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  • Hey everyone, its been a while since I uploaded due to the meetup that lasted a few weeks. So sorry about that. Its been great meeting those who came to the fan meet (thanks for coming btw) and all the kinders who came to visit New York. School is right around the corner.. Good fun.
    Heres a video with a compilation of a few Playground stories to remind you when life was all fun and games.
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  • @KRUGSTON
    @KRUGSTON 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5520

    I guess you could say that the kid that ran over you with the dirt-bike got....
    *Play-grounded.*

  • @uniqueunicorn3791
    @uniqueunicorn3791 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6413

    When i was a kid. I used to try to break my arm. Because that broke arm kid always got so much attention. And i wanted to be cool.

    • @mr.amazinggaming1153
      @mr.amazinggaming1153 4 ปีที่แล้ว +255

      Bruh...

    • @user-mf4sj4pz5r
      @user-mf4sj4pz5r 4 ปีที่แล้ว +653

      Always tried to break my leg because we got to use the elevator if we broke it
      Instead I broke my arm and I was really mad.

    • @xcosmicsune6747
      @xcosmicsune6747 4 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      I always wanted to break an arm or leg but I'm too scared to try qwq

    • @bhagirathybahulayan5897
      @bhagirathybahulayan5897 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      I already broke my arm

    • @leetsUpr3m3
      @leetsUpr3m3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      So munchausen syndrome?

  • @kwanimal941
    @kwanimal941 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4066

    Tag was banned at my school.
    So were hugs and high fives.
    And that's how everyone in that school became the anti social loner they are today.

    • @michellebanaszak1806
      @michellebanaszak1806 7 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      Kwanimal Fidget Spinners Were Not Allowed In 3rd Grade Dang It School

    • @Tahirallen
      @Tahirallen 7 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Same they banned it too like we're they on something

    • @kwanimal941
      @kwanimal941 7 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      GloomTheGamer Cringe Comps my school banned them too.

    • @blueshroom1
      @blueshroom1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Kwanimal OMG Same 😓😓😓

    • @giuliagarbani2095
      @giuliagarbani2095 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Kwanimal S A M E

  • @roofs817
    @roofs817 3 ปีที่แล้ว +588

    3rd graders when they come to school with a small scar on their arm: *Welcome downtown to coolsville*

    • @Alt-om1qv
      @Alt-om1qv 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Hmm it makes me remember about at grade 4 me and the bois go to tha wall and go up the jump and repeat
      My other classmates saw us so they also got into it but this 1 fat girl
      Who also tried but she falled to a tree her wound was bigg thats it.

    • @Lee-qy8zs
      @Lee-qy8zs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Please love GOD :D

    • @superrooster18
      @superrooster18 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Lee-qy8zs not if he supports simps like you

    • @_.arroz69._
      @_.arroz69._ 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Me who had a lot of scans on my arms and face back then:👁👁

    • @MKG_
      @MKG_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@superrooster18 i think she is a müslim and im a müslim and onemof the first rules of being müslim is not to force anyone to switch their religion so no god is not supporting her

  • @wamlythecrabgod2199
    @wamlythecrabgod2199 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3169

    "Strictly no running or playing at the playground."
    So is it just a ground or what

    • @bitzen2382
      @bitzen2382 4 ปีที่แล้ว +157

      No, the photo doesn't show it but legend says there is another sign next to that one that reads: "Strictly no existing or breathing in playground"
      So, it's only there for looks.

    • @bitzen2382
      @bitzen2382 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @Henry Wolf Thanks! :)

    • @starplatinum692
      @starplatinum692 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      •_• it’s a play ground and it says no playing

    • @v.7726
      @v.7726 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      *brush you ok?*
      (Not Responding)
      *I oh I think he is dead*

    • @SurvivalTheKiya
      @SurvivalTheKiya 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      a ground of playing duh its caled play ground duh

  • @froyohead
    @froyohead 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5416

    _The only thing I can swing is my mood_

    • @foxelexofiv5349
      @foxelexofiv5349 7 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      FroyoHead Animation
      Not to brag but.....
      I CAN SWING MY SWORD SWORD

    • @twinkiesmaster69
      @twinkiesmaster69 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      FroyoHead Animation ,same

    • @Grimspeaker
      @Grimspeaker 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      hooooly shit. a toby reference. Havent thought about him since i was in HS.
      wtf happened to him? bout to go listen to that song

    • @anteatercat
      @anteatercat 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      FroyoHead Animation same

    • @angleofelevation1032
      @angleofelevation1032 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      tell me your secret master....HOW THE FU** DO YOU GET SO MANY TOP COMMENTS
      ...
      i literally see you everywhere..

  • @scpfoundation6799
    @scpfoundation6799 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2255

    Tabbes: everyone’s just like staying home now, huh?
    Foreshadowing

    • @abigail6297
      @abigail6297 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Shutup

    • @smickothesmickest
      @smickothesmickest 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Basically like the pestilence.

    • @liilak8166
      @liilak8166 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@abigail6297 hbu

    • @KyloHen4162
      @KyloHen4162 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I dunno y nobody is talking about this

    • @modestoctopus14
      @modestoctopus14 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I had to check when this was posted for a second

  • @identityredacted913
    @identityredacted913 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    Back when I was in 5th grade I used to get bullied a LOT on the walk home and to get back at them. I would use bricks to sharpen wood chips and I would place tons of these sharp wooden traps I would also place rocks for the fun of it.

  • @slushiie9674
    @slushiie9674 4 ปีที่แล้ว +724

    I''ll be happy to let you know "bubblegum bubblegum in a dish" is still a thing

    • @st4rrdvst
      @st4rrdvst 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      We had the romanian version that was something about an orange-

    • @princessofweirdsville9000
      @princessofweirdsville9000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I remember me and my classmates doing that one. We also did this extremely gross and weird one that goes like this:
      Mickey Mouse, Mickey Mouse
      Peed on a house
      What color did he pee?
      Yeah, we were weird kids back then........

    • @shreyanhistory
      @shreyanhistory 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I even saw people doing that 1 or 2 or 3 years ago

    • @Lee-qy8zs
      @Lee-qy8zs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Please love GOD :D

    • @Canned-Tomato-Basil-Soup
      @Canned-Tomato-Basil-Soup 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@princessofweirdsville9000 HOLY SHIT! I just remembered that. Thank you for a that cursed memory.

  • @weed1301
    @weed1301 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2588

    When I was a kid
    I murdered
    A Lego man

    • @jellykitty9618
      @jellykitty9618 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Did you step on him?

    • @weed1301
      @weed1301 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Jelly Kitty i took his head off

    • @jonathandrakebarahonahercu3176
      @jonathandrakebarahonahercu3176 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Breaking news:a brutal murder has been found and will be sent to death row.

