Best of Tom Segura & Theo Von - PART 2

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  • @willieschick7315
    @willieschick7315 3 ปีที่แล้ว +664

    I love looking under a compilation video and seeing , “2 hours ago”. I get a half chub.

    • @gbhusk
      @gbhusk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Especially Theo

    • @Agu85
      @Agu85 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Same..

    • @naturevalleycrunch5502
      @naturevalleycrunch5502 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      i love seeing 2 hours long

    • @akaCesar
      @akaCesar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      half? i get straight oak Willie

    • @ext93
      @ext93 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Turn into a telescope

  • @ggarr91
    @ggarr91 3 ปีที่แล้ว +360

    “He was Hufflepuff I was fucking Sniffyndor” I fucking spit my food out this man just hit me with the nastiest curveball of all time

    • @Drknow1984
      @Drknow1984 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Theo is so off the top funny, just that guy who’s always cracking wise with the homies.

  • @jennymulinaro6036
    @jennymulinaro6036 2 ปีที่แล้ว +209

    Tom responds so matter-of-factly with that “Uh-huh” or “Yeh” to nearly all of Theo’s insane dialogue, and it’s oddly balanced and calming. Comedic mind yoga. Lol

    • @TheHellRanger
      @TheHellRanger 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      He lets him speak because he knows how much gold comes out of Theos mouth

    • @jennymulinaro6036
      @jennymulinaro6036 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@TheHellRanger true. I just like the WAY he lets him speak lol

  • @ThebigC925
    @ThebigC925 3 ปีที่แล้ว +592

    “I was in a self-esteem room. Just a bunch of people trying to feel better” what a genius hahaha

    • @daleoriane6974
      @daleoriane6974 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      The quickest

    • @PureEville1
      @PureEville1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *DEAD*

    • @ACarter87
      @ACarter87 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yea bro that was “genius”
      My nephew that’s 9 says these exact same things, he’s not a stand up comedian or a genius sooooo….
      Tells you all you need to know about Theos audience

    • @ThebigC925
      @ThebigC925 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ACarter87 just another Cheeto-fingered nerd replying to comments from last year 😂

    • @kenbrock5441
      @kenbrock5441 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@ACarter87 and?

  • @icey2203
    @icey2203 3 ปีที่แล้ว +146

    Theo is a national treasure. Never seen anybody drop a line like he does 😂💀

    • @dickgrayson91
      @dickgrayson91 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He can sniff em back up too

  • @cellagp321
    @cellagp321 2 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    "I have bad circulation in my legs but I can do almost anything with my arms"😭 I can't explain it but I did the hard teary-eyed laugh at that.

  • @brandonreyes7113
    @brandonreyes7113 3 ปีที่แล้ว +726

    Theos idea of being part of his community is signing up for class action lawsuits.

  • @fadew55
    @fadew55 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    3:34 that giggle is the most genuine giggle I've ever heard from Tom. He was so caught off guard by the double down of bed then HOUSE lmao

  • @WEASEL4873
    @WEASEL4873 3 ปีที่แล้ว +290

    “I’ll grow long hair out of my own head”

    • @bradleyroche7233
      @bradleyroche7233 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Done and done 🙆

    • @Shin90x
      @Shin90x 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I grow it out my ballsack

    • @ext93
      @ext93 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Shin90x that sack mullet bro

    • @evanabbott2737
      @evanabbott2737 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      “It’s easier than you think!”🤣

    • @jimmynovak7913
      @jimmynovak7913 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I lost it when he said that! Hahaha Theo makes me laugh till I’m cryin w the dumbest shit. It’s too funny. . .

  • @STOPSYPHER
    @STOPSYPHER 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    "I'm gonna be probly dead at some point"

  • @ISquintsI
    @ISquintsI 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    Idk why but that hair bit about about him growing it out FUCKING kills me every time like it’s like a child speaking through a grown man. He has a beautiful mind

  • @deepfriedvibes2432
    @deepfriedvibes2432 3 ปีที่แล้ว +150

    "I grew up in that class action belt"

    • @andreranch6161
      @andreranch6161 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Shit was so funny LMAO

    • @ThatB1ueSS
      @ThatB1ueSS 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Also the rabies belt and the stray animal belt 🤣

    • @tc4423
      @tc4423 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      R.I.P. Susan

  • @StealthyLiving
    @StealthyLiving 3 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    If Karl Pilkington ever met Theo Von the space time continuum would be in jeopardy.

