There’s something so delightfully nihilistic about pouring a cup of coffee and saying, ‘Let’s not be ambitious today.’ It’s like, if Eeyore was a person😂 Loved it
@@randomuser6110 0:47 for the fries in the place of the coffee and 1:12 for drinking oil (just after he says "maybe oil works as well as water" --or something like that)
This is so much funnier for me as a Filipino. There's an added meme layer because there was this incident in the Philippines, where Jollibee(Filipino fast food) mistakenly served deep fried breaded kitchen towel instead of chicken XD.
It's occurred to me that the reason this works so well is because of all the people who would edit their videos with jump cuts like this, that now my brain thinks it's a valid format for a finished video.
It could be, it could be. Even Nile Red commented on Nile Green's videos. I have never seen a comment from James Hoffman in these... it really might be him trolling us.
Thanks, I have a very similar tea towel at home, yet I've never thought about deep frying it... maybe it's a sign to step out of my comfort zone for once.
Hames Joffmann, whoever you are, you are truly one of the most intelligent people when it comes to these sorts of edits. I have been on youtube for almost half of my life and never seen someone only put out quality videos.Thank you for spending your time doing this.
I never knew I needed James Hoffman YTPs in my life, but now I'm like Tom Scott discovering the joy of tea towel for the first time. I would gladly go for that again.
"Mlemly perplexed" Never seen mlem as an adverb before, good work Hames 😄 (tho the tongue is not outside of the mouth at any point so one could argue it's not a true mlem happening)
I subbed to you and forgot the channel existed. I really just watched that thinking it was a real James Hoffman video and that ground up, deep fried tea towel might have actually been edible, james ate it, and that it could make a decent sort of coffee replacement. Actual Whiplash
One day there will be a normal parody video like all the others, made you laugh a bit, you still hear the words mashing up here and there. And then you realized, James is in a jumper that he never wore before on the channel
There’s something so delightfully nihilistic about pouring a cup of coffee and saying, ‘Let’s not be ambitious today.’ It’s like, if Eeyore was a person😂 Loved it
This sounds about like a normal morning for me.
@@ddavidn I think that just means we're depressed
I just wrote a short story inspired by this, except it was tea, not coffee.
Lmao 🤣
"I am a bit confused. And that's called a first crack" What a summary of this channel.
This goes waaaay beyond just editing soundbytes together, what a beautiful little story about tea towels and oil
The “…or am I just thinking about fries now…” followed by fries being in his coffee bean dish at 0:46 was perfect
Oh damn these videos are even edited? I thought it's just cut together to sound funny, but holy dam that's amazing
Holy SHIT did I just watch a man drink oil???? The CGI budget is getting insane
Also he swapped the fried coffee for fried potatoes. The budget was great for this video.
Hames's best work yet
Huh, didn't notice that. Timestamp?
@@randomuser6110 0:47 for the fries in the place of the coffee and 1:12 for drinking oil (just after he says "maybe oil works as well as water" --or something like that)
It was the best gag. But I mean...pretty sure he "drank" yellow-colored water.
This is so much funnier for me as a Filipino.
There's an added meme layer because there was this incident in the Philippines, where Jollibee(Filipino fast food) mistakenly served deep fried breaded kitchen towel instead of chicken XD.
Is Hames actually Filipino, then??? 🤔
@@gabrieldias3479 Hames for Flip President
Oh dear, that's bad. But it would have been even worse if the customers couldn't tell the difference.
@@steprockmedia I looked for that news (it's from last year) and... They nearly couldn't tell the difference
If it was a clean towel, I'd try it.
Deep fry tea towel!!!😂😂😂 You are genius🤣
"mlemly perplexed" c'mon! That's pure genius
The subtitles are always a show of their own, but in this one they are simply amazing!
Your comment inspired me to watch with subtitles on...
[pleasantly surprised]
[LMAO]
... And I hope you have a great day!
@@edak1 I strongly recommend turning the subs on on every video! Have a great day too, fellow weird coffee person
I thought these were kinda 'meh' until I watched with subtitles on. SO GOOD.
Always have to watch twice forgetting to turn them on. They are great!
Thank you for the hint!
It's occurred to me that the reason this works so well is because of all the people who would edit their videos with jump cuts like this, that now my brain thinks it's a valid format for a finished video.
I'm not convinced this isn't James Hoffmann running the Hames Joffmann channel.
Embrace the mystery.
I think it is most likely James trolling us with Hames.
It could be, it could be. Even Nile Red commented on Nile Green's videos. I have never seen a comment from James Hoffman in these... it really might be him trolling us.
That drinking oil gag really got me!
It was the (buffering) subtitle that made me involuntarily spit out a mouthful of tea.
Same here (only it was soup for me)!
"I don't know what to do about that, but I'm gonna do my best... Yeah" is truly a mantra to live by.
Dude you the editing when he takes a sip around 1:30 and he says "It's good", I couldn't but laugh histerically after all his facial reactions
The editing on this is so masterful in its subtlety. Great work!
“Mlemly perplexed” is incredible
The Closed Captions alone are worth the video
"elaborative inhale with glottal stop"
amazing
Thanks, I have a very similar tea towel at home, yet I've never thought about deep frying it... maybe it's a sign to step out of my comfort zone for once.
I mean, if you want to loose a tooth, that's always an option.
the most unhelpful summary so far
I really hope Hames and James find a way to do a collab…although how it would be different than Hames’ normal videos i have no idea
James putting out an unhelpful video which can be cut so that it actually makes sense which will be uploaded by Hames
Hames writes the script and James just acts it out?
