[Vinesauce] Joel - GTA Definitive Edition ( Sprunk Savefile Corruption )

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  • @Atlastheyote222
    @Atlastheyote222 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4169

    FACT: Drinking 1000 cans of soda corrupts your save irl too.

    • @unquestionableexistance8704
      @unquestionableexistance8704 2 ปีที่แล้ว +325

      @ShinyMoltres sorry but there is a fail save that prevents this from happening
      Its called throwing up

    • @bobbywastaken
      @bobbywastaken 2 ปีที่แล้ว +226

      @@unquestionableexistance8704 there's another bug called a heart attack

    • @bea3056
      @bea3056 2 ปีที่แล้ว +140

      @@bobbywastaken It's not a bug. It's a feature

    • @Biodeamon
      @Biodeamon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      all at once though

    • @computer_dude
      @computer_dude 2 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      @@bobbywastaken Bug is a strong word, per see, but it's still an unintended feature. Overclocking your heart was never really meant to happen during normal gameplay, but if you do it right, you can achieve faster blood circulation, letting you heal faster than other players. The issue is that the heart entity can end up triggering the anti-lag feature and hanging it up until another entity interacts with it, which you do not want as the heart is what keeps other vital organs alive.

  • @mscup8814
    @mscup8814 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8589

    CJ has such a bad heart attack he literally dies forever

    • @3Guys1Video
      @3Guys1Video 2 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      You know what they say
      YOLO

    • @meetwheatpodcast9078
      @meetwheatpodcast9078 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I had a good giggle at your comment

    • @AzafuseKingTora
      @AzafuseKingTora 2 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      He got permanently wasted

    • @okimy3668
      @okimy3668 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Never drink and drink

    • @FranBattery95
      @FranBattery95 2 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      This is the power of Sprunk Requiem

  • @thatguynamedcreb4043
    @thatguynamedcreb4043 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5709

    Regardless how GTA6 turns out, if there's an easter egg of a dead body surrounded by Sprunk and a bluescreened computer, I will buy it

    • @toxicityimvu7655
      @toxicityimvu7655 2 ปีที่แล้ว +261

      Rockstar write this down

    • @B1GHaunter
      @B1GHaunter 2 ปีที่แล้ว +458

      But it has to be an overweight black man with an eyepatch

    • @isuckathis
      @isuckathis 2 ปีที่แล้ว +209

      @@B1GHaunter and an afro

    • @bradleypearl2986
      @bradleypearl2986 2 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      If GTA VI ever comes out, and this is in it, I will fucking sell my possessions to get the most expensive edition.

    • @kingofworms831
      @kingofworms831 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Well it would be a good sign, because it means that they are willing to admit their mistakes

  • @Zenlore6499
    @Zenlore6499 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3418

    “I’m playing this game once, and I’m never playing it again!”
    The game took that quite literally.

    • @alexsiemers7898
      @alexsiemers7898 2 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      The game: “And I took that personally”

    • @sonnitude
      @sonnitude 2 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      ? San Andreas will remember that.

    • @Pgpxd
      @Pgpxd ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The game: Well then I got you covered, buddy!

  • @gummi1203
    @gummi1203 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3392

    >"betting only allows even numbers"
    >5 & 25
    mafs

  • @Tridario50
    @Tridario50 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5710

    I just find the in-canon implications amazing. CJ pulls up to a college (?) at 5 in the morning, gets off his motorcycle and drinks 220 Liters (58 gal) of Sprunk over the course of 47 consecutive hours before his reality fractures completely and is destroyed.

    • @deadturret4049
      @deadturret4049 2 ปีที่แล้ว +300

      Life goals

    • @smoog2327
      @smoog2327 2 ปีที่แล้ว +255

      Is a train station

    • @Vishnu_Karthik
      @Vishnu_Karthik 2 ปีที่แล้ว +184

      @@smoog2327 was

    • @jackhazardous4008
      @jackhazardous4008 2 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      Like that episode of Futurama where Fry drinks 100 cups of coffee

    • @BigFingerRo
      @BigFingerRo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      220 lts of 1800 lts that would've resulted from 5k cans. He was only a ninth of the way there and the universe went REGRETREGRETREGRETNONONONO

  • @sainoflycianleague4170
    @sainoflycianleague4170 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2006

    I love how "I sprunk the game"
    Is now a phrase

    • @anankos795
      @anankos795 2 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      I'm looking forward to "Honey I Sprunk'd the Kids".

    • @axllaw427
      @axllaw427 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Get Sprunk'ed

    • @DanielTheDestroyerXD
      @DanielTheDestroyerXD 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@anankos795 no no, just sprunk
      he sprunk the kids

    • @BirchPig
      @BirchPig 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I love how Joel and roosterteeth have both independently decided that sprunked and fucked are the same word

    • @mareksicinski3726
      @mareksicinski3726 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      sprunked

  • @RickPierce
    @RickPierce 2 ปีที่แล้ว +967

    “I sprunked it” has to be one of the most legendary lines ever said in history

    • @Mate_Antal_Zoltan
      @Mate_Antal_Zoltan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      still doesn't beat "I ducked up"

    • @pareidolist
      @pareidolist 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Closely followed by " I _drank_ the _game_ to *death* "

  • @dylanmansfield3960
    @dylanmansfield3960 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5458

    A quick Google search says that one can of Sprunk is 800 calories. CJ chugged 496,800 calories worth of gamer sludge in less than a day.

    • @camharkness
      @camharkness 2 ปีที่แล้ว +782

      Thats about 1% of what nickacado avocado eats every second.

    • @ImmaLittlePip
      @ImmaLittlePip 2 ปีที่แล้ว +234

      Joel ascended to legendary gamer that the glitchy mess that is the definitive edition couldn't handle it

    • @startedtech
      @startedtech 2 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      enough calories for like 2/3 of a year

    • @blorgle
      @blorgle 2 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      gamers have a much faster metabolism than regular people, that's how they manage to not die

    • @sam4gaming135
      @sam4gaming135 2 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      @@blorgle no gamer do die, just that they respawn shortly after making it seem like they never died

  • @HarperMeows
    @HarperMeows 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14134

    Technical info for nerds:
    This glitch actually exists in all versions of San Andreas, including the original PS2, Xbox, and PC versions. This glitch happens because the model of the Sprunk can stays inside the vending machine after CJ drinks it and it doesn't despawn unless CJ leaves the area. The game keeps track of how many objects can be loaded at once, and each can takes up a slot. Since each can never despawns, each can takes up one space in storage. After a while, this causes the game to crash, due to all of the slots in memory being filled up with Sprunk cans.
    You might be asking why Joel's save is "corrupted":
    The Definitive Version's auto-save feature just so happened to auto-save the very moment Joel drank the final can, which caused the saved object slots to be filled up. This made it so the save file would permanently have its memory filled up, causing a crash on load.
    Believe it or not someone else discovered this bug years ago and patched it for the PC versions of the game, the modder's name is Silent and the fix is included in the Silent Patch for San Andreas.

    • @OrobaSpyro
      @OrobaSpyro 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1515

      Yet another example of auto-save fucking up spectacularly.

    • @flow185
      @flow185 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1089

      Yes but rockstar tried to sue him into oblivion.
      So he said that he will not mod the new version

    • @makmakg242
      @makmakg242 2 ปีที่แล้ว +483

      Unfortunately, Silent refused to work on a Silent patch for Definitive Version of San Andreas, making the game bug ridden until someone can do it

    • @mattleo3211
      @mattleo3211 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1289

      @@makmakg242
      Why should anyone do it? They removed the original versions from all stores, took down mods and sued modders, and released this even buggier than the originals mess for 60 bucks. Again, why should ANYONE fix the shitty work of these chumps?

