Tom responds so matter-of-factly with that “Uh-huh” or “Yeh” to nearly all of Theo’s insane dialogue, and it’s oddly balanced and calming. Comedic mind yoga. Lol
Yea bro that was “genius” My nephew that’s 9 says these exact same things, he’s not a stand up comedian or a genius sooooo…. Tells you all you need to know about Theos audience
Idk why but that hair bit about about him growing it out FUCKING kills me every time like it’s like a child speaking through a grown man. He has a beautiful mind
The last scene in this where Tom is prodding for specifics in Theo’s crazy story made me realize that he is prodding for content, looking for the angle that he can expand on. These two are a good match, Theo doesn’t always feel comfortable enough to be as creative as he was on these exchanges.
A lot of people think Theo goes over Tom’s head but you explained it so well- Tom is just going along pulling as much as he can out of Theo because he knows it will be gold.
I’ve been single so long I think it’d be weird to sleep in the same bed with anyone. I’ve done it in the past but I don’t know now. I feel too old for that shit.
“I had this bag of stuff, you know, and it’s in like a garbage bag right, and so it’s just like different things in there” No one wanted to know what he had? I do 😂
For the record, Burger King does have a conveyor belt charbroiler that they cook the burgers on but the “2 sisters in the back about to fight” is accurate
LOL they seemed to make it into an awkward moment like he was insulting them. He only asked some couples in love still have different beds like if one snores or something. 😂
I've worked at Burger King four times in different locations and we do not paint the burger lines on the burgers okay it is done with a broiler and it is legit
They don't actually paint the stripes on the burgers. There's a box broiler in all of the restaurants, but they still let them sit in a tray with water in the bottom of it for hours before using them so while they are a terrible excuse for food, there is no "paint"
They looked at theo weird when he asked if they sleep in the same bed together, and I was literally thinking about this the other day. Imagine getting with someone and accepting that you're never gonna have privacy again, that's crazy to me. Its sounds nice and of course after a while you get used to sleeping someone else, but it's crazy that we are suppose to accept that
My grparents were married over 65 years no bullshit, but for as long as I knew them (both were in their 70s when I was born and died in their 90s) they never even slept in the same room. Look at it like this. My gpa was one of I think 10 and gma one of 9 then they went and had 8 themselves. They never had their own room, not until my youngest uncle moved out. Or something like that. But they for sure loved the fuck out of each other.
You get no privacy if you don’t established boundaries. You’ll get your privacy trust me, if they can’t accept that then maybe you should fine someone else.
I love looking under a compilation video and seeing , “2 hours ago”. I get a half chub.
Especially Theo
Same..
i love seeing 2 hours long
half? i get straight oak Willie
Turn into a telescope
“He was Hufflepuff I was fucking Sniffyndor” I fucking spit my food out this man just hit me with the nastiest curveball of all time
Theo is so off the top funny, just that guy who’s always cracking wise with the homies.
Tom responds so matter-of-factly with that “Uh-huh” or “Yeh” to nearly all of Theo’s insane dialogue, and it’s oddly balanced and calming. Comedic mind yoga. Lol
He lets him speak because he knows how much gold comes out of Theos mouth
@@TheHellRanger true. I just like the WAY he lets him speak lol
“I was in a self-esteem room. Just a bunch of people trying to feel better” what a genius hahaha
The quickest
*DEAD*
Yea bro that was “genius”
My nephew that’s 9 says these exact same things, he’s not a stand up comedian or a genius sooooo….
Tells you all you need to know about Theos audience
@@ACarter87 just another Cheeto-fingered nerd replying to comments from last year 😂
@@ACarter87 and?
Theo is a national treasure. Never seen anybody drop a line like he does 😂💀
He can sniff em back up too
"I have bad circulation in my legs but I can do almost anything with my arms"😭 I can't explain it but I did the hard teary-eyed laugh at that.
Theos idea of being part of his community is signing up for class action lawsuits.
Don't forget community service hours
He’s hilarious
RIP Susan 🙏🏻
This boy is a gem.
He grew up in that class action belt
3:34 that giggle is the most genuine giggle I've ever heard from Tom. He was so caught off guard by the double down of bed then HOUSE lmao
For real
“I’ll grow long hair out of my own head”
Done and done 🙆
I grow it out my ballsack
@@Shin90x that sack mullet bro
“It’s easier than you think!”🤣
I lost it when he said that! Hahaha Theo makes me laugh till I’m cryin w the dumbest shit. It’s too funny. . .
