I understand that it is a joke because of his appearance, but I like his way so much that the comment bothers me XD. He always had an admirable elegance and technical quality (unfortunately his mind or physique did not allow him to be what the spectators expected) but he is still in the race for the next world cup.
Is that why he missed that penalty for us in the Europa League final 😂😂😂 *Edit* Me Googling: It will only be a couple of names right ? Google: lists about 20 people
Arsenal fans have had a lot of great stuff to shout about these last 30 years. Everton's last 30 years, well 40 going back to the Heysel ban's effects, are a continuous series of bad luck and mismanagement, with only the 1995 FA Cup win a bright spot. Far removed from the now long-forgotten reputation of being one of the eternal Big Clubs of England.
@@GeorgeTooCur1ous not a coincidence that Germany won against them, South Korea medias prior to the tournament were pretty confident that they could reach the semis
@@pietrovitale9940 i feel bad for korea fans, they probably didnt expect their country to make the semis and now its being tainted by corruption and horrible refereeing
The Liverpool asthma theory is most likely fucking true. I used to box when i was younger and we had this "shady" type coach, he never did anything wrong but you always got the sense he was up to something. Long story short, a lot of the fighters in the gym performed better under his regime. During fights, he would always make them drink out the bottle he brought. Turns out he put crushed asthma pills inside. This was a fairly common tactic way back in the day. In fact look up Panama Lewis, its highly suspected he did that for many of his fighters, in particular Aaron Pryor. Ive known a few people who are asthmatics and they've said its definitely helped them performance wise. I mean Liverpool have 63% of their players on asthma meds. Really 63 fucking percent? Come on man. Those guys are definitely on something.
@@Irfan87 If anyone was cheating, it was Man City. Pep is a drug cheat and Bernardo Silva would run non stop for 90 minutes twice a week in the title run in every season.
@@BoringExtrovert yes, that's what they're saying. Read their comment again. They're saying that Robben was always injured all the time, but suddenly stopped getting injured the second the new manager got there and the pandemic began, which is extremely suspicious (the pandemic meant that doping testing wasn't able to be done as often as normal, and it was extremely easy to just claim a player had covid when they suddenly were scheduled to get tested, meaning they could then delay the test a few weeks, by which point the steroids would have been out of their system and so the tests would come up negative). You'd be surprised, but the reason athletes take steroids isn't so they can get really big and strong, especially in a sport like football where that actually is a handicap most of the time because they need to be agile. The actual reason they take steroids is that it greatly greatly reduces the chances of getting injured, and allows them to recover from injuries they DO recieve much much faster than normal. It's why when the UFC suddenly starting implementing doping tests to all their fighters, suddenly the number of injuries skyrocketed and fighters went from always being able to have 4-5 fights a year, to just 1-2 fights a year. Everyone was in steroids in MMA until that happened. Many UFC fighters left in protest and went to join other companies like Bellator instead because they still had very lax doping testing plus a few other reasons like how UFC banned fighters from getting their own sponsors, which made it impossible for all but the top fighters to be able to afford to live and pay for year-round training and doctors to fix their injuries. So doping testing being implemented kinda ruined the UFC.
@@BoringExtrovert yes, that's what they're saying. Read their comment again. They're saying that Robben was always injured all the time, but suddenly stopped getting injured the second the new manager got there and the pandemic began, which is extremely suspicious (the pandemic meant that doping testing wasn't able to be done as often as normal, and it was extremely easy to just claim a player had covid when they suddenly were scheduled to get tested, meaning they could then delay the test a few weeks, by which point the steroids would have been out of their system and so the tests would come up negative). You'd be surprised, but the reason athletes take steroids isn't so they can get really big and strong, especially in a sport like football where that actually is a handicap most of the time because they need to be agile. The actual reason they take steroids is that it greatly greatly reduces the chances of getting injured, and allows them to recover from injuries they DO recieve much much faster than normal. It's why when the UFC suddenly starting implementing doping tests to all their fighters, suddenly the number of injuries skyrocketed and fighters went from always being able to have 4-5 fights a year, to just 1-2 fights a year. Everyone was in steroids in MMA until that happened. Many UFC fighters left in protest and went to join other companies like Bellator instead because they still had very lax doping testing plus a few other reasons like how UFC banned fighters from getting their own sponsors, which made it impossible for all but the top fighters to be able to afford to live and pay for year-round training and doctors to fix their injuries. So doping testing being implemented kinda ruined the UFC.
@@duffman18 lmao wtf are you talking man? Robben left Bayern in 2019 right before the pandemic. The guy was saying Robben stopped getting injured when he arrived at Bayern which is not true
there´s a conspiracy that argentina can´t win a mayor tournament (world cup or copa america) with the away kit (weird thing is argentina lost 3 world cup finals in the away kit and won 3 in the home kit)
@@sponish0 it's a stat yeah But it's a conspiracy because people always know argentina will lose while using that kit in a final (saying as an argentinian myself) So when we play with the Home kit we are celebrating Even before the Match started
Nah, he never had a relationship with Moyes's daughter. And anyway even if he did, Moyes dropping him from the team for that reason would literally be highly illegal and Zaha could have easily paid for lawyers to sue him for breach of contract and employment law reasons, and Moyes would have lost. The _ACTUAL_ reason is just that Moyes is an idiot and a terrible manager.
