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The “public restroom rules” sign had me wheezing; reminds me of a former employer’s bathroom where the toilet was the cleanest thing there.
"Tiny grass is dreaming." Where is that sign in real life?
where the tiny grass is
@@blue_staf4563 Best answer I could have hoped for
Probably near tiny grass.
the dreamworld
No
It's funny how the Japanese sign has more... poetic of a feeling to the translation than the original. It's not even wrong, it's just very liberally translated!
translation is such an art! i remember seeing an image of a hairpin returned from a japanese dry cleaner with an attached note where the english translation read something along the lines of “the following items were found enclosed within your clothing. we are delighted to return them to you,” with an entire twitter thread about the miniscule choices that were made in translation to deliver such a heartfelt tone. i know this is probably getting too serious for a silly comment but i love how translation is as much prose/creative writing as it is just trying to convey a meaning
@@15cola absolutely agree! now that i finally understand a truckload of the original signs and notes and can compare them to the translation, the translation often takes the cake in terms of word choice. it is an art indeed.
(and then there's my folder full of pictures with machine translation, typos, or "well Taro-san learnt English for a year in Africa, let's ask him translate this" stuff. i love that so many restaurants serve grass wine.)
The translation doesn't even say thank you though like the original text does
@@Lorekeeper49 it says "thank you for using the toilet in a clean way", in a kind of passive-aggressive manner. it literally says "thank you", but in this sense it is not a bad idea to omit that.
@@simoanblarke Well I am still a beginner at Japanese, I can't even read Kanji so I thought I'd be way off
3:50 Legoland policy is to not let adults in without a child accompanying them. Which, is great in all, but I don't know why they haven't done adult nights so that child-free adults can enjoy the park, or parents can enjoy the park without their kids.
Actually, at least in the UK, the requirement to bring a child is reserved to Legoland Discovery Centres and those do have adult nights. You don't, however, need a child to go to the Legoland Theme Parks.
On the East Coast in America, 2 LegoLand places did Adult night. All 12 local churches complain and a sex ring conspiracy was created while nothing actually happened. They have not had an adult night since.
I was at the second one before they stopped the event. It was mostly people ages 25 to 35. They had local beer and were sold in Lego style cups. Lego wants to bring it back because each Adult night most people spend at least $100 and usually purchase most of the sets in store. Each event the Adult sets were 50% off except sets over $400. I purchased a few Bonsai trees for friends.
The problem was people from the local churches kept calling the police or a bomb threat or Swat forces or come to the event themselves armed to the teeth. The closest church is 3 miles from this Lego amusement park place which is inside a mall. A dying Mall mind you.
@joshportal2808 Was this reported on? I gotta look this up. I know how churches are here but like. I somehow still have my standards set to be amazed by these sorts of things
@@joshportal2808Religion ruins everything again.
@@joshportal2808I’m pretty sure the rest (56/57 countries) of america aren’t like that but damn
The narration of the bathroom sign was just the thing i needed for a full-on belly laugh 😅
16:38 I think this may be about so-called "suicide connectors" which are a really bad way to hook up a portable generator to a home
or as Lexi would call it, a Jesus Cable
_I heard there was a secret cord_
_You plug it in_
_And you meet the Lord_
@@WackoMcGoose _'cause you don't really care for nooses do ya'?_
I remember watching a backyard scientist video where he plugged stuff in with one of those cables
@@calcutt4 I think I watched that video too. Man has no self preservation skills /lighthearted
I will do 0 pushups for every like this coment gets.
Okay.
Day 2 of guessing the editor.
0:09 It has to be Kenny.
Final statement: I'm good at this.
16:37 that bad boy is refered to as a jesus cable. It will in fact upload your soul straight to god, while turning you into a kentucky fried human.
Why did Emkay's titles change so they don't tell us which which subreddit they are about?
Technically they write it in the description box. But yes it's very startling as I have no idea what I'm watching. So I read the description first.
clickbait
honestly i feel like Emkay's been getting worse over time :(
@@Artificer_ sadly its probably just a case of adapting to what the Algorithm wants, or fade into obscurity. Since a fair few people probably earn some money off this channel, I doubt they want to LET the channel fade. And I've heard of a similar channel (WaveTitan) getting shut down with ALL videos removed due to the titles just being "such-and-such compilation #7, #8, #9" and so on. Repetitive content or something, and they just got rid of the whole thing.
Turtlesandwich is on the money, same as to why we hardly do intros or outros anymore.
Sooooo many people just clicked off or skipped through them, so we stopped doing them.
Currently it's now more successful with the algorithm to have vague titles about the thumbnail than listing a particular subreddit. Even my own channel has taken a monetary hit since last year (dropped from $11 per thousand to $5 per thousand) so it's naturally that our team here at Emkay will adapt to whatever we can to keep affording to run this channel lol
9:20
Huge missed opportunity to refer to the projectile as a Ha-poo-ken.
