War Thunder Film - The Key to British Tanks!
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- Tally-ho there, fellow tanking enthusiasts! Having trouble with German armour and tactics? Then this video will impress upon you, valuable lessons in the use of British tanks! Terms and conditions may apply, Squire Industries is not responsible for any deaths/injuries that occur in the practice of these tactics.
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The Germans laughing inside the Tiger... brilliant.
111th like yeet
@@enjoyer9542 Awesome. Have one like in return.
Without context,the mental image is scaring
Valten was a infrantry support tank and tigers gun could blast it from any where with in 3.2 km and a 2pq guns are weak and the tiger just hit the first and last in a line to stop them from moveing and blast them as the valetens gun is uslesss and the raf rockets miss most of the time so we can just take them out all ... funey squier
Average reaction to seeing british tanks
Should the 2-pdr fail to penetrate, dismount, and open fire with your Webley.
Damn, wish I'd used that.
Squire the Webley, know for its small size and imens power. Smaller than the cumbersome 1911, and more reliable and easy to use than the German lugers. The Webley will ruin any target unlucky enough to get in its way... Wa'da ya mean it's jammed. that is an impossibility with true British engineering
Fuck's a Webly
Only the quintessential British sidearm: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Webley_Revolver
TinnedTommy Or even better, if you happen to come across a pitchfork left behind by some frog farmer
2:22 The plan is make the germans laugh themselves to death
Edit: This may be one of your best vid yet :D
The Iron Armenian aka G.I. Haigs ayyyyyyyy your vids are great man
fug, these things take time. Part 2 of weird tanks will be out soon
The Iron Armenian aka G.I. Haigs ily
The Iron Armenian aka G.I. Haigs *Insert generic complaint about mass production of content*
The Iron Armenian aka G.I. Haigs lol
Be sure to watch this video in 4K (When it's done processing) Also:
"Good old fashioned brightly coloured red and white striped buoyancy aid" That line took a few attempts.
I dont have a 4k monitor...
Pils Gaming You don't need one! It'll just look a great deal better.
Providing you have the bandwidth!
I love your videos and all Squire but, can you please try and get more regular uploads on your channel. I can't get enough of your witt. But if you REALLY can't then it's not a problem.
I say. Planning on regular videos? what? just a suggestion. Good idea you know.
Squire ah Nice!
Call in the RAF!
"Danny boy,you copy?"
"...Air support?"
"Well...yee-"
"Again? I knew it"
Yes, do employ zese tactics -and feed us kills- and win ze war
MikeGoesBoom Hehe, nice one!
MikeGoesBoom So... How many ally tanks did you killed during this filming? LOL
And why would our valiant pilots not be in the air? After all, or state of the art planes can go for an entire week without refueling, an the pilots are given plentifull supplies of Tea and Biscuits to keep going just as long. Yeeees.
Mike, you were the one in the JagdTiger were you not? sounded like you almost. =P
yep
I was expecting a friendly fire joke when the Typhoons arrived.
Same here, I was also expecting a joke where the RAF would come... But the big gunned, boxy, Gerry bastard would've just shot him before they arrived.
RAF has a damn good record of lack of friendly fires. Unlike the US which seems to blow its own troops up fairly often.
Piotwor We leave friendly fire to the Americans
"When the German artillery opens up, the Allies duck. When the British artillery opens up, the Germans duck. When the American artillery opens up, everyone ducks."
Maybe, but Typhoons were infamous for their eagerness to strafe all targets, friend or foe.
The background music from a bridge too far, the part where the c-47's are taking off. Absolutely loved this video, cant wait for the next squire upload
Cheers, Tom! Probably one of my favorite film scores. I've been dying to use it in a project for a while now!
haha yeah, probably my favorite aswell-that or the battle of britain, also the bit where the firefly commander said "broadsword calling danny boy", i believe that was a line out of where eagles dare aswell
Haha, it was indeed! Glad somebody noticed that! :)
yyyeeeeeeessssssssssss
Squire Why was there a line that said "copyright strike" at 2:53?
Honestly. I'd just try and avoid the tiger.