    • @KeggleStomp_Pogrompa
      @KeggleStomp_Pogrompa 2 ปีที่แล้ว +229

      Sprunked

  • @maxducks2001
    @maxducks2001 2 ปีที่แล้ว +434

    And he didn’t get a SINGLE copyright claim on this video. FUCKING. LEGEND.

    • @MondySpartan
      @MondySpartan 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +33

      The glitch is so strong, it even caused TH-cam’s content ID to fail.

  • @Choatemister
    @Choatemister 2 ปีที่แล้ว +387

    That is the cannon ending to the game. The entire game is just CJ hallucinating because of Sprunk poisoning.

    • @awolf6473
      @awolf6473 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I feel like it was all part of Toreno's plan..

  • @VinesauceJoel
    @VinesauceJoel  2 ปีที่แล้ว +9186

    Just a little quick fun video before a huge video drops next week, hint: destruction.

    • @blargl121
      @blargl121 2 ปีที่แล้ว +409

      Win11 surely. Could be Linux or macOS but I doubt it

    • @mscapgras
      @mscapgras 2 ปีที่แล้ว +139

      super duper fart games destruction? question mark?

    • @startedtech
      @startedtech 2 ปีที่แล้ว +155

      New world record for fastest main channel upload after a stream

    • @fumkyduck
      @fumkyduck 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      SUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

    • @elegant_lilligant
      @elegant_lilligant 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Oh hell yeah, aynoos destruction vargPog

  • @Diamond44444444
    @Diamond44444444 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8222

    You cannot make up the incredible timing of the crash. After like 40 minutes of drinking Sprunk, it really crashed on the perfect drop in Eye of the Tiger. The best art is created by pure accident.

    • @MrNapkino
      @MrNapkino 2 ปีที่แล้ว +416

      This stream was pure gold, the amount of broken shit happening, plus the save file corruption after a 40 minute soda marathon. seeing it all live was a privilege.

    • @sighrelief
      @sighrelief 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      serendipity hallowed be thy name

    • @LostSoulSilver
      @LostSoulSilver 2 ปีที่แล้ว +134

      And exactly on the $5600 mark lol

    • @dbc3015
      @dbc3015 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Joel was sent from heaven

    • @seangiglio
      @seangiglio 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      That’s every Joel stream when a game crash is involved

  • @percher4824
    @percher4824 2 ปีที่แล้ว +895

    He started at 6221 cash money and ended at an even 5600, so CJ drank 621 cans of Sprunk. An average can of soda is 355ml. We can conclude that CJ drank about 220 liters of Sprunk. Since it's a Sprite parody, we can assume that its nutritional values are the same as Sprite, which means that CJ has drank around 90200 calories, and 217.8 kilograms of sugar and carbohydrates.
    To compare, the recommended calorie intake for your average man is around 2500 calories, and the recommended sugar intake somewhere around 24 grams of sugar. This means that CJ drank about 3608% more calories than recommended, and *9075000%* more sugar than recommended. But wait! In-game, it takes around 5 minutes for CJ to buy and drink a can of Sprunk, meaning that CJ drinks about 12 cans per hour, which can be used to calculate that it took CJ around 51 hours and 45 minutes (or a little over two days) to drink 621 cans. Thus, we can halve the resulting percentages to 1604% over recommended and *4537500%* over recommended.
    Except this doesn't really matter since CJ would have started suffering from overhydration within the first hour of drinking and very likely died soon after.

    • @sirmo328
      @sirmo328 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Respect the dedication

    • @jamescena4566
      @jamescena4566 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Welcome to San Andreas I am CJ from Grove Street

    • @shygaifu3592
      @shygaifu3592 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      cj was smitten by god himself before he could go over the funny number

    • @pixelsilzavon77
      @pixelsilzavon77 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      funny number

    • @mareksicinski3726
      @mareksicinski3726 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      started with 6222 no?

  • @GeorgiawithaG
    @GeorgiawithaG 2 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    Joel drinking 500 sprunks until the game breaks with a bunch of 80s power ballads in the background may be the best thing to come out of the GTA "definitive" edition

  • @Avossk
    @Avossk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4905

    Only Joel would find a way to break a game by chugging too much soda

  • @pajamapantsjack5874
    @pajamapantsjack5874 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3214

    I want you to imagine a possible patch note reading “fixed bug where drinking 5000 sprunk breaks the game”

    • @jesusramirezromo2037
      @jesusramirezromo2037 2 ปีที่แล้ว +128

      It crashed with like 600

    • @EthanSeville
      @EthanSeville 2 ปีที่แล้ว +144

      what when does r* ever fix anything
      looks at gta online security

    • @megazenn22
      @megazenn22 2 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      They wont ever patch it lol

    • @megazenn22
      @megazenn22 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@jesusramirezromo2037 it must have been 513 right?

    • @_-Lx-_
      @_-Lx-_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      That implies they'd be bothered to fix anything in this mess yet alone something this obtuse.

  • @LucasIsHereYT
    @LucasIsHereYT 2 ปีที่แล้ว +245

    CJ had such a bad heart attack that even the San Andreas doctors were unable to revive him.

  • @EE-jv5xg
    @EE-jv5xg 2 ปีที่แล้ว +200

    We should replace joel technical difficulties emote with "Spunk moment"

    • @xdf2
      @xdf2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      vargSprunkd

    • @samt3412
      @samt3412 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      There's also AGGA as a suitable contender

    • @flippy7035
      @flippy7035 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sprunk Situation

  • @Povilaz
    @Povilaz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2774

    This is like "the AI bartender problem" where someone made an AI bartender, then the tester tested it by asking ridiculous amounts of beers and the AI passed the test. And when a real customer walked in and asked "where's the restroom?" the whole bar caught on fire.

    • @bampersand905
      @bampersand905 2 ปีที่แล้ว +195

      I need to learn more about this

    • @nikostar4577
      @nikostar4577 2 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      Care to elaborate on this? I must know

    • @shoopdahoop2221
      @shoopdahoop2221 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I NEED TO KNOW

    • @JogVodka
      @JogVodka 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Me 4th

    • @ruansousa8118
      @ruansousa8118 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1013

      It's a old programmer joke, it goes like this:
      A software tester walks into a bar.
      Runs into a bar.
      Crawls into a bar.
      Dances into a bar.
      Flies into a bar.
      Jumps into a bar.
      And orders:
      a beer.
      2 beers.
      0 beers.
      99999999 beers.
      a lizard in a beer glass.
      \-1 beer.
      "qwertyuiop" beers.
      Testing complete.
      A real customer walks into the bar and asks where the bathroom is.
      The bar goes up in flames

  • @bennybeebop1754
    @bennybeebop1754 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4245

    The game wouldn’t have crashed if CJ was drinking MUG instead.

    • @Darkfreed0m
      @Darkfreed0m 2 ปีที่แล้ว +234

      MUG moment

    • @nobodyinparticular9640
      @nobodyinparticular9640 2 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      @@Darkfreed0m SPRUNK moment

    • @ImmaLittlePip
      @ImmaLittlePip 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      This game is Busta straight Busta

    • @wesleyjones4036
      @wesleyjones4036 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The mega ultra gamer powers would turn the game into the ps2 version making it better

    • @Mekboy_ComputerMonster
      @Mekboy_ComputerMonster 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      I LOOOVE MUH MUG
      *ROOT BEER*

  • @bowmin1
    @bowmin1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +359

    Final can at $5600.
    Final can at the perfect moment in the song, Eye of the Tiger..
    Final can as the game autosaves at the worst possible moment (see Harper's comment about the technical info as to why this happened, if you don't want to, basically the models for the sprites get stored inside of the vending machine until CJ leaves the area and they despawn, these take up memory until the memory fills up and the game crashes. The autosave also kept these cans loaded in the memory, and autosaved exactly as the final cans were drunk, causing the memory to constantly be full on that savefile, thus preventing it from being loaded. I'd still advise finding Harper's comment if you are still interested in the technicalities.)
    A lot of coincidences. This is amazing.

