Fifty Shades FREED is DUMB - Ice Cream is Canceled (Rant Part 3)
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"Christian's finally okay with being a dad..." I'M NOT OKAY WITH HIM BEING A DAD! I mean, really - is ANYONE here okay with him being a dad?
No .
My only experience with this series is through Amanda, but as someone else who has OCPD (I'm sure Christian does) but doesn't go as far to make my decisions someone else's I do NOT think he should be.
I will do my damn best for my future children to understand perfection isn't everything and to not impose my standards on them.
That child will be so fucked up.
Seriously though!! He has years of abuse that he really has not worked through. His only change is that he's gotten better at telling Ana what she wants to hear...
Oh god no
No. I feel bad for that kid
Fifty shades of grey is about as sexy as a gynecological exam.
It’s ridiculous, an insult to the BDSM community and I hate it all.
fucking fr
Gynecological exams are sexier, because at least healthy vaginas are less creepy.
😂
Fun Fact: in the scenes where you can see Christian's pubes, they are actually CGI pubes added in post to cover up the seam of the skin-colored underwear he was wearing. This means someone had to CGI pubes onto Jamie Dornan. Also, José is still there because in the fanfiction he's Jacob, and you can't just write him out of the fic, or Team Jacob would riot.
That poor animator
CGI pubes? Why is that a thing? Clearly, civilization is on the decline.
"So what do you do?"
"Oh, I do CGI for hollywood films."
"Wow, that's amazing! Have I seen any of your work?"
".............."
@@taradreams3 "Oh you know, just Christians pubes on Fifty Shades Freed. Some of my best work those pubes looked legit!"
I can't deal with these movies 😂
Amanda should just write her own fan fiction, where she spends the whole story yelling, lecturing, and pleading with both main characters to get psychological help.
Fuck yeah! I'd read the hell out of it.
Make it an official book, and I'll be paying for that
"Fifty Shades - Told by their therapist, Amanda"
Exactly. The 50 shades fanfic entitled "Christian gets therapy and becomes a healthy human being who doesn't need to control others to feel happy."
@@taradreams3 mate Christian is getting therapy through all 3 books and it ain't doing shit.
Meyer: Edward hates Bella's baby at first because she might literally die if she gives birth.
James: What would be the similar to that? Oh, I know! Christian hates the baby cause he... doesn't wanna share Ana. Yes. Exactly the same.
How did she manage to make this regular dude so much worse than a literal vampire, I will never really get that.
For real
Yeah, I dont like twilight, but fifty shades of grey is just so much worse
I've watched the first one for some reason. However hearing this about Bombay Sapphire may mean my mom is not getting her traditional Christmas present from me this year.
This 666 likes is perfect i dont wanna mess it up
At least with twilight both Bella and Edward were somewhat equally obsessed with each other.
The funny thing is that her boss who was stalking her and wanted to have sex with her in the beginning is seen as a stalker and someone who needs to be jailed, but Christian isn’t, even though he was stalking her all the time and wanted to have sex with her 😂
MaryAnn Ann Yeah but her boss wasn’t rich. Apparently it’s not okay for poor people to stalk women. 😂 This movie series is so trashy and offensive in so many ways.
@@pauliedoodle1939
Tell this hardcore fans and they'll bash you for saying that. xD
Uncreative Lol I often pick fights for entertainment with 50 Shades Stans. They are too easy to annoy, it’s highly entertaining. 😁
@@pauliedoodle1939
😂😂
I hate Fifty shades as much as the next person, but that's not the same. As fucked up as it is, Ana wanted to have sex with Christian as well, while she didn't with her boss.
Imagine being Grey's son. Or worst, imagine being his daughter. Oh, boy, he would track those kids down 24/7. Worst than controlling boyfriend is a controlling parent, you can't escape.
It's bad enough being stuck with a controlling abusive husband but from personal experience it's just as bad being stuck with a controlling abusive father
"dad im going for a drink at xyz place"
"sure, why didnt you take previous left then. you're lying"
Imagine being his daughter AND looking like the mother
@@leaiplaya0189 Ugh. He's soooooo creepy.
Edward had a Volvo. C’mon. It’s for the stalker that wants to be a little safer on the road.
Yeah no idea how I messed that up aha!
