Or like go back to political authors who demonized being a liberal so now half of Americans think they are pwning the left but instead are snorting a mountain of lies and loving it… ya know? Rush Limburger.
It is all the Republic's fault since they've know what is right and wrong but they just could not stand up for it for ten years as they were seduced by power, money, and cruelty. If they back down now they are giving Trump control of the country's money and the budget and giving up the rights of the constitution.
Why roll back grocery prices when you can roll back freedoms, civil rights, voting rights, healthcare, military processes, political asylums (not to be confused with mental hospitals), basic human protections, progress, justice, or the promise of fair and balanced government?
The writers are sizzling these frightening days, but whoever came up with "the Department of Just This Guy" deserves special kudos. Stephen and everyone, thank you and please keep fighting the VERY good fight!
Seems more like a pointless fight, than a good fight. Movies always make the stupid mistake of pretending that if you can just stop the blood from leaving the body, you can keep a person alive. Even if they've been shot, they pretend that internal injuries don't exist and that the only important thing is closing the wound, so that no blood leaves the body. It seems like an apt metaphor for the Trump years. People seem to think that everything will be OK, if they can just handle Trump, while forgetting that he was elected by americans. All those people aren't going to magically become smarter, or less hateful based on what happens with trump/ his administration.
I work in a90 day mental health treatment facility. These folks are usually homeless when they come to us, not all but most. Staff and clients are very worried. The clients sure don’t need more issues to deal with. It’s a non profit facility so we’re both not even sure if we can keep our doors open. I’m just sick about all of this
Trump voters believe TRUMP will not end the MEDICARE 😂 and leave the MAGA elderly without medicines or doctor visits. If we call Trump voters "dumb" , they get offended.
Of all the people in America who are competent, respectful of others and the constitution, America chooses this narcissistic sociopath hell bent on disrupting the norms of civility and destroying anything and anyone who doesn’t fall in line with his and MAGA’s distorted and cruel agenda.
There has to happen a lot more to beat the demons of the past, but he will definitely go down as the worst American president of all time, if he doesn’t rewrite history himself 🤦🏻♂️
Where I am at, a dozen eggs is $4.99, or $9.19 for 24 eggs, in SW Michigan. It is a shame that Trump’s bans on funding and cooperation federally will slow down our understanding of and development of a vaccine for the avian flu.
You're no longer fun. You're just a sell-out. Hollywood 👎🏼👎🏼👎🏼. Thank you, President Trump, for your hard work. We can now finally get back to reality. ❤️🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
Always truth and reality are the opposite of what IT the TMonster says...exceterah rah bah, when he just spins delusional nonsense...talk about POOR TASTE....IT LIKES the sound and content of the Zounds! that come out of ITS mouth, or when IT is just bragging about crimes and Miss De GropeHers treasons du jour, etcetera. Love how the new ultimate dumbette bimbette Barbiearous spokes-creature, "As far as..." with no referent of non physicality; generally, "....is concerned..." Or, like, just how unjustly far will IT go. >>>> SUGGESTED. Instead of not speaking the Deadlier bigliest blabberiester babliested blubber-minded UnFunny BeetleJuicer's name~~~foul dwimmerlaiky Name of the Morgul Speech, gollum >>> JUST CALL him 'IT', the Sewer Swamp Creature, etcet. Birther certificate clearly failed to specify sex, species, sez cold looded, reptioid, insectoid, toadoid parasitic Cthulhu incuboid, mirror neuron deficient, agenesis of cerebral cortical functioning...stuc in preinfantile sensorimotor stage....idea and object IMpermanence, in residence. YIPES. Etcet. DimAlt 'The John' HeVantKaka the Trampoopinator will LOVE to hear of himself in the third person IMpersonal.... Sauron's master, Morgoth, would be pleased. Remember the spokes-slime whose only name was the Mouth of Sauron??
There’s a difference between a misinformed Fox News watcher and one of the goblins that actively creates disinformation for them. He’s one of the latter.
I heard of him. famous guy. Whatdhe say, do??? Ask Tramp which testaent...he'd have to bluff in a guesstimation. Goodlier wordsmithing. Antilogic, law, science, reality, empathy, history, mirror neurons, sanity, stability, foresight, fore THOUGHT, consistency, honor and ethics. Krusti "NoBody Home" the Gnome has a new puppy stew fast food recipe. For school lunches. Havearant. Always truth and reality are the opposite of what IT the TMonster says...exceterah rah bah, when he just spins delusional nonsense...talk about POOR TASTE....IT LIKES the sound and content of the Zounds! that come out of ITS mouth, or when IT is just bragging about crimes and Miss De GropeHers treasons du jour, etcetera. Love how the new ultimate dumbette bimbette Barbiearous spokes-creature, "As far as..." with no referent of non physicality; generally, "....is concerned..." Or, like, just how unjustly far will IT go. >>>> SUGGESTED. Instead of not speaking the Deadlier bigliest blabberiester babliested blubber-minded UnFunny BeetleJuicer's name~~~foul dwimmerlaiky Name of the Morgul Speech, gollum >>> JUST CALL him 'IT', the Sewer Swamp Creature, etcet. Birther certificate clearly failed to specify sex, species, sez cold looded, reptioid, insectoid, toadoid parasitic Cthulhu incuboid, mirror neuron deficient, agenesis of cerebral cortical functioning...stuc in preinfantile sensorimotor stage....idea and object IMpermanence, in residence. YIPES. Etcet. DimAlt 'The John' HeVantKaka the Trampoopinator will LOVE to hear of himself in the third person IMpersonal.... Sauron's master, Morgoth, would be pleased. Remember the spokes-slime whose only name was the Mouth of Sauron??
They have to move fast & entrench as quickly as possible, before the small % of populace that actually does try and fight any autocratic shift coordinates & mobilizes. Not unexpected. Part of that is the "flood" thing, keeping people busy doing anything but what they actually should be doing to affect a more serious change.
o but he is. his plan is to lie about everything thus getting constant media attention. i think we should start treating don the con the way he treated president biden. he's way too old. o yeah the plan is to make the presidency a reality tv show. murdoch made a deal with don the con to boost his ratings and make more money. musk made a deal to get the rare earth metals from greenland so we can accelerate global warming like they are doing in alaska with oil. it has nothing to do with security. don the con is a rotten no good lying buffoon hired like everyone else in maga media by the billionaires. they plan on lying about everything all the time to their base and us.
not even close. the birds were killed to save lives, both human and more birds. the dog was killed for being a hunting dog. it just did exactly what it was trained to do. unfortunately it was poorly trained by Kristi, who refused to acknowledge her short comings and blamed the damn dog. The dog coulda been retrained. utterly unnecessary killing.
Krusti "NoBody Home" the Gnome has a new puppy stew fast food recipe. For school lunches. Havearant. Always truth and reality are the opposite of what IT the TMonster says...exceterah rah bah, when he just spins delusional nonsense...talk about POOR TASTE....IT LIKES the sound and content of the Zounds! that come out of ITS mouth, or when IT is just bragging about crimes and Miss De GropeHers treasons du jour, etcetera. Love how the new ultimate dumbette bimbette Barbiearous spokes-creature, "As far as..." with no referent of non physicality; generally, "....is concerned..." Or, like, just how unjustly far will IT go. >>>> SUGGESTED. Instead of not speaking the Deadlier bigliest blabberiester babliested blubber-minded UnFunny BeetleJuicer's name~~~foul dwimmerlaiky Name of the Morgul Speech, gollum >>> JUST CALL him 'IT', the Sewer Swamp Creature, etcet. Birther certificate clearly failed to specify sex, species, sez cold looded, reptioid, insectoid, toadoid parasitic Cthulhu incuboid, mirror neuron deficient, agenesis of cerebral cortical functioning...stuc in preinfantile sensorimotor stage....idea and object IMpermanence, in residence. YIPES. Etcet. DimAlt 'The John' HeVantKaka the Trampoopinator will LOVE to hear of himself in the third person IMpersonal.... Sauron's master, Morgoth, would be pleased. Remember the spokes-slime whose only name was the Mouth of Sauron??
The price of large white eggs in October 2024 was $2.15 per dozen! Today the price of a dozen large white eggs is $5.73 and going up! And facts aren't facts and laws only apply to poor people!
Unfortunately most didn’t take it seriously or read it. Even as someone who closely follows politics, I didn’t read the finer details until the election was called, but I guess I was holding out hope it wouldn’t be a factor. Now it is quickly become a reality.
