[Vinesauce] Joel - Windows 98 On NES
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 5 มี.ค. 2015
- Joel takes on and explores the classic Windows 98 OS, but on the 8-bit NES. Yes, you read that right, on the NES. Strap yourself in. PS: Crazy flashing colors during the end when Windows flips out, so if you're sensitive against that heads up.
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Honestly, best bootlegged calculator I have seen.
Yes.
Yep
Yea
Yes.
0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9
Can we just stop and realize that Joel seriously thought his NES would connect to the internet
Crossbreed technology on the fly.
That's called a "joke"
@@sspyrshlsx3740 Perhaps he may have figured that the ROM was made because the creators were able to hardcore hack it, we'll never know how genuine Joel's thought on this was
that's actually a fake web. just look at windows update
MICRSOFT
He’s seen weirder things happen, trust me
Joel's laugh cures cancer
it cured mine.
I have crippling depression
+Al Paca I have depressing cripples
+Al Paca wait no
The Nuclear Sausage haha iduuubbz
bonzi buddy for nes
Ni Hao
EXPAND DONG
Lohmemes SOMEONE MAKE THIS HAPPEN!
nice fucking cancer meme, you guys ruined it for everyone EVEN FOR JOEL
jesus christ
its a meme you dip
William Lohmemes yeeeeeeee
its great but, how do i install viruses on this
Corrupt it
Veaziek2 The Doge, did you mean Somari.exe?
It is the virus
You are stupid
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Joel's Dad: "Joel? Joel? Did you try to summon satan through the computer Joel?"
What are you hiding from me Joel?
Joel...?
Joel? I've always been disappointed in you Joel...
I literally read all of this in Joel's impersonation voice of his dad, I pissed myself laughing 0w0
Technology is magic, so he probably did.
At least it's not an 8 bit desktop stripper.
3:04 "These games revolve around Pica. The eating disorder which causes you to ingest in inedible objects."
I see you are also a man of culture
Jontron 😔👊
it also means dick in some languages
@@piggi5xtheawesome973 Oh boy
"And speakinh about food, Pikachu looks like a fuckin' potato."
That realization that it's only sprites is pure gold.
Gotta hand it to the Chinese, though, this is amazing. Literally no one else in the world would've thought to put sprites of screenshots from a PC OS onto a system that probably couldn't even run MS-DOS, and sell it for money!
It could probably run legit msdos if you found a way to make the installer not check for system requirements. Half the performance of a 286, 2 mb ram... I'm willing to bet it could.
+Silas Reel Something similar to the C64 BASIC could run on it because the CPU is the same MOS 6502 core. Though some these specs are not too great for any real OS on the NES:
CPU: Ricoh 2A03 running at ~ 1.79MHz
Graphics: Ricoh 2C02 Picture Processing Unit with a resolution of 256x240 broken up into 8x8 tile segments with 12+1 colors at a time for the background and 12 for sprites.
RAM: 2 kilobytes, 256 bytes of which must be used as sprite memory. The cartridge can contain extra RAM though.
ROM: 32 kilobytes without mapping hardware, though even with simple hardware it would be possible to use 4 or 8 MB of ROM.
It's actually doable but the cart should have a lot of extras. And with battery backed Save-RAM it could even function as an "office tool"
+za909returns As your comment is not that old and you seems to know a little bit of physical informatic stuff and everything, I may ask you: do you know why this game was made ? I mean was it a bootleg or anything ? And is it impossible for the NES to run Paint ? This game is so strange! I just wanna ask "WHY?"!
DrSavitruc It's not exatly impossible to make paint on the NES, but it would be very restrictive because the NES can only create 4 background palettes at a time. Each palette is made of 1 universal backdrop color and 3 independent ones. Every 16x16 block on the screen can only use one of the 4 background palettes, so it's not like you could use all the colors the system has available at a time, but rather a maximum of 12 + backdrop. Check the images here, you don't need to understand what the text is about wiki.nesdev.com/w/index.php/PPU_attribute_tables
+Silas Reel No, because of one simple reason. MSDOS is for x86.
6:40
*"YOUR CALCULATOR HAS STOPPED WORKING."*
OMFG What
as someone who understands Chinese,this is srsly funny af lmao
DaStaticArtist Probably because he corrupted the fuck out of it lol
as soon as you see a comment that has 'as someone who'
you know its not good
A translation would come in handy, too bad i don't know what i'd do with this windows though.
i wish i could speak bootleg
And what does it say at 6:51?