Kevin mchebri it will screw you up, very powerful
Kevin mchebri tigers were made to defeat soviet t34 and kv1 that the pnz III couldn't handle, so the valentine would never come across a tiger, but in war thunder there is no balance at all and 1950 designs get matched with 1936 designs
It is true that the pnz II was the most produced tank in the german army yet was obsolete by 1939, equally the pnz III was the second most produced also not adequate for tank battles. The pnz IV was capable of dealing with T 34's and KV-1's but it was too vulnerable to their fire (inadequate armor) and so the tiger was manufactured, too late to make much difference.
Politically Incorrect Man [TRUMP2016] no but it Matches my Tiger with panthers 2's and centurions
McPuff interesting, but common? I doubt it, 1 per division at most, too few to be of any purpose
I love how squire does everything you should not do in fighting with tanks except calling in air support
7:55 One of the extremely rare moments we see a German tank destroyed in a Squire vid
That Cromwell column reminded me so much of Michael Caine and A Bridge Too Far.. Outstanding..
Cheers, John! That was the goal I was aiming for!
2:47
Of Hector and Lysander and such great as these
But of all the world's brave heroes, theres none that can compare
With a tow, row, row, row, row, row to the British Grenadiers
It's Alexander by the way, not Lysander.
"The massive hit from the 2-pounder" greatest line ever said.
0:10 "Here's a little lesson in trickery ..."
if you wanna to be a villian number one...
If you wanna be a British number one...
Then you'l have to catch a Gerry on the run!
jerry lol not gerry
TheJackalPhantom gerry's as in germans not jermans
5:26 That's best tactic to use against tanks. Croatian army used it in Vukovar, and it was pretty much successful.
American-British tactics: Call air force cuz op mustang and spitfire(typhoon)
Bane Katic Yes but if the americans are lossing a battle they call the air force. I don't know if the germans were calling the planes in Kursk or in W. Europe.
The german airforce was almost wiped out on the western front and much of the german air assets on the eastern front had been withdrawn to help protect the fatherland from british and american bomber attacks.
The allied air force didn't knock out many german tanks though. It mostly destroyed the infrastructure, preventing german tanks from getting fuel and ammunition or to be moved by train.
Lavrentivs Yes. True. But when the americans are ready ro lose the air forse just make the germans retreat. And i thonk that an entire german tiger 1or 2 convoy was knoked out by allied bombing
You are sitting in a trench. A squad appears on the horizon, but you can't tell who it is. Just shoot a warning shot at them.
If you are answered with precise rifle fire, it's most likely the British.
If you are answered with hailing machine gun fire, it's the Germans.
If they give up, run away or change to your side, it's the Italian.
If you are quickly overwhelmed be infantry in hand to hand combat, enemy armed with fists, knifes or axes, it's the Soviets.
If nothing happens for 5 minutes, and then you are leveled to the ground with an artillery or air strike, it's the Americans.
Hermann Fegelein as an American myself that does sound like something we do often
2:24 i love how he says fire
The laughing at 2:15 when his round bounces off the armor was too perfect hahaha. Great video lol.
"Reversing is reserved for cowards" and the french
Bruce Reid what’s the difference
Comrade Blin ha.
@@para_magnus2200 One of them built a giant wall
'remember when you were fleeing from Dunkirk , that will make you laugh less ( or Singapore, Hong Kong, Crete, Greece, Tobruk, DAK, Force Z ...)
@@arthurchong5271 Being captured by the Japanese is being killed.
The camouflage on the Tiger 1 was incredible. My respect to whoever camo’d that tank!
"Squire ministry of tank stratagem and general motorised war trickery " Holy moly thats a big ass name fr a ministry
By jove, what a simply spiffing piece of artwork you've created, Squire! I'm truly in awe of your unmatched talents in film production!
Brilliant stuff. Also fits nicely into A Bridge Too Far where XXX Corps gets ambushed and the RAF is called in
Squire, I heard the French made a new tank with 15 gears! 14 are reverse gears and 1 forward gear incase they get attacked from behind.
It is not a french tank it is an italian one XD
@Corruptedburnz And additional paint stored in the crew compartment just in case they need to change sides a fourth time
The editing for the tank crewman to be mockingly laughing at the enemy was fantastic! Awesome editing dude! and great video !
Squire you produce top notch content that releases as consistently as British tanks killing tigers. Keep up the good work, I really enjoyed this video.
Haha! That's true enough! Thanks mate!
