airborne all the way back to vivec city 🤑🙏
Good old times.
They brought him outtta the soul cairn just for that.
Ideal Masters went: "I'll allow it fam"
Fuck bro and when the mosh pit opened an oblivion gate that was hella crazy
And when Sanguine showed up all hell broke loose!
Really? My favorite moment was when Baurus came back from the dead
[no lies detected]
Misread your name as Inigo Gaming lol
How's wayward realms going?
indigo
indiwait
@@akbas58
indistop
How come we can't see Todd's Buldge.
todd pls don’t clip through my house:(
😋
Todd doesn't give "Hail Mary's". He gives you another copy of Skyrim.
Just make sure you have at least 3 copies of Skyrim stapled to your doorframe and Todd will pass through peacefully. Otherwise he will send your firstborn son to Oblivion.
no promises
@@s--b LMAO
"I never lie, hide helmet, no cap." Might legitimately be the most clever wordplay in human history as of yet.
someone explain the layers in those 7 words alone
@@maxhadanidea
"I never lie, hide helmet, no cap."
M'aiq is wealthy enough to own a hide helmet and feels no need to lie about it.
M'aiq also is a Khajiit. He, by default, is wearing a hide helmet without having to wear a cap atop his head. "Hide helmet, no cap."
Also M'aiq The Liar saying "I never lie" self explanatory
@@bronytr There's a few more explained in a top comment above this one:
1. Hide helmet is an option that would make the cap he wears disappear. Hide helmet, no cap.
2. A hide helmet is no cap - which is literally true; hence, not a liar. I never lie, hide helmet, no cap.
3. No cap is another way of saying I'm not lying.
There are more but these were the best pointed out by people.
also don't forget the "I'm so fly, high level, no cap" part, which means that he is already at a high level, but it is uncapped, meaning he can infinitely level up
That wood elf line is gonna have the adoring fan coming back into the game with a diss track if M’aiq isn’t careful
Yo M'aiq won't even acknowledge him let's be honest-
Hmmm
@@ieatbees9367 let's see you diss m'aiq lmao
M'aiq doesn't fear any wood elf wannabe
I thought it was because Wood Elves in lore eat people but I see where that is coming from too
We need TESVI just so this man has more material to work with
*Needs AI Skyrim voice-acting to deliver his lines:
th-cam.com/video/VYPbps7hUzg/w-d-xo.html
There's an AI synthesiser now he could use that copies the voices used in Skyrim and Oblivion.
@@TechnoMinarchist That's what I linked lol
We need TESVI period.
That's like autotune. Nothing wrong with it but I think a ton of charm on these songs comes from the dubbing. New synthesized lines might be less so.
When he said "shitted on the whole game I fucking walk stupid" I really felt that
I didn't notice a single comment talking about the sponsors of Psijicolor or N'wahcell.
The details in this are immaculate.
Maiq knows many things thats others do not, Young is king so says Maiq
Please put a Young Scrolls easter egg in Skyblivion
@@hordlood Hell yeah, they should!
That would be so dope if they add "they call me Mai'q the Capper, the cap is colovian fur" in Mai'q's random sentences !!!
Please put young scrolls into Skyblivion.
edit: Specifically these two lines:
2:43 and 2:46
But everyone knows that!
You were playing checkers while Todd was playing chess, he slaughtered that beat no cap.
SoFloTodd
"Almost a wood elf but I'm a khajit..." that line was so clean I jumped out of bed
Ya I fell out of bed
"It isn't a bug, it's a feature, bitch" goes so hard, goddamn
Todd Howard looks like a Serious Sam model.
for a second i was thinking this was actual tes vi footage
Doesn’t help that this music video takes place in a desert too lol
First thought that came to my mind.
Close but I'd say about 16 times the detail or so
When are we going to crowd fund getting the original Khajit voice actors to collab with young scrolls?
🔥🔥🔥🔥
Considering Wes Johnson was willing to do voice lines for one of the LaFave Bros Oblivion skits, it's not entirely impossible.
I have a feeling if this is done, views would easily make through 3 million.
It's the lyrics that makes this a master piece, and of course the beats.
@@ndzhelin2651 Actually, it's more than that: he actually acted in at least two of them.
@@ndzhelin2651 Didn't Haskill's VA also voice a lore video before?
