I just have to say, I don't often compliment any content creator, especially not in TH-cam, but you really earned it, Valefisk. You're straightforward. You cut to the interesting parts. You're funny and you've got a lot of wit which doesn't need any sort of music or over-the-top editing to enhance. Most of all, your voice is so cool and tolerable, and you're original. You're just being you. You are a yin and yang of awesome and chill. I can just sit here all day just watching you grind games and committing virtual war crimes. I'm glad I subscribed. Keep it up, man, you're the beast who helps lighten up my day even if you don't know it.
I hope in Bannerlord you can loot peasants, small villages, and caravans without having a whole country declare war on you. Getting money in Warband was pretty much only tournaments
You should play stellaris, you got loads of options for warcrimes: purging entire species, eating entire species, enslaving entire species, orbitally bombarding entire planets into oblivion, the options are limitless.
I know this is late, but I got a Prager U. ad with Ben Shapiro right before this video started. Is fate trying to tell me that Ben Shapiro is indeed, or will in fact be, a war criminal?
When your just working in the rice fields but then a guy walks up to you, gives you a gun, then tells you to go into a hole in the ground and if you see anyone else shoot them.
This has quickly become my favorite gaming channel, and I don't normally watch gaming videos (most of my activity is about music theory and current events). I love M&B and CoH! Military-action games are always awesome.
"oooh! These guys are 50 gold each. Yes sell them all, nice." *tfw you learn ramun rips you off and sea raiders are at least 110 each to a regular ransom broker*
I don’t think anything said towards Mr Ben would be racist or any kind of offensive since he can dodge all of your arguments with a frustrating speed of 3.6 words per second.
Mount and blade warband is kinda buggy especially when your building something in the castle or village's and it just randomly gets stuck at one day before construction
You are basically iSorrowProductions and RTGame combined and I love you because of that combination. Great content 10/10, would play fortunate son during siege again
Fun fact about the VC, after the Tet offensive they lost almost everyone, to the point that most “VC” units near the end of US involvement were just actual NVA troops quickly funneled in to give the appearance of actually having sufficient numbers. You could unironically get conscript soldiers after this and still technically fit the MO. But yea, actual VC got fuckin merked, so you aren’t completely divorced from reality with this, especially after battle 9:30 ish
In one Mount and Blade game, I was working as a mercenary for the Swadians and helping them besiege a Khergit city. Well, we took it, but then all the Swadians left to go fight somewhere else, leaving like, 4 guys behind to defend the city. I did a quick 180, betrayed the Swadians, took the city and declared myself ruler of an independent country. The Soviet Union. It was brilliant. Unfortunately, then the Swadians went to war with the Soviet Union, which was kinda bad since I didn't really have a way of recruiting new troops since my 1 village was constantly getting burned down. So I just kinda sat in my city while they repeatedly threw all their troops at it and died.
0:12 random really late but fun fact here. The lack of guns on the eastern front was not due to a deficit of guns but rather a failure of logistics, the russians actually had tons of guns and ammunition it was simply all stuck because of the logistical nightmare that was the russian army.
I played this game for the first time like 6 months ago and after a few days of playing I had an army so powerful that we could easily beat armies 3x our size. Is that normal? I do have a habit of unintentionally becoming super powerful in games. I did it in Dark souls Remastered. My first ever REAL play through of the first game was when the remastered came out and I quickly found that my sorc build was absurdly powerful, at least the most powerful that I have ever been in a souls game. I 2 shotted Gravelord Nito and Gwyn and a ton of other bosses. It was fun lol
![[TH] FS vs BME - VCT Ascension Pacific - Lower Bracket Final](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/wnygqsR2Fig/mqdefault.jpg)
Had to split this video in half so it's not 35-40 minutes long
You'll get the "Founding of Ben Shapiro's Grand Kingdom" soon after the next video :)
But vale, you csnt commit warcrimes if they havent been declared as such yet. Youre just being a normal overload
Are you gonna take slaves? I've heard That it's profitable
Edit: 5 seconds later "oh look, a slave trader"
I would watch a 40 minute video of Ben Shapiro destroying libtard peasants though
It's getting close to 100k chief.