    • @FatallyParasocial
      @FatallyParasocial 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      My brother beat his caillou plush to death

    • @aslan2010
      @aslan2010 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Are you sure its not the other way around

  • @Raven-sf5yi
    @Raven-sf5yi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2082

    I fell off the monkey bars
    My ass hurted very much

    • @cantthinkofaname6777
      @cantthinkofaname6777 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      I fell off the monkey bars too i fell flat i couldnt move it was even at a public park i broke my left arm
      Im never going to a park ever again...

    • @soledadcantu9428
      @soledadcantu9428 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Cantthink ofaname HAH
      I got it worse
      My hand dissed out and I fell straight into the platform
      I got wind knocked out of me and I could run or jump for the rest of the week

    • @chickenanimations8722
      @chickenanimations8722 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Silent Fox that happened to me 😂

    • @crxmblii3112
      @crxmblii3112 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Silent Fox that’s literally me.

    • @anrray8129
      @anrray8129 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hurted isnt a word:)

  • @sporks459
    @sporks459 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    When I used to go to elementary school they banned tag or any other game that involves physical content so half of the kids at recess would go behind the school playground and start a world War 3 I tell you at least one kid always got sent home with a bloody nose and the teachers were none the wiser

  • @kingdiamondlion3820
    @kingdiamondlion3820 5 ปีที่แล้ว +728

    My school had a merry go round and sometimes adults would spin it.
    I still have that scar to this day.

  • @freakysinger9809
    @freakysinger9809 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2398

    When I was a young girl
    I ran into a tree riding a bike

    • @pearlamy5284
      @pearlamy5284 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Same thing happened to me :P

    • @NotSyd
      @NotSyd 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Same with me and I broke my toe from that ;(

    • @meganlake3372
      @meganlake3372 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I rode a bike into a tree when I was 12. That's how skilled I was and still am.

    • @freakysinger9809
      @freakysinger9809 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@peasaladdeluxe6392 omg I'm so sorry

    • @damakeupqueen8615
      @damakeupqueen8615 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      same

  • @MilkyWay-ke1kg
    @MilkyWay-ke1kg 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1793

    "Strictly no running or playing at playground"
    *"What the fuck am I supposed to do here then."*
    That part had my rolling. XD

    • @Bob42690
      @Bob42690 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Exactly

    • @Alvvvaa
      @Alvvvaa 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ye

    • @slavchad2729
      @slavchad2729 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Hope u got your rolling back dude
      Just joking

    • @hammybammy4743
      @hammybammy4743 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      My mom walked in a thought I was dying

    • @sophieudeh-philip255
      @sophieudeh-philip255 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      yOu SeE mE rOlLiNg
      No? Aight imma head out

  • @nyxabi1250
    @nyxabi1250 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    I remembered me laying on the ground looking up into the sky. And when I was about to get up I got ran over by a truck 😢
    Jk I just got ran over by my cousin who was riding a bike. I don’t know why I didn’t feel anything I was just mad confused

  • @emi_910
    @emi_910 6 ปีที่แล้ว +729

    the way she describes things, *i feel that*

    • @galaxyandabiyt5196
      @galaxyandabiyt5196 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      What the fuck do I do here then sit with my hands folded WTF

  • @lashaywhitted6056
    @lashaywhitted6056 5 ปีที่แล้ว +337

    Your lucky it was just your shoulders, when I slipped through the hole I was hanging by my neck

    • @lashaywhitted6056
      @lashaywhitted6056 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@Unison081 wow, I dnt imagine being upside down and stuck

    • @ash4486
      @ash4486 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      YOU MUST GOT A THICK ASS NECK 🤣🤣

    • @rasenganasmr9539
      @rasenganasmr9539 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      wow

    • @iliate2589
      @iliate2589 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE?!

    • @haste219
      @haste219 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You mean your head

  • @addielundberg5917
    @addielundberg5917 5 ปีที่แล้ว +471

    Actually once a guy fell down, and being the dramatic 2nd graders we were we all screamed *I KNOW CPR!!!*

    • @nightdog5971
      @nightdog5971 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      this made me laugh so much

    • @alias4795
      @alias4795 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lmao I can totally imagine that

    • @kenz3866
      @kenz3866 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      In kindergarten we arent allowed to touch eachother and we were playing TAG and i got in trouble and cried for a long time

    • @kenz3866
      @kenz3866 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I don't even fucking know why we were even playing tag

    • @kenz3866
      @kenz3866 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@danghd2 i actually dont know and my mom got pissed because of it i think its because they didnt want us to cry or get hurt :/

  • @christophersavannah5563
    @christophersavannah5563 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    2:35 bro the talk you would have with u
    youre parents
    tabbes parents :omg what happened
    tabbes : oh nothing just got RAN OVER BY A FU**ING DIRT BIKE so im fine

  • @EmeraldEire7436
    @EmeraldEire7436 4 ปีที่แล้ว +575

    "we would see who got flung off first" sounds familiar to my childhood (I was normally the last one off)

    • @sams9180
      @sams9180 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Lol show off

    • @brewaffles3102
      @brewaffles3102 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Emerald Midnight -_- lucky... i wasn’t able to be the last one off

    • @asoftcheesyboi5085
      @asoftcheesyboi5085 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Its hard but its AWESOME

    • @lepickle4415
      @lepickle4415 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Emerald Midnight Same as in my friend group you were aloud to sit down so I sat in the middle and kept changing with what bar I held when it became sweating so when others touched it they touched the sweaty bars

    • @jinx13jinxedster2
      @jinx13jinxedster2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I was the 200 like . . .
      Everyone: we don't care

  • @meeeeperbob
    @meeeeperbob 4 ปีที่แล้ว +770

    "Everyone is chilling at home" Your about... 3 years to early

  • @candy9814
    @candy9814 7 ปีที่แล้ว +305

    Back then...
    We used to drink the water not flip it

    • @wholesomefairy8513
      @wholesomefairy8513 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Poppliogirl162 said Like it needs to be :)

    • @teedoes
      @teedoes 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Then they'll start filling the bottles with every single material besides water

    • @Pred.
      @Pred. 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Back then *there was no reply button*

    • @purpleamethyst2278
      @purpleamethyst2278 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      WHAT then what do u expect me to do with the water bottle DRINK THE WATER IN IT

    • @chocolatesauce9582
      @chocolatesauce9582 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Candypineapples AJ I still do because I'm a normal human being

  • @snailgun
    @snailgun 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    I rarely went to the park as a kid (thanks early age anxiety) but I have a distinct memory of one of those times. I was learning to ride a bike and nearly rode right into the river next to the park's bike/walking path. Ever since I've been scared to hop on a bike, even if it's miles from a river.

  • @mrkitloin
    @mrkitloin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1484

    Bubble gum bubble gum in a dish is the original battle royale

    • @ToxicNoxic
      @ToxicNoxic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      mr.kitloin literally

    • @j4605
      @j4605 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That and batman batman

    • @crossplayed
      @crossplayed 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      mr.kitloin bubble gum bubble gum in a f-king dish, how many s-ts do you give?
      Lol I made a new poem thing.

