The way he said "I've always wanted to get Mrs. LockPickingLawyer interested in non-destructive entry methods" sounds like she's SUPER into destructive entry methods lmao
@@commodorex She didn't rip it off. She got a saw and carved it off. Those cuts on the tub were too clean. She was surgical, but in the old timey amputation way
The way he phrased "non-destructive entry methods" made it sound like his wife doesn't even use doors and just bursts into the place like the Kool Aid man.
Did you SEE what she did to the ice cram cotnainer? XD Well and truly his second half, where LPL wants to surgically remove a lock quietly so it can be put back on as if nothing happened, his wife is the omne who brought either bolt cutters, a massive drill, or hell, if she's feeling spicy, a C4 charge.
To her credit, she found a pretty nice and tidy way of breaking into the tub; I probably wouldn't have thought to do it that neatly and opened it like a child opens a christmas gift. Except with a knife, because it'd be too much of a hassle without one.
I've never found ice cream containers to be very sturdy and it looks like the lock fits under the lid, so I bet I could just pull it off with some light squeezing even with the plastic still there.
Literally the first thought I had when I clicked on this video was "Why not just flip the damn thing over and cut out the bottom?" haha. Felt very validated to see that this guy's wife had similar sentiments.
@@billyfraiser6298 Yeah, but I thought of cutting a hole in the top. In a way, Mrs LPL's solution was more elegant, esp. with the piece of plastic wrap.
@@UnchainedPassion One day when I was like 8, my parents had some sort of emergency while I was already on the bus home from school. This was back in 2002 or so, so obviously I had no cellphone. I waited like 30 minutes on our front lawn not knowing what was going on/wrong, and finally decided to take a rock and break our basement door window to unlock it. My parents weren't even mad, they were more apologetic that I was waiting that long, and impressed I had the idea to break an unimportant window to unlock the door and get inside safely.
@@benjamingavrilis71 it's coarse, and rough, and irritating, and it can get into your clothes faster than LPL can get into a padlock made by MasterLock
@@Noctaruwhenever you see the statistic (views, up votes) it almost never is accurate. It is being delayed in the cache of your local server to reduce the number of reads/writes to the mainframe. I. E. When you saw 911 it probably didn't include at least one like from a different region, I. E. It was already not 911
@@seanchristians2800 Hey, did you know that not every single thing on the entire internet is related to Technoblade and Dream and those other people who are treated like fucking gods by stans like you for recording themselves playing video games? Just though I'd bring that to your attention. : )
The way he says that hes always wanted to get his wife interested in "non destructive entry methods" makes it sound like she just goes around the house kicking down any closed doors in her path 🤣
I watched too many April fool's before this, so, when that was mentioned, I imagined a giant discarded pile of torn lululemon yoga pants and my only response was "crotchless maybe???". 🤷🏼♀️
@@speakingwithoutnet that's my preferred entry method. Combines dynamic entry with shock and awe. ;) Wives have their own methods: Laser glare, which vaporizes opposition. After 40 years of marriage, I've developed a neutronium skin, so the worst she can do is bombard me and risk me turning into a black hole and nobody wants a black hole in their livingroom. ;) Nor do they want a naked singularity in bed with them...
I feel like these two would make for a brilliant fictional duo. Lpl always tries to use the right tools to do things professionally and discretely, and Mrs. Lpl uses a sledgehammer and a bonesaw regardless of what the task may be.
au contraire, I think she defeated the lock system in the most simple and straightforward manner possible. Personally, I've gotten so used to budget cuts rendering the intended method of entering packaging overly difficult in order to save a few cents on manufacture, that I just keep a pair of sheer cutters next to the salt & pepper in the middle of the table. I give the intended way of opening a package about 10 seconds before i reach for them. But in this case, I'm mechanically curious, so I would have tried to figure the lock out personally.
“I've always wanted to get mrs. LPL interested in non-destructive methods of entry” "Security is only as strong as its weakest link" This man went through an entire character arc within a 2 minute video
I love this, as an IT security dude, because it demonstrates something I'm always trying to tell people. That if someones going to break into your system they probably are not even going to attempt the big security gate they've installed in front of their door. They'll instead just climb through the carelessly opened window on the side of the building next to the footpath. (And that carelessly opened window might just be the boss whos set his personal email password to "secret1")
I'll have you know that "secret1" hasn't been the password in MONTHS. The new system requirement of an upper case, lower case, number and symbol with a new password needed every two weeks has done away with easily guessed passwords for good! This week's password is written on this post-it note which I stuck to the monitor.
@@OniMasku Well I mean People some people are into that kinda thing...... Also the lack of context that the email gave me killed me. Finally the quote "peace was never an option" comes from the game 'Untitled Goose Game' and a meme surrounding that game
Hacker Lord doing things this brazen he’s lucky the couch isn’t in the back yard on fire with his clothes on it, along with about two tons of locks and picking accessories.
This is the most well rounded entry family. The kid knows puzzles, the dad knows lock picking, and the mother knows destructive entry. If someone steals from them not only are they getting the legal trouble, but they won’t be able to sleep at night due to how many ways they can get in.
I can honestly see an adventure movie of these people. Something like National Treasure. LPL gets them inside, the kid figures out the plot... and mommy kicks ass.