@@aceholepictures for the same reason that you can't be fired from a job for reasons like they just don't personally like you, or that they don't like that you're gay or black or whatever. It's called wrongful termination. They have to have a actual real reason to fire you, like you're failing to do the job you're contracted to do, or you've acted in an extremely unprofessional way like sexual misconduct or racism. They can't just fire you because of who you're dating. If they tried to do that then you'd be able to sue them, and win potentially millions. Lawyers absolutely love wrongful termination cases. Because the wrongfully terminated employees win all the time, and the losers in those cases aren't just individual people but are whole companies, meaning that they can get a lot of money in damages out of them. Many lawyers will help out the fired employee on a no-win no-fee basis, basically working pro bono unless they win the case at which point the lawyer gets a percentage of the winnings, but if they lose the case then the fired employee doesn't have to pay the lawyer anything. I should point out though that this is only true in developed countries. There are developing countries such as the US where none of this really applies because most employees are there on an "at-will" contract, meaning that the company _CAN_ fire you without warning for whatever reason they want, or even for no reason (the only exceptions being protected classes, i.e. they can't fire you because of your gender, your ethnicity, your religion, or because you're disabled etc). Hopefully one day the US will progress and become a developed country. But considering who they just voted in for the presidential office and in the house of representatives and the Senate, they're going to start going backwards now, the wrong direction. I feel so bad for Americans right now. Hopefully they'll be able to have another revolution at some point. But anyway yeah, a football club can't fire you or refuse to play you for such a ridiculous reason as who you're dating. It doesn't matter that it's the Boss's daughter, because she's not her father's property, she's an independent adult woman who can make her own decisions on who she wants to be in a relationship with. But in the end, it wasn't true anyway. Zaha didn't date Moyes's daughter, it was just a ridiculous rumour made up by garbage tabloid newspapers like the Sun and the Daily Mail. It's not real.
@@aceholepictures Wish I could see him in the way which you do tbh. But as it stands, he’s a liability. Always one step behind the ball/game, chasing rather than leading, even when he’s got the upper hand. Sloppy mistakes constantly. He’s been carried by his team mates for his achievements. He’ll be playing for Villa/Brighton/Everton in a couple of seasons.
@@aceholepictures He needs a season long loan move to a semi struggling team to prove himself tbh. Plus, Pep’s been making some (uncharacteristically) huge errors over the last year or so. Maybe the City era is finished.
Dybala doesn’t exist. Dybala is a stand in name for generic clones that look the same so we feel he does exist. Bro grew up with and played alongside Messi & Ronaldo at the same time as is somehow only 31, you can’t convince me otherwise 😂
I had the same issue with Philippe Coutinho! The guy started games alongside Louis Figo and Patrick Viera ffs (Inter Milan 2008) and gave assists to prime 25 years old Andriano. He turned 32 last June.
Smuggling guns into Syria? Had to be that little hack, the GOAT Ronaldo would never… Anyway, I’m glad you mentioned the Jules Rimet trophy, Brazil is TEEMING with conspiracy theories regarding football. Some are perfomance related, like dubious refereeing and relegation saves, but others are really off the rails. One such that got very famous is that the NT sold out the WC final to FIFA/France in 98 in order to win the next tournament and later host one.
Another cool one that I forgot to mention, supposedly the Argentine NT poisoned a Brazilian player at the 1990 WC. What’s interesting about it is that Maradona himself is a proponent of it.
Made a mistake, the original e-mail circulating after the 98 defeat did not mention anything about hosting the WC. But there is a funny thing that connects it with the WC that was later hosted here, owing to the supposed authorship of the first journalist to uncover and publish the conspiracy. Ostensibly, he was a man named Gunther Schweitzer, a senior journalist at the top national TV channel, who reported the selling out under promise of success in the next NT via e-mail. 16 years later, after Brazil lost the 7-1 match, his name was attached to another viral e-mail claiming that the NT sold this match in order to win the country’s first olympic gold in 2 years, at home, only now he worked at ESPN. What’s funny about it is that both times the predictions were correct, Brazil did win the 02 and 16 tournaments, and Gunther is an actual real person, not a made-up character. He’s not a journalist however, he was a personal trainer who worked at a car factory during the 98 WC who received one if the first copies of the text in his corporate e-mail, found it funny, and forwaded it to about 500 of his colleagues. Somewhere along the way, his name got placed in it, only his credentials were changed into that of a esteemed journalist. His cell number was also included, which went on to ring non-stop for weeks, with him being phoned even by the authorities and DA looking to see if he needed witness protection.
the relegation of portuguesa in 2013 is an excellent conspiracy theory too, people say that someone at the club received money to field an irregular player on purpose, causing the team to lose 3 points from a game they had won and be relegated in place of another team that should have been relegated
The word "Conspiracy" doesn't mean "crazy untrue theory", you know. It means when 2 or more people _CONSPIRE_ together to clandestinely commit some act that's immoral and/or illegal. There's many, many conspiracies that are fact, that really happened, for example Watergate, or MK ULTRA. What _you_ mean is "conspiracy theory", not just the word "conspiracy" on its own.
