How the British Won the War
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So this is why the Soviets got to Berlin first
Anatonix Errors yep id say so
@@anzacwashington7050 Was this a necessary response?
@@statingtheobvious8119 i guess no, but i appreciate any and all military history lessons
First
Anatonix Errors yep
“Oi he’s pushing in the queue”
“Get em lads”
Possibly one of the most British things ever. Even at my school that happens
You know Blin or Blini is a Russian pancake right.
the panzer 2 historian yes I do. Comrade Blin is better than comrade blyat
Should we fire again sir?
No no, it’s his turn
XD the most British I’ve ever heard
what a piece of work
I'd like the music's name in that scene
"Should we fire again?" "No it's his turn."
Turn based games in a nutshell
Look I have german blood but that was just funny
Its the American revolution all over again
@@harrymchenry6350 its the cold war all over again, its the blitz all over again...
"Yes I see him, and he's waving down a French flag."
Laughed so hard there.
I’ve seen you befor in a another video forgot the video
I get it cause the French are mostly known for their surrender
Cruel but funny 😆
@@jocelynndotson7273 That and delivering the USA their independence on a silver platter.
"Ugh, it's raining"
"At last, the home field advantage"
Imperial TV "Oh fucking marvellous."
Rick 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
They should let the Archer said: Rain... open top tank... fucking great engineering... XD
SamL64 lol love it
As soon as I read this I shit you not that part plays
"Do you still have your driver?"
*shell hits the tank*
"Noo he's gone."
"Ok but where has he gone?"
"Pretty much everywhere."
Good god sir that's golden.
As good as the "French" flag xD
*where's he
Pure comedic genius!
"Do you still have your driver?"
"No, he's gone."
"Where has he gone?"
"Pretty much everywhere."
LMFAO!
Jay D 😂😂😂😂😂
Bruh lol
XD
Dark joke
R.I.p Bismarck maus
Will maybe be remembered...
Bismaus
ᎪᎠᎪᏞᎬᎳᎾᏞf fuᏟh he always will
Damn not the maus
RIP Maus in general :(
the british are so polite that they got reported for being afk,but actually they were just arguing what flank they will be going.
WhatIsMyName ? Lol yep
Soldier.
That German captured Sherman in the queue had we giggling!
Me
The British will naturally form a queue where ever it is physically possible, I know this, because I too am British and tea is lovely by the way
You Red Coats are just bloody hilarious 😂👍
i am also british. this is very true old chap
Quinn Clapton So true, queuing is our special talent
Queuing is a natural instinct for us British chaps, why stand disorderly with coffee when you can stand in a queue with a brew!
I love how the German was seen as a threat only when he tried to push ahead of the queue. Terribly impolite of him wouldn't you agree?
3:30 das ist herman...HERMAN THE GERMAN SHERMAN!
XD yes
HERMAN WRONG TANK
Yes
random furry 31212 lol I like that part
random furry 31212 nice name and description
"Okay, take out the white flag."
"Oh look, someone's waving the french flag!"
totally lost my shit there xD
Böani L I feel like everyone but the French does xD
It only happened one or two time, when the two other colors of our flag were destroyed at wars. People just misunderstand it.
Drakorle That just totally flew over your head, didn’t it?
No one can force me to answer this.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bourbon_Restoration#/media/File:Flag_of_the_Kingdom_of_France_(1814-1830).svg
2:15
2 tanks stuck on crossroads
Armoured car broke down
Maus drives past
Me: "ok , what the f×ck is going on!!!???"
And the Maus asked for directions!
"Do you still have your driver"
"No he's gone "
"Where's he gone"
"Pretty much everywhere"
2 reasons why the the US and the UK lost operation market garden
1. Dropping paratroopers in broad daylight
2. British tankers saying their orders were "no unnecessary damage of public or private property"
That and 82nd airbourne failed its job
Plus dropping the 1st airborne eight miles from their objective. I mean they dropped the sixth airborne right onto the approaches of the Bridge in Normandy.
Alistair Shaw funny how British General Browning approved of Gavin’s decisions to take the heights above Nijmegen. I mean it’s not like the possession of the high ground is important in Military matters.