One tequila
T̸w̴o̷ ̶t̸e̶q̸u̶i̵l̷a̸s̴
T̸̞̍h̸̲̓r̸͙̀e̵̱̅ȅ̸͍ ̷̞̒t̴̜̓e̶͔͑q̴̱͋ů̷͎i̷̺̇l̴̯͗a̴̗̕š̸̤
F̶̩̮̭͊̓͝l̷̘̬̲̃͘͠ȯ̸̫ọ̶̬̒́̈́r̴̛̗̅
3:08 I believe in German they're called Dreiviertelhosen. (Or at least my Grandma calls them like this)
1:25 "Slüt" is swedish for "finished" xD It's pronounced /slʉt/
Those videos in Dark Mode are definitely a thing! My eyes appreciate you all!
it looks weird because im used to the bright beige background
"It's not a disability, its a special ability! And thats why they get no disability benefits."
I hate how real this is, though. 😭😭
3:35 this reminds me of a story my father once told me, when he and group of his friends stumbled upon a sign somehwere in netherlands saying: "deadly dose of alcohol is between 0.08%-0.06% (does not affect poles and russians")
💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
6:40
No, this is about proffesional beggars, who don't NEED to beg, but do it anyways as a job.
Some of these signs, like the first golf one of falling cow one, are because they have happened before.
Fun fact! @14:22 the text on the lowest sign reads "pihaan jätetyt pyörät poistetaan viikottain" which translates to "bicycles left in the yard will be removed weekly". The blue sign says "alueella kamera valvonta" which means "CCTV in use in this area".
Suomi mainittu
@@eniaolivia torilla tavataan
I LIVE NEAR THE MYSTERY HOLE
the chipi chipi chapa chapa was amazing
the _WHAT_
@@MCAlexisYT the cat dancing to chipi chipi chapa chapa
Dubi dubi, daba daba
13:24 why has no one said anything about the Gouda mount of cheese puns? In all seriousness, that wasn’t bad at all
10:19 these coyotes really be holding signs that say " *UH OH* "
7:32 This is not the first sign I've seen with this text. In a literal sense, the sign is true. However, the kind of person to phrase it that way and put it on a sign is invariably the kind of person toward whom the statement should be directed.
12:22 Am I the only one that feels like the sign has been edited?
Yeah I think they added the I am coming thing two extra times to make it look funnier. Can see an artifact.
9:38 Hello SCP-666-1/2-J. How's the family?
12:41 That's an interesting way to get peoples attention
the boogie man is coming for you jack
16:34 a cord with two male ends Will Most Likely Explode (or at least cause fires/electrical dangers). a lot of hardware stores have to put these type signs up around christmas bc people will want them to string up their christmas lights easier
I would kill to hear Jay narrate all of my stupid life moments. I dont know why i just feel like he'd be absolutely perfect for it 🤔
16:22 a month or so ago I saw a post of this guy who kept getting bullied by his neighbours so he started making his rubbish bags look like corpses, they never bothered him again.
16:30 M/M extension cords kill people every year. You either touch the energized M end when plugging it in, or you backfeed a generator to a house without cutting it from the power lines, backfeeding voltage and killing a line worker.
Could you please put the subreddit name in the title of the video again?
Why is the thumbnail guy part coffee mug
one of the emkay videos of all time
yes
9:20 um actually it’s a hai-poo-ken
I swear every time someone references that chippy chippy chapa chappa trend I'm having criminal toughts, it's everywhere and it stays in my head I can't take it anymore. Why EmKay WHY ?💀
Hehehehe...
Chipi chipi chapa chapa
Dubi dubi daba daba
Something something boom boom boom
6:42 This is actually the normal kind of signs you see in the Philippines. I am actually assuming this is in the Philippines. The reason is this ongoing theory that all beggars belong to the mafia and you're actually funding the mafia. It's also against the law to give money to beggars in the Philippines so theres that as well
it's in Malaysia and there is those sort of beggars too here
17:33 I actually live near that town, like it’s a 14 minute drive and it’s actually pretty nice
For those who don’t know it’s a town in Dorset which is located along the bottom of the uk
I would never think an in emkay video i would see the chipi chipi chapa chapa cat
17:26 Wth is going on with the last dude's head? Whyyy is it so much bigger than the rest of his body??? The people/person who made this, the person/people who approved this, and then the person/people who put the sign up...they all knew....and said NOTHING.
16:32 Ah yes. That one is simply called "death."
14:01 This is not true, they don't digest themselves.
13:24 We've done it. We've found the best one. There are no others. We're done everybody! We have reached the peak!
Can we go back to the classic titles?
I would like that, also, are they using a dark theme or is it just my TH-cam?-
@@REALITYSANILLUSION easy on my midnight eyes
@@REALITYSANILLUSIONoh good I thought it was just me too
the trump one at the end is very accurate though. lol.