Listening to this now and I just realized the line about Nylon Birkin bag holding 7-6 figures is about the whole collectors' edition fiasco with Fallout 76
youngscrolls is just too good with these
G'oooooh fuck that's so smooth
Fuck that's smooth I didn't even realize. The wood elf line got me. This guy's a genius.
this is straight up incredible, its lore-friendly game correct fucking sick music made from only his voice lines
Yeah my favourite part of the lore was when Todd Howard roasted the shit out of us.
@@SonicTheIPHog i mean thats the entire point of m'aiqs character. hes an easter egg the devs use to reference dumb shit player want or say
Damn I wanna play as a Khajiit now
hey guys!!
Hello boys
look mac
when legends collide
But what would his name be!?
Paused Skyrim for this
Same
My Skyrim kindly crashed so I could watch this.
(not really)
and then you tab back in and it either freezes or your mouse is permanently on screen
I left the chess club for this.
@@Lenn869 There's ez fixes for double mouse bug
when i listen to:
"i never lie, hide helmet no cap
im so fly, high level, no cap"
blows my mind, this track is amazing.
can you explain these lines pls, i don't understand
@@7bladesky890 I might be missing some bits, but “no cap” here is referring to at least three things: no cap as in not lying, no cap as in no literal “cap” or hat, and no cap as in no maximum level.
“I never lie” clearly refers to the first meaning, “hide helmet” refers to the second (either because wearing a helmet prevents you from wearing a Colovian fur cap or because he’s “hiding” his helmet and removing the helmet from his character model [which is a mod]), and high level refers to the third meaning (where Maiq is saying that his maximum level is unlimited).
@@PikaPik3 wow thank you for such an amazing explanation, i got it
@@PikaPik3 [I'm so fly, high level] can also be perceived as he's so fly meaning high up, like a high level. (High level bridge, high level building). That just adds an extra meaning to the line, though I'm not sure if it's intended or not. Perception is beautiful
@@PikaPik3 Funny thing is, if you look at the video when he says "I never lie, hide helmet, no cap" his hat actually disappears, meaning he's actually lying, It's actually:
No cap = my hat is actually gone
I wish there wasn't an out break of Rockjoint. I was looking forward to seeing this live featuring Sheogorath.
They'd've really _rocked_ the _joint,_ amirite?
@@blarg2429 XD
It's always great seeing the Colovian Fur Hat I made years ago in stuff even today. It was like my second 3D model lol (P.S. Beyond Skyrim shameless plug, love the vids YS)
i want a colovian fur hat irl
It is one of the best colovian fur hat out there, you should be proud
@@akai4942 Thanks!
Haha, props to you man! When me n' my friends played through Morrowind we would always call that the PP hat, 'cause, yknow. So we had BS:B installed and when we went to the forge we started bawling with laughter cause of our stupid joke we made about it. So now every playthrough we do, we are FORCED to have _3rd Era Colovian Fur Helm_ eqquiped.
@@kazmakazii That's awesome! Anyone try BS: B with the multiplayer mods?
How can you believe that a man cannot become a Divine, when Young Scrolls is out here achieving CHIM!?
🔥🔥🔥🔥
M'aiq is Tosh Raka
"Here at Bethesda recycling we care about the environment"
I really hope Todd has seen this lmao
does he have a twitter? facebook? because if he does, you know what to do.
I just realized that this takes more effort than just making a normal song
Especially when our lord came for a guest verse.
pure genius! 😍
Way harder
this man has such motivation and compassion for the elder scrolls community, that he spends hours of his day, just to bring us some funny song, this man is a legend, wait do we even know if he is a man or not???
you dont even know, i tried making a track like yung scrolls and i barely finished a quarter of it
I feel so sad I have no friends who could grasp the fire that is this track
we’re all here with you
Don't worry, I'll be your friend!
Same
We are all friends here
New friend aquired
2 years later, the "I'll clip through your house, put you in a cart on the border of Skyrim because that's what you get for running your mouth" still hits hard like a Dragon-bone Warhammer.
Agreed lmao it's so smooth. And Todd would do that
2:42 Best line ever written. Pack if up bois, Mai'q has solved rap.
It's my favorite as well
jesus the nylon birkin bag holding 76 figures is just *chef's kiss*
I love there's three meanings to it
- Nylon bag - Fallout 76 Canvas Bag
- Birkin bag - luxury bag brand
- 7-6 figures - Fallout 76, also money in 6 figures
It's also extremely funny that it sounds like he's downgrading his estimate, like "the bag holds seven... six figures".
