*Ranboo in the dsmp: very high-quality and professional actor* *Ranboo in the origin smp when they’re doing a bit: i guess I’ll go mine this tree then*
“Little Yucky Funky Boy” “ Little Slippery Sludgy Son” “Tiny Whiney Grimey Lad” Sounds like the most dysfunctional family of dwarves I’ve ever heard of
@@OffBrandPluto yea, thats the point, if its popular that means lots of people do it that means its mostly unoriginal. it became unfunny to me after the, like, 3rd alternate title comment in a row
Charlie and ranboo summing up America's past is basically when you haven't been paying attention in history class and you're asked to summarize what the teacher has been saying
@@okbud2332 Yeah other than Schlatt (who's dead in the DSMP), Karl, and Quackity, I don't think there's anyone else in common. There are a lot of people in EpicSMP that DSMP is friends with though. Either way, Charlie's great and I love seeing him join so many groups.
@@Jeonginberry”weird vibes” is a justification a lot of people used to falsely brand him as guilty. Saying it’s hard to watch the DSMP just because of your preconceived weird feelings is just outright disrespectful towards him man. He’s still a person, even if the vast majority of the internet has decided not to treat him like one.
“you cant suck out my soul now, British boy” I CANNOT PLEASE THE FACT THAT THE STUDENTS AT HOGWARTS WERE *NOT* AMERICAN WHICH MEANS THE DEMENTORS BEING IN THE AREA AND AROUND THE ACCENTS PROBABLY WERE BRITISH
When Charlie said ''I feel like I need a better education system.'' and neither Ranboo or Wilbur laughed, I was like, oh man the inside joke... oh man the goddamn inside joke
One does not realize how much of a joke the American education system is unless you’ve learned how bad it is from someone else or you have successfully lived through it and realized that you’ve learned nothing important and had propaganda shoved down your throat
Because most of history taught is about America. People didn't understand that my comment was about just the American education system so I'm telling people so they don't make more comments about me being an idiot and saying America isn't the only place in the world blah blah blah.
ever since you detached florida from minecraft america, ive been feeling my entire state move ever so slightly. slime man why have to sped the actions of climate
@@miscspice wow, the cliche tumblr passive-aggresive "sweetheart", im quaking in my boots rn, you destroyed me, i will never call something that was repeated 2000~ times unoriginal
"I'm gonna fill it with things that make me sad" *sees Ghostbur* "Actually, this is good!" What a way to Insult a friend in a funny way that'll probably make them laugh XD
Dear Charlie, You’ve once again embedded yourself in my subconscious. In my most recent dream me and you were walking through a church that I used to attend. You also had the power to bring people back to life which you only ever used to once to try and bring Jesus back from the dead. As we were walking through this church you were trying to convince me that God was not real and how “if he was real he would’ve killed me a long time ago”. This time there was no funny pun but there was a moment where we walking into the pastors room and I began talking to my old pastor but then out of nowhere you said “this place smells like ass.” And flipped the poor mans desk. You also threw a Bible at a small child. Love, God.
The "thanks for being transparent about it" and "I still think you're a solid guy" are my favorite lines from this whole stream😂😂 And Charlie and Ranboo playing through the whole history of America was iconic 😂
Wilbur is DESPERATELY just trying to get Charlie to build a house throughout the entire video LMAO
Ikr that's what he is doing to everyone on the server XD
1.4K likes..1 reply
3rd reply
4th reply
He's a phantom, he'll have to kill Charlie if he doesn't sleep in a bed in his house soon
You left out the best quote from the stream:
Wilbur: “I’m from a different country”
Charlie: “why”
Ranboo: “I mean, he raises a good point.”
When?