The word "Conspiracy" doesn't mean "crazy untrue theory", you know. It means when 2 or more people _CONSPIRE_ together to clandestinely commit some act that's immoral and/or illegal. There's many, many conspiracies that are fact, that really happened, for example Watergate, or MK ULTRA. What _you_ mean is "conspiracy theory", not just the word "conspiracy" on its own.
The word "Conspiracy" doesn't mean "crazy untrue theory", you know. It means when 2 or more people _CONSPIRE_ together to clandestinely commit some act that's immoral and/or illegal. There's many, many conspiracies that are fact, that really happened, for example Watergate, or MK ULTRA. What _you_ mean is "conspiracy theory", not just the word "conspiracy" on its own.
The Bayern doping one SEEMS like it'd be true, but I don't believe it is. I think Goretzka jumped on gear himself though. All the other player's transformations seem very legit, like Lewandowski for example, who's wife is a fitness and nutrition expert. Bayern's training camp just values physical training a lot, to keep perfect fitness and prevent injuries. Goretzka definitely got on gear though, because he has all the symptoms. Massive muscle growth in a very short time, and extreme hairloss- which had not been as apparent prior.
I remember watching that 2002 World Cup game between Italy and S Korea. If there wasn’t a conspiracy then it was the worst officiating ever. Italy should have won that match. Forza Italia! 🇮🇹
The french poisoned R9 before the 98 WC final so he would be out of game. Then Nike, who owned R9's soul, forced him to play anyway. There's a weird picture of him after the match with his nike boots tied to his neck as if he was obliged to showcase them or something.
3:48 at least for bayern most of this look editted especially the lewandowski (who didnt even look like that in the games or anywhere) and davies ones they dont even look like that even back in the final they werent like that and the guy bellow davies isnt even davies now realistically if goretzka and davies had trained their asses off under flick in 4 months they could look sth like that due to their age back then
Goretzka no way. He's a professional footballer and they all have very intense training schedules. So to look this jacked while also completing his other training isn't achievable in just 4 months. He had to take some form of PED, either to reduce fatigue or to increase muscle growth. And you can see the side effects he's having now. Look at his hair on the top picture and look at his hair nowadays.
@@mohammadibnkarim baldness is now a thing at far younger ages than before but goretzka achieving sth close to that wouldnt be that impossible but yeah he prob took sth or the picture is heavily editted like davies and lewandowski
These guys get paid too much money not to dope, it’s wishful and naive thinking that they don’t. EPO & HGH are the Holy Grail of PEDs for athletes and both of these drugs are perfect for football. EPO increases aerobic capacity and HGH is great for rebuilding from injuries and is a real life fountain of youth, along with Testosterone. EPO stays in your system for ~3 days and HGH less than a day. Players are tested randomly and there is no clear information I’ve seen that says there needs to be a minimum number of tests done on X player over a certain time period. So we don’t know how often, but it doesn’t seem to be a fixed rate. In order to effectively test against these drugs they would have to test players every other day at least, and let’s be real that’s not happening. As soon as you submit a drug sample, you pretty much have a green light to dope because you know they’re not going to come for you again in that short of a period. (Some) People who have the drive and competitive nature to become professional athletes are not going to put morals before performance with millions on the line.
I was at the Tottenham versus Roma match last week sat in row 2. Didn’t know that Dybala was playing until he took a throw in (but handed it off to a full back) in front of me faced away. I’m tripping
@aryansood9521 United was, is and will always be bigger than any manager came across it. And definitely bigger than the sport washing project of Abu Dhabi Ports group.
1998 world cup final conspiracy, the brazilian players were poisoned by the food in the hotel and ronaldo had a seizure before the final, pretty sure he even confirmed it or atleast referenced it
I think there is a conspiracy that EPL does not want to look like farmer's league and kick out Man City,but Man City are guilty so there is a secret agreement that Man City will lose out on UCL spots at least this season but stay in EPL
That’s what is happening 100% there’s no way that Man City would lose so many games against below par teams , football is a fix just bread and circus for the masses
Benfica did manage to win the uefa youth league a couple seasons ago, so I would say that could count as the curse being broken. It was exactly 60 years since their last European triumph and they won 6-0. They also won the U20 intercontinental cup that year.
