They did practically this same skit before but just with the one teacher played by Cecily Strong, it was a 9.5 out of 10, but with Rhonda and as a 3 some this 2.0 version was a 10/10 and in both instances the teachers had limited flirty comments and you must remember they probably pleaded the 5th but were unable to keep themselves from reacting in some way do his dorky schoolboy testimony lol….. so this skit in no way implies lack of confidence by Rhonda, and her added role gave this skit more depth then the original.
@@stevethecat9934 no... nailing an older woman at 16 or 17 doesn't make someone a predator or whatever negative consequences you are suggesting regarding "earning sex". That is a ludicrous notion. I'm hard pressed to find any sort of trauma due to engaging sexually with an older woman at 16+
@@5O4evr Only if it played out like the skit where the kid instigated it. If the adult manipulated the kid into doing it, then there's obviously going to be some negative consequences.
@@ckmoore101 it was a nostalgic ‘age’ I’m not saying it’s old, I’m reminiscing over the time of vine. Besides it was a joke, nothing for you to get stroppy over. And using age in an argument is always pointless and only every shows lack of argument in your part, try avoid using it next time.
@John Weflen What kid on the planet Earth would get that call, RUSH OVER TO THEIR HOUSE, have an incredible afternoon. . .and be "traumatized"???? No way, no how.
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Says who. Do you not see true power dynamics. The logic is men like 😘 and women don't. Why majority 😘 offenders are men. When do much same stuff no one cares or at worse she sent home. Or even she's the Victim like sending and receiving 😘 pictures. But isn't this reason enough not to give 😘 so early .. how it's used against you. And how always shamed not respecting women while told or actually needing it from women. Isn't reason you shouldn't want have 😘 with them. Even bonnoboes . Link 😘 social position. Males actually refuse 😘 pleasure from females did you know that. Female Ferrets when in heat need 😘 or they die from High blood pressure from high estrogen. Antechinus die from to much 😘 We males lose or say give energy and matterials females gain them. And the logic of dudes like 😘 and women don't . What about date Rp She's unconscious doesn't feel anything. But also it's not about momentary discomfort. . And no I didn't admit to know anyone out to have 😘 with in Their sleep . I admitted to putting in the mood with their knowledge. Think back when I was 😘y and charming why would I need to knock anyone out.
Lmfao when he said "they called me the chosen one...." he almost broke character haha. Started bugging himself. Love when comedians cant handle the joke themselves.
If you owe ChildSupport your not getting your stimulus after this Corona blows over . It's just gonna go to your Highschool teacher so don't even bother
@Furret The Fuzzy Noodle I don't even know why I made this gross ass joke. 😂 I think I was watching Family Guy and it was something Quagmire said. 😂🤣 So gross lmao.
I love Kenan’s performances through all sketches I grew up with him and I am such a big fan with all his tales from the chad with the bidding to quirky characters to his impression of Steve Harvey a true entertainer
CRAZY_NUTBUSTER Nah, decades ago. I have since had various girlfriends, and a wife. But man did I start out of the gate slow. Played with action figures into high school. Lost my virginity at 22.
+Wil Gentry still have action figures, i guess i have arrested development in 'that' area, "but it's got karate chop action mom!". in seriousness when it happens doesn't matter it's different for everyone.
Donbro Put all that away for quite awhile...now I have a cabinet full of action figures and a subscription to Marvel Unlimited. Right now is the Geek Renaissance.
Hes embodyment of everything I'm trying avoid being as a man . being male 😢 even being so happy getting sex the fact I'm supposed to be just thinking of everything I've been thought as a male from every one 😡😠😠😡
@@bryanjohnson960 isn't sex with your teacher easy it's all to common. Even .ote false Rape accusations. . I have a daughter and if got R Kelly that's something to be proud . . A high school teacher is practically a sex dispenser some who doesn't want his stock with child support wants him to make better choice or Get an STD or be be one dudes mad stupid over sex. Or Doesn't want. Kid son to killed and a nother chick s father.