    • @TheKingOfSoup
      @TheKingOfSoup 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Truly

    • @zadenhudson5999
      @zadenhudson5999 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      mr.kitloin did I was reading the comments and saw it at the same time she said it lol

  • @earthcolours_
    @earthcolours_ 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2836

    The thumbnail made me think someone ran you over with a car for a split second but.... how would you be here then...
    Ahh my stupid brain

    • @dramalessllama7421
      @dramalessllama7421 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That Brown Guy whelk it happened so ya

    • @earthcolours_
      @earthcolours_ 7 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Not by a car though, little Tabbes couldn't even survive that

    • @youngcashdelirious1993
      @youngcashdelirious1993 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      That Brown Guy the real question is how did she live that if it was going a least 40 or 70 miles

    • @aurorasparks1985
      @aurorasparks1985 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      If you're a kid (let's just say seven and under) you can survive as long as the driver is going around thirty. If they're driving 40 or over there's like a 95% chance you'll die.

    • @earthcolours_
      @earthcolours_ 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Aurora Sparks
      The tyre track was across her face. I don't think she could survive if it was a car lol

  • @unclecesar0016
    @unclecesar0016 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1902

    "Everyone's just likes staying home now, huh?"
    We're forced to, Tabbes.

    • @larsswig912
      @larsswig912 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@xenxir4918 seems like you randomly got this in your recommended too

    • @larsswig912
      @larsswig912 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@xenxir4918 even *t o o t h*

    • @skyscraperjolts5399
      @skyscraperjolts5399 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Talking of ps3

    • @dani1635
      @dani1635 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      C

    • @dani1635
      @dani1635 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      O

  • @James-mw1yf
    @James-mw1yf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    Watching this reminded me of my old playground, where we had this wooden "jungle gym". We never knew what it was, so we just called it boat (or pirate boat, depending on what we played).
    When playing tag we would set up the play area, the playground itself was surrounded by a small metal fence, but there was also a semi big field (usually people would walk their dog there or use it to sunbathe), so either the play area would be only inside the fence or (if we had enough kids) everywhere. But that "boat" was just the best especially if you only had two or three kids, because you could duck and weave our way around what was essentially an area which was barely large enough to fit two cars and as I realized some years after also only a bit taller than 2 m (~6ft), so games of tag felt more intense because you couldn't just sprint away but had to be clever and nimble.
    Unfortunately they removed it almost ten years ago, I think they actually renovated it because it was already old when I started using it, but the replace- or improvement (not quite sure which it is honestly) just isn't the same anymore, so I consider it gone.

  • @maxximunpowergreat8689
    @maxximunpowergreat8689 5 ปีที่แล้ว +779

    Merry go round
    More like
    Mercy go round

    • @valeriearellano8459
      @valeriearellano8459 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Maxximunpower Great, lol so clever

    • @IvoryDart7112
      @IvoryDart7112 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Duh, i remember falling off then my sis helped me up and id be draged tru sand

    • @lamhuien2688
      @lamhuien2688 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Is this why I've never seen one of those in my country? ._.

    • @duoapollo3427
      @duoapollo3427 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Merry go down

    • @AlyssaHoffey2006
      @AlyssaHoffey2006 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      i have never seen a merry go round at a park wonder why

  • @CadieCat
    @CadieCat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +823

    tabbes at 0:11 : so everyone´s just staying home now, huh?
    Me: *laughs in quarantine*

  • @thelocaREAL
    @thelocaREAL 7 ปีที่แล้ว +475

    When I was a kid...
    *I ATE FOUR DOZEN EGGS*- ok.. I'll stop.

    • @daisy4542
      @daisy4542 7 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      I can only assume *NOW THAT YOURE GROWN YOU EAT FIVE DOZEN EGGS SO YOURE ROUGHLY THE SIZE OF A BARGE*

    • @invinciblemikey
      @invinciblemikey 7 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Did you eat them *EVERY MORNING TO HELP YOU GET LARGE?*

    • @channelinactive.seewormsqu3201
      @channelinactive.seewormsqu3201 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Since you've eaten so many, *DO YOU HAVE EGG SUPERPOWERS THAT ARE EGG-CHARGED?*

    • @Bunny-gc1rn
      @Bunny-gc1rn 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      *WHEN I WAS A LAD I ATE FOUR DOZEN EGGS-*

    • @thelocaREAL
      @thelocaREAL 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Nettleleap Productions *-shh that's our secret-*

  • @Grtfhftf
    @Grtfhftf ปีที่แล้ว +15

    you do not know how relatable this video is lol, almost every thing on here had happened to me at a young age

  • @milahancock6405
    @milahancock6405 4 ปีที่แล้ว +535

    “Get the f out”
    “Oooh! You said a bad word!”
    “Ok”
    😂

    • @Dud-sk6kj
      @Dud-sk6kj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      More like get the freak out

    • @T.H.E.D.U.K.E
      @T.H.E.D.U.K.E 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      😂😂😂😂

    • @teehee93
      @teehee93 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      If I was him I would be begging them to not snitch

    • @sealchann1
      @sealchann1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Grade 4 days

    • @annabelgraham6153
      @annabelgraham6153 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      lol same but with my leg

  • @GooglePlayGamesAccount
    @GooglePlayGamesAccount 4 ปีที่แล้ว +653

    Soccer players: **trips** "AHHHH MY GOD!!"
    TABBES: **Hit by a bike** *doesn't cry*

    • @aez8
      @aez8 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      My school mates cry when it's just a small trip I dont

    • @invalidusername8585
      @invalidusername8585 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@aez8 we just laugh it off, get up and hit the person who caused that at the shoulder xD

    • @athenachandler8075
      @athenachandler8075 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      wow same your fukeing amhzing to

    • @torpidgeneticist6903
      @torpidgeneticist6903 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@athenachandler8075 So. Many. Grammatical. Errors....

    • @invalidusername8585
      @invalidusername8585 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@torpidgeneticist6903 Indeed...

  • @yn6213
    @yn6213 4 ปีที่แล้ว +305

    There was this homophobic gay boy at our playground he would call everyone gay but he was gay lol

    • @sleepygriffin6027
      @sleepygriffin6027 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      This is confusing me on so many different levels

    • @yn6213
      @yn6213 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@sleepygriffin6027 there's a homophobic gay boy but I think he didn't even realize he was gay

    • @eljayex
      @eljayex 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Pineapple Pizza Productions I subscribes cuz it’s 2:00 AM where I am and I’m probably brain ded

    • @melisacaceres8740
      @melisacaceres8740 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Highkey homophobes are like this

    • @frognotfound7111
      @frognotfound7111 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Why why did you have too do this

  • @rooneybitencourt5278
    @rooneybitencourt5278 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    4:02 at least mine has chairs

  • @Cj_un
    @Cj_un 4 ปีที่แล้ว +422

    Tabs: I got ran over by a bike.
    Me: *laughs in hospital bed*

    • @Frokichi
      @Frokichi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Whoops Doops u good?