@Clayking 101 A man of culture I see,
Memento Mori
@@galaxiee377 I ruined the 69 likes
@@Cheekydragon04 memento mori
*"I have been reduced, I have been reused and I am about to be recycled"*
-Slmccl
That sentence is gold
1k likes and only 1 comment
ll th vwls h v bn sd
How
How did you get about 1K likes from a quote
*Ranboo in the dsmp: very high-quality and professional actor*
*Ranboo in the origin smp when they’re doing a bit: i guess I’ll go mine this tree then*
lol
Ranboo in DSMP: *_Good. acting._*
Ranboo in this server: *American history take it or leave it.*
@@rainwunk 😭😭
Ranboo in dsmp: *high-quality actor very seious and complicated lore*
Ranboo on origin smp: *water bad i no touch*
@@rainwunk LMAO 😭
“Papa, I must go back to the water cycle”
8:57 7:46
“Little Yucky Funky Boy”
“ Little Slippery Sludgy Son”
“Tiny Whiney Grimey Lad”
Sounds like the most dysfunctional family of dwarves I’ve ever heard of
You Described my Friends Family
@@randomyoutubecommenter2787 cease
@@randomyoutubecommenter2787 close thy eating hole
@@randomyoutubecommenter2787 you have appeared agin to ruin my day this really isn’t going to work dude you don’t even have any content
@@randomyoutubecommenter2787 your name should be “bye” because you wil cease to exist in a few days
Ranboo and Slimecicle: *talking about American history accidentally makes a mini U.S. in the process*
that is how the us was made, by a proud father with his smoll slime boy
@@UnkownWonders that is the American dream
@Potato Pototo no he's from Afghanistan how did you not know this m8
And that kids, is how Server War One was started.
@Potato Pototo ehhhhhh, he’s Floridian
Slmccl:"i have been reduced, i have been reused, and now im about to be recycled"
Ranboo:"NO the three step process"
-Slmccl & Ranboo 2021
XD
"We should make a house with many 1-block-tall holes."
So basically, one of those hamster houses with all the small tubes and stuff.
Drdugufte lu ta uh orakotspaezew dx 1-3k m Rivera
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true dat
Charlie in complete seriousness saying “I feel like I need a better education system” when talking about the history of America is a bit too real
( *Too* )
HEHE VERY FUNNY JOKE THAT IS FUNNY HAHA
@@kathfluharty ok, I fixed it. You happy?
@@kathfluharty you are the definition of a grammar and spelling nazi
sad but accurate
it hits just a tid bit too hard lmfao
Alternate title: Slime boy speedruns American history with tall boy
wow another alternate title comment how original
@@OffBrandPluto doesnt mean its not fucking dumb and literally a like farm
@@OffBrandPluto yea, thats the point, if its popular that means lots of people do it that means its mostly unoriginal. it became unfunny to me after the, like, 3rd alternate title comment in a row
@@theforbiddensauce says the man who has a mii skin
@@theforbiddensauce no need to be a party pooper.
18:27 Dude ranboo can literally be the voice for those types of games!
The original plot of *Reincarnated as a Slime* was wild dude.
Amazing
True
*COCA* *COLA*
I hold so much respect for these comments
👌
“*inhale* my brand.” - Charlie, morph mod video
I think about that quote at least hourly
Omg yes*
I was just about to comment that lol
@@randomyoutubecommenter2787 my mums already dead asswipe
ranboos voice was so good when he did the “press Q to play again” bit of the vid
He could really voice a game
What was the time ?
O wait that’s so cool 18:28
@@Kiro-f6q G
@@starshapedsprinkles YES!
20:18 This entire thing feels ao nostalgic, but is also probably an accurate representation of what hell is like.
The nature of society is that you put Wilbur Soot on a minecraft server for long enough and eventually the American Revolution happens.
it happens every time.
Every single time
EVERY. SINGLE. SLIME.
*E V E R Y. S I N G L E. T I M E.*
Or he make some kind of cult its actually concerning
"let's start a civil war before wilbur comes back"
oh
oh no
*o h n o*
They really said they dont want the british huh
Oh no
Oh no
Oh no no no no no
L’manberg vibes
My l’manb- SORRYR UHHHH
@@fkulittleshvt *what*
Charlie and Ranboo speedrunning American history feels like a badly made school project they're presenting
dkjsadhkjad this is so accurate
Just creat tnt
I would rather watch them then the school presentation XD
hey konumbra
@@eoinokelly5033 are u stalking me?
ranboo and charlie explained everything i learned in my 8th grade year in a couple minutes.