    • @WhiteRose-CODM
      @WhiteRose-CODM 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yes

    • @charlottem.1477
      @charlottem.1477 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Oh no… oh noooo… Fuck dude, what did you do?

    • @jshaw4757
      @jshaw4757 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      You just ruined my existence knowing that that meet up is probably never gonna happen

    • @hansteevO0666
      @hansteevO0666 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      This must happen. Karl and Theo riffing for 3 hrs while Ricky Gervais and Tom Segura provide color Commentary

  • @LKNDIY
    @LKNDIY 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    “So he was a real outdoorsman” 😂

    • @nipiotrowski
      @nipiotrowski 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I lost it when he said that

  • @kennethkretschmer1027
    @kennethkretschmer1027 3 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    The last scene in this where Tom is prodding for specifics in Theo’s crazy story made me realize that he is prodding for content, looking for the angle that he can expand on. These two are a good match, Theo doesn’t always feel comfortable enough to be as creative as he was on these exchanges.

    • @lmpfunk
      @lmpfunk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      A lot of people think Theo goes over Tom’s head but you explained it so well- Tom is just going along pulling as much as he can out of Theo because he knows it will be gold.

    • @ethanessex4547
      @ethanessex4547 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      lmao chill out

    • @Chris-zo4vu
      @Chris-zo4vu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ethanessex4547 lmao got eat a corn-dog

    • @5PYZ3R
      @5PYZ3R ปีที่แล้ว

      lol yeah I thought that when Theo was talking about the meth head making pizza and Tom wanted to know about the pizza

  • @AwesomeGamesShow
    @AwesomeGamesShow 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Theo saying he doesn't know if he could sleep in the same house as his girlfriend made Tom turn into Lee for half a second lmfao

    • @lisameehan24-7
      @lisameehan24-7 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He's the perfect boyfriend.

    • @BearFattfilm
      @BearFattfilm ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I’ve been single so long I think it’d be weird to sleep in the same bed with anyone. I’ve done it in the past but I don’t know now. I feel too old for that shit.

  • @nickysantoro314
    @nickysantoro314 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    What grill do you see in the back of burger king? It's two sisters ready to fist fight. I honestly can't stop laughing at that part.

  • @officialdiegofurlan
    @officialdiegofurlan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    10:50 "and a lot of times numbers, you know, they go... I mean numbers know what they're doing, they're organized" lmao

  • @ethanboone2166
    @ethanboone2166 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    I love how they both feed off each other’s vibe

  • @mammoth-puppy3246
    @mammoth-puppy3246 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    “They paint the stripes on that?” Holy shit Tom

  • @JS-nu3kv
    @JS-nu3kv ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Class action belt" is underrated..."RIP Susan"

  • @theMrTJF
    @theMrTJF 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    “ ain’t no grill at Burger King, it’s two sistas in the back about to fist fight “ lmaoooooooooo 🤣

  • @montanaelkwhisperer1744
    @montanaelkwhisperer1744 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "He sounds like a real outdoorsman!" I snorted so loud that it scared the dog.

  • @Iwontreadyourreply
    @Iwontreadyourreply 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I kept thinking why is Theos orange juice so far away then realized half way through it was a candle

    • @jshaw4757
      @jshaw4757 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ow it is orange juice bro..it's just theo likes flaming orange juice 1 meter away from him at all times..

    • @SarahSkinnyJeans
      @SarahSkinnyJeans ปีที่แล้ว

      Lmfao this is an underrated comment

  • @foodank_atr817
    @foodank_atr817 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Theo 'signs up' for class action suits like sweepstakes.