"I'm gonna be probly dead at some point"
Idk why but that hair bit about about him growing it out FUCKING kills me every time like it’s like a child speaking through a grown man. He has a beautiful mind
Bro ssme I’m dying rn
"I grew up in that class action belt"
Shit was so funny LMAO
Also the rabies belt and the stray animal belt 🤣
R.I.P. Susan
If Karl Pilkington ever met Theo Von the space time continuum would be in jeopardy.
Yes
Oh no… oh noooo… Fuck dude, what did you do?
You just ruined my existence knowing that that meet up is probably never gonna happen
This must happen. Karl and Theo riffing for 3 hrs while Ricky Gervais and Tom Segura provide color Commentary
“So he was a real outdoorsman” 😂
I lost it when he said that
The last scene in this where Tom is prodding for specifics in Theo’s crazy story made me realize that he is prodding for content, looking for the angle that he can expand on. These two are a good match, Theo doesn’t always feel comfortable enough to be as creative as he was on these exchanges.
A lot of people think Theo goes over Tom’s head but you explained it so well- Tom is just going along pulling as much as he can out of Theo because he knows it will be gold.
lmao chill out
@@ethanessex4547 lmao got eat a corn-dog
lol yeah I thought that when Theo was talking about the meth head making pizza and Tom wanted to know about the pizza
Theo saying he doesn't know if he could sleep in the same house as his girlfriend made Tom turn into Lee for half a second lmfao
He's the perfect boyfriend.
I’ve been single so long I think it’d be weird to sleep in the same bed with anyone. I’ve done it in the past but I don’t know now. I feel too old for that shit.
What grill do you see in the back of burger king? It's two sisters ready to fist fight. I honestly can't stop laughing at that part.
10:50 "and a lot of times numbers, you know, they go... I mean numbers know what they're doing, they're organized" lmao
I love how they both feed off each other’s vibe
“They paint the stripes on that?” Holy shit Tom
"Class action belt" is underrated..."RIP Susan"
“ ain’t no grill at Burger King, it’s two sistas in the back about to fist fight “ lmaoooooooooo 🤣
"He sounds like a real outdoorsman!" I snorted so loud that it scared the dog.
I kept thinking why is Theos orange juice so far away then realized half way through it was a candle
Ow it is orange juice bro..it's just theo likes flaming orange juice 1 meter away from him at all times..
Lmfao this is an underrated comment
Theo 'signs up' for class action suits like sweepstakes.
11:55 saving the Hufflepuff and Sniffendor thing for later lol
Theo’s sense of humor speaks to my soul
“I had this bag of stuff, you know, and it’s in like a garbage bag right, and so it’s just like different things in there”
No one wanted to know what he had? I do 😂
"i invision having one of those houses with a sidewalk thats really close" 😂😂
Just found this channel and have been binge watching. Holy shit this is just full of great content. Keep the videos coming brother!
Dude the “I would say the seat was uhhh ‘After Market’ “ is such an insanely clever line.
You know it’s funny when you hear laughing in the background 😂
Can you imagine having this guy as a friend???😂😂... I'd have an 8 PAcK ABS from laughing....
“My legs fell asleep in an Uber the other day”
Tom feeling insulted over how flame broiled whoppers are made at 0:50 is a highlight.
I am insulted too.
I thought they charbroil those burgwrs
Huff’n’puff and Sniffyndor are the funniest things I’ve ever heard 😂
This is one of the best duos
Theo saying growing his hair out was easier than you think
I love it
Tom is a good reciprocator, had Theo in his groves😂 laughed my ass off
“OH I WROTE THE FORWARD FOR THAT BOOK”
ok bro
Lmao Guinness is goated bruh 😂
For the record, Burger King does have a conveyor belt charbroiler that they cook the burgers on but the “2 sisters in the back about to fight” is accurate
3:28 "I don't know if I could sleep in the same bed. I don't want to sleep in the same house." I've never related to anything more in my life.
that laugh at 3:35 brought me back to life
It’s like hiding a crab leg in your sweater😂
They should do a podcast together they have a fantastic dynamic
how tf do you think they got these clips
@@duhduu6658 I meant a whole podcast not an episode obviously.
2:40 bold thing to say directly to a balding man 😂
“Sounds like a real outdoorsman” that broke me
Been binging all these videos. These cuts are hilarious 😂
Whoever is uploading these videos god bless you keep it coming!
'Numbers know what theyre doing, theyre organised'
9:00.. funniest part of the whole video. Rewatched his expression 3 times hahaha
3:36 sounds like lee syatt😂
Been haning around Bert too much
4:53 I love how fast theo bursts out laughing as soon as he hears the audio. You can see how sudden it is even just in his eyes.
