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  • Gavin Daly (Pete Davidson) testifies about having an inappropriate sexual relationship with his teachers (Ronda Rousey, Cecily Strong) -- happily. [Season 41, 2016]
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  • @CRA5759
    @CRA5759 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26764

    Kenan saying “My Man” made the whole skit for me.

    • @jekyll138.5
      @jekyll138.5 4 ปีที่แล้ว +222

      what

    • @FrameDrumAndFlute
      @FrameDrumAndFlute 4 ปีที่แล้ว +149

      @@smartass013 2X What!

    • @iyot1020
      @iyot1020 4 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      it was supposed to be my nigga lol

    • @smartass013
      @smartass013 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@iyot1020 so your happy you feel bad about yourself

    • @Triumph2024.
      @Triumph2024. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Absolutely.

  • @davisreid4902
    @davisreid4902 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7050

    Kids called me the “chosen one” 🤣🤣

    • @davisreid4902
      @davisreid4902 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Manophere. com take that useless knowledge elsewhere please 🤣

    • @mwduck
      @mwduck 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Veloci-tapped-'er!

    • @needheartranken
      @needheartranken 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      the revenant

    • @memento81
      @memento81 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      he very much was

    • @Sitharos
      @Sitharos 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Magic the Gavining

  • @stephiegee5416
    @stephiegee5416 ปีที่แล้ว +919

    The teachers rolling their eyes and saying the flirty comments is the best part of this skit for me hahaha

    • @simonjenkin
      @simonjenkin ปีที่แล้ว +8

      i agree but also you can tell they didn't have the most confidence in ronda rousey as a host, judging by how little she was actually in this sketch

    • @puanani_usa
      @puanani_usa 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Same

    • @davidtsmith33
      @davidtsmith33 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      You gotta be kidding. Everything Pete Davidson said were the best parts. Every single one. This sketch deserves an award.

    • @intensevenom
      @intensevenom 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      They did practically this same skit before but just with the one teacher played by Cecily Strong, it was a 9.5 out of 10, but with Rhonda and as a 3 some this 2.0 version was a 10/10 and in both instances the teachers had limited flirty comments and you must remember they probably pleaded the 5th but were unable to keep themselves from reacting in some way do his dorky schoolboy testimony lol….. so this skit in no way implies lack of confidence by Rhonda, and her added role gave this skit more depth then the original.

  • @supremedream1764
    @supremedream1764 ปีที่แล้ว +381

    “The chosen one” and “Diary of a pimpy kid” are my favorite nicknames! 😂

    • @smartass0124
      @smartass0124 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      a, car that can take fuel from many tanks will go very fare but a tank that gives up it's fuel to ever cars will be Drained quickly

  • @kazzyentertainment7349
    @kazzyentertainment7349 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8235

    “Diary of a Pimpy Kid” 😭😂

    • @Smartass012
      @Smartass012 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Did you know female ferrets when in heat need to mate or they die from High blood pressure from high Estrogen

    • @tts375
      @tts375 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@Smartass012 thank you for this cursive fact

    • @Smartass012
      @Smartass012 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@tts375 your welcome

    • @ghoststiiizy
      @ghoststiiizy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      redPill Cosby cool

    • @user-mj7gm6gj9v
      @user-mj7gm6gj9v 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Smartass012 As do Vulcans during the time of pon farr.

  • @Ganorminor
    @Ganorminor 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31598

    This could’ve gone on for 45 minutes and I’d still be watching it.

    • @RigoWolfPrime
      @RigoWolfPrime 4 ปีที่แล้ว +231

      Agreed.
      Wish it did.
      Was hoping they'd show something funny to suggest reenactment 😁

    • @JSCB-365
      @JSCB-365 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      My MAn!

    • @MrUndersolo
      @MrUndersolo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      Or 5 hours...😳

    • @michaelhogg324
      @michaelhogg324 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      This could have been the whole show and I watch it!

    • @Gustavosilva-td2dy
      @Gustavosilva-td2dy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      interessante

  • @andrewodell4021
    @andrewodell4021 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    The way Ronda delivered her three lines totalling 8 words: *chef's kiss*

  • @PopeyesBiscuitComsumer
    @PopeyesBiscuitComsumer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    "Velocitapter" is my favorite🤣🤣🤣

  • @ah3llfire
    @ah3llfire 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10664

    “Here is a *vine* he posted”
    Really shows the age of the skit

    • @ckmoore101
      @ckmoore101 3 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      And your post, shows the lack of age in you, thinking something that is 5 years old.... is.... old.

    • @ah3llfire
      @ah3llfire 3 ปีที่แล้ว +231

      @@ckmoore101 it was a nostalgic ‘age’ I’m not saying it’s old, I’m reminiscing over the time of vine. Besides it was a joke, nothing for you to get stroppy over. And using age in an argument is always pointless and only every shows lack of argument in your part, try avoid using it next time.