The fact that you're using the esraj for the instrumental makes it far too lore-friendly for its own good
Isn't the eraj indian tho? For it to be lore friendly it should be middle eastern.
@@zyadzekri39 Actually the Khajiit do use the Esraj. All the cultures of Elder Scrolls take some inspiration from real life cultures but I have to stress that Khajiit are not middle eastern in nature. If they were representing a culture they would be indeed Indian and Redguards would be Middle Eastern.
@@RavianGale Ah i see, thank you.
@@zyadzekri39 Yup exactly ! And in ESO it's kinda confirmed that the esraj comes from the Khajiti culture in TES universe, the instrumental at the beginning of the video (when it's not remixed by YS yet) is actually what's played by the esraj musicians in ESO's elsweyr, which is why I find it so wholesome from young scroll!
Trundle L'Incurvé the instrumental is not from eso actually
*2:33** is literally fire! The instrumental fits perfectly with the vocal, and the rhythm is sick!*
Imagine Todd Howard no clipping to your room while you are playing Skyrim with Loverslab mods.
Boy
if M’aiq doesn’t describe the Elder Scrolls as “spicy” in TES 6 I’m picketing in front of Todd Howard’s house
don't stop there, clip right in
Put him on a cart to the border of Skyrim.
@@blarg2429 You fool! That's where he's most powerful!
@@johncameron1935 where will he get a wooden plate for it?
I'd be satisfied with him saying one of his parents was a wood elf
The "I never lie, hide helmet, no cap"
Is officially the best Young Scrolls double entendre and a possible triple or quadruple entendre.
1. A hide helmet is a helmet, not a cap.
2. A hide helmet option hides your cap/helmet. "No Cap."
3 (a slight reach) Since M'aiq supposedly is a liar, we know using a hide helmet option doesn't mean you don't have a cap, it's invisible.
4. (Another reach) But M'aiq really says real things, he isn't capping.
It's a great line but "Your luck is at zero, she won't let you hit" still gets me every time.
"they say you are what you eat, they're right, i eat so much pussy i'm almost a wood elf but i'm a khajiit" also really good
@@WhoodaHell That was just a punchline with no extra meaning, though.
Nah number 4 is definitely not a reach he's definitely saying No Cap as a quadruple entendre cuz he's not capping even though he's Maiq the liar.
@@RianKashfi To pull off a Quadruple Entendre with just soundclips like that requires an insane level of understanding of the game and lore as well as high level, Prime Jay-Z level lyricism. Respect to Young Scrolls.
He really just sold that guy an Elder Scroll for less than what you could get for a single lockpick
On the other hand, 5 bucks is 5 bucks
2:43 he had no reason to completely eradicate wood elves like that
The official M'aiq the Liar theme song.
Ayy! Didn't think I'd see you here!
Hey man I totally didn't realize I wasn't subbed
@@cary1056 bruh it's a song about M'aiq of course he would be here
Éirinn go Brách
Epic moment.
Lyrics are fun but man that instrumental is slick as hell
do u know the instumental name song? or is it made
@@varagianafro9755 it's an Esraj.
@@varagianafro9755 idk but it sounds like a UK drill producer style beat
@@jordini3381 it was made using the esraj from the elder scrolls online
Sounds like Fresh Home by Unknown T the drill rapper
4:53 The Khajiit walk animation from morrowind gets me every time.
"They call me a liar but I'm spitting fire" damn that was smooth as fuck
"You're gonna tell me I'm overencumbered, whole game on my back and I run shit."
That's probably the best line you've ever come up with. It sounds sick and natural as hell 🔥
Young comes up with some of the craftiest lyrics. The man is brilliant.
Yup
Not even close, there's many more good ones
J'zargo: Have you mastered the Expert level Destruction spells yet?
Ma'iq [Nordic chad face]: Yes.
Ma'iqs' destruction level is so high, he could accidentally singlehandedly scorch the entirety of Skyrim by spitting straight fire.
J'zargo is my favorite Elder Scrolls character by far
The "This is not a bug, it's a feature,b****" part killed me🤣😭😭
It took me two years of listening to realize that "The cap is colovian fur" referers to colovian fur helmet not being colovian
I'm glad Elsewyr Drill is getting some shine outside the skooma dens!
I hear it's creeping up in all parts of cyrodil
@@CamMcCoy87 Esraj is a pretty popular teabag haha
Do you get to Yung Scrolls this early very often?