Goodlier wordsmithing. Antilogic, law, science, reality, empathy, history, mirror neurons, sanity, stability, foresight, fore THOUGHT, consistency, honor and ethics. Krusti "NoBody Home" the Gnome has a new puppy stew fast food recipe. For school lunches. Havearant. Always truth and reality are the opposite of what IT the TMonster says...exceterah rah bah, when he just spins delusional nonsense...talk about POOR TASTE....IT LIKES the sound and content of the Zounds! that come out of ITS mouth, or when IT is just bragging about crimes and Miss De GropeHers treasons du jour, etcetera. Love how the new ultimate dumbette bimbette Barbiearous spokes-creature, "As far as..." with no referent of non physicality; generally, "....is concerned..." Or, like, just how unjustly far will IT go. >>>> SUGGESTED. Instead of not speaking the Deadlier bigliest blabberiester babliested blubber-minded UnFunny BeetleJuicer's name~~~foul dwimmerlaiky Name of the Morgul Speech, gollum >>> JUST CALL him 'IT', the Sewer Swamp Creature, etcet. Birther certificate clearly failed to specify sex, species, sez cold looded, reptioid, insectoid, toadoid parasitic Cthulhu incuboid, mirror neuron deficient, agenesis of cerebral cortical functioning...stuc in preinfantile sensorimotor stage....idea and object IMpermanence, in residence. YIPES. Etcet. DimAlt 'The John' HeVantKaka the Trampoopinator will LOVE to hear of himself in the third person IMpersonal.... Sauron's master, Morgoth, would be pleased. Remember the spokes-slime whose only name was the Mouth of Sauron??
@@kroon1930 some people are so stubborn that they will want to have the experience first, and then, when everything that could go wrong did, and they hurt and grief and are angry, they might start questioning who invented this and do some research, just because they are so furious. Read, people. Learn history and save the old books that are not streamlined to glorify the Drumpf.
The CDC thing was done because he got embarrassed by his respone to the pandemic. He doesn't want us to know if it happens again. As if we won't know people are dying around us. That is how petty he is.
He is doing now what China did with covid19 to save face, minus trying to stop a pandemic, because he is also dumb. Soon a brave US doctor has to reveal there is a pandemic going on and that doctor will end up in jail under trump and die of said disease, just what happened in China.
It should be the media's responsibility to incessantly ask questions about these ongoing public health and fact check them immediately. Alas, corporate media are shamelessly cowtowing in order to have access.
The orange abominable monster should be in prison. And the day in 2016 when he mocked the NY Times reporter should have ended this horror, right there. How naive I am.
Or Krusti's puppy recipes. Goodlier wordsmithing. Antilogic, law, science, reality, empathy, history, mirror neurons, sanity, stability, foresight, fore THOUGHT, consistency, honor and ethics. Krusti "NoBody Home" the Gnome has a new puppy stew fast food recipe. For school lunches. Havearant. Always truth and reality are the opposite of what IT the TMonster says...exceterah rah bah, when he just spins delusional nonsense...talk about POOR TASTE....IT LIKES the sound and content of the Zounds! that come out of ITS mouth, or when IT is just bragging about crimes and Miss De GropeHers treasons du jour, etcetera. Love how the new ultimate dumbette bimbette Barbiearous spokes-creature, "As far as..." with no referent of non physicality; generally, "....is concerned..." Or, like, just how unjustly far will IT go. >>>> SUGGESTED. Instead of not speaking the Deadlier bigliest blabberiester babliested blubber-minded UnFunny BeetleJuicer's name~~~foul dwimmerlaiky Name of the Morgul Speech, gollum >>> JUST CALL him 'IT', the Sewer Swamp Creature, etcet. Birther certificate clearly failed to specify sex, species, sez cold looded, reptioid, insectoid, toadoid parasitic Cthulhu incuboid, mirror neuron deficient, agenesis of cerebral cortical functioning...stuc in preinfantile sensorimotor stage....idea and object IMpermanence, in residence. YIPES. Etcet. DimAlt 'The John' HeVantKaka the Trampoopinator will LOVE to hear of himself in the third person IMpersonal.... Sauron's master, Morgoth, would be pleased. Remember the spokes-slime whose only name was the Mouth of Sauron??
Non-profit funds ended. Who dies first ? Poor kids on Medicaid, handicapped and elderl people on meals on wheels, anyone taking critical pills that save lives, but not one rich person. Sounds like French revolution
It’s a purge of the poor people, the ones he considers the “drains” on society. To someone like Trump, poor people have no value and if you have no value then you don’t deserve anything…
Goodlier wordsmithing. Antilogic, law, science, reality, empathy, history, mirror neurons, sanity, stability, foresight, fore THOUGHT, consistency, honor and ethics. Krusti "NoBody Home" the Gnome has a new puppy stew fast food recipe. For school lunches. Havearant. Always truth and reality are the opposite of what IT the TMonster says...exceterah rah bah, when he just spins delusional nonsense...talk about POOR TASTE....IT LIKES the sound and content of the Zounds! that come out of ITS mouth, or when IT is just bragging about crimes and Miss De GropeHers treasons du jour, etcetera. Love how the new ultimate dumbette bimbette Barbiearous spokes-creature, "As far as..." with no referent of non physicality; generally, "....is concerned..." Or, like, just how unjustly far will IT go. >>>> SUGGESTED. Instead of not speaking the Deadlier bigliest blabberiester babliested blubber-minded UnFunny BeetleJuicer's name~~~foul dwimmerlaiky Name of the Morgul Speech, gollum >>> JUST CALL him 'IT', the Sewer Swamp Creature, etcet. Birther certificate clearly failed to specify sex, species, sez cold looded, reptioid, insectoid, toadoid parasitic Cthulhu incuboid, mirror neuron deficient, agenesis of cerebral cortical functioning...stuc in preinfantile sensorimotor stage....idea and object IMpermanence, in residence. YIPES. Etcet. DimAlt 'The John' HeVantKaka the Trampoopinator will LOVE to hear of himself in the third person IMpersonal.... Sauron's master, Morgoth, would be pleased. Remember the spokes-slime whose only name was the Mouth of Sauron??
Research that...nobody is getting funding ended permanently and no food security or Healthcare or SS benefits were ever affected. Fed judge has stopped what they had left to screw. Nothing he's doing is permanent. Less than 800 days till correction time
I don’t know how you do it. How do you do this stay in a day out you make it funny in this fucking dire world we’re living in. Thank you Stephen Colbert. Love you so much.
I love Stephen and watch every show. But don't forget that he is a millionaire, he will suffer much less than we do. I would laugh more with a fatter bank account.
Krusti "NoBody Home" the Gnome has a new puppy stew fast food recipe. For school lunches. Havearant. Always truth and reality are the opposite of what IT the TMonster says...exceterah rah bah, when he just spins delusional nonsense...talk about POOR TASTE....IT LIKES the sound and content of the Zounds! that come out of ITS mouth, or when IT is just bragging about crimes and Miss De GropeHers treasons du jour, etcetera. Love how the new ultimate dumbette bimbette Barbiearous spokes-creature, "As far as..." with no referent of non physicality; generally, "....is concerned..." Or, like, just how unjustly far will IT go. >>>> SUGGESTED. Instead of not speaking the Deadlier bigliest blabberiester babliested blubber-minded UnFunny BeetleJuicer's name~~~foul dwimmerlaiky Name of the Morgul Speech, gollum >>> JUST CALL him 'IT', the Sewer Swamp Creature, etcet. Birther certificate clearly failed to specify sex, species, sez cold looded, reptioid, insectoid, toadoid parasitic Cthulhu incuboid, mirror neuron deficient, agenesis of cerebral cortical functioning...stuc in preinfantile sensorimotor stage....idea and object IMpermanence, in residence. YIPES. Etcet. DimAlt 'The John' HeVantKaka the Trampoopinator will LOVE to hear of himself in the third person IMpersonal.... Sauron's master, Morgoth, would be pleased. Remember the spokes-slime whose only name was the Mouth of Sauron??
The next president will. But the fact remains that all this dance, democrats one step forward, republicans two step back, hurts all of us in the long term. While other countries are making progress
"What most people don't seem to realize is that there is just as much money to be made out of the wreckage of a civilization as from the upbuilding of one." -Rhett Butler Margaret Mitchell
It took a while to find a kind of reaction Cato could have when Stephen was speaking. He can't do the piano fills they used before, so he was quiet for a while. Now he's making guitar "sounds" and you hear his voice. I can see another person off to the side as a side-kick, someone very comedic.
@@BarnaliDI hadn't really paid a lot of attention to it, but you are correct, his interactions with Louis is far from similar to what he had with Jon Batiste
Krusti "NoBody Home" the Gnome has a new puppy stew fast food recipe. For school lunches. Havearant. Always truth and reality are the opposite of what IT the TMonster says...exceterah rah bah, when he just spins delusional nonsense...talk about POOR TASTE....IT LIKES the sound and content of the Zounds! that come out of ITS mouth, or when IT is just bragging about crimes and Miss De GropeHers treasons du jour, etcetera. Love how the new ultimate dumbette bimbette Barbiearous spokes-creature, "As far as..." with no referent of non physicality; generally, "....is concerned..." Or, like, just how unjustly far will IT go. >>>> SUGGESTED. Instead of not speaking the Deadlier bigliest blabberiester babliested blubber-minded UnFunny BeetleJuicer's name~~~foul dwimmerlaiky Name of the Morgul Speech, gollum >>> JUST CALL him 'IT', the Sewer Swamp Creature, etcet. Birther certificate clearly failed to specify sex, species, sez cold looded, reptioid, insectoid, toadoid parasitic Cthulhu incuboid, mirror neuron deficient, agenesis of cerebral cortical functioning...stuc in preinfantile sensorimotor stage....idea and object IMpermanence, in residence. YIPES. Etcet. DimAlt 'The John' HeVantKaka the Trampoopinator will LOVE to hear of himself in the third person IMpersonal.... Sauron's master, Morgoth, would be pleased. Remember the spokes-slime whose only name was the Mouth of Sauron??