"Had to split this video in half so it's not 35-40 minutes long"
But... why?
I think not commiting war crimes has become a war crime by this point.
I just have to say, I don't often compliment any content creator, especially not in TH-cam, but you really earned it, Valefisk. You're straightforward. You cut to the interesting parts. You're funny and you've got a lot of wit which doesn't need any sort of music or over-the-top editing to enhance. Most of all, your voice is so cool and tolerable, and you're original. You're just being you. You are a yin and yang of awesome and chill. I can just sit here all day just watching you grind games and committing virtual war crimes. I'm glad I subscribed. Keep it up, man, you're the beast who helps lighten up my day even if you don't know it.
You should Pick places to destroy randomly by clicking in View notes and then so the Same Thing you did with the starting realm you Chose
“Only targeting the peasants as well”.............so the Vietcong then?
"Hey guys, I dun know history."
Maybe I should get Mount and Blade.
I do love the idea of destroying 300 soldiers with 20.
Earned a like by making Ben Shekelpiro's nose sliders maxed.
Did you know his wife is a doctor?
Seriously, do you know that his wife is a doctor?
Have I already mentioned that his wife is a doctor?
I hope in Bannerlord you can loot peasants, small villages, and caravans without having a whole country declare war on you. Getting money in Warband was pretty much only tournaments
Really fun! Can't wait to see more
Here is a trick steal cows and max looting skill and go to towns and steal the cows and go to a city and sell the beef
By I mean sell the beef kill the cows
ctrl spacebar my man
Ben Shapiro, an absolute unit of a man, worth 40 people!
ARE YOU DISSRECPT BEN FUKKING SHAPPPPPIROOO
5:54 I love the slave trade now. Valefisk 2018
I laughed so hard I cried
I’m more of of a villein kind of guy
Owning the feudal lords with facts and logic
Lynx you shill
Don't forget the lazer eyes...
Lances don't care about your feelings 😄
War crimes? Never seen them on this channel.
Warcrimes? You mean our to do list.
Exactly what you say to the police...
You should play stellaris, you got loads of options for warcrimes: purging entire species, eating entire species, enslaving entire species, orbitally bombarding entire planets into oblivion, the options are limitless.
Stellaris, eh? Well well well, have I got a surprise for you tomorrow :p
Valefisk You are the greatest Valefisk, keep making amazing content - your transition from Speedchievements to varied gameplay has been seamless!
Remember purging a xeno, mutant and the traitor a day keeps the thirsting God's away.
@@brytenwaldaco.productions825 thanks dude, i love you too ^^
@@Valefisk , how do you declare yourself?
Valefisk: Im not guilty, they didn't sign the Geneva Treaty
[WW2 Wehrmatch intensifies]
**It’s almost harvesting season**
Away with you, vile beggar!
@FD S NOBLEMAN SWERVE
It’s harvesting season
"Damn I love the slave trade now"- Valefisk 2018
“I love the slave trade” - Valefisk 2018
It hurt me inside to see him sell sea raiders to the slaver tho. You save them high-dollar bandits for the ransom broker
"We'll be, we'll be the snow Viet Cong."
Soooo, the Finns then?
*Winter War intensifies*
the snowy hills are speaking finnish
@@azizabdul8914 per kele😡
The finncong PER KELEEE
*sad stalin noises*
Unlike the Viet Cong, the Finns lost that war.
Bannerlord will never come, because every “bannerlord when” delays the release day
Bannerlord when
Butterlord when
Current estimates say that the game will release a year after half life 3
Wait,we can reverse it,say "when Bannerlord!" and it will release earlier!
@@afrikayt don't you mean nehw drolrennab
YOU HAVE SELECTED THE BEST BANNER! >:D
I kinda knew you gonna comment this video when i saw what banner he picked :/
Koifish a surprise to be sure, but a welcome one
How did i know right as he chose that banner you would appear...
oh my god you are here
"Looter DESTROYED by Ben Shapiro with FACTS and LOGIC"
FACTS and LOGIC and COLD STEEL
I read that wrong
“Alright, let’s attack the Sea Raiders.”