Ikr
Ranboo and Charlie just summed up 9 years of my schools history classes in 3 minutes
So sad that they didnt teach ww1 and ww2, if they did i would get straight A’s every history exam
I don't get it
Professor Slimecicle
LMAO
HAHAAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I feel it though
Charlie and ranboo summing up America's past is basically when you haven't been paying attention in history class and you're asked to summarize what the teacher has been saying
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Isn’t this the third SMP he’s announced he had joined recently , and all 3 of them basically having the same people.
Epic smp doesnt rlly have the same people
@@okbud2332 Yeah other than Schlatt (who's dead in the DSMP), Karl, and Quackity, I don't think there's anyone else in common. There are a lot of people in EpicSMP that DSMP is friends with though. Either way, Charlie's great and I love seeing him join so many groups.
Yeah. But he doesnt upload the 2 episode of them SMPs...im still waiting
@@starthegame1701 ah yea
i think the only other person in all three is schlatt
charlie: "i am going to fill it with things that make me feel sad"
wilbur: "like what?"
tubbo: "decapitated pets"
I like how everyone chooses their ability according to their skin and preference except tommy who just became vegan
he’s a vegetarian, not a vegan.
he can still eat dairy
And he can fall slower lmao
He did that so the 56 year old woman would stop making tiktoks about him
THAT VEGAN TEACHER GOT TO HIM? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
@@randomyoutubecommenter2787 jokes on you, your mom is my mom
Ranboo has so much lore:
• Angsty DSMP lore
• Charlie being his son
• Tubbo being his husband
Are any of these related? I don’t know!
Platonically husband
charlie's other dad, is TUBBO? (DSMP lore not irl)
Ahahhahahah
I made *666* likes
Adopted zombies pigman in dsmp with Tubbo
How dare they violate god's laws and create such a demonic hybrid-thing.
This is truly *_slime-sickening._*
*YES*
Truly disgusting that some "people" would do such a thing.
Truly disgusting that some “people” would do this horrible thing
Why do some people see through my logic
Truly disgusting that people would like to “become” this horrendous thing
8:09
*casually bounces past Fragranceman’s grave*
Charlie is canonically a slave owner, gold miner, revolutionary, a southerner, and confederate soldier
Expansionist, Railroad Worker, Conquerer*
And a History Teacher
god bless.
As someone who lives in Alabama. The answer is yea
A follower of the new god. jschlatt.
This is one of the funniest Minecraft mods ever, someone should make a series on that
Yeah, it would be really cool
(also can’t wait for someone to get woooshed)
Only if
Big boi
What’s this a reference to?
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Ranboo: *gives slime a lead to take his own lead*
Me: daaaawww
Also me: *remembers what leads are made of*
W A I T
Did haha tbh
Good one
deadass feel weird trying to watch this because of Wilbur
fr (I’m trying to rewatch techno’s dsmp videos but it’s so hard to watch them because of Wilbur, dream, and etc..)
@@Jeonginberry I thought the Dream one was proven wrong?
@@lecturne3604 he might have, idk I just get weird vibes around him.
fr
@@Jeonginberry”weird vibes” is a justification a lot of people used to falsely brand him as guilty. Saying it’s hard to watch the DSMP just because of your preconceived weird feelings is just outright disrespectful towards him man. He’s still a person, even if the vast majority of the internet has decided not to treat him like one.
Charlie: Separates Florida from America
Dream: *Angry floridian speedruner noises*
As a Floridian Dream fan I am happy.
runer
Du du du du
accurate :)
@@wizardfrog3104 du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du
why didnt he make a "hey guys, gotta bounce!" joke
He made a bounce joke
13:22
he kinda did
He made one when he met tubbo
Tubbo’s 9 inventory slots which he keeps when he dies is gonna just be filled with flowers
Pretty sure he lost them since he's a bee now.
Wilbur: Look at youuuu, ur so tinyyyy.
