Telenovelas Are Hell: María Mercedes

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  • @karlyg.e.m.21
    @karlyg.e.m.21 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7316

    Dressing in sexy outfits, washing your hair and dragging your husband's lover by the hair is the perfect definition of getting your life together

    • @kennethhwang3425
      @kennethhwang3425 6 ปีที่แล้ว +315

      Karly G.E.M. So clean up, glam up and drag a hussy?

    • @baggergurl16
      @baggergurl16 6 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      kenneth hwang 😂😂😂😆😆😆😆😆

    • @myratemeras
      @myratemeras 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Karly G.E.M. Hahaha

    • @HippieGoddess142
      @HippieGoddess142 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Karly G.E.M. He treated her like trash and was abusive, but sure. The dumb bitch finds a way to make the liver the problem.

    • @brendarobles7670
      @brendarobles7670 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Brenda Richie and I support this message

  • @mellamoemmanuel
    @mellamoemmanuel 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2799

    "One day Maria's alcoholic father drives straight into a pile of cardboard boxes and dies" lmao

    • @MiguelMikeLopez
      @MiguelMikeLopez 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      He didn't die in that way

    • @josephcfl
      @josephcfl 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      lol yup no other way around that

    • @jaseaquino
      @jaseaquino 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@MiguelMikeLopez how did he died if he didn't die in that cardboard boxes thing? 🤔🤔🤔

    • @sprinter768
      @sprinter768 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Yeah this video got several things wrong including the cardboard box crash killing her father, I just know because I just saw that part. The full telenovela is available here in TH-cam, and I've been watching it again. Obviously, he dies later on of some other reason because they showed it here but I haven't watched that part yet and I don't remember that from when I watched the novela back then...

    • @trisharaichatterjee2578
      @trisharaichatterjee2578 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol 😂

  • @lovelee182
    @lovelee182 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2987

    That dog was so unfazed by the hair drag. He's seen it many,many times in that household. No doubt about it.

    • @pattygirl6372
      @pattygirl6372 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Hahaha! 🤣

    • @tayplays3977
      @tayplays3977 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Coco Jay 😂😂😂

    • @jdcv17
      @jdcv17 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Or was thankful that her long locks were safe from Maria. Haha.

    • @matute33
      @matute33 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      he's like "aww man, here we go, I'm not looking, not looking, c'mon.... meh, I've seen worst"

    • @iangraham9988
      @iangraham9988 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      If a person wears those type of gloves, their into some kinky stuff

  • @catchytuna
    @catchytuna 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1209

    Since my childhood I've learnt that the stairs in your own house is one of the deadliest places on earth

    • @overthinker5805
      @overthinker5805 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      It’s also one of the safest places in your household
      If you’re being bombed by war criminals and you don’t have a basement then underneath the stairs is your best bet for survival

    • @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley
      @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@overthinker5805 My town house actually does have a small portion under the stairs for the AC/heater (not the water heater). One, if Harry Potter slept for 11 years in a spot that tiny (until his letter to Hogwarts arrived when he was 11, he's described as having slept under the stairs), I would also perform illegal magic on my family (he never did intentionally and that makes him better than me). And two, I live in Alabama and we have tornados. I always wondered that should one hit my area, would taking shelter in that compartment be a safe place to go.

    • @overthinker5805
      @overthinker5805 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Fluffymiyster yees
      Also for tornados (if there’s no shelter nearby) apparently finding a low ground area and lying face down will protect you as well
      Not sure how that works but I’ve heard it does

    • @timepickle8443
      @timepickle8443 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Indians know this because of Hum Aapke hain kaun staircase scene. All of us overdramatic peoples distrust staircases lol.

    • @Smart.LoneSam
      @Smart.LoneSam หลายเดือนก่อน

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @vz17
    @vz17 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7113

    Now you have to do Marimar to finish with the MCU (Maria Cinematic Universe)

    • @luzortiz5225
      @luzortiz5225 6 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      vz17 lol 😂 your comment is hilarious.