Typical Microsoft, can't even spell their own name right on their update page.
Winodows
wrong, thats because Microsoft said Windows 10 was the last Windows, next SO will be Windowos.
what anime is your profile pic
too lit bish .hack//Legend of the Twilight
ITS ON NES!!!!!!!!!!
PICACLICK
PICADANCE
PICAKILLME
Picafuck
PIKAFUCK
"Opens Calculator"Oh No...1234567890
+Robin Tips&Tricks I Dont Harm Him
+Robin Tips&Tricks It Just Joel Say In PIKA Thing,He Say:PIKAFUCK
I can't wait to buy one of these cartridges and surf the world wide web.
Is that a profile pic from Pokémon Rule 34?
Car Of Doom This is TH-cam, my friend. Every profile pic is from Pokemon Rule 34.
***** Rule 34: "If you can imagine it, there's already porn of it."
I see you on game grumps vids allllllll the time
*****
WAT
WAAAAAAAAAAAT
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?????!!!!
wat
Now all we need is apple 2 on sets Genesis
***** Hmm, then it gets shitty version of windows
We need Microsoft 98 on the tiger wrist game
SpookyBike And after that, we get Microsoft 98 premium on the R-Zone :D
We need Windows Vista on Virtual Boy
lol yes and a Window 7 on the Game.com XD
2:58 IT'S A BOOTLEG INSIDE OF A BOOTLEG! HOW?!
A BOOTLEG OF A BOOTLEG INSIDE A BOOTLEG SYSTEM!
FUCK OFF YOU MONSTER! Now where can I download you?
+Zenac full-time-TH-camr he'll be nuclear
G
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D
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Jennie Frazer leave us alone
S W E E T N U C L E A R C H R I S T
To be fair, the actual internet in China is really no different from this NES bootleg.
I don't even think the Chinese government (if there is one) lets them do _anything_ with the internet.
_Brodhead_
@@BRD-Senpai U R WRONG. Well, I am a Chinese and now I am living in Mainland China. A large amount of Chinese people can use VPN. And some of my friends even have their Facebook, TH-cam and Instagram account. If you watch some Chinese videos which has clicked more than 1 million, u will find many people using Simplified Chinese to comment. And u can find many Instagram users using simplified Chinese. In China, if you never transfer any anti-government thing from TH-cam, Facebook to Chinese website and it's nearly impossible to be investgated by Chinese government. And free VPN softwares are quite easy to get, like Lantern but it is not stable. But you can pay money to obtain stable and fast routes. In fact VPN is not legal in China but Chinese goverment never manage VPN as strict as you think. At least I've never heard anyone who was caught by police just by using VPN except he/she transfered some anti-gonverment things from foreign websites.
@@stephenchan8939 so the government doesn't let u do anything on the internet if u have to use vpn
@@crocsoncrocsman6273 But we can visit Wikipedia, Yahoo, Bing, IMDb, Ebay, Amazon and some foreign sites without VPN.
Now do Windows vista.
Do it, uncle jorgel.
Do it for the children.
yes. must have bonzi buddy on vista.
Vista has already been destroyed though
Windows Vista is a virus in of itself.
Yurtablemoron you got that right XD
Having run that crap for many years, I can safely tell you, you can't destroy what's already broken.
didnt jontron cover picaclick in a bootleg thing?
Yep. I believe it is made by the same developers.
Picaman is best game
LOSE LOSE LOSE LOSE LOSE LOSE
MrWunzo Oh right,I forgot
There's a lot to see in this life, I'm not wasting it here.
Did anyone else notice the 'Winodows Update' in the bottom right corner?
Micrsoft
thelootded
kek
I saw it as soon as I read this comment.
yep
Winodows is in dane-a-jair
PICACLICK, JANTRAN.
jorge martinez LOSE LOSE LOSE LOSE LOSE LOSE LOSE LOSE LOSE LOSE LOSE LOSE LOSE LOSE LOSE LOSE LOSE LOSE LOSE LOSE LOSE LOSE
Fleig HALLELUJAH HOLY SHIT
DDR DDR DDR DDR DDR
NOW DAS ONE SWOOD GUY
PICACLICK is clickbait :)
oh my god whoever made this thing also made that pokemon 4 in 1 game JonTron played that had Picadance, Picaslot, Picaclick and Pacman.
