The best thing about Theo is his ability to say something that sounds so ridiculously stupid, and then as soon as someone questions it he somehow gives the most sound logic to back it up
“There was this one time, where I fought a rare deep water Jew, and a Pygmy negro man” Interviewer: What? “It was when I was part of this underground fight club in the middle of buttfuck no where Montana.”
I was listening to this while doing something else and it sounded so serious that I stopped what I was doing to pick up my phone to read their facial reactions bc I was like wtf are these clowns talking about LMAOOO
Loved how he made Jordan Peterson laugh so much! He's constantly under attack in interviews and I'm sure he enjoyed being on with Theo and just being able to relax and kick back and have a regular non-confrontational conversation. 💛
I find it so funny that Theo can start talking about something that is so wild and sounds so fake and then somehow make it sound true 😂 man I love Theo
agreed. maybe your opinion has changed about Theo, idk, but I've noticed that the people that like him are pretty damn chill.. whilst the people that hate him for no reason are just absolutely insufferable.
Dude I'm tripping my nuds off and thought I was going into a coma when that part came. I didn't understand they were just talking jibberish until I went back and listened to it again
The idea that someone can get thrown into a 'ditch fire' made of leaves and recyclables and come out swinging specifically because they're 'definitely 200% Italian' absolutely slays me. 😂
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They are sick! I got some.
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The best thing about Theo is his ability to say something that sounds so ridiculously stupid, and then as soon as someone questions it he somehow gives the most sound logic to back it up
That’s accurate af
I know. The last few days watching his back catalog, I keep asking myself "Is he a moron, or a genius?"
@@constantreader7483 definitely genius 😂
He almost got me convinced that he's a Genius and Theo is a character he's playing 🤣
“There was this one time, where I fought a rare deep water Jew, and a Pygmy negro man”
Interviewer: What?
“It was when I was part of this underground fight club in the middle of buttfuck no where Montana.”
That theo and swardson bit about Joe rogan was HYSTERICAL
Tremendous
One of the only people to truly match Theo’s energy 😂
One my favorite of his episodes
@@andrehamilton4340 awards rn had some funny ass stories too lmao
Nick has some serious improv skills.. oh my GOD he’s a healer too?!
”She wasn’t in a cage or nothing, she was just y’know, free range”😂
💀💀
bro i damn near choked on my cracker
"I dont know how much blood I lost that night, but it was the first time I ever had snow crab" Amazing quote
I fucking died laughing.
Probably the most original sentence 😂
Can you explain it, don't understand the analogy
“He was maybe 200% Italian” a fair assessment
I died of laughter, he says the funniest things
Remind me of "He's like 700% Irish"
Theo's storytelling, Lee's laugh and Uncle Joey's vast experience makes for an instant click.
Theo really has a way with words. "He sucked the cystic fibrosis out of a kid once" lost my fuxking shit 🤣
I busted up 😂
the way he described a rest stop, "a halfway house but unincorporated" LMFAO
😂😂😂😂
My god, as a truck driver i nearly hit the fkn ditch i was laughin so hard
"He was on fire and he came out of the fire swinging. He was maybe 200% Italian."
lost my shit at this lol
Joke WRLD is the MVP of podcast comps for including that Theo/Swardson bit about Rogan
That bit was so funny because they were saying it so seriously
😂💯
I was listening to this while doing something else and it sounded so serious that I stopped what I was doing to pick up my phone to read their facial reactions bc I was like wtf are these clowns talking about LMAOOO
Facts lol
BUTTERS, WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THE TH-cam COMMENT SECTION?!!! YOU BETTER GET OFF AND DO YOUR HOMEWORK OR YOUR GROUNDED!!!
Theo’s ‘ that’s ass to money dude ‘ was so fkin sharp 😂
When they went in on Rogan that shit was priceless. Lmao.
"My favorite drink? Probably cocaine, I think."