Lmao the way they responded makes me think they DEFINITELY do NOT sleep in the same bed anymore! Probably one of them snores a lot or something.
Right! Tom def snores 😂 if they still slept in the same bed it would’ve been an immediate yes
“With my arms I can do almost anything”
3:34
Tom does a great Ryan Sickler impression
Keep it coming! Great content for that little fix of good times.
Hes entertaining af because he could literally say anything.
Why does it seem like Theo makes Tom nervous?
Theo is the funniest bro😂
I'd love to see Tom and Theo make a pod
"I was in the class action belt" lmao Theo is so unintentionally funny it's insane
It’s intentional
"dude I was in a self esteem room" 😂😂😂😂😂😂
bruh the laugh in the background 3:04 😂😭
He’s a real outdoorsman…😂
Theo has an iconic “huh”
My 2 favorite comedians!
Tbh I like the idea of having a huge bed so I can get some space and some cool sheets if I need to
This has been my way for a long time
Lol, he had to laugh at his own aftermarket joke... but keeps a straight face with his numbers are organized joke, haha
This feels like a fever dream and im here for it
"I grew up in the class action belt" - hilarious. :)
3:02 That laugh in the background was me this entire video 😂
3:06 the dude laughing faintly in the background is losing his goddamn mind rn😂😂😂
Theo Von looks like Tom Brady lite.
"numbers know what they're doing. they're well organized." - Theo
ANGRY JIMINY CRICKET!? SNIFFYNDOR!? I love Theo.
Theo - the master of comedy. The guy will make anyone laugh.
Numbers know what they doin, they’re organized
Tom in the second clip hits the most dad facepalm ever
im just here for theo having banter with someone who isnt brenda
tom segura definitely doesnt sleep in the same bed as his wife, that defensiveness was perfect lol
That’s that get rid of your first wife shit. 😂😂😂
I love Theo!!💖💖thru him I've discovered other great comics
"Sounds like a real outdoorsman" 😂😂😂
"I'll sign up for a class action about hair dryers killin people "
omfg lol
5:05 those cars were just fleeing the scene 😂😂
The crack Up in the Background at 3:05 got me dead 🤣
LOL they seemed to make it into an awkward moment like he was insulting them. He only asked some couples in love still have different beds like if one snores or something. 😂
@@adammillsindustries. Theo knows how to got Everybody crack Up haha 🤣. He is the fucking best 🤣
I've worked at Burger King four times in different locations and we do not paint the burger lines on the burgers okay it is done with a broiler and it is legit
Says 4 time BK cook fist fighting champ
Buncha Burger King shills up in here. I'm calling Alex Jones to investigate this. The people must know if burger King actually cooks their food
That must be why they taste so amazing.
“It’s like a Sam Adam’s down there” lololol I’m dead
“They call it the Cincinnati shuffle” 🤣
"Crotch froth" 😂😂😂 I'm dieing
Theo Von once pissed in a gas tank of a 14-wheeler. We now know that 14-wheeler as Optimus Prime
Houses that have sidewalks that are really close 😂😂
They don't actually paint the stripes on the burgers. There's a box broiler in all of the restaurants, but they still let them sit in a tray with water in the bottom of it for hours before using them so while they are a terrible excuse for food, there is no "paint"
They looked at theo weird when he asked if they sleep in the same bed together, and I was literally thinking about this the other day. Imagine getting with someone and accepting that you're never gonna have privacy again, that's crazy to me. Its sounds nice and of course after a while you get used to sleeping someone else, but it's crazy that we are suppose to accept that
I get plenty of privacy my dude, been married 12 years, 🤷♂️
My grparents were married over 65 years no bullshit, but for as long as I knew them (both were in their 70s when I was born and died in their 90s) they never even slept in the same room. Look at it like this. My gpa was one of I think 10 and gma one of 9 then they went and had 8 themselves. They never had their own room, not until my youngest uncle moved out. Or something like that. But they for sure loved the fuck out of each other.
You get no privacy if you don’t established boundaries. You’ll get your privacy trust me, if they can’t accept that then maybe you should fine someone else.
shared a bed with my other half about 8 years, i get you 😂😂😂
Absolute I want my own space if that ever happens.... i get tired of EVERYbody
I wonder if they feel weird about the whole theo gate thing 😂⤵️
Theo Von is the perfect GTA character.
The Cincinnati Shuffle hahahah
Cheers for the uploads bro 🎉