    • @Fran_Fuentes
      @Fran_Fuentes 6 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      Perfect comment is perfect

    • @HannaPop2012
      @HannaPop2012 6 ปีที่แล้ว +131

      *Marvel has left the chat*

    • @joesdi
      @joesdi 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Hahhaha I have seen all hahhahaha

    • @luisgoes5852
      @luisgoes5852 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      MCU 😂😂😂😂

  • @useeerrrrr
    @useeerrrrr 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3847

    *_Now I’m convinced that Riverdale’s writers used to write telenovelas_*

    • @GuardaGuada
      @GuardaGuada 6 ปีที่แล้ว +245

      Actually theres a mexican guy behind Riverdale now so...

    • @Annayasha
      @Annayasha 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      that's exactly what I thought 😂😂😂

    • @benjaminzeledon7626
      @benjaminzeledon7626 5 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      @@GuardaGuada Nicaraguan, BUT YES

    • @benjaminzeledon7626
      @benjaminzeledon7626 5 ปีที่แล้ว +123

      @@Annayasha That's actually the basis of Riverdale. The dude is basing it off old Thalia telenovelas

    • @benjaminzeledon7626
      @benjaminzeledon7626 5 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      Close actually! The creator is Nicaraguan and based the premise off old 90s telenovelas

  • @wormswithteeth
    @wormswithteeth 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1561

    2:54 The shots of the dog really finish that hair pulling scene with a flourish.

    • @psycho_maniac1389
      @psycho_maniac1389 6 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      jamesaellis cinematography at its finest my friend!

    • @marypreston9791
      @marypreston9791 6 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      I could be wrong but its almost like the doggie was happy that her mom was getting hurt. I saw no sadness in the doggies eyes and she didnt even do a teeny tiny bark or whine. Lol

    • @Fr4ncM
      @Fr4ncM 6 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      That dog was having a blast watching the ensuing insanity.

    • @janellephoenix4378
      @janellephoenix4378 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Yeah, that part really cracked me up! LOL

    • @marypreston9791
      @marypreston9791 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@janellephoenix4378 maybe she wanted a new mommy so she was saying bye felicia in her head laughing with joy

  • @TheDarxpixie
    @TheDarxpixie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +706

    "Now that Maria's life has hit rock bottom, she decides to get it together! She starts dressing in sexy outfits. She washes her hair and she drags her husbands lover, by her hair, for an insanely amount of time..."
    *maria drags the lover's hair for a good 15 seconds*

  • @Xenite
    @Xenite 5 ปีที่แล้ว +418

    "You see, his wife was shot on their wedding dead and died even though she didn't bleed, which is odd." YOOOOO, I'm laughing so hard.

  • @FunnyOrDie
    @FunnyOrDie  6 ปีที่แล้ว +2182

    For everyone saying "That's not an AK-47" please know that this is:
    a) Satire
    b) A very recognizable name for an automatic weapon.
    We just watched 82 episodes of a telenovela and the make and model of the probably fake prop gun used in this show wasn't high on our list to research. Sorry.

    • @jonasandersson2448
      @jonasandersson2448 6 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      @Hidalgo Production It is a series, this is the third episode. It obviously can't be a weekly series because they have to watch an entire telenovela to make one episode.

    • @greenrobot5
      @greenrobot5 6 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Telenovelas from the 90s are the best to make fun of

    • @jnuy764
      @jnuy764 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Oof.

    • @garcalej
      @garcalej 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Or you can just admit you goofed and say “assault rifle” from now on.

    • @raxxit18
      @raxxit18 6 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Apology not accepted. I subscribed just coz of this series. I want prrcise comedy. Its a water pistol not an ak347!

  • @brailleme7441
    @brailleme7441 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2148

    This means that you now have to do Marimar to finish the trilogy

    • @Anthonyfirgo
      @Anthonyfirgo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      Braille Me there’s still Rosalinda tho

    • @vanillablast8046
      @vanillablast8046 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Wahahaha pls 🙏

    • @claudialomeli4048
      @claudialomeli4048 6 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @@Anthonyfirgo Nobody counts Rosalinda.

    • @JPLEYONKO4
      @JPLEYONKO4 6 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      Ok guys. By trilogy she means the trilogy of the Marias. We already have 2 so next is Marimar. They can do Rosalinda. That will end all Thalia's lead roles in telenovelas

    • @claudiosmith170
      @claudiosmith170 6 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Marimar!! Ay!! Costeñita soy!

  • @Jakafe
    @Jakafe 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1992

    I used to think telenovelas are the epitome of good acting, quality storyline, and completely believable... characters. Oh hi, naive 12 year old me.