***** Oh yes that jontron bootleg pokemon games episode!
It's even spelled wrong it's supposed to be Pika hahh
+TheLegend1800 what a bootleg inside of bootleg system what type of christfer nolen shit is this !
+TheJoey2098 yes, pica, the disease that causes people to eat objects that are not food
+TheLegend1800 pacman just kills me.
I like the shout out to Picaclick and Picadance. The developer was proud of that one
Even though they're trying to pretend to be Microsoft
I'm not the only one who noticed that.
A bootlegger referencing a previous bootleg. It's like referential humor developers put in their games but now it comes packaged with Chinese Windows 98 for the Famicom.
hello
Holy shit this comment is from Justin Y's pre legend days.
Kinda late but, FAKER!
His laugh cures 3rd degree burns
Zero Cures* Cancer*
And that...
Novaria 3rd Degree Cancer*
Cures Aids.
Sauce Uchihahahahahahahaha 3rd degree aids
or
er
+Max Moser (aMAXproduction) .Λ.
+Max Moser (aMAXproduction) ooer
uber cow I DON'T KNOW.
.??
julie Szymanski they say eror
Picaclick and Picadance. is this possibly the same company that made the game that JonTron reviewed?
pacman!
All of them are DDR! DDR! DDR! DDR!!!
@@Dragonfire511 Didn't bother to hide it! DDR!
@@morshulinton4112 LOSE!, LOSE!, LOSE!.
@@Dragonfire511 WELL, my work's done here! I'm gonna go get a... goddamn glass of bootleg milk, calm my fff-... goddamn nerves.
if this isnt vaporwavey shit idk what is
Agreement
Henry Su A E S T H E T I C
*N E E H A O E X P A N D D O N G*
soul eater A p p l e
I don't know why it couldn't have a functional calculator and Paint program.
+WebVMan it would take too much processing power, the nes would need to be factors of a 100 more powerful to run calculator and paint, it has the power to render one of the calculator buttons but that is about it.
+Quinton Fallon Paint can technically happen, but you could only use 12 colors plus another 4 for backdrop at a time.
Because made in China happened.
+WebVMan They're Chinese, They don't need a calculator in China.
+brandon jasorkowski they ARE calculators...seriously, they're freakin' smart!
8:15 W.D. Gaster was in a bootleg windows 98 cartridge all along
FUCK
Along with Mettaton at 8:20
Microsoft Win...s 'Up...
Mi...ft W....s "U...p
WINS UP! :D
Micorosoft!
Micrsoft*
Winodows
8:35 *[S] Joel: Enter*
[S] Grand: Dad
+Ahmad Dafi Ramadhany enter the dad
+ModelToaster I know right
***** you can never escape the miles, 8uddy.
+Wolfittish you cant outrun whats already here
Destruction of Windows 8? Kappa
***** Kippa
***** FrankerZ
***** SSSsss
***** PogChamp
***** Kreygasm
3:13 whoever made this made that bootleg pickachu game JonTron played
Pikafuck
for me the scariest part is that I actually DO understand Chinese characters in this
and that this bootleg renders the actual names of stuff and not just some gibberish like 黧倒霉just because it looks OH SO COMPLICATED AND KOOL
I don't know why but it bothers me
Надежда Солоденко Well they're Chinese, this is made for Chinese peoples
what is 黧倒霉 ?
“unlucky”???
@@Ryota7films "Mucuna unlucky"
8:20 that’s the sound of mettaton from undertale
You mean mettaton 98
yep its the noise channel always great for noise
3:00 THATS THE THING FROM JONTRON!
+ThunderBow98 Indeed
+ThunderBow98 wanna play pica click or some pica dance OR SOME FUCKING PACMAN
+ThunderBow98 Yes, I remember!
Probably a prototype image.
Maybe it was made by the same bootlegger?
Next up, DOS for the Atari 2600.
And Windows 10 for Wii.
Windows Vista for Ti-83
+EpicGuy7130 (The Phone Addict) No.
+EpicGuy7130 (The Phone Addict) That's better.
+BKOOL999 linux for 3ds (it exist. look it up)
OHSHIT ITS THE PICA DISORDER SHIT FROM JONTRON
yeh.