That was a blip fixed by the democratic functions of their government. We got 4 more years of this shit. Best I can say, buckle up, we've been here before. @@FilmArtPhoto
Executive orders, no input or direction from congress or the senate "even though they are in a majority" Immunity means even at best he can't be impeached. I'd say screwed has taken on a whole new meaning for citizens of the US. Other than late night talk shows for humour I have/delete any subscriptions or suggestions. 8 days in and there is no end... clearly this is the beginning is there anyone or any country which isn't already aggrieved. I said in 2015 this wouldn't end well... and 9 years later it seems almost like just the beginning. I've already unsubscribed to any of his oligarchs, my dollar is not going to be in support of anarchy!.
Not under the dictatorship of our Supreme Court who throws out constitutional amendments at their own whim, and tells Trump he's a dictator and can do anything he wants including murder political opponents. As precedent, the Court used the constitution of Russia.
@@jasonbennett5914 1st - who the frik is scared, LOL, and 2nd - please tell me a FACT based reason why you're "ECSTATIC" - and not any half-truths or "alternative facts" reasons either - I already know why you're so "informed" - "gimme a joke" - I mean, break!
@ I thought so - you're all the same - If I had a nickel for every time a magat could not give me an answer based on facts, I'd probably have about 5,000 dollars - 7k if I included all the "whatabout" answers I get - So no Jason, do yourself a favor and try to answer the question that I asked - I mean, what's the problem - you made a statement about YOUR feelings, why would I have to go find other news, to tell me why you're ecstatic and why is that doing a favor to myself????...
Biden is a war criminal. His arming & funding the DELIBERATE mass murder of the children of Gaza is EVIL. Trump is evil, too. But 2 wrongs don't make a right. We, the bottom HALF of America, know how badly our standard of living plummeted under Biden/Harris. Thus, War Criminal Biden deserves no praise from you or anybody else.
Thanks Stephen...for the needed laughs of course, but also for making viewers aware of each day's key Trump travesties. Many people can't stomach the direct news version.
How can ANYBODY not be aware of T:s severe mental disability. WE ALL SAW IT FOR FOUR WHOLE YEARS. What's worse is; it's not even his fault, it is the fault of the majority of mentally deficient american voters that WILL STILL EXIST FOR AT LEAST HALF A CENTURY TO COME. You are irrevocably screwed if you stay in america. Move out while you can, passports will be confiscated SOON.
… uh, this isn’t news. This is entertainment. Read bills on government websites, watch the stock market, trust but verify market reporting. This is good for a few laughs, but people taking this commentary seriously is the reason the Democratic Party is having an identity crisis right now.
I'm 75 years old, and I just realized that my teacher was saving my life, when she asked me to help clean the erasers. Thank you, Mrs. Moon, Mrs. Zehah, and Mrs. Sherrod. (of course, I remember their names. )
@buildingsfunnels5867 grow up, trumpie. I cannot understand how it is more important to "people" like you to "own the libs" than have sound, fiscally responsible and law-abiding governance. Sadly, you too will go on the chopping block, but you will not see it coming. You deserve it.
He wasn't put in prison because he didn't commit any crimes. It was a smear campaign. They wanted him bad, so if he had committed crimes, he would have definitely gone to prison. His judge even supported the Biden admin and he still didn't go. Now let's look at Biden and his support of Ukrainians dying to the last man all while using our tax money instead of calling for a diplomatic solution to the war. Egg prices are what they are along with everything else because Biden was using our money and supposedly sending it to Ukraine, likely laundering it in reality. You are absurdly delusional.
@@andrewalderman9489 If he were actually a chicken, he'd be useful. We could use the eggs. Except of course, he would be a capon. A lot of strutting, no eggs.
@@malcolmxxx86 That's not what Republicans told me before the election. Republicans ran on high prices were Joe Biden's fault. And Donald Trump "could fix them on DAY ONE!" Fine, it's day eight. When does he stop golfing and start working?
Trump voters believe TRUMP will not end their health insurance (MEDICAID) 😂 and leave them without medical treatments. If we call Trump voters "stupid" , they get offended. 🤣
@@dianevanweelie5233 I feel sorry for all Yanks because you don't have free universal healthcare. Healthcare bills is the number one cause of bankruptcy in USA. It's why we live longer and have lower infant and maternal mortality rates etc. You ranks behind some 3rd world countries.
It’s all part of the algorithm in their social media and podcasts. They get the same lies over and over and can’t discern the truth from lies that these algorithms keep feed them. They are not bad people they’ve just been brain-washed by monetized conspiracy theories from Fox News and right-wing authoritarian organized disinformation Tragic for them and the World😂😂😂😂😂😂
Some are being deported with "I love Trump!" Shirts on! They thought it would protect them ! (Despite having names like Torres and vinsky!) Trumps enemies!
What eggs? Given how many egg laying flocks are being affected by avian flu and the fact that the virus has supposedly hit the facilities were chicks are raised for egg laying purposes.
Funny real funny 51st state to be. No seriously that was my first thought too & I'd recommend building a wall. We're getting desperate down here. If it wasn't for my fibromyalgia saying you can't handle Oklahoma's cold so don't even think of trying to move to Canada I'd be considering it. But this might be a time to consider an illicit eggs by mail business for Canadians. I'm just thankful I don't normally eat or use eggs much & that my friends eggmakers hasn't gone up in price yet. Although it probably will. Guess it's time to research egg substitutes or buy some powdered eggs before they go up in price too.
@audreysacharkiewicz1704 I'm 40 minutes away from Canada. Upstate NY. Canada is a beautiful country FDT leave it alone. The people are wonderful. My aunt was Canadian so I went there often. I'd move tomorrow if I had the money
@@Buffykc62 Campaign to have your state amalgamate with Canada. Canada with the North East Seaboard plus Washington, Oregon and California will be a wonderful entity.
Can I recommend a nice mint tea? No side effects, water is good for you, and it gives you something to grip with both hands while you look around at America in horror.
I don't understand why anyone is surprised by what DT is doing he said what he would do once in office. People listen to half and ignore the other half. Play stupid game win stupid price.
Goodlier wordsmithing. Antilogic, law, science, reality, empathy, history, mirror neurons, sanity, stability, foresight, fore THOUGHT, consistency, honor and ethics. Krusti "NoBody Home" the Gnome has a new puppy stew fast food recipe. For school lunches. Havearant. Always truth and reality are the opposite of what IT the TMonster says...exceterah rah bah, when he just spins delusional nonsense...talk about POOR TASTE....IT LIKES the sound and content of the Zounds! that come out of ITS mouth, or when IT is just bragging about crimes and Miss De GropeHers treasons du jour, etcetera. Love how the new ultimate dumbette bimbette Barbiearous spokes-creature, "As far as..." with no referent of non physicality; generally, "....is concerned..." Or, like, just how unjustly far will IT go. >>>> SUGGESTED. Instead of not speaking the Deadlier bigliest blabberiester babliested blubber-minded UnFunny BeetleJuicer's name~~~foul dwimmerlaiky Name of the Morgul Speech, gollum >>> JUST CALL him 'IT', the Sewer Swamp Creature, etcet. Birther certificate clearly failed to specify sex, species, sez cold looded, reptioid, insectoid, toadoid parasitic Cthulhu incuboid, mirror neuron deficient, agenesis of cerebral cortical functioning...stuc in preinfantile sensorimotor stage....idea and object IMpermanence, in residence. YIPES. Etcet. DimAlt 'The John' HeVantKaka the Trampoopinator will LOVE to hear of himself in the third person IMpersonal.... Sauron's master, Morgoth, would be pleased. Remember the spokes-slime whose only name was the Mouth of Sauron??
I rely on our hilarious talk show hosts monologues for the news. They tell the truth in a way that makes you laugh instead of cry. Thanks for always finding the funny. 😂😂😂😢
That monologue was terrible. Jokes were lame, and he has the worst trump impressions I've ever heard. I know ten hicks in my small town that could do a better impression.
America is now the world's funniest joke! Thank you, Presidunce Trump! Congrats America, you've gone from a super power to the most stupid power in 8 days!
So when all your asinine, dire predictions don’t come true (just like last time around), will you apologize and concede you’re wrong? Nope. Just like last time.
Especially our education system after his bizarre executive order redefined men out of existence. Apparently nobody on staff took first term human bio/development or psychology.
@@lindaj5492 ... and preventing the USA from benefiting from the world's scientific expertise. If there are no updated flu vaccines expect an increase in hospitalizations and death in seniors and the immune compromised this fall.
When Hoover,a repuglican, wouldn't help th First WW vets they camped out all around th D.C. area. It's a shame that I.C.E. Would make short work of that now. Hoover caused The Depression.
This is all Mitch McConnell's fault. He could have stopped this long ago, but he needed his judges.
He so effed up and he knows it.
Or like go back to political authors who demonized being a liberal so now half of Americans think they are pwning the left but instead are snorting a mountain of lies and loving it… ya know? Rush Limburger.