Perfect ending 🤣
You ever try goat cum bro it’s the shit you got to get it fresh tho it’s gotta be FRESH
😂😂😂
“She wasn’t in a cage or nothin, she was just free range in this room bruh” theo is a madman that line killed me
That whole 2 minute segment form 3:10 - 5:10 had me howling. Just making up increasingly mad stories about Joe Rogan
FRRRRR
literally cryingggg from that bit
Hearing Theo yell “TURN THE QUESTION ON RILEY! THERE IS SOUND, FIX THE DAMN SOUND!” So he can quickly avoid that topic is fucking classic
"He does some of his best work on the 405"
"He just choked on a cool ranch derit"
For whatever reason, that's the funniest thing I've ever heard
Nick Fuckin’ Swardson and him riff so well together. Talking about Joe Rogan 😂 he gets Theo’s humor perfectly
Theo and Swardson making up random shit about Rogan is fucking gold.
Best part of the pod
Loved how he made Jordan Peterson laugh so much! He's constantly under attack in interviews and I'm sure he enjoyed being on with Theo and just being able to relax and kick back and have a regular non-confrontational conversation. 💛
And of course he was talking about pills. Dude has a problem.
@@matthewsmcdill what are you talking about lol
Jordan Peterson is what stupid people think a smart person is
@@doubledont4949 Jordan Peterson is an opioid addict
I find it so funny that Theo can start talking about something that is so wild and sounds so fake and then somehow make it sound true 😂 man I love Theo
“Amen dude I’ve been saying that my whole life dude” 10 minutes of laughter🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
That’s an ATM
That’s Ass To Money
Holy shit Theo lmao
GOLD! I was howling when he said that, such a quick comedy mind...
Dude it had me cryin
“He’d look back to make sure you were locked in” 😂😂😂
I love how anyone talking to Theo starts smiling as soon as Theo says "yeah, i knew this guy once"... 😂
“he’d put cinnamon on the palm of his hand and let ya lick it off”
- Theo Von
Theo and Nick together are best thing that ever happened to the internet
"He was maybe, 200% Italian. Italians can swing and fuckin burn at the same time, bruh."
Holy shit I have never laughed harder in my life. I feel like Theo is a comedy savant.
facts
theo's lived a hundred lifetimes, so many great stories
The flip to Riley just sitting there charging is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen 💀 10:22
“black people always tryna show off” LMAOOOOOO BROOOOO
Theo don’t miss🔥
For all his grear theo is the type of guy who would throw something at the floor and miss though.
Straight hitters 💯, gang
Gang
He definitely does miss but he shoots so many times from the hip that you will get hit hard 🤣
The "chess with your hands" is too accurate 🤣🤣🤣
Him acting like he is speaking to the only and THE santa clause was fire😂😂😂😂😂
12:07 "find a better way to fix it Riley" 😂😂
Very few people can riff with Theo, but Nick is right there.
Binged all of the Theo content on TH-cam and wanted more. Then you drop this blessing
I wanna hang out with Theo Von fans, I feel like we are all chill af
agreed. maybe your opinion has changed about Theo, idk, but I've noticed that the people that like him are pretty damn chill.. whilst the people that hate him for no reason are just absolutely insufferable.
Frfr
This dude can spit out bullshit faster than most people can think lol.
I grew up in a small town in Canada and honestly a lot of theos stories make perfect sense cause I’ve got a good deal of similar ones
Bro him yelling at Riley has me in fuckin tears
“Farret sashimi. Yea I killed it with a crayon.”
Jesus Christ LMAO
Lmao was listening to this at work and looked down to see Theo talking to Santa just had me rollin 😂
I gained a six pack from flexing my stomach so hard after laughing at him say “I saw joe rogan suck the cystic fibrosis out of a kid once”
Love that Chris Farley painting. Legend
Whenever I hear theo say the same absurd thing on more than one occasion, I believe him 50% more
Comedy is gonna save the human race and Theo is on the front lines
“I saw him suck the cystic fibrosis out of a kid.” - Theo about Joe Rogan
HAHAHA IM DEAD!!