Charlie: Im gonna bounce on your grave wilbur
“you cant suck out my soul now, British boy” I CANNOT PLEASE THE FACT THAT THE STUDENTS AT HOGWARTS WERE *NOT* AMERICAN WHICH MEANS THE DEMENTORS BEING IN THE AREA AND AROUND THE ACCENTS PROBABLY WERE BRITISH
“Probably.”
*”Probably.”*
Oh my God
I-
PLEASE I JUST REALIZED THIS
please note hogwarts is in *scotland.* the dementors were probably scottish
When Charlie said ''I feel like I need a better education system.'' and neither Ranboo or Wilbur laughed, I was like, oh man the inside joke... oh man the goddamn inside joke
i don't get it BEJSJSJ
One does not realize how much of a joke the American education system is unless you’ve learned how bad it is from someone else or you have successfully lived through it and realized that you’ve learned nothing important and had propaganda shoved down your throat
Isn't Ranboy like, American
@@catboyuwu5361 He hasn’t successfully lived through it until reaching crippling debt yet
@@Leon-drawsthings Shit you're right
“i literally do not have renter’s insurance, what the fuck” has me losing my MIND
14:03 dang was was ranboo looking at💀💀
Alternate Title: Ranboo and Slmccl teach everybody the american history that teachers have been teaching us for 3 years in three minutes
I’m not ashamed to admit I took notes
@@Jscon864 I didn’t take notes .-.
@@cookielover2212 k
I willing to say it was more like 2 minutes
@@cookielover2212 your gonna fail the test >:0
"This is the History of America with Charlie and Ranboo."
"I'm gonna fuckin' bounce on your grave dude.."
I love this quote so much
At 5:14 when Wilbur went up the ladder I didn’t see the ladder at first and thought he was just *a s c e n d i n g*
Charlie: ill fill my basement with things that make me sad
Wilbur: like what?
Charlie: *sees wilbur in the basement* nevermind its good
My favorite part
21:11 timestamp for those who are curious
Charlie please tell me this is not a “one and done” server, it’s a good group, please make this kinda regular
I need that.
yes, please
please
Considering they added on a whole new ability for him, being the slime boi, I don't think it would be and one and done deal
Beywheelz Hater .god I hope not.
5:45 is funnier when you realize that Wilbur’s 6’5” and Ranboo’s 6’6”
I THOUGHT WILBUR WAS 6'2 WHAT DID I MISS
Apple Pencil Schlatt’s 6’3
@Apple Pencil If you didn't get his height from Google where did you get it from
@Apple Pencil Am I misreading or did Google say Schlatt was both 6'3 and 6'6-
What fucking steroids were their parents shoving down their throats-?
11:12 im using this for my history test
pov: youre british trying to act like you know what's going on during the American history bit
chaos, basically
Dw, I’m American and was also confused. They were ALLLLLL over the place lmao
Wilbur: sees this pov. Hello I'm Wilbur soo
@@justasmltwngir1732 the events were in order
@@catcrafterkid7066 I can also confirm this
18:14 is it just me or does Ranboo's voice actually sound like it could be from a game??
I KNOW RIGHT??
Yesssss
I Really does
his npc voice is so accurate its scary lmao
Both Wilbur's and Ranboo's voices, yeah.
Charlie: finally matures into an adult
creeper: explosions go burr
Lol
11:00 Who needs to be in history class when you can just watch Slmccl and Ranboo? 😂 I feel like I just went to 5th grade again.
I love it when my best friend goes invisible every once in a while, usually this happens after i take my schizophrenia pills.
mmmmm dont like it, take my like anyway
Oh
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm :| ...... 0_0 this shoutl be in R/hmmmmmm
The fact that ranboo actually sounds like he could be the voice on a game at 18:12 -18:42
From Wilburs window Charlie’s land looks.... suspiciously like Florida.
Hot, moist, and swampy, yep that's florida.
11:20 like there wasn't enough wars. 😂😶
The new feature for the slime origin:
The ability to grow back to normal size if he eats slime balls
Is only able to respawn in slime chunks
"slime balls"
I cant tell if youre making this up or if youre just telling us the new feature
@@user-dh3kq8wp4h aren't they literally called slimeballs
@@maanasshah4909
well if you have a dirty mind like me, when you hear the phrase “eats slime balls” this is just not a pretty thing to imagine.