The selection on the material side is how much a male or males invest in a single female and offspring that includes come itself many ways it's I male who decides how much is invested
I looked it up, holy shit I din't realize. Not to make the people he's dated out as "notches" but it's just crazy. I just knew he dated Kim K and Ariana. His "I'm just Pete" song has the parody lyric "but I never sleep alone at night."
@@waltersobchak300 and she wouldn't marry pete davinson to hurt mac, she was literally private messaging him to take care of himself a couple days prior
xxBOSSGAMERxx I see your point. But I do believe that sexual trauma is different for both genders, and therefore is handled differently. Typically boys of that age get together with an older woman pretty frequently in the world, and everyone is more or less ok with it simply because guys react to that stuff differently. But again, I see your point.
@@CASANOVAPRO1985 The literal first joke in the sketch. "You're watching HLN. Headline counts for two letters." Did you actually watch the video, or are you just skimming comments?
its fucking gay the old school would have gone with the judge banging the,m and it being released later on through the court trail, the bailiff, the lawyer and everyone the court would have came out with banging them then it would have been funny
WhereTheFuckIAm? please watch some of the Will Ferrell cast they were much more funnier than these skits, except for witnesses pool boy skit that was funny
@@DarthKronos1 so when a disney princess sings and spins and all that they are typically at the climax of the movie where it goes into the third act where their the hero, which is basically what the character was doing
Personally, I find him quite good-looking, @@XoIoRouge. And, you know, there's that little "rumor": Ariana Grande implied that he is... Ahem... Well endowed. But honestly, what I hear from people in the media, not only from the girls he's dated but also from his colleagues on SNL, is that, essentially, he's a very funny, humble and sweet guy.
This incels are angry over not giving up their man full. All hipe this boy for 🤬ing a permiscus sl😘. As Just being wanted is an accomplishment seems pretty pathetic. All fuse and stupidity over sex seem pretty pathetic
This could’ve gone on for 45 minutes and I’d still be watching it.
Agreed.
Wish it did.
Was hoping they'd show something funny to suggest reenactment 😁
My MAn!
Or 5 hours...😳
This could have been the whole show and I watch it!
interessante
Kenan saying “My Man” made the whole skit for me.
what
@@smartass013 2X What!
it was supposed to be my nigga lol
@@iyot1020 so your happy you feel bad about yourself
Absolutely.
“I understand the kids called you names”
“Yes they called me the chosen one”
I’m dying
That's i felt when I was Raped.
Why I care women getting harrased all the Time
"Threes humpany" killed me
@@brooklyna007 this is creepy
Osmosis Jones get over yourself
The teachers rolling their eyes and saying the flirty comments is the best part of this skit for me hahaha
i agree but also you can tell they didn't have the most confidence in ronda rousey as a host, judging by how little she was actually in this sketch
Same
You gotta be kidding. Everything Pete Davidson said were the best parts. Every single one. This sketch deserves an award.
They did practically this same skit before but just with the one teacher played by Cecily Strong, it was a 9.5 out of 10, but with Rhonda and as a 3 some this 2.0 version was a 10/10 and in both instances the teachers had limited flirty comments and you must remember they probably pleaded the 5th but were unable to keep themselves from reacting in some way do his dorky schoolboy testimony lol….. so this skit in no way implies lack of confidence by Rhonda, and her added role gave this skit more depth then the original.
@@simonjenkinshe’s been horribly unlikeable since her fall from ufc glory
Kenan's inflections while saying, "Oh, I remember those days," are just perfect
Lol...same..... those were the days...
some of us just get that
they're so true lol. we get old
That made me think back to my past ......then I looked at my wife and said what they hell am I doing lol
Well I remember when I was Young the World had just begun and I was Happy. La La La lalala.
"The Chosen One" Davidson couldn't keep a straight face on that one.
🤣🤣🤣
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Veloci-Tapped- Her!! That was my favorite!