    • @mateolung6256
      @mateolung6256 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@FirstLast-lh5ev you sound like a reporter no offense lol

    • @leosmithonbass
      @leosmithonbass 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      hey imma show my age - is Vine like TikTok, before TikTok??

    • @007Fusiion
      @007Fusiion 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@leosmithonbass Yes and no.

  • @TheSixStringGuy
    @TheSixStringGuy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12954

    "The Chosen One" Davidson couldn't keep a straight face on that one.

  • @heathwasson7811
    @heathwasson7811 2 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    "My man, but the way Denzel Washington says it". And we all know exactly what he means lol

  • @atq8148
    @atq8148 2 ปีที่แล้ว +376

    Classic. Every now and then I run across this in my recommendations. I watch it at least 3 or 4 times in a row every time. Never gets old. 😄😆😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Smartass012
      @Smartass012 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      m.th-cam.com/video/GIluxXYZ8h24/w-d-xo.html

    • @dadgarage7966
      @dadgarage7966 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Times two. For sure. The way Pete and Kenan interact is gift from comedy heaven.

  • @WasianShortFilms
    @WasianShortFilms 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6562

    and they started following him because he represents hope

  • @JosephOber
    @JosephOber 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7215

    -Was your family affected?
    -Yes, sir. My dad and grandpa were estranged. This event brought them back together.

    • @stevethecat9934
      @stevethecat9934 2 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      She took away the ability to feel he earned sex

    • @jasonrobbins4001
      @jasonrobbins4001 2 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      That's when I fell out of my chair laughing. Thought it was a heart attack. Shit was so funny. 👍👍

    • @5O4evr
      @5O4evr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@stevethecat9934 no... nailing an older woman at 16 or 17 doesn't make someone a predator or whatever negative consequences you are suggesting regarding "earning sex". That is a ludicrous notion.
      I'm hard pressed to find any sort of trauma due to engaging sexually with an older woman at 16+

    • @Person-lk1vs
      @Person-lk1vs 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      it’s even better when you say it

    • @flewkisdead
      @flewkisdead 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@5O4evr Only if it played out like the skit where the kid instigated it. If the adult manipulated the kid into doing it, then there's obviously going to be some negative consequences.

  • @histomuzik
    @histomuzik 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    "King of Everything" had me crying lol

  • @BelleTolles
    @BelleTolles 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    The bird twirling and running 😂. Pete just played this to perfection

    • @Smartass012
      @Smartass012 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      The Roudy Ruff boys were killed by sexual harassment

  • @johndle5511
    @johndle5511 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6641

    “I understand the kids called you names”
    “Yes they called me the chosen one”
    I’m dying

    • @rachalbrown9050
      @rachalbrown9050 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      That's i felt when I was Raped.

    • @osmosisjones4912
      @osmosisjones4912 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Why I care women getting harrased all the Time

    • @brooklyna007
      @brooklyna007 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      "Threes humpany" killed me

    • @osmosisjones4912
      @osmosisjones4912 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@brooklyna007 this is creepy

    • @RM22201
      @RM22201 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Osmosis Jones get over yourself

  • @sibusisomathe3174
    @sibusisomathe3174 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11658

    I felt like Forrest Gump running across America, and everyone following him... Because he represented a symbol of hope😂😂😂😂

    • @dailyEthiopia
      @dailyEthiopia 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      can relate haha,

    • @laurencesiegel9362
      @laurencesiegel9362 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      The whole skit was full of great lines, that was just one of many.

    • @donwann7486
      @donwann7486 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

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    • @johnnyspeed8852
      @johnnyspeed8852 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That got me too... 😆

    • @ivyjernigan4038
      @ivyjernigan4038 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      That line was so good. Hillarious!

  • @dcbaars
    @dcbaars ปีที่แล้ว +94

    I love Kenan’s performances through all sketches I grew up with him and I am such a big fan with all his tales from the chad with the bidding to quirky characters to his impression of Steve Harvey a true entertainer

  • @jussisaari7683
    @jussisaari7683 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    That "My man!" is quite possibly one of the best moments in SNL history.

    • @Smartass012
      @Smartass012 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      SNL is is made of a bunch of c🤮ck and manjinas . Needy simps.

  • @specialk9424
    @specialk9424 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9786

    "About 5 hours" "Son, you're under oath" "OK, fine, 5 minutes."

    • @4465Vman
      @4465Vman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +307

      well sure, five minutes for starters , but then they taught him how to calm down for the next round!! and the next ...

    • @zibafu
      @zibafu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      @@4465Vman plus they probably put on a show for him for a bit whilst he watched

    • @4465Vman
      @4465Vman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      @@zibafu great sketch I love the car scene the best!!!

    • @4465Vman
      @4465Vman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @Jaffer Krainkle good times huh!!?????

    • @wralford
      @wralford 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      "OK, fine. Three strokes...the first time.