James recuts Hames edit
Ill bet a fiver on their are the same person
Hames Joffmann, whoever you are, you are truly one of the most intelligent people when it comes to these sorts of edits. I have been on youtube for almost half of my life and never seen someone only put out quality videos.Thank you for spending your time doing this.
OH MY GOD THE CHIPS IN THE BEAN HOLDER THATS SO WELL DONE
Turn on subtitles, they are amazing. Makes the whole thing twice as funny.
Damn putting the fries in was impressive. The quality is really going up. I may even trying frying my own tea towel now.
Masterclass in Unhelpfulness! Never disappoint
I love the running fried tea towel bit. Such a creative way to make it unhelpful.
This is your funniest work yet, especially the deep frying the tea towel and drinking straight up vegetable oil.
Literally cackling here. Thankyou for helping me embrace my Inner Crone and I hope you have a great day.
Inner Crones UNITE!!!
I was just thinking about how this managed to me make me cackle like a weirdo, particularly the "mlemly perplexed"
At half speed this is just a very drunk man observed by nondrunk people. Works on many layers. Well done, just like the towel.
1:17 sounds especially drunken at half speed.
Today on Hames Joffman we ask "What if you like the taste of filter paper?"
This may be one of the best ones so far :D The captions are always a nice touch!
I appreciate the captions showing the precise pronunciations of all the non-words.
The sheer effort put into this, jeez Hames. This probably took longer to edit than James' actual video.
"Im a bit confused, that's called first crack" fucking same dude.
I never knew I needed James Hoffman YTPs in my life, but now I'm like Tom Scott discovering the joy of tea towel for the first time. I would gladly go for that again.
I too have also always wanted to deep fry a tea towel. Thanks, Hames!
Now wait just a minute: James Hoffman uploads at just about the same time as Hames Joffman, I DETECT SHENANIGANS.
I've noticed that James has also some weird stuff going on in his subtitles...
This video made my freaking day! Best laughs of the week.
Maybe my favorite Hames Joffmann video so far.
This was amazing to see. Thank you for making this.
One of the few creators never failing to (first?) crack me up, thanks as always!
Your videos bring me so much joy Hames
This thing here.. this thing is pure art!
Oh Hames, you are too good! I was just giggling sillily through this whole thing.
This was another great video. Thank you Hames!
You know, I've always wanted to deep fry the kitchen towel too. And now you know.
I was not prepared for how good this was, especially with subtitles on
Brilliant as usual but I think these videos are actually getting better!
"doing his best" mate you outdid yourself on the subtitles on this one!
2 minutes of brilliance. Bravo!
Did....James Hoffman just make a TH-cam Poop? Oh my gosh, what is this world coming to, I freaking love this man so much....
i love An Unhelpful Summary, truly. ty.
The phonetic subtitles are such a treat!
I freaking love your subtitles!
This might be the best one yet! So smooth.
My head cannon is still that this is James' editor and James just lets them be free and mess around with the footage.
Some of your finest work yet! Bravo!!! XD
man, i was waiting for this one
The closed captions are easily the best thing about these :D
This is all I needed today for a good mood.
Mlemly perplexed is definitely going into my vocabulary. I kinda want that as a gif...
This is amazing Ty.
Loved the Buffering 😂
Yes!
(Doing his best) oh my!
The subtitle "Doing his best" probably appears in my life more often than I care to admit XD
watching this before seeing the original is a fucking experience
The subtitles make it even better, I'm glad I decided to turn them on.
This brings me a lot of joy
The editing in this video enhances the memes so much more xD
I never thought I would see a YTP of a guy talking about coffee, but here we are.
I was here originally watching JH videos but now I'm serially watching your experiments! Deep fried tea towel..try it in the name if science 🤣🤣
The closed captioning on these videos is absolutely the best
Thank you Hames!
I hope James sees this. It's spectacular.
In today’s episode Hames:
• Enjoys a cup of deep fried tea towel
• Dislikes french fries
• Drinks straight vegetable oil
I just wanna write an entire essay about the genius of Hames
best served with subtitles
You got me rolling. This is the channel we need to solve the problem of world peace.
this is my favourite thing on the internet for now, what a time to be alive
Oh man we're getting into the realm of video editing now
The subtitles. Pure gold.
Brilliant subtitle work
those CCs are delightful
Best yet!!
The captions are absolutely hilarious.
"Mlemly perplexed" Never seen mlem as an adverb before, good work Hames 😄 (tho the tongue is not outside of the mouth at any point so one could argue it's not a true mlem happening)
I'd I'b I'm
also, appreciate all the IPA in the captions. Definite choir vibes. :D
This is not the direction I expected from the original video, but it's brilliant.
These just get funnier and funnier 😂 I’m legit crying with laughter
the tea towel saga continues!
Honestly, best one yet
I subbed to you and forgot the channel existed. I really just watched that thinking it was a real James Hoffman video and that ground up, deep fried tea towel might have actually been edible, james ate it, and that it could make a decent sort of coffee replacement. Actual Whiplash
i feel like the production quality has gone up. keep it up!
Best one so far
The subtitles add a whole extra level to it
One day there will be a normal parody video like all the others, made you laugh a bit, you still hear the words mashing up here and there. And then you realized, James is in a jumper that he never wore before on the channel
Masterful!
You had me at (elaborative inhale with glottal stop)
Thank you!
The subtitles on the facial impressions were really amazing this time... laughed my @ss of