    • @alexthelizardking
      @alexthelizardking 5 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      Jakafe
      I like your hesitation in writing "characters".

    • @sekermavi101
      @sekermavi101 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      But it was fun to watch...

    • @TemplePriestess
      @TemplePriestess 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same... 😆🤣😂

    • @dianahernandez8688
      @dianahernandez8688 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same

    • @waynegretzkyy
      @waynegretzkyy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      mug exactly. A lot of these telenovela actors/actresses could outshine a lot of US ones, if they had a good project

  • @Facade953
    @Facade953 5 ปีที่แล้ว +539

    Imagine Maria Mercedes with Joker's story!
    Psychologist: Why are you laughing?
    Maria: You wouldn't get it.

    • @nol6382
      @nol6382 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      LegendOfLegends19100 🤣🤣😂😂

    • @maxkim9791
      @maxkim9791 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      😂😂😂

    • @3baxcb
      @3baxcb 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      So it isn't the Joker with Maria's story?

    • @djpegao
      @djpegao 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      And since all 3 are named Maria, it fits with the multiple choice backstory that the Joker is known for.

    • @Facade953
      @Facade953 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@djpegao Exactly!😀

  • @edgareverardonava9900
    @edgareverardonava9900 5 ปีที่แล้ว +133

    2:55 the dog is just like "Drag her sis give her what she deserves 😌"

  • @axelm4164
    @axelm4164 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3603

    Fun fact: All Thalía's characters are named María.

    • @ryandavid739
      @ryandavid739 6 ปีที่แล้ว +396

      Except for Rosalinda and Quinceañera.

    • @alexiatr
      @alexiatr 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@ryandavid739 true

    • @magdivamexican
      @magdivamexican 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @Enclave Communications Officer 😂😂😀😀😍😏😍

    • @QueenElizabeth021
      @QueenElizabeth021 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Enclave Communications Officer xDDD

    • @luisestebanruiz9773
      @luisestebanruiz9773 6 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      @Enclave Communications Officer you are a hardcore fan of 80's telenovelas, her name in "qunceañera" were " Beatriz".

  • @hl8655
    @hl8655 6 ปีที่แล้ว +606

    This was a big hit in the Philippines back then. I was too young think that the plot line was that horrible. Ahh... Mexican Telenovelas.... ❤

    • @MorticiaObscurum
      @MorticiaObscurum 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Same in Malaysia.

    • @JPLEYONKO4
      @JPLEYONKO4 6 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Yh. You guys love Mexican telenovelas. Marimar and Maria la del Barrio were big hits too

    • @bryansyamnagoro8377
      @bryansyamnagoro8377 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      In indonesia too...

    • @ZeeTaylor25
      @ZeeTaylor25 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      And then it has to be remade. 😂😂😂

    • @Cello_Christo
      @Cello_Christo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Same goes to Malaysia. It was one of the popular telenovela.

  • @sabarca714
    @sabarca714 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    The juxtaposition of the civilized dog to the savage and wild primates was very enlightening, full of drama and awe. I hope that the dog who played Murrieta the dog in this scene gets an award.

  • @lilyrose1025
    @lilyrose1025 5 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    Am I the only one who finds it hilarious that the dog is just chilling as her owner is literally getting dragged all over the apartment by Maria? lol

    • @hectorleon465
      @hectorleon465 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No i laughed too.. Lol i was like "what the hell??" 😆

  • @heroandflor
    @heroandflor 6 ปีที่แล้ว +437

    This is the stuff I would watch in the afternoons as a child... this explains a lot about mental health 🤣

  • @clarapilier
    @clarapilier 6 ปีที่แล้ว +662

    The woman who plays her mother in law is Thalia's (Maria) sister in real life.

    • @ma9c
      @ma9c 6 ปีที่แล้ว +169

      They hate each other in real life as well. Sworn enemies 😂

    • @Jen1112111
      @Jen1112111 6 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      And in Rosalinda genius. Thalia got the role because of Zapata.

    • @mohamedalmarzooqi6320
      @mohamedalmarzooqi6320 6 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@Jen1112111 thats not true, she entered tv as a teenager because of her sister laura but at the time she made the marias trilogy she was already hot and discovered.. Dont forget she made the marias in 90's while she entered tv back in early 80's. At the time of rosalinda she was already more famouse and high profile than her sister

    • @RetroButt
      @RetroButt 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@mohamedalmarzooqi6320 Exactly. On the contrary, Zapata got her role in Rosalinda because of Thalía.