  • @singsingmei
    @singsingmei 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6864

    "..and then we'll resume testimony from... MY MAN.." 😂😂

    • @JustCarp
      @JustCarp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      mah mannn

    • @alegueye10
      @alegueye10 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Was good

    • @urmum3971
      @urmum3971 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      i read this as he said it 😂

    • @illuminatie2526
      @illuminatie2526 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      he said it wrong tho

  • @michaelnutt8755
    @michaelnutt8755 2 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    It’s insane how this skit became a literal reflection of Pete Davidson’s life. If you have a girl, you better pray she’s never heard of him.

    • @samnelson7428
      @samnelson7428 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I looked it up, holy shit I din't realize. Not to make the people he's dated out as "notches" but it's just crazy. I just knew he dated Kim K and Ariana. His "I'm just Pete" song has the parody lyric "but I never sleep alone at night."

  • @march.royalharness4848
    @march.royalharness4848 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    Pete nearly breaking character at 3:22 is the best part

  • @markmagician2471
    @markmagician2471 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3936

    The kids call me "The Chosen one" 😄😄😄

    • @JustCarp
      @JustCarp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      King of everything

    • @dominoespizza1756
      @dominoespizza1756 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      The kids called me a rapist and I still don't no what it means

    • @Jacket223
      @Jacket223 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Shoulda used greta humpedher

    • @VacadoRay
      @VacadoRay 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      For it was fortold in the scrolls

    • @GageLeeHughes
      @GageLeeHughes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I died at velocitapedher xD

  • @weirdgirl4127
    @weirdgirl4127 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1425

    “Your life begins today”😂

    • @Smartass012
      @Smartass012 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Says who. Do you not see true power dynamics.
      The logic is men like 😘 and women don't.
      Why majority 😘 offenders are men. When do much same stuff no one cares or at worse she sent home. Or even she's the Victim like sending and receiving 😘 pictures.
      But isn't this reason enough not to give 😘 so early .. how it's used against you.
      And how always shamed not respecting women while told or actually needing it from women.
      Isn't reason you shouldn't want have 😘 with them. Even bonnoboes .
      Link 😘 social position. Males actually refuse 😘 pleasure from females did you know that.
      Female Ferrets when in heat need 😘 or they die from High blood pressure from high estrogen.
      Antechinus die from to much 😘
      We males lose or say give energy and matterials females gain them.
      And the logic of dudes like 😘 and women don't .
      What about date Rp
      She's unconscious doesn't feel anything.
      But also it's not about momentary discomfort.
      .
      And no I didn't admit to know anyone out to have 😘 with in Their sleep . I admitted to putting in the mood with their knowledge.
      Think back when I was 😘y and charming why would I need to knock anyone out.

    • @tonyattardo9350
      @tonyattardo9350 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Is it weird I’m reminded of Bernie Sanders with the way he points and delivers that line?

    • @thechristianteen9167
      @thechristianteen9167 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Saw this the moment it popped up.

  • @Gingerm0nster
    @Gingerm0nster ปีที่แล้ว +100

    The fact that this is almost the same skit at when Taraji P Henson hosted just with threesome jokes kills me 😂

  • @johntellez6296
    @johntellez6296 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    3:10 is when we should’ve known he was gonna be the chosen one. 🤣🤣

  • @roberthelmsen6961
    @roberthelmsen6961 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7713

    Kenan's inflections while saying, "Oh, I remember those days," are just perfect

    • @hellsplumber34
      @hellsplumber34 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Lol...same..... those were the days...

    • @victorteixeira2539
      @victorteixeira2539 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      some of us just get that

    • @chrisstyles5955
      @chrisstyles5955 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      they're so true lol. we get old

    • @shaquelcunningham9135
      @shaquelcunningham9135 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That made me think back to my past ......then I looked at my wife and said what they hell am I doing lol

    • @ZiggysDad
      @ZiggysDad 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well I remember when I was Young the World had just begun and I was Happy. La La La lalala.

  • @cloviswong5214
    @cloviswong5214 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5154

    actually the car swerve was the **third** coolest thing he did that day

    • @clb4947
      @clb4947 4 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      well played

    • @I3oLo
      @I3oLo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +221

      "I see what you did there"

    • @richardtsutsa6172
      @richardtsutsa6172 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      U read my mind

    • @felixthebat
      @felixthebat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      My man!

    • @justs0men3rd
      @justs0men3rd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      So which teacher is 1st and 2nd

  • @blankname6629
    @blankname6629 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    That kid rules at 16 I was still all about playing with Legos haha

  • @jimmyfarrow6486
    @jimmyfarrow6486 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    For Pete Davidson, this skit is just art imitating life.

  • @makatron
    @makatron 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6079

    "I replay it like a movie in my head, every single day", as I and any other human would. 😂

    • @gerald9547
      @gerald9547 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      except for gay men and straight women

    • @Orcinus1967
      @Orcinus1967 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      I prayed for that every single day in highschool.