And let’s not ask the Dutch military the best way to approach Arnhem from Nijmegen. It’s not like they had a war game with this exact problem, and the students who chose the straight ahead approach failed the war game.
@@evanboyd1541 following the plan is also important
7:41 hey look ma, I'm on tv I is
XD
Hurrah~~~
Yyyeeeeesss
HOLY SHIT I NEVER NOTICED THAT
Were are you?
This why the Soviets were the first to Berlin
Ikr 😂
Technically the Germans was first to Berlin 😉
Franek Dolas Right No manners
Very true the soviets won the war thats a fact
YOUR CLOSER. AND HAVE MORE MEN.
I love the American Voice it reminds me of the Soldier of TF2
F
R.I.P
Rip
F
F
The reversing alarm on the Maus just cracked me up!
"You will cut that fence down and get this convoy on the move !" Band of brothers reference ?
"Major Horton told you to cut that fence?"
that dog wount hunt you ganna let a fence hold up an asalt hahaha
Vémundr But to the Geneva Conventions, not any movie.
dat boi Hans lol I love that reference
Vémundr No unnecessary destruction of property was a real thing
I love how you make the allied forces winning the war look like an accident.
8:15, Churchill was playing dead, to make squire go first.
he moved his barrel.
Lol I just noticed that
“Oh it’s Raining”
“At Last, the homefield advantage”
“Oh F*cking Marvelous”
Reminds me of Company of heroes.
"
Rain... Open top tank... F*cking great engineering"
Absolutely magnificent line that is
Lmfao.
The beginning skit is a disturbingly accurate interpretation of trying to get anywhere in Britain.
Cross Roads are a nightmare
True so true
you profile pic is dango family i like it
elis gibbard I think I’ll walk if I go to Britain.
So, If I wanna visit Britain for 2 weeks how much do you think I'll get done in this time?
Squire: I insist you upload first, old chap
MikeGoesBoom: Nonsense, I demand that you upload first
PhlyDaily: *WHAT THE HELL IS THE HOLDUP?!*
Bloody Americans!!!
(funny cas Im an American XD)
DrunkPilot 189 lol
Haadi Mughal oooobbbvvviiiiooouusssslllyyy he was not
i thought sarcasm was funny
Where’s he gone?
Pretty much everywhere
XD
Yes
But what
*The German maus waving a white flag*
"ahh yes i see him and he is waving a french flag" 😂😂
Wasn't it the British flag at Dunkirk? Well it was for those who weren't quick enough to run away
Cowban Chalam it wasn’t a surrender u moron, it was an evacuation - therefore, no need for a white flag, don’t forget the fact we helped the French evacuate too...
@@cowbanchalam9725 Tactical withdrawal, old fella
Winston Churchill In hoi4, we call that a slaughterhouse. There is no surrendering for those bois :-)
@BIGBEAST UFC french government surrendered*
That swordfish pilot got a bit lost. Must have been a spy oh well. (Load service revolver)
Hope you all enjoy the video, folks! Here's a link to the most British Discord server out there. Please form an orderly queue. Oh, and spies will be shot. Survivors will be shot again. discord.gg/squire
Squire I better do, cause I clicked like before I even reached 5 seconds in!!
Squire Yes how did the British win the war?
Squire i love your videos keep up the splended work
Squire ✌
Squire There won't be any survivors. *Loads service revolver*
*soldier voice* :
"That Sherman is a spy!"
240pixel by the end of the War they actually did steal T-34’s and Sherman’s they preferred Sherman’s because they had the same parts as German tanks because US companies made German tank factories
Mr. MagicMan ok ok ok thanks for the info Sherlock
Im trying not to be rude
@@milo8300 why u say that then
Engineer: That Sherman ain’t on our side!
3:29
I'm astonished you got such good quality footage from the period.
It's usually black and white but colour complete with sound!
dancingpotplant it’s a game
@@mrs.dairycow62 r/woooosh
"a French flag"
Fucking priceless.
