Phil is ALREADY naturally clumsy, who thought it was a good idea to give him the ability to move around while completely unaware of his actual surroundings...?
My names dan howell and you can see my thigh. Why? I don't know but he's the guy with his flesh om show, what a hoe! Thats. Our. Dan (Sorry If some of this is wrong I'm basing it off memory)
It's confirmed yixing is a sheep um no army will never stop sorry BYE you can't stop us lol ur whole exisance is irrelevant and to dirty water- dw us armys stick up for each other lol
The thing I found funniest in this video was the fact that when Phil put down the egg, it landed on a piece of bacon, the bacon flipped and landed on the bell, serving the plate.
Dan: tries to redeem himself from all the things he did wrong in his old job Also dan: strokes the customer's face, burns hot dog wieners, throws a can at a customers face, throws hotdog wieners across the room, eats customer's chocolate bar, steals a monocle and a pair of glasses from the customers' faces
- flaps sexy robot magazine at manager - shoves burnt wiener in customer's face - throws a lighter across the room and almost burns the shop - pours ketchup all over the counter - counterfeits his change to make it more
Just Phil getting smacked in the face and Dan helping him start his journey into reconstructing his face into Zac Effron was a wild journey in itself and the game hasn't even started yet.
*when dan swears* haha *when phil swears* literally everyone, including people who dont know who he is: PHILLIP MICHAEL LESTER WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY????
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How the Phil flattened Christmas (ft. His butt)
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Phil: "don't hit me in the face! "
Dan: *hits him in the face*
*INSERT SURPRISED PIKACHU HERE*
shocked Pikachu face
It wasn’t even two minutes in 🤣
Phil: Please don't punch me in the fa-
Dan: *Immediately punches Phil in the face*
I’m in tears.
I JUST LAUGHED SO HARD
veggiedragon1000 WHATS THE TIME STAMP, I LOST IT
Miss Gvnn it’s between 1-2 mins I think
veggiedragon1000 XD I felt so bad for him
You know you're bad at your job when even the fire extinguisher is on fire
This comment needs more likes
Fireextinguisherisnotonfire
now we know dan isn’t a fire extinguisher
IT crowd anyone?
violets YAAAS
Phil: _”Please_ don’t punch me in the f-“
Dan: _sorry i can’t hear you over the sound of me punching you in the face_
k . r . c . Underrated
pfp!! geeeeee
k . r . c . OMG I LOVE YOUR PROFILE PIC!!!! GEESUS
@@jasmustdie. hey dude, I keep finding your comments
The automatic subtitles translated Gamingmas to Gaming mess which in this case is pretty accurate
One THOUSAND likes with no comments. What is this???
Ellen Leufstedt yeah haha
This is a
Gaming mess
Yep
ALSO THAT BACON JUMPSCARE THO
Ellen Leufstedt I Can Fly
Ellen Leufstedt it is accurate
Phil: Please don't punch me in the-
Dan: *punches Phil in the face*
Phil: *curses*
Dan: are you okay
You know it's serious when Phil swears
Here’s to the first official time Phil has sworn on the gaming Chanel
@@Kai.govender someone clearly hasnt been through the trauma that is badger simulator
Dan knew he done bad when Phil swears
almost 1k six years later 🥳
dan: *hears phil swear*
*seriously knows something is legitimately wrong*
ashley :p I know I think the whole world heard phil swear and it was so rare that the world shook because everyone was shookth
Everyone knows something is legitimately wrong when Phil swears.
if Phil swears, we all need to call 911, it is a legitimate problem
ashley :p Yeah, I heard the bleep and went: DAAAAAAAN!!!
ashley :p when??
dan: "phil, you need put it on the plate and ding the bell."
phil: "i'm gonna put your mum on the ding… and plate her up."
dan: ¿¿¿¿¿?
sanctusespiritus96 I can't stop watching that part.
Phil is ALREADY naturally clumsy, who thought it was a good idea to give him the ability to move around while completely unaware of his actual surroundings...?