Mr. LPL would pick each and every lock Mrs. LPL would blow up each and every wall Kids would do side-channel attack. Either hide under their car and get into their garadge or just dig under their house
@@Nich_B23 also "Mr. and Mrs. John Doe". I've always thought that was weird tbh but it is an accepted practice for some reason. But saying "I'm John Doe and this is Mrs. Doe" means his first name is John, just as "I'm The Lock-Picking Lawyer and this is Mrs. Lock-Picking Lawyer" insinuates that his first name is "The" and his original last name was either "Lock" or "Picking Lawyer" and they chose to hyphenate their last name... So his birth name is either "The Lock" or "The Picking Lawyer"... either way; he chose his career well
Just goes to show that if you REALLY want to lock up that ice cream, you will need a steel bucket type container that latches with a closed top, non-plastic locking lid... But at less than 10 bucks a litre, is it REALLY worthy of a lock at all?
The thumbnail alone is enough to show the folly of this lock. The ice cream is in waxed cardboard! One knife, lop off the bottom, yum yum ice cream time.
Guys, let's be fair. She broke into the tub very tidily. It's more like taking a saw and cutting the door out of the frame than smashing through anything.
It's an awesome gimmick from B&J ... After watching this video, I also think it would make a great advertisement for their product: 'Ben & Jerry's: So good it is worth a commiting a felony' (or something in that genre but better ... I am no marketing pro)
Haha, that reminds me of a lesson that was taught to data security specialists: some system was boasted as having completely hackproof protocols, no one was going to get unauthorized access to the data or server or w/e, and dared anyone to try. One guy took this challenge, and his way of hacking past the firewall was picking the lock to the server room and accessing the machine directly.
A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools. - Douglas Adams
When I worked in IT, we urged our accounting dept to not fire someone because she frequently did things wrong and it pointed out where we needed to make improvements
@@a.s2791 ok but the other idea is entertaining, imagine youre picking a lock with this kid and when theyre tool for picking locks breaks when its close to opening the lock kid just body slams into the door, and its open
LPL: "I always wanted to get Mrs. LPL interested in non-destructive entry methods." Mrs. LPL: *continues her apparent habit of destructive entry methods*
@@Feasco you know what, I take that back. This is totally a destructive entry method. It's the frozen dessert equivalent of bypassing a door lock by breaking a window. BTW, I just noticed your name. Clever!
I have worked in law enforcement and security for the past 30 years - never have I seen a better video that expresses this concept. And there are lots, and lots of videos, training programs, literature, Ted Talks, etc. that go on at length to describe what you did in 1 minute 57 seconds.
@@elknackebroto7447 lol, you'd be wrong then. There's no real money law enforcement, and it's a thankless jpb now. Ask me how I know. Corporate security is where the money is at.
@@elknackebroto7447 thanks for agreeing with me. I took my 25 year LE career, working nights, weekends, and holidays and cashed that in for a corporate job making a lot more money and a lot less hours.
Knifes a far eadier to get, lil maintenance, cheap, requires close contact practice, and you dont need a liscence to have one. Only laws out there on them that i know are size of blade.
_"It's a plastic, three-digit combination lock _*_specifically_*_ designed to secure a pint of ice cream."_ *_One of humanity's most depraved inventions._*
Your wife isn’t showing you how your lock doesn’t work. She’s showing you what she’s going to do you if you ever stand between her and her ice cream again.
“This is the LockPickingWife, and today we’re going to show you how to get back in your car if you locked the keys inside” *Swings purse into window* “And we’re in.”
@@bellamckinnon8655 i think the problem here is less in you understanding what literally means and more in what representing something means. she didn't literally represent it, that'd imply intent
@Anonimo317 - The answer is that it is a concept that is against the laws of logic, hence the question is has no significance in reality, even as a hypothetical thought experiment, because nothing can be gained from it, since it just gets thrown out as nonsense. Or, the question is flawed/inaccurate as far as how the object and the force are portrayed. BUUUT yea if you wanna go outside of how the question was intended, then sure. Force goes around the object, without stopping, and without the object being moved.
I'm reminded of Ikana Castle in The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask. There's a big gate, and next to it a sign that claims that nobody will every be able to breach the gates. Though the gate has stood the test of time and remains unbreachable, there's a hole in the wall a few steps away.
Reminds me of an old DnD GM of mine who was annoyed we kept picking or breaking through every locked door we came across. "You're faced with a thick adamantine door, locked, no keyhole in sight you could pick." "What do the hinges look like?" "...The.. the hinges? Um... they look, I dunno, normal?" "Normal. So I can see them. Which means they're on my side and accessible? ...I use my tools to disassemble the door from the frame." We carried the door back to the city and sold it for the metal. GM never pulled that trick again with us. XD
"I want to get Mrs. LPL interested in non-destructive entry methods." Have you considered that maybe Mrs. LPL wants to get YOU into DESTRUCTIVE entry methods?
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The way he said "I've always wanted to get Mrs. LockPickingLawyer interested in non-destructive entry methods" sounds like she's SUPER into destructive entry methods lmao
I thought this too, yeah.
You saw that she ripped open the bottom of the tub, yeah? That's pretty destructive to me lol
condolences if she's into pegging.
@@commodorex She didn't rip it off. She got a saw and carved it off. Those cuts on the tub were too clean. She was surgical, but in the old timey amputation way
My sick mind instantly made it sexual.
The way he phrased "non-destructive entry methods" made it sound like his wife doesn't even use doors and just bursts into the place like the Kool Aid man.
😂😂😂
Did you SEE what she did to the ice cram cotnainer? XD Well and truly his second half, where LPL wants to surgically remove a lock quietly so it can be put back on as if nothing happened, his wife is the omne who brought either bolt cutters, a massive drill, or hell, if she's feeling spicy, a C4 charge.