Mako969696 😂😂😂😂
That’s just mean! Lol XD
British queues can penetrate even the thickest armor
Miketribe no that is for American tanks planes warships and soldiers ._.
Womenrespecter500 but not Russian armor
I love the stereotype that British people are TOO kind
Btw I’m British and I love Tea ☕️
not kind> polite. theres a diffrence
Luke P yep I’m drinking my 5th cup today
@@robbiebarnett362 Better be only morning, that's a far too small amount tea.
My experiences online have shown that the British are very polite. I remember a short, polite bit of joking over myself and another opposing player on PlanetSide ending up fighting each 3 or 4 times in a row, purely by chance. Something about a "two man war". For comparison, this was a game with up to 100 players on each of three sides, so it was very unlikely. Honestly, I don't think any conversations I had even with allied players were remotely as polite on the US servers, none the less an enemy player.
Don't be fooled by us, we can get quite nasty when pushed
Britain: Is raining
British people: Finally a worthy opponent, our battle will be legendary.
3:30 that german sherman laugh cought me off guard XD
Emil Kollakowski me too. I would be laughing too tbh. I've got a huge iron cross painted on the side of the turret and a paint job that sticks out like a sore thumb from any American division of any kind. But, yet here he was.
same
Emil Kollakowski LoL
HERMAN THE GERMAN SHERMAN
Fabulous. I enjoyed at least 54% of this.
DigitalDigging i enjoyed 100%
was you init for 46% then :)
Haha - cheeky bugger!
DigitalDigging is that your IQ ?
"Shall we fire again, sir?
No, no it's his turn"
Your videos are everything that is good on this bad world :D
Keep it up, mate!
"you still have your driver?"
~bang~
"uuuh... Nope. He's gone"
"gone where?"
"pretty much everywhere."
That German Sherman though
What's that
The Balkenkreuz was a dead giveaway
I was hoping a Soviet tank was gonna appear in the que, wondering how the hell they wound up in Normandy after starting in Belarus.
ObssesedNuker
Same. :-)
Some Italian, Japanese, or Hungarian stuff would have been good too.
That is simple, komrade. Komrade Kommissar Tank Kommander had big celebration. Much vodka was had. Next day, he was in Normandy.
What if I told you a Korean was at D-Day
“Going in circles, just like the Bismarck”
LOLZ
1:28 "Ahh Buggar" the most british thing ive heard
This cured my cancer. Thanks dad ❤️
What are you on a bout cancers not something to joke about bother my grandaddy died from it but anyway I hope that's your way of saying this is good and Britain did save all your arses
zak Naylor lol
zak Naylor Britain saved our asses? N🙏🏻I🙏🏻B🙏🏻B🙏🏻A
Canadian Commanders...
Kaito The Kanadian as a canadian myself I can confirm
Kaito The Kanadian in canada we are nice that is why
Kaito The Kanadian where I live we call that a Canadian stand off
Im also canadian
with british accents
" See anything Jenkins? "
"Nope" < Driving archer...
"At last, the home-field advantage"
MY SIDES
_Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees_
Avarik von Nom yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees
First i read as the british tank commander, secondly as the filthy frank's yeeeys" remix
Yeeeeeeeees yeeees
Avarik von Nom rub some bacon on it
Avͫaͤrͫiͤk von Nom I
"Das ist ja wie auf der Bismarck" :D so god damn great :D
The one who life’s like the Bismarck dies like the Bismarck
"and he's waving a French flag"😂😂😂😂
“If Monty Python Was a War Thunder Game”
How do you know when your tank is French?
When the reverse is faster
How do you know when your tank is American?
It's a moving tin can
How do you know when your tank is Japanese?
You haven't heard of it
How do you know your tank is German?
It's crushed beneath Russia's industrial output.
How do i know your English,fucking savage,amazing person
Dropped everything to watch this
NutellaPilot same
NutellaPilot same
NutellaPilot I dropped my baby I may or may not have had to watch this
I had to drop the A-bomb
I dropped a torpedo to watch this
Marvelous show all round I dare say.
7:56
"I am a pole"
If you wished to continue the Bismark line.