Okay but the fact that Dan just smacked Phil in the face and Phil immediately forgave him, that is true friendship.
IKR
Or it could be love ;3
Or true love 😉
“friendship” *is triggered*
forget friendship i think phil said "fuck"
dan: *smacks phil in the face*
also dan: *knocks job cartridges in game over and apologises to them*
this guy
adriann k true
that's.
our.
dan.
My names dan howell and you can see my thigh. Why? I don't know but he's the guy with his flesh om show, what a hoe! Thats. Our. Dan
(Sorry If some of this is wrong I'm basing it off memory)
Says sorry to cartridges
*almost doesnt say sorry to Phil*
Also Phil dropped an f bomb
Phil falling on the presents is basically the equivalent to Dan falling off a chair
I procrastinate too much omg yes..... yes it is
*phil falls on gifts *
phil: this is a disaster
me: a disASSter amiright
i heard that in Esteban's voice
MichaelasMeow lmao
Phil: *Throwing tantrum*
Dan: "Oh! Oh, right! He's trashing the kitchen"
Phil: Please dont punch me in the--
Dan: *immediately punches Phil in the face*
*INSERT SURPRISED PIKACHU HERE*
If phil curses you know it’s serious.
Just a fan so a badger game
Just a fan Yeah
Ikr
Just a fan yah true
*yes*
dan’s payback for phil hitting him with the wii remote so many times
It's a PlayStation remote.
Yes
Phil: Please don't hit m-
Dan: *hits phil*
*beep*
What's the time stamp, I lost it😢😂
if this ain't a psychic connection
i don't know what is
666
58 seconds I cant belive in 58 seconds dan managed to hurt phil and did phil cuss
I would've *beeped* too. ouch
Dan: "Let's be calm..."
Phil: *having a mental breakdown over tea*
"Don't hit me in the face"
*hits him in the face*
“Please don’t punch me in the-“
*Dan IMMEDIATELY punches Phil in the face*
i wasn't ready and i inhaled an entire corn chip
Bad time to be drinking water. Actual tears
POOR PHIL
This is my legacy
I first thought Dan said fuck but it wasn't him because he was still talking calmly :p
Phil finally dropped the f-bomb!
Phil: Please don't punch with in the--
Dan: *punches Phil in the face*
Pinkie Marshmallow lol
I'm sure people commented the same thing before me haha
Pinkie Marshmallow I read this as it happened 😂
Dear god I laughed so hard my mom ran into my room to see what happened 😂😂😂
Pinkie Marshmallow HE LOOKED SO UPSET HE DID IT 😂
“They’re kind of destroyed but we still love them” I don’t know if that’s Dan describing the phandom or the phandom describing Dan and Phil
Both honestly.
@@tinkadureya3177 truth
:0
Yes, the answer is just y e s
That’s so true omg
THE WAY THAT PHIL LOWKEY DISSES DAN ABOUT HIS PREVIOUS JOB FAILURES HAS ALREADY MADE MY WHOLE 2018
BTS just slayed my whole existence. Armyy 💞💞
army x
+dirty water it's irrelevant pls stop x
it's confirmed yixing is a sheep it wasn’t just me but okay lmao
It's confirmed yixing is a sheep
um no army will never stop sorry BYE you can't stop us lol ur whole exisance is irrelevant and to dirty water- dw us armys stick up for each other lol
phil: "what would you enlarge if you had the chance dan?"
dan: *somehow gives phil a death glare even though he has a VR headset on*
:,D
Lauren Swizzle 😉
Wow friendship goals when Phil ends up making a joke after getting hit in the face
Nina B that's me and my friend tbh lol
Im a Ghost me too because I'm clumsy and accidentally hurt people quite often
How did Phil get hit on the one spot of his face he wasn’t covering?!? That’s talent right there.