    • @mohamedalmarzooqi6320
      @mohamedalmarzooqi6320 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@RetroButt most probably yes

  • @thebabyfacedking7441
    @thebabyfacedking7441 6 ปีที่แล้ว +265

    I'm liking the explanation 😁. But on the real when she was pulling the lovers hair the dog was just chilling and watching it go down? Bad dog

    • @Blaqjaqshellaq
      @Blaqjaqshellaq 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      She bribed him with dog treats!

    • @RegiIsInWonderland
      @RegiIsInWonderland 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Yeah even her dog hated her

    • @alexiatr
      @alexiatr 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Doggo had more class than the other two

    • @scorpioninpink
      @scorpioninpink 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      No. Good dog.

    • @vanessabayardo9788
      @vanessabayardo9788 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wait. Wasn't that maria's dog? Pulgoso? Or that's another novela?

  • @me0on0utube
    @me0on0utube 5 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    LMAO!!...That dog @2:55 rolls it's eyes like "lord the drama"

  • @fome6616
    @fome6616 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    As someone who watched this whole telenovela and the brazilian remake: Santiago the insane billionaire/asshole is by far the best character. He is crazy, starts randomly arguing with Malvina and her children, has some memeable lines, and it's never clear if he actually likes Maria at least a bit, or if he just used her to piss off Malvina. He is just fun to watch because you never know what that absolute madman is going to say or do next. When he died he took the entertainment with him.

    • @RibbonVintageGirl
      @RibbonVintageGirl 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I know! Ngl, as wacky as his character is, You gotta give it to the actor. He REALLY nailed him! Goddamn!
      But tbh, I feel like he kinda liked Meche in the end. At least she wasn't insane like the rest of his family

  • @jamilmoscoso6776
    @jamilmoscoso6776 6 ปีที่แล้ว +142

    “because the mexican telenovela maria mercedes was created to give you all the drama and suffering your heart desires.” 😂😂😂 genius

  • @DeVon675
    @DeVon675 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1664

    "...she falls in love with him and imagines the two of them smelling fake roses together..." That line made me spit my water lol

    • @thaliafancollection9123
      @thaliafancollection9123 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      De Von 😂 the best part of the video

    • @luciatat4084
      @luciatat4084 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      🤣🤣

    • @Nightman221k
      @Nightman221k 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The common beautiful fantasy of smelling fake flowers together.

    • @Sir3gar
      @Sir3gar 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      That was actually a fake roses, they couldn't afford to get a real one 😂

  • @wstine79
    @wstine79 6 ปีที่แล้ว +487

    At least none of them had to dress up as a blonde teen from Bayside.

  • @silvjaalgjoni7609
    @silvjaalgjoni7609 6 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    Please make more and longer. I love them 😂 once i used to see this telenovelas oh god 😂

  • @christinegogo1880
    @christinegogo1880 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    "his wife was shot on their wedding day. And died ...even though she didn't bleed...which is odd" hilarious...i'm glad i stumbled upon this channel.

  • @JongkieArt
    @JongkieArt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I can’t believe I was binge watching all these telenovelas when I was kid. LoL. Maria Mercedes, Marimar, Amigos, etc

    • @whydoimevenhere
      @whydoimevenhere 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      But amigos x siempre is good and child friendly show i guess 😂

  • @MB-lz8do
    @MB-lz8do 6 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    "One day Maria's alcoholic father drives straight into a pile of cardboard boxes.......and DIES!" 🤣 lol

  • @YT-Maz
    @YT-Maz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    Loved this show and Thalia when I was a teenager, bought all her albums just because she was Maria Mercedes even though I didn't understand a word of Spanish

  • @DonJuanMarco1994
    @DonJuanMarco1994 6 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    The plot may be laughable but during the 90s this telenovela is a hit in many countries, especially in the Philippines. Thalia's telenovelas are a hit.

  • @marcelrobinson
    @marcelrobinson 5 ปีที่แล้ว +174

    "hey ugly, wanna get married?" I found the way I'm going to propose marriage

  • @RThyrring
    @RThyrring 5 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    When dog was watching the hair dragging scene, it just thought: “what the fuuu...”