I LOVED when you used the Bridge Too Far music!! Very nice, very nice!
That was great. I shall be sure to use these amazing and straight forward tactics to win any battle in the future!
I thought the first mistake of the British commander was that he hadn't selected a Soviet vehicle
It is
Christ? A squire video? And it isn't about new British content?
Captain Darling, pass me the scotch, I'm feeling faint!
"Captain Darling? Funny name for a bloke isn't it!? The last person I called darling was pregnant 20 seconds later!"
God I love Rik Mayall.
It was so bloody sad when he died. His characterful personality was the stuff of legends.
WOOF WOOF!
We love this new kind of films sir,but also i think we miss the magnificent gameplays of yours!
Cheers
Is that the "A bridge too far" theme i hear? Music to my ears.
Yes, this matches my father's combat experience in the British forces quite closely. He was a tank driver. They always employed Rule 7: Call in the bloody RAF to deal with the Jerry tanks! On no account try to fight those German tanks yourself, because they'll blow you to kingdom come. Due to employing Rule 7 every time, his tank crew and their vehicle survived the war.
The guys laughing in the tiger had me rolling.
Bloody brilliant, old chap! Now all that we need is a glorious video about British Fighters! I support this idea with all of my love for the Typhoon Mk Ib/L and Meteor F Mk. 3!
0:38 THIS HAPPENS ALL THE TIME TO ME
This was bloody hilarious, the chaps back at Duxford will have a laugh with this one, they always have known the superiority of the good old RAF over those army blokes. Thanks for the spiffing entertainment squire!
I showed the last part to my dad, he thought it was a new Battle of Britain movie, he's sad now😀😀😀
A Bridge too far soundtrack was a great addition. Great video as always, many thanks!
Someone been watching "A Bridge too far" eh?
and just throw a bit of "Where Eagles dare"
I'm a big fan of classic war movies, what can I say? :)
"I'm sorry, we simply don't have the facilities to take you all prisoner. We'd like to, but we can't!"
Squire "Always meant to ask you ole boy, why the hell do you carry that bloody umbrella?"
i have watched the Films and I was on the places where the Film was made so I identified the theme
The music from bridge too far and "Broadsword calling danny boy" from where eagles dare, my two favourite films
driving in a straight line towards the enemy has much merit, if it worked for nelson at Trafalgar then it must still work today I mean 32 pounder cannons, and flak 88s are practically the same thing :)
also love the A Bridge To Far music you threw in, its my favorite war movie :D
Haha! That Nelson line is gold. Money in the bank, I say!
And 'A Bridge Too Far' is one of my favorites.
Love the bridge too far theme when the RAF arrived!!! My all time favorite war movie
I think there may have been some editing trickery in this video as I don't believe a column of Cromwell tanks could have driven for that long without at least 3 of them breaking down. Apart from that a truly informative public service broadcast Sir!
Haha! That made me giggle! Glad you enjoyed the show mate.
Love the music. Bridge too far is one of my favorite old war movies
Instantly liked before I've even watched it
Now that's brave, especially with my track record.
This.
This one video.
This one video is the whole reason I started playing War Thunder.
I thank squire for getting me to play such a wonderful game.
I thank this video and this channel for getting me into such an amazing game.
Thank you squire.
this video was not exactly "tommorow" as you told me in your 123 password hürtgen forest match :P
I had thousands of copyright issues, I'll have you know! Bloody music's a minefield these days!
Squire ahh I see. well have a good day :)
epidemic sound?
Brother Ptolemaios Sadly, the "A bridge too far" theme probably isn't on there, haha!
Squire haha. I hate how the damn busters theme is copyrighted. especially now the new korea ground forces map is in the game. BASTERDS!!!!!!!
love that music from "A bridge too far"
4:39 HE DID THE STEWIE!!! OVERHWELM!!!
Loving the Bridge Too Far music. Bloody brilliant film.
7:50 I'm not too confident in the accuracy of those subtitles
One of the most beautifully shot videos for war thunder by the way
How British tanks went for me
First few: So fast and small practically impossible to hit or kill and just god
Going to the Cromwell: Too much shells to count the armour is either made out of the shells take that out and you just have the crew take its place
Anything else: gives you depression based upon how one Nation can have so many useless tanks
Matilda II required flack gun because they didn't have anti tank could stop it reliable.