And Kevin Ozempic McCarthy applied the paddles to the politically dead Trump when he visited Mar-a-Lago in March 2021.
Thing is felon47 was out the door by that time. He had already gotten his scrotus
It is all the Republic's fault since they've know what is right and wrong but they just could not stand up for it for ten years as they were seduced by power, money, and cruelty. If they back down now they are giving Trump control of the country's money and the budget and giving up the rights of the constitution.
Why roll back grocery prices when you can roll back freedoms, civil rights, voting rights, healthcare, military processes, political asylums (not to be confused with mental hospitals), basic human protections, progress, justice, or the promise of fair and balanced government?
100%>>>>>This comment wins the net for the day.
You said it ALL and very well I might add! Thank you!
Obviously you are not a MAGA with all those big words you used. Brilliant!
His voters, who he lied to, will pretend they got everything they wanted; because they can't admit to themselves that they got conned; Again.
Enough of this craziness....impeach him....
He shut down the Justice Dept Civil Rights division... you know the division that makes sure your CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHTS are upheld.
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Now it's the Department of Injustice.
That’s why he shut it down. Duh.
@@JaNouWatIkVind WE KNOW! DUH!
I guess then that now is the time for Dem politicians to ban guns... right?
The writers are sizzling these frightening days, but whoever came up with "the Department of Just This Guy" deserves special kudos. Stephen and everyone, thank you and please keep fighting the VERY good fight!
Seems more like a pointless fight, than a good fight.
Movies always make the stupid mistake of pretending that if you can just stop the blood from leaving the body, you can keep a person alive. Even if they've been shot, they pretend that internal injuries don't exist and that the only important thing is closing the wound, so that no blood leaves the body. It seems like an apt metaphor for the Trump years. People seem to think that everything will be OK, if they can just handle Trump, while forgetting that he was elected by americans. All those people aren't going to magically become smarter, or less hateful based on what happens with trump/ his administration.
"People shouldn't be afraid of their governments. Government should be afraid of its people." - V for Vendetta
✊🏻
Vive La Résistance
But don't be afraid.
The blonde peacemaking angel Donald Trump is here for one reason.
Bring prosperity and peace to America 🕊🇺🇸
@@brickdebrick2167 Funny.
Fear us
I have one question for everyone: What the hell is going on with America?🤦♀️😬
Uhhhh torture and nightmares thanks for asking!
I ask the same.
Stockholm, Sweden 🇸🇪
Rich people exploited their cult to make stonks, that's what's going on
Lots to amuse the entire world 😊😊
I hate it here.
I work in a90 day mental health treatment facility. These folks are usually homeless when they come to us, not all but most. Staff and clients are very worried. The clients sure don’t need more issues to deal with. It’s a non profit facility so we’re both not even sure if we can keep our doors open. I’m just sick about all of this
Sad! Putting faces on this real horror, thank you 😢
God bless you for the work that you do.
As a former homeless..thank you.
As a payroll accountant for a tribe we were scrambling all day to pay the people who in turn spend their money in the local economy and beyond.
If he follows Putin's playbook, all non-profits and NGOs will soon be declared "foreign agents".
I love that Department Of Just This Guy.❤
Donnie is trying to set a new record for the most cruel and disgusting person in history...
Trump voters believe TRUMP will not end the MEDICARE 😂 and leave the MAGA elderly without medicines or doctor visits.
If we call Trump voters "dumb" , they get offended.
Of all the people in America who are competent, respectful of others and the constitution, America chooses this narcissistic sociopath hell bent on disrupting the norms of civility and destroying anything and anyone who doesn’t fall in line with his and MAGA’s distorted and cruel agenda.
@@hughjorg4008
He already got rid of the cap on insulin. WTaF?
@@hughjorg4008Also take away meals for children with food insecurity. Remember who wants to keep you hungry, little ones!
There has to happen a lot more to beat the demons of the past, but he will definitely go down as the worst American president of all time, if he doesn’t rewrite history himself 🤦🏻♂️
Dozen Eggs U.S. $6.07
Dozen Eggs Canada $3.93
Dozen Eggs Mexico $2.30
I saw one pic online of them being over $12 a dozen.
Dozen eggs in Ukraine - less than 1. 50 dollars
Dozen Eggs in Australia AU$4.07 (US$2.63)
Where I am at, a dozen eggs is $4.99, or $9.19 for 24 eggs, in SW Michigan. It is a shame that Trump’s bans on funding and cooperation federally will slow down our understanding of and development of a vaccine for the avian flu.
My family thinks I'm joking about getting chickens.
Don't give into the lies, Don't give into fear, Hold on to the truth, Hold on to hope, thank you Jim Acosta.
@@tamicomins6461 I was surprised and proud of him for doing what he did. I hope everything works out for him.
@@FallenOne669 He's on Substack.
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"give in to", not "give into" 😂😂😂
You're no longer fun. You're just a sell-out. Hollywood 👎🏼👎🏼👎🏼.
Thank you, President Trump, for your hard work. We can now finally get back to reality. ❤️🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
Thank you very much for the laughs which are SOOOOOOO seriously NEEDED
Crenshaw needs to put a patch on the other eye as well because he's obviously blind to the truth!! 😑🔨
LOL
I keep thinking he's cosplaying as an Oath Keeper
@@mechanicaldavid4827😂
Always truth and reality are the opposite of what IT the TMonster says...exceterah rah bah, when he just spins delusional nonsense...talk about POOR TASTE....IT LIKES the sound and content of the Zounds! that come out of ITS mouth, or when IT is just bragging about crimes and Miss De GropeHers treasons du jour, etcetera.
Love how the new ultimate dumbette bimbette Barbiearous spokes-creature, "As far as..." with no referent of non physicality; generally, "....is concerned..." Or, like, just how unjustly far will IT go.
>>>> SUGGESTED. Instead of not speaking the Deadlier bigliest blabberiester babliested blubber-minded UnFunny BeetleJuicer's name~~~foul dwimmerlaiky Name of the Morgul Speech, gollum >>> JUST CALL him 'IT', the Sewer Swamp Creature, etcet. Birther certificate clearly failed to specify sex, species, sez cold looded, reptioid, insectoid, toadoid parasitic Cthulhu incuboid, mirror neuron deficient, agenesis of cerebral cortical functioning...stuc in preinfantile sensorimotor stage....idea and object IMpermanence, in residence. YIPES. Etcet.
DimAlt 'The John' HeVantKaka the Trampoopinator will LOVE to hear of himself in the third person IMpersonal.... Sauron's master, Morgoth, would be pleased. Remember the spokes-slime whose only name was the Mouth of Sauron??
There’s a difference between a misinformed Fox News watcher and one of the goblins that actively creates disinformation for them. He’s one of the latter.
How has it only been 8 days….. Jesus Christ….🤦♂️
I heard of him. famous guy. Whatdhe say, do??? Ask Tramp which testaent...he'd have to bluff in a guesstimation.
Goodlier wordsmithing. Antilogic, law, science, reality, empathy, history, mirror neurons, sanity, stability, foresight, fore THOUGHT, consistency, honor and ethics.
Krusti "NoBody Home" the Gnome has a new puppy stew fast food recipe. For school lunches. Havearant.
Always truth and reality are the opposite of what IT the TMonster says...exceterah rah bah, when he just spins delusional nonsense...talk about POOR TASTE....IT LIKES the sound and content of the Zounds! that come out of ITS mouth, or when IT is just bragging about crimes and Miss De GropeHers treasons du jour, etcetera.
Love how the new ultimate dumbette bimbette Barbiearous spokes-creature, "As far as..." with no referent of non physicality; generally, "....is concerned..." Or, like, just how unjustly far will IT go.
>>>> SUGGESTED. Instead of not speaking the Deadlier bigliest blabberiester babliested blubber-minded UnFunny BeetleJuicer's name~~~foul dwimmerlaiky Name of the Morgul Speech, gollum >>> JUST CALL him 'IT', the Sewer Swamp Creature, etcet. Birther certificate clearly failed to specify sex, species, sez cold looded, reptioid, insectoid, toadoid parasitic Cthulhu incuboid, mirror neuron deficient, agenesis of cerebral cortical functioning...stuc in preinfantile sensorimotor stage....idea and object IMpermanence, in residence. YIPES. Etcet.
DimAlt 'The John' HeVantKaka the Trampoopinator will LOVE to hear of himself in the third person IMpersonal.... Sauron's master, Morgoth, would be pleased. Remember the spokes-slime whose only name was the Mouth of Sauron??
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I'm retraumatized!!!
They have to move fast & entrench as quickly as possible, before the small % of populace that actually does try and fight any autocratic shift coordinates & mobilizes. Not unexpected. Part of that is the "flood" thing, keeping people busy doing anything but what they actually should be doing to affect a more serious change.
Let’s wait for a few monthly jobs reports to come in - getting out the popcorn
Keep Going Stephen. The fight has just begun The resistance has already started ❤️🇨🇦
Thanks for all the laughs, we really need them now!