@@Inconvenient-Truth2024 It's just low-brow sarcasm, I don't disagree with you, everyone knows Qatar bought the world cup and Russia did it before them
The Russia v Croatia match in 2018 WC was definitely fishy, they were playing so good physically, but technically not surpassing Croatia. But that match was madness to watch as a fan
Villarreal do have an away kit, it's just that away kits are normally used to differentiate between two teams when they have similar colours but since very few teams play in a yellow kit they almost never have to change. Still, if you wanna see their 2nd kit check out any game they played against Cadiz
I remember that Arsenal/Spurs fiasco 😂. Spurs had to play their reserve team, losing not just the match but a champions league place whilst Arsenal, their main rivals won their match and got 4th place
The guttmann curse is not a conspiracy. He did say those words, he was mad at benfica, they didn’t raise his wage and benfica never won again. There are no secrets nor misteries about it
ok 1st one looks 100% fact! the dybala one i find funny, but i also found it funny when he was spotted chillen with some US dudes a year or two ago and was dating a US girl if i recall, cant remember the details, but seems like the two worlds dont mix that often.... and that last one is straight wild! hahah but i wouldnt be surprised
Wait so everybody acknowledges that Ribéry should have beat Ronaldo for the Ballon d’or, FIFA wouldn’t have it. But if you suggest Messi winning it 2022 and 2020 is not obvious FIFA rigging you are a conspiracy theorist. That year FIFA included a new category for voting which include a team success rather than individual, how is that not rigging
Barca were favored to win the 2009 champions league to make Messi the next big star Ronaldo demanded the coach to be a starting player in the 2024 Euros France were poisoned to lose to Argentina in the world cup Qatar bribed the referees to win the Asia cup twice
my dad supplied the meat for lasagna gate as he is a butcher and an Arsenal fan.Him and his mate Abu gave the hotel the meat.although he didn’t do it on purpose ,even though he is an Arsenal fan,so Tottenham fans please don’t go after me in the comments. 🙏🏻
Dybala feels like a time traveller to me the guy has looked the same the last 10 years since he was at Palermo😂
I understand that it is a joke because of his appearance, but I like his way so much that the comment bothers me XD.
He always had an admirable elegance and technical quality (unfortunately his mind or physique did not allow him to be what the spectators expected) but he is still in the race for the next world cup.
@@santiagostoklehis highlight reel is up there with the best honestly
You missed the Aaron Ramsey goal curse - for a long period every time he scored a celebrity would die right after
Is that why he missed that penalty for us in the Europa League final 😂😂😂
*Edit* Me Googling: It will only be a couple of names right ?
Google: lists about 20 people
@@JamieAubrey nah, he missed it because your teams pish.
Ain't no way it's the goal of death ☠️
Everton is actually a grand social experiment to study the effects of depression on supporters
Oh I thought it was Arsenal!
Arsenal fans have had a lot of great stuff to shout about these last 30 years.
Everton's last 30 years, well 40 going back to the Heysel ban's effects, are a continuous series of bad luck and mismanagement, with only the 1995 FA Cup win a bright spot.
Far removed from the now long-forgotten reputation of being one of the eternal Big Clubs of England.
The 2002 world cup in korea was definetely fixed in favor of the home crowd.
They weren't even trying to hide it.
if you think that South Korea - Italy was bad than you should check South Korea - Spain. That shit was on a league of its own bad
thankfully germany put an end to it, but i doubt they would have been able to beat that brazil team if they somehow made it to the final
Nah
@@GeorgeTooCur1ous not a coincidence that Germany won against them, South Korea medias prior to the tournament were pretty confident that they could reach the semis
@@pietrovitale9940 i feel bad for korea fans, they probably didnt expect their country to make the semis and now its being tainted by corruption and horrible refereeing
The Liverpool asthma theory is an interesting one not featured.
A fun one is that Thomas Muller has been 32 for 15 years
The Liverpool asthma theory is most likely fucking true. I used to box when i was younger and we had this "shady" type coach, he never did anything wrong but you always got the sense he was up to something. Long story short, a lot of the fighters in the gym performed better under his regime. During fights, he would always make them drink out the bottle he brought. Turns out he put crushed asthma pills inside. This was a fairly common tactic way back in the day. In fact look up Panama Lewis, its highly suspected he did that for many of his fighters, in particular Aaron Pryor.
Ive known a few people who are asthmatics and they've said its definitely helped them performance wise. I mean Liverpool have 63% of their players on asthma meds. Really 63 fucking percent? Come on man. Those guys are definitely on something.
@@Irfan87is there any evidence for that at all?? cmon man that was a rumour from 2020 and it’s still never been proved
As a Bayern fan, Muller always was 32 old
@@Irfan87 If anyone was cheating, it was Man City. Pep is a drug cheat and Bernardo Silva would run non stop for 90 minutes twice a week in the title run in every season.
I believe the Bayern doping one tbh.
Yeah, it’s been suspicious since Robben stopped getting injured the second he got there. AC Milan also seem to have a fountain of youth
@@CarlosRojas-hr6msRobben was always injured at Bayern wtf are you talking about?
@@BoringExtrovert yes, that's what they're saying. Read their comment again. They're saying that Robben was always injured all the time, but suddenly stopped getting injured the second the new manager got there and the pandemic began, which is extremely suspicious (the pandemic meant that doping testing wasn't able to be done as often as normal, and it was extremely easy to just claim a player had covid when they suddenly were scheduled to get tested, meaning they could then delay the test a few weeks, by which point the steroids would have been out of their system and so the tests would come up negative).
You'd be surprised, but the reason athletes take steroids isn't so they can get really big and strong, especially in a sport like football where that actually is a handicap most of the time because they need to be agile. The actual reason they take steroids is that it greatly greatly reduces the chances of getting injured, and allows them to recover from injuries they DO recieve much much faster than normal.
It's why when the UFC suddenly starting implementing doping tests to all their fighters, suddenly the number of injuries skyrocketed and fighters went from always being able to have 4-5 fights a year, to just 1-2 fights a year. Everyone was in steroids in MMA until that happened. Many UFC fighters left in protest and went to join other companies like Bellator instead because they still had very lax doping testing plus a few other reasons like how UFC banned fighters from getting their own sponsors, which made it impossible for all but the top fighters to be able to afford to live and pay for year-round training and doctors to fix their injuries.
