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Sometimes she moos, but that's because she's bilingual
Yeah she from Japanese
Wait does that mean I am too?
@@brysonwelshbalmer56yes you are Japanese
Moo moo 🐮
@@joranvanolphen9892I thought it was a dog not a cow
This revised title format is making me confused about what subreddits are being covered, so it's kinda like opening canned food without the label on it. But at the same time, _we have Jaddy being weird._ So that's good no matter the subreddit. :3
Edit: Oh no, this is Ooer isn't it... I know Jack loves this subreddit but sometimes it boils my brain.
The description always mentions the sub
@@NeichoKijimuraStrange, I could swear I checked the description and didn't see it... Just checked again, and it's there. I blame this video ruining my brain. Gonna need some of that adult beverage that Jack had during this recording.
As if the misleading thumbnails weren’t enough. What’s wrong with just using what’s actually on the video?
IT'S YOU
I SEE YOU EVERYWHERE
Tbh I am not a fan of this new title format, because I miss being able to know exactly what I'm getting into without having to check the description.
I'm continually amazed at how Jack makes something out of nothing so consistently
A wizard
“The Christian side-hug at the abandoned brick factory BRICK BRICK BRICK” is a vibe
Jack is getting more and more surrealist
always a good day when Jack is extra Jack-y
I appreciate you, Jack, for trying to make this funny. My brain died after the first minute of content, but your over the top personality helped make getting through it tolerable... as long as I didn't pay too much attention to the content you're looking at. 😩
He protec, he atac, but more importantly, he is a snac and his name is jack.
Jack singing bits
5:41 What Ooer Means
11:35 Extract
12:11 Lobotomy
12:28 Puberty Joke
12:55 Toilet Frogs
13:01 Honest Product Advertising
19:58 Crustaiation
21:35 The Gravity Store
21:41 The Gravity Store 2
23:49 Weird
23:51 Eat Your House
23:00
Oh boy, a SwankyBox video
I feel like all the Emkay narrators are very slowly going insane 🤣
you would too if you were locked in the emkay basement 24/7. Its very dark in there.
@@BrookJordan-ll5xz and cold!
Jack definitely is. 😂
Jack never fails to be such a snac
If you're running a Pokemon Zoo and need to keep your pokemon from evolving, just equip them each with an Everstone... oh it might get expensive, but its definitely worth it to keep the zoo from disaster.
0:09 lets be honest here, we would be better to have a adult dalmatian dog as a roommate than a human
Jacks' asmr....was beautiful, need more of it in my life to be honest. Jack please do more your voice fills me with a sense of calm.☺️
actually? I got super tense lol and didn't untense till he was done lol
This is equally as funny as eating a whole pistachio. We once went aroud town to look at flyers. They had flyers at some establishment due to the anniversary of the Russian revolution. After we were done we stopped at the local Russian shop to get snacks. One guy bought a bag of sunflower seeds. One other classmate asked him for one. He gave it to him which he proceeded to eat whole. He then complained it tasted woody. I laughed in his face and told him he had to peel it first before eating it. He turned pale white from embarassment but he learnt his lesson.
To whoever edits the thumbnails: I might be nitpicking, but what’s wrong with just using what’s ACTUALLY in the videos?
it's kinda weird sometimes tbh, like sometimes they alter the colors of images for seemingly no reason??
They change colors for reason of higher contrast and visability
Also worth mentioning: the thumbnail here has a much different image from what’s in the video, which i honestly find misleading.
Again, I’m probably nitpicking, but still.
@@sharkksoda They also change the text, layout and image completely.
The rest of the day I'm just going to be saying, "brick, brick, brick, brick, brick.".
Jack, I love you for all the wrong reasons.😆😆
2:36 not as complex as you think as they just have to write down "here you have the *insert pokemon* evolution line, they consist of *write all stages of the evolution line*"
Not sure if I like the new naming format.
I like r/ooer and almost completely passed it up because I thought the video was about r/weird, which I don't like that much.
I would never have realized it was Ooer without curiously checking the description.
just hearing jack's fan run while he attempts to do his asmr is what killed me because i wouldn't have noticed until he mentioned it because i too, is a sweaty boy in a humid environment with my only weapon is a fan
That guy at 7:41 looks jaundiced. Is he okay? I'm hoping it's just the film that was used.
That was my reaction, too. His liver is dead.
I hope he's okay because god that sure as hell looks like jaundice if I've ever seen it
Please either mention the subreddit name in the title or on the thumbnail.. there are some subreddits that I don't like and it really sucks to have to open the video to read the description. Before I could directly see if the new video was something I liked but now it's a weird guessing game
I would totally believe that it was a Dalmatian, I share a braincell with my dog
watching this in 2x speed is truly an experience of 2x speed in an emkay video
idk what kind of comment I was expecting from a glass of water...
@@veridan2582 probably something weirdly specific about water
What happens if someone drinks you
@@MxShadow8 they will be impregnated
@@Glass_-Of-_Water that was the weirdest notification I have ever got, thank you
The new format is like a double edge sword, on one hand I don't know which sub is being narrated but on the other it's like roulette so it's a fun game of chance
Can we have the actual subreddit on the title? I don't want to accidentally get in TIHI when I wanted to see something wholesome
As that one weird kid, can confirm. Title is accurate.
most cursed emkay video in the past 3 years
it makes me sad most of this is ai generated now. It used to be some pretty funny stuff made by/taken by humans, but now its mostly just uncreative, not that funny, ai made garbage.