  • @user-uq5jy8uv5o
    @user-uq5jy8uv5o 6 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    *cries hysterically* : LEAVE . THALIA. AND. HER. TELENOVELAS. ALONE
    on a second thought please don't ; these are hilarious

  • @iChillypepper
    @iChillypepper 6 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    “And then became a vampire” 🤣😂 oh this novela was my childhood and I couldn’t convince my mom to change the channel!

  • @shimabuco
    @shimabuco 6 ปีที่แล้ว +226

    I'll bet the ak47 mistake was on purpose to make people comment that it was wrong

    • @willtheangrydudeist9120
      @willtheangrydudeist9120 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      🤔

    • @balharher7365
      @balharher7365 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ummm probs not

    • @monicacai
      @monicacai 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Well this video is full of satire, It’s clear that the video was making fun of it in a exaggerate way...

    • @manchesterunitedno7
      @manchesterunitedno7 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's AK47? I thought that was Steyr AUG?

    • @anarchist135
      @anarchist135 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Brian Fantana no no no dude its clearly an uzi😂

  • @princesskatherine07
    @princesskatherine07 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    Fun Fact: The actress who played Jorge Luiz' mother is Laura Zapata (Thalia's older sister)

    • @ban66a1
      @ban66a1 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      More like half

    • @francoenriquezamora1163
      @francoenriquezamora1163 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Fun Fact: In 2007 it had a reboot called Inocente de ti and the heroine was Thalia's niece Camila Sodi.

  • @ivasohimo
    @ivasohimo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +231

    If they manage to combine the 3 Maria's stories into one super maria telenovela it would be a collab more ambitious than the marvel universe
    But then again i feel like thalia, ahemmm i mean the marias, have gone through enough

    • @Rommism
      @Rommism 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Or... make the three characters meet by invitation of a certain Bossley who'll train them how to kick ass and exact revenge upon their respective tormentors.

    • @ivasohimo
      @ivasohimo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@Rommism Charlie's Angels: Maria Style

    • @Varoon2
      @Varoon2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Super Maria Telenovela OMFG that should be a video game lol!!!

    • @nunyabiznes33
      @nunyabiznes33 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@ivasohimo Angelas de Carlos?

  • @arvindarya4136
    @arvindarya4136 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Glad to see you are back...Love this series....can we get more Alma episodes..

  • @dc20willsave
    @dc20willsave 6 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    Man, I can't wait until we get a La Madastra episode someday!

    • @Dani-pp9wo
      @Dani-pp9wo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yaaaaas and Cuna de Lobos

    • @alexiatr
      @alexiatr 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      😯😯yes yes yes

  • @guillob91
    @guillob91 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    These episodes are so funny and nostalgic, please don't stop making them.

  • @jacquelineliza2084
    @jacquelineliza2084 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    3:03 THEY KEEP CUTTING TO THE DOG'S REACTION!!!

  • @TECHNOIR
    @TECHNOIR 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    3:00 The Afghan hound: 'Ulp, not me next with the hair!' Love the (hair ripping) sound effects on this - hilarious!

  • @123Dunebuggy
    @123Dunebuggy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +522

    Still a better love story then twilight

    • @thebabyfacedking7441
      @thebabyfacedking7441 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Hahahaha. Lol I just got done watching that.....my favorite stupid part was when Ed first met bell and they were sitting in class and he was all like...my my fangs are popping out of my mouth (vampire boner).

    • @mrclueuin
      @mrclueuin 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      And 50 Shades! 😏

    • @missmaddy
      @missmaddy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Old but gold 👍❤️ 😂

    • @TheFlowerbeast
      @TheFlowerbeast 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *than

    • @nogat54
      @nogat54 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Really? Like really Really?

  • @ran999maori
    @ran999maori 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Finally i know how this telenovela ended.. my heart can finally rest assured. It used to air in Indonesia in mid 90’s and i was very young so i didn’t really follow it and was always curious abt the end. Thanks guys! Muchas gracias 😘

  • @jesuzee11
    @jesuzee11 6 ปีที่แล้ว +292

    It’s always a poor girl and a rich man 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @FunnyOrDie
      @FunnyOrDie  6 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Always.