So doping testing being implemented kinda ruined the UFC.
@@BoringExtrovert yes, that's what they're saying. Read their comment again. They're saying that Robben was always injured all the time, but suddenly stopped getting injured the second the new manager got there and the pandemic began, which is extremely suspicious (the pandemic meant that doping testing wasn't able to be done as often as normal, and it was extremely easy to just claim a player had covid when they suddenly were scheduled to get tested, meaning they could then delay the test a few weeks, by which point the steroids would have been out of their system and so the tests would come up negative).
You'd be surprised, but the reason athletes take steroids isn't so they can get really big and strong, especially in a sport like football where that actually is a handicap most of the time because they need to be agile. The actual reason they take steroids is that it greatly greatly reduces the chances of getting injured, and allows them to recover from injuries they DO recieve much much faster than normal.
It's why when the UFC suddenly starting implementing doping tests to all their fighters, suddenly the number of injuries skyrocketed and fighters went from always being able to have 4-5 fights a year, to just 1-2 fights a year. Everyone was in steroids in MMA until that happened. Many UFC fighters left in protest and went to join other companies like Bellator instead because they still had very lax doping testing plus a few other reasons like how UFC banned fighters from getting their own sponsors, which made it impossible for all but the top fighters to be able to afford to live and pay for year-round training and doctors to fix their injuries.
So doping testing being implemented kinda ruined the UFC.
@@duffman18 lmao wtf are you talking man? Robben left Bayern in 2019 right before the pandemic. The guy was saying Robben stopped getting injured when he arrived at Bayern which is not true
there´s a conspiracy that argentina can´t win a mayor tournament (world cup or copa america) with the away kit (weird thing is argentina lost 3 world cup finals in the away kit and won 3 in the home kit)
That's interesting. I never thought of it.
That's actually mind boggling and sad
That’s not s conspiracy that’s just a strange stat/fact
@@sponish0 it's a stat yeah
But it's a conspiracy because people always know argentina will lose while using that kit in a final (saying as an argentinian myself)
So when we play with the Home kit we are celebrating Even before the Match started
@ that’s not what conspiracy means, conspiracy when a group makes a secret plan to deceive people or to cover something up
lmao that Messi one is hilarious
It feels like England play San Marino every year
That explains why Zaha was done dirty by Manchester United.
Nah, he never had a relationship with Moyes's daughter. And anyway even if he did, Moyes dropping him from the team for that reason would literally be highly illegal and Zaha could have easily paid for lawyers to sue him for breach of contract and employment law reasons, and Moyes would have lost.
The _ACTUAL_ reason is just that Moyes is an idiot and a terrible manager.
@@duffman18it took like a year after zaha left United to start playing well in the prem. he clearly wasn’t ready at that time
@@duffman18 Highly illegal? How so?
@@aceholepictures for the same reason that you can't be fired from a job for reasons like they just don't personally like you, or that they don't like that you're gay or black or whatever. It's called wrongful termination.
They have to have a actual real reason to fire you, like you're failing to do the job you're contracted to do, or you've acted in an extremely unprofessional way like sexual misconduct or racism. They can't just fire you because of who you're dating. If they tried to do that then you'd be able to sue them, and win potentially millions.
Lawyers absolutely love wrongful termination cases. Because the wrongfully terminated employees win all the time, and the losers in those cases aren't just individual people but are whole companies, meaning that they can get a lot of money in damages out of them. Many lawyers will help out the fired employee on a no-win no-fee basis, basically working pro bono unless they win the case at which point the lawyer gets a percentage of the winnings, but if they lose the case then the fired employee doesn't have to pay the lawyer anything.
I should point out though that this is only true in developed countries. There are developing countries such as the US where none of this really applies because most employees are there on an "at-will" contract, meaning that the company _CAN_ fire you without warning for whatever reason they want, or even for no reason (the only exceptions being protected classes, i.e. they can't fire you because of your gender, your ethnicity, your religion, or because you're disabled etc).
Hopefully one day the US will progress and become a developed country. But considering who they just voted in for the presidential office and in the house of representatives and the Senate, they're going to start going backwards now, the wrong direction. I feel so bad for Americans right now. Hopefully they'll be able to have another revolution at some point.
But anyway yeah, a football club can't fire you or refuse to play you for such a ridiculous reason as who you're dating. It doesn't matter that it's the Boss's daughter, because she's not her father's property, she's an independent adult woman who can make her own decisions on who she wants to be in a relationship with.
But in the end, it wasn't true anyway. Zaha didn't date Moyes's daughter, it was just a ridiculous rumour made up by garbage tabloid newspapers like the Sun and the Daily Mail. It's not real.
The biggest current conspiracy theory in football is Rico Lewis convincing Pep that he’s a professional footballer.
I mean, he did score an equalizer vefore being sent off the other day. He's young too, right? Did alright for England. Up your dosage?
@@aceholepictures Wish I could see him in the way which you do tbh.
But as it stands, he’s a liability.
Always one step behind the ball/game, chasing rather than leading, even when he’s got the upper hand.
Sloppy mistakes constantly.