3:37 that voice sounded a lot like Soldier from TF2.
mrcomp twas the point I assume
I was thinking the head of Richard Nixon in Futurama
his attitude very much fits as well
As a veteran of TF2 who has over 180p hours I can say that Soldier was fighting in WW II, because the game takes place in 1970's! He also had realized that the war was long been over after 3 years. That can be him himself too.
It is
".. put out your white shirt and wave it to accept the capitulation."
"Sir, a german tank with a french flag.."
Coming from the guys who fled at dunkirk , good work
If you count the french victories in history, they are very successful. So the "running french" is nonsense. But i love the joke.
I learned to be less painfull and stop saying "uh france stronk look at Boney he invaded europe and the brits couldn't won before the prussians and the russian did bash him"
Now I bring Dunkirk on the table , to complement the joke
I could say also 'but at least , when we leaved vietnam , only one half was communist" if my interlocutor is proven to be american
Béquat Fougère we didn't flee Dunkirk dumbass
Lumpi Lumpinski The reason why it's so great is exactly due to that fact.
6:55 "Oh it's raining."
_"At last, the Home Field advantage!"_
"oh fucking marvelous."
I lost it with the back-up beeper on the Maus
Of course the Soldier is the only trigger happy soldier around
YOU WILL GET YOUR ASS IN GEAR OR I WILL DO IT FOR YOU! **screams in American and beats helmet with the Meme Shovel**
8:27 You broke that fence and destroyed someone's property! That is a war crime and is punishable by no sugar and cream in your tea!
Loved the laughing German Sherman and the firefly whistling the British Grenadiers!
7:00 "Rain, open top tank... Fucking _great_ engineering..."
They have a draining system
Spicy meme sauce
szechuan sauce.
MuLaN sZeChUaN sAuCe!?!?!?
Squire YOU FUCKING WATCH RICK AND MORTY??? SAME MAH FAVORET GENTLEMAN
Ah here comes dat monthly dose of British propaga... I mean quality film production. Guess I'll dispatch a carrier eagle and see how long it'll take Squire to notice it's not a pigeon...
How dare thee!!
Begone, thou foul american farmer.
That line with the "white rag" or "white shirt", that they take for a FRENCH FLAG was PRICELESS! XD :D
"He's waving a French flag!" Fuck me that's good.
Finally!! I've been missing this Gentleman!! Am I the only one??
this was so British my teeth rotted to dust half way through
Untrustworthy Cowboy that wasn't funny after the 70s we now have on par/batter dental care compared to America and some EU countries
Untrustworthy Cowboy hoho! Savage!!!
T.Macca17, I smell some very salty tea.
Holy hell lad you made me laugh so hard my kettle pot poured the tea itself!
All of the EU? I doubt that. America? Who in the first world *doesn´t* have better dental care?
0:35 - 2:40 When Canadians bump into each other in the doorway
This videos have such high quality. And they are So funny! You are one, if not the best war thunder TH-camr EVER
I didn't know britain was inhabited by Canadians during ww2
Keita Tsutsumi what?
Nah it's just that today Canada is inhabited by the British
Canadians get their "politeness" stereotype from being a British colony, It's been a British stereotype much longer than a Canadian one.
slap n pop wronggug it's because Canada is partially French
During WWII the two countries switched places to save the British population.
"Sir there's a right big bastard ae a tank comin straight doon the road taewards us"
Imagine how long Canadians would be there at that intersection
😂😂
8:23 He drove over the fence anyway at the end. I hope he gets court martialed for his wonton collateral damage.
Bruh that German m4 😂
New from Squire: How the British won the war.
Seems legit...
GInGER ᑕĦןckeN because we did.
The Slav Of Lunacy ikr
Course we did, we won both of them so we did 😜
Yeah, they did.
The moral of the story is don't jump the bloody queue.
3:32 that is the laugh of someone who is going to have a lot of fun shortly.
More accurate than fury .
There's a Blackadder fan in that Sherman Firefly.
Never left pornhub so quick.