Dan: -somewhat functional in retail cooking
Phol: *-burns everything within 5 seconds of starting, loses the bacon, blows up the moon*
dan: **looks at completely black bacon** okay it's v crispy
isla he’s trying so hard to be supportive i’m screaming
I love how when Dan was talking to Phil he was actually facing Phil even though he couldn't actually see him
IKR?? THERE ACTUALLY CONNECTED
Swap Au Tom and also how dan helped phil up after phil sat down on the presents, although we couldn't really see what happened because of the jumpcut
Bea You can tell where someone is sitting just from the direction of their voice...This isn't some magical thing. Anyone who isn't deaf can do this.
Bailey Knight let people enjoy things 😂❤️
Jessa Lehman I'll try 😂😂❤
"TAKE MY MEAT!" - Phil Lester 2k17
Errrmmmmm Ok…….
phil was harmed during the making of this video
And presents
He Protec
He Attack
Phil's Too Nice To Punch Dan Bakk
He was harmed physically and mentally
and he said the ‘f’ bomb
twenty one phans! At the Black Parade YEE Disco you heard it too?
Phil: _Please_ don't punch me in the -
Dan: *punches in the face*
autumnsophie *PHIL SWEARS*
Brian Torres well yeah hes 30 years old not 3
Jackie Ravenclaw PHIL IS 3 WYM
He tried to cover himself, oh how he failed XD
dan: hits phil after being asked not to
phil: squashes presents
Dan--"Ooh! He wants actual meat"
Phil--"STOP."
I love how they're really tall so everything is lower
so great
Yui Hirasawa omg that was my thought
Dan: smacks Phil in the face
Phil: I forgive you, but OMG
Aww😊
Don't forget " ow bleep" hmm phill
*spills drink*
"it's ok no one needs to know that happened”
literally me at my actual job 10/10 VR experience
me: life is really hard rn and idk what to do
me: oh wait
me: *eats exit burrito*
s v sammmmeee
SAAMMEE
Off topic I read “life” as “Phil” for some reason:/
An exit Burrito irl is just a regular burrito that was spiked with cyanide.
Phil: "please don't punch me in the face."
Dan: punches Phil in the face.
Kato Dawe *surprised pikachu face*
Phil: 😦
Watching Dan is incredibly calming
Watching Phil is stress inducing
Tbh it depends on the game. Dan with horror games is not calming. Funny, yes, but not exactly relaxing.
Izzy H in this game.
I've watched several people play this game, and never has anyone made it as visually stressful as Phil.
it's ironic because in other videos, dan is screaming and phil is telling him to calm down
"I'm gonna put your mum on the ding and plate her up." -Phil 2k17 *Dan looks at Phil with disappointment and disgust.*
and love
That was my favorite part xD
what's with their awful mum jokes all the time
zonzz I figure its the British equivalent of Yo Momma jokes
Autumn Vultao play* 😂
Phil may have set the entire kitchen on fire...but at least *Dan wasn't on fire*
Gte out of here
(Pls stay)
Did-
Did you just-
No.
Get out.
(Don't really)
Oh my god
Omg 😱 😆😆 that is wayyy too good
Hahahahahahaha puns
Haha
Ha
Ha..
Ha......
It took me a while to get the joke
Dan: tries to be optimistic about the presents being smashed
Dan 5 seconds later: nvm, it’s all ruined, there’s no way to fix this
Me with life
same tbh
Phil tried to defend himself and still gets hit. I feel so bad for laughing. 😂😭
Bloop Blooper did he just swear on that part? I NEED SOME CLARIFICATIONS
Timothy John Corpuz Y ES HE DID
I feel so bad for laughing but the slow motion killed me 😂😭
PHIL SWEARING WITHIN THE FIRST MINUTE SEEMS VERY TELLING OF HOW THIS VIDEO WILL GO
safiya lim when
WHEN
The legend 27 when he gets hit on the face it’s bleeped out tho ahah
TRUE
“All clear!” *smacks phil* IM CRYING 😂😂
SO MUCH DRAMA IN THE FIRST MINUTE!!!! Phil swears and gets hit in the face
join the dark side phil
I rewatched it and FUCK
Amazingsofiaisnotonfire !
I know
Amazingsofiaisnotonfire !
WHY DID HE SWEARRRR
Logic/ Logan
it’s a natural reaction to being smacked in the face?? Lmao
a moment of silence please for the death of christmas.