He’s been carried by his team mates for his achievements.
He’ll be playing for Villa/Brighton/Everton in a couple of seasons.
@@aceholepictures He needs a season long loan move to a semi struggling team to prove himself tbh.
Plus, Pep’s been making some (uncharacteristically) huge errors over the last year or so.
Maybe the City era is finished.
@@pfromthew Probably do a job for us then!
City fans finding the most ridiculus excuses for their downfall is smth I can watch forever
Dybala doesn’t exist. Dybala is a stand in name for generic clones that look the same so we feel he does exist. Bro grew up with and played alongside Messi & Ronaldo at the same time as is somehow only 31, you can’t convince me otherwise 😂
so the "injuries" actually are the time of incubation of the new clone? It would make sense at this point
I had the same issue with Philippe Coutinho! The guy started games alongside Louis Figo and Patrick Viera ffs (Inter Milan 2008) and gave assists to prime 25 years old Andriano.
He turned 32 last June.
Ngl, the Messi-Pedro one is funny ash😭
Smuggling guns into Syria? Had to be that little hack, the GOAT Ronaldo would never…
Anyway, I’m glad you mentioned the Jules Rimet trophy, Brazil is TEEMING with conspiracy theories regarding football.
Some are perfomance related, like dubious refereeing and relegation saves, but others are really off the rails.
One such that got very famous is that the NT sold out the WC final to FIFA/France in 98 in order to win the next tournament and later host one.
Another cool one that I forgot to mention, supposedly the Argentine NT poisoned a Brazilian player at the 1990 WC.
What’s interesting about it is that Maradona himself is a proponent of it.
The Argentine GM Bilardo as well, forgot to include him as well.
Made a mistake, the original e-mail circulating after the 98 defeat did not mention anything about hosting the WC.
But there is a funny thing that connects it with the WC that was later hosted here, owing to the supposed authorship of the first journalist to uncover and publish the conspiracy.
Ostensibly, he was a man named Gunther Schweitzer, a senior journalist at the top national TV channel, who reported the selling out under promise of success in the next NT via e-mail.
16 years later, after Brazil lost the 7-1 match, his name was attached to another viral e-mail claiming that the NT sold this match in order to win the country’s first olympic gold in 2 years, at home, only now he worked at ESPN.
What’s funny about it is that both times the predictions were correct, Brazil did win the 02 and 16 tournaments, and Gunther is an actual real person, not a made-up character.
He’s not a journalist however, he was a personal trainer who worked at a car factory during the 98 WC who received one if the first copies of the text in his corporate e-mail, found it funny, and forwaded it to about 500 of his colleagues. Somewhere along the way, his name got placed in it, only his credentials were changed into that of a esteemed journalist. His cell number was also included, which went on to ring non-stop for weeks, with him being phoned even by the authorities and DA looking to see if he needed witness protection.
the relegation of portuguesa in 2013 is an excellent conspiracy theory too, people say that someone at the club received money to field an irregular player on purpose, causing the team to lose 3 points from a game they had won and be relegated in place of another team that should have been relegated
speaking of the 1998 world cup, there is an interesting conspiracy theory about r9 and his convulsions before the final.
Cristiano Ronaldo is a fictional character played by the famous actor Sean Faris from never back down
Lmfao wtf😂
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Why have I heard this more than once?
@ because I don’t care if ppl listen or not I’m here to try and see who’s smart enough to listen idk mate!
@ it’s true! The eyes and teeth / smile head shape body structure and same head shape don’t lie!! Pull up pics and compare
This was actually a great video I’ve always wanted to find a channel with this type of content well done definitely gained a subscriber
Where's the dybala twitter thread you said was in the description?
The 2 Goretzka pics were definitely not 4 months apart
I’ve never seen Dybala play…
I have :)
Bro didn't watch the World Cup final😭
@@Jaaland9he means irl
I have 1-0 Juventus vs Manchester United dybala goal 2019
I watched the whole 19-20 season and Dybala and Cristiano were cooking together 🤤
Burnley don't have an away kit is the most stupid idea ever.
you didn't watch the last one then
1:50 they removed the thread on twitter.. they were on to smth
Wait Zaha was a conspiracy I thought it was fact since it happened 😂 😂
The word "Conspiracy" doesn't mean "crazy untrue theory", you know. It means when 2 or more people _CONSPIRE_ together to clandestinely commit some act that's immoral and/or illegal. There's many, many conspiracies that are fact, that really happened, for example Watergate, or MK ULTRA.
What _you_ mean is "conspiracy theory", not just the word "conspiracy" on its own.
The word "Conspiracy" doesn't mean "crazy untrue theory", you know. It means when 2 or more people _CONSPIRE_ together to clandestinely commit some act that's immoral and/or illegal. There's many, many conspiracies that are fact, that really happened, for example Watergate, or MK ULTRA.
What _you_ mean is "conspiracy theory", not just the word "conspiracy" on its own.
The word "Conspiracy" doesn't mean "crazy untrue theory", you know. It means when 2 or more people _CONSPIRE_ together to clandestinely commit some act that's immoral and/or illegal. There's many, many conspiracies that are fact, that really happened, for example Watergate, or MK ULTRA.
What _you_ mean is "conspiracy theory", not just the word "conspiracy" on its own.