Why do i imagine slimecicle eating balls of slimes
“I feel like I need a better education system” TRUUUUUUUUEEE
I want to see Charlie and Quackity cause some chaos together.
OML YYEESSS
PLEASE
-slams fist on table- THIS! THIS ONE!
at 6:32 you can see the ladder through wilber and i thought it was his ribs
Disappointed that Slimesicle wasn't burgers.
Smh my head
Smhmh my head
@@FlashDrive356 smhmhmh my head
@@TheChocoCattt smhmhmhmh my head
Smhsmhmhmhmhmhmhmh smpenis
Smhsmshsmsh
wilbur be like: THE SUN IS A DEADLY LAZER
thats bill wurts isnt it?
LMAO FRR
I mean, the sun is deadly to everyone, is it not???
(Sorry if this is a joke, I most likely just do not get it ;-;)
@@TianaManuelRey 3:02 is the timestamp if you dont want to watch the whole thing
@@TianaManuelRey it's from the history of the entire world... I guess video
3:29 Charlie with voice changer is literally just Purpled.
Well I'm never unhearing that
@@ilikechez5775 same-
15:06 did I just hear the Atomic Breath noise? Lol
This taught me more about American history than my school did
Fr i learned almost no history from kindergarten to 6th grade (I'm homeschooled now)
@@gagne6928 arent we all homeschooled these days?
I absolutely love how Charlie immediately started bullying Ranboo just like Wilbur
Ranboo genuinely sound like the announcers in fighting games, that I didn't realize until the bit was over.
20:43 hahahaha hahahaha 😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 ok ok charlie: shhh I build secret base under friend base. Wilbur: '_' charlie: oh wtf
Is no one going to talk about how when Ranboo said “Press Q to play again!” It sounded like an actual voice you would hear in a dance machine game???
Timestamp?
18:27
I was waiting for someone to point out that part- it was a actual game..
This mod is funny, i wonder if this guy and Slimecicle will play it together eventually.
Slimecican should also join in
good one
@@randomyoutubecommenter2787 *Shut up bot*
@@randomyoutubecommenter2787 I knew bots could be bad and all but threats to peoples mums is a whole new low
@@randomyoutubecommenter2787 well i am ignoring because my mom is horrible
12:36
Wilbur: No, the problem is with new America-
Charlie: *THERE'S NOT A SINGLE PROBLEM WITH NEW AMERICA*
Charlie, im sorry, there is so much wrong with New America.
@@mcytfan1415 Eh, it's not much worse than old America
@@lemonmoonlavender That's... really bad. That's really bad.
THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH NEW AMERICA, I AGREE WITH CHARLIE
‘What did I just join to?’
This is the first slime video ive ever seen and im already worried for his mental health but subbed with notifications lmfao
If they kill Charlie, will he split into many smaller Charlie’s?
regrettably, no
My dreams - 💔
M i t o s i s
infinite charlie
If it was like the illusioner mob, god that would've been cool.
I like how slimecicle always plays games with like... *slimy* characters
Wonder why
@@lordzacarius642 I think it might be a theme of his or something.
why did the ‘speedrun american history’ joke sound like the history of the entire world
FR THOUGH
Because most of history taught is about America.
People didn't understand that my comment was about just the American education system so I'm telling people so they don't make more comments about me being an idiot and saying America isn't the only place in the world blah blah blah.
u know there’s a world outside of america tight
@@ravnitesanchez6183 i’m pretty sure they’re referencing the video by bill wurtz called “history of the entire world”
@@spartanv0 no, because not everyone lives in america
3 years ago...
Charlie slimecicle: slime
Hmm yes, the slime here is made out of slime
the slmccl is made of slmccl
Who is 'slimecicle'? I only know Slmccl
I just love how they did American History in just a few minutes
Hi
Hi
Hi
minus the rape but they dont put that in the history books either lmao
@@EvanNeedsTherapy and mass genocide
0:24
*slowly subscribes in a panicked sweat*
I watched wilbur's perspective of this and he deafened during that part... 10:00
Now I know what they were talking about and I'm dying...