Ah man, I tested the "vote on our son" website. Sadly seems they moved onto another gag, a doorknob tester. I wonder why they kept the same website address.
same here rip
Fire thumbnail
In America dead wife gets buried in golf course.
Jack Singing Bits
1:59 Larry L Archie
12:27 Burger King
13:23 Sweet Dreams (Are Made Of Cheese)
I immediately thought of "Hapooken" rather than kamehamepoo. 😅
“Rimmed by passionate people”
They knew what they were doing!
16:27 Seriously, I've actually had to put up a sign like this where I work because people can't string up Christmas lights correctly...on the other hand it will make your tree glow.
And on another other hand, great way to cook hot dogs...
The sign with the double male end power cables is referring to trying to plug your generator into an outlet when your power is off to power your home in case of outage. It kind of works, but it's incredibly dangerous.
Chipi Chipi Chapa Chapa Dubi Dubi Daba Da... *NOOOOOOOOOOO LEAVE MY HEAD!!!*
17:32 ironically it’s in a “smart city” named after a flower…
Wait is it actually? I live a few towns over from that place and didn’t know this
7:51 Dang, when am I gonna download my music? 🙁
I would very much welcome back the intro where i could be told which subreddit the video is about
the chipichipi got me
5:45 What prepares for adults?
5:50 - I'm confused. Why would the unit of measurement make this easier to calculate? 1/3 is 1/3 whether the unit of measurement is a mile or a kilometer.
one third of a mile is different from one third of a kilometer, if i divide a mile by 3 i get one third of a mile (which is 1760 feet)
if i divide a kilometer by 3 i get one third of a kilometer (which is 1093.613333333333 repeating feet)
@@Bengt2509the problem is that when 1/3 of a mile was equal to 1 lap, 3 laps should've been equal to 1 mile. not 1.2 miles. changong the unit of measurement would actually make it worse to calculate since the numbers would be changing to fit with the conversion; the post was just referring to them not knowing how fractions work and somehow it was missed completely
YEAH! MORE REPEATED REPOSTS OF REPEATED REPEATED REPOSTS REPEATED! YEAH!
6:50 That gross looking restaurant with the price signs should also understand that it'll never get tips.
Giving money to beggars is gullibility after all.
Since it was probably the owner rather then the waitstaff who put up the signs they probably don't care if no one tips their staff.
who makes these sighns
Robin being the lifeguard at the end was amazing :D
its always better to not think about him roleplaying with himself in the recording and hoping that the editor will do something funny with it
Aye that's my Breaking Bad meme! Sweet
the tiny grass is dreaming sign couldve easily been dreaming of the fanart.
7:24 KID GAME VOLUNTEER HUMAN NO THANK YOU AND HAVE FUN!
To be 100% fair to the 6:32 one there are plenty of fake beggars. It's more common in places with high tourism. Just mentioning. Still bad.
My mom is apparently a firm believer of those five conversation/argument rules. Just replace the word “fine” with “enough.”
10:21 Coyote chasing a bird that says "Meep Meep"
How many Darwin Awards were given out in the course of this video, I wonder?
I'm from galax, a town crammed between Carrol county and Grayson county, and I live on the Carrol side. I've never seen that sign
SSSSSHHHHH you'll wake up the tiny grass...
🎵I love goat cheese🎶
🎶give me cookies🎵
🎵they gave us gonorrhoea🎶
9:22 Well, there goes my plans for tomorrow
no, the double sided connector thing is deadly, and its so stupid
Robin is the lifeguard 😂
For the first one, i through it was just saying "don't be a dick head"
Or am I in a huge whoosh rn...
The most signs of
I mcFucking lost it at the grass dreaming XD
2:56 as soon as the “honk 4 whites” sign came up one of the cars in my apartment’s parking lot went off.
4:01 I'm not a fan of that derogatory slang...
3:15 The audacity of this joke.
Of course that is nit a body, it’s a corpse
Please do an r/BatmanArkham video soon
I think the sign says to NOT be a dickhead
You heard the sign, stop being a Mewtwo.
9:21 missed the chance to say 'Hadookie'
9:21 I would have gone with "haPOOken!"
What did that first sign mean... was it a head tentacle like buu from dragonball?
I legit laught for 2 minutes for the balls joke
dam i haven’t watched emkay in a while
0:30 the fact that this was such a big issue that they had to put up a sign.
those double ended plugs are requested by people who tried to rig up Christmas lights but didn't plan it out well
6:03 wait but…. 1/3 x 3 is 1…
18:03 Technically, everyone is not only breathing underwater right now, but also breathing water too! Clouds contain water vapor.. Also, so does the air you breathe.. You know what else breathes in water? Crabs! Return to crab! RETURN. TO. CRAB! That means you too, Greg! Not a lobster! CRAB!
Aw they didnt finish the saying!
Its 1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila floor!