The Bayern doping one SEEMS like it'd be true, but I don't believe it is. I think Goretzka jumped on gear himself though. All the other player's transformations seem very legit, like Lewandowski for example, who's wife is a fitness and nutrition expert.
Bayern's training camp just values physical training a lot, to keep perfect fitness and prevent injuries. Goretzka definitely got on gear though, because he has all the symptoms. Massive muscle growth in a very short time, and extreme hairloss- which had not been as apparent prior.
I am sure Markaroni has watched this video before making his new one 🤣🤣
yes absolutely
we take it
I remember watching that 2002 World Cup game between Italy and S Korea. If there wasn’t a conspiracy then it was the worst officiating ever. Italy should have won that match. Forza Italia! 🇮🇹
I grew up watching Dybala,I remember the free kick he scored against athleti in the champions league
you've slipped here from another dimension, who's the president? What year is it?!
The french poisoned R9 before the 98 WC final so he would be out of game. Then Nike, who owned R9's soul, forced him to play anyway. There's a weird picture of him after the match with his nike boots tied to his neck as if he was obliged to showcase them or something.
😂😂
amazing as always bro! keep up the grind
3:48 at least for bayern most of this look editted especially the lewandowski (who didnt even look like that in the games or anywhere) and davies ones they dont even look like that even back in the final they werent like that and the guy bellow davies isnt even davies
now realistically if goretzka and davies had trained their asses off under flick in 4 months they could look sth like that due to their age back then
Goretzka no way. He's a professional footballer and they all have very intense training schedules. So to look this jacked while also completing his other training isn't achievable in just 4 months. He had to take some form of PED, either to reduce fatigue or to increase muscle growth. And you can see the side effects he's having now. Look at his hair on the top picture and look at his hair nowadays.
@@mohammadibnkarim baldness is now a thing at far younger ages than before but goretzka achieving sth close to that wouldnt be that impossible but yeah he prob took sth or the picture is heavily editted like davies and lewandowski
These guys get paid too much money not to dope, it’s wishful and naive thinking that they don’t. EPO & HGH are the Holy Grail of PEDs for athletes and both of these drugs are perfect for football. EPO increases aerobic capacity and HGH is great for rebuilding from injuries and is a real life fountain of youth, along with Testosterone. EPO stays in your system for ~3 days and HGH less than a day. Players are tested randomly and there is no clear information I’ve seen that says there needs to be a minimum number of tests done on X player over a certain time period. So we don’t know how often, but it doesn’t seem to be a fixed rate. In order to effectively test against these drugs they would have to test players every other day at least, and let’s be real that’s not happening. As soon as you submit a drug sample, you pretty much have a green light to dope because you know they’re not going to come for you again in that short of a period. (Some) People who have the drive and competitive nature to become professional athletes are not going to put morals before performance with millions on the line.
Those 2 pictures were not 4 months apart
The Bayern one HAS to be true! No one can gain that much muscle mass in such a short time without relying on enhancing substances
Those pictures were definitely not 4 months apart
because someone says something and shows you two pictures means it's definitely true... now let me tell you about this new crypto...
Wasn’t 4 months plus try working out while eating right. 4 months is a lot especially if it’s your entire job
I was at the Tottenham versus Roma match last week sat in row 2. Didn’t know that Dybala was playing until he took a throw in (but handed it off to a full back) in front of me faced away. I’m tripping
oh this right up my alley! hahaha looking forward to this 8 minutes!
In Spain we say "batido Pintus" ("Pintus shake") as a theory of why some Madrid players are so physically fit. 😂😂 Nice and fun video.
You forgot the theory of Man City being a big club.
😂
You forgot the theory that united will win pl after Ferguson 😂
@aryansood9521
United was, is and will always be bigger than any manager came across it.
And definitely bigger than the sport washing project of Abu Dhabi Ports group.
@@adelutu32 United are dead till the Glazers go... we'll see if the rich actually end up paying for their crimes... historically, it seems unlikely
1998 world cup final conspiracy, the brazilian players were poisoned by the food in the hotel and ronaldo had a seizure before the final, pretty sure he even confirmed it or atleast referenced it
I think there is a conspiracy that EPL does not want to look like farmer's league and kick out Man City,but Man City are guilty so there is a secret agreement that Man City will lose out on UCL spots at least this season but stay in EPL
That’s what is happening 100% there’s no way that Man City would lose so many games against below par teams , football is a fix just bread and circus for the masses
Another banger lad.Love from Dublin
I am a Messi fan, but look at those number next to Ribery bro Cristiano deserved it
😀😀Thanks for that, had many laughs
Benfica did manage to win the uefa youth league a couple seasons ago, so I would say that could count as the curse being broken.
It was exactly 60 years since their last European triumph and they won 6-0.
They also won the U20 intercontinental cup that year.
The best recent one I remember was the Liverpool asthma theory
Burnley has an away kit?
The world cup in Quatar was bought because they beat england to host it and had minimal facilities and stadiums compared to England
You. Don't. Say.
@aceholepictures why not?