Oh, what am I saying... Of course you don't.
Do you get to the cloud district very often? Let me help you with that. This arrow should do the trick...
@@joobletmaster5000 Is there any pussy there?
This is the first time i get early
Do you get to cloud district very often?
Oh, what am i say, of course you dont
I'll have to know that there is no Pussie~
Even the instrumental version is pure fire, and its criminal how this isn't reaching *DAGOTHWAVE* tier of views.
"I never lie, hide helmet, no cap
I am so fly, high level, no cap" took me a while to get it but ... ooooh bars !
Last time I was this early, the oblivion crisis was still going on
The most devastating lyrics from the best guest appearance of all time. I am thoroughly terrified of Todd Howard now.
Careful, he can smell your fear and will no-clip into your house.
@@Aodhan_Raith Someone needs to make this a creepypasta
@@SomeReadingsASMR I smell an SCP
420 likes, i believe thats a sign to light the beacon
This song lives rent free in my head tbh
j'zargo been real quiet since this one dropped
"I never lie, hide helmet, no cap"
wait so like Hide Helmet like the helmet made out of hide but also "hide helmet" like the option to make your headgear invisible
bruh i love this channel
Young Scrolls been nice with the double entendres.
@@koldraiynedownskayle5744 saw ur comment. Epic.
No level cap
He's not 'capping' aka lying
But he's Maiq the liar, he lies about not lying. There are many many layers to this.
"Im John Cena With the ring of Khajiiti" my headphones overheated and turned off
"it isn't a bug, it's a feature" my pc crashed half way through
3:44 as soon as Todd Howard's verse came in my soul left my body
Memes aside, its absurd how good the actual music. Blows most studioproductions away
I think this is officially my favorite song Young Scrolls has ever made. It's clever and funny as always, but M'aiq flexes in such a subtle yet powerful way. The hook is insanely clever, and the beat is genuinely one so good, I don't know how he made music that good to go with Todd Howard rapping. Thank you so much, made my day.
Bongibot your comment is so on point, couldn’t have said it better
I’m really partial to Star, but I absolutely LOVED this one as well. Mostly for the reasons you already mentioned haha. The video itself too was really good.
Mine is 2
Dagothwave and breton boys
Mine are Zoomin and Neon Vivec
"M'aig is tired now." *drops mic*
Go bother someone else
Mai'q can't be a liar when he's spittin straight facts.
“What music do you listen to?”
“It’s…complicated”
These desert violins or whatever they're called got me a little hyped up for tes 6 lol
Its a yaybahar theyre pretty neat
The instrument is called an esraj and it's from india
In tes universe this instrument is popular in elsweyr (as shown in ESO), which is such a dope detail
I believe the particular instrument used here in a Kemençe, a Middle Eastern stringed instrument
Justin Robison although an Esraj can produce this same kind of sound, I believe this it is actually a Middle Eastern Kemençe that is being used in this instrumental in particular.
"They call me a liar, but im spitting fire"- Maiq the truther
3:48 more people need to talk about what Todd just spat lmao
3 years later and I'm still reeling from how damn good the wordplay is with this. And the level of references to everything.
I only wish this was on spotify
Here's all the references/cameos I could find, please feel free to add if I missed some:
0:51 the Elder scroll shows footage of other Young Scrolls videos, e.g. Breton Boys and "the Fine"
1:23 Title "Liar Liar" refers to the TWO liars in the song, namely M'aiq the Liar and Todd, who has frequently been caught lying about features in upcoming games.
1:23 text says "stay hydrated", a reference to Young Scrolls' song "Drink Water"
1:23 producers/record labels are "Psijicolor" and "N'wahcell", referencing the Psijic Order of Mages, and the term "N'wah" (Dunmer slur for 'outlanders') from TES lore.
1:42 "Nut treat", an actual food item in TES games (Skyrim), here with a double meaning as an innuendo.
1:51 "Elon musk/smoking sugar" is referencing the Tesla CEO's infamous weed smoking interview
2:01 word play with the double meaning of "hoe", as both an adult profession and a gardening tool.
2:01 "called my junk a treasure" is a reference to a line commonly said by merchants in TESV Skyrim, namely "one man's trash is another man's treasure"
2:07 "capper" (dictionary definition: "One who acts as a decoy, as in a confidence game.") could be referring to M'aiq's role as a sidekick to the true main event (Todd)
2:07 "Colovian fur cap", reference to the Colovian Fur Helm, an item from TES III Morrowind. The model in the video is a replica of Morrowind's item.