I hate that I was looking for this comment
@@Sana-jb5zu I hate that I messed that up. I always thought it was such an ugly volvo
@@Sana-jb5zu Same 😂
Real Nice Guys Drive A Volvo. Hear It Purr.™
The movie seemingly leaves out my favorite part of the ending, which is when Ana and Grey are having sex and the baby moves and they're like "seems she likes sex already" and this is somehow not horrible in every conceivable (HA) way.
Did that really happen?
@@niamarieliseia6103 Well, my source is Jenny Trout, I haven't read the book myself, but at least it's there in the quote.
Niamari Eliseia yes that line is in the book.
@@leannes8745 but but but... Why
Niamari Eliseia I don’t know,it’s a while since I read the books 😂
Fifty shades of red flags am i right? Eh eh?
Thats already been done hasn't it?
Nine and a half weeks
It's the wrong chanell😂 look at Alex Mayers
🤣
Fifty Flags of Red
It’s time for the Red Flag-parade 🚩🚩 🚩📣🥁🎷🚩🚩🚩
*Finally finishes the Fifty Shades videos.*
Subscribers: Did you do it?
Amanda: Yes.
Subscribers: What did it cost?
Amanda: Everything.
Lol
Amandanos.
Major respect for u Amanda, because now I don't have to watch this accursed movie.
I didn't have to watch any lol
She´s sacrificing herself to save all of us
same and i love your profile pic btw
@@vanillacoffeeaddict thank you darling
Haha you should also check out Alex Meyers
Me: I don't like videos for goals
Amanda: I'll read this trash if you like it
Me: ....+1 Like
Hero
Or villain
I'm doing my part
:thumbs_up:
@@Ashbobsjunior Same here.
For shame! (Yeah, um, I actually did the same)
DAMMIT EDWARD DRIVES A VOLVO
Here we are, the end...
For now... 10 THOUSANDish likes and I take a look at the Fanfiction this ALL started from.
GAME ON!
Why are you doing this to yourself?! 😂
You do realize that we as fans have this sadistic need to punish you as part of our attraction to your work, right? My God, this review is at least meta squared.
@@unouni2548 All the movies have been delayed and reading is theoretically good for you
I clicked like because I’m bored and I really want to see you read the fan fiction. Read it Amanda. READ IT!! WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?! HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!!!!
That's not the CGI demon baby. That is the, surprisingly worse, animatronic DEVIL baby.
Is it the antichrist to baby Yoda? (I assume it's an animatronic based off the movement and texture.)
Lately I keep seeing people post pictures of their babies with filters on them and they look like the twilight baby.
The CGI demon baby was the friends we made along the way.
At least they didn’t just go out and buy a child’s doll like in American Sniper. Seriously you can see him moving it’s arm with thump while he’s holding it.
Christian Grey is Satan and he chose Ana to be the mother of his devil child
The "I don't want us to have kids because I don't want to share you" part reminded me of one of my favorite movies ever: Waitress. In that movie the husband of the protagonist says the exact same thing...
... by the way, The only difference between 50 Shades and Waitress is that Waitress is about a woman who is trapped in an abusive relationship trying to find a way to leave her husband and live life on her own.
I thought the exact same!
i loved the musical
I love waitress so much
@Elise Schureck with Keri Russell.
@Elise Schureck I'm not quite there yet, my musical obsession is currently just a little in the background 😂😂
The judge looked familiar, so I looked her up... shes an acting teacher at my university. Now I want to know how she got pulled into this.
Damn
Ah yo, you cant leave us hanging like this! We demand updates!!!
I really wanna know now
Bruuuuuuh.
I need to know now, too!!
Thing about abusive men is that *of course* you can capture snapshots here and there of them being on their best behaviour. Appearing to be the best dad, the best husband, the best friend, the best worker or boss etc. And the targets of abuse tend not to be wallflowers, they tend to stand up for themselves over and over and over again throughout the relationship, in both overt and covert ways. And abusers always whine about how they only commit abuse because of their past hardships - to them, their own feelings matter so much more than the feelings of their targets. Odds are, this "happy ending" is really just the beginning of how bad Christian's abuse will get towards Ana and their children.
I think that applies to any abuser, of any gender.
FYI there is a psychiatric that alerts us to not watch it cause how does not make sense and unhealthy that relationships are. in the movie, it makes the audience felt like a live goal love story that actually, it does not gonna work in reality. even if it happens in reality, it would not gonna work that smooth, easy and lovely as same as in the movie. it was called a framing method
Yeah I think the “good moments” are called Honeymoon Phases
The worst part about those good-moment snapshots IRL is that they can make you stop and go, "Well, he wasn't ALWAYS an asshole" and stick in a relationship you really should get out of.
