Slay The Spire: How To Survive Blasphemy

An easy* 12 step process to survive a card that kills you. Seeded run done without mods on the 9-19-2019 Beta Branch. Some external scripts were used to determine the seed and automate mouse clicks but no modifications to the game's files were made.
Seed used: P8EZ0D

[@mewtwo7332]

virgin intangible vs chad 102090 hp

[@lachlanmccormick3486]

Or just use intangible, gods can't smite what they can't hit.

[@Koroistro]

Or buffer ;)

[@vamburker5950]

kinda surprised that works

[@thecatinthehatwithabat9903]

Only works if you have 2 intangible, learned this the hard way today

[@daforkgaming3320]

@@thecatinthehatwithabat9903 gods can’t smite what they can’t hit, but they can wait for your turn to end then smite

[@Milesprowerthegamer]

@@thecatinthehatwithabat9903also works if you line up incense burner correctly so that it activates the turn after you play Blasphemy.

[@niceguy3148]

Very useful tutorial, thank you

[@bforbiggy]

This is... blasphemy

[@lyonix408]

😂😂

[@gumikebbap]

nice editing! i like the hype in the song when u find blasphemy :D

[@bluelements]

It really took a lot of time doing so,ty for ur work❤️

[@privatesectorsec]

So get more than 99999 hp and you’ll be fine

[@crossproduct42]

I'm honestly surprised that you can get more than 65535 HP.

[@Triiper]

Why specifically that much 😂

[@crossproduct42]

@@Triiper Because it's it's maximum value for 2 bytes. Though, I guess this isn't an NES game where they're trying to min-max every bit of memory.

[@Triiper]

@@crossproduct42 oh alright…

[@veky5046]

Poison goes up to a billion afaik. In one run Jorbs dealt 800 000 000 poison to the heart, then after using catalyst the integer overflowed, and poison didn't deal dmg anymore. He still won but barely

[@queenofsprinkles]

Nice work!

[@Englishificational]

really cool

[@TheMache13]

Nice video man. Are you editing another video?

[@kielaraneolus]

What's the song used in this?

[@puhoyzzee4364]

Do we have lethal?

[@fosterdawson7339]

Help! I've tried this twice so far with slight variations that make it not work. I didn't get tungsten rod from the elite, but i got Shovel. Do I have to randomize this until it works? Or is it because I'm on a later version of the game

[@MathAndCarnage]

This was done on an older version so the method will no longer work. Aside from not getting the proper relics, you will also have problems with the knowing skull event which has been modified to deal increasing damage each time you select an option.

[@usernamerequired788]

Laughs in intangible

[@AvangionQ]

Curious, how much damage does Blasphemy actually do to you?
I have a surprisingly numerous number of mod soup runs where I got Heavenly Bonsai, Zylophone and some broken 999 energy combo.
End up with six-figure MaxHP counts by the end of the run. Makes me wonder if I could survive Blasphemer by just tanking the damage.
PS, Heavenly Bonsai is from Spike's Relics and Zylophone is from Hubris mod. I'm sure some of you will try to recreate this on your own.

[@cameronschyuder9034]

In the video it shows blasphemy doing 99999 damage (well, 99998 because tungsten rod)

[@TekkamanBlade]

Song name?

[@erdiakarsu4945]

🤣wait for 2.5 days

[@CaseusPetram]

14k views on a channel with only 13 subscribers, interesting

[@halcyon-chill]

lol thats the best

[@lifeiswonderful22]

Can't you just get artifact?

[@greenwolfx]

The game wiki says that “blasphemy” is a buff and artifact only blocks debuffs.

[@dankswag7860]

Bruh.