“Cruelty is the point” - Adam Serwer
Thank you Stephen. The amount of news headlines I saw today just make me so sick and pissed off I don't even think we're going to last another month.
o but he is. his plan is to lie about everything thus getting constant media attention. i think we should start treating don the con the way he treated president biden. he's way too old. o yeah the plan is to make the presidency a reality tv show. murdoch made a deal with don the con to boost his ratings and make more money. musk made a deal to get the rare earth metals from greenland so we can accelerate global warming like they are doing in alaska with oil. it has nothing to do with security. don the con is a rotten no good lying buffoon hired like everyone else in maga media by the billionaires. they plan on lying about everything all the time to their base and us.
Don’t speak for all of us🤣 you been lasting this long and you’re still here just man cause America’s going back to normal instead of woke
@@tiffanycurtis4794oh!! The great orange is leading the great normal,😅
I'm right there with you.
@@tiffanycurtis4794 You pretend that woke is a bad thing. Silly Trumpet.
When The Press Secretary said killing 100 million chickens. I thought of Kristi Noem!! 💯🤨🧐
not even close. the birds were killed to save lives, both human and more birds. the dog was killed for being a hunting dog. it just did exactly what it was trained to do. unfortunately it was poorly trained by Kristi, who refused to acknowledge her short comings and blamed the damn dog. The dog coulda been retrained. utterly unnecessary killing.
Krusti "NoBody Home" the Gnome has a new puppy stew fast food recipe. For school lunches. Havearant.
Always truth and reality are the opposite of what IT the TMonster says...exceterah rah bah, when he just spins delusional nonsense...talk about POOR TASTE....IT LIKES the sound and content of the Zounds! that come out of ITS mouth, or when IT is just bragging about crimes and Miss De GropeHers treasons du jour, etcetera.
Love how the new ultimate dumbette bimbette Barbiearous spokes-creature, "As far as..." with no referent of non physicality; generally, "....is concerned..." Or, like, just how unjustly far will IT go.
>>>> SUGGESTED. Instead of not speaking the Deadlier bigliest blabberiester babliested blubber-minded UnFunny BeetleJuicer's name~~~foul dwimmerlaiky Name of the Morgul Speech, gollum >>> JUST CALL him 'IT', the Sewer Swamp Creature, etcet. Birther certificate clearly failed to specify sex, species, sez cold looded, reptioid, insectoid, toadoid parasitic Cthulhu incuboid, mirror neuron deficient, agenesis of cerebral cortical functioning...stuc in preinfantile sensorimotor stage....idea and object IMpermanence, in residence. YIPES. Etcet.
DimAlt 'The John' HeVantKaka the Trampoopinator will LOVE to hear of himself in the third person IMpersonal.... Sauron's master, Morgoth, would be pleased. Remember the spokes-slime whose only name was the Mouth of Sauron??
I think tumpy dumpy ate all off those now he has chicken brain disease.
@@krishellemans-i8u, LOL!! 🤣🤣
yet chicken prices are about the same
The price of large white eggs in October 2024 was $2.15 per dozen! Today the price of a dozen large white eggs is $5.73 and going up! And facts aren't facts and laws only apply to poor people!
How did this blind side anybody? Isn't all of this written down in Project 2025? 🤷
Unfortunately most didn’t take it seriously or read it. Even as someone who closely follows politics, I didn’t read the finer details until the election was called, but I guess I was holding out hope it wouldn’t be a factor. Now it is quickly become a reality.
Goodlier wordsmithing. Antilogic, law, science, reality, empathy, history, mirror neurons, sanity, stability, foresight, fore THOUGHT, consistency, honor and ethics.
Krusti "NoBody Home" the Gnome has a new puppy stew fast food recipe. For school lunches. Havearant.
Always truth and reality are the opposite of what IT the TMonster says...exceterah rah bah, when he just spins delusional nonsense...talk about POOR TASTE....IT LIKES the sound and content of the Zounds! that come out of ITS mouth, or when IT is just bragging about crimes and Miss De GropeHers treasons du jour, etcetera.
Love how the new ultimate dumbette bimbette Barbiearous spokes-creature, "As far as..." with no referent of non physicality; generally, "....is concerned..." Or, like, just how unjustly far will IT go.
>>>> SUGGESTED. Instead of not speaking the Deadlier bigliest blabberiester babliested blubber-minded UnFunny BeetleJuicer's name~~~foul dwimmerlaiky Name of the Morgul Speech, gollum >>> JUST CALL him 'IT', the Sewer Swamp Creature, etcet. Birther certificate clearly failed to specify sex, species, sez cold looded, reptioid, insectoid, toadoid parasitic Cthulhu incuboid, mirror neuron deficient, agenesis of cerebral cortical functioning...stuc in preinfantile sensorimotor stage....idea and object IMpermanence, in residence. YIPES. Etcet.
DimAlt 'The John' HeVantKaka the Trampoopinator will LOVE to hear of himself in the third person IMpersonal.... Sauron's master, Morgoth, would be pleased. Remember the spokes-slime whose only name was the Mouth of Sauron??
Is that a Crenshaw joke? 😂
I read it. Been terrified for months.
That would require Trump voters to be able to read...
Also Kansas is currently having the largest Tuberculosis outbreak in US History, and the CDC is prevented from telling any of us about it.
Unvaccinated illegals contribute to TB outbreaks.
Don't worry RFK jr. has got your back ....
@@Member_zero He will lend anyone a worm.
Oh, did not hear that...I live in Kansas.
I know an infectious disease doc in Portland and he says he's seeing a lot of TB and measles coming back. Yay!
Welcome to Germany 1933. History is coming back for an encore. Good luck to all of us, we are going to need it.
That's an utterly stupid thing to say...
It’s not like Americans weren’t warned.
May the odds be ever in your favour 🙋🏼♀️💀
God bless us all!
@@devilpig6it is less dangerous to say stupid things than do stupid things. Like putting a convicted felon in office.
Stephen Colbert keeps me sane. Thank you, Stephen! We need to laugh at all this craziness.
*We Europeans wrote this back in 2015:*
“This is what Hitler did when he came to power.”
When will it sink in, USA?,.. 😞
It won’t. Not until it’s too late….😬
@@kroon1930 some people are so stubborn that they will want to have the experience first, and then, when everything that could go wrong did, and they hurt and grief and are angry, they might start questioning who invented this and do some research, just because they are so furious. Read, people. Learn history and save the old books that are not streamlined to glorify the Drumpf.
@@kroon1930 Ok, it's too late!
You are extremely ignorant of history lol
@@ArenaRat-xd8fubot
The CDC thing was done because he got embarrassed by his respone to the pandemic. He doesn't want us to know if it happens again. As if we won't know people are dying around us. That is how petty he is.
If the illness and death statistics are not allowed to be published, how will you know? Sad :(
He's old and at deaths door and KNOWS IT. Wants to take out as many as he can because he can't except "Losing" to th GRIM REAPER.
@@graceburrell8800 "AS LONG AS THEY LOSE BIGLIER!" -Donald Trump
He is doing now what China did with covid19 to save face, minus trying to stop a pandemic, because he is also dumb.
He is doing now what China did with covid19 to save face, minus trying to stop a pandemic, because he is also dumb. Soon a brave US doctor has to reveal there is a pandemic going on and that doctor will end up in jail under trump and die of said disease, just what happened in China.
We now have people in USA getting the bird flu, the highest breakout of TB in US history in Kansas, and Trump hadnt addressed any of this
If you ignore it , it is not there. Covid response. Dont report cases then there isnt any. All cured
If they don't talk about it or put it in a press release, it never happened.
He’s addressed it by blocking CDC from doing its job of informing the nation about the epidemic!
It should be the media's responsibility to incessantly ask questions about these ongoing public health and fact check them immediately.
Alas, corporate media are shamelessly cowtowing in order to have access.
Oh that’s not fair, he’s taken you out of the WHO!
The orange abominable monster should be in prison. And the day in 2016 when he mocked the NY Times reporter should have ended this horror, right there. How naive I am.
I bet the list of frozen grants doesn't include Elon's gravy train.
Or Krusti's puppy recipes. Goodlier wordsmithing. Antilogic, law, science, reality, empathy, history, mirror neurons, sanity, stability, foresight, fore THOUGHT, consistency, honor and ethics.
Krusti "NoBody Home" the Gnome has a new puppy stew fast food recipe. For school lunches. Havearant.
Always truth and reality are the opposite of what IT the TMonster says...exceterah rah bah, when he just spins delusional nonsense...talk about POOR TASTE....IT LIKES the sound and content of the Zounds! that come out of ITS mouth, or when IT is just bragging about crimes and Miss De GropeHers treasons du jour, etcetera.
Love how the new ultimate dumbette bimbette Barbiearous spokes-creature, "As far as..." with no referent of non physicality; generally, "....is concerned..." Or, like, just how unjustly far will IT go.
>>>> SUGGESTED. Instead of not speaking the Deadlier bigliest blabberiester babliested blubber-minded UnFunny BeetleJuicer's name~~~foul dwimmerlaiky Name of the Morgul Speech, gollum >>> JUST CALL him 'IT', the Sewer Swamp Creature, etcet. Birther certificate clearly failed to specify sex, species, sez cold looded, reptioid, insectoid, toadoid parasitic Cthulhu incuboid, mirror neuron deficient, agenesis of cerebral cortical functioning...stuc in preinfantile sensorimotor stage....idea and object IMpermanence, in residence. YIPES. Etcet.