@@Heycoolname123 or the sweet moments in the sweet / mean cycle 😔
I'm an avid fanfictions reader and there are so many amazing, brilliantly written stories with great characters building and storylines and yet fanfictions like Twilight and 50 shades were picked up to be published? It's like mainstream publishers deliberately try to find the bad ones to keep maintaining the stigmas that fanfictions are trashy and basically a self insert amateur pornographies.
@J R I won't disagree with that. I guess I'm just really good at avoiding them now that I've been reading fanfictions for years, so you can see the signs whether the story is going to be a train wreck (I mean there are only so many different ways you could write a self insert story and after a while, you find out the patterns). Hahhh when i stumbled upon the world of fan fictions at first, I didn't know any better....Oh the horror.
I thought twilight was an original property
@@lucifaerislifeandstuff5181 twilight was a Harry Potter fanfiction. Then it got 'discovered' and published. 50 shades was twilight fan fiction
@@mahogara ? Its not even similar to HP.
@@purplekitkatemily I don't have all the facts since I am not very familiar with twilight. But according to some fans, twilight started out as an AU (alternative Universes) fan fiction of Harry Potter.
OK I just did a quick Google search and couldn't find any proofs. So I may be wrong. Sorry about that. Maybe the rumours started because the writing reminded critics of Internet fanfictions and the books were compared to Harry Potter for some reasons.
Y'all better destroy that thumbs up, so I can listen to the original fanfiction. Lol.
Oh she will need to pray .
Gata Andersen I WHEEZED SUCH A GREAT COMMENT
Wow. You have a lovely singing voice.
I actually dated a guy who told me point blank he was jealous of my 3yo son because I would always love him more. That relationship did NOT work out. My relationship with my, now 15yo, son is great however.
I know someone who wants to have children with his girlfriend, but he doesn't want a son, because he doesn't want any other male to have her attention.
This girl is far from a decent girl, but the fact that he'd be jealous of his own son is pathetic.
People being jealous of their SOs children, especially if it's a child they had together, is not healthy.
I'm glad to hear things are good between you and your son.
Imagine being jealous of a CHILD who loves their parent platonically. I-
Interesting really, but that last line... sweet home Alabama
Sorry, had to be done
I mean, isn't that how it's supposed to work? you and your significant other end up having a child which both of you love MORE cuz it's the child both of you put into the world... or if it's adoption-related, you know there's a child to love and care for as well so you'll have second priority in the overall relationship.
Or am I just crazy?
no no Edward drove a silver VOLVO, cause i remember seeing the commercials lol
YOU'RE RIGHT! I MESSED UP
Amanda the Jedi Lol
Freed is a disaster because you could tell that EL James was just coming up with contrived crisis after contrived crisis, none of which matter, to keep the story going and distract people from the fact that the central relationship makes no sense.
Writing a romance series after characters get married is hard enough (because an audience sees that as the natural conclusion to the story) and it really doesn’t help that James is a terrible writer.
PER-GE-NENT
Oh no. That's how my brain's gonna make me say that from now on, dammit.
PREGANTE
How is babby formed?
PREGANTE ?
Am I Pregonante?
Pergananant?
"If I had stayed in the system, who knows how bad I would've turned out?"
Hi.
Former foster kid here.
Yeah, um, I know the system is bad but *it doesn't excuse the behaviors you choose to do.*
Jfc, and I thought I was the bad guy. *Smokes blunt*
I know right. You don't become obsessed with something that brings you pain. You run away from it.
**hits blunts with you** man I’m proud of you. Too many folks use their hardships as excuses to be assholes. You? You went thru one of the hardest things I think a human can endure and you have the self awareness to be a good person. Hats off to you, mate.
**passes blunt back**
@@Werewolf.with.Internet.Access *hits blunt again* oh no no no trust me, I've done my fair share of bad shit.
But I'm aware of it and I wanna change from it so I can be better.
@@ShendonV this has to be a joke
@@dlobelow760 It is
Tell me why Christian being mad of an unborn baby is exactly like when the husband in Waitress is jealous of Jenna’s unborn baby except the Waitress doesn’t romanticize abuse and Jenna leaves her husband because abuse is a no no
I just get sad for the actors. Imagine licking that ice-cream?