King Of Evrything & Threes Humpany tho
-Was your family affected?
-Yes, sir. My dad and grandpa were estranged. This event brought them back together.
She took away the ability to feel he earned sex
That's when I fell out of my chair laughing. Thought it was a heart attack. Shit was so funny. 👍👍
@@stevethecat9934 no... nailing an older woman at 16 or 17 doesn't make someone a predator or whatever negative consequences you are suggesting regarding "earning sex". That is a ludicrous notion.
I'm hard pressed to find any sort of trauma due to engaging sexually with an older woman at 16+
it’s even better when you say it
@@5O4evr Only if it played out like the skit where the kid instigated it. If the adult manipulated the kid into doing it, then there's obviously going to be some negative consequences.
“The chosen one” and “Diary of a pimpy kid” are my favorite nicknames! 😂
a, car that can take fuel from many tanks will go very fare but a tank that gives up it's fuel to ever cars will be Drained quickly
“Here is a *vine* he posted”
Really shows the age of the skit
And your post, shows the lack of age in you, thinking something that is 5 years old.... is.... old.
@@ckmoore101 it was a nostalgic ‘age’ I’m not saying it’s old, I’m reminiscing over the time of vine. Besides it was a joke, nothing for you to get stroppy over. And using age in an argument is always pointless and only every shows lack of argument in your part, try avoid using it next time.
@@FirstLast-lh5ev you sound like a reporter no offense lol
hey imma show my age - is Vine like TikTok, before TikTok??
@@leosmithonbass Yes and no.
Kids called me the “chosen one” 🤣🤣
Manophere. com take that useless knowledge elsewhere please 🤣
Veloci-tapped-'er!
the revenant
he very much was
Magic the Gavining
and they started following him because he represents hope
Hope my ass!!! He is a god!!!
MinionTS Cod
Hope or Obummer hope?
James Theus The chosen one 😂
Sumit Singh Thakur yes!
The way Ronda delivered her three lines totalling 8 words: *chef's kiss*
thats a joke right? ronda cant act her way out of a paper bag..she couldnt even do good saying 3 fucking words XD
"I replay it like a movie in my head, every single day", as I and any other human would. 😂
except for gay men and straight women
I prayed for that every single day in highschool.
Gerald I’m big gay woman, but that won’t happen at my school
Queen Butterfly
haha
@John Weflen What kid on the planet Earth would get that call, RUSH OVER TO THEIR HOUSE, have an incredible afternoon. . .and be "traumatized"???? No way, no how.
"..and then we'll resume testimony from... MY MAN.." 😂😂
mah mannn
Was good
i read this as he said it 😂
he said it wrong tho
"Second coolest. I see what you did there."
I'm with you on that, your honor.
GingerZombie29 i don’t get it
Me neither
@@lukemoore2854 it implies that the first coolest thing was the sexual encounter
@@nugiewidhianto591
it is so much funnier now that you've explained the joke dumbass
@@yourgodsenseigod6834 what's crawled up your Ass?
"King of Everything" had me crying lol
“Diary of a Pimpy Kid” 😭😂
Did you know female ferrets when in heat need to mate or they die from High blood pressure from high Estrogen
@@RedPillCosby-012 thank you for this cursive fact
@@tts375 your welcome
redPill Cosby cool
@@RedPillCosby-012 As do Vulcans during the time of pon farr.
"About 5 hours" "Son, you're under oath" "OK, fine, 5 minutes."
well sure, five minutes for starters , but then they taught him how to calm down for the next round!! and the next ...
@@4465Vman plus they probably put on a show for him for a bit whilst he watched
@@zibafu great sketch I love the car scene the best!!!
@Jaffer Krainkle good times huh!!?????
"OK, fine. Three strokes...the first time.
I felt like Forrest Gump running across America, and everyone following him... Because he represented a symbol of hope😂😂😂😂
can relate haha,
The whole skit was full of great lines, that was just one of many.