Fanartists are gonna have a field day with this one.
As a fanartist, true
@@bristolsjester1854
So you draw cringe edgy TH-camrs?
@@foquitajeej2399 bruh
No cap
@@foquitajeej2399 seems like something you'd be interested in, so I'm not surprised you asked.
ever since you detached florida from minecraft america, ive been feeling my entire state move ever so slightly. slime man why have to sped the actions of climate
102th like
same
Oh my god its a real life florida woman
@@wuhoh5274 it is I, alladygator
@@probes-arealone thank you, these likes go towards the florida relocation fund. we eat them
The editor just playing every bounce sound effect they can find is amazing.
0:10
I like how the choice for being a -catboy- feline just has objectively less problems than most of the other origin choices
It can’t break stone
“Papa, now I have to return to the water cycle” why is nobody talking about that?-
That one got me ye
Charlie: Bounces when pushed off a tree
Wilbur (The Ghost): Falls, hits the ground and dies
Ghostbur
Ah yes, a ghost.. An undead creature falls off a tree and dies
*Who needs history class when you got Ranboo, Slime, and Wilbur.*
3:12 this was the most hilarious thing I have ever seen.
Slimeccl weeeeeee
Willbur weeeeee OOP
Alternate Title:
Moist Boy and Unmoist Boy Manifest their Destiny
woo, more "alternate title" comments, im just swimming in all this fucking originality
@@armageddongirl612 bruh, why do you have to ruin the fun?
@@armageddongirl612 it’s pretty original if you ask me
@@armageddongirl612
Go drink some water sweetheart
@@miscspice wow, the cliche tumblr passive-aggresive "sweetheart", im quaking in my boots rn, you destroyed me, i will never call something that was repeated 2000~ times unoriginal
i love how "slimy skin" is a debuff but he wants it more than anything else
The little “thanks guys...” after they place the slab is making me crack up so hard
My head canon is that charlie at somepoint died in war and had is conscious magically put into a slime pile
"I'm gonna fill it with things that make me sad"
*sees Ghostbur*
"Actually, this is good!"
What a way to Insult a friend in a funny way that'll probably make them laugh XD
Charlie: You burn in the sun and I’m short. Who really has it worse here?
Every short person ever including me: Sounds equal
Vouch
ik right xD
Wilbur: "The sun is a deadly laser."
Bill wurtz y e s
Not any more, there's Going Ghost.
7:35
Just a little timestamp for me
Just like a lot of American history books, they skipped right over slavery
To be fair...do villagers count?
It was the "I don't like you" part, which turned into the Civil War.
What's funny is if you watch it again it really sounds like charlie is semi mentioning racism as he looks at Ranboo, cause his skin is half colored
@@Tirryna yea north and south
@@Tirryna yeah but not what happened after it (reconstruction period, Jim crowe laws, civil rights movements, more amendments, etc)
Dear Charlie,
You’ve once again embedded yourself in my subconscious. In my most recent dream me and you were walking through a church that I used to attend. You also had the power to bring people back to life which you only ever used to once to try and bring Jesus back from the dead. As we were walking through this church you were trying to convince me that God was not real and how “if he was real he would’ve killed me a long time ago”. This time there was no funny pun but there was a moment where we walking into the pastors room and I began talking to my old pastor but then out of nowhere you said “this place smells like ass.” And flipped the poor mans desk. You also threw a Bible at a small child.
Love, God.
Other people: I had a dream I kissed my crush
Me:
ok
I saw one of ur comments on a different vid xd
This sounds like an AI dungeon plotline ngl
This is the 3rd time I've seen one of your comments, are you okay?
The "thanks for being transparent about it" and "I still think you're a solid guy" are my favorite lines from this whole stream😂😂
And Charlie and Ranboo playing through the whole history of America was iconic 😂
12:14 *Inpendum Declarandum!*