    • @venangoproductions
      @venangoproductions 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Gerald I’m big gay woman, but that won’t happen at my school

    • @gerald9547
      @gerald9547 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Queen Butterfly
      haha

    • @DJKevvyKevCoolBreeze
      @DJKevvyKevCoolBreeze 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @John Weflen What kid on the planet Earth would get that call, RUSH OVER TO THEIR HOUSE, have an incredible afternoon. . .and be "traumatized"???? No way, no how.

  • @Lethalbanter
    @Lethalbanter 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4735

    "MY MAN"

    • @julianna2951
      @julianna2951 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I am the Manager! I MADE YOUR THING 3.7k likes 🙃

    • @rudy1999
      @rudy1999 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Mah-mehn

    • @osmosisjones4912
      @osmosisjones4912 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@rudy1999 why this Worth celebrating. How real boys don't feel as good as he does

    • @Smartass012
      @Smartass012 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Did you know Female Ferrets when in heat need to mate or they die of High blood pressure from high estrogen

  • @ricksatterstrom7461
    @ricksatterstrom7461 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Every word makes me laugh. The entire skit.

  • @wmnoe
    @wmnoe 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This MIGHT be my favorite recent SNL sketch. I keep watching it.

    • @iliveinsideyourhead7532
      @iliveinsideyourhead7532 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      The selection on the material side is how much a male or males invest in a single female and offspring that includes come itself many ways it's I male who decides how much is invested

  • @AdanielH
    @AdanielH 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5357

    The judge is my favorite character

  • @egdapo
    @egdapo 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2451

    "Veloci-tapped-her" *dead*

    • @masterstepz9800
      @masterstepz9800 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      egdapo 3's a humpany

    • @YVBSV
      @YVBSV 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I think it’s velocitaptor... but it works like that as well

    • @majjimind1172
      @majjimind1172 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Actually I think he might have meant philosotaptor like philosophy

    • @amateurflor13
      @amateurflor13 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I just heard that😂😂

    • @jamisojo
      @jamisojo 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@majjimind1172 He meant a play on the word "velociraptor" popularized in Jurassic Park movies.

  • @BigMoney23223
    @BigMoney23223 2 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    Pete is one of the best characters the show ever had. He’s freaking awesome

    • @ScooterOnHisWay2024
      @ScooterOnHisWay2024 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      He's terrible. Virtually unwatchable are rarely worth a chuckle. But hey, he nailed Beckinsale, so...

  • @josemaita8383
    @josemaita8383 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    HAHHAHAHAHA "I replay like a movie in my head every single day" and "My Man" from Keenan... so hilarious

  • @daphnecui4595
    @daphnecui4595 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12276

    And he's seeing Kate Beckinsale after Ariana Grande...My man.

    • @Sammstar420
      @Sammstar420 5 ปีที่แล้ว +201

      Dayummm is he really with Kate beckinsale?!??

    • @Couldbedumber
      @Couldbedumber 5 ปีที่แล้ว +391

      They boy who lives
      My man

    • @the1theonly_princesseri934
      @the1theonly_princesseri934 5 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      They just broke up lol

    • @Sammstar420
      @Sammstar420 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@the1theonly_princesseri934 awwww

    • @sorellana2154
      @sorellana2154 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@the1theonly_princesseri934 i bet he'll find someone soon

  • @jsorrisone
    @jsorrisone 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3246

    This skit doesn't ever get old.

    • @TheBasher-_-
      @TheBasher-_- 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Just like high schoolers. 😂🤣

    • @furretthefuzzynoodle3896
      @furretthefuzzynoodle3896 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@TheBasher-_-yes they do yes they do

    • @TheBasher-_-
      @TheBasher-_- ปีที่แล้ว

      @Furret The Fuzzy Noodle I don't even know why I made this gross ass joke. 😂 I think I was watching Family Guy and it was something Quagmire said. 😂🤣 So gross lmao.

    • @furretthefuzzynoodle3896
      @furretthefuzzynoodle3896 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TheBasher-_- yeah a movie that family guy did a bit about….

    • @thenewandrei4o94
      @thenewandrei4o94 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      On the contrary, I can guarantee that it's gonna get removed from YT at some point in the future because this will be deemed too "insensitive"

  • @Rcncyh
    @Rcncyh 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Had to come back here 2023 watching from Kenya aka Wakanda this never gets old😂😂😂😂#myman put it down 🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🤣🤣

  • @rashidkatifa2265
    @rashidkatifa2265 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

    Cant get enough of this skit😊

  • @GingerZombie29
    @GingerZombie29 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3359

    "Second coolest. I see what you did there."
    I'm with you on that, your honor.

    • @lukemoore2854
      @lukemoore2854 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      GingerZombie29 i don’t get it

    • @justinradabaugh0207
      @justinradabaugh0207 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Me neither

    • @nugiewidhianto591
      @nugiewidhianto591 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@lukemoore2854 it implies that the first coolest thing was the sexual encounter

    • @yourgodsenseigod6834
      @yourgodsenseigod6834 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@nugiewidhianto591
      it is so much funnier now that you've explained the joke dumbass

    • @andrewperez2574
      @andrewperez2574 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@yourgodsenseigod6834 what's crawled up your Ass?