ECH!!!!!
JAAAAAAAANTRAAAAAN!!!!!!
IT'S FUCKING PAC-MAN
1:24. at the bottom right.
WINODOWS XP
Ah yes, Winudos EcksuPeeu, de best operating sistum in or of de worud!
buye winodows free gratis no virus
Windows XPはこれまでにない最高のオペレーティングシステムです
deffdefying
There's also Micrsoft instead of Microsoft
WHO'S BEEN DRAWING CAMELS. WHO'S BEEN DRAWING CHINESE CAMELS IN THE CLASS AGAIN
What is that profile pic?
TRUGAMER45
A furry girl getting fucked almost as hard as Joel's OSes. I figured pornography is the best use of youtube's feature of showing avatars next to comments. Especially fetishistic porn.
TRUGAMER45 get out
David Bowie Sama Sensei Senpai Sama Sensei Kun the profile pic works very well
o////o
7:57
Windows 98 Hipster Version.
It looks like old Macintosh
7:18 That smiley face made me slam my head on the desk while giggling like a madman.
8:20 Mettaton, crying for help...
3:00 Oh, you have two games based on the eating disorder, Pica, when you eat inedible objects.
oh yeah, and pacman
The Courier That one's just called fucking Pac-Man.
Speaking of which pikachu looks like a focken potato
@scoop632what
Who even tries to make these crappy bootlegs XD
Someone who needs to stop trying.
It's not a bootleg. it was a spoof rom made as a joke.
inverlock Normally I'd agree with you, but the inclusion of "Picadance" and "Picaclick" makes me suspicious.
The same people who make shitty ripoffs of games.
China, because Yes.
I hope there's a Super Nintendo version of Windows 98 so that you can use the freaking Super Nintendo Mouse for Mario Paint
When he laughs at internet explorer I just had to like him XD hes like a little kid in a candy shop lol
What I wouldn't give for an hour long montage of Joel's beautiful laughter.
th-cam.com/video/a9w_UTPpHjg/w-d-xo.html
All Your Base...
nice relevant topical memay
Invasion of the Gabber Robots, yes.
Dank meemee
Are Belong to Us
7:10
It's not ow, but ow
7:33 the way joel says "what the f-" makes me die
karkat does korruptions
that little dance he does with the mouse before he clicks the vinesauce rom corrupter makes me die every time
Oh god that Spaceballs part killed my sides.
These guys should have made Windows CE for NES, could have been a whole lot easier... probably.
They made windows 2000 for nes
Picaclick, Picadance, Picafuck.
7:18 The OS enjoys the pain.
:o
Anyone notice on the calculator is said sqrt?
SQuare RooT
Squirt
+YungPlus No, squirt
+Psy Weegee ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
√
meeeooow expand dong
How did he make it on NES?
+a e s t h e t i c I think he's running an emulation on a computer that already has BonziBuddy on it.
MaronaPossessed you couldn't even get this right...
MaronaPossessed I read that as soon as the video played it.
But it’s Nihao as in “Hello”
9:26 As they say, a 🏞 speaks 1,000 words!
I just got an idea. If possible, corrupt VR games.
Oh, sweet Jesus.
Fucking Beat Saber with two-inch long swords and giant five-foot blocks.
Who could've shared this recently to attract the ire of baiters? I've noticed all of the "Joel is annoying fake douche" -type comments didn't start until recently and it's just on this video it seems.
+hi there this was a youtube suggestion for me.....
Well, this is a personal opinion but him constantly yelling and shit is kind of annoying tbh, he's funny but he can be annoying, I'm new here though so I can't really judge.
As a guy from Mainland China, the thing is quite popular among Kids during late 1990s and early 2000s, And the company invited Jackie Chan to act its TV Commercial in 1997. Of course, it is more similar to GBA and it has lots of Nitando Classic Games such As Super Mario, Contra Probotector and so on. It was popular among Kids(So it is a part of my Childhood memories)The TV commercial described it as a "Study Machine" And many parents thought it could improve their kids' study so it was sold quite a lot during that era.(Of course it is not helpful for kids' study because its functions of study are few)
8:47 Wow, they remastered this movie!
Now The Glitching Movie has Spaceballs in the background!
Windows 8 Destruction?
Just kidding, Windows 8 is already destructed :D
Destructed...I've learned a new word today.