Oh God I've never thought of that NO
Worse yet that scene most likely had multiple takes
Mmm.... nothing sexy about licking ice cream from someone's chest hair... yay.
So cute amirite
I'd be throwing up lol
Possibly, I'm just thinking about this because of our current situation. When he fingers her in the elevator, did he wash his hands afterwards? Cause all I can imagine now is chris shaking hands with customers and playing a game on his phone with those hands. Eh. Chris is a slippery dude.
"Harold, why does this Elevator smell like Fish?"
And just think where his fingers have been BEFORE doing that to her.... That's just unhygienic.... Luckily, nowadays we all carry gallons of handsanitiser with us 😅
I can’t stand how much these movies romanticize abusive relationships
I'm getting The Dom vibes from all that "Okay so THIS MANY likes and I'll do it"
Christian: Doesn't want kids.
Me: Oh, because he's worried that because of his abusive childhood and unresolved trauma he would make a poor father and this movie could be about him recovering from his trauma and being a better person?
Christian: DoEsNt WaNt To ShArE
12:45 THANK YOU!!! I swear no one ever talks about how this guy literally gets jealous of an unborn BABY. Its literally one of the aspects of his character that pissed me off more than anything and actually made me see red
TL;DR: Never trust a man in an Audi.
In Audi is a doctor or lawers car. Someone with fuck you money would drive a Ferrari or Rolls Royce.
The video game 'Outlast' taught me that ;-)
As an Audi driver I'm deeply offended. You're also not wrong
Lol one of my teachers is driving an audi
Tony stark drives an audi
The elevator fingering sounds like a b grade horror movie.
Oh boy, glad I've got my headphones on for this
Herbert Fitzgerald this is worse than a b grade horror movie
What we have here is a D-grade horrible movie.
@BrackynMor "Harold, look! It's that weird Person, smelling the Elevator Buttons again!"
"Don't look at them, Harriet. Maybe they go away if we ignore them."
Hollywood is at its downfall.
5:04 Is that Tyler Hoechlin??? Maybe Superman can save Anna in the next movie: Fifty Shades of Regret
Why was Derek there he deserves better than this
Oh my god why was I so convinced that that was Tom Ellis you are absolutely right
The second of shear panic when you didn’t know if there was a 4th one. I felt that.
Okay can we seriously talk about Amanda's singing i love it like seriously 💙💙💜💜💚💚❤❤
PanicK Productions ikr? i love it sm 🤍
"...Caaaaause...Anna's got a guuuuun!"
Goddamn, I laughed way too hard at that. Well done, Amanda. Well done.
I’ve read a lot of fanfiction in my life, and you can definitely tell this series started off as a fanfiction. Some fanfics turn out really well, this doesn’t seem to have been one of them
"Owdi" is the correct pronunciation for Audi. It's a Latin word, meaning "Listen!", essentially a translation of the manufacturer's German surname "Horch".
I am impressed. Not many People know the Story behind that. :)
@@johannesseyfried7933 My Latin teacher said, this was a valid reason to learn Latin: So we could properly rename our family businesses after WW3...
@@unterdessen8822 like a true war criminal
Hey, if it makes you feel better... I once was engaged to a girl who actually LIKED the first Fifty Shades of Grey movie. Suffice it to say we are no longer together.
@J R Nope.
Good for you I hope you meet a better person
i'm ashamed to say that i have seen all three of these movies. i know how you feel Amanda. you're strong. i hope the force was with you when you watched these.....moviesssss
Same dude...I don't think there was enough booze in my cupboard for the crap I watched...
You are also strong for sharing your experience 😔
I had to. I have a friend who loves the books. 😑
Tell me you couldn't sleep without having those scenes being replayed in your mind.
You have really good singing voice, btw. Like, seriously.
Here’s to you mrs Robinson~~
I love how she says it 😍😍
I had to scroll sooo far to find a comment about this!
I really like your singing voice too, and I kinda have to admit that I have a thing for guitars.... And their players... 🤭🤭🤭
@@ConniJo I don't really have a thing for guitars/players but a good voice definitely increases attraction x100 😍😅
oh my god I just got it!
they're both predators: Edward preys on humans and drinks their blood and Chrissy is a creep who abuses vulnerable women
my (ex)friend made me watch shades with her, saying "this is what she wants in a relationship." i straight up told her "oh so this is why you were in a abusive relationship for 3 years" she locked herself in the bathroom, crying. she didnt know that her relation was abusive behavior.