@@blazichaos7181don’t forget the thermite 😊
O H Y E A H
@@blazichaos7181 "Guys, the thermal drill. Go get it."
This wasn’t a lock picking tutorial, this is a life lesson
Any lesson learned IS a life lesson.
Life Lesson Lawyer
You are only a strong as your weakest link.
Don’t mess with your wife’s ice cream
To her credit, she found a pretty nice and tidy way of breaking into the tub; I probably wouldn't have thought to do it that neatly and opened it like a child opens a christmas gift. Except with a knife, because it'd be too much of a hassle without one.
I've never found ice cream containers to be very sturdy and it looks like the lock fits under the lid, so I bet I could just pull it off with some light squeezing even with the plastic still there.
I would have just cut the bottom off, leaving the lock and lid intact - gleefully! :D
"I would like to introduce my wife to non destructive entry methods"
His wife: *proceeds to show her love of destructive entry methods*
Im sorry but my perverted mind keeps thinking of other terms for destructive entry methods.
Lock picking lawyer is apparently married to the breaching charge attorney
@@jerryopeda8698 That's all that comes to my mind too.
@@nostopit179 that is an excellent name for his wife actually lol
@@jerryopeda8698LPL cant audibly fart anymore.
This is unironicly a good lesson for security design. Which makes it’s ridiculousness that much funnier
Exactly!
Nothing wrong with that security design. Its just that its not an application for ice cream
like putting a 6 inch steel vault door on a cardboard house
for its purpose of promising sanitary it's not bad
its*
His wife is a woman of focus, commitment and sheer will.
She's a keeper.
She is his wife.
cringe
@@Rodemu Suffer
@@Butter_Warrior99 lmao she can be his double wife damnit
Lol john wick 😂🤣🤣
LPL: “I want to teach MRS. LPL ‘non-destructive’ entry methods”
Mrs. LPL: “You thought”
She is definitely his wife. She thought outside of the box, and secured her prize.
She thought outside the box to get to what's inside the box
Plot twist:
He isn't married but Ben & Jerry's paid him to do a commercial for them.
@@moos5221 maybe in a alternative universe.
Maaan the first thing I thought was "just eat out of the bottom." 🤣
She did think outside, till she got into it
I like how he put this video in the “destructive entry” playlist
Thought you were pulling my leg but no it really is the mad man
Lmao he really did
Lmao his wife was planning on killing him
Madlad
i hope he did the same with the Exes Backdoor video
The slow transition and the cut to the destroyed Ben and jerrys makes it so much funnier the comedic timing in this is on point
okay folks, i really-
i was dying laughing ahahaha
on pint*
Literally the first thought I had when I clicked on this video was "Why not just flip the damn thing over and cut out the bottom?" haha. Felt very validated to see that this guy's wife had similar sentiments.
“Ok folks, I really should’ve know better” was my favorite part
It sounds like he manually tried to calm his voice down while terrified of his wife’s power
KNOWN
If you couldn’t see that it’s a typo, get your eyes checked
I knew when I saw the thumbnail, that all anyone had to do was cut it open. Seemed extremely obvious to me :/
@@billyfraiser6298 Yeah, but I thought of cutting a hole in the top. In a way, Mrs LPL's solution was more elegant, esp. with the piece of plastic wrap.
She really showed him that there's no need to pick a lock when there's an open window.
When there's a window and u got a rock
Hahah
When I saw the lock, I immediatly thought: "She could still cut it open from the side!" - my lack of logic just keeps impressing me 🤦
@@UnchainedPassion One day when I was like 8, my parents had some sort of emergency while I was already on the bus home from school. This was back in 2002 or so, so obviously I had no cellphone. I waited like 30 minutes on our front lawn not knowing what was going on/wrong, and finally decided to take a rock and break our basement door window to unlock it.
My parents weren't even mad, they were more apologetic that I was waiting that long, and impressed I had the idea to break an unimportant window to unlock the door and get inside safely.
or just a window...
silver lining: she didn't break the lock, so you can add it to your collection.
Another fine addition to his collection
@@thattbnguy interesting
ThatTromboneGuy I hate sand...
@@benjamingavrilis71 it's coarse, and rough, and irritating, and it can get into your clothes faster than LPL can get into a padlock made by MasterLock
Aiden Farthing LOL true true
Wife: "I wouldn't consider this a destructive entry at all... the lock is fine."
Truth spoken
hello I am reply
@@annoyingmom2491 hello reply
@@Deloooon reply
@@Raelexx silence
The transition: "okay folks, i-"
I lost it
What did you lost?
@@chiasmata8625 his composure. He laughed super hard.
@@89thaharmaiiioptreshenanig3 no it
😎 Cool profile pic, Eddie!
I will help you try and find it!
HAS ANYBODY SEEN IT?!?
I just wanted the reveal of LPL's wife to be another set of hands coming into the frame. Like they're a married pair of disembodied hands and voices.
Kira got them
This is one of those TH-cam comments that I can _truly_ relate to...
@@HelixAdamOxford Daishi no bakudan, Bites Za Lokku!
It's kind-of like when Wilson from Home Improvement had his mom visit for an episode. Just like Wilson, they never showed her mouth.
@@Cobalt985 😂😂 nice one
1:20 i knew it was gonna end like this. I wouldve done the same
Your wife: "it's not about money, it's about sending a message"
hahah bruh the joker reference
@@mello4989 hahah bruh
Omg this cracked me up (:
Lol
Im the 5100th like :)
"okay folks.. I really should've known better" was a really peak of comedy 😂😂🤣🤣
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LPL: ok so today we're going to pick this pad lock.