DimAlt 'The John' HeVantKaka the Trampoopinator will LOVE to hear of himself in the third person IMpersonal.... Sauron's master, Morgoth, would be pleased. Remember the spokes-slime whose only name was the Mouth of Sauron??
Most certainly not. It's to hurt the poor and working classes
Oh hell no. Interrupting the billionaire gravy train is the only thing a GOP congress would impeach a GOP over.
Starting to figure out yet that this whole next 4 years might be about making these billionaires into trillionsires?
Because it sure ain't about the rest of us.
Non-profit funds ended. Who dies first ? Poor kids on Medicaid, handicapped and elderl people on meals on wheels, anyone taking critical pills that save lives, but not one rich person. Sounds like French revolution
what a niggardly responce from 'humanity'
It’s a purge of the poor people, the ones he considers the “drains” on society. To someone like Trump, poor people have no value and if you have no value then you don’t deserve anything…
Goodlier wordsmithing. Antilogic, law, science, reality, empathy, history, mirror neurons, sanity, stability, foresight, fore THOUGHT, consistency, honor and ethics.
Krusti "NoBody Home" the Gnome has a new puppy stew fast food recipe. For school lunches. Havearant.
Always truth and reality are the opposite of what IT the TMonster says...exceterah rah bah, when he just spins delusional nonsense...talk about POOR TASTE....IT LIKES the sound and content of the Zounds! that come out of ITS mouth, or when IT is just bragging about crimes and Miss De GropeHers treasons du jour, etcetera.
Love how the new ultimate dumbette bimbette Barbiearous spokes-creature, "As far as..." with no referent of non physicality; generally, "....is concerned..." Or, like, just how unjustly far will IT go.
>>>> SUGGESTED. Instead of not speaking the Deadlier bigliest blabberiester babliested blubber-minded UnFunny BeetleJuicer's name~~~foul dwimmerlaiky Name of the Morgul Speech, gollum >>> JUST CALL him 'IT', the Sewer Swamp Creature, etcet. Birther certificate clearly failed to specify sex, species, sez cold looded, reptioid, insectoid, toadoid parasitic Cthulhu incuboid, mirror neuron deficient, agenesis of cerebral cortical functioning...stuc in preinfantile sensorimotor stage....idea and object IMpermanence, in residence. YIPES. Etcet.
DimAlt 'The John' HeVantKaka the Trampoopinator will LOVE to hear of himself in the third person IMpersonal.... Sauron's master, Morgoth, would be pleased. Remember the spokes-slime whose only name was the Mouth of Sauron??
Research that...nobody is getting funding ended permanently and no food security or Healthcare or SS benefits were ever affected.
Fed judge has stopped what they had left to screw. Nothing he's doing is permanent. Less than 800 days till correction time
Yeah that’s why we warned against voting for him
You can't normalize the abnormal, but the mainstream media keeps trying.
This is why police laugh at crime scenes. It's that or lose your mind.
Did you see Jon Stewart defended Trump saying he isn't a fascist?
@@LePedant Proof?
@@FallenOne669 Last night's show.
@ ... Seriously? Are you really trying to deny reality? He spent 20 minutes talking about it on TDS. What more proof would I need than his own words?
Dan Crenshaw poked his eye out on the jagged part of his Gerrymandered district
Colbert & writers are the best.
I don’t know how you do it. How do you do this stay in a day out you make it funny in this fucking dire world we’re living in. Thank you Stephen Colbert. Love you so much.
Cos its his job and he makes millions from it? What a silly question
I’m sure the millions and millions of dollars he makes help him keep working
I love Stephen and watch every show. But don't forget that he is a millionaire, he will suffer much less than we do. I would laugh more with a fatter bank account.
What? Even the bots sound like confused idiots now?
So many red flags, so little time.
And Americans are sleepwalking right into it.....the rest of the world sees this.
Krusti "NoBody Home" the Gnome has a new puppy stew fast food recipe. For school lunches. Havearant.
Always truth and reality are the opposite of what IT the TMonster says...exceterah rah bah, when he just spins delusional nonsense...talk about POOR TASTE....IT LIKES the sound and content of the Zounds! that come out of ITS mouth, or when IT is just bragging about crimes and Miss De GropeHers treasons du jour, etcetera.
Love how the new ultimate dumbette bimbette Barbiearous spokes-creature, "As far as..." with no referent of non physicality; generally, "....is concerned..." Or, like, just how unjustly far will IT go.
>>>> SUGGESTED. Instead of not speaking the Deadlier bigliest blabberiester babliested blubber-minded UnFunny BeetleJuicer's name~~~foul dwimmerlaiky Name of the Morgul Speech, gollum >>> JUST CALL him 'IT', the Sewer Swamp Creature, etcet. Birther certificate clearly failed to specify sex, species, sez cold looded, reptioid, insectoid, toadoid parasitic Cthulhu incuboid, mirror neuron deficient, agenesis of cerebral cortical functioning...stuc in preinfantile sensorimotor stage....idea and object IMpermanence, in residence. YIPES. Etcet.
DimAlt 'The John' HeVantKaka the Trampoopinator will LOVE to hear of himself in the third person IMpersonal.... Sauron's master, Morgoth, would be pleased. Remember the spokes-slime whose only name was the Mouth of Sauron??
You ignore the fascist state at your own peril. Wake the eff up. Nobody is coming to save the country. It's up to us. Get serious.
@@michaelbruce1847 Unfortunately, a lot of us see this, but we are trapped on a conveyor belt.
Fudge red flag 🚩. He was on a red confederate battleship!!!!!😂😂😂
0:18 GUYS IT IS ONLY FUNNY BECAUSE IT IS TRUE AND UNCOMFORTABLE. HE IS A DICTATOR.
Guaranteed and that is frightening !
America can't last 4 years of this.
Move while you can - LOVE having law and order!! God Bless America! God Bless President TRUMP! 🙏🏻🇺🇸
Well the last 4 years was a mess. You wanted more?
You are so screwed and you don't care. @buildingsfunnels5867
@@davidcollins8574 if you look at actual data and not what your cult says, you're completely wrong.
@buildingsfunnels5867 traitor.
I can’t imagine who will be able to fix all the damage that this administration has already done.
Pete!!!
@ I like Pete but I think we need somebody who is bigger than life to defeat MAGA.
if congress stop this maniac now, we can begin to mend it
Lisa Simpson?
The next president will. But the fact remains that all this dance, democrats one step forward, republicans two step back, hurts all of us in the long term. While other countries are making progress
He doesn’t care whether it’s legal or constitutional. He thrives on chaos
For the love of God, follow some right wing news organisations at least. Or you'll become more brain rot by following only lyin lefties!
He thrives on power.
He thrives on it and he creates it
No, Trump is chaotic, but he thrives on getting his way, while contests get dragged thru court forever.
COLDBUTT IS A DNC PEE PEE STORY TELLER FULL OF HYPOCRISY LIKE HAMAS.
Hillarious show folks 😂as always
"What most people don't seem to realize is that there is just as much money to be made out of the wreckage of a civilization as from the upbuilding of one." -Rhett Butler
Margaret Mitchell
Yes 👍 🎉 that is the play book by the brohligarchs hegemony manifesto 2025
Unfortunately
Scrap metal in Ukraine anyone
I wish Trump was "Gone with the Wind".
@@haleighwellrich4358 that's true, but the people involved in each endeavor are two different kinds of people
Stephen you are saving my mental health.
again, again, and again...
You really need to get a life 😂
@@danbh84says the lame ass who made that comment
Yes but how long before gagging orders happen?
@@danbh84 some of us genuinely care about other people. SHOCKING for you and maga, I know....
I enjoy hearing Louis Cato cracking up at Colbert’s jokes. It adds to the monologue.
It took a while to find a kind of reaction Cato could have when Stephen was speaking. He can't do the piano fills they used before, so he was quiet for a while. Now he's making guitar "sounds" and you hear his voice. I can see another person off to the side as a side-kick, someone very comedic.
Stephen doesn't know how to interact with him which I find annoying
@@BarnaliDI hadn't really paid a lot of attention to it, but you are correct, his interactions with Louis is far from similar to what he had with Jon Batiste
Me, too!
IKR?? More reason why I think Colbert has the best late night band on TV
America and Canada are 2 different countries for a reason! Proud to be Canadian!!
Because the Cannucks are so upstanding 😂😂😂😂😂 when?
Thank goodness for you and your fellow night hosts -you are saving our sanity
But the country is beyond saving. It's only been a week. There are still 207 weeks to go. The chance of surviving them is slim at best.
You like full awareness during what's about to come?
True. They all help me!
Shhh, this kind of comment will only encourage Trump to put them all behind bars
And don't miss Josh Johnson. That kid is a Genius!
Felon 47 will do what he wants, there is no accountability.
There is, if We The People HOLD HIM ACCOUNTABLE.
South Korea acted quickly.
Krusti "NoBody Home" the Gnome has a new puppy stew fast food recipe. For school lunches. Havearant.