    • @yatchicheese5808
      @yatchicheese5808 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Frokichi he is just lying., plus, who will be in a hospital bed watching youtube?

    • @mirunan4996
      @mirunan4996 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      just a random fan of itsfunneh me

    • @Olivia-qm2gd
      @Olivia-qm2gd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      just a random fan of itsfunneh you can watch YT on ur phone?

    • @Cj_un
      @Cj_un 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      just a random fan of itsfunneh yeah u right. Just a joke.

  • @999ryuk
    @999ryuk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +288

    “wHeN i WaS a KiD”
    *Originality is key*

    • @rebsb3568
      @rebsb3568 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      XD

    • @tiahere8499
      @tiahere8499 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@rebsb3568 ...is that me on my other account or is it a random account?

    • @usualsusp3ctz
      @usualsusp3ctz 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well I mean, she's 23 now, and interesting stuff happen to you more when you're a kid.

  • @ponokin2532
    @ponokin2532 6 ปีที่แล้ว +301

    I have a pet
    It's a fly
    His name is Ron
    Ron hates me and I think he is planing how to kill me
    Because he rubs his hands together like a super villian
    I'm scared of Ron but I don't want to kill him because he's my pet.

    • @switchtogeico7377
      @switchtogeico7377 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @LaZyLawless_ Ron told me about you don’t try to play the victim card you kill his cousins like all the time and don’t act like you don’t notice it Ron sees the glee on your face you crazy

    • @anthonyquiroz4596
      @anthonyquiroz4596 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      No he's just cold

    • @preciousjointer1413
      @preciousjointer1413 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Ron called me the other night. He said it’s really cold in you house so you don’t need to worry ^^

    • @panthor109thabest7
      @panthor109thabest7 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Get a frog to watch him

    • @bread3599
      @bread3599 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Rip his wings off. Then he can’t escape from you😁

  • @catlover5130
    @catlover5130 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    4:48 the same thing happened to me except instead I was on this block thing, also my BFF broke her arm because while she was on the monkey bars some other kid thought it would be smart to yank her down while she was on the monkey bars

  • @nyancatpoptart2009
    @nyancatpoptart2009 7 ปีที่แล้ว +373

    she was a kid?

    • @vicomi999
      @vicomi999 7 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Itz xElectrovert yeah there I got that's a fake story

  • @andrade1279
    @andrade1279 5 ปีที่แล้ว +294

    0:27
    Strictly no running or *Playing* at playground
    *then why is it called a playground?*

    • @uriregev6572
      @uriregev6572 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      It has ground

    • @user-fm6kn9ec4c
      @user-fm6kn9ec4c 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Top 10 question scientists still can't answer

    • @holadrem
      @holadrem 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Play-ground 😮

    • @entah.
      @entah. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@uriregev6572 but you can't play on it

    • @aint.responsible
      @aint.responsible 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Its a walkground

  • @Hatlicuit1534
    @Hatlicuit1534 5 ปีที่แล้ว +215

    AT SCHOOL WE STILL LIKE THAT
    ME:who wants to play tag
    Them:k your it
    Me:oh you piece of shi

    • @otakugurl4425
      @otakugurl4425 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yeah, people be doing that crap too many times....

    • @Beephobic1013
      @Beephobic1013 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      that is why I just sit on top of the tube slide at my school to fuck with them

    • @cheese1010
      @cheese1010 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      -t

    • @brggghhh
      @brggghhh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It would get so intense, we would tackle kids to the ground and we would do it back.
      Yeah we weren’t allowed to play tag at recess anymore XD

    • @spartanx9293
      @spartanx9293 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ah good times

  • @anvalentinas
    @anvalentinas 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    3:02 now someone tell me why the fuck levi ackerman is on a playground

    • @kiytron
      @kiytron ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Practicing his Odm skills

  • @ganinf123
    @ganinf123 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3997

    When I was a young boy...
    MY FATHER TOOK ME INTO THE CITY TO SEE A MARCHING BAND

    • @Ensanity21
      @Ensanity21 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ZEROstinks cool

    • @bingus7441
      @bingus7441 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      hAH

    • @smileydude1195
      @smileydude1195 7 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      ZEROstinks *g note*

    • @aalextm8552
      @aalextm8552 7 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      ZEROstinks OH MY GOD YOU DID NOT

    • @mazenbars4390
      @mazenbars4390 7 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      My Chemical Romance. Nice

  • @tatyhanasanchez6547
    @tatyhanasanchez6547 5 ปีที่แล้ว +530

    When I was a ki-
    Never mind.. I’m still a child..

  • @yeetem834
    @yeetem834 6 ปีที่แล้ว +278

    How tf do people get on the top of the playground roof?!? I was a lil shit who was too scared to do that

    • @eliedormezil9223
      @eliedormezil9223 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      yeet em its so easy ever since ï was 10 ï could

    • @abbers6340
      @abbers6340 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      yeet em same

    • @oscarm1409
      @oscarm1409 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      yeet em sAmE

    • @dw4353
      @dw4353 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I could do that shit when I was 8 just find the nearest pole and climb to the top.

    • @virtualreese
      @virtualreese 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      yeet em the most dangerous thing I did was jump off the entrance of the twisty slide. Terrifying af. There was this kid who jumped off the roof.

  • @Trey_816
    @Trey_816 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    All of my favorite memories with Dad start with, "Don't tell your mom."

  • @mafionek3593
    @mafionek3593 6 ปีที่แล้ว +345

    when i was young i invented a game to play outside, then i got old. And now i can still see kids playing that game outside my flat. They even call it the name i gave it. funny feel, but nice.

    • @meladite
      @meladite 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Mafionek explain the game to me por favor

    • @mafionek3593
      @mafionek3593 6 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      you had to play it on the... thingy for carpets or some kind of playground. There was one person that was some kind of game host and the rest was just sitting on that thingy. the person was supposed to be like the baba yaga of some sort and simon says. that was kind of wierd i know but it worked. He had to say some things for example: pretend ur a dog or somth like that. you had some time to do that if you do it you can walk one step forward. the first person to get to the baba yaga gets to give challenges. so basicly.
      me [five steps away ] kids
      i say yo you have to do a push up and sing our national anthem at the same time the loudest you can for 2 steps
      some kids do that
      they walk 2 steps forward
      me [three steps away] kids
      iii think you get it.
      I called it something like Mind Work but now they call it Mind challenges. whatev close enough xd

    • @gauzyy
      @gauzyy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Cool. What was the game called?

    • @mafionek3593
      @mafionek3593 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Mind work i think
      i kno lame ;c

    • @UncommonAlly
      @UncommonAlly 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      "then i got old"
      what happened there old timer?