2:13 "I never lie, hide helmet, no cap." a word play with multiple meanings: 1. The Hide Cap is in fact a piece of armor in the games, thus referred to as a helmet. 2. "hide" has a double meaning as a) animal hide, and b) as in "to hide/conceal". 3. "No cap" is a reference to "uncapping mods", commonly used in TES games to allow for skill levels (and player character level) to be increased beyond the game's original limit of 100
2:17 "high level, no cap": again a word play, because M'aiq isn't technically wearing a cap, and in combination with "high level" it's likely referencing the "uncapping" game mods again.
2:35 "Richard Mille" is a Swiss luxury watch brand
2:39 "Barenziah" and "Therris": A reference to TES lore, specifically the in-game book "The real Barenziah" found in several TES games. In the book, Therris is a Khajiit and a member of the Thieves Guild in Riften. The Dunmer noblewoman Barenziah had slept with him in exchange for gaining access to the Thieves Guild.
2:39 "Therris wheel" is a word play, sounding similar to "Ferris wheel"
2:52 "these bars" is a word play in the double meaning of bars: metal beams and "bars" as rhythm measure in hip hop.
2:52 "Barbz", short for "Barbiez", is a term referring to devout superfans of rapper Nicki Minaj
2:54 "overencumbered/run" is a reference to the TES game mechanic that would prevent you from running when you are carrying too much in your inventory
2:58 "You can't see me/John Cena" is a reference to WWE Pro Wrestler John Cena and his famous line "You can't see me" (duh)
2:58 "Ring of Khajiiti" is an item in TES games which makes the wearer invisible
3:39 "You didn't think you were the only one/he was the first" is a quote from the trailer for the Skyrim DLC "Dragonborn", taken out of context here
3:52 "Bethesda recycling" a pun referencing the frequent re-using/copy-pasting of game models and mechanics in games developed by Bethesda Game Studios (e.g. Fallout 4 and Fallout 76).
3:57 "sixteen times the detail" is a statement made by Bethesda Game Studios director Todd Horward at the E3 reveal of Fallout 76 in 2018. It is a statement made to emphasize how much the level of in-game graphics detail had supposedly increased when comparing Fallout 4 to Fallout 76. It has since become a meme.
3:59 "2025/Hammerfell" is the potential release date for TES VI, according to an unconfirmed leak. The leak also included the game's location in the Elder Scrolls Universe, the province of Hammerfell.
3:59 "Maybe I'm lying" is an obvious nod to the frequently incorrect/inaccurate claims made by Todd Howard regarding upcoming video games by Bethesda Game Studios.
4:03 "clip through your house", a reference to in-game bugs involving clipping, frequently found in games developed by Bethesda Game Studios
4:05 "Cart on the border to Skyrim" is a reference to the iconic opening scence for TES V Skyrim
4:12 "the 6" is a nickname for the city of Toronto popularized by rapper Drake. It refers to the six municipalities of Toronto. Here, it has a double meaning and may refer to Fallout 76 (seventy-SIX)
4:15 "it isn't a bug, it's a feature" is a meme used to ridicule frequent bugs in Bethesda games, which are usually downplayed by the developer.
4:17 "Nylon Birkin Bag/7-6" is referring to the Fallout 76 collector's edition scandal. Bethesda promised a limited edition canvas bag when ordering the collector's edition of the game, but buyers initially received a nylon bag considered to be of inferior quality. The scandal resulted in a class action lawsuit against Bethesda. "Birkin" is a name for a specific style of high-priced luxury bags, named after British actress Jane Birkin.
4:23 "four times bigger" is another inaccurate statement made by Todd Howard at the E3 reveal of Fallout 76 in 2018. He made the statement that Fallout 76's game world would be four times bigger than that of Fallout 4.
4:25 "degenerate" is referring to a statement from E3 2018, in which Todd Howard called the audience "degenerates", after demonstrating how he was able to play Skyrim on a mobile device with only one hand. He added "you never know when you'll need a free hand" (a clear innuendo on his part), which was followed by laughter in the audience and then Todd's "degenerate" statement. It was clearly meant as a joke, but has since been taken out of context in the meme community.