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That got me too... 😆
That line was so good. Hillarious!
That "My man!" is quite possibly one of the best moments in SNL history.
SNL is is made of a bunch of c🤮ck and manjinas . Needy simps.
"did this have an effect on your family life?"
"ahh yes sir, my grandfather and dad were estranged, this event brought them back together" 😂
Wait he gets stuck with child support
“Your life begins today”😂
Says who. Do you not see true power dynamics.
The logic is men like 😘 and women don't.
Why majority 😘 offenders are men. When do much same stuff no one cares or at worse she sent home. Or even she's the Victim like sending and receiving 😘 pictures.
But isn't this reason enough not to give 😘 so early .. how it's used against you.
And how always shamed not respecting women while told or actually needing it from women.
Isn't reason you shouldn't want have 😘 with them. Even bonnoboes .
Link 😘 social position. Males actually refuse 😘 pleasure from females did you know that.
Female Ferrets when in heat need 😘 or they die from High blood pressure from high estrogen.
Antechinus die from to much 😘
We males lose or say give energy and matterials females gain them.
And the logic of dudes like 😘 and women don't .
What about date Rp
She's unconscious doesn't feel anything.
But also it's not about momentary discomfort.
.
And no I didn't admit to know anyone out to have 😘 with in Their sleep . I admitted to putting in the mood with their knowledge.
Think back when I was 😘y and charming why would I need to knock anyone out.
Is it weird I’m reminded of Bernie Sanders with the way he points and delivers that line?
Saw this the moment it popped up.
Lmfao when he said "they called me the chosen one...." he almost broke character haha. Started bugging himself. Love when comedians cant handle the joke themselves.
If you owe ChildSupport your not getting your stimulus after this Corona blows over . It's just gonna go to your Highschool teacher so don't even bother
Classic. Every now and then I run across this in my recommendations. I watch it at least 3 or 4 times in a row every time. Never gets old. 😄😆😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Times two. For sure. The way Pete and Kenan interact is gift from comedy heaven.
This skit doesn't ever get old.
Just like high schoolers. 😂🤣
@@TheBasher-_-yes they do yes they do
@Furret The Fuzzy Noodle I don't even know why I made this gross ass joke. 😂 I think I was watching Family Guy and it was something Quagmire said. 😂🤣 So gross lmao.
@@TheBasher-_- yeah a movie that family guy did a bit about….
On the contrary, I can guarantee that it's gonna get removed from YT at some point in the future because this will be deemed too "insensitive"
actually the car swerve was the **third** coolest thing he did that day
well played
"I see what you did there"
U read my mind
My man!
So which teacher is 1st and 2nd
The kids call me "The Chosen one" 😄😄😄
King of everything
The kids called me a rapist and I still don't no what it means
Shoulda used greta humpedher
For it was fortold in the scrolls
I died at velocitapedher xD
"Velocitapter" is my favorite🤣🤣🤣
he represented hope....he is the chosen one
RinTluangi Ralte Malfoy...
RinTluangi Ralte ok
RinTluangi Ralte Scorpio king
You do know it's easy to have your teacher I Highschool their practically sex dispensers
Love how ronda literally just sat there and looked hot and said all of 6 words loo
@@connorandrus1904 I would say incel on steroids. But this 'guy' needs some fucking steroids.
They both looked hot
@@connorandrus1904 he sounds like the male version of a woman
“Your life begins today”😂
Sdotbell MMA she actually said 8 and yes i counted just for this comment
The judge is my favorite character
My Man!
My man
I like pete
My Man
My man
I love Kenan’s performances through all sketches I grew up with him and I am such a big fan with all his tales from the chad with the bidding to quirky characters to his impression of Steve Harvey a true entertainer
Kenan turning the sketch into solid gold as always.