  • @kiwizoidgacha5547
    @kiwizoidgacha5547 5 ปีที่แล้ว +194

    Once I was at a play ground and someone actually 360d that swing set and got stuck on top.
    ...Someone called the ambulance...

    • @sharkie9975
      @sharkie9975 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Kiwizoid Gacha in middle school they had one swing set for the 6-8 graders for recess. On the last day of school our class advisor let us play outside and one boy was swinging and jumped off while doing a backflip. It was EPIC

    • @nafallwrestling7642
      @nafallwrestling7642 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      R/thathappened

    • @nafallwrestling7642
      @nafallwrestling7642 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @strawberri_uwu ok gachatard also r/iamveryrandom on your gross videos

    • @nafallwrestling7642
      @nafallwrestling7642 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Your like a week late bud

    • @sharkie9975
      @sharkie9975 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      seansosgaming dude just stop ruining the fun

  • @atlantykgacha8399
    @atlantykgacha8399 4 ปีที่แล้ว +707

    “Everyone just likes staying home now, huh?”
    Not like we have a choice or anything.

    • @thisisfine1662
      @thisisfine1662 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Atlantyk Gacha always two more weeks!

    • @plasma1065
      @plasma1065 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@thisisfine1662 tru

    • @BigBlackCircles
      @BigBlackCircles 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Gacha succ

    • @raiden...
      @raiden... 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Xtrnal ._.

    • @BigBlackCircles
      @BigBlackCircles 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Potato King what it’s true

  • @elementalcatproductions
    @elementalcatproductions 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I remember flying off one of the merry go rounds...
    I BeLiEvE i CaN fLy

  • @FichesBH
    @FichesBH 6 ปีที่แล้ว +484

    You know.... when I was a kid.... I got run over by a car......
    A toy car

    • @assassincharmander390
      @assassincharmander390 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It’s A Me FICHES
      0-0 ARE YOU OK!
      :p

    • @mcmaxey6652
      @mcmaxey6652 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I actually ran over my brother with one of those toy cars before.... my a** still remembers the bruise my dad gave me.

    • @bonuto4847
      @bonuto4847 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      100th like 😊!

    • @dead4122
      @dead4122 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      When I saw your comment of getting run over by the car I laughed but when I saw toy car I was like oh damn.

    • @sasug
      @sasug 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I did too
      A real one

  • @FirewolfTurtles
    @FirewolfTurtles 5 ปีที่แล้ว +255

    At my school 5th-8th graders all had resses together. So whenever we went outside on the playground an 8th grader, named Coby, would push the Mary-go-round so fast everyone started calling it the Wheel of Death

    • @justina8943
      @justina8943 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fun life

    • @badraculas8984
      @badraculas8984 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Recess* also there’s no s in recess, that would sound weird

    • @koderex581
      @koderex581 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol you must be high, my dude... There isn't any recess after 3rd Grade. xD

    • @koderex581
      @koderex581 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Oh wait, actually... maybe you're not from the U.S. :p

    • @MEIKONETTA
      @MEIKONETTA 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wait...I had recess until 5th grade...

  • @jadap8494
    @jadap8494 6 ปีที่แล้ว +552

    My brother ran over me with his toy convertible. It hurt and I had tire marks on my little ass for a week. Hearing the belt from my dads room was worth it though 😏

    • @martin35145
      @martin35145 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      ha! hearing the belt on your brothers ass!!! holy shit!! that sounds rough!!!

    • @greatteacherkiyoteru2590
      @greatteacherkiyoteru2590 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      WOAH DUDE

    • @kiwiqueen2895
      @kiwiqueen2895 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      JaDa sPiCy ChEeSe now that's called child abuse your not supposed to do it

    • @goddesstalia5975
      @goddesstalia5975 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      LMAO OH SHIT

    • @reality4456
      @reality4456 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Well her brother wasn't supposed to run her over and child abuse is when they punch and kick and stuff but that's not what it is 😂

  • @creatorsvoid
    @creatorsvoid ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I'm very happy that I got to have a childhood where I ran amok wit the other kids outside and gave each other diseases by daring to eat mysterious plants in the forest. Makes me sad to see other kids now not get that childhood :[

  • @thinthle
    @thinthle 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1191

    Because the sun is a deadly lazer wonder who will get this reference.

    • @mmmmm3699
      @mmmmm3699 7 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      The history of the entire world... i guess

    • @dr.baiter9813
      @dr.baiter9813 7 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I like how I watched it before it became a meme

    • @vero-kd8vg
      @vero-kd8vg 7 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      thinthle N O T A N Y M O R E T H E R E ' S A B L A N K E T

    • @Ragecomiclols
      @Ragecomiclols 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Idk if you're talking about the Ifunny feature from today or the original video, so....sure I get the reference

    • @deadaccount8099
      @deadaccount8099 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      thinthle Bill Wartz

  • @aivilyn1828
    @aivilyn1828 4 ปีที่แล้ว +203

    Me and my friend: chilling on the playground
    Some teens: climbs up on the playground roof and gonna jump off like an idiot
    Me: DO A BACKFILP

    • @carterawesomeguy2581
      @carterawesomeguy2581 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Do a flipp

    • @shinoanimation
      @shinoanimation 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      You saw me do it.....but I didn't knew how to do a backflip back then

    • @TUNA_O
      @TUNA_O 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lol

    • @a-sniper-d3224
      @a-sniper-d3224 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😂😂

    • @survoltron3795
      @survoltron3795 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bro we use to have the same profile pic

  • @msfrance918
    @msfrance918 7 ปีที่แล้ว +424

    my friend isn't even a kid and he recently just ate a frog.. alive

    • @TrashyEgg
      @TrashyEgg 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      oH wOw ?

    • @mochigotyesjams3498
      @mochigotyesjams3498 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      oH wOw wtf

    • @empath3577
      @empath3577 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      *trying not to vomit from reading*

    • @prestongarvey6231
      @prestongarvey6231 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      oH wOw still better than eating a fuckin crab alive

    • @Futachimaru
      @Futachimaru 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      the worst thing I've ever eaten alive was a cockroach..I ate it accidentally and just said "oh.." and went to get water... I don't find eating animals alive disgusting for some reason...

  • @gabriellegoodwin4422
    @gabriellegoodwin4422 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I grew up in a very cold place, and during the winter time me and my other indoor friends would play “Find the Warm” where we’d wander around the playground looking for the warmest spot to huddle until recess was over.
    I actually remember this very fondly. That school was pretty cool-at my first year there my classmates used the snow to make these giant three foot tall balls and lined them up around the school like a caterpillar. I tried to help one time and ended up knocking a big chunk off, and I felt so bad I never went near them again, but it was pretty cool to watch other kids build it.

  • @brandenhernandez2915
    @brandenhernandez2915 7 ปีที่แล้ว +211

    Tabbes must of been like "Ay wanna see my Pokémon cards?"