    • @3lH4ck3rC0mf0r7
      @3lH4ck3rC0mf0r7 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Could lightning strike twice? More like, lightning struck 4 times in a row.

    • @Puffman728
      @Puffman728 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Also the fact that he drank exactly *621* cans

    • @Enders1
      @Enders1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      it saves for each drink

  • @RyujiRoyalSkull
    @RyujiRoyalSkull 2 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    Crashing to "The Eye of the Tiger" is the best possible thing that could've happened that stream XD

  • @nik0xiv605
    @nik0xiv605 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4889

    Finally caught a Vargskelethor stream. he updated his PC for two hours straight, lost all his money betting on horses with only half an A press, spent 45 minutes drinking sodas from a single vending machine, and fell asleep live on stream holding the A button, accidentally getting the entire VOD copyright claimed. Great entertainer he is.

    • @SirTarokei
      @SirTarokei 2 ปีที่แล้ว +187

      Finalmente logré ver a Vargskelethor en un stream. Actualizó su PC durante dos horas seguidas, perdió todo su dinero apostando a caballos al solo presionar el botón A a la mitad, pasó 45 minutos bebiendo refrescos de una sola máquina expendedora y se quedó dormido en vivo en la transmisión presionando el botón A. También accidentalmente hizó que el VOD fuera reclamado por derechos de autor. Es un gran animador.
      ᴵ ᶠᵉᵉˡ ʸᵒᵘ ᵇʳᵒ.

    • @ShashinInferno
      @ShashinInferno 2 ปีที่แล้ว +152

      Finalmente cheguei numa live do Vargskelethor. ele atualizou o PC por duas horas direto, perdeu todo seu dinheiro apostando em cavalos com apenas meio-A apertado, gastou 45 minutos bebendo coca de uma maquina de bebidas, e dormiu durante a live enquanto segurava o botão A, acidentalmente tomando strike na VOD. Ele é um grande animador.

    • @nikolai_O0
      @nikolai_O0 2 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      Akhirnya menangkap aliran Vargskelethor. dia memperbarui PC-nya selama dua jam berturut-turut, kehilangan semua uangnya bertaruh pada kuda hanya dengan setengah tekan A, menghabiskan 45 menit minum soda dari satu mesin penjual otomatis, dan tertidur langsung di streaming sambil menahan tombol A, tanpa sengaja mendapatkan seluruh VOD hak cipta diklaim. Penghibur hebat dia.

    • @qzeq
      @qzeq 2 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      Lopulta kiinni Vargskelethor-virran. hän päivitti tietokonettaan kaksi tuntia putkeen, menetti kaikki rahansa vedonlyönnissä hevosista vain puolella A-painalluksella, vietti 45 minuuttia juomalla virvoitusjuomia yhdestä automaatista ja nukahti suorassa lähetyksessä pitämällä A-painiketta ja sai vahingossa koko VOD:n. tekijänoikeusvaatimus. Hän on loistava viihdyttäjä.

    • @Fan1Mario
      @Fan1Mario 2 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      J'ai enfin attrapé un stream de Vargskelethor. Il a mit à jour son PC pendant deux heures d'affilées, perdu tout son argent sur des paris hippiques avec un seul demi-appui du A, passé 45 minutes à boire des sodas d'une seule distributrice et tombé endormi en live en tenant le bouton A, rendant le VOD complètement revendiqué aux droits d'auteur. Quel amuseur qu'il est.

  • @poohsif3272
    @poohsif3272 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3236

    “ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS DRINK 5000 CANS OF SPRUNK, CJ”

    • @tailsBOOM1992
      @tailsBOOM1992 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      I can practically hear Big Smoke saying this lol

    • @ImmaLittlePip
      @ImmaLittlePip 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@tailsBOOM1992 I can see Big Smoke drinking 5000 cans of spunk

    • @Jag-gr7oq
      @Jag-gr7oq 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      OOOOOOOHHHHHH!!!!!!

    • @partthethird
      @partthethird 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@tailsBOOM1992 I'll take 2 number nines, a number nine large, 5000 cans of Sprunk

    • @mareksicinski3726
      @mareksicinski3726 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@partthethird it was 622 exactly

  • @MiniGramV
    @MiniGramV 2 ปีที่แล้ว +253

    I made a joke about this in 2019, that Rockstar was gonna remake one of the GTA games, and it'll be so broken you can crash it with the soda machines.

    • @joshuakorynta3385
      @joshuakorynta3385 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      HE IS THE MESSIAH

    • @wasolaso1840
      @wasolaso1840 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Damn it Apollo not again

    • @TAL1SMAN6
      @TAL1SMAN6 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      you could do it in the original too though lol

    • @LieseFury
      @LieseFury 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      no you didn't

    • @mareksicinski3726
      @mareksicinski3726 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      it is actually in the original release as well

  • @joshy541
    @joshy541 2 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    Sprunk
    *verb*
    -When Joel intentionally takes an action that will, predictably, result in the game breaking
    "He sprunked GTA. again."

  • @alphabulblax1649
    @alphabulblax1649 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1547

    Bricking GTA by drinking too much soda is up there with 'losing at Desert Bus after 7 hours' and 'accidentally gaslighting the internet into thinking there was an evil farming game' on the list of the most Joel things to ever happen.

    • @tezcanaslan2877
      @tezcanaslan2877 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I need context on second one

    • @alanmerino9440
      @alanmerino9440 2 ปีที่แล้ว +195

      @@tezcanaslan2877 Joel played Desert Bus (which takes 8 hours in real time to gain one point) without taking breaks or speeding up the game, only to have the bus stuck and towed all the way back... All because he was playing Duck Tales through his phone.

    • @the__wolf5087
      @the__wolf5087 2 ปีที่แล้ว +139

      @@tezcanaslan2877 during the Desert Bus stream Joel mentioned an “evil farming game” which many people believed they’d played at one point, people hunted for it for months before realising it wasn’t real.

    • @alphabulblax1649
      @alphabulblax1649 2 ปีที่แล้ว +229

      @@the__wolf5087 Not exactly. It was during an Earth Defense Force stream and he was just joking about the game "Body Harvest" saying it made him think of "Body Harvest Moon." He kept joking about the game and it slipped into someone's subconscious and it ended up causing a hunt for the game that lasted several years.

    • @the__wolf5087
      @the__wolf5087 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@alphabulblax1649 Ah my B, couldn’t remember the exact details outside of people trying to find a game that didn’t exist for months on end.

  • @trentm5125
    @trentm5125 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3317

    Quickest VOD to main channel turnaround I ever seen.

    • @Denielle-V
      @Denielle-V 2 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      1:40 *Betting only allows for even numbers
      5 & 25: *"Are we a joke to you?"*
      This is just a joke, i may or may not understand the betting system in GTA SA

    • @NunofYerbizness
      @NunofYerbizness 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Excluding $0, the 7 buttons that the player can select to add to their betting money are the only numbers that can be added to the current bidding. The player is unable to bet any amount that ends in 1, 2, 3, 4, 6, 7, 8, or 9. If the player attempts to select a button for a bidding price greater than the player's own wealth (for example, $100 when the player only has $90), it will not allow for the rest of the player's money to go towards that bet. $5 is the minimum amount required to bet.