  • @youknow12341000
    @youknow12341000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    11:55 saving the Hufflepuff and Sniffendor thing for later lol

  • @derektemple4500
    @derektemple4500 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Theo’s sense of humor speaks to my soul

  • @leek5682
    @leek5682 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    “I had this bag of stuff, you know, and it’s in like a garbage bag right, and so it’s just like different things in there”
    No one wanted to know what he had? I do 😂

  • @Yunggillyx
    @Yunggillyx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "i invision having one of those houses with a sidewalk thats really close" 😂😂

  • @bdon746
    @bdon746 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Just found this channel and have been binge watching. Holy shit this is just full of great content. Keep the videos coming brother!

  • @denniswillis4100
    @denniswillis4100 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Dude the “I would say the seat was uhhh ‘After Market’ “ is such an insanely clever line.

  • @jasonsharpe9963
    @jasonsharpe9963 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    You know it’s funny when you hear laughing in the background 😂

  • @mudslinger8694
    @mudslinger8694 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Can you imagine having this guy as a friend???😂😂... I'd have an 8 PAcK ABS from laughing....

  • @Sapporo212
    @Sapporo212 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    “My legs fell asleep in an Uber the other day”

  • @RickRomo
    @RickRomo ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Tom feeling insulted over how flame broiled whoppers are made at 0:50 is a highlight.

    • @moniqueengleman873
      @moniqueengleman873 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I am insulted too.
      I thought they charbroil those burgwrs

  • @reillydoller806
    @reillydoller806 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Huff’n’puff and Sniffyndor are the funniest things I’ve ever heard 😂

  • @gbhusk
    @gbhusk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    This is one of the best duos

  • @Swampboiii
    @Swampboiii ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Theo saying growing his hair out was easier than you think
    I love it

  • @philip3855
    @philip3855 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Tom is a good reciprocator, had Theo in his groves😂 laughed my ass off

  • @__belial__
    @__belial__ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    “OH I WROTE THE FORWARD FOR THAT BOOK”
    ok bro

  • @johnwheeler5916
    @johnwheeler5916 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Lmao Guinness is goated bruh 😂

  • @newkidontheblockism
    @newkidontheblockism 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    For the record, Burger King does have a conveyor belt charbroiler that they cook the burgers on but the “2 sisters in the back about to fight” is accurate

  • @toriallen8874
    @toriallen8874 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    3:28 "I don't know if I could sleep in the same bed. I don't want to sleep in the same house." I've never related to anything more in my life.

  • @robertoleal8214
    @robertoleal8214 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    that laugh at 3:35 brought me back to life

  • @timheppe5250
    @timheppe5250 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    It’s like hiding a crab leg in your sweater😂

  • @Blackbirdinthedeadofnight
    @Blackbirdinthedeadofnight 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    They should do a podcast together they have a fantastic dynamic

    • @duhduu6658
      @duhduu6658 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      how tf do you think they got these clips

    • @Blackbirdinthedeadofnight
      @Blackbirdinthedeadofnight 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@duhduu6658 I meant a whole podcast not an episode obviously.

  • @michaeladams6847
    @michaeladams6847 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    2:40 bold thing to say directly to a balding man 😂

  • @OhHelloMarcus
    @OhHelloMarcus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    “Sounds like a real outdoorsman” that broke me

  • @bertbino3846
    @bertbino3846 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Been binging all these videos. These cuts are hilarious 😂

  • @nicholassmith8212
    @nicholassmith8212 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Whoever is uploading these videos god bless you keep it coming!

  • @WhiteRose-CODM
    @WhiteRose-CODM 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    'Numbers know what theyre doing, theyre organised'

  • @adamfoley5285
    @adamfoley5285 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    9:00.. funniest part of the whole video. Rewatched his expression 3 times hahaha

  • @_pastillas_3086
    @_pastillas_3086 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    3:36 sounds like lee syatt😂

    • @little.wing.
      @little.wing. 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Been haning around Bert too much

  • @Strawhatpoofy
    @Strawhatpoofy ปีที่แล้ว +1

    4:53 I love how fast theo bursts out laughing as soon as he hears the audio. You can see how sudden it is even just in his eyes.