  • @e.martinz5945
    @e.martinz5945 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2313

    "Diary of a Pimpy Kid" omfg I died 😂😂💀

    • @JustCarp
      @JustCarp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Fred Pimpstone

    • @-__-wut
      @-__-wut 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      How old are you

    • @JustCarp
      @JustCarp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Probably older than you

    • @jacobberry3149
      @jacobberry3149 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I liked 3's humpany lmao

    • @-__-wut
      @-__-wut 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      JustCarp nobody asked

  • @Unknown42Life
    @Unknown42Life ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Its 2022 and chad is plowing through Hollywood. My man 😉

  • @adamstanfield47
    @adamstanfield47 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Kenans face after the five hours was priceless

  • @rindarling
    @rindarling 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1989

    he represented hope....he is the chosen one

    • @-reprisal3137
      @-reprisal3137 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      RinTluangi Ralte Malfoy...

    • @jordananderson7463
      @jordananderson7463 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      RinTluangi Ralte ok

    • @roostersnow5162
      @roostersnow5162 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      RinTluangi Ralte Scorpio king

    • @Smartass012
      @Smartass012 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      You do know it's easy to have your teacher I Highschool their practically sex dispensers

  • @theblackidentity8452
    @theblackidentity8452 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4340

    Q: Did this effect your relationship with your family at all?
    A: Yes sir, my grandpa and dad were estranged. This event brought them back together.

    • @JustCarp
      @JustCarp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      👍🏻👍🏻

    • @Hellwyck
      @Hellwyck 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Affect, not effect.

    • @EskimoClownBoy
      @EskimoClownBoy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Hellwyck shhhhhhut up

    • @campi832
      @campi832 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@Hellwyck yeah shut up

    • @gingerbreadman9555
      @gingerbreadman9555 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@Hellwyck yeah shut up

  • @Ever443
    @Ever443 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Had a friend that was sleeping with a teacher in high school, he was revered. And we all made A’s in that class, still my friend and hero

  • @normal_person2
    @normal_person2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2041

    My grandpa and dad were estranged, this event brought them back together " lmaooo🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @osmosisjones4912
      @osmosisjones4912 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      To kill the rapist

    • @Smartass012
      @Smartass012 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      If you owe back ChildSupport your not getting your stimulus . It's going to your Highschool teacher

    • @acuariolorenz
      @acuariolorenz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Jon Cryer should have played the dad, they even look alike, lol.

    • @bryanjohnson960
      @bryanjohnson960 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      What father would not be proud?

    • @osmosisjones4912
      @osmosisjones4912 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@bryanjohnson960 isn't sex with your teacher easy it's all to common. Even .ote false Rape accusations.
      . I have a daughter and if got R Kelly that's something to be proud . . A high school teacher is practically a sex dispenser some who doesn't want his stock with child support wants him to make better choice or Get an STD or be be one dudes mad stupid over sex. Or Doesn't want. Kid son to killed and a nother chick s father.

  • @sdotbell
    @sdotbell 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3400

    Love how ronda literally just sat there and looked hot and said all of 6 words loo

    • @kynoble
      @kynoble 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@connorandrus1904 I would say incel on steroids. But this 'guy' needs some fucking steroids.

    • @johnbowan3007
      @johnbowan3007 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      They both looked hot

    • @johncallahan3255
      @johncallahan3255 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@connorandrus1904 he sounds like the male version of a woman

    • @michaelmontalto8211
      @michaelmontalto8211 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      “Your life begins today”😂

    • @skygamer6897
      @skygamer6897 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Sdotbell MMA she actually said 8 and yes i counted just for this comment

  • @joerequa2554
    @joerequa2554 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I loved this skit. Agree totally could've done a whole episode 😂😂

  • @johnvonachen1672
    @johnvonachen1672 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    It's tragic that these young men who find themselves in this situation often don't survive, due to too many high fives. :)

  • @GrandPoggers
    @GrandPoggers 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1540

    "did this have an effect on your family life?"
    "ahh yes sir, my grandfather and dad were estranged, this event brought them back together" 😂

    • @osmosisjones4912
      @osmosisjones4912 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Wait he gets stuck with child support

  • @fantoonstic
    @fantoonstic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1739

    Kenan turning the sketch into solid gold as always.