Matilda,Churchill 1, Churchill VII
Churchill VII wants to know your location
That music brings back all the memories.
Haha!
"I'm sorry, we simply don't have the facility to take you all prisoner! We'd like to, but we can't!"
2:55 "COPYRIGHT STRIKE" im dead
Squire you are by far the best TH-camr I've ever seen. You see, I am a person that loves to listen to British war and marching music and play war thunder and your videos are all that and more! I also love your British accent! Thank you for reading my comment ( If you found it)
you also used a bridge too far music which is my favorite song!
I guess this means you'll be gone for 6 months?
Harry S. Plinkett you guessed right
Yes. After every video, a month long tea break is given to all personnel. Yeeeeeesss.
Howdy Squire, I am a big fan off all you guys, Mags TV etc. and play War Thunder for this reason but it must be said that this video was hugely impressive and the editing and organisation is also very impressive and i look forward to your videos now like a blockbuster movie so keep it up. I look forward to dog fighting you in the near future when I have watched more videos and learnt a bit more so watch your six my friend for "surfcelt" because Im coming for you gauntlet at the ready !!!
Haha! Thanks matey, I look forwards to it. Glad you enjoy the stuff!
A Squire video. Am I hallucinating?
Hey look one of those Cromwell tanks is me :)
love the bit when I heard Michael Caine voice from the battle of Britain film ;) great jobs squire.
Aaaah yes, my favorite content.
bloody fantastic video, only thing missing was stopping to regroup with a quick brew up otherwise absolutely spot on, almost wet myself laughing.
"Broadsword calling Danny Boy" - The movie in which Clint Eastwood kills the most people.
I can't believe this! this video is uploaded on my birthday, thank you squire! you made my day even better mate :)
A Squire video? Is it still christmas?
Took my carrier pigeon quite awhile to deliver my like for this video. Excellent use of the Bridge Too Far music for this!
I am German, now should I say "Yeees..." or " *JA!* "?
Yeeeees!
schmid1.0 *Jaaaa!*
You should make what ever sound spies make when they are shot with a service revolver
schmid1.0 Ja
the tyhoons at the end looked marvelous!!
Dying of laughter, thanks again Squire! I love your videos, Long live the RAF!!!
My pleasure! I'm glad you enjoyed it, Michell!
I thought for sure the video would end with the RAF accidentally taking out that last Sherman. Well done lads!!!
Never seen a Tiger in my Valentine to be honest :D
It's particularly funny that your humor and "pride" sounds like propaganda from the Suez Crisis and WW2 films.
(I know that's kind of what you're aiming for)
Good old Suez. A conflict that signified the end of Empire.
4:04 bridge to far music (I loved that movie)
2:54 *COPYRIGHT STRIKE!*
You know Squire you have made good quality British tons of videos and keep doing it , Nice work Chap
My phone woke me up. Silly notification thingy check my phone and stuff and I see squires new video! wonderful I can now listen to squire while my eyes take a vacation to blury as fuck land. Watch attempt 3. I still don't understand whats going on Its 5.26 in the morning in Australia right now i'm going back to bed.
Eyes having trouble...because everything's upsidedown?
Squire Good Joke *Aussie Acent*Well We Are Famous For Our Nickname "The Land Down Under"
i loved the voice from Mikegoesboom reconised the voice stright away love his vids
"Broadsword calling Danny Boy"
bloody hell that sounds so familiar
Where Eagles Dare??...
*Danny boy to the Doctor, Danny boy to the Doctor!*
Wait.. wrong show reference? Oof.
3:55 It his majesty's British army a company of tanks is called a squadron. Silly Squire
Owo new video! And squire how's your kettle?
Buggered.
Squire damn. Well hope the new replacement is made from a valentine. We all know those will never break...
Love the use of the a bridge to far theme
We should start a petition to ban coffee
Yeeesss! That's the spirit!
force everyone to drink tea
Now now ... don't be brash, Us American coffee drinkers might not posess the posh culture of the British but we're a feisty bunch. Stop the flow of coffee and you might end up in the same situation Japan did! :D
@@TaufikAkbar7 then we'll dump it in the harbor
You brits made a mistake,
we don't drink coffee we only drink oil.