Not even one minute in and phil has already received a smack in the face
I was about to write that lol
I laughed too hard omg
Lol + lmao
did he curse after dan hit him?
Dan offically whipped out a ray of sunshine
It's really funny watching this video right after Mark's. Dan and Phil are so much taller it's an entirely different view.
Yep XD
Oml someone else pointed it out- and hello other gianna lol
True
😂😂😂 so true
Ikr
The thing I found funniest in this video was the fact that when Phil put down the egg, it landed on a piece of bacon, the bacon flipped and landed on the bell, serving the plate.
Blueroses152 lol
Blueroses152 I noticed that as well and I couldn’t stop laughing 😂
That was literally the best thing ever
Phanic! at the Black Parade I love your username so much.
Someone put the time for this😂
We wish you a flattened Christmas
We wish you a flattened Christmas
We wish you a flattened Christmas
'Cause of Phil's rear
Dark EeveeXx this is genius
:)
Dark EeveeXx your amazing
cause of phils read end**
"Cause of Phil Lester's Rear!"
A ray of sunshine was hit during this video
Our poor smol bean ),:
Dan : * hears phil cuss *
Dan: * knows something's wrong immediately *
well
he did smack him in the face
whacking something with your hand would be a good indicator too
Yup
I feel physically embarrassed from Dan eating that robots chocolate bar
Erin Morrison Same 😂
Crafts by Creme وصال حق
"What would you enlarge if given the chance Dan?"
THANKS FOR MAKING ME CHOKE ON MY MOUNTAIN DEW PHIL!
😂😂😂
AshDani WOULDJA?
It's okay...
I choked on my grilled cheese
AshDani I CHOKED ON SOUP
Get your mountain dew shrek water outta here (lmao)
Dan: *working in the store* have a nice day sir!
Then there's Phil xD
Phil: *burning everything with one piece of bacon*
Mysterious_something Dinooo legit my life story
First Dan punches Phil
Then Phil "ruins Xmas" by smashing the presents with his butt
A day in the life of Dan and Phil everyone... xD
i sometimes forget that dan and phil are giants
okaystephiie I always imagine them as 5ft goblins
same
WHY ARE THEY SO TALL
ikr
why is dan so sassy the closer christmas gets
I noticed that too.
he protecc
he attacc
but most of all
he wants his presents bacc
That's his festive spirit
Cuz he's a bitch
PHIL IS SUCH A SWEETHEART HE DIDN'T EVEN GET IN A BAD MOOD AFTER THAT LMAOOO
“I’m gonna put ur mum on the ding and play her up” - Phillip Micheal Lester 2017
*plate
Dan: :0
"Don't smack me in the face-!"
POW!!!!
Dan: tries to redeem himself from all the things he did wrong in his old job
Also dan: strokes the customer's face, burns hot dog wieners, throws a can at a customers face, throws hotdog wieners across the room, eats customer's chocolate bar, steals a monocle and a pair of glasses from the customers' faces
He also fingered the robot but we'll leave that out 😂
- flaps sexy robot magazine at manager
- shoves burnt wiener in customer's face
- throws a lighter across the room and almost burns the shop
- pours ketchup all over the counter
- counterfeits his change to make it more
Good thing he didn’t make it to the part where some kids ask to buy fireworks.
"Theyre destoyed but we still love them"
*What I think about Dan and Phil every day*
Phil: *swear*
Dan: *knows something is seriously wrong and takes of VR set* Are you okay?