It’s amazing (and really sad) how trauma can completely warp your perception of things, huh?
Twilight may be really bad but at least it gave us Decode, 50 Shades on the other hand has no redeeming factors whatsoever
i’ll admit that i liked a couple of songs from the soundrack...
@Nive Is Unicorn Fluff There were a few decent songs from the 50 Shades soundtrack, but none of them were good enough to make it count as a redeeming factor of the movie, unlike Twilight with Decode (I love Leave Out All The Rest and Supermassive Black Hole but they were already released way before Twilight came out, so I don’t count them as soundtrack songs)
The Twilight soundtrack was actually pretty good.
@Panic at the Fall Out It was But like I said a lot of the songs on there were already released on their respective albums way before Twilight came out, so I don’t consider them soundtrack songs
I fucking hate Twilight... but Decode was a good song. Paramore gave us a blessing out of a curse.
Ice cream ruined even in isolation 😭
My husband and I just watched these movies because we’ve both been quarantining at home for the last 2 months, bored & scraping the bottom of the barrel for entertainment. He laughed at your videos on 50 Shades so hard 😂
I haven’t read twilight in 4 years but it was a Volvo Edward had. He joked about getting an Audi for Bella. I wish I could erase this knowledge from my brain. I actually kinda like twilight but I Do Not Need to know every single meme.
Me, watching this tipsy while eating Ice Cream. NOOOOO, ICE CREAM! HOW DARE THEY DO THIS TO YOU!
One thing I like that you pointed out (and it might have been in one of the earlier videos) is how much this played to middle-aged women. This book and movie really brought out that issue that was prevalent with women of my generation, and it's both sad and disappointing. I had been pointing out for many years that there seemed to be a major problem with girls and women making self-destructive decisions in romance. Hell, it was difficult for a guy to even get noticed if he wasn't being a douche. I know this is sort of something that's often been pointed out with cliches of "nice guys finish last" or "ladies like bad boys," but it really seemed particularly extreme in the 80s, 90s, and 00s. I was called bitter and even sexist over and over again for pointing this out. But when this "50 Shades" series came out, and we saw SOOOO many women of my generation swoon over it, but the younger women and girls didn't so much, it really showed that it was a generational thing. The numbers don't lie, and women of my generation were the ones calling this abusive behavior "romantic," the very thing I had been trying to point out for so long. Now, after thinking about it a lot, I think it has to do with the fact that we were raised by the Baby Boomers; a generation that was itself transitioning from tradition to progressive, and women of my generation got mixed messages which led to a sort of identity crisis; causing a very large number of them to turn to abusive men and thinking anything else was "boring." I don't know specifically what it was, but it would be interesting for a sociologist to study.
It seems to me you made quite a good study by yourself. You actually pointed out some interesting parts, and I agree that it's probably a generational thing. I'm in my early twenties and I haven't met a single person of my age, female or male, that thought the story was romantic. Every person I spoke to (and it was a lot of people, trust me) was exactly as horrified as we were.
@@Eris_Norregard You don't know how glad I am to hear that. Seriously, it's an incredible relief.
I agree that it's a generational thing. I see so many middle aged women married to men who are douchebags and treat them poorly and the saddest part is that they have endured the abuse for years or decades, too afraid to leave their abusers for good
So giving your girl friend flowers, telling her she's special and hugging her isn't cool any more. You have to control her, and sadomasochistically abuse her. I'm sad. 😥
Christians ways are not okay, flowers and compliments are still awesome.
@@bethanychatman9531 Thank you Bethany. Its good to know not every girl needs a 'red room' Be well🙂
Charles Kline lots of girls are very happy woth compliments and flowers and not needing a red room
@@miaconstransitch8979 🙂
@Cursed Canvas Thank you.
Damn, Amanda is actually a really good singer.
I LITERALLY thought the same! 😂
i love the "anna has a gun" part
It feels like this film really tried to sell us the idea that there are "good" abusers and bad abusers
I hate the fact I remember this. But Edward had a Volvo. :D:D:D
(Love your videos, Amanda, and I appreciate the sacrifice!)
"they realized they were being stalked...by a Dodge."
one of the scariest tropes of all
RE: Gin: So while both gins while go well with Lime, and most gin has flowery notes, Hendrick’s is specifically Cucumber and Rose, therefore Southsides and Romeo & Juliet’s taste better with Hendrick’s. (Cucumber in Southside and Rose Water in R&J’s.) Bombay is Juniper, and botanical in general, with hints of citrus, hence the Lime request, I assume. Bombay is my preferrence for Gin and Tonic’s, it’s widely available, inexpensive, and Tonic (with quinine) pairs well with the flowery, botanical notes of Bombay.