SamBam Kenan Thompson is my favorite out of all of the SNL cast
Not really
SamBam With just that twinkle,and sly smile..😆
Hmm I’m glad he has fans but I don’t find him funny he always acts the same never changes his voice
Jordan May He’s beein’ heesself!😆
I relate to the "at 16 all about playing with Legos" comment at the end.
Ditto.
+Wil Gentry Nothing wrong with that. In due time, bruh. In due time....
CRAZY_NUTBUSTER Nah, decades ago. I have since had various girlfriends, and a wife. But man did I start out of the gate slow. Played with action figures into high school. Lost my virginity at 22.
+Wil Gentry still have action figures, i guess i have arrested development in 'that' area, "but it's got karate chop action mom!". in seriousness when it happens doesn't matter it's different for everyone.
Donbro Put all that away for quite awhile...now I have a cabinet full of action figures and a subscription to Marvel Unlimited. Right now is the Geek Renaissance.
"Veloci-tapped-her" *dead*
egdapo 3's a humpany
I think it’s velocitaptor... but it works like that as well
Actually I think he might have meant philosotaptor like philosophy
I just heard that😂😂
@@majjimind1172 He meant a play on the word "velociraptor" popularized in Jurassic Park movies.
Pete nearly breaking character at 3:22 is the best part
Q: Did this effect your relationship with your family at all?
A: Yes sir, my grandpa and dad were estranged. This event brought them back together.
👍🏻👍🏻
Affect, not effect.
Hellwyck shhhhhhut up
@@Hellwyck yeah shut up
@@Hellwyck yeah shut up
Kenan really makes this sketch even better than it already was
Gcool243 my man
Gcool243 my man
Gcool243 my man
Gcool243 my man
my man
Everything that his classmates said can pretty much describe Pete in real life... First Ariana and now Kim K. Pete truly is "The Chosen One"
He is my mann. That diary of a pimpy kid
Hes embodyment of everything I'm trying avoid being as a man . being male 😢 even being so happy getting sex the fact I'm supposed to be just thinking of everything I've been thought as a male from every one 😡😠😠😡
Just gonna leave kate beckinsale out of that huh
@@DeathWatchChampion Kate is the hottest, but I would guess Ariana the best.
@@smartass0124 part of being a man is walking your own path and not worrying about what others expect from you.
HAHHAHAHAHA "I replay like a movie in my head every single day" and "My Man" from Keenan... so hilarious
And he's seeing Kate Beckinsale after Ariana Grande...My man.
Dayummm is he really with Kate beckinsale?!??
They boy who lives
My man
They just broke up lol
@@the1theonly_princesseri934 awwww
@@the1theonly_princesseri934 i bet he'll find someone soon
Rousey with glasses... ME , "I'm suddenly VERY interested."
yeah without them she is ok. with them. god damn.
@@13christbane 😂😂😂
Seriously 😂
true, like many actresses, without makeup we barely recognize them on the street.
@@albertgaspar627 She can look really different sometimes! ☺
"Diary of a Pimpy Kid" omfg I died 😂😂💀
Fred Pimpstone
How old are you
Probably older than you
I liked 3's humpany lmao
JustCarp nobody asked
For Pete Davidson, this skit is just art imitating life.
"MY MAN"
I am the Manager! I MADE YOUR THING 3.7k likes 🙃
Mah-mehn
@@rudy1999 why this Worth celebrating. How real boys don't feel as good as he does
Did you know Female Ferrets when in heat need to mate or they die of High blood pressure from high estrogen
My grandpa and dad were estranged, this event brought them back together " lmaooo🤣🤣🤣🤣
To kill the rapist
If you owe back ChildSupport your not getting your stimulus . It's going to your Highschool teacher
Jon Cryer should have played the dad, they even look alike, lol.
What father would not be proud?
@@bryanjohnson960 isn't sex with your teacher easy it's all to common. Even .ote false Rape accusations.
. I have a daughter and if got R Kelly that's something to be proud . . A high school teacher is practically a sex dispenser some who doesn't want his stock with child support wants him to make better choice or Get an STD or be be one dudes mad stupid over sex. Or Doesn't want. Kid son to killed and a nother chick s father.