  • @MattH-wg7ou
    @MattH-wg7ou 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Lmao the way they responded makes me think they DEFINITELY do NOT sleep in the same bed anymore! Probably one of them snores a lot or something.

    • @virgie4715
      @virgie4715 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Right! Tom def snores 😂 if they still slept in the same bed it would’ve been an immediate yes

  • @BriceBeak
    @BriceBeak 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    “With my arms I can do almost anything”

  • @Z_Diboll
    @Z_Diboll 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    3:34
    Tom does a great Ryan Sickler impression

  • @Walklikelions
    @Walklikelions 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Keep it coming! Great content for that little fix of good times.

  • @jasonsworld333
    @jasonsworld333 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hes entertaining af because he could literally say anything.

  • @obviousgreyman
    @obviousgreyman 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Why does it seem like Theo makes Tom nervous?

  • @cherie6983
    @cherie6983 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Theo is the funniest bro😂

  • @daavids55
    @daavids55 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I'd love to see Tom and Theo make a pod

  • @Pr3st0ne
    @Pr3st0ne 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "I was in the class action belt" lmao Theo is so unintentionally funny it's insane

    • @tanner9012
      @tanner9012 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It’s intentional

  • @EyezofLA
    @EyezofLA ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "dude I was in a self esteem room" 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @KiingSmoothie
    @KiingSmoothie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    bruh the laugh in the background 3:04 😂😭

  • @littlemoo52
    @littlemoo52 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    He’s a real outdoorsman…😂

  • @DontRush911
    @DontRush911 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Theo has an iconic “huh”

  • @LB_Munster
    @LB_Munster 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    My 2 favorite comedians!

  • @opibegoob7585
    @opibegoob7585 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Tbh I like the idea of having a huge bed so I can get some space and some cool sheets if I need to

    • @charlottem.1477
      @charlottem.1477 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This has been my way for a long time

  • @jameslerchjr.2061
    @jameslerchjr.2061 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Lol, he had to laugh at his own aftermarket joke... but keeps a straight face with his numbers are organized joke, haha

  • @john_clevername
    @john_clevername 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This feels like a fever dream and im here for it

  • @benjaminrich9396
    @benjaminrich9396 ปีที่แล้ว

    "I grew up in the class action belt" - hilarious. :)

  • @ConfusedHomoSapien
    @ConfusedHomoSapien 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    3:02 That laugh in the background was me this entire video 😂

  • @dyldayoungin2197
    @dyldayoungin2197 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    3:06 the dude laughing faintly in the background is losing his goddamn mind rn😂😂😂

  • @cubanian385
    @cubanian385 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Theo Von looks like Tom Brady lite.

  • @RickRomo
    @RickRomo ปีที่แล้ว

    "numbers know what they're doing. they're well organized." - Theo

  • @giri.goyo_yt
    @giri.goyo_yt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    ANGRY JIMINY CRICKET!? SNIFFYNDOR!? I love Theo.

  • @josephvanwyk2088
    @josephvanwyk2088 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Theo - the master of comedy. The guy will make anyone laugh.

  • @johns5263
    @johns5263 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Numbers know what they doin, they’re organized

  • @jacobbeal843
    @jacobbeal843 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Tom in the second clip hits the most dad facepalm ever

  • @mike6474
    @mike6474 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    im just here for theo having banter with someone who isnt brenda

  • @p_hat
    @p_hat ปีที่แล้ว

    tom segura definitely doesnt sleep in the same bed as his wife, that defensiveness was perfect lol

  • @meatloafTheman
    @meatloafTheman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    That’s that get rid of your first wife shit. 😂😂😂

  • @biancablast8153
    @biancablast8153 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I love Theo!!💖💖thru him I've discovered other great comics