A mistake not one player has avoided.
valefisk a nobleman HA thats a bigger joke than this years youtube rewind
Tip: Ctrl+space, speeds up the game 👍
WHERE HAS THIS BEEN ALL MY LIFE
And backspace during a battle opens up the minimap
@@Valefisk just dont use ctrl+click
and never use ctrl with any key in battle
Spartan4free Why not Ctrl + Click?
@@Valefisk I'm so disappointed in you
Using Swadians as skirmishers is the real warcrime
Yea, cause we all know that they’re actually cannon fodder.
Using Vaegir Archers is a War crime
@Turtlemaster 200 Say that to my Rhodok snipers.
@@AbyssWatcher745 they are the best ;:(
@@tf-mr-blue748 Exactly
Villages: exists
French Ben shapiro: Its free real estate
After retiring from his musical career, Post Malone had a very successful run as a merchant in Sargoth
I know this is late, but I got a Prager U. ad with Ben Shapiro right before this video started.
Is fate trying to tell me that Ben Shapiro is indeed, or will in fact be, a war criminal?
With FACTS and LOGIC?
Valefisk "Doesnt Know What Ben Shapiro Looks Like" Valefisk
Nano?
When your just working in the rice fields but then a guy walks up to you, gives you a gun, then tells you to go into a hole in the ground and if you see anyone else shoot them.
0:00 TBH i like serfs myself. SMH, pesants are like the magicarb of the mideieval age
NovelPond yeeeeeee
3:15 "bandit killed by Ben Shapiro" should have been "BEN SHAPIRO DESTROYS BANDIT WITH FACTS AND LOGIC"
Ramun :i have the best prices for slaves
Offers 50 denars for Sea Raiders
Ransom Broker :hold my beer. I give you 110 for the Sea Raiders
Play stellaris, please
hoo boy, have I got a surprise for you tomorrow :)
Excellent
Lemme guess, more war crimes?
@@theeagle4463 It's only a war crime if you massacre humans, not xenos.
@Lojomon-Jeremmy Biwott
It’s also not a war crime to napalm bomb rice farmers.
The Vietcong did nothing wrong, change my mind
I would happily watch a full playthrough of this from you. A full series of the mighty Ben Shapiro the brutal warlord? Please?
how can u commit war crimes if war crimes dont exist yet??????
Exactly
@@y1751 Did the code of chivalry not exist by 1257? If so, then using a horse against the infantry looters would technically constitute a warcrime.
I love the slave trade now
-valefisk 2018
"I will be the snow vietcong"
Oh so Finland during WWII
Your cute voice does not match your sadistic personality.
Thats kinda gay
This has quickly become my favorite gaming channel, and I don't normally watch gaming videos (most of my activity is about music theory and current events). I love M&B and CoH! Military-action games are always awesome.
"War crimes aren't war crimes if they haven't been invented yet"
Lmao sells the sea raiders for 50 gold and gets mega excited XD
“Aw man I love the slave trade now!”
-Valefisk 2018
Holy shit I love this video. I can't believe you lost everything and actually recovered instead of just restarting the game like I did haha
The first joke about russian conscripts is as new as it should be.
"Let every villain learn to fear the name Ben Shapiro"
NO. BRO YOU DIDN'T. YOU DIDN'T JUST PULL OUT WARBAND ON US.
i subscribed the second he named it ben shapiro fkjas
1:48 Am I the only one who just lifted his head 90 degrees from the phone and looked straight forward to the wild for a while....
I don't get it. Is it supposed to be ironic? Do people actually like ben shapiro?
I feel like this video is tongue-in-cheek since Ben Shapiro is one of the biggest punchlines in American history lmao
Look at you with your three buddies
Vale "warcrime a day keeps rivals at bay" fisk strikes again!
Your Ben Shapiro looks like what Ron Perlman would look like if he Dragonball fusioned with a monk.
Ben Shapiro physically destroying poor people.
Pretty accurate.
"oooh! These guys are 50 gold each. Yes sell them all, nice."
*tfw you learn ramun rips you off and sea raiders are at least 110 each to a regular ransom broker*
I don’t think anything said towards Mr Ben would be racist or any kind of offensive since he can dodge all of your arguments with a frustrating speed of 3.6 words per second.