3:46 MY MAN but as the way Denzel Washington says it 🤣
I know right....you can't help but want to give dap when someone says it right.
Best scene.🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Seth Organs th-cam.com/video/-Iw0-U9OknI/w-d-xo.html All I had to do was search it on TH-cam.
@Seth Organs ay if u wouldn't type it in fronta a group of blk ppl then don't type it-
jk, slick
Kenan thompson smh
This MIGHT be my favorite recent SNL sketch. I keep watching it.
The selection on the material side is how much a male or males invest in a single female and offspring that includes come itself many ways it's I male who decides how much is invested
Q: "And how long did the encounter take place?"
A: "Around 5 hours"
Judge: "Ooo. I remember those days..."
RoadWulf Wow, you watched the video too!
@@nickcabrera3087 😂😂😂
Yep thats what they said.
701 idiots wow
Yep, I said it to myself right as he said it. Good times. Distant memory.
“My man” gets me every time 🤣🤣🤣
666 likes
I would punsh a guy praised me my Man. After a mistake like this
Did you know Female Ferrets when in heat need to mate or they die from High blood pressure from High estrogen
I like how Pete Davidson starts laughing when he says "chosen one" hahaha
Why did they call him the revenant ? I don't get it
Hell yeah
@@xanderaragon7059 basically Kids Calling him god. Lol
That kid rules at 16 I was still all about playing with Legos haha
“So cheesy....” (giggles)
*“Monsters!!!!”*
I have a friend who would do exactly that. It's hilarious man
where were those teachers when i was in high school
@@razieltalos Sleeping with someone cooler than you (or me).
@@garyco766 my teachers didnt look like that lol
The "monsters" cry-out cracks me up.
" I felt like forrest gump when he ran across the country people followed him cuz he gave them hope" lmao classic
How is hard to sex a high school teacher.
“That kid rules....at 16 I was still all about playing with legos” 😂😭
I can relate to this my younger brother has autism aswell
would you be saying the same thing if it was a male teacher and a female student
@@noobmasters6913 it’s a line from a Comedy sketch, it’s not that deep 🤦🏽♀️
I'm reading and writing fanfiction at 16
That's nothing, my wife's son is 40 has a government job that pays him 6 figures and has every Lego set known to man
4:27 We'll take a short recess and then we'll resume testimony from.... *Mah Man* 😎
Pete’s delivery is so spot on in this 👌🏼
"My man, but the way Denzel Washington says it". And we all know exactly what he means lol
"....my man." Lmao this shit was funny af
Not out of average incel woods yet. If he get of paying his ChildSupport .
My Man.😁👍
It’s insane how this skit became a literal reflection of Pete Davidson’s life. If you have a girl, you better pray she’s never heard of him.
I looked it up, holy shit I din't realize. Not to make the people he's dated out as "notches" but it's just crazy. I just knew he dated Kim K and Ariana. His "I'm just Pete" song has the parody lyric "but I never sleep alone at night."
Come back to skit every once a while. Every word that comes out of Pete's mouth is HILARIOUS 😂
Yeah, every line hits. No filler.
"Yes, your honor. That was the *second* coolest thing I did that day."
FACTS KEKW
I agree. This is one of the funniest SNL skits I've ever seen.
He makes everything sound funny.
I'd react the same way if I could have Cecily Strong alone. Ronda with the glasses is a bonus
Many girls dream of R Kelly how are they victins
Ronda looked hot I’ve always liked her but now she’s with that big giant posting farm pics of her looking rough I’ve gone off her.
yeah it's so annoying when women do what they want to do, and not what men want them to do
@@joski9030 Oh yeah because she is so happy and in love that you find it annoying. Geeze.
timbits187 what the fuck
Had a friend that was sleeping with a teacher in high school, he was revered. And we all made A’s in that class, still my friend and hero
"my man" that's what I thought when he got engaged with Ariana Grande...