His wife: I brought boltcutters
It's 420 likes so I left this comment and that was so hilarious I watched it 4 times and still laughed
@@drampadude9216 for now it's 911 so I don't dare to change it for the funny!
I brought a razor blade
*His wife, carrying a blowtorch* "Can't be locked if it's a liquid."
@@Noctaruwhenever you see the statistic (views, up votes) it almost never is accurate. It is being delayed in the cache of your local server to reduce the number of reads/writes to the mainframe.
I. E. When you saw 911 it probably didn't include at least one like from a different region, I. E. It was already not 911
This is one of those things where you know exactly how it's going to go before it even starts, and it's still every bit as hilarious as it can be.
Yeah, when he said "non-destructive" I thought "ohhh, noooo..."
Can we just all admit that they're perfect together? This man can break into any lock, and his wife is an expert cat burglar apparently.
New ship dynamic
@@asdfghjkzxcbnm OMG YES NEW SHIO DYNAMIC
But who would ever burglarize a cat tho?
@@asdfghjkzxcbnm just imagine all the riches they can steal!
And if they get caught he can defend himself with his lawyer skillz
“A steel lock is irrelevant on a wooden door”
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War
Technoblade fan in disguise?
should i put a wooden lock on a steel door?
@@seanchristians2800 Hey, did you know that not every single thing on the entire internet is related to Technoblade and Dream and those other people who are treated like fucking gods by stans like you for recording themselves playing video games? Just though I'd bring that to your attention.
: )
@@conflictbrooks yet here YOU are watching those youtubers
@@conflictbrooks who the hell are those people. Funny how you know them and are the ones complaining about them.
The way he says that hes always wanted to get his wife interested in "non destructive entry methods" makes it sound like she just goes around the house kicking down any closed doors in her path 🤣
I was reminded of the Kool-Aid Man entry system.
I mean, if her approach to opening locked ice scream is like this, then I'd believe that.
I watched too many April fool's before this, so, when that was mentioned, I imagined a giant discarded pile of torn lululemon yoga pants and my only response was "crotchless maybe???". 🤷🏼♀️
@@speakingwithoutnet that's my preferred entry method. Combines dynamic entry with shock and awe. ;)
Wives have their own methods: Laser glare, which vaporizes opposition. After 40 years of marriage, I've developed a neutronium skin, so the worst she can do is bombard me and risk me turning into a black hole and nobody wants a black hole in their livingroom. ;)
Nor do they want a naked singularity in bed with them...
I was summoned by the comment of koolaid.
Koolaid man says destructive entry is more exciting than a normie walk in.
she is absolutely the John to his Sherlock! "it is not enough to have a great mind, the main thing is to use it well." - rene descartes
She was probably laughing while eating her icecream
" he thinks hes gonna stop me "
@@claymoreroomba2921 her: *signs*
😂😂😂😂I was thinking the same thing mine would have done the same...
@@The-Omega-Blade he: wait you werent supose to do that
Him: no, I can't use my skills on that
@00justSomeAccount00 "go to start and collect 10 000"
I feel like these two would make for a brilliant fictional duo. Lpl always tries to use the right tools to do things professionally and discretely, and Mrs. Lpl uses a sledgehammer and a bonesaw regardless of what the task may be.
Need icecream? Bone saw! Need to get in the house but forgot your keys? Sledgehammer! Doing brain surgery? Bit of both!
spy x family :D
@@akimarii4565 Yes!! Fantasic comparison lmaoooo
Sounds like Dexter and Dee Dee lol.
This needs to be a web comic or something
This is like when a company builds a "secure room" with a big unbreachable door, but the walls are made of thin plywood
lol
Like that scene from Red where he kicks in the wall to open the door with constantly changing security codes
This is like building a super secure vault system in Minecraft lol
Drywall.
@@FangyDoesArt the vault might actually work in Minecraft if those who would break in don’t have the permissions to destroy blocks
He risked his life for the content, what a brave man
I like how the man just wanted to teach his wife his hobby via a prize but she preferred committing a war crime to get it instead
au contraire, I think she defeated the lock system in the most simple and straightforward manner possible.
Personally, I've gotten so used to budget cuts rendering the intended method of entering packaging overly difficult in order to save a few cents on manufacture, that I just keep a pair of sheer cutters next to the salt & pepper in the middle of the table. I give the intended way of opening a package about 10 seconds before i reach for them.
But in this case, I'm mechanically curious, so I would have tried to figure the lock out personally.
You don't always have to pick the lock to get in
kathrynck ok boomer
Hah
Tell's you one thing
she's a keeper
“I've always wanted to get mrs. LPL interested in non-destructive methods of entry”
"Security is only as strong as its weakest link"
This man went through an entire character arc within a 2 minute video
holy shit it's cory
holy shit its cory
Cory the LA air is changing you
CORY WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU
Wanted her to learn non-destructive methods of entry.
She uses destructive method of entry.
An actual quote from a bank robber:
"The door was impenetrable, so I went in through the wall."
That reminds me of what Bruce Willis’ character did in R.E.D. to get into a secure CIA room.
Was that not a line from Thunderbolt and Lightfoot?
Hatton Garden heist was this exactly.
'He who buys very expensive door, did not pay as much for the rest of the house." -Confucius
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0:35 I love the was he says this line so calm, but I can almost feel him actively going though memories of such “destructive entry methods” 😂
I love the ceran wrap around it. She may well commit a crime stealing that pint but she isn't gonna be sloppy about it.