    • @ona512
      @ona512 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      iconic

    • @lawncrow
      @lawncrow 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      A truly legendary moment in history.

    • @GoogleUser-ms6hr
      @GoogleUser-ms6hr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Meanwhile VineOS takes what 3 years? BUT ITS COMING NOW BABY OOOOH YEAHHHH

  • @legendaryterra4418
    @legendaryterra4418 2 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    Joel: *drinking CJ to death*
    Music: TRANSFORMERRRRRRS!

  • @ginidontthinkso4282
    @ginidontthinkso4282 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    "I'll play this game once and I'll never play it again!"
    And the game did that for him.

  • @08Juan80
    @08Juan80 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1829

    Joel would make a good beta tester.

    • @TallTapper
      @TallTapper 2 ปีที่แล้ว +135

      so would Vinny

    • @rightyloosey8554
      @rightyloosey8554 2 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      I would actually fucken hire these people to beta test my games on stream.

    • @Kio_186
      @Kio_186 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      i mean, they (WE) are but not payed, there is no need

    • @vegas3352
      @vegas3352 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@TallTapper He would be perfect for the job with his passive

    • @davideaezakmi9530
      @davideaezakmi9530 2 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      Why would developers pay beta testers when people continue to buy the game at day one and do it for free?

  • @MisterPrawn
    @MisterPrawn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1591

    Rockstar Games Seal of Quality™

    • @RalphInRalphWorld
      @RalphInRalphWorld 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      "as close to perfect as anything can be"

    • @_-Lx-_
      @_-Lx-_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      *"""""""""""""DEFINITIVE EDITION"""""""""""""tm*

    • @soyiago
      @soyiago 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Powered by Grove Street Games™

    • @LunaticWithALicense
      @LunaticWithALicense 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Seal of quantity

    • @DrUSB
      @DrUSB 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      truly a MUG gaming moment

  • @FlareStorms
    @FlareStorms 2 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    you cannot deny the sheer power and beauty of "you got the touch" playing as joel finally realized he bricked the game by drinking hundreds of cans of sprunk

  • @chalkyi8681
    @chalkyi8681 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    i love that this started because joel thought he could only bet in even numbers

  • @startedtech
    @startedtech 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2544

    Also what this left out- Joel spending 10 minutes going through the machine until he found Holy Colon

    • @hollenhammer
      @hollenhammer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      then he lost on a 3 to 1

    • @NinoJoel
      @NinoJoel 2 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      @@hollenhammer the horse race is actually broken on Manny games.....
      I've seen streamrrs playing over a dozen games at the highest chance (50/50) and losing all of them

    • @thekanad4134
      @thekanad4134 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@NinoJoel I mean.... This is how maths works

    • @KiraPlaysGuitar
      @KiraPlaysGuitar 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@NinoJoel Damn, what are the odds?

    • @NinoJoel
      @NinoJoel 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@thekanad4134 lol if you have a 50% Chance of winning and you lose 20+ games in a row how is that normal.

  • @Damarcos29
    @Damarcos29 2 ปีที่แล้ว +671

    "Do you think we should bug test for if someone decided to drink hundreds of sodas in a row"
    "Why the fuck someone would do that?"

    • @Mara_thorn
      @Mara_thorn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      You really shouldn't ask this kind of question in the time we're living
      Because it's 100% guaranteed that someone actually does it

    • @rugalbernstein5913
      @rugalbernstein5913 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      I think the better question should be why even allow the cans to exist for longer than a few seconds, let alone however many minutes Joel took to do this? I am actually impressed that they managed to keep about a thousand cans inside the vending machine model without them violently exploding in a mess of physics though.

    • @Rad-Dude63andathird
      @Rad-Dude63andathird 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@rugalbernstein5913 San Andreas doesn't really have much "physics" going on tbh so it's easy for me to believe.

    • @wingedfish1175
      @wingedfish1175 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I mean it's a consequence of a larger issue but yeah

    • @mareksicinski3726
      @mareksicinski3726 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      hundreds actually

  • @VortexKiller2
    @VortexKiller2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    "All you had to do was follow the damn train CJ!"
    "Sorry Big Smoke, I was too busy drinking Sprunk and gambling."

  • @CaptainZaimon
    @CaptainZaimon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    There's so much raw primal desire in Joel saying "YES" as he arrives to the Sprunk machine

  • @Lonestarz95
    @Lonestarz95 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2471

    The way I always destincted Joel from Vinny is that; Vinny is like a natural disaster when it comes to video games via natural corruptions. While Joel is like a man-made disaster when it comes to video games, he is the only person I've seen nuke San Andres to be unplayable.

    • @Galvatron102
      @Galvatron102 2 ปีที่แล้ว +191

      ...By drinking 500 cans of soda

    • @MezzoForte4
      @MezzoForte4 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Joel's more likable too.

    • @kingkaydengaming2786
      @kingkaydengaming2786 2 ปีที่แล้ว +156

      @@MezzoForte4 I think mr speeen man is likeable too

    • @k96man
      @k96man 2 ปีที่แล้ว +137

      I understand. Vinny has his passive and Joel has his active ability

    • @brandonm5816
      @brandonm5816 2 ปีที่แล้ว +226

      Things happen to Vinny.
      Joel happens to things.

  • @TerrorLTZ
    @TerrorLTZ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +681

    i wonder what could be the reaction of customer support with "i sprunked the game"

    • @rompevuevitos222
      @rompevuevitos222 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Considering there are more easier to trigger bugs that can also bust your save which they didn't fix, i doubt they would care

    • @Xenobork
      @Xenobork 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      The only time R* will ever acknowledge a support ticket is if you start with "the game's all sprunked up"

    • @0neDoomedSpaceMarine
      @0neDoomedSpaceMarine 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@rompevuevitos222 Man, Grove Street Games are just a bunch of bullshitters, aren't they?

    • @rompevuevitos222
      @rompevuevitos222 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@0neDoomedSpaceMarine This is a straight up port of the android version, the most broken version available
      Only difference is the graphics, all the other bugs, exploits and the like are still there because they copied the code 1 to 1
      There absolutely nothing definitive about this

    • @alicev1500
      @alicev1500 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@rompevuevitos222 at least it plays better than the 360 port of San Andreas. Not a very high bar though.

  • @tyler22367
    @tyler22367 2 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    The way he stops and looks at the Sprunk billboard to get his plan is nearly identical to the scene from the Jojo OVAs of Dio turning and smiling at the 7-UP sign.

  • @happymartin6778
    @happymartin6778 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    So from 2:39 - the crash, Joel spend $621 to drink 621 cans of Sprunk.
    621 is what it took to break this game.

    • @happymartin6778
      @happymartin6778 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Comparing with the nutritional facts of what it's parodying (Sprite), a can, according to the official site, is 140 Calories.
      Joel forced CJ to drink 86,940 Calories of Lemon-Lime Soda.
      With 65mg of Sodium, that comes out to 40,365mg
      A can would have 12 fl oz. with 621 it comes to 7,452 fl oz, OR, 59 GALLONS of Sprite! That's almost the size of a wood wine barrel!

    • @kingkaydengaming2786
      @kingkaydengaming2786 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@happymartin6778 yum

  • @god2electricboogaloo200
    @god2electricboogaloo200 2 ปีที่แล้ว +738

    not sure what was funnier at 4:20, the handless man downing a sprunk with badlands in the background, or the fact that 5 thousand people were watching him down sprunks so he wouldn't have anything left when he gambled 6k

    • @qee4617
      @qee4617 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Nice.