@@waltersobchak300 mac had an addiction, the addiction killed him not ariana grande
@@waltersobchak300 and she wouldn't marry pete davinson to hurt mac, she was literally private messaging him to take care of himself a couple days prior
@@waltersobchak300 oh you're just a really shit troll
Hahahaha............
@@waltersobchak300 you clearly haven't been keeping up with the news
1:30 *the way he describes the GIF* 😭😂💀
IlI reply that to you anyday
It’s kinda sad how if the roles were reversed- two male teachers and a female student, this would have played out a lot differently
xxBOSSGAMERxx I see your point. But I do believe that sexual trauma is different for both genders, and therefore is handled differently. Typically boys of that age get together with an older woman pretty frequently in the world, and everyone is more or less ok with it simply because guys react to that stuff differently. But again, I see your point.
I'm not gonna lie, Salvador. What you said didn't make any sense.
What is your proof for this? Just wondering. Also, they're boys that end up having to pay child support if the rapist has a baby.
Francisco Vazquez your response was the rational and appropriate way to reply to such a comment 😂
Agreed. What parent wants their child sexually involved with an adult; especially his teacher? Did we learn nothing from Mary Kate and Villi? Ugh!
3:10 is when we should’ve known he was gonna be the chosen one. 🤣🤣
Always about the females choice.
"Headline counts for two letters" is such an underrated joke.
Raleigh Guitar Guy huh?
@@CASANOVAPRO1985 The literal first joke in the sketch. "You're watching HLN. Headline counts for two letters."
Did you actually watch the video, or are you just skimming comments?
@@ThisHorrorFilmDoesNotExist thanks but easy dam, some of us just slow! gotta learn somewhere
Not really, it's not funny just cringey/corny.
I can't unsee it now.
Pete is hilarious without even trying 😂😂😂
Julie D so true
"Ok"
@Jay Caldwell The guy who's comment you agreed with, had written something so dumb that he deleted it, apparently.
"The Chosen One"
'King of Everything"
"The Revenant"
"Three's Humpany"
"The Diary of a Pimpy Kid"
"Veloci-tapped Her"
"My man"
theAlbertinator1” but the way Denzel Washington says it”
He went to say " driving MSS Daisy" I think❤😂
Holy crap. The funniest sketch ever.
waiting for more sequels!!! xD
its fucking gay the old school would have gone with the judge banging the,m and it being released later on through the court trail, the bailiff, the lawyer and everyone the court would have came out with banging them then it would have been funny
john doe please seek psychiatric care
+john doe you are like TH-cam cancer.
WhereTheFuckIAm? please watch some of the Will Ferrell cast they were much more funnier than these skits, except for witnesses pool boy skit that was funny
" I walked to the car with my arms out spinning around like a Disney princess "
hey, i don't get it what did he said at the end? (midsong?)
can you help me?
@@DarthKronos1 so when a disney princess sings and spins and all that they are typically at the climax of the movie where it goes into the third act where their the hero, which is basically what the character was doing
“The chosen one “
Alena Gallagher I found this super hilarious 😂😂
Beloved “Velocitapper”
xD
@@JustLikeJet
It was "Velocitappedher"
The fact that this is almost the same skit at when Taraji P Henson hosted just with threesome jokes kills me 😂
Pete Davidson dated Ariana Grande, Kate Beckinsale and Kim Kardashian.
So yes. Such titles as the "Chosen One" fit him quite well.
wtf he even dated kate beckinsale christ this dude is a fucking legend
Like, I'm not saying he's unattractive, but whats his secret?!
@@XoIoRouge hes funny and hes dated other hot celebs.
@@xv9021 Wait, are hot celebs attracted to people who date hot celebs? Well shit. LOL
Personally, I find him quite good-looking, @@XoIoRouge. And, you know, there's that little "rumor": Ariana Grande implied that he is... Ahem... Well endowed. But honestly, what I hear from people in the media, not only from the girls he's dated but also from his colleagues on SNL, is that, essentially, he's a very funny, humble and sweet guy.