Professionals have standards
Bro it's saran not ceran LMAO it wasn't made by Michael Cera
Mega pint.
Ridiculous. She's not "stealing" anything! What a stupid thing to say.
@@Petra44YT Ridiculous! This man was simply poking fun, and not actually accusing her of stealing! What a stupid thing to say.
I love this, as an IT security dude, because it demonstrates something I'm always trying to tell people. That if someones going to break into your system they probably are not even going to attempt the big security gate they've installed in front of their door. They'll instead just climb through the carelessly opened window on the side of the building next to the footpath. (And that carelessly opened window might just be the boss whos set his personal email password to "secret1")
I'll have you know that "secret1" hasn't been the password in MONTHS. The new system requirement of an upper case, lower case, number and symbol with a new password needed every two weeks has done away with easily guessed passwords for good! This week's password is written on this post-it note which I stuck to the monitor.
@@jamindavey oh really, what's the password?
@@exi_dudi2037 probably Qwerty1234
@@jamindavey then Secret@1. Two weeks later, it will be Secret@2.
@@mmis1000 can you see the post it?
LPL: “ive always wanted to get mrs. LPL interested in non-destructive methods of entry”
Mrs. LPL: “peace was never an option”
Or Mrs LPL. "I chose chaos"
Wait she is a goose
@@personthing88 wtf why would you think he married a goose
@@OniMasku Well I mean People some people are into that kinda thing......
Also the lack of context that the email gave me killed me.
Finally the quote "peace was never an option" comes from the game 'Untitled Goose Game' and a meme surrounding that game
That was a total win…the lock doesnt even have any extra fingerprints on it.
Your wife is an absolute legend.
When you invest heavily in the lockpicking tree but the barbarian just smashes the chest.
This is why my Goliath Barbarian carry's a 5 foot crowbar.
barbarian in this case his wife
@@kirankankipati-thelinuxcha689 CONGRATS you got the joke.
Ijr
@Honin Akecheta
Nah
Me the Rouge when K feel useless because a Fighter Tank in D&D 5e exists
The phrase "getting the wife into non destructive entry methods" sounds like you need a safe word
from that phrase, i think he need jezus xD
I mean she wouldn't be of use if his mothods of entry were destructive...
My safe word is harder
I was going to leave a like but there was 420 so I don't want to mess that up for you❤️💕💖
@@elgatochurro Is it
fluggaenkoecchicebolsen?
The calmness of his voice just makes this so much funnier
It really just screams "yep, that's my wife for ya!" and it is low key adorable :P
@@chaoticneutral6288 memento mori
Nice pfp. I still have the spiral in my pfp if you raise the brightness
Memento mori
November 13th
I thought this was a joke...this lock looks like a marketing scheme for Ben and Jerry's
I'm an ice cream addict and from the thumbnail I already knew what the result would be 😂. Your wife did not disappoint
He sounds so calm for someone who’s probably sleeping on the couch tonight lol
Hacker Lord doing things this brazen he’s lucky the couch isn’t in the back yard on fire with his clothes on it, along with about two tons of locks and picking accessories.
If anything his wife is the one sleeping on the couch, especially since he can pick the lock to get back in.
@WonderWaffles Whoever had the problem is who sleeps on the couch
she's the one that got into his icecream.
@@Kevin15673 it's her fav ice cream and he tried to keep her out of it....
This is the most well rounded entry family. The kid knows puzzles, the dad knows lock picking, and the mother knows destructive entry. If someone steals from them not only are they getting the legal trouble, but they won’t be able to sleep at night due to how many ways they can get in.
I can honestly see an adventure movie of these people. Something like National Treasure. LPL gets them inside, the kid figures out the plot... and mommy kicks ass.
@@JohnPeacekeeper LMAO THIS IS SUCH A GOOD IDEA
they need to do a short film about this for some event like christmas or something haha
Mr. LPL would pick each and every lock
Mrs. LPL would blow up each and every wall
Kids would do side-channel attack. Either hide under their car and get into their garadge or just dig under their house
this is basically spy x family
This family is Family of spies
Plot twist: she actually opens it like that every time and didn’t notice the lock
what a horrible take, thank you !
lol yeees
HAHAHAHAHA
angry upvote
TIHI
Your wife pulled an authentication bypass, very impressive! 😆
“I’m going to put this lock on my wife’s favorite ice cream”
I only needed to see there was less than a minute left to start laughing
5.1k likes and no reply i aughta fix it
5.2k likes and only one reply I oughta fix that
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The phrasing "Mrs. Lock Picking Lawyer" implies his first name is "The"
Could be like when a married woman is formally addressed as "Mrs. John Doe" or whatever.
Ash Alopex shouldn’t be because that would make their names the same
Smmhs Pro it’s common to reference a wife as the Mrs (full name) of her husband. Like, “hello Jon doe.. oh, and good evening Mrs Jon Doe as well”
@@Nich_B23 also "Mr. and Mrs. John Doe".
I've always thought that was weird tbh but it is an accepted practice for some reason.
But saying "I'm John Doe and this is Mrs. Doe" means his first name is John, just as "I'm The Lock-Picking Lawyer and this is Mrs. Lock-Picking Lawyer" insinuates that his first name is "The" and his original last name was either "Lock" or "Picking Lawyer" and they chose to hyphenate their last name...
So his birth name is either "The Lock" or "The Picking Lawyer"... either way; he chose his career well
nhuKer I agree
he can sleep soundly knowing his wife can't just lock him out of his house for this. what a brave man.