Thank you squire,I was feeling really depressed before this videos and it cheered me right up! Good work chap!
So 0% critical damage walks into a bar...
Just started British these videos have been help me laugh as I burn alive. I do love my Churchill, it has great survivability. Because of the armor and it's so slow. It's hard to die when you are still leaving spawn halfway through the match
Hey squire, did you know the Great War is subscribed to you?
They are getting material for their future WWII series.
Lol!
Conor M. Wait really?!? Omg that's awesome 👏🏻 lol 😂
well........these tactics worked so well in Market garden...I mean Arnhem was an outstanding victory for we did not surrender! that's a win in my book
Jeez Squire uploaded a video this year? WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH THE REAL SQUIRE?
Alright, alright! Keep it down, or you'll get the revolver!
You said that last time...I am starting to think you're bluffing
RIGHT! Don't say I didn't warn you!
*Loads good old fashioned service revolver*
I'm going to grab a cup of tea and watch this "heroic" "fight" (wich may or may not be one sided due to the precense of a revolver (a good one)).
marvellous video, as always. i thoroughly enjoyed it and thank you for all the time and effort you have put into this! you are great!
Cheers, Tim! You're not bad yourself!
American/British WWII Propaganda in a Nutshell
_"Our troops are absolutely the best of the best with the most powerful equipment in the world!"_
America:
>M3 Lee _"The Coffin for seven brothers"_
>M2 Medium "perhaps the worst design of the early years of the war"
>Outdated MMG's
>Not well designed SMG's
Britain:
>Outdated tactics
>Vickers Light MK VI
>Medium II
>Complete absence of modern firearms
_Disclaimer for the future butthurts:_
No, I'm not implying that both nations were incompetent or useless, I only listed the general problems they had.
TheOtakuComrade The M3 Medium was simply interim. Despite that, it's service was quite long lived and quite good. M2 Medium was obsolete in regards to size and armament, equipment and power units were quite good.
It was old SMGs, and too heavy machine guns.
whoa whoa whoa the British had excellent tank tactics I need only reference the North Africa campaign also the Americans used British tactics and fought under British commanders as they lacked experience to fight without this outdated tactics pppsssshhhh you want to talk about bad tactics reference the Eastern front on both sides
Warfare Messiah umm, as a British person, he's not wrong, we had shit tactics at the start of the war, the best tanks we had was the Matilda, and that was only truly good at taking on the Italians, the valentine was meh at best, and anything before the Matilda II was pretty shite, the British had no clue what's Tanks would be used for, made them for a war that would never come, but were able to beat the odds through shear convenience/luck, the Matilda was slow, but had amazing armour for it's time, the Churchill was put into a battle that it couldn't win, but many other tanks wouldn't have done better, but in later battles it started to prove itself, rivalling the tiger in some cases.
Well the American strategy was to have quantity over quality
Russia: quality of shells: poor , quality of steel: poor, quality of optics: omfg poor, quality of crew: drunked , quality of command: command? Quality in WT: insane.
Reminds me of yesterday, I was in a Churchill Mk7, a random in a Churchill 1, and what appeared to be a clan of Cromwell tanks (4-5 of them). We were all charging one cap.
Our first engagement, we lost to 2 premium KV-1C tanks . . . Wallet warriors.
Good show!
Raather!
Squire here here could you do a Naval video as i am quite a ... well,.. nerd about WW1 & 2 British Naval Stuff :D
3:15 the most violent ding ever...
Pff, they call themselves TANK ACES?!? Did you hear that lads! They foolishly took out our lead and back tank in our tight column, providing supreme cover for the battleship like counterbarage on their positions. We will be taking Witmanns medals of his chest in no time! The bastard will surrender, I guarantee it!
Hahaha! Brilliant!
Squire I just stole your style ;) Great video as always! Keep up the good work.
"Hasta la vista fire!" looks like i know that voice my dear squire!
I really hope nobody notices the Africa core emblems that I forgot to remove before filming.
Martin Rose I did lol
Typhoons doing what Typhoons do best!
Great to see a new vid Squire!
see you in six months
**Loads service revolver**
What was that, Joshua?
n-nothing, captain.
I'm a dictator, not a captain!
*Slaps Joshua across the face*
everyone must obey all mighty squire joshua