King Tetsumaki Good for you
***** i agreee it is good for me.
Shout out to TeezeeSákovo Let's Players for teaching me a new word
I have it. Well, 8.1 that is. And it works good!
***** Its happening on saturday! look at joels latest vid about charity streams
[smartass comment]
The half-empty painting at 0:25 happens a lot on the NES and I believe it's because of the cell coloring technique, in which the screen is divided by cells that can only contain a limited number of colors at a time.
But then again, it's still kinda weird for it to happen in that part of the logo alone. And yet again, this whole thing might have taken up a lot of resources on the system, or cartridge space, or both :x
"Why in sweet nuclear Christ is this in my disc?" - Joel
Now someone needs to do Windows 8.1 on NES!
Aight
Nonono, Windows 10 in NES
@@JessieJamesTan Nah, Windows 11 on NES.
Notices your windows 98 corrupted
OwO what's this.
Stop
A bulging corruption.
@@salmahyenasashimicheetah6888 no.
Delet this
@@willthefin yes definitely
Joel's happiness is so infectious
8:43 - I WANT THAT SOUND. That's the most beautiful power up sound ever and I'll never be able to get it because I don't know what settings you used. Do you have this footage without you talking? Or.. did you save the settings?
joels laugh is everything to me omg ewe
Auoura Paints 種 いえ いつ
4:46 "That's how you do meth"
Joel tried to corrupt the rom
And the rom corrupted his soul.
3:32 close your eyes
oh no
6:48 In don’t feel so good Mr Joel
Yeah, this isn't actually Windows 98 "stripped down" for NES, they've just copied the layout of the BIOS and the startup screen and made it look like it's booting. Also, it says the processor mode is by Intel which it isn't, and that it's 233mhz, which it isn't, the NES is nowhere near that powerful. Also the full windows 98 install is around 350mb, even if it was stripped down it would still be way to big to fit on a NES cartridge, Joel's right, it's just a bunch of mimicry.
No shit?
wait x8bitrain THE x8bitrain , dude i fucking love your speedrunning stuff man
Bitrain youre everywhere my speedrunnig personal lel :3
Yeah, obviously.
Though these bootleggers really try sometimes.
I think Joel had another bootleg that claimed to be Windows ME on NES, and somehow it had a few actual working programs, AFAIK, they had an English to Chinese translator, an actual working Paint program (just not the actual Paint), a music maker, and a "DOS" program which managed to confuse Joel, almost into thinking it was actually working.
People actually made this bootleg.
Real people.
FML.
Britton Yeatter imagine what a bootlegged toth from jojo would be like, as if the drawings in that werent alreadt horrifying
"Who came on the motherboard?"
It had nothing to do with a board Joel ;)
You came on it too?
Yeah
You came on mother?
Yes.
You came on mother board!!!?
If this isnt the cure for cancer IDK what is
im impressed XD and i thought windows xp on ds was cool lol
W h a t
davidevgen glad to see you here
The hell is mario kart ds jesus doing here?
4:03 It's amazing to me that, even though English is your second language, you manage to pronounce 'nuclear' correctly, whereas half of native English speakers pronounce it 'nucular'. I just find that interesting.
What was that song at the beginning?
"i am orer"
We need Windows XP on SNES
Then we'll need Windows 7 for Nintendo 64!!!
Crazy Luigi Windows 8 on GameCube?
***** Windows 10 on Genesis
***** Windows 10 on GBA.
***** Boooo.
X Error
Windows 98 on NES begs for mercy. What do you do?
Abort. Kill : Selects kill :
7:42 origins of r/ooer?
2:11 I almost died laughing! "YOU FIGURE IT OUT!"
"Oooooo! Oooooo!" -Joel 2k15
6:06 It’s Saying “Role”
Is that... Space balls?
I was wondering the same thing.
Yes.
6:29 I don't feel so good Mr. Stark
Still better than Macs.
"PAZUZU... BAPHOMET... SAH-TAHN..."
please do a vocal cover of Pandaemon by Mayhem.
Joel will help developing countries with his laugh
2:30 his laughter rivals "look at this dude"
I feel that Joel was to ahead of his time but still a legend
2:54 bonzi buddy fox edition
Dude, you made me cry with laughter, I swear right now I'm on the floor dying!
Your laughter made my day happy :D Thanks