Depends though, does he have his tools or are they locked in the house?
@@janieawolf Implying he doesn't just constantly wear a batman type utility belt at all times, even in bed.
@@Pinkanator The lock picking toolbelt stay on in bed
@@janieawolf im sure he has friends with his tools From his website.
@@Pinkanator he carries tools with him everywhere. It's like a wallet to him
It’s cute when a TH-camr calls ther wife/husband mrs/mr channel name
"When life closes a door, breach the wall."
Rainbow 6 style
Fuze the wall where the hostage is located on the other side*
Or open the door again.
"Ooooooh Yeeeeeeah!!!" -Koolaid Man
@@liondavid101stpsf2 A REALLY BIG FUCKING HOLE COMING RIGHT UP
To be fair, the lock was not picked.
10/10 - Unpickable!
Yeah, looks like she's not interested in "non-destructive entry methods" after all.
Drawbridge. Make the drawbridge out of cardboard.
@@mifki there is virtually nothing that can't be unlocked with proper application of a suitable amount of explosive.
If explosives don't work the first time just use more explosives.
Just cut the box
"Non-destructive entry methods"
*destroyed carton*
@Sky Child you took way too much time for something that stupid
@@Eingefallen t h e t i n g g o s k r r a
@@Eingefallen p o p p o p c a t c a t
Just goes to show that if you REALLY want to lock up that ice cream, you will need a steel bucket type container that latches with a closed top, non-plastic locking lid... But at less than 10 bucks a litre, is it REALLY worthy of a lock at all?
He said he has always wanted to get her interested in non destructive entry methods. Never said this was one (cuz is isn't)
The thumbnail alone is enough to show the folly of this lock. The ice cream is in waxed cardboard! One knife, lop off the bottom, yum yum ice cream time.
"I wanted to get her interested in non-destructive entry methods"
That didn't work did it?
Wife: proceeds to do destructive method
@@MikuscarShiro Well, technically the lock in still intact, soooo progress?
Wife: *stabs top of ice cream jar*
@@wolfen26 ah yes, positive thinking.....I like it 👍
Well basically his wife is a woman
Started off thinking, “why not saw off the bottom?”
His wife did not disappoint.
You're a psycho
my thought was use a knife and carve off the top of the lid.
@@claytonparfumorse3101 you would spill the ice cream you mad man
@@TheSuperCoolMan122 ice cream isn't a liquid it wouldn't spill and most of the ice cream in cups isn't full
I know, to be honest I'm surprised she bothered to leave any.
LPL, who needs to get into a locked room: "pass me my tools"
Mrs. LPL: [passes a sledgehammer]
"Close. But not Quite"
Where is your pfp from
@@Ninjabdul it's a Dwarf Fortress meme, Urist McCatbeard
The rogue married the Barbadian/fighter
"no, MY tools, not yours"
I love the ammount of effort into preservation she put into the icecream container, the clean slice, the saran wrap, its all very perfact.
Lol it's like picking the lock to a free standing door while she just walks around it
more like destroys the window lmao
A free-standing door would be putting a lock directly on an ice cream block.
This is throwing a brick through a window, next to a locked front door.
but lpl would still be inside faster than her^^, also she had to get the scissor or knife, lpl just used his tongue to pick the lock
@@zimizi "remember playing tonsil hockey with a lock is faster then going through a broken window
Guys, let's be fair. She broke into the tub very tidily. It's more like taking a saw and cutting the door out of the frame than smashing through anything.
The fact that the ice cream lock is a real thing is hilarious all on its own.
It's an awesome gimmick from B&J ... After watching this video, I also think it would make a great advertisement for their product: 'Ben & Jerry's: So good it is worth a commiting a felony' (or something in that genre but better ... I am no marketing pro)
@@Morrodin182 u should become one lmao that was good!!
@@Morrodin182 That actually quite good
You just need to open it with a knifr
@Artistic Aquarius www. Is that a thing?👀
Haha, that reminds me of a lesson that was taught to data security specialists: some system was boasted as having completely hackproof protocols, no one was going to get unauthorized access to the data or server or w/e, and dared anyone to try. One guy took this challenge, and his way of hacking past the firewall was picking the lock to the server room and accessing the machine directly.
Bravo! 👍
500iq play
That is priceless 🤣🤣🤣🤣😅😅😅
Watch_Dogs
that is some Payday shit
I love how this is strangely no different than puzzle games for pets
LPL: Ok so this house's front door is made by Master, so if we take our flat- why do you have that rock?
Mrs. LPL: The window.
This coming from Gupta who has a rollaway cot in the den.
Reminds me of holmes and watson
And if they have a child, they will go for the door hung pins.
The perfect middle ground.
Perfectly balanced as all things should be
There's this lockpicking invention, it's been around for about ohh, 9000 years, and it's called a brick
LPL: "I'll teach you how to pick locks."
Mrs. LPL: "I'll teach you pragmatism."
Right? Like this is unironically a fantastic demonstration of one of the core principles of security - the student became the master 😂
Cringe
@@velipulla3936 👆🤓
@@velipulla3936You’re very lonely if you have this much time on your hands
@@nui2o...The time to type six letters?
"I have outsmarted your outsmarting"
-probably his wife
jojo reference?????
@@Vaihly Do jojo fans think everything is a jojo reference?