    • @Danny-cy5oe
      @Danny-cy5oe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      SamBam Kenan Thompson is my favorite out of all of the SNL cast

    • @motrhead69
      @motrhead69 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Not really

    • @wonderfulwenna2710
      @wonderfulwenna2710 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      SamBam With just that twinkle,and sly smile..😆

    • @xXxB3astxXxSnipezxXx
      @xXxB3astxXxSnipezxXx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Hmm I’m glad he has fans but I don’t find him funny he always acts the same never changes his voice

    • @wonderfulwenna2710
      @wonderfulwenna2710 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Jordan May He’s beein’ heesself!😆

  • @JorgeMuller027
    @JorgeMuller027 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "we take a short recess and then will resume the testimony from... MY MAN" that broke me so hard 🤣🤣

    • @smartass0124
      @smartass0124 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I always felt gross being a boy . My mother would read me the tell him essay every night.
      It was horrible looking at myself with with big hideous grotesque pea ness .
      Until I met a girl who actually openly like D's she pointed out if they are so grossed out and Traumatized by D pics why do share them with their friends to laugh
      she explained we look funny and sometimes Jaulting not draining of energy. Like many feminist say .
      She took me to her friends for me to entertain them. Watch me play with it. I felt good about myself for a CHANGE for once .for like a minute.then I felt wrong. I don't want one of those guys enforcing our own oppression. Proud how much he hates himself. But I don't wanna n
      be a man who either. I want to find some lucky girl to offer myself to

  • @muP8085
    @muP8085 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    4:27 We'll take a short recess and then we'll resume testimony from.... *Mah Man* 😎

  • @wilable70
    @wilable70 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1391

    I relate to the "at 16 all about playing with Legos" comment at the end.

    • @pmf98
      @pmf98 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Ditto.

    • @LuKasAV6
      @LuKasAV6 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      +Wil Gentry Nothing wrong with that. In due time, bruh. In due time....

    • @wilable70
      @wilable70 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      CRAZY_NUTBUSTER Nah, decades ago. I have since had various girlfriends, and a wife. But man did I start out of the gate slow. Played with action figures into high school. Lost my virginity at 22.

    • @Donbro
      @Donbro 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Wil Gentry still have action figures, i guess i have arrested development in 'that' area, "but it's got karate chop action mom!". in seriousness when it happens doesn't matter it's different for everyone.

    • @wilable70
      @wilable70 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Donbro Put all that away for quite awhile...now I have a cabinet full of action figures and a subscription to Marvel Unlimited. Right now is the Geek Renaissance.

  • @j.7949
    @j.7949 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2934

    “My man” gets me every time 🤣🤣🤣

    • @Nwk.510
      @Nwk.510 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      666 likes

    • @osmosisjones4912
      @osmosisjones4912 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I would punsh a guy praised me my Man. After a mistake like this

    • @Smartass012
      @Smartass012 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Did you know Female Ferrets when in heat need to mate or they die from High blood pressure from High estrogen

  • @MsNikkieMichelle
    @MsNikkieMichelle 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    You know it’s good and you’re enjoying it when you don’t want it to end, lol.

  • @chefgiovanni
    @chefgiovanni 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Kenan saying “My Man” made my day.

    • @Smartass012
      @Smartass012 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Feminist think we feel entitled to see when actually we see it as a victory .
      Why we are disgusted by women who just give up . Even act like their getting some to.
      We take joy in gang raping a young girl .but if she wants a train on her 🤮🤮

  • @awesomeblaster5182
    @awesomeblaster5182 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2510

    3:46 MY MAN but as the way Denzel Washington says it 🤣

    • @seven2211g
      @seven2211g 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I know right....you can't help but want to give dap when someone says it right.

    • @fatdad64able
      @fatdad64able 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Best scene.🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @kingsalmon2315
      @kingsalmon2315 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Seth Organs th-cam.com/video/-Iw0-U9OknI/w-d-xo.html All I had to do was search it on TH-cam.

    • @sofrshsocln4
      @sofrshsocln4 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Seth Organs ay if u wouldn't type it in fronta a group of blk ppl then don't type it-
      jk, slick

    • @ProximalImp689
      @ProximalImp689 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kenan thompson smh

  • @RoadWulf
    @RoadWulf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3541

    Q: "And how long did the encounter take place?"
    A: "Around 5 hours"
    Judge: "Ooo. I remember those days..."

  • @lancethrust9488
    @lancethrust9488 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    MY MANNNN !!!!!

  • @75sneakers
    @75sneakers ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This is just the best SNL sketch could watch this for hours 👌🏿

  • @DeconteeSarahBoe
    @DeconteeSarahBoe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3386

    “That kid rules....at 16 I was still all about playing with legos” 😂😭

    • @loafofbread9400
      @loafofbread9400 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I can relate to this my younger brother has autism aswell

    • @noobmasters6913
      @noobmasters6913 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      would you be saying the same thing if it was a male teacher and a female student

    • @DeconteeSarahBoe
      @DeconteeSarahBoe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@noobmasters6913 it’s a line from a Comedy sketch, it’s not that deep 🤦🏽‍♀️

    • @sjackson14777
      @sjackson14777 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I'm reading and writing fanfiction at 16

    • @ronaldmercer9616
      @ronaldmercer9616 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      That's nothing, my wife's son is 40 has a government job that pays him 6 figures and has every Lego set known to man

  • @wydpanda
    @wydpanda 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1175

    “So cheesy....” (giggles)
    *“Monsters!!!!”*

    • @boxscorestuffer6217
      @boxscorestuffer6217 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I have a friend who would do exactly that. It's hilarious man

    • @razieltalos
      @razieltalos 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      where were those teachers when i was in high school

    • @garyco766
      @garyco766 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@razieltalos Sleeping with someone cooler than you (or me).

