Every Country in Golarion Summarised | Pathfinder Lore

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  • What happens when the Guide becomes intoxicated on bloodeye coffee whilst consulting a map of Avistan? Time to find out! (Sorry for the Taldor slander.)
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    Chapters
    00:00 - Introduction
    01:14 - It's F*cking Cold
    01:38 - Vikings
    01:55 - Russian Narnia
    02:19 - Cavemen
    02:36 - Demons
    02:56 - F*ck Demons
    03:13 - Big F*cking Lake
    03:23 - Game of Thrones
    03:44 - Conan vs. Space Robots
    04:04 - Fantasy Transylvania
    04:28 - Scientology State
    04:45 - Elves
    04:57 - 🎶 Money, money, money 🎵
    05:14 - Centrists
    05:30 - The USSR
    05:44 - F*ck the USSR
    06:02 - Hobgoblins
    06:27 - Zombie Apocalypse
    06:48 - Uh Oh
    07:11 - WAAAGH!
    07:35 - Ruins of Crumbled Empire
    07:52 - Crumbled Empire (it got better)
    08:14 - Ow the Edge
    08:32 - Dragon Paradise
    08:54 - Antifa
    09:06 - Devil Fascist Empire
    09:24 - America! F*ck yeah!!
    09:40 - Camelot but sh*tty.
    10:00 - Vive la Révolution!
    10:17 - Build-a-Kingdom
    10:31 - Persia
    10:46 - Conclusion
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  • @theloretour
    @theloretour  11 หลายเดือนก่อน +49

    This is what happens when my Pathfinder session gets cancelled and I pour all my energy into editing overnight!

    • @ranty_fugue
      @ranty_fugue 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Am I right that the narrator’s comment about bloodeye coffee at the beginning was actually an authorial interjection? And that it might be better to say that you, the author, poured all the bloodeye coffee into you to pour all your energy into the video?

  • @AlexanderBaird
    @AlexanderBaird 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +32

    This feels like all of the quality you’d expect from a Lore Tour video with a healthy helping of “a crap guid to D&D” energy mixed in 😂

    • @theloretour
      @theloretour  11 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      Sometimes you need to take a step back and embrace the beautiful insanity of the world you inhabit

  • @scottlette
    @scottlette 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    That ridiculous map is still one I point my players to for a quick and crass summary of each national region.

    • @theloretour
      @theloretour  11 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Likewise. I credit it at least as much as I do the Core Rulebook for introducing me to Pathfinder.

    • @Bradysyoutuification
      @Bradysyoutuification 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Love the video! Where can I find that high detailed map?

    • @theloretour
      @theloretour  11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@Bradysyoutuification The 'proper' map I acquired from this Reddit post: www.reddit.com/r/Pathfinder_RPG/comments/cmz9n1/giant_map_of_golarion/. The satirical map is from this post: www.reddit.com/r/Pathfinder2e/comments/cmtcfs/inner_sea_map_explained_updated_to_2nd_edition/.

  • @the68th21
    @the68th21 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    8:48 Wow, Hermea sounds perfect! Absolutely nothing suspicious happening there.

    • @theloretour
      @theloretour  11 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      Say it with me: “There is no strife in Hermea.”

    • @CooperativeWaffles
      @CooperativeWaffles 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Those crispy humanoid shapes, umbrella, "items" showing up on the ⛱️ beach are nothing, nothing at all.

  • @atlasaurus11
    @atlasaurus11 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    I am simultaneously terrified and incredibly curious to know what further beautiful chaos happens if the Guide consumes a considerable amount of alcoholic beverage pre touring instead 👀 This video is actually stunning, I must rewatch immediately

  • @Karishet
    @Karishet 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    I love this! I already sent this video to my players as we're having a "Pathfinder Society" style campaign, adventuring around the continent and this will give them some insight into the places they visit!

  • @Alsritt
    @Alsritt 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    Look, I dearly love the Guide's slow, methodical, informative and friendly demeanor in every other video.
    But sleep deprived, caffeine-addled Guide had me COMPLETELY IN STITCHES the entire time, oh my god. It's not an always food, but more of the dry wit wouldn't go amiss

  • @Beriorn
    @Beriorn หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    The River Kingdoms are what happens when you turn the Holy Roman Empire into a state of anarcho-monarchism, then add a LOT of rivers.

  • @CooperativeWaffles
    @CooperativeWaffles 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Great overview.
    Once going, it seemed this lecture planned on touching on almost every piece of lore connected to Golarion
    Wow.

  • @cernunnos_lives
    @cernunnos_lives 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Looking at that map 😂
    Love your tour. It made the whole map interesting. And got me engaged.
    You definitely earned my subscription brother.

  • @bluenine85
    @bluenine85 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I picked up a bunch of Reaper Pathfinder minis recently and diving into the world while I paint them has been fantastic, thank you!

  • @Kriptini
    @Kriptini 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    This was good, but you missed the Five Kings Mountains!

  • @herkles5416
    @herkles5416 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    This is great and fun

  • @mattd7695
    @mattd7695 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Awesome summary video, your videos are always a treat. Your Absolam series has actually inspired me to run a game set in the City. Hope you keep making amazing content ❤

    • @theloretour
      @theloretour  11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      That’s humbling to hear! I hope the city treats you as kindly as it did me.

  • @Temeluchas
    @Temeluchas 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Ladies and gentlemen, that is what a high-quality shitpost looks like =)

    • @theloretour
      @theloretour  11 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Pathfinder lore is the Nidal to my Cheliax

  • @proffingers
    @proffingers 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Love this so much, thank you so much

  • @scottread2979
    @scottread2979 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    love this video!

  • @adelineesther17
    @adelineesther17 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    WOW, this is the content!!!

  • @halfbakedblake
    @halfbakedblake 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Entertaining and informative. Thank you citizen. Any chance you would do starfinder?

  • @TheFlyingP1g
    @TheFlyingP1g 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Do you think the level of knowledge conveyed here is what would be considered common knowledge for new adventures?

    • @TheFlyingP1g
      @TheFlyingP1g 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I’m wondering if it’s a level of detail safe for my hand outs

    • @TheFlyingP1g
      @TheFlyingP1g 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I think probably

    • @TheFlyingP1g
      @TheFlyingP1g 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      But I’m pretty new to this

    • @theloretour
      @theloretour  11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      I think it should be just fine for the most part. I doubt an average person would know all of these things at once, but nothing individually is too secretive. The only exceptions might be Hermea's not-an-evil-eugenics-program, and possibly the fraudulent religion that runs Razmiran. As an overview it should be just fine!

    • @braqqam
      @braqqam 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@theloretour Eventually, consider a "What is common knowledge in #Golarion...." (where #Golarion is replaced by a local or Adventure Path local.

  • @dirkradhammer6300
    @dirkradhammer6300 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Galt is my favorite; from the name, you think it's going to be Ayn Rand, but nope...it's Trotsky.

  • @rodrigosouza8471
    @rodrigosouza8471 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    could you please link the maps? including the islly one :P

  • @kylestanley7843
    @kylestanley7843 14 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Think you can do one of these for Tian Xia?

    • @theloretour
      @theloretour  14 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Definitely! This kind of video takes a lot longer than my usual ones, so I need to take my time with it. Still, expect to see one at some point!