Always truth and reality are the opposite of what IT the TMonster says...exceterah rah bah, when he just spins delusional nonsense...talk about POOR TASTE....IT LIKES the sound and content of the Zounds! that come out of ITS mouth, or when IT is just bragging about crimes and Miss De GropeHers treasons du jour, etcetera.
Love how the new ultimate dumbette bimbette Barbiearous spokes-creature, "As far as..." with no referent of non physicality; generally, "....is concerned..." Or, like, just how unjustly far will IT go.
>>>> SUGGESTED. Instead of not speaking the Deadlier bigliest blabberiester babliested blubber-minded UnFunny BeetleJuicer's name~~~foul dwimmerlaiky Name of the Morgul Speech, gollum >>> JUST CALL him 'IT', the Sewer Swamp Creature, etcet. Birther certificate clearly failed to specify sex, species, sez cold looded, reptioid, insectoid, toadoid parasitic Cthulhu incuboid, mirror neuron deficient, agenesis of cerebral cortical functioning...stuc in preinfantile sensorimotor stage....idea and object IMpermanence, in residence. YIPES. Etcet.
DimAlt 'The John' HeVantKaka the Trampoopinator will LOVE to hear of himself in the third person IMpersonal.... Sauron's master, Morgoth, would be pleased. Remember the spokes-slime whose only name was the Mouth of Sauron??
That was a blip fixed by the democratic functions of their government. We got 4 more years of this shit. Best I can say, buckle up, we've been here before. @@FilmArtPhoto
Executive orders, no input or direction from congress or the senate "even though they are in a majority" Immunity means even at best he can't be impeached. I'd say screwed has taken on a whole new meaning for citizens of the US. Other than late night talk shows for humour I have/delete any subscriptions or suggestions. 8 days in and there is no end... clearly this is the beginning is there anyone or any country which isn't already aggrieved. I said in 2015 this wouldn't end well... and 9 years later it seems almost like just the beginning. I've already unsubscribed to any of his oligarchs, my dollar is not going to be in support of anarchy!.
Not under the dictatorship of our Supreme Court who throws out constitutional amendments at their own whim, and tells Trump he's a dictator and can do anything he wants including murder political opponents. As precedent, the Court used the constitution of Russia.
Bless all those people that still believe this is only 4 years
Game over, man! Game over!!!
Really!
@@teamzissou5663such a good movie :)
Enrique Tarrio fresh off his pardon, told Alex Jones they need to use the next 4 years to lock in the next 100 years
Exactly. They are absolute fools.
Sometimes the jokes flop but it seemed like every last one was a banger today. Thanks Colbert & Team ❤
💯!
Another radical left bot account. Man these guys must be spending the last bit of their dwindling profit to keep these comments flowing.
I love our late night hosts/comedians, especially lately, they make me laugh, after a whole day of sadness, frustration and anger..
Have no fear! The majority of informed Americans are ECSTATIC. 😂
@@jasonbennett5914 1st - who the frik is scared, LOL, and 2nd - please tell me a FACT based reason why you're "ECSTATIC" - and not any half-truths or "alternative facts" reasons either - I already know why you're so "informed" - "gimme a joke" - I mean, break!
@ do yourself a favor and seek objective, alternate news sources
@ I thought so - you're all the same - If I had a nickel for every time a magat could not give me an answer based on facts, I'd probably have about 5,000 dollars - 7k if I included all the "whatabout" answers I get - So no Jason, do yourself a favor and try to answer the question that I asked - I mean, what's the problem - you made a statement about YOUR feelings, why would I have to go find other news, to tell me why you're ecstatic and why is that doing a favor to myself????...
@@Kristy78-GenXer Well, at least the Laken Hope Riley Act had some constructive input.
Department of Just Us.
Or Just Ice!
Just Him@@canopusstar5157
This is how the French Revolution started.
"Day one never ends" is what I've been saying since that interview with Sean Hannity.
I'm recently laid off... Thank you, Trump. 😡 Stupid tariffs.
I miss Biden. He might be old, but damn. He was a way better President.
Biden is a much better person.
One of the best way to tell how serious a government is is by how much they stay out of the news cycle.
History will not forgive Biden for what happened to Palestine. Sadly his eff up has nearly erased whatever good he did. It was a bad eff up.
@@ktom5262how hard is that ?
Biden is a war criminal. His arming & funding the DELIBERATE mass murder of the children of Gaza is EVIL. Trump is evil, too. But 2 wrongs don't make a right. We, the bottom HALF of America, know how badly our standard of living plummeted under Biden/Harris. Thus, War Criminal Biden deserves no praise from you or anybody else.
The horrors persist but so do we...for now.
Thanks Stephen...for the needed laughs of course, but also for making viewers aware of each day's key Trump travesties. Many people can't stomach the direct news version.
How can ANYBODY not be aware of T:s severe mental disability. WE ALL SAW IT FOR FOUR WHOLE YEARS.
What's worse is; it's not even his fault, it is the fault of the majority of mentally deficient american voters that WILL STILL EXIST FOR AT LEAST HALF A CENTURY TO COME. You are irrevocably screwed if you stay in america. Move out while you can, passports will be confiscated SOON.
I , too am so grateful.
Great work! Loved the 'Vambiguous'!!
Without Stephen, I couldn’t stomach the current news cycle.
And Jimmy Kimmel
Same.
Stephen Colbert and Josh Johnson
… uh, this isn’t news. This is entertainment. Read bills on government websites, watch the stock market, trust but verify market reporting. This is good for a few laughs, but people taking this commentary seriously is the reason the Democratic Party is having an identity crisis right now.
It's probably the worst It's ever been except for 9-11.
Felon 47, he’s living up to the joke
What joke?
What’s the difference between Ukraine and the Republican Party? Ukraine defends their capital. 😉
Like 👍🏾
I'm 75 years old, and I just realized that my teacher was saving my life, when she asked me to help clean the erasers.
Thank you, Mrs. Moon, Mrs. Zehah, and Mrs. Sherrod.
(of course, I remember their names. )
That Leghorn Foghorn bit had me chocking on my coffee. Well done. 👏 👏👏
Now, I say, It's actually Foghorn Leghorn, I say, but yes, quite a good usage of the Looney Tunes.
Are you 80 with the worst sense of humor ever?
This is unbelievable scary
I think about this Everytime I see a church. All that brainwashing has finally been used to justify this insanity.
They thrive off of your need for security. The government uses it against you. They always have and they always will.
Scared shitless. Foodstamps poor
😂 Get use to it Libbie!! 🇺🇸🙏🏻
@buildingsfunnels5867 grow up, trumpie. I cannot understand how it is more important to "people" like you to "own the libs" than have sound, fiscally responsible and law-abiding governance. Sadly, you too will go on the chopping block, but you will not see it coming. You deserve it.
No surprise that the felon is doing more illegal crap. He should have been put in prison.
Exactly. WHY is everyone so afraid of that very senile orange trash ???????
He wasn't put in prison because he didn't commit any crimes. It was a smear campaign. They wanted him bad, so if he had committed crimes, he would have definitely gone to prison. His judge even supported the Biden admin and he still didn't go. Now let's look at Biden and his support of Ukrainians dying to the last man all while using our tax money instead of calling for a diplomatic solution to the war. Egg prices are what they are along with everything else because Biden was using our money and supposedly sending it to Ukraine, likely laundering it in reality. You are absurdly delusional.
No kidding!
Too bad that "I don't want to cause panic - frankly, I don't have the energy" flew under the radar, what an amazing motto 😀
Special project…. Putin also calls war on Ukraine “ Special operation”
So much for lowering egg prices.
Trump is too chicken to do anything about it.
@@andrewalderman9489 If he were actually a chicken, he'd be useful. We could use the eggs.
Except of course, he would be a capon. A lot of strutting, no eggs.
no president can simply lower the price of most products...it's called supply and demand
@@malcolmxxx86 That's not what Republicans told me before the election.
Republicans ran on high prices were Joe Biden's fault.
And Donald Trump "could fix them on DAY ONE!"
Fine, it's day eight. When does he stop golfing and start working?
😂😂😂😂😂 climb baby climb
Trump voters believe TRUMP will not end their health insurance (MEDICAID) 😂 and leave them without medical treatments.
If we call Trump voters "stupid" , they get offended. 🤣
Is USA too poor to give their citizens free universal healthcare like all civilized countries have?
I only feel sorry for their children.
@@dianevanweelie5233 I feel sorry for all Yanks because you don't have free universal healthcare. Healthcare bills is the number one cause of bankruptcy in USA. It's why we live longer and have lower infant and maternal mortality rates etc. You ranks behind some 3rd world countries.
It’s all part of the algorithm in their social media and podcasts. They get the same lies over and over and can’t discern the truth from lies that these algorithms keep feed them. They are not bad people they’ve just been brain-washed by monetized conspiracy theories from Fox News and right-wing authoritarian organized disinformation
Tragic for them and the World😂😂😂😂😂😂
Some are being deported with "I love Trump!"
Shirts on!
They thought it would protect them !
(Despite having names like Torres and vinsky!)
Trumps enemies!
The cake has to be vegan. You can't afford the eggs, eh! 🇨🇦
What eggs? Given how many egg laying flocks are being affected by avian flu and the fact that the virus has supposedly hit the facilities were chicks are raised for egg laying purposes.