    • @razieltalos
      @razieltalos 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@garyco766 my teachers didnt look like that lol

    • @JohnM-vh5bm
      @JohnM-vh5bm 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      The "monsters" cry-out cracks me up.

  • @paulbogart6845
    @paulbogart6845 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This never gets old. Legend

  • @mezzy6217
    @mezzy6217 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    little did he know he actually became the chosen one and hope ✊🏽🤝

  • @lelandford9683
    @lelandford9683 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5074

    Everything that his classmates said can pretty much describe Pete in real life... First Ariana and now Kim K. Pete truly is "The Chosen One"

    • @Lol-ik8xm
      @Lol-ik8xm 2 ปีที่แล้ว +177

      He is my mann. That diary of a pimpy kid

    • @smartass0124
      @smartass0124 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Hes embodyment of everything I'm trying avoid being as a man . being male 😢 even being so happy getting sex the fact I'm supposed to be just thinking of everything I've been thought as a male from every one 😡😠😠😡

    • @DeathWatchChampion
      @DeathWatchChampion 2 ปีที่แล้ว +142

      Just gonna leave kate beckinsale out of that huh

    • @superfastgreasedpig3807
      @superfastgreasedpig3807 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@DeathWatchChampion Kate is the hottest, but I would guess Ariana the best.

    • @Mr.Deko86
      @Mr.Deko86 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@smartass0124 part of being a man is walking your own path and not worrying about what others expect from you.

  • @christoppherg
    @christoppherg 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8382

    "my man" that's what I thought when he got engaged with Ariana Grande...

    • @armalite1576
      @armalite1576 5 ปีที่แล้ว +175

      @@waltersobchak300 mac had an addiction, the addiction killed him not ariana grande

    • @armalite1576
      @armalite1576 5 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      @@waltersobchak300 and she wouldn't marry pete davinson to hurt mac, she was literally private messaging him to take care of himself a couple days prior

    • @armalite1576
      @armalite1576 5 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      @@waltersobchak300 oh you're just a really shit troll

    • @martyjohnston397
      @martyjohnston397 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hahahaha............

    • @greatawol
      @greatawol 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@waltersobchak300 you clearly haven't been keeping up with the news

  • @thatdamnguy2877
    @thatdamnguy2877 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    3:40-"My Man"
    LMAO. That got me.

  • @garyloten-beckford889
    @garyloten-beckford889 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Its been six years and I'm still laughing :-)

  • @alenagallagher6631
    @alenagallagher6631 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1379

    “The chosen one “

    • @raveenaramnani8300
      @raveenaramnani8300 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Alena Gallagher I found this super hilarious 😂😂

    • @JustLikeJet
      @JustLikeJet 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Beloved “Velocitapper”

    • @MrChileno13
      @MrChileno13 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      xD

    • @bud-9668
      @bud-9668 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@JustLikeJet
      It was "Velocitappedher"

  • @Steve27775
    @Steve27775 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2251

    Wow, that teacher's a total knock-out.

    • @ianstephenson9721
      @ianstephenson9721 8 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Cecily or Ronda?

    • @nickkurtz512
      @nickkurtz512 8 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      +Ian Stephenson Ronda obviously.

    • @ianstephenson9721
      @ianstephenson9721 7 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      +Nick Kurtz I like what you did there

    • @nickkurtz512
      @nickkurtz512 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ian Stephenson Because we both she is the hotter teacher ;).

    • @jackedface6883
      @jackedface6883 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Pun intended

  • @franklyn0110
    @franklyn0110 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    One of the best SNL skits of all time!❤

  • @sniperslim
    @sniperslim 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    kids called me 'the chosen one' 😂

  • @210p1us210equa1s420
    @210p1us210equa1s420 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2298

    I'm changing my alias to, "Veloci-tapped-her.." that is all

  • @Drumminz22
    @Drumminz22 7 ปีที่แล้ว +506

    "....my man." Lmao this shit was funny af

    • @Smartass012
      @Smartass012 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Not out of average incel woods yet. If he get of paying his ChildSupport .
      My Man.😁👍

  • @forfeitthegame80
    @forfeitthegame80 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Who the hell knew that this was Pete Davidson's actual life?