5:18 text says "I'm sorry, Todd. I love you"
5:44 pop-up dialogue says "prophecy.exe has stopped working" followed by "HYRMA MORA PADO ADA OIA NAGAIA ABA AGEA CAVA APOCRA DENA GORIA GANDRA ARCAN". This is a passage from the in-game book "Fragmentae Abyssum Hermaeus Morus" in The Elder Scrolls Online. It may translate to "Hermaeus Mora, elder than Ada, Abyssal Cephaliarch, hearken to the plea of this unworthy, for I come to barter for knowledge denied". It is a Sermon to the Daedric Prince of Knowledge and Fate, Hermaeus Mora, who makes appearances in several TES games.
"The 6" is a reference to TES 6 as well as Toronto.
Barbs on my dick is also a reference to some big cats literally having barbs on their dicks.
A Capper in modern slang is a liar, or bullshitter. So "No Cap" is saying "I'm not lying" as well as those other meanings
"No cap," also is slang for "I'm not lying."
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2:01 referencing the line
Some may call them junk, but me I call them treasures.
I overlooked the innuendo.
ok hermaeus mora
Don’t lie, this isn’t your first time watching.
You’re right. I’ve lost count.
It is
I KEEP REWATCHING IT. This shit has no right to be so fucking dope.
Almost forgot to watch this today.
it's catchy
"i'm john cena with the ring of khajiiti" thats such a good fucking line lmao
I'm convinced that Maiq knows when elder scrolls 6 will come out, but maiq knows much and tells some
M’aiq: Destruction *100*
M’aiq the Capper: Speech *100*
Sir: Illusion *100*
Who else is watching this oldie in 2035 while playing the newly released Elder Scrolls 6???
Bro defo not you
...we have a time traveler on our hands...perhaps one of the Psijic Order?
@@DavidCDrake Wait... what year are you in??
@@Weaver0x00 Well it took awhile but get ready for the big gameplay reveal in 2033!
Dwemerati confirmed.
“Tools, wares, and shit” got me right out of the gate. 😂
"They call me M'aiq the Capper, the cap is colovian fur. They call me M'aiq the Capper, but they should be calling me sir." Best part ❤
"Now you can't see me. I'm John Cena with the Ring of Khajiiti."
How does one go so hard with so little
Can’t believe more people aren’t talking about that therris wheel line
A lot of lines in this made me crack up, but that one alone got a proud "HA!"
For those unaware of the genius of the line. According to "The Real Barenziah" books in TES:
Barenziah was a dunmer woman who was seeking entry to the thieves guild, in order to achieve this she slept with a kahjiit member of the thieves guild named therris. Hence the line.
SHIEET
Don't know the REAL tes lore
She is not some Dunmer woman, she's the Queen of Morrowind, and for long time the political face of the nation in international matters (something Dunmer are generally not really good at). The Real Barenziah was written by her personal scribe based on her anectodes, and while she publically denounced the writ she sheltered him from persecution, and even reportedly found the book fun. The section about her getting nailed by the khajiit in public was omitted after Daggerfall to satisfy censors - of ESRB out of universe, and of Tribunal Temple in-universe.
Favorite line "I shitted on the whole game, fuckin walk stupid."
the beats you make are fucking insane.
"I'm John Cena with the Ring of Khajiti." YOH
M'aiq givin' Jiub a run for his money as to who's the real Moon Sugar Daddy
Jiub the Saint will always be my main moon sugar daddy
@@notacockgobbler2054 Big Dog game too strong
they should collab
@@Peroxide-Mark I would certainly CHIM if that happened
M'aiq is my secondary sugar daddy
please come back we love you
Holy shit dude I hope you're actually in the music industry. I mean these instrumentals are so baller and the rhymes are incredible when you think about what you get to work in terms of audio.
"No pedo shit when I play with that kitty"
Truly masterful lyricism.
Maiq has been alive throughout multiple elder scrolls games, perhaps he has the title "liar" because he lies about being mortal?
In one of the games (either ESO or Skyrim), he says his father, and his father's father, and so on, were all named M'aiq. The idea is immortal, even if he isn't.
@@shepard-commander thats a lie though
Misa Trnka M'aiq never lies
Actually...in Elder Scrolls canon, Khajiit can live hundreds of years, probably a maximum of 400 years.
Aodhan Raith idk where you're getting that from, but even if it's true, there's 1,000 years between ESO and Skyrim and he's in both
the "you are what you eat" line is the best line of all time
I always have to come back to this video because I randomly start singing the lyrics. I think it has permanently settled in my brain.