Also, Tanqeray was surveyed to be the best Gin for Negroni’s. This magazine questioned a bunch of drinkers and top cocktail bar bartenders. It might’ve been Tanqueray No. 10. But still, its flowery notes overpower the herb/spice and bring out the flowery notes in the Canpari.
Nit picking but Edward and his family were most often shown driving around Volvos. I understand thats is pretty easy to mix up, they're both big name European car manufacturers.
As soon as you said "Edward drives an Audi." it just didn't sound right to my Twilight-educated ears.
Right?
I'm pretty sure Edward must have had an Audi at some point because it's mentioned that he and Rosalie have a thing for fancy cars and they have a huge collection of them. So it's not unlikely.
I know that his favorite one was an Aston Martin or something.
Amanda's singing and guitar playing is legit though, not gonna lie.
Haven't watched any of these movies. But I bet watching reviews where they talk about just how bad this series has been is more fun. It's funny that I am still getting recommended these reviews, further tells you just how bad these movies are if people are still sh*tting on it.
Same. Never read them, never watched them but somehow I know all about them from commentators. I'll prolly find some other shitty things if I watch them by myself, but life is too short for bad books and movies.
I watched the movies (with friends to shit talk about it) even with shit talking it was super incredibly boring. I am completely unable to tell you what happens in the first one and it's two hours of movie. There is no plot. At least the other have a little more plots. I didn't make it through the last one tho. Cuz my friend had to leave and no way I'm watching that alone. But yeah it's way worth it, when in doubt, reminds yourself that each movie are 2 hours to 2 and a half hour. Imagine how much Amanda had to cut and edit out well those are the moments where absolutely nothing happens definitely not fun. And nothing happens even in the sex scene, it's really weird.
@@ArturGlass.C 100% agree. I actually like bad movies because I find it funny making fun of them. But those movies ? They're just incredibly BORING. And I watched ALL of them. The third one is actually the worst in my opinion because even action scenes are stupid, but not in a funny way.
So yeah even if you like bad movies, don't give it a try, it's not worth it. But commentary of these movies? I love them lol
@@Theanine95
If you like "fun bad" stuff then I recommend Netflix's Another Life. It is BAD, like BAD BAD. You'll laugh at the show, not with it. I could not get through all of the episodes, cause mid way I realised the reviews tearing it apart are going to be worth it - AND THEY WERE. I recommend watching the first 4-5 episodes, then just skip it and move to reviews.
Totally my situation. Haha
You and the Dom (Dominic) make me laugh while giving a great meaning to how relationships should be not that toxicity and abuse
It's kind of sad that even after watching in-depth reviews of these movies, my mother is still upset that I refuse to give them "a chance".
ok bois....we need the fanfic review lol Amanda hasnt reached her breaking point yet!! lol
Just to answer why José is still relevant: he still is Ana's best friend and has to fulfil the role of Twilight's Jacob. Jacob kisses Bella against her will and José tries to kiss Ana against her will. And I think that the movies mixed two characters into one because in the book Mia starts dating Kate's brother but in the movies it seems like she is dating José
#1 Nice singing voice #2 I almost peed my pants when you did the Mrs. Robinson bit because I was laughing so hard #3 Really enjoyed your take on the series. Now I don't have feel left out because I haven't watched the movies or read the books. So essentially - thanks for taking one for the team, so to speak.
I can't believe we live in a time where crappy fan fictions are being released in theaters and people watch them WTF also I tried to tell a woman who was a fan of this series that it was based off a Twilight fan-fiction and she didn't believe me lol😂😂 Also the writer was SUPERMAN noooo
This was a strange and exhausting trip. I couldn’t even get past the first 30 minutes of the first movie. Thank you for your sacrifice, Amanda. ✊🏼
Amanda: "wearing a Christmas sweater"
Me: " typing with a bad pun in mind" Ginger bread woman
Amanda has *WAY* too much time during quarantine and I‘m HERE for it!
Also, fun fact, the detective was also the chief of a precinct in Altered Carbon. I guess he professionally acts police officers.