    • @Katie-xd1nt
      @Katie-xd1nt 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Well its mostly because most guys like to feel like the dominant one in the relationship and the wife being considerably wealthier then the man isnt that attractive for some unless the wife is some mystical princess

    • @t.e.burgos3263
      @t.e.burgos3263 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      There are exceptions: Venezuela produced several hugely successful telenovelas in which the man actually played the role that would normally go to the girl (the poor, kind-hearted, innocent and oh so pure person who falls in love with an insanely rich person): Guillermo Davila, a big Venezuelan star in the eighties starred in _Ligia Elena_ , _Nacho_ , _Diana Carolina_ and others, and he always played the wide-eyed starlet, but male.

    • @yinloveyang
      @yinloveyang 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Don't you know Mas Sabe el diablo with mr. Jencarlos Canela.... Telemundo is always better at stories.

    • @JPLEYONKO4
      @JPLEYONKO4 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@yinloveyang Yeah but they have more blood than televisa.

  • @babadusa3861
    @babadusa3861 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    It wasn’t an ak47, it was a barbie metralleta 😂

  • @JulioCésarDonzon
    @JulioCésarDonzon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Thalia will always be the best Joker!!

  • @AllBoutJenn
    @AllBoutJenn 6 ปีที่แล้ว +484

    Do “Betty la fea” next. Dear god please

    • @itspricila
      @itspricila 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      yes !

    • @equimosis1
      @equimosis1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      But the Colombian original version, not any of those shitty remakes.

    • @AllBoutJenn
      @AllBoutJenn 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      equimosis1 ooh yes I thought that was implied.

    • @alexiatr
      @alexiatr 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@equimosis1 that was the best

    • @honeyy9559
      @honeyy9559 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      But that one wasn't bad...

  • @auds7938
    @auds7938 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    god i need more I NEED MORE THIS IS AN INCREDIBLE SERIES

  • @Pirategod23
    @Pirategod23 6 ปีที่แล้ว +157

    Didn't know this series existed but it'll due in between Zac Morris is trash and a very special episode

    • @danielorr6796
      @danielorr6796 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sean David nah this series is pretty trash they just need to bring back Zach Morris is Trash and A Very Special Episode

    • @Pirategod23
      @Pirategod23 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@danielorr6796 never said it was amazing just said it'll make due

    • @darkness21princess
      @darkness21princess 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I miss those series. Zach Morris is trash being my favorite

    • @danielorr6796
      @danielorr6796 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sean David lol I know I’m just saying they need to hurry and bring them back 😂

    • @Pirategod23
      @Pirategod23 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@danielorr6796 facts

  • @EX1515
    @EX1515 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    That dragging went on for a full lap around the living room!

  • @jhoannapeterson7673
    @jhoannapeterson7673 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    ...And then he became a vampire lol I was just drinking water when you said that. I almost choked lol

    • @len9075
      @len9075 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I was also drinking water and I almost throw it up two times: when the father died driving into a pile of cardboard boxes and when the assisin had a bright pink stripe on the gun :D :D :D

  • @1963Iota
    @1963Iota 6 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    I NEED these at least once a month 😂😂😂😂

    • @FunnyOrDie
      @FunnyOrDie  6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      If you can figure out how to watch 80-100 episodes of a Spanish soap opera and still get your other work done, please tell us. SERIOUSLY.

    • @1963Iota
      @1963Iota 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@FunnyOrDie .....I got nothing.....lol

    • @alexiatr
      @alexiatr 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@FunnyOrDie you didn't watch them with your mom? 😁

  • @carlosalejandroalvarenga4913
    @carlosalejandroalvarenga4913 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    These videos are the best thing ever

  • @Vhmvd
    @Vhmvd 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    “Juggling balls for coins” imma start using this phrase more often 😂

  • @scoutmramy
    @scoutmramy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I absolutely love this series! I have always loved telenovelas because of how ridiculous they are, and I appreciate you putting everything I love about them into words! THANK YOU!!

  • @timdella92
    @timdella92 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I remember when I was a child in a small town in the Philippines where the TV ratio is probably 1 tv in every 5 households. These shows along with other Mexican telenovelas like Marimar and Maria La del Barrio is the neighborhood spectacle every night. The mothers are gathered on the sofa with the teenage girls and the younger kids were spread all through out the floor. What a fun memory to have.