@@simplyunbothered7871 yes
@@simplyunbothered7871 bruh thats literally a line joseph joestar said wdym???? lol
@@simplyunbothered7871 How is it not???
this is why you two are perfect for each other lmao
*In front of a locked door*
LockPickingLawyer: "Don't worry, my speciality is lockpicking"
Ms. LockPickingLawyer: "Throws brick through window"
"I need my tools" - Gone in 60 seconds
Nice stolen comment.
Smart women
😂
When a barbarian and a rogue are in the same party in dnd.
"The most dangerous thing ever caught on camera, I'm gonna get in between my wife and her favorite ice cream"
Best quote of that year
Na na man, When he said, Ive been trying to get my wife interested in NON DESTRUCTIVE entry... That's the best quote lol
@@cptmuzz4085 two.famous quotes, together make a diaster picture
famous last words
A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.
- Douglas Adams
Make a thing foolproof, and only a fool will use it.
When I worked in IT, we urged our accounting dept to not fire someone because she frequently did things wrong and it pointed out where we needed to make improvements
@@jamesoverholt878 Who needs testers when you have the computer-illiterate folks? lol
@@kkknl cleaning the whiteout off her screen was a hassle, but she was a fantastic resource
Maybe deep thought should have taken this into account when designing earth
“I’ll teach my wife…”
That’s a delusion many men suffer from. She will teach YOU.
ironic that the wife of a person who solves locks like puzzles chooses the meta which is simply bypassing it with relentless destruction.
Their child will be an unstoppable force of nature
@@geekof92 or their powers would cancel each other out and instead of picking or destroying the lock, the kid will simply use a key.
@@a.s2791 the kid learns to make keys
This is the best comment I’ve seen in a while
@@a.s2791 ok but the other idea is entertaining,
imagine youre picking a lock with this kid and when theyre tool for picking locks breaks when its close to opening the lock kid just body slams into the door, and its open
Later that night:
This is the Lock Picking Lawyer and I will be showing you how to sleep comfy on the living room sofa for the next 2 weeks.
3 is binding
More like
This is the Lock Picking Lawyer and today I will be showing you how to unlock the bedroom doors
Cushion 2 is set...
I read it in his voice
🤣
"Ok folks, I should've known better"
I died.
I literally LOL'd too 😁
I bet she had a large smug on her face.
He he. Rip
@@Lugia21 He did say she looked like the cat that ate the canary, so yeah, I'd say so.
Literally one second after as well.
Women do have great problem solving skills and she is just putting hers to use. I love this (and now I want ice cream. darn)
LPL: "I always wanted to get Mrs. LPL interested in non-destructive entry methods."
Mrs. LPL: *continues her apparent habit of destructive entry methods*
Ah but the lock is still intact you see
@@Feasco You know, you've got a point. I think she may satisfy the locksport requirement of not damaging the lock.
@@Feasco you know what, I take that back. This is totally a destructive entry method. It's the frozen dessert equivalent of bypassing a door lock by breaking a window.
BTW, I just noticed your name. Clever!
I felt a strap-on joke in there somewhere.
Mr lockpicking lawyer
Mrs breaching charge
I have worked in law enforcement and security for the past 30 years - never have I seen a better video that expresses this concept. And there are lots, and lots of videos, training programs, literature, Ted Talks, etc. that go on at length to describe what you did in 1 minute 57 seconds.
You are right, I didn't even think about that.
I will save this video.
Law enforcement and security sounds like a rapid descent srytohear that
@@elknackebroto7447 lol, you'd be wrong then. There's no real money law enforcement, and it's a thankless jpb now. Ask me how I know. Corporate security is where the money is at.
@@soldat2501 sure m8, sure
@@elknackebroto7447 thanks for agreeing with me. I took my 25 year LE career, working nights, weekends, and holidays and cashed that in for a corporate job making a lot more money and a lot less hours.
LPL: "non-destructive entry methods"
Mrs. PL: yeah nah
I mean, the lock is still perfectly in tact so she didn't break the lock :P
Who hasn't tried talking their wife into trying new entry methods
It appears she re-framed the term "non-destructive" within the context of "what needs to be preserved."
@@danielbudney7825 No; that was pretty well destroyed.
Mrs. Pad Lock
I love that "non-destructive entry" was a foreshadow
LPL: Please reconsider..
His wife: I choose violence
LPL: Please reconsider...
Mrs. LPL: Please choose to live.
Violence isn't the question. Violence is the answer. And the answer is yes!
@@OneZer0Four Something is wrong, I can feel it
@@OneZer0Four This is backwards and it is upsetting me. FIX IT, FIX IT RIGHT NOW!
@@OneZer0Four huh
Well the "nondestructive" portion is kind of accurate. She didn't break the lock.
No need to break the lock if you can break down the door.
Good point! 😂
You would be great as a lawyer for locks.
0_0
@Genocide is fun if you break the hinges then just move the door to one side then u ain't breaking the lock
"A knife is a great solution to many obstacles. Minimal practice required." - KnifeWieldingWife
ROFLMAO KnifeWieldingWife Now that's a good one
Hahahaha
KNIFE WIFE
Knifes a far eadier to get, lil maintenance, cheap, requires close contact practice, and you dont need a liscence to have one. Only laws out there on them that i know are size of blade.
"Don't _I_ know it!" - Lorena Bobbitt.
She is obviously a genius.
_"It's a plastic, three-digit combination lock _*_specifically_*_ designed to secure a pint of ice cream."_
*_One of humanity's most depraved inventions._*
@Steve Terry The plastic is still more secure than the wax cardstock encasing the ice cream...
THIS IS WHY IT NEEDS A BOTTOM BUCKET TO COVER THE REST OF THE THING.