  • @lDarkfoxxl
    @lDarkfoxxl ปีที่แล้ว

    "Sounds like a real outdoorsman" 😂😂😂

  • @DekkarJr
    @DekkarJr ปีที่แล้ว

    "I'll sign up for a class action about hair dryers killin people "
    omfg lol

  • @Redmartian2000
    @Redmartian2000 ปีที่แล้ว

    5:05 those cars were just fleeing the scene 😂😂

  • @germanreactionchannel3574
    @germanreactionchannel3574 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The crack Up in the Background at 3:05 got me dead 🤣

    • @adammillsindustries.
      @adammillsindustries. ปีที่แล้ว +1

      LOL they seemed to make it into an awkward moment like he was insulting them. He only asked some couples in love still have different beds like if one snores or something. 😂

    • @germanreactionchannel3574
      @germanreactionchannel3574 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@adammillsindustries. Theo knows how to got Everybody crack Up haha 🤣. He is the fucking best 🤣

  • @krizzyshow6638
    @krizzyshow6638 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I've worked at Burger King four times in different locations and we do not paint the burger lines on the burgers okay it is done with a broiler and it is legit

    • @crabpot2320
      @crabpot2320 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Says 4 time BK cook fist fighting champ

    • @ext93
      @ext93 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Buncha Burger King shills up in here. I'm calling Alex Jones to investigate this. The people must know if burger King actually cooks their food

    • @montanaelkwhisperer1744
      @montanaelkwhisperer1744 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      That must be why they taste so amazing.

  • @nicholsaustin2598
    @nicholsaustin2598 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    “It’s like a Sam Adam’s down there” lololol I’m dead

  • @jessewru6425
    @jessewru6425 ปีที่แล้ว

    “They call it the Cincinnati shuffle” 🤣

  • @kyledufty7039
    @kyledufty7039 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Crotch froth" 😂😂😂 I'm dieing

  • @ZitiPatrol
    @ZitiPatrol 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Theo Von once pissed in a gas tank of a 14-wheeler. We now know that 14-wheeler as Optimus Prime

  • @Vinny_donuts
    @Vinny_donuts 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Houses that have sidewalks that are really close 😂😂

  • @jebidiahparks6118
    @jebidiahparks6118 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    They don't actually paint the stripes on the burgers. There's a box broiler in all of the restaurants, but they still let them sit in a tray with water in the bottom of it for hours before using them so while they are a terrible excuse for food, there is no "paint"

  • @CezaMVO
    @CezaMVO 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    They looked at theo weird when he asked if they sleep in the same bed together, and I was literally thinking about this the other day. Imagine getting with someone and accepting that you're never gonna have privacy again, that's crazy to me. Its sounds nice and of course after a while you get used to sleeping someone else, but it's crazy that we are suppose to accept that

    • @wisewisdomtooth
      @wisewisdomtooth 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I get plenty of privacy my dude, been married 12 years, 🤷‍♂️

    • @Die_yuppie_scum661
      @Die_yuppie_scum661 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      My grparents were married over 65 years no bullshit, but for as long as I knew them (both were in their 70s when I was born and died in their 90s) they never even slept in the same room. Look at it like this. My gpa was one of I think 10 and gma one of 9 then they went and had 8 themselves. They never had their own room, not until my youngest uncle moved out. Or something like that. But they for sure loved the fuck out of each other.

    • @InIt4TheMemez
      @InIt4TheMemez 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      You get no privacy if you don’t established boundaries. You’ll get your privacy trust me, if they can’t accept that then maybe you should fine someone else.

    • @RAMBUK1989
      @RAMBUK1989 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      shared a bed with my other half about 8 years, i get you 😂😂😂

    • @Audiofatuation
      @Audiofatuation 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Absolute I want my own space if that ever happens.... i get tired of EVERYbody

  • @forgot2wipe
    @forgot2wipe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I wonder if they feel weird about the whole theo gate thing 😂⤵️

  • @axelmg89
    @axelmg89 ปีที่แล้ว

    Theo Von is the perfect GTA character.

  • @MsMorbeg
    @MsMorbeg 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    The Cincinnati Shuffle hahahah

  • @thebushchechen
    @thebushchechen ปีที่แล้ว

    Cheers for the uploads bro 🎉