    • @HC-qc5rp
      @HC-qc5rp 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      4:20

    • @EmanueleX
      @EmanueleX 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Shoutouts to Simpleflips

    • @magicmariotv7772
      @magicmariotv7772 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Or the fact that he played music that was in The Transformers: the Movie

    • @cheeplethebulldog1420
      @cheeplethebulldog1420 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Or the fact that the zoom in was perfectly timed with the music.

  • @PhantomTheMate
    @PhantomTheMate 2 ปีที่แล้ว +849

    Only Joel can somehow BRICK his save by over dosing on video game soda after losing all his money in horse races... never change Joel... never change

    • @3lH4ck3rC0mf0r7
      @3lH4ck3rC0mf0r7 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      It's almost poetic

    • @anankos795
      @anankos795 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Well, you got to do it Brick By Brick!

    • @Circuitssmith
      @Circuitssmith 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@anankos795
      Brick by brick,
      Sprunk my dicc,
      No matter how thin,
      No matter how thicc

  • @GINTegg
    @GINTegg 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    CJ's heart must be stopped...no matter the cost.

  • @exaltedarchvile4357
    @exaltedarchvile4357 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Love the Transformers the Movie OST playing in the background while he Sprunks the game to death.

  • @maksymiliankuznik4856
    @maksymiliankuznik4856 2 ปีที่แล้ว +562

    That's why I love Joel. If he randomly wants to drink 10 000 Sprunks in the game, he does it. Even if this gonna kill the save.

    • @jamiehughes5573
      @jamiehughes5573 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Not just the save,but the entire game

    • @rugalbernstein5913
      @rugalbernstein5913 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@jamiehughes5573 not the entire game, just the save, according to someone with more knowledge about the game, apparently all of the sprunks Joel drank never de-spawned because he didn't leave the area, and so the game crashed due to memory/object storage issues, then the game crashed every time Joel tried to load it because the auto-save chose probably the worst possible moment to save right before the original crash.
      Granted, Joel was being completely dumb to make that happen in the first place, but it still shows the devs didn't really bother optimizing the game to avoid the issue since those empty cans have no business existing that long.

  • @Arcademan09
    @Arcademan09 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1158

    The Virgin Streamer: "oh no, copyright music! My channel NOOOO"
    The Chad Swede: " *EYE OF THE TIGERRRRR!* "

    • @SomeOne-vf1rs
      @SomeOne-vf1rs 2 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Personally my favorite was the Transformers theme lol

    • @Cloverpotato
      @Cloverpotato 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@SomeOne-vf1rs Along with The Touch.

    • @birdsamora9925
      @birdsamora9925 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      How does he do it

    • @Spiffyo
      @Spiffyo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@birdsamora9925 I'm not super certain about it, but TH-cam videos don't get hit that use multiple songs from different companies because if one company claims the video, the others could sue for misuse of copyright or potential profits stolen and while it could be resolved, companies don't want to get into a several hundred thousand dollar battle for a few thousand

    • @crimsondynamo615
      @crimsondynamo615 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      *TRANSFORMERS!*

  • @Lishadra
    @Lishadra 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The fact that this video also includes the Transformers theme *and* The Touch is giving me some kind of high

  • @officernealy
    @officernealy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Quick Maths! There are 330 milliliters in the average can of soda, 5 liters of blood in the average human body, and each can of Sprunk costs $1.00. If you subtract the number of money Joel had at the start of his Sprunk binge ($6212.00) from the time it crashes ($5600.00), you end up with $612.00 spent on 612 cans of Sprunk. If we multiply 612 by the number of milliliters in the cans (330), you get 201960 which then converted into liters is 201.96. That means CJ drank 40.39 persons in soda.
    Tl;dr, it's no wonder CJ permanently died and it's also no wonder why Rockstar won't be receiving my $60 plus tax this year

  • @timthememer2785
    @timthememer2785 2 ปีที่แล้ว +300

    Joel really saw that Futurama episode where Fry drinks 100 coffees and went 'you're a poosy'.

    • @Mara_thorn
      @Mara_thorn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Fry stopped time
      Cj broke reality

    • @apollyonnoctis1291
      @apollyonnoctis1291 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@Mara_thorn Dialga and Palkia

    • @elonleon4452
      @elonleon4452 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@Mara_thorn Fry wasted 500$
      CJ wasted the universe

  • @clover279
    @clover279 2 ปีที่แล้ว +809

    This should be a speedrunning category for this game

    • @kie_stone
      @kie_stone 2 ปีที่แล้ว +126

      meme category SPRUNK%

    • @Ekraelum
      @Ekraelum 2 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      This but unironically

    • @danielcogan8205
      @danielcogan8205 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Someone actually did it.
      Link: th-cam.com/video/4TP8z5sUzSU/w-d-xo.html

    • @SubnovaJH
      @SubnovaJH 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      soda%

    • @josephikrakowskiwithflextape
      @josephikrakowskiwithflextape 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      SPRUNKED%

  • @slinkraidsagain
    @slinkraidsagain 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    1:39 "betting only allows even numbers"
    *shows 5 and 25*

  • @corydonlapaz6803
    @corydonlapaz6803 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    I have a nice spicy guess as to how the Sprunkening happened here, Yo-el.
    I'm assuming that all of those stacking cans of Sprunk aren't being de-spawned properly by the engine and are just continuing to persist in the game world until you move away from them. So they just keep stacking up until the engine experiences an overflow of some kind. Then the engine saves during the crash, and when you try to load again it's trying to load 500 cans of refreshing, game crashing, Sprunk again.

  • @DeathAngel-ft8oz
    @DeathAngel-ft8oz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +328

    6,222 minus 5,600 = 621.
    He drank 621 cans of Sprunk, which crashed the game and corrupted his save.
    Great game.

  • @TheRealFolkBlues
    @TheRealFolkBlues 2 ปีที่แล้ว +502

    You know the video's gonna be REALLY special when a new game manages to get Joel to upload a highlight more than three times a year

    • @seamusmckeon9109
      @seamusmckeon9109 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      5 WHOLE VIDEOS

    • @bloofrozo
      @bloofrozo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@seamusmckeon9109 and we're getting another one next week!

    • @seamusmckeon9109
      @seamusmckeon9109 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@bloofrozo holy sheeat

  • @paraco6083
    @paraco6083 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The Transformers The Movie theme with the zoom in ended my life

  • @kattastic9999
    @kattastic9999 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Broke: It crashed due to Rockstar's servers dying, which broke the games for everyone
    Woke: Joel caused a data glitch by doing this and killed the servers

  • @imBailout
    @imBailout 2 ปีที่แล้ว +614

    This is hands down the weirdest crash I’ve ever seen in a video game. HE JUST DRANK SODA.

    • @qzeq
      @qzeq 2 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      A fitting end to a stream that felt like a fever dream from start to finish

    • @meat7490
      @meat7490 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      It’s Radical! *chug chug* Radical! *chug chug* drink it!

    • @startedtech
      @startedtech 2 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Since drinking soda makes CJ gain weight, I wonder if for some reason it kept adding on and on to the counter until there was an overflow

    • @jignjorf9076
      @jignjorf9076 2 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      @@startedtech Well yea that makes sense but it's the fact that it appears to have literally *fried* the save file completely that makes it so strange

    • @foolishgoose453
      @foolishgoose453 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@startedtech The game still kept spawning the canned sodas on the ground so it probably died after reaching an internal limit, though the devs could've just put a limit.