@@scottbruckner4653 or jusst another lock on the end that connects to the top one.
@@madscientistshusta eh.
Bruh 😂I read this as soon as he was saying it
This feels like a really high quality shitpost
Bruhh have you seen his lock picking skills
@@conquestv4024 Rather, have you seen his valentine's day videos? Some of the most top quality shitposting I've seen.
I‘m a Scatman.
sKiBiDiBaDaBaDoPbAdApBoB
Hahaha
Indeed
Your wife isn’t showing you how your lock doesn’t work. She’s showing you what she’s going to do you if you ever stand between her and her ice cream again.
Hahahahaha
@Darwin of course, what did you think she was gonna do, rip his upper body off?
Don't forget the foot tapping and the customary "I'm fine".
Lol (same name Jeremiah)
@Darwin the joke woodshed right over your head
I don’t think I’ve ever laughed so hard at a reveal
I can’t stop watching clips of it and it makes me cry laugh
Every 👏single👏time👏
“This is the LockPickingWife, and today we’re going to show you how to get back in your car if you locked the keys inside”
*Swings purse into window*
“And we’re in.”
A little binding on one, nothing on two... [Swings purse] and we're in!
simple, just cut the bottom off
Always carry a couple of bricks inside your purse.
@@jbearblink4601 And were out!
@@dazzlemasseur That's a little suspicious, try soup cans.
She literally represents the saying "work smarter, not harder" 🤣
That's figurative, not literal!
@@Living4YHWH she literally represented the saying by literally cutting open the bottom of the ice cream instead of literally picking the lock
@@bellamckinnon8655 i think the problem here is less in you understanding what literally means and more in what representing something means. she didn't literally represent it, that'd imply intent
@J M if i were her i would do the same and just move it to another container..
Didn't she work harder and not smarter?
When an unstoppable force meats an immovable object, the force simply goes around the object
brilliant
🥩
meets > meats
thats some big brained shit right there
@Anonimo317 - The answer is that it is a concept that is against the laws of logic, hence the question is has no significance in reality, even as a hypothetical thought experiment, because nothing can be gained from it, since it just gets thrown out as nonsense. Or, the question is flawed/inaccurate as far as how the object and the force are portrayed.
BUUUT yea if you wanna go outside of how the question was intended, then sure. Force goes around the object, without stopping, and without the object being moved.
I'm reminded of Ikana Castle in The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask. There's a big gate, and next to it a sign that claims that nobody will every be able to breach the gates. Though the gate has stood the test of time and remains unbreachable, there's a hole in the wall a few steps away.
"I've always wanted to get Mrs. LPL interested in non destructive methods"
*proceeds to open ice cream tub through a destructive method*
well, the lock is still intact.
@@_BRawlR_ still destroyed the container it was keeping locked
@@dafhdgadfgadf5321 well, the lock is still intact.
Look, it was way too obvious. The ice cream was ment to get harmed anywais so it's not like the value of the contanieris gonna be an issue
@@Ferrari255GTO well, the lock is still intact.
“Mrs Lock picking Lawyers” name used to be “Ms Break and Entry”
Match made in heaven. Gotta find someone who can pick you out of jail
@@gemstonegynoid7475 he is a lawyer, dude.
@@whoami1449 if all else fails
r slash woosh nope it’s break and entry, I see the name by the way
th-cam.com/video/Joed0P3hhbc/w-d-xo.html
As a wife… and a women that loves Icecream…. I saw the “solution” to this lock the moment I saw it. 😂
I was like there's no way she's not just gonna cut it open elsewhere.
You look like my mom
@@alexvega5756 You look like the Rock...
Same 🙋🏽♀️
@@zeked4200 I am the Rock
Reminds me of an old DnD GM of mine who was annoyed we kept picking or breaking through every locked door we came across.
"You're faced with a thick adamantine door, locked, no keyhole in sight you could pick."
"What do the hinges look like?"
"...The.. the hinges? Um... they look, I dunno, normal?"
"Normal. So I can see them. Which means they're on my side and accessible? ...I use my tools to disassemble the door from the frame."
We carried the door back to the city and sold it for the metal. GM never pulled that trick again with us. XD
LPL: *Locks Ice Cream*
His wife: I'm gonna do what's called a pro gamer move.
Mrs icream picking cow
@@trexmidnite you missed an opportunity to replace picking with licking. Oh well
dude im on the FLOOR laughing at your original and not overused meme format
😂😂😂
@@soapman6652 congratulations
He sounds like he's being held at gunpoint by his wife
You make it sound like LPL is a man and a woman at the same time. Your mistake lies in the "by *her* wife" part, it should be "by *his* wife"
@@zameliz good job correcting someone's grammar buddy
he he he to be fair there’s a edit button for a reason was he rude about it no the only rude person was you
@@zameliz i read it as his wife's wife holding lpl at gunpoint while his wife devours icecream in the background
It would have been funny if this was his last ever upload.
LPL: so my wife was locked out of her car today, now we have to replace the car window
@@TheBananamonger awesome
LPL: so my wife was locked out of her car today, now she has a convertible
Be glad she didn't watch this first, otherwise you'd have a convertible.
@elijah mikle ...Bruh.
@elijah mikle Bruh
Such a simple video idea yet perfectly done. Got a chuckle out of me haha
"I want to get Mrs. LPL interested in non-destructive entry methods."
Have you considered that maybe Mrs. LPL wants to get YOU into DESTRUCTIVE entry methods?
O_o
*uno reverse card*
ayo?
It's a give and take
kinda sus my man