  • @Thefrogking234
    @Thefrogking234 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Hes literally the revenant

  • @Gcool243
    @Gcool243 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1025

    Kenan really makes this sketch even better than it already was

    • @THNF89
      @THNF89 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Gcool243 my man

    • @lukemillen7486
      @lukemillen7486 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Gcool243 my man

    • @qschmitz13
      @qschmitz13 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Gcool243 my man

    • @Maddie-ro3vd
      @Maddie-ro3vd 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Gcool243 my man

    • @superslug2563
      @superslug2563 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      my man

  • @mzVivikaBam
    @mzVivikaBam 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1487

    Pete is hilarious without even trying 😂😂😂

    • @PayneKilla94
      @PayneKilla94 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Julie D so true

    • @aarongurrola5108
      @aarongurrola5108 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "Ok"

    • @jamisojo
      @jamisojo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Jay Caldwell The guy who's comment you agreed with, had written something so dumb that he deleted it, apparently.

  • @mikecrain1195
    @mikecrain1195 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I've watched this at least 25 times flipping through utube.....funny every damn time lmao

  • @krowbarlungburn9873
    @krowbarlungburn9873 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Never gets old.

  • @avilealdri
    @avilealdri 4 ปีที่แล้ว +567

    Lmfao when he said "they called me the chosen one...." he almost broke character haha. Started bugging himself. Love when comedians cant handle the joke themselves.

    • @Smartass012
      @Smartass012 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      If you owe ChildSupport your not getting your stimulus after this Corona blows over . It's just gonna go to your Highschool teacher so don't even bother

  • @phillipwright1752
    @phillipwright1752 4 ปีที่แล้ว +582

    I like how Pete Davidson starts laughing when he says "chosen one" hahaha

  • @ransavage4194
    @ransavage4194 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Top 250 greatest skits of all time of SNL

  • @jsh139
    @jsh139 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I come back to watch this every October 3rd. Myy maann!

  • @EffingtonCouldBe
    @EffingtonCouldBe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7696

    Rousey with glasses... ME , "I'm suddenly VERY interested."

    • @13christbane
      @13christbane 4 ปีที่แล้ว +140

      yeah without them she is ok. with them. god damn.

    • @EffingtonCouldBe
      @EffingtonCouldBe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@13christbane 😂😂😂

    • @dhirajgawande007
      @dhirajgawande007 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Seriously 😂

    • @albertgaspar627
      @albertgaspar627 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      true, like many actresses, without makeup we barely recognize them on the street.

    • @EffingtonCouldBe
      @EffingtonCouldBe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@albertgaspar627 She can look really different sometimes! ☺

  • @grantpaisley9012
    @grantpaisley9012 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1881

    Holy crap. The funniest sketch ever.

    • @beazek
      @beazek 7 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      waiting for more sequels!!! xD

    • @johndoe-xu1on
      @johndoe-xu1on 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      its fucking gay the old school would have gone with the judge banging the,m and it being released later on through the court trail, the bailiff, the lawyer and everyone the court would have came out with banging them then it would have been funny

    • @CasperTheTryHard
      @CasperTheTryHard 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      john doe please seek psychiatric care

    • @laurenshmits9734
      @laurenshmits9734 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +john doe you are like TH-cam cancer.

    • @johndoe-xu1on
      @johndoe-xu1on 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      WhereTheFuckIAm? please watch some of the Will Ferrell cast they were much more funnier than these skits, except for witnesses pool boy skit that was funny

  • @mineboy241miners5
    @mineboy241miners5 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    “We went for 5 hours”
    Bro. I only go 5 seconds😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

  • @BelleTolles
    @BelleTolles 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    When Keenan says "my man". 😂

    • @Smartass012
      @Smartass012 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      The Rout Ruff boys were killed by sexual Harassment

  • @JB-cd6gn
    @JB-cd6gn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1314

    Pete gets my vote for "Pimp of the Year"

    • @jm-bn9sy
      @jm-bn9sy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      this is easily me favorite character that pete plays

    • @brandonnewby178
      @brandonnewby178 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Rhonda andCecily? Shooooot...

    • @Ryan-pg1tw
      @Ryan-pg1tw 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      You should be more respectful

    • @JB-cd6gn
      @JB-cd6gn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Rhonda Rousey has entered the chat

  • @victorvondoom7155
    @victorvondoom7155 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10903

    My maaaaaaan😏

    • @johnathantopey
      @johnathantopey 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Victor von Doom71 😂

    • @spfdff
      @spfdff 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Nice profile pic 🤙.... my maaaaan 😏

    • @victorvondoom7155
      @victorvondoom7155 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Bruce Lee back at you Bruce. My maaaaan👊

    • @catarinapacheco9110
      @catarinapacheco9110 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Your profile picture describes what you wrote

    • @victorvondoom7155
      @victorvondoom7155 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Catarina Leitão 👍lol

  • @utkarshsolanki7395
    @utkarshsolanki7395 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Damn Judge and Pete bonding is a whole new vibe for me

  • @Syed_Abrar_Uddin
    @Syed_Abrar_Uddin 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    We need another version of this

  • @samuelhoman281
    @samuelhoman281 5 ปีที่แล้ว +437

    " I felt like forrest gump when he ran across the country people followed him cuz he gave them hope" lmao classic

    • @osmosisjones4912
      @osmosisjones4912 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      How is hard to sex a high school teacher.