  • @elegant_lilligant
    @elegant_lilligant 2 ปีที่แล้ว +423

    Finally catched a Joel stream. He did nothing but drink Sprunk, only for the game to crash after ~650 cans of the fizzy goodness. His save got corrupted and everything went to waste. Great entertainer he is.

    • @hippopotamusfan5150
      @hippopotamusfan5150 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      This was genuinely the first Joel stream I caught live and seeing chat spamming that was even more hilarious

    • @CassiCalamity
      @CassiCalamity 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      How long did he drink Sprunk for?

    • @elegant_lilligant
      @elegant_lilligant 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@hippopotamusfan5150 Welcome to the ranks of Barbie Girls, where we are subjected to Joel's -2 jokes and bits and can never skip.

    • @hippopotamusfan5150
      @hippopotamusfan5150 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@CassiCalamity around 1 hour

    • @elegant_lilligant
      @elegant_lilligant 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@CassiCalamity Not much, just around 1 hour :)

  • @Mate_Antal_Zoltan
    @Mate_Antal_Zoltan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "Betting only allows even numbers"
    **clearly shows $5 and $25 being an option**

  • @bluscout6440
    @bluscout6440 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Joel is probably holding the record for the most sprunk drank in gta san

  • @donkarasu-9644
    @donkarasu-9644 2 ปีที่แล้ว +564

    CJ suffered from a sugar crash from all that Sprunk, which is why the game experienced a crash itself. He's in a higher plane of existence as a result. (Definitely not a Regular Show reference.)

    • @LermaBean
      @LermaBean 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Jolly good show

    • @Polychi1998
      @Polychi1998 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      CJ would make a good character in Regular Show.

    • @KangarooJay
      @KangarooJay ปีที่แล้ว +1

      do you know who else drinks hundreds of sprunks and crashes the universe?

  • @MetalDeeds
    @MetalDeeds 2 ปีที่แล้ว +304

    Joel was so hyped up off sugar from all of those thousands of soda he drank that he actually posted this highlight days after it happened live.

    • @jess648
      @jess648 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      instead of a year and a half after the original stream

  • @spicy767
    @spicy767 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Transformers movie soundtrack goes crazy hard glad to see it in this historical moment

  • @kylesoler4139
    @kylesoler4139 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    I think R* recently refrenced this with their current GTA Online event where players have to drink a combined 100 million sprunk and eCola cans.

  • @donkarasu-9644
    @donkarasu-9644 2 ปีที่แล้ว +471

    On a serious note, the whole 47 minute Sprunk drinking thing gives me Stryder7x Paper Mario vibes.

    • @camharkness
      @camharkness 2 ปีที่แล้ว +123

      "Drinking 473837482724 cans of sprunk crashes paper mario"

    • @gamerofgamers1417
      @gamerofgamers1417 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I remember that video.

    • @ZilbaFollie
      @ZilbaFollie 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Why that's a name I haven't heard in forever...

    • @Ekraelum
      @Ekraelum 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      "Baking a cake for 4.5 years is perfectly acceptable"

    • @Matt_19-89
      @Matt_19-89 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Hope he's doing alright and he sorted out that problem

  • @DeterminedTorres
    @DeterminedTorres 2 ปีที่แล้ว +470

    the crash was so amazing, no words were offered…

  • @sackfu7952
    @sackfu7952 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Btw, In the stream, Joel suggested that people should introduce Sprunk% as a speedrun category, i searched it up real fast and at least one person has legitimately done a speedrun of this glitch

  • @andoy_
    @andoy_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    mmm quick sprunk stop

  • @timmyreobed5043
    @timmyreobed5043 2 ปีที่แล้ว +217

    The game didn't crash, CJ just died of a caffeine overdose.

    • @mackback319
      @mackback319 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      cj permadie

    • @superdays7933
      @superdays7933 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      He couldn't respawn and go back to the hospital from the diabetes

    • @Zennishiable
      @Zennishiable 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sprunk/Sprite doesn't have any caffeine.

    • @superdays7933
      @superdays7933 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Zennishiable that's what they want you to think

  • @recnepsrc
    @recnepsrc 2 ปีที่แล้ว +162

    The music combined with the image of BadlandsChugs' fucking ghostly aura projected over it made it feel like a shonen anime. "THIS ONE IS FOR YOU, BADLANDS!!!"

  • @Convoy143
    @Convoy143 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    This game received the most humilliating corruption because a random guy wanted to get an even number of bucks for betting

  • @nightshade614
    @nightshade614 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "Local swedish man drinks thousands cans of soda and ends reality"

    • @Mario583a
      @Mario583a 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "Sprunk is often disappointing" ~ Joelnos

    • @ryanm.8720
      @ryanm.8720 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      That sounds like the premise of a 'Wario Dies' video.

  • @MrThatguyuknow
    @MrThatguyuknow 2 ปีที่แล้ว +239

    This has to be the fastest Joel's ever posted a highlight

  • @qwertyioup195
    @qwertyioup195 2 ปีที่แล้ว +129

    When you drink 4095 Sprunks and you drink one more, but the game thinks you drunk -4096 Sprunks and crashes

    • @poke548
      @poke548 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      He only drank 622, though, with the 623rd crashing upon consumption.

    • @MazaAzi
      @MazaAzi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@poke548 wait a minate. doesn't the game make CJ fatter or healthier based on what he eats and does
      so 623 x the health value of sprunk must have looped back around and made CJ *TOO HEALTH FOR GTA TO HANDLE*

    • @bruhSaintJohn
      @bruhSaintJohn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@MazaAzi why would that loop tho? Isn't hp variable clamped?

    • @KopperNeoman
      @KopperNeoman 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Too many spawned cans broke the game.
      The autosave bricked it.

    • @MazaAzi
      @MazaAzi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@bruhSaintJohn no no! Not hp, Health as in literal health.
      so GTA has a system were if you eat unhealthily you get fat and move slower and if you do healthy activities the opposite happens. THAT variable is dynamic and dynamic variables in old, short, or indie video games often have a fixed limit that, if surpassed, will cause the game's logic to panic and loop back around to the negative extreme (eg: limit = 255, X value = 255, X value + 1 = -255 ) this would break the game because the game devs would never expect for anyone to reach that value, and rightfully so as getting unhealthy is easier than getting healthy. so because the devs didn't plan for that, CJ's model is being modified by the health value to a point were the game can't properly generate him and thus crashes.
      But that's just my theory.

  • @noneyabidnes4726
    @noneyabidnes4726 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    I need this Sprunk playlist, it makes me want to fly jet fighters for some reason... and an indescribable thirst for soda

  • @pastelxenon
    @pastelxenon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Joel has such a good taste in music

  • @UltimaShadowX
    @UltimaShadowX 2 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    The Eye of the Tiger playing out like it did added to such a legendary moment, easily my favorite stream of 2021.

    • @joshuakorynta3385
      @joshuakorynta3385 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      oh hey I saw your Twitter post on this

    • @user-ks3dm3jk1l
      @user-ks3dm3jk1l 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Is there a name of that music playlist?
      I want it

    • @TheLeftOne40
      @TheLeftOne40 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I also need that playlist for my soda chugging sessions

  • @coughboy2887
    @coughboy2887 2 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    YOU’VE GOT THE TOUCH, YOU GOT THE POWER

    • @senorpeebo2360
      @senorpeebo2360 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      WHEN ALL HELL'S BREAKING LOOSE
      YOU'LL BE RIGHT IN THE EYE OF THE STORM

    • @juhnegg1041
      @juhnegg1041 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      YOU'VE GOT THE SPRUNK!