"Oh, yes sir. Uh, my granpa and dad were estranged. Uh, this event brought them back together."
☺️👍😎👍
You can hear Keenan laughing in the background during thia
Genius writing :-D
Lol people arguing that "it would be different if the genders were switched"
But... like one of the main jokes is that fact
Those who are wanting this the opposite way are dying to be registered as sex offenders
Kids called me the “chosen one” 🤣🤣
Lol... @@apuuvah trying to be "woke" and coming up just a little short.
@@apuuvah Imagine trying to be “woke” then proceeding to use the r slur... I’m actually a rape survivor but this sketch was absolutely hilarious
@@matthewfoley3178 Did you seriously miss the entire point of the skit or are you just trolling? The guy wasn't a child and he WASN'T RAPED.
I love it how he said: "Let the record show, the witness means... my man."
Kenan is like the cherry on top in every skit he is in❤
Pete gets my vote for "Pimp of the Year"
this is easily me favorite character that pete plays
Rhonda andCecily? Shooooot...
You should be more respectful
Rhonda Rousey has entered the chat
Wow, that teacher's a total knock-out.
Cecily or Ronda?
+Ian Stephenson Ronda obviously.
+Nick Kurtz I like what you did there
Ian Stephenson Because we both she is the hotter teacher ;).
Pun intended
Had to come back here 2023 watching from Kenya aka Wakanda this never gets old😂😂😂😂#myman put it down 🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🤣🤣
Keenan is literally perfect as the judge
hes annoying as fuck with that smiling face, he cant act shit
@@Glock-bj3nz Ok Boomer.
@@katsumi8644 mi-l bei? plz
@@Glock-bj3nz what
@@katsumi8644 wHaT
I'm changing my alias to, "Veloci-tapped-her.." that is all
I gave in at veloci tapped her!!!! Hahahahahahaha
Roflmfao
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“My grandpa and dad were estranged, this event brought them back together”
Teacher!!! I need your help
The lawyer was fantastic, also. I don't know how he kept a straight face. ❤❤
This one of the funniest skits they have done. My jaw hurts from smiling and laughing so much.
Whoever likes this video is a PEDOPHILE. Adult f*cking 16 year old is abuse, never funny at all.
This video is pure deception.
I have watched this skit 1,000 times and it makes me laugh every time
1001 ,,,,,,,,,,, My Man!
I died when he said "They called me, My Man but the way Denzel Washington says it" then Keenan demonstrates!!!! 🤣😂🤣☠️
My maaaaaaan😏
Victor von Doom71 😂
Nice profile pic 🤙.... my maaaaan 😏
Bruce Lee back at you Bruce. My maaaaan👊
Your profile picture describes what you wrote
Catarina Leitão 👍lol
Your life begins today !
Nick Stick loo
This skit is I think more than 5 years old already but when Kenan says... "my man" and that pimpy handshake, I'm like "damn, that kid's my hero".
It's tragic that these young men who find themselves in this situation often don't survive, due to too many high fives. :)
3:22 'Kids called me Veloci-Tapped-Her...'
This incels are angry over not giving up their man full.
All hipe this boy for 🤬ing a permiscus sl😘. As Just being wanted is an accomplishment seems pretty pathetic. All fuse and stupidity over sex seem pretty pathetic
@@osmosisjones4912 what?
Osmosis Jones English please.
Please dont drink and TH-cam.
Osmosis Jones I don’t speak dyslexic, I do understand English though!
The judge-defendant instant bond tied over Denzel's expression is SO FUNNY!
“We’ll resume testimony from... My Man..”
😂😂😂
One of if not the funniest skit ever on SNL just wish it had lasted longer.
I like how Kenan always seems to play a judge, it’s a good narrative.
"The Chosen One"!!!😂😂😂😂😂
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