@@Inconvenient-Truth2024 It's just low-brow sarcasm, I don't disagree with you, everyone knows Qatar bought the world cup and Russia did it before them
Dybala not existing and being a time traveller are crazy yet believable theories
The Russia v Croatia match in 2018 WC was definitely fishy, they were playing so good physically, but technically not surpassing Croatia. But that match was madness to watch as a fan
Villarreal do have an away kit, it's just that away kits are normally used to differentiate between two teams when they have similar colours but since very few teams play in a yellow kit they almost never have to change. Still, if you wanna see their 2nd kit check out any game they played against Cadiz
You should add Aaron Ramsey and celebrity deaths
the dybala one is just absurd😂😂
The Armenia national team match versus Ireland is another interesting one
I remember that Arsenal/Spurs fiasco 😂. Spurs had to play their reserve team, losing not just the match but a champions league place whilst Arsenal, their main rivals won their match and got 4th place
Players get managers sacked all the time.
We're looking at you Vardy
I had to change the name of my fantasy football team because I was getting too much hate. It was called Partey Time
Ngl bro look at those stats, ronaldo had 87 g+a, messi had 61 g+a, and ribery 50 g+a. What do yall think about the 2013 bdor?
the syria one is just pure crazyness
Cool vid..just subscribed 😊
Just a question
When this col de rey match happened between Real Madrid and Barcelona
Trouble is by 2062 or whatever it was, there will probably be about 764 different European competitions vastly increasing Benfica's chances.
Amazing video ❤😊
Bros editing is killing me 💀
How about the REAL story of Man United's infamous "grey kit" game v Southampton?
Gerrard loves Liverpool more than football. And I should too.
The guttmann curse is not a conspiracy. He did say those words, he was mad at benfica, they didn’t raise his wage and benfica never won again. There are no secrets nor misteries about it
I don't care, Im pretty sure Dybala's our multiverse version of Bully Maguire and he has the venom suit
Goretzka Had stomach problems which he fixed and he immediately decided to gain weight 😐
Thomas Muller has been 30 yrs old since 2010
Kylian Mbappe was 19 years old for 3 years.
What season where they in a relegation scrap? Pretty sure that never happened.
Ribery made nothing to beat Ronaldo or Messi, the award is for the best player that season, not the team who won the most titles
7:06 Messi must be ecstatic with the Syrian rebel victory recently considering his allegiances.
Rashford is always 21 years old prospect
Same like El Sharaawy
You didn’t explain the Villarreal and Burnley away kit theory!
Poorly edited video
Liverpool are in a much better place now!
The English FA, man city and the PGMOL.
ok 1st one looks 100% fact! the dybala one i find funny, but i also found it funny when he was spotted chillen with some US dudes a year or two ago and was dating a US girl if i recall, cant remember the details, but seems like the two worlds dont mix that often.... and that last one is straight wild! hahah but i wouldnt be surprised
i have a theory that nuno mendes have been 21 for the last 3-4 years
It looks like Coutinho forgot to dope his left arm🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
3:55 what about Argentina vs Nethelands in the 2022 world cup??
bruh what? It was a heated up game there was nothing wrong in that
There is this really crazy theory that it’s Spurs year 🤔🤫🤫🤫
For the Ribery one, I heard World Cup final, not finalS, and boy let me tell you was I confused
Even sodding Girona plays in the UCL these days ..
cant believe people actually believe the liverpool asthma thing 😭
Da Bronco needa watch this
fuckin sick video tho bro
I love Da Bronco.
Wait so everybody acknowledges that Ribéry should have beat Ronaldo for the Ballon d’or, FIFA wouldn’t have it. But if you suggest Messi winning it 2022 and 2020 is not obvious FIFA rigging you are a conspiracy theorist. That year FIFA included a new category for voting which include a team success rather than individual, how is that not rigging
Every sporting matches are fixed events.
Barca were favored to win the 2009 champions league to make Messi the next big star
Ronaldo demanded the coach to be a starting player in the 2024 Euros
France were poisoned to lose to Argentina in the world cup
Qatar bribed the referees to win the Asia cup twice
The Dybala theories are stupid.
Someone watched too much dragon ball and thought Dybala is future Trunks 😂
People are stupid
it’s called a joke
bro i just watched dybala play 3 months ago 😂😂
prove it
psg only plays night games wtf
Conspiracy in EUROPE...WE CALL IT 'SELING GAMES' IN aFRICA
4:49 What? Portugal didn't make the Brazil WC final.
finalS. as in the final tournament
qatar buying the world cup as a gift to messi, who played for qatar owned psg. too obvious?
Portugal didn’t go to the World Cup final 😂😂
How is a “curse” a conspiracy?
Because it is
@@ultraomenmurat9937 That's not what "conspiracy" means
World Cup finals Portugal what how old are you
Wasn't this video 8 minutes and 25 seconds?
Some of these are so dumb they make me want to support man city out of anger
wasnt this 8mins and 14 seconds??
Yea bayern fs was doping
WHERES THE TWITTER THREAD?
my dad supplied the meat for lasagna gate as he is a butcher and an Arsenal fan.Him and his mate Abu gave the hotel the meat.although he didn’t do it on purpose ,even though he is an Arsenal fan,so Tottenham fans please don’t go after me in the comments. 🙏🏻
definitely a crime, but since it’s against spurs it’s cool
Calling the police now!
Abu Hamza