  • @EmeraldHawk60
    @EmeraldHawk60 7 ปีที่แล้ว +307

    Your voice is dope

    • @SONGOKU02
      @SONGOKU02 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      EmeraldGaming Yep. Kind of reminds me of raven from teen titans. As i was a kid/teen, she would have been one of the people, i hang arround, listen music and draw... geez. Time flies dude...

    • @winglessfairy564
      @winglessfairy564 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      EmeraldGaming I love her voice

    • @slumpedwillow
      @slumpedwillow 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ikr

    • @stephanieflater3951
      @stephanieflater3951 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      EmeraldGaming . No

  • @idkidk-fp9wl
    @idkidk-fp9wl 5 ปีที่แล้ว +261

    I faceplanted in kindergarten- lost a tooth- gather a bunch of kindergarteners and made an army to find the tooth....
    we never found it .-.

    • @mcgowane26
      @mcgowane26 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Someone probably found it and took it lol

    • @martin35145
      @martin35145 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      lol thats the worst!!!

    • @ft.roxie8799
      @ft.roxie8799 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Oh noooo you didn't get your 20$ dollars from the tooth fairy :O
      Yes. I know

    • @katie107
      @katie107 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Same but we found it :/

    • @atlas7592
      @atlas7592 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      In kindergarten I lost a tooth and dropped it into another kids backpack and I'm over here like shoot. Oh well.

  • @sirwoofs1257
    @sirwoofs1257 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    When I was 11 I did back flips of of the swings and fractured my wrist.

  • @doodlyanimates9486
    @doodlyanimates9486 6 ปีที่แล้ว +378

    Merry-go-round:
    1 sit in the middle and hold on to both bars close to you.
    2 Mentally prepare yourself.
    3 Hold on with all your strength.
    4 Get off because you realized you have motion sickness.

    • @owokaiowo6532
      @owokaiowo6532 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ehh.....

    • @XIMTANYL
      @XIMTANYL 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Thanks bro xd

    • @skylar_d06
      @skylar_d06 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This reminded me of the good old days 😢 lol My local playground now has has a plastic merry go round it sucks

    • @Alex-ec7kx
      @Alex-ec7kx 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      My dad spun me and my brother to fast so we slid out from the middle and are bodies were half way off the merry go round as we held on to the bars

    • @whispy4913
      @whispy4913 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Hehehe
      One time, well, this was actually last month. Ok, so I went to the park, and went on the Merry Go Round for the first time. My sister spun me for about 10 minutes, and I got off because I felt really dizzy. I sat down for a few minutes, and, still feeling dizzy, I got on the swing. Long story short, I fell off and broke my wrist

  • @shizukajoestarfp5518
    @shizukajoestarfp5518 4 ปีที่แล้ว +176

    Here’s another story no one asked for:
    So one night my sister, her boyfriend, and I went to a playground and we went on the merry go round and both of them, who were significantly larger and stronger than me, were running at full speed with tiny me holding on for dear life, and suddenly, my legs and the rest of my body flung up and the only grip I had were my two baby hands and it was ✨traumatizing✨ I mean maybe not as traumatic as getting run over but ya knowhdkakxka

    • @laurenajaero346
      @laurenajaero346 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      LMAOOO

    • @shizukajoestarfp5518
      @shizukajoestarfp5518 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@laurenajaero346 BAHSHQHHAHA

    • @laurenajaero346
      @laurenajaero346 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@shizukajoestarfp5518 your sisters boyfriend: 🏃💨

    • @MKG_
      @MKG_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      İ loved to play it lol i also beat 15 year old guys when i was 7 im proud

    • @splash5481
      @splash5481 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      “How are you not dead”
      Tabbes after getting run over by a bike :i have no idea

  • @illumi6796
    @illumi6796 5 ปีที่แล้ว +419

    That boy on the swing..... Is that levi ackerman?

    • @americangirlforever6195
      @americangirlforever6195 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      chim chim da mochi jm
      Omg it does look like him!!

    • @illumi6796
      @illumi6796 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@americangirlforever6195 yup

    • @jemhelprt5365
      @jemhelprt5365 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That boy on the swing that fell off and messed up his face ... is that me

    • @holystonks
      @holystonks 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      LEvI gEt dOwN THAT ISN'T ODM GEAR

    • @Beephobic1013
      @Beephobic1013 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      fuck you all

  • @fefek1
    @fefek1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    2:07 My mother is 50+ years old and doesn't know what rock paper scissors is

  • @orangejuicefan8265
    @orangejuicefan8265 7 ปีที่แล้ว +162

    No playing at the playground
    No watching videos on youtube

  • @natsudragneel-qk7ew
    @natsudragneel-qk7ew 5 ปีที่แล้ว +432

    3:43 her brothers expression is just omg I can't stop laughing

  • @ejfans
    @ejfans 7 ปีที่แล้ว +393

    I have a scar on my left arm from playing tag and I fell on barb wire

    • @dragon_2cu
      @dragon_2cu 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ejfans boss ouch

    • @ejfans
      @ejfans 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      dragon_2cu there's 3 lines on my left arm and there very long

    • @ejfans
      @ejfans 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      dragon_2cu also my dad was playing football when he was 17 and he ran into a fence and there was a metal PEACE sticking out and it got in his jaw and he got stiches

    • @gallgdic5529
      @gallgdic5529 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      ejfans boss who the hell cares

    • @dragon_2cu
      @dragon_2cu 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ejfans boss more ouch, at least it healed tho

  • @Beleanoriana
    @Beleanoriana 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Climbing the jungle gym at the playground was 10/10. I remember when I was younger I would have a whole group of kids watch me do crazy shit like I would climb to the top, and stand up or jump off the jungle gym. I don’t know how I’m not dead yet

  • @magaokowlta
    @magaokowlta 4 ปีที่แล้ว +376

    When I was a kid
    I killed
    ANTS

    • @karma4life467
      @karma4life467 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Same

    • @eeeeee7389
      @eeeeee7389 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Same

    • @eljayex
      @eljayex 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Didn’t we all kill ants..? Tho it’s still a good comment

    • @riyak.7393
      @riyak.7393 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I know a person who killed ants to
      impress girls

    • @riyak.7393
      @riyak.7393 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@browntoilet oh shit

  • @angiieltears4641
    @angiieltears4641 7 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    _Strictly no running or playing on playground_
    School is that you?

    • @frisbeans9144
      @frisbeans9144 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      School sounds horrible these days lol
      Kids will get away with that anyways

    • @sewerrat8940
      @sewerrat8940 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Frisbeans
      School IS horrible these days

    • @adrianjuarez8079
      @adrianjuarez8079 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Frisbeans yeah some kids are shitbags and disrespectful these but you get some that are nice.

    • @adrianjuarez8079
      @adrianjuarez8079 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      feladae public schools.