@@lisachao5304 ok, that was funny
Funny real funny 51st state to be.
No seriously that was my first thought too & I'd recommend building a wall.
We're getting desperate down here.
If it wasn't for my fibromyalgia saying you can't handle Oklahoma's cold so don't even think of trying to move to Canada I'd be considering it.
But this might be a time to consider an illicit eggs by mail business for Canadians.
I'm just thankful I don't normally eat or use eggs much & that my friends eggmakers hasn't gone up in price yet. Although it probably will.
Guess it's time to research egg substitutes or buy some powdered eggs before they go up in price too.
We can't even eat vegan--we've been deporting all the people who came here to pick the produce!
@@NirrrinaFrom a vegan--chia or flaxseed soaked in water for about 15-30 minutes.
“ I told you so” offers no consolation. They told us what they were going to do, apparently this country is stupid enough to deserve this.
The Canadians are our good neighbors to the north from where I live .👍💪❤️
Are you upstate New York??
If you could warmup the winters be happy to move there
@audreysacharkiewicz1704 I'm 40 minutes away from Canada. Upstate NY. Canada is a beautiful country FDT leave it alone. The people are wonderful. My aunt was Canadian so I went there often. I'd move tomorrow if I had the money
@@Buffykc62 Campaign to have your state amalgamate with Canada.
Canada with the North East Seaboard plus Washington, Oregon and California will be a wonderful entity.
@ArtyFactual_Intelligence actually I'm not there right now. I'm on florida yuck
Best thing about this week... Adding "Bon Appetaint" to my vernacular... Thank You, Stephen and LSSC Crew!
I've never clicked on something so fast. I don't do drugs so this is the closest thing I have, and I really need it right now.
Today's a good day to start.....
Can I recommend a nice mint tea? No side effects, water is good for you, and it gives you something to grip with both hands while you look around at America in horror.
Day One never ends with Donald Trump.
MAGA - Make Attorneys Get Attorneys
Morons Are Grifted Again
Per MTN😊
@@bobgreenwald8715 Morons Are Grifted Again
MAGA - My Attorney Got Arrested
M orons Are Grifted Again
How the absolute hell is THIS the world I’m gonna be an adult in??
I dont want to be an adult in this either. I am so sorry this is what it came to
And you are smarter than everyone in Congress right now. Sending love and hugs! ❤ 🤗
I was apologizing to my oldest earlier 😞 I never could've guessed this was going to be the world he'd be growing up into
@Chimerapulse Same! 🥺😔
read a history book -- we've always had an absurd world to adult in
I don't understand why anyone is surprised by what DT is doing he said what he would do once in office. People listen to half and ignore the other half. Play stupid game win stupid price.
Absolutely.
77 million rubes just got conned. Unfortunately we’re all going down with the ship, the most vulnerable first.
Id be upset if he wasnt doing these things
@@ArenaRat-xd8fubot
@@pysvtfa4 lol good one
I was a part of the audience for this episode. The crew + staff were so awesome. Thank you!
Leaks coming out about Trump working together with shareholders involved with Qardun
Oh no say it’s not so
Nothing this human does shocks me anymore
I don't not trust anything of Ttump 2025, including QARDUN.
Eggs in the USA : 9$US -- In Canada : 2.99$CAD -- what a leader difference made.
Another good reason to become the 51st state!
So true!
Maybe Canada should make the US their territory so we poor Americans can at least afford eggs 🥚? 😢
Not everywhere. 4.49 for 18 eggs.
Do we have a shortage of chickens? 😂
can we eat the rich now?
Yippie!
Soon we'll have no choice
Go on then
Goodlier wordsmithing. Antilogic, law, science, reality, empathy, history, mirror neurons, sanity, stability, foresight, fore THOUGHT, consistency, honor and ethics.
Krusti "NoBody Home" the Gnome has a new puppy stew fast food recipe. For school lunches. Havearant.
Always truth and reality are the opposite of what IT the TMonster says...exceterah rah bah, when he just spins delusional nonsense...talk about POOR TASTE....IT LIKES the sound and content of the Zounds! that come out of ITS mouth, or when IT is just bragging about crimes and Miss De GropeHers treasons du jour, etcetera.
Love how the new ultimate dumbette bimbette Barbiearous spokes-creature, "As far as..." with no referent of non physicality; generally, "....is concerned..." Or, like, just how unjustly far will IT go.
>>>> SUGGESTED. Instead of not speaking the Deadlier bigliest blabberiester babliested blubber-minded UnFunny BeetleJuicer's name~~~foul dwimmerlaiky Name of the Morgul Speech, gollum >>> JUST CALL him 'IT', the Sewer Swamp Creature, etcet. Birther certificate clearly failed to specify sex, species, sez cold looded, reptioid, insectoid, toadoid parasitic Cthulhu incuboid, mirror neuron deficient, agenesis of cerebral cortical functioning...stuc in preinfantile sensorimotor stage....idea and object IMpermanence, in residence. YIPES. Etcet.
DimAlt 'The John' HeVantKaka the Trampoopinator will LOVE to hear of himself in the third person IMpersonal.... Sauron's master, Morgoth, would be pleased. Remember the spokes-slime whose only name was the Mouth of Sauron??
Table is being set
I rely on our hilarious talk show hosts monologues for the news. They tell the truth in a way that makes you laugh instead of cry. Thanks for always finding the funny. 😂😂😂😢
That monologue was terrible. Jokes were lame, and he has the worst trump impressions I've ever heard. I know ten hicks in my small town that could do a better impression.
"First they came for the Turducken... and I said nothing."
🤣
@@NewMessage Next they’ll come for the poodle stuffed sheep….
The inmates are running the asylum 😢
No that’s was the last four years
Never mind the inmates who reply to you; you're absolutely correct.
I was born in 1983 in California. What is an asylum?
Those judges who delayed sentencing and jail for trump should be the idiots fired.
Several clips surfacing about Bezos and Trump talking about $Qardun at the inaguration even with mike tyson 😂
Thanks Stephen for helping to keep it light. Because it has been a train wreck so far!
how dare Biden kill all those disease-ridden chickens
Clearly all their fault. What a twit.
He was a busy guy!
'chickens' is a wild way to spell 'Muslims'
You had to know they would find a way to blame Joe. lol
@@NoixNoir-gu4fdoh trump will be worse in that department.
America is now the world's funniest joke! Thank you, Presidunce Trump! Congrats America, you've gone from a super power to the most stupid power in 8 days!
Nah Russia is still out there
@techietisdead Trump has already out F headed Putin in 8 days!
So when all your asinine, dire predictions don’t come true (just like last time around), will you apologize and concede you’re wrong? Nope. Just like last time.
@@jasonbennett5914Donvict is already being laughed at world-wide for his performance at Davos.
Especially our education system after his bizarre executive order redefined men out of existence. Apparently nobody on staff took first term human bio/development or psychology.
On the tip of an avian flu endemic /pandemic we withdraw from the health organizations?
And preventing American expertise from contributing to global health.
@@lindaj5492 ... and preventing the USA from benefiting from the world's scientific expertise. If there are no updated flu vaccines expect an increase in hospitalizations and death in seniors and the immune compromised this fall.
So soon we won’t know if the eggs and chickens are infected with bird flu😂
Measles and Tuberculosis are hitting populations
@@gsburek4345 not just chickens - all fowl, dairy cows and even people
As a European 🇪🇺 Tell me America, are you satisfied with your purchase. You can't take it back to the shop for 4 years.
We love your show stephen colbert
Oh Stephen, you really are doing the Lord’s work. My sincerest gratitude for bringing some levity to this, I really needed it! ❤
“Nuts to butts…..”😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Oh I SO needed to LAUGH OUT LOUD! Killed it Stephen! Mahalo and Aloha from Maui!
This is clearly a radical left bot account. That monologue didn't deserve a slight chuckle let alone lol.
Thank you Stephen, you are truly needed now! And thank you, The Band - I could listen to you more! And more! And...
It's to bad for the decent people if Kansas. They are now suffering the ignorance and stupidity of MAGA sc.m.
I live here and am surrounded by the foil hat wearing morons.
Pretty sure most in Kansas are all ready MAGA
Who's that guy carrying the gas cans and box of matches ?
That's Trump.
And getting careless with it with the countries around him
Check out Anne Applebaum’s podcast “Autocracy in America.” Makes all of the crap today less surprising because it’s part of an “autocratic playbook.”
Department of just this Guy........😂 epic man
May be just this guy running the countryside
This just in, his name is Justin.
Trump has said he will put a 50% tariff on all chickens unless they start to lay more eggs and reduce their prices.
Biden wiped out millions - all planned. Just like California and Hawaii wildfires.
but then he realised he could just eat them to threaten them instead
@ He's so cunning..
People should just start camping out at Mar-a-Lago and any other place that Dump owns.
When Hoover,a repuglican, wouldn't help th First WW vets they camped out all around th D.C. area. It's a shame that I.C.E. Would make short work of that now. Hoover caused The Depression.
With Hegseth in charge of the military? Sounds like a way to get shot.
That's a great idea💡
Glad that this show is talking about the illegal firings. I’m afraid that too many Americans are not paying attention