I love how much him and nick were on the same wave length 😂
I could watch those two riff off each other for hours
6:12 that was so quick and clever holy shit
The look when he said it’s his first time having snow crab😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
“My favorite drink , probably is cocaine I think“ - Theodore Vonnith
Try not to laugh challenge with Theo...mission impossible lol
"Find a better way to fix it riley" bruhhh 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Trying to work out and I can't listen to the Rogan bit with Swardson without laughing 😂
Listening to Theo and lifting waits is hazardous lol
Dude I'm tripping my nuds off and thought I was going into a coma when that part came. I didn't understand they were just talking jibberish until I went back and listened to it again
Hilarious!
i just dropped a huge deuce in a wallmart torlet one piece clean snap thick as a coke can !!!!!! i did not flush it !!!!!!!!
Lmao joe rogan is going to be the next chuck norris as far as these jokes are going
"That's ass to money dude" 🤣🤣🤣
I think all of Theo’s stories are 100% real
“My favorite drink is probably ummm… cocaine I think” I died laughing😂
“This could be the oldest baby I’ve ever seen” Theo has the ability to say the most random shit ever and get you to laugh your ass off.
“Like a halfway house, but unincorporated” 💀
Theo is the bro who always have a crazy story and they are always true.
Love this national treasure of a bro
the end caught me so off guard 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
“you think you’ll ever move back to Cali?” leads to the most uproarious laughter in the whole video
what's the joke though?
3:00 nobody has ever attempted to “Out Theo” Theo and succeeded
Swardson started STROOOONG then Theo goes okay kid ur gon' learn today
Riff Raff did pretty fucking well though, if you haven't seen that
@@leopoldstotch7711 I think riff raff matched him, it was honestly impressive how slick he was off the cuff
“Someone would say my mom died and I’d be like prooove it”lmaooo
Theo Von an amazing Storyteller and is very funny person about half of his stories that he tells his true
Teacher: my mom died
Theo: prove it
💀
"Neither of us is a gay man " - best pickup line. Also fits with the Santa Claus Interview
The guy matching Theo is hilarious
15:09 - 15:26 killed me😂
He's at his funniest when he's just talking. I don't think I could sit infront of Theo with a straight face
Idk why but all his stories give off some kind of Trailer Park Boys vibe and I love him for it
“Huge girl about 240 paownds, BEAUTIFUL girl.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I fucking lost it when i saw him interviewing santa
When it showed Riley i lost it for some reason😂 he looked like hes seen some shit😂 maybe theo tried to eat him at one point
"Find a better way to fix it Riley." Gets me everytime.
Theo has to be the best liar I’ve ever heard haha. That Joe Rogan shit was hilarious!
Theo grew up in the same neighborhood as Ed Edd n' Eddy.
I went into this saying "I can do this I can do this" LITERALLY 2 seconds in I burst out. Just the way he talks alone kills me.😂
I think Theo got molested more times than he realizes.
Can we acknowledge Lee waving at himself at 13:20🤣🤣🤣
Deeeaaaddddd🤣 boi they be high AF😭
When shultz says "YOUNG BOYS!" Fucking pure gold 🥇
3:57 onwards talking about joe rogan... iridescent moon glow 🤣 pml. Theo is a genius
The idea that someone can get thrown into a 'ditch fire' made of leaves and recyclables and come out swinging specifically because they're 'definitely 200% Italian' absolutely slays me. 😂
Theo is the ultimate strength version of the funny friend in the group
Theo is the king of the low key ending joke bomb.
“You wanna stay warm when you fight”
Lee’s wave at 13:20 lmfaoooo
“If you looked as his bunghole you kept the money”😂😂😂
That was the craziest story for sure 😂
I feel like Peterson definitely underestimated the functionality of an every day smoker
Theo von and Nick Swardson is the collab I never knew I needed
Best compilation artist 😂
He killed a ferret with a crayon. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Just smoked a bunch of JAHNTS. Thanks Joke World for something to get high to 🤙🏿
She was just ya know.. free range.
Fucking Theo.. jesus