Mount and blade warband is kinda buggy especially when your building something in the castle or village's and it just randomly gets stuck at one day before construction
6:53 Farmers from the village he just stole from: *Exist* Valefisk: KILL THEM ALL!
They wuz just flowing orders
Aw lawd
I hope my grand children will be around to enjoy mount and blade 2
I love how in the opening, you can see that Vale's following the main menu music with his mouse!
You are basically iSorrowProductions and RTGame combined and I love you because of that combination. Great content 10/10, would play fortunate son during siege again
Fun fact about the VC, after the Tet offensive they lost almost everyone, to the point that most “VC” units near the end of US involvement were just actual NVA troops quickly funneled in to give the appearance of actually having sufficient numbers. You could unironically get conscript soldiers after this and still technically fit the MO. But yea, actual VC got fuckin merked, so you aren’t completely divorced from reality with this, especially after battle 9:30 ish
What's any of this got to do with Viking Conquest?
You should always join the Swollians. The butter reigns supreme!!!
Ben Shapiro and the VC- the Snow Chi Minh Trail
Sadly he was right, he didn't make it to see the new mount & blade game rip
"Now I'm in debt."
successful entrepreneur gang ouh
Part of me still dies inside when you willfully sell the sea raiders to Ramun.
So many wasted denars... ;-;
you: lets do the fish
me: but i thought koifish already did the fish?
Hope you're still alive xD The Sequel is around the corner!
Your voice reminds me of Seth the Programmer except you don’t have some severe personality defects.
Got an ad of a song where Joji was singing in it so i didnt even dared to skip it
This whole fucking channel is about commuting war crimes I swear
it's almost harvesting season
Actually a very important documentary about Ben Shapiro
Trans icon Ben Shapiro 💖💖💖
You should rename yourself to War Crimes HistoryHub
Vale "Fuck the Geneva Convention" Fisk strikes again
It hurt to see him not make those swadians cavalry
War Crimes is a common thing in the medieval era.
Ben Shapiro committing war crimes is remarkably fitting
Agreed 😂
Snow Vietcong? You mean WW II Finland?
You should have named him Bernie Sanders.
the great adventurer is my butterfree in pokemon let's go.
of course valefisk made him he's a walking chlorine bomb.
I would love to see you play Rising Storm 2, you'd have endless fuel for more Viet Cong jokes
The sequel is almost finally released rn
Snow Vietcong? You mean the Finnish?
This should be done with Red wars or something like that playing as the vaegirs a.k.a. Soviet Union
He say s he is Vietcong but he is killing peasants aka Vietcong
I don't know how, but vale's dry comedy makes me laugh like no other!
'Lets attack the sea raiders'
oh no
3:13 *Ben Shapiro DESTROYS bandit with FACTS and LOGIC*
"Who needs any money"-Schen Bapiro
In one Mount and Blade game, I was working as a mercenary for the Swadians and helping them besiege a Khergit city. Well, we took it, but then all the Swadians left to go fight somewhere else, leaving like, 4 guys behind to defend the city. I did a quick 180, betrayed the Swadians, took the city and declared myself ruler of an independent country. The Soviet Union. It was brilliant.
Unfortunately, then the Swadians went to war with the Soviet Union, which was kinda bad since I didn't really have a way of recruiting new troops since my 1 village was constantly getting burned down. So I just kinda sat in my city while they repeatedly threw all their troops at it and died.
0:12 random really late but fun fact here. The lack of guns on the eastern front was not due to a deficit of guns but rather a failure of logistics, the russians actually had tons of guns and ammunition it was simply all stuck because of the logistical nightmare that was the russian army.
I played this game for the first time like 6 months ago and after a few days of playing I had an army so powerful that we could easily beat armies 3x our size. Is that normal? I do have a habit of unintentionally becoming super powerful in games. I did it in Dark souls Remastered. My first ever REAL play through of the first game was when the remastered came out and I quickly found that my sorc build was absurdly powerful, at least the most powerful that I have ever been in a souls game. I 2 shotted Gravelord Nito and Gwyn and a ton of other bosses. It was fun lol
14:50 literally what i think everytime i loot a village and sell it's stuff, *THERE'S NO BETTER TRAINING THAN COMBAT COMRADE!*-commisar letlev