"They're kinda destroyed but we still love them" the Phandom
so much same
HE JUST SLAPPED PHIL IM DYING 😂
literally a minute in and dan already hit phil in the face
i’m not even surprised
Did anyone noticed how Daniel said, "Christmas isn't for every family" Daniel confirmed they are a family yayyy
the look of concern when dan realized what he did
He ate an exit burrito
a.... female exit burrito
Bella Curcio stoppp
WiLL tHis eVeR sToP
666 likes nice
The pureness that is Dan's concern for Phil gives me life
Phil got bleeped
He really is getting coal for Christmas
_vanhowell_ lol yes
i would jumbo size my self esteem but you can't jumbo size what doesn't exist :/
Fucking MOOD
honestly same
100 x 0 is still 0 :(
Whole mood
same for my happiness
how on earth did phil manage to hurt himself multiple times during the duration of this video
Dan's not on fire but Phil's kitchen sure is
Dan: *can’t even see Phil*
Dan: *stares at Phil*
221bholmie lol he always knows where Phil is.. *A L W A Y S*
ಠ_ಠ IM ALICE!! OKAY!? XD It’s part of what makes him such a good stalker
greeneyesmetblack exactly
221bholmie that’s our boi
221bholmie it’s magical
"Sit down on the naughty step"
When your boss tells you to show up to work more
"You didn't say *where* "
How to get fired 101
"It's minimum wage. I don't care about being anything else than acceptable"
As a person who works in merchandise and register, I relate
Angelic Melody same
Dad...?
Just Phil getting smacked in the face and Dan helping him start his journey into reconstructing his face into Zac Effron was a wild journey in itself and the game hasn't even started yet.
yoursenpaii
And in less then a week there will be a fanfiction about it
*when dan swears*
haha
*when phil swears*
literally everyone, including people who dont know who he is: PHILLIP MICHAEL LESTER WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY????
The smashed presents are a metaphor for this channel. Wonderful, but still kinda messed up. And we love it anyway.
oH
oh.
Phil even eats the ingredients he needs in virtual reality 😂😂
Kaylyn Copeland this should be pinned
Kaylyn Copeland it really should
Dan: *wears headset, cant see anything around him*
Also Dan: *looks at phil when he talks*
Sassy Dil ever heard of,,,,,,,, ears
Ik but....nvm
It reminds me of old younows when dan would look at phil when talking to fans XD so sweet
Sassy Dil they just have a bond
good boi with good manners
Phil: PLEASE DONT HIT ME IN THE FAC-
Dan: *smacks him in the face immediately*
Erin Lucas haha poor phil
I can instantly see the "oh shit" in Dan's face through the vr after he hit Phil
Tyler Jensen OMFG
"What would you enlarge if given the chance dan? 😏" - Phil Lester 2017
Phil has been through a lot in this video
The Whisker Whisperer your comment made me literally lol
The Whisker Whisperer I love your username :) also, Phil was def having a bad day
The Whisker Whisperer so much abuse lmao
Cuz you had a bad day starts playing
when Dan put his hands on phils shoulders when he crushed the presents :) aw
14:40 has been screenshot
@@pettinger4410 14:39* m8
I love how we all collectively agree and support this and the antis haven't attacked this yet
And the fricking jumpcut there
aw
He protec
He attac
But most importantly...
He gave Phil a smac
Boi you did I wrong
Smac*
Dan smac
Dan attac
But Phil to sweet
to hit dan bac
Well thanks for the likes but I was just trying to fix the original comment lol
It's amazing besides the fact that you said "smack". It's smac.
TatoTheTato 6164: 😂
Yes throw the flaming egg across the restaurant casually
i got an ad for therapy during this
no one likes the opening band I think we all need therapy
I got an ad for a website that gets you a job.
i got an ad promoting a drag queen
I got an ad for tea
TH-cam low-key telling you that you have problems
*I know TH-cam why do you think I've been watching you for 12 hours*
WAIT AT 14:40 AFTER PHIL FALLS, THE CAPTIONS START SAYING “IN THE ARRRRMMMMSSS OF THE ANGELLLLLSSS” (bc rip to the presents) lmao 😂
When he falls it says "Phil's Adorable"
Dan: Christmas may not be prefect for every family
Me: Yes Dan, yes you are indeed a family
LITERALLY THE FIRST THING THAT CAME ACROSS MY MIND
I legit wanted to cry though when Phil got hit 😂
i'M cRyInG rIgHt NoW wTf
Aww, Dan shaking his controllers because he was excited the robot wanted a slushie was adorable