The first 2 minutes felt like a fever dream
I don’t know the first 27 minutes felt like a fever dream to me. But maybe that’s just the way Jack narrates…
@@michaelwatson7430 Thats true haha
0:00 that's a nice looking cat
Give ur editor a raise
I think this might have stolen many core braincells that may not be recoverable
i never knew i wanted EmKay ASMR so badly until i just heard it xD😂
I love how at 21:58 jack has basically invented his own language lol
10:50 I feel the inner 1967 mustached Brit researcher within you, and I am equally concerned.
This is a masterpiece of commitment to the bit
1:42 that's just a bunch of Flamigo from Gen 9! :)
Jack was born for this subreddit
We love your insanity.
Please put the subreddit names back in the titles, I know not all of them help knowing what you're in for but most still do better than just funny title
He looks like he needs a meal, Give him Mcdonalds.😊😊😊
Need more of these unhinged videos.
Put his whole Jacussy into this, love it
My brain hurts from this one.
This is a horrible subreddit to experience while experiencing a fever of 38 degrees
Feel better soon! I'm on the downswing of a fever and this vid is right on the edge of 'is this real' or 'is my brain baking'
"you could fit so many oil" POUND POUND POUND
Seems like that one flew high over your head.
based on the thumbnail I figured this was crackhead craigslist, based on the title I figured it was smth like wcgw. Turns out it's ooer which I still have no idea what it is supposed to be besides brain hurty
Eh not the weirdest roommate that I have met, as long as they help pay rent and don't mess with my stuff we'll be fine.
I feel like i have been thrown arround the inside of a washing machine
300% means you're multiplying that 17% by 3, so you get 51% Footplay, and 49% No Foot play among adults.
Gotta love when the meme is literally just a picture of Sans Undertale (which reminds me that last time he was mentioned, Jack somehow didn't know who he was)
EDIT: and he didn't get the joke about ketchup being a sports drink either
0:00 cow
No its an adult dalmatian dog
R/ooer is jacks birthplace
it is an honor to have five of my posts included in an emkay ooer video
i may have reached the highest level of ooerhood
1:43 the solution is to give then everstones as the item when held stops the pokemon from evolving. Or make it impossible for guests to feed rare candy or exp candy to the mons. Yes I'm pokemon obsessed if you were wondering.
I love watching these videos while I eat breakfast, it's a fun tradition I have on weekdays
Im sure the cow would give the best hugs
Just have the pokemon hold everstones, problem solved.
Jack is getting more unhinged everytime he narrate this type of subreddit. Are you alright there matey?
11:16 300% of 17% would be 51% of the original total
This video and/or sub is basically the definition of "random =/= funny".
4:13 - 5:20 Who let the G-Man narrate EmKay?
I think someone just took icicles from outside and put them in the toilet.
was watching this while shitting and the jack just started saying the word “brick” im dying 💀
Go home emkay, you’re drunk
Someone go check on Jack, I think he's having a stroke.
17:49 I hope dude is okay because that kind of looks like Grave's disease to me, either way that's gonna hurt your eyes straining them that much
5:04 fun fact: that's fortnite lore, and he gets divided into a billion pieces, and then spread throughout the multiverse
In the past when Emkay did a video on a subreddit I didn't like, I'd just skip it. Now when I click on a video that has a subreddit I don't like because I couldn't tell by the title what the subject was going to be about, I dislike it.
It says the name of the subreddit in the description
This fucking video is a trip of hallucinagens
I just got a lobotomy done and I didn't need to get stabbed.
Again why does whenever jack rants it reminds me of the narrator from Stanley parables chaotic brother? Please don’t tell me I’m the only one.
Frog.
0:01 oh my god they were *moo*-mates
I appreciate you too, jack
This is so weird and I love it
I genuinely have no fucking clue whats going on😂
Why did Emkay change their title formatting???
Huh, I think i get why people like asmr now
24:35
Ah, the good old cheap frozen Gorby's!
Now get Laurie Anderson to do the soundtrack.
Well watching this with a fever sure was a choice I made.
Idk why, but this is the best video I've seen in years. I think I need help
2:52 who else sit through the whole thing?
my roommates wildin
Only suggestion for the next video is 50% less bath salts and 30% less meth for the VO.
I love this sub so much.
Also, EmKaySMR was my favorite.
MKSMR I'M CRIYING
This video feels like a fever dream....
25:26 Hey, I know that Reference
(The reference is a quote describing Yog Sothoth in simple terms)
Don’t change the title format, it’s confusing and unclear :(
As an autistic person it’s really upsetting
I don't get the one at 15:56. OOO just stands for Out of (the) Office. This seems like a normal automated response.
Fantastic job, Jack, as always. 👍
What subreddit is this? i feel like im going on an acid trip watching this lol
Says in the description its r/ooer
I dont know what im watching but hey im not complaining
18:06 Goddammit…..WHY?! Why?! Why did I laugh at that?
15 min in, are you saying you would try and melt the bottom and make it fall like a tree being cut down
All this time, I thought the cake was a lie…