  • @morganalexandra6236
    @morganalexandra6236 7 ปีที่แล้ว +348

    my old elementary school removed the monkey bars from the playground because they said they were too "dangerous"
    It's because *one* person decided to tie themselves to one of the poles and he/she (i don't remember) ended up almost choking to death....

    • @littlellama400
      @littlellama400 7 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Scarlet Dreamer theres always that one person that gas to ruin everyones fun

    • @yassinelhossainy4224
      @yassinelhossainy4224 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Scarlet Dreamer banned swings because people try to jump off em while swingin...

    • @donuted_ace
      @donuted_ace 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      A kid at my school was on the monkey bars and slipped off. AND CAN YOU GUESS WHO WAS FRONT ROW TO SEE HIM FACEPLANT TO THE GROUND?!
      MEEE!
      Yeah they removed the ladder to get up to it..
      I can jump to get up there.

    • @jupiterb.8213
      @jupiterb.8213 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      My elementary school did the same thing because like, 15 kids had broken their arms. Also, they had these 3 bars, low, medium, and high. When I was in kindergarten, they banned kindergarteners from going on any of the bars. By school banned so much stuff, I won't even bother listing stuff.

    • @yassinelhossainy4224
      @yassinelhossainy4224 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hamster Ball Ruckus well the first is understandable because it's 15 kids (not just one idiot)

  • @slimysqiud2992
    @slimysqiud2992 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    i like how she has the rarest pokemon card ever

  • @heart_broken6505
    @heart_broken6505 5 ปีที่แล้ว +230

    When I was a kid....
    I was trying to climb on a slide and I fell right on front of my face

    • @adrii7309
      @adrii7309 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Omg same lmao

    • @sapphirestudios4518
      @sapphirestudios4518 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Me too on a playground far from my house.

    • @fancicarrot2623
      @fancicarrot2623 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      100 like

    • @thememebear4359
      @thememebear4359 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      When I’m at a play ground I never fall when climbing up a slide I just walk up without slipping like gravity doesn’t exist

    • @darlin3995
      @darlin3995 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same 😂😂😂

  • @scam7698
    @scam7698 4 ปีที่แล้ว +462

    “It’s summer, where y’all at?!”
    I’m being safe and quarantining TABBES.

    • @HD-qb1rp
      @HD-qb1rp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      This video was 3 years old bish

    • @scam7698
      @scam7698 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      That’s....that’s the joke....

    • @froxydafox7085
      @froxydafox7085 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I MISS THE SWINGS

    • @Lee-qy8zs
      @Lee-qy8zs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Please love GOD :D

    • @randomstuffs3060
      @randomstuffs3060 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Lee-qy8zs Stop it dude

  • @_ysai
    @_ysai 6 ปีที่แล้ว +609

    I remember I was on the monkey bars and a kid was on top of them. He stepped on both my hands. I freaked out, screamed, and let go and fell on my face

    • @maiajarvis404
      @maiajarvis404 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      YsabelleFTWEvilRainbowFTL lol same here and I broke my glasses XD

    • @avian1
      @avian1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I remember being able to go backwards and forwards on the monkey bars with full speed as a, say, third or fourth grader. I also remember playing "crocodile" (not what it was called, for it had no name). I had to swing across the monkey bars as fast as possible to get to the other side to avoid the "crocodile" (some kid who was tasked with grabbing my legs and pulling me down). I remember being half way through, snared in that kids trap, unable to escape and my hands kept slipping, and finally falling on the blacktop on my back. Had to literally walk around the entire playground, (hey, it was a middle and elementary school combined. It was pretty big), twice to regain some sense and function with my body, while escorted by (two? one?) kid(s). So that was fun. Ah, gotta love Cleveland. How the hell this game got past the grown-ups, I'll never know.

    • @speedpaintsshoutouts5553
      @speedpaintsshoutouts5553 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ouch the same thing happened to me but i was really high up and i let go and landed on my ass on the cement but i didnt break anything(|_|)

    • @pixi2
      @pixi2 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      YsabelleFTWEvilRainbowFTL I remember going to the park just to go on the swings,because I was too stubborn and scared to go in anything else.

    • @GregoryMom
      @GregoryMom 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      YsabelleFTWEvilRainbowFTL i was always that kid

  • @samanthak3409
    @samanthak3409 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Things banned at my elementary school:
    -Man hunt (tag)
    -High fives
    -The friggggen play structure and monkey bars!😡
    -Littlest pet shop toys
    -Shopkins
    -Pokémon cards
    -Literally any other trading cards
    -The volleyball/sand pit
    -The baseball diamond
    -Climbing trees
    -The big field
    -The grass (if it had previously rained)
    -outside (if it was currently raining)
    -Making friends with the younger kids (because the older kids played “too rough”
    -Sharing lunches with your friends
    -If someone asked to play with you, you weren’t allowed to say no (even if you hate them. This one made me and my best friend very mad because this one girl was always mean to us and she asked to play and we said no so we got in trouble)
    -apparently if it’s like 35 degrees C you aren’t allowed to dump your water bottle of your head to prevent heat stroke (that one got me and my best friend sent to the *principles office*😒)
    -probably a bunch more I can’t remember rn

  • @staciwasmadeforcuphead2707
    @staciwasmadeforcuphead2707 7 ปีที่แล้ว +863

    In my local park we never had a merry-go-round.... no... we had a thing called 'the puke bucket'..... it was a a blue bucket with rust all over it, you had to awkwardly climb in or get your parents to assist you. So you sit in the seat that's in in the bucket and get some to spin it around. It was one hell of a ride, but someone got hurt and it had to be removed.

    • @incinium2089
      @incinium2089 7 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Staci Canadian We have those all over England. Ah, the memories of climbing out as fast as you could and seeing how far you could run without falling over from the dizziness.

    • @staciwasmadeforcuphead2707
      @staciwasmadeforcuphead2707 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Incinium memories.

    • @999Holy
      @999Holy 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Incinium england is my city

    • @valamanderz6125
      @valamanderz6125 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      We have one of those but it looks like the half of the yellow egg from kinder surprises

    • @jako1126
      @jako1126 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      The holy diamond lol

  • @CasenWAV3
    @CasenWAV3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +311

    In elementary school I was like:"I'm bad at these games. If they want me in, then they'll ask"
    And now it's Middle School and I have no freedom

    • @Lee-qy8zs
      @Lee-qy8zs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Please love GOD :D

    • @debbsriley45
      @debbsriley45 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Lee-qy8zs no he put us in Covid-19

    • @debbsriley45
      @debbsriley45 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol

  • @wandschrank2876
    @wandschrank2876 7 ปีที่แล้ว +320

    Well when I was a young boy, my father took me into the city.

    • @tylark2817
      @tylark2817 7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Wand Schrank To see a marching band?

    • @Whyaretherehandlesnowihateit
      @Whyaretherehandlesnowihateit 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      What city, england?