  • @alfredthegreatkingofwessex6838
    @alfredthegreatkingofwessex6838 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1431

    1 - Marimar
    2 - Maria la del Barrio
    3 - Maria Mercedes
    The holy trinity

    • @korosuke1788
      @korosuke1788 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      They call them "The Big Three".

    • @mackadoodless
      @mackadoodless 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Las Trilogías de María, lo mejor de novelas... y ahora novelas de hoy son por querías :(

    • @flopin9888
      @flopin9888 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      The holy trinity...333 likes!

    • @lcross796
      @lcross796 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@mackadoodless ¡Y puro refritos! Remakes!

    • @j.jankovic1104
      @j.jankovic1104 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Rosalinda 😂

  • @mactocmo
    @mactocmo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +213

    Please do the following telenovelas, they have some of the hilarious plots:
    1. Marimar
    2. Rubi
    3. Gata Salvaje

    • @reigee2869
      @reigee2869 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Rubi, YES!

    • @cynrez
      @cynrez 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      YES I'M WAITING FOR RUBÍ!!!

    • @hermanydiaz1300
      @hermanydiaz1300 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Also Theresa

    • @SirDaShadow
      @SirDaShadow 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dude they definitively need to do "El extraño retorno de Diana Salazar" that was a total classic!

    • @waleskaaddams
      @waleskaaddams 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Darn!! That "Gata Salvaje" was awful!! The only good thing was the song.

  • @ewakam1586
    @ewakam1586 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    OMG! Cardboard boxes are so dangerous. We had our own victim of a soap opera cardboard car crash in Poland! XD

  • @MicaRayan
    @MicaRayan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Good ole' shows! Nostalgia now running through my cheeks... simpler times back then, without IG, you hang out for real and the best entertainment probably going to cinemas, browsing around malls and attending concerts! Magazines are everywhere, and you have friendlist for real. Not for the sake of 'collecting' it.

  • @metagalacticisolation7899
    @metagalacticisolation7899 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I love how the dog just doesn't really care that there's screaming and a lady being dragged around for a long time😂

    • @3baxcb
      @3baxcb 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's a dog that thought Maria and the other woman were just rough housing like two dogs would. Or it was just watching to make sure Maria fulfilled her destiny.

    • @prixe12
      @prixe12 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@3baxcb Fairly certain dogs don't drag each other by the hair to play but okay

    • @3baxcb
      @3baxcb 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@prixe12 I must tell you that your comment might give a telenovela shorunner some ideas.

    • @aj7710
      @aj7710 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      The dog looks and is like…meh!

  • @stephenmccarthy2517
    @stephenmccarthy2517 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I'm loving these vids! You sound like a tenth grade essay report dragging some boring story that your teacher made you read xD

  • @ironmaster6496
    @ironmaster6496 6 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Didnt you already did this? Oooh this is ANOTHER Maria

    • @reigee2869
      @reigee2869 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah, Thalia has a series of 3 Marias (4 if you count Rosalinda whose name wasn't Maria but still followed the plot of poor woman marrying into a horrible rich family).

  • @litchick2715
    @litchick2715 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Never seen a telenovela in my life. Yet I can't stop seeing these videos about them 🧐

  • @mjstory1976
    @mjstory1976 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I have been waiting for so long

  • @Suki-hl6vg
    @Suki-hl6vg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    3:01 the dog was just like : hehehe ;)

  • @teixeiradasilva6299
    @teixeiradasilva6299 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is the most beautiful video serie I have ever saw on TH-cam.

  • @BrVi_7
    @BrVi_7 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    My favorite part of Maria Mercedes is that dog, so cute.

  • @aris3148
    @aris3148 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    that pink strap on the ak 47 loooool 😭😭😭😭

  • @jakealcomendas9937
    @jakealcomendas9937 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The pink strap in the AK47 had me dead 😂

  • @MissLionRose
    @MissLionRose ปีที่แล้ว

    I’ve been binge watching your telenovelas recaps. And I must say, this one was particularly outstanding.
    I laughed so much I started coughing and couldn’t finish my breakfast. Thank you 👏🤣❤️

  • @absloutelyRasha
    @absloutelyRasha 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I love this!! Keep going and cover Kassandra and Antonella, the black Pearl!!

  • @45Cheli
    @45Cheli 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Thalia really has it rough in these telenovelas 😂

  • @moonsmoothie
    @moonsmoothie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "And died even though she didn't bleed which was odd" That line got me dying.