Harryhas26 I'm getting really tired of these stupid comments
Beaver Beats it's just a joke mate
Zerosyte Really funny "joke" after 6 trillion times!
Wow so original
"well you murdered the most people out of anyone in the history of the world"
No one has ever been so wrong, Stalin, and Mau(The Chinese commie guy), both independently killed more people than me.
This is when the British's politeness does NOT come in handy...
Also the Maus was never actually used in combat as only two were made (not trying to be picky or anything)
I love the fact that the Sherman's shell just bounces off of the Maus.
I’m first in the line of the Comments section at present, but by all means, please go around me if you wish. I insist. Thank you very much, and good luck.
Right after you, I'm afraid.
Oh dear, it seems some other commenters have jumped the line. This will not stand
tomasbar no, no, I insist
I'm afraid to insist that *you* will have to go first.
If you British people don’t make up your fucking mind, I’ll send American troops over there.
*NOW FUCKING MOVE-*
Squire would you please send back my carrier pigeons? I have sent about 30 from Hawaii sending a like. I haven't seen some in years and I'm currently out of pigeons to send.
Jolly good show, Old Chap!
Have you still got your driver?
No, he's gone.
Where is he gone?
Pretty much everywhere.
-British ww2 crews in a nutshell.
"This is just like the Bismarck"
It Made Me Laugh, Goes the Same for Swordfish & Lord Bismarck
I love the fact that the kiwis still want the bob sempel
The literal worst tank ever made. That's dedication for you.
Oh No With a bit of luck you maybe can kill a m56 Skorpion with it.
It's far from the worst tank ever made.
There are tanks out there requiring the driver to amputate his foot to get out of the tank (Valiant), there are tanks that were so huge that it requires 3-4 trucks and a specialist trailer to transport it unlike a Sherman which a single truck can carry two (tortoise), there are tanks that had such pathetically low penetration to pen anything of it's time period (anything before 1940 for Germany), there is also tanks that had more then half of them combat ineffective by simply driving in a straight line for an hour or less (t-35)
Bob Semple had decent armour protection to counter a Japanese landing force (adequate enough to handle Japanese rifle and machine gun fire which I have to remind you a few tanks have this 'good' armour in WT and can be killed by anything else, like the Ontos, Striker, Scorpion, etc.) as well as the fact it was relatively cheap to make or convert tractors into.
A top all that but the production version was to have an M3 37mm cannon in the turret in exchange of the place holder of the 6th machine gun and the so few Bob Semples that did see official service had their turrets removed in preparation to accept a 37mm once it had arived.
Considering it's crew count, relatively thick armour for early rank 1, and AT abilities of late war 37mm ammo, I can easily imagine it at being in BR 1.3.
I will soon head to the national archives to confirm the designs with 37mm's and 2pdr's once I get the funds but from public known information it was meant to have a 37mm.
That sounds far more comprehensive than what I knew of it which was a tractor with armor welded onto it Mad Max style and 6 machine guns thrown around the driver seat pointing in every direction.
Sovereign in my hone town we have a real life bob sempel in the town square. I have dreams of slowly but surely charging it at my enemies.
YEEEEEES
Yeeees
Karl Heinrich Markx YEEEEEEEEE
Nyeeettttttttttt
Karl Heinrich Markx NIEEEEN
4:48 French flag: historical and acurate 😀🙃
DieNinjaMelone 123 incorrect
i love the fact that both the Swordfish pilot confuses the Maus for a ship, but then the germans themselves call the Maus a "ship"
I think this is the best video yet in all your videos
British Tanks in Normandy (7 June 1944 Colorized)
This is the first video I see on this channel, and I'm glad that it has been this way, this is pure gold!
Greetings from Chile
This ia the best way I've learned, holy crap. Keep up the amazing work, it's incredible. 😍
That was farking hilarious! ROFL'd at "No, it's his turn." Here, have a like, if you like. After you!
*British tanks travel to the front lines to defend the lines: 1942 colourized*
random commissar it was 1944
That moment your division doesn’t go through in HOI4
2:11 Me when i play the germans in warthunder.
"I see it, and he's waving a French flag" that had me laughing for a while