    • @channelinactive.seewormsqu3201
      @channelinactive.seewormsqu3201 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ok i see this marching band thing everywhere now, someone please tell me where it's from, it's killing me slowly xD

    • @channelinactive.seewormsqu3201
      @channelinactive.seewormsqu3201 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      THANK YOU SO MUCH

    • @notused3219
      @notused3219 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Wand Schrank did he tell you to join the black parade and to defeat your demons and all the nonbelievers?

  • @ataraxiaaudios
    @ataraxiaaudios 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    The poems at my school were like “black shoe, black shoe, change your black shoe” then whoever it landed on had to change feet and then if they got picked twice they’d either be out or ‘tag’

  • @welcometohell3002
    @welcometohell3002 6 ปีที่แล้ว +149

    her voice is so relaxing wow

    • @volpti
      @volpti 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      arsenicKatnip ikr

    • @jerimahhehehe8992
      @jerimahhehehe8992 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      arsenicKatnip its edgy

    • @georgedavis950
      @georgedavis950 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      arsenicKatnip ~~oi~~

    • @nightmoos7676
      @nightmoos7676 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I love her voice ;w;

    • @i6okqi
      @i6okqi 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jerimah Hehehe least' her voice isn't as fake as kim fake ass.

  • @yudiwang625
    @yudiwang625 4 ปีที่แล้ว +532

    Video: everyone’s just like staying home now, huh?
    *cries in quarantine*

    • @callmehbrittney9546
      @callmehbrittney9546 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Alex Gacha Boomer more like 101

    • @galaxywolfboss4818
      @galaxywolfboss4818 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ‘- Not Yuri -‘ no more like 113

    • @hexveil
      @hexveil 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Galaxy Wolf boss no 217-

    • @newbunnies-
      @newbunnies- 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      More like 219.

    • @don-by6rh
      @don-by6rh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      More like 298

  • @frimpleschnips
    @frimpleschnips 5 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    *pushes swing*
    "YOU'RE A TERRIBLE EXAMPLE"

    • @PlagueMoo
      @PlagueMoo 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sounds like "someone" tried to give parenting advice

    • @TheCeedeejai
      @TheCeedeejai 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Frimple Schnips ikr doesn’t make sense-

    • @-yourlocalegirl-6506
      @-yourlocalegirl-6506 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@PlagueMoo nah it just sounds like a Karen trying to set a “good” example

  • @donkeyoffender4542
    @donkeyoffender4542 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    4:21 simps be like 😈

  • @Anonymous-xn2xh
    @Anonymous-xn2xh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +267

    When I was a kid,
    I stepped on a lego and lost my legs

  • @epicanimelover4854
    @epicanimelover4854 7 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    Yeah,
    When I was a kid
    Some kids would get attention from others by cursing
    Or saying "whore" "Dick" "Hoe"
    And other things
    But I was the only one that isn't saying nothing and for some reason I was confused
    That the fact I heard kindergardeners saying "I hear two people banging on a bed"
    And their parents think they are angels
    and yet I'm still here an young adult
    Wondering how the actual heck did the kids went through

  • @akoya906
    @akoya906 6 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    “Strictly NO RUNNING OR PLAYING IN PLAYGROUND.
    Tabbes: What the f-- am I supposed to do here.
    Me:🤣

  • @sleepdeprived_inc.
    @sleepdeprived_inc. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Love how I forget this channel exists for a year or so, then come back and watch all of the videos when it’s in my recommended again.

  • @invictuspsyche6158
    @invictuspsyche6158 7 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    I was that kid who did everything and the one who constantly got hurt

    • @valien4142
      @valien4142 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      me too

    • @iKnowaNoah
      @iKnowaNoah 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Arthur M. B. van Eldert me too hehe

    • @itzsaltyfreako5042
      @itzsaltyfreako5042 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Arthur M. B. van Eldert same

    • @VCRK888
      @VCRK888 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I still am lmao

  • @danoconnor5138
    @danoconnor5138 4 ปีที่แล้ว +164

    You all have that one friend in the playground who got a concussion whenever he ran for more than 20 seconds?
    Good times.

    • @-yourlocalegirl-6506
      @-yourlocalegirl-6506 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Welp when I was little there were a lot of kids in my building and some kids and I formed a gang and we were some fucking animals and we would cause fights with smaller groups (we were between ages 7,8 and 9 and we didn’t know any better besides the kids from the other groups that we attacked with water balloons were asshole) and I was the wildest of the group I was like the alpha dog and they followed my comandos but then an older kid joined our group and I lost my top dog rank in a water ballon fight.
      Man kids from my country are wild :/

    • @b1zzarr3_
      @b1zzarr3_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I sadly was that kid-

    • @eljayex
      @eljayex 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jean Franciski ....umm I’m pretty sure everyone’s kill ants at some point, i mean I started as a 4-year old and now I still kill them

    • @ratqueen7630
      @ratqueen7630 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@eljayex what?

    • @eljayex
      @eljayex 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm a dog named Luna I mean that i started killing ants at age 4 and still do at age 10

  • @21chemH
    @21chemH 4 ปีที่แล้ว +181

    "Everyones just staying home now"
    She predicted _qaurantine_

  • @TheCollin.
    @TheCollin. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Tabbes: OH no, Yugi You fell for my trap card. My Blue eyes white dragon!

  • @jejrshehdhwhchbeep
    @jejrshehdhwhchbeep 6 ปีที่แล้ว +750

    Im not allowed to go outside.....;-;

    • @eliedormezil9223
      @eliedormezil9223 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Q2 ThAts sad sry m8 ur missing out

    • @trentonwoodruff2921
      @trentonwoodruff2921 6 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Q2 how u go to school

    • @trashking471
      @trashking471 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Elie Dormezil
      Why? How do you go to school?

    • @KarenMcTavish
      @KarenMcTavish 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Guys he/she is home schooled

    • @M0ldyBubbles
      @M0ldyBubbles 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Rip. Why?

  • @the_wanderer3331
    @the_wanderer3331 5 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    When you said *G E T T H E F U C K O U T* that just didn't let meh breathe..

    • @ineza2425
      @ineza2425 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Rapid memey wolf! We actually had one like that back 1st grade

  • @digijade5245
    @digijade5245 6 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    "strictly no running or playing at playground." well, what a crappy rule.

  • @PantryPirate526
    @PantryPirate526 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    When I was younger my parents put me and my sisters in an after school club called "Club connection" since it was free and they wanted us out of the house or whatever. So it was like the last day of that club and for a little graduation party the teachers took us to the firestone park that was near the building (Which I went to all the time) All of the kids were on the marry-go-round and we were spinning reeeal fast. I lost my grip and FLEW off of it and scraped my knee bad. I think I was like six or seven at the time. When my dad came to pick me and my sisters up the teachers gave us red, white, and blue popsicles to apologize for the incident.