    • @FlareStorms
      @FlareStorms 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      YOU GOT THE BROKENNNNNNNN

  • @hexagonal69
    @hexagonal69 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This is a good lesson to everyone. Don’t drink 5000 cans of Sprite or our entire universe is going to collapse.

  • @Subhersive
    @Subhersive 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    man singlehandedly drinks the sprunk corporation out of existence while trying to lose enough money to pay for gambling.

  • @joshuarosebrough5127
    @joshuarosebrough5127 2 ปีที่แล้ว +261

    Joel: Hey, let’s have CJ drink an ungodly amount of sugary soda.
    CJ: Fucking dies of a heart attack*

    • @bruhSaintJohn
      @bruhSaintJohn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      CJ? He's fine. The game? Less so.

    • @FrostySparks
      @FrostySparks 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I must admit tho, CJ took the heart attack too literally and projected it into the entire game.

  • @Muster_Muckee_II
    @Muster_Muckee_II 2 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    Can't wait for a video titled "Why does drinking 5000 cans of soda corrupt your savefile in GTA San Andreas Definitive Edition ?"

  • @Millennia0007
    @Millennia0007 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    YOU GOT THE SPRUNK
    YOU GOT CORRUPTION

  • @tate3117
    @tate3117 2 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    favorite thing is people in the comments like "what a stupid fucking remaster. Rockstar can't code for shit if I can't drink 1000s of Sprunks over the course of multiple hours"

    • @autobotstarscream765
      @autobotstarscream765 ปีที่แล้ว

      See, they can do that here because the game in question is broken anyway. 😂
      th-cam.com/video/DhtOzwKqeYQ/w-d-xo.html

  • @outlier9099
    @outlier9099 2 ปีที่แล้ว +203

    3:10 What's more hilarious about this is that in the first Libe action movie, a Mountain Dew drink machine becomes a transformer.

    • @juhnegg1041
      @juhnegg1041 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Sprunkformers

    • @tricksterzyro3230
      @tricksterzyro3230 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      And it's become a fan favorite, there's also been an oreo transformer.

    • @tomtomtrent
      @tomtomtrent 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@tricksterzyro3230 “We must find Oreo-Bot. He is our last and greatest hope” -Optimus Prime

    • @tricksterzyro3230
      @tricksterzyro3230 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@tomtomtrent there's a scene in one of the last live action transformers movies where the oreo robot is shot down, talk about last hope.

    • @tomtomtrent
      @tomtomtrent 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@tricksterzyro3230 oh yeah I know, RIP. I didn’t actually see the movie, but I got that quote from this video: th-cam.com/video/tRmRMnVULs8/w-d-xo.html

  • @scumsynth
    @scumsynth 2 ปีที่แล้ว +284

    this was absolutely surreal to catch live thank you for the immense sprunkage joel

  • @eckitronix
    @eckitronix 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    A treasured moment I'm honored to have caught live. All I was doing was jamming in the chat playing NES games on mute so I could hear the bopping 80s jams and then suddenly, we crack open the Eye of the Tiger and the entire universe gets Sprunked. I remember that day I had to take off my shirt and turn on the fan, and raise the volume while barely stifling cackling able to wake up my whole continent. I gotta say I find it cool there was a song that sounded like Ken's theme in Street Fighter 2

  • @__inf1nite__295
    @__inf1nite__295 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I need the playlist Joel had for this

  • @_-Lx-_
    @_-Lx-_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +564

    Truly Rockstar has reached new heights, an experience worthy of the title: """"""""""""""""""""""definitive""""""""""""""""""""""