  • @irinaella7667
    @irinaella7667 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I loveee Maria Mercedes and Thalia...all 3 maria s was really popular in my country and eastern europe

  • @sinemerkus9250
    @sinemerkus9250 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I just can't stop watching this video! You are great! Please do more other telenovelas 💓💓

  • @bushitwo6367
    @bushitwo6367 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I wish you would do more of these, Telenovelas are hell! LOL! :D

  • @marooned_space_princess
    @marooned_space_princess 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Lmfao!!😂😂🤣🤣🤣 I remember when this was on tv.

  • @DrowningInTea
    @DrowningInTea 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    2:54 That dog is the best character in the whole drama.

  • @dorkinabubble7772
    @dorkinabubble7772 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Love the cuts to the slightly bewildered afghan hound

  • @miasbookblog96
    @miasbookblog96 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I really need more of Telenovelas Are Hell, like these are so freaking funny 😂😂😂

  • @crummymonk4917
    @crummymonk4917 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    These need to be weekly! Give this genius a quadruple budget!

  • @y.2439
    @y.2439 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    2:50
    The women yelling like that they're dying
    The dog mood:
    😐😀✌🏽

  • @alexcontreras9081
    @alexcontreras9081 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    3:55 “the man in the tuxedo is clearly not good with guns” proceeds to call it an ak47 for a second time

  • @monkeybanana0999
    @monkeybanana0999 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Love these so much! Are we getting more Alma any time soon? They're my favourite

    • @FunnyOrDie
      @FunnyOrDie  6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      We want to make more, but the writers work for SNL now so they have been a little busy.

  • @palmvictory
    @palmvictory 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I am actually so happy I found this video. I have watched Maria La Del Barrio and liked it. I wanted to see what other telenovelas Thalía did. I saw MM had 85 episodes, so before I started, I wanted to see if it was worth it. The movie Mambo Café was disappointing. I didn’t want to get stuck again. MM is one I think I would not have been unhappy with too. Thanks!

  • @epayne6
    @epayne6 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DO NOT STOP MAKING THESE!!! THIS STUFF IS HILARIOUS!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Red.Rabbit.
    @Red.Rabbit. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    3:45 WTF LOLLLLLLLL IM LITERALLY DEAD

  • @HeyJulie26
    @HeyJulie26 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Telenovelas have better plot than Netflix TV shows

  • @angelicavillamarin3452
    @angelicavillamarin3452 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    These videos are EVERYTHING 😂😂😂😂

  • @MARIAFELIX-ii2uo
    @MARIAFELIX-ii2uo 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Omg the way that you narrate the telenovelas is too funny.

  • @inakshidp6436
    @inakshidp6436 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I love how the dog just doesn't give a sht😂😂😂

  • @BeeRodz
    @BeeRodz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    You need to complete the trilogy and do Marimar!
    Oh and added bonus of Thalia telenovelas, do Rosalinda as well!

  • @djtrinixo2.0
    @djtrinixo2.0 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The dog during the hair dragging scene is just standing there, like, dude do something!

  • @Smart.LoneSam
    @Smart.LoneSam หลายเดือนก่อน

    One of my favorite latin telenovelas as a kid in the 90s, dubbed in Arabic with the beautiful voice of the Lebanese actress Samira Baroudy ❤❤🥰😍😍😍

  • @ajpristine4809
    @ajpristine4809 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Your descriptions and opinions crack me up every time 🤣

  • @babydollangelx
    @babydollangelx 6 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    I’m sad this is the shortest episode. Also, what became of the villain?

    • @RetroButt
      @RetroButt 6 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      I know, right? The villain (the mother in law) ended up going crazy herself and getting dressed in Maria's street clothes. She went to the streets and started juggling balls (phrasing) just like Maria did in the beginning. Her son and daughter then committed her to a mental hospital before his wedding to Maria.

    • @babydollangelx
      @babydollangelx 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@RetroButt wow that's so intense. I always perfer the villain dies gruesomely. It's more closure that way.

    • @danielbautista2224
      @danielbautista2224 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Maybe she died in a mental hospital which wasn't shown on tv

    • @equusquaggaquagga536
      @equusquaggaquagga536 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Anheny
      And malvina got away with killing Santiago.