As an HVAC worker I can tell you that security means almost nothing if you have a ladder and act like you are there to fix something
Yep. As someone that occasionally assists some pen testers, a uniform and a tool box can get you almost anywhere.
Confidence and a clipboard
You're single-handedley getting me through isolation. Bless you 🙏
This whole trilogy is soooo baaadd I cant event get through via reviews. All these books should have been banned, burned, the ashes buried and the place salted. Possibly event cemented over. Just knowing this type of drivel exists is bothering me.....
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Words I can’t find them. Thanks for finding a way to make all of this entertaining Amanda and grade on the Mrs. Robinson singing as well! 🙌🏻👊🏻
@13:00 I love the guitar & singing!! 👌🏻 👏🏻
If I ever learned anything from Pretty Little Liars is that one only has to pay a % of the bail to be released.
Hannahs mum was locked up and hers was set at 1 millon but she only had to pay 100K.
So if he had to make 10% of 500K... 50k is doable right?
I'm super late to the game here. Just wanted to say thanks for the "Mrs. Robinson" cover in the middle. 😂
I gotta say...Hendricks actually pairs amazingly with cucumber. I'm a bartender and we make a drink called a cucumber refresher with muddled basil and cucumber with a touch a simple syrup, add 2 oz of Hendricks, ab an 1oz of fresh sour mix, shake and strain over ice...its one of the best drinks EVER! After the pandemic...I highly suggest trying it. 😉
I keep sending this video to my friends so they can like it. Sorry, Amanda. This is what the people want.
3:19 3:45 7:18 "I don't know, its dumb"🤣🤣🤣 13:01 Mrs. Robinson song 🤣🤣🤣HILARIOUS🤣🤣🤣
I die at "Audi commercial scene" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"It's all good cuz ~ Anna's got a gun ~" I'm dying xD if only that could be the actual premisse of these shitshows
Wait, the story this is based on is called Masters of the Universe? OK, now I'm wondering how He-Man and Skeletor fits into all of this. 😉😂 Couldn't resist.
When she said Edward had a silver audi I had to stop the video to see if someone told her in the comments that he had a VOLVO hahahaha omg Twilight has marked me 🤣 I should not remember that
13:01 DAMN Amanda, you've got pipes! Seriously, you should do random musical numbers more often, that was great!
Also, this video made me weirdly understand Christian a little better, when you said he wanted to go to the red room because he felt like he was losing control and needed to go somewhere he had control, because that is why I play video games, to feel like I have control over something! But here's the thing: I play video games, I don't abuse real human beings. There are healthier outlets for a need for control than abuse, people, I speak from experience.
I have subscribed specifically so I can be here when you compare the fanfiction to 50 shades and twilight. Cannot wait.
Lol @ 8:52 “...he pretended to be an elevator employee.” I’m guessing you meant “repairman”, but that’s hilarious.
The one redeeming thing about Christian: His taste in drinks.
I just realised that Christian literally transforms into a dad in the epilogue. Khakis and a blue polo shirt, shit he’s never worn before
THIS IS QUARANTINE GOLD, THANKS SO MUCH :)
I remember my aunt had a copy of the first book and my little sister (then 8) picked it up because she was an avid reader and said, "I'm gonna read this." Then I grabbed it from her and told her, "No you ain't. It's not for kids." She then deduced it must have bad words in it and I wasn't going to tell her the real reason why at 8 years old, so I just nodded and said, "Yep. Bad words..."
Well, somethings are definitely bad words
little does Christian know but that author he just bulldozed is actually Superman. better watch your back.
I never watched Fifty shades, and now seeing your videos made me realize that 2020's The Invisible Man is just basically a secret sequel to the Fifty Shades Trilogy.
It's official, reached 10,000 likes. *I'm ready*
Her boss is named Jack Hyde?
Seriously?
They might as well just call him Dr. Jekyll.
All that 'of course I'd choose to protect my child over you' would have been a lot better if she'd actually left him to protect their child
lol at 5:05 that guy Ana is interviewing? He plays the main werewolf in the tv show Teen Wolf. His character is named Derek. Suits pretty well for a movie that ripped off Twilight fanfiction to have an actor who played a werewolf.
12:27 "... she's pregnant. Becouse she wasn't taking her shots. Becouse who gets shots when having sex" *takes A SHOT* Ok, Amanda, are you trying to tell us something here? :p
Amanda’s outrage at 9:15 about the pubes made me laugh so fucking hard bro. I had to replay it so much 😭😂