    • @Kilo_Miles
      @Kilo_Miles 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      (Squidward plays his clarinet until doorbell rings)
      Doctor Gill Gilliam: Yeah, uhh, we're with the pet hospital down the street, and I understand that you have a dying animal on the premises. (Squidward slams door. shellphone rings, Squidward picks it up)
      Squidward: Hello. You've reached the house of unrecognized talent. Please start after the (plays a foul clarinet note)
      Squilliam(in left side of a split screen): Sounds like you've got a dying animal to attend to, eh ol' chum?
      Squidward(on right side of split screen): (gasps) Squilliam Fancyson from band class?!
      Squilliam: (snooty) I hear you're playing the cash register now.
      Squidward: Sometimes. Uh, how's the unibrow?
      Squilliam: It's big and valuable. I'm the leader of a big fancy band now, and we're supposed to play the BUBBLE BOWL next week.
      Squidward: (stammering) The ba-ba-ba…The ba-ba-ba…The ba-ba-ba...
      Squilliam: That's right. I'm living YOUR dreams Squidward. The problem is, I'm busy next week and can't make it. So, I was hoping you and your band could cover for us.
      Squidward: (still stammering) Ohh, uhh, I…I, uhh…
      Squilliam: I knew it! You don't even have a band! Well, I'll just let you get back to the service industry now.
      Squidward: HOLD IT! It just so happens that I don't sell fast food, I do have a band, and we're going to play that Bubble Bowl! How do you like that, Fancyboy?!
      Squilliam: Good luck, next Tuesday. I hope the audience brings lots of…Ibuprofen. (hangs up phone)
      Squidward: I've got to drum up a marching band fast! Drum…haha…band humor.
      (screen fades to Bikini Bottomites reading off of band practice flyers)
      Sandy: Looking to add fulfillment to your dull, dull life?
      Plankton: Then become part of the greatest musical sensation to ever hit Bikini Bottom.
      Mrs. Puff: And be forever adored by thousands of people you don't know.
      Mr. Krabs: Not to mention free refreshments.
      Larry: Practice begins tonight. 8:30 sharp. (Squidward looks at his watch while driving a canoe car with instruments)
      Squidward: Stupid music rental clerk made me late. That trilobite didn't know an oboe from an elbow. Elbow, heh, more band humor.
      [ALL CHATTERING]
      Squidward: People, people, settle down! Ok, now. How many of you have played musical instruments before?
      Plankton: Do instruments of torture count?
      Squidward: No.
      Patrick: Is mayonnaise an instrument?
      Squidward: No, Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument. (Patrick raises his hand again) Horse radish is not an instrument, either. (Patrick lowers his hand) That's fine. No one has experience. Fortunately, I have enough talent for all of you. (laughs)
      Mr. Krabs: When do we get the free food?
      Squidward: Ok, try to repeat after me. (Squidward plays 6 notes) Brass section, go. (brass section repeats) Good. Now the wind. (wind section repeats) And the drums. (drum players, including SpongeBob, misunderstand what Squidward means, so they blow on their drum sticks, which blow out and stick Squidward to the wall) Too bad that didn't kill me. (Next scene) Let's just try stepping in rhythm. Now I want everyone to stand in straight rows of five.
      SpongeBob: Is this the part where we start kicking?
      Squidward: No, SpongeBob, that's a chorus line.
      Patrick: Kicking?! I want to do some kicking! (Patrick kicks Sandy in her leg )
      Sandy: Ow! Why, you…! (dust cloud of beatings appears with Sandy jumping at Patrick, which then goes out an open door, which then closes)
      [PATRICK YELLS OUTSIDE]
      Patrick: Whoever's the owner of a white sedan, you left your lights on. (Patrick walks in with his head and torso seperated by a trombone, his head in the horn, then plays a tune with a series of A and B-flats. When he sits down, he plays a loud blare as the trombone slide goes down and opens his mouth, then when the note is over, he looks down with his head straight)
      Narrator: Day two. (band walking down a street playing)
      Squidward: Okay, that's perfect everybody. Bubble Bowl here we come. Flag twirlers, really spin those things. Okay, turn. Flag twirlers, let's go. I wanna see some spinning. Flag twirlers let's move!!! C'mon, move!!! (flag twirlers spin fast and fly into the air and explode when running into a blimp. Trumpet player plays "Taps", then Squidward lies down on street, curled up in a ball)
      Narrator: Day three.
      Squidward: How's that harmonica solo coming, Plankton?
      Plankton: It's tremendous! Ya wanna see? {runs to his harmonica and plays the first note. Runs along and plays another note. Runs down and plays three notes at the same time. He gets tired and walks slowly to another note. Has trouble playing it. Falls down and spreads saliva}
      Narrator: Day four.
      Squidward: Well, this is our last night together before the show. And I know that none of you improved since we began… (Patrick chews on a trumpet) …but I have a theory. People talk loud when they wanna act smart, right?
      Plankton: (loudly) CORRECT!!
      Squidward: So, if we play loud, people might think we're good. Everybody ready? { Everybody gets their instuments ready}And a one, and a two, and a one, two, three, four! (Instantly a piercing loud horrible sound from the instruments breaks the windows apart and causes a small earthquake. Squidward's face is deformed like a Picasso painting and his baton breaks in half.) Okay, new theory..... Maybe we should play so quietly, no one can hear us.
      Harold: (Australian accent) Well, maybe we wouldn't sound so bad if some people didn't try to play with big, meaty claws!
      Mr. Krabs: What did you say, punk?!
      Harold: (Angrily) BIG, MEATY CLAWS!
      Mr. Krabs: (Turns his eyes in anger) Well, these claws ain't just for attracting mates.
      Harold: Bring it on, old man! Bring it on!
      SpongeBob: No, people. Let's be smart and bring it off.
      Nancy: Oh ho, so now the talking cheese is going to preach to us.
      [ALL ARGUING]
      Squidward: Wait, wait. I know tensions are high. (everyone gets into a fight. Pilar and Larry are yelling at each other. Medley slams a drum on him.) There's a deposit on the equipment, people! (everyone uses their instruments as weapons. Mr. Krabs and Harold charge with clarinets like a joust but they slow down as Mrs. Puff slams them with cymbals.) Settle down, please. (Sandy and Frank are fighting. Sandy destroys Frank's xylophone by chopping it with a drum stick and he runs away. Patrick furiously kicks Sandy, and Sandy glares, turns red and snarls before grabbing a trombone. Patrick screams and runs off as Sandy chases him and the clock sounds at 10 and everyone stops fighting.)
      Fred: Hey, class is over! (they all walk to the door making up their fight where Squidward slams them open)
      Squidward: Well, you did it. You took my one chance at happiness and crushed it. Crushed it into little tiny, bite-size pieces. I really had expected better of you people. I guess I'm a loser for that, too. Don't bother showing up tomorrow. I'll just tell them you all died in a marching accident. So, thanks, thanks for nothing.
      Patrick: You're welcome.
      SpongeBob: What kind of monsters are we? That poor creature came to us in his hour of need, and we failed him. Squidward's always been there for us when it was convenient for him. Evelyn, when your little Jimmy was trapped in a fire, who rescued him?
      Evelyn: A firemen.
      SpongeBob: And Larry, when your heart failed out from all those tanning pills, who revived you?
      Larry: Some guy in an ambulance.
      SpongeBob: Right. So, if we can all just pretend that Squidward was a fireman, or a guy in an ambulance, then I'm sure that we can all pull together and discover what it truly means: to be in a marching band.
      Harold: Yeah, for the fireman!
      All: Hooray!
      SpongeBob: Now let's make Squidward proud. A-one, a-two, a-skiddleydiddleydoo.
      (At Bubble Bowl)
      Squidward: I knew this was going to happen. They're just going to have to find another band to play. I just hope that… (sees Squilliam) …SQUILLIAM DOESN'T FIND OUT! SQUILLIAM!! AH! What are you doing here?
      Squilliam: (laughs) I just wanted to watch you blow it. So, where's your band?
      Squidward: Um, they couldn't come. They…died.
      Squilliam: Then who's that?
      Squidward: AH! THAT WOULD BE MY BAND!
      SpongeBob: We're ready to perform, Squidward.
      Squilliam: Well, Squiddy, this is exactly how I pictured your band with look. (SpongeBob dances while flicking his tongue back and forth)
      Squidward: That's his…eager face. (Squilliam laughs. They all go into the Bubble Bowl)
      Squidward: Well, I guess this will be the last time I can show my face in this town.
      SpongeBob: That's the spirit, Squidward. (bowl raises above a football field)
      Football Announcer: Ok, football fans. Put your hands together for the Bikini Bottom SuperBand!!!!! (crowd cheers)
      Patrick: These are some ugly looking fish.
      SpongeBob: Maybe we're in those toxic waste dumps.
      Mr. Krabs: I think I'm gonna be sick.
      Squidward: (Nervously) Ok, everybody. Let's get this over with. One, two, three, four...
      (Several band members play trumpets for a short time) (Music: "Sweet Victory") (SpongeBob begins singing)
      [SINGING] The winner takes all, it's the thrill of one more kill. The last one to fall will never sacrifice their will. Don't ever look back on the wind closing in. The only attack were their wings on the wind. Oh, the daydream begins. And it's sweet, sweet, sweet victory, yeah. And it's ours for the taking, it's ours for the fight, in the sweet, sweet, sweet victory, yeah. And the world is ours to follow. Sweet, sweet, sweet victory.
      (Squilliam is shocked at the band's success and Squidward looks at Squilliam in an evil and smug way causing Squilliam to be scared. Squidward as he makes rock star moves, Squilliam passes out of a heart attack and Squidward waves good bye to him as medical doctors take him away in the distance. Squidward jumps into the air, delighted that he has a great band)

    • @DomPeriod
      @DomPeriod 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      even though this bug was present on the original release...

    • @hyperpotato1197
      @hyperpotato1197 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@DomPeriod Then shouldn’t a “definitive” edition fix it?

    • @DomPeriod
      @DomPeriod 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@hyperpotato1197 Not exactly easy to fix a bug present with how the original games handles despawning things. Maybe Rockstar can, now that they're the ones working on the updates, but if you really think some outsourced company in buttfuck India can fix a glitch like that, you're delusional.

    • @hyperpotato1197
      @hyperpotato1197 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@DomPeriod If a studio can’t fix bugs don’t outsource your projects to them bonehead

  • @internetvirus64
    @internetvirus64 2 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    Daym Joel you just gonna speedrun a highlight like that

    • @mrrfyW_
      @mrrfyW_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      True

  • @AgentMaroon78
    @AgentMaroon78 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    3:09 someone needs to make an animation of skinny CJ having an awesome transformation into Fat CJ with Joel laughing in the background.

  • @edrictv
    @edrictv ปีที่แล้ว +5

    5:06 The best part be come a legend...

  • @Sirfancypantsjr
    @Sirfancypantsjr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    This reminds me of the guy that ate a TON of chicken nuggets and died. Now we know the limit of Sprunk drunk before death

    • @EyesackWorley
      @EyesackWorley 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Reminds me of the guy who ate a whole sleeve of oreos and then vomited them onto his mothers bed

    • @maroon-azure
      @maroon-azure 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@EyesackWorley That guy's FUCKING NUTS

    • @Sirfancypantsjr
      @Sirfancypantsjr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Based

  • @harrisnmusic
    @harrisnmusic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +150

    The one time I miss a Joel stream the craziest shit has to happen

  • @longdong6969
    @longdong6969 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "After 600 cans of Sprunk, it was time to go piss" - Carl "CJ" Johnson 1992

  • @superiorone2061
    @superiorone2061 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    6:28 the way he bursts out in laughter.