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  • @PhlyDaily
    @PhlyDaily 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5552

    Omg had a grin on my face the whole time! You and Bill killed it well done chaps!

    • @goodsous
      @goodsous 6 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      Sup Phly! If they have you on next they will have covered all my favorite TH-camrs!

    • @ApexPredator9001
      @ApexPredator9001 6 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Phly you must do one of these!!!

    • @mr_mustache5594
      @mr_mustache5594 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      well when are you going to tell your top 5 tanks

    • @IAmHated284
      @IAmHated284 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      PhlyDaily I mean you're gonna be at tankfest they've gotta have you on right phly?

    • @pozgaming4665
      @pozgaming4665 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Heeey Phly!! When are you gonna have an episode?

  • @jasonsteward99
    @jasonsteward99 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2693

    "We the British invented the tank, so a tank is whatever we say it is!" Words to live by gents. Nicely done

    • @galbert117
      @galbert117 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      I mean...he's not wrong...

    • @derrickmeade4891
      @derrickmeade4891 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      DrakeMarvell first tank to see the trenches but I think the French actually made the first tank but didn’t know if it was combat capable or not

    • @didievertellyouthedefentio495
      @didievertellyouthedefentio495 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The British did not invent the tank

    • @fyshi6226
      @fyshi6226 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      An Australian guy invented the tank in WW1 so its almost British.

    • @alejandrogorricho4791
      @alejandrogorricho4791 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @DjBalkoni "perfected them" X doubt

  • @SquireComedy
    @SquireComedy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8251

    Thanks for having me. This was an incredibly serious video.

    • @katt216
      @katt216 6 ปีที่แล้ว +228

      Was the service revolver required at any point in the video?

    • @MilesStratton
      @MilesStratton 6 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      I see absolutely no issues with this...Whatsoever...

    • @bob_._.
      @bob_._. 6 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Yess, though I was surprised to not hear the euphonious strains of "Squidonia the Everlasting" in the background.

    • @PS-nf3xw
      @PS-nf3xw 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      could have been better...ergo see you next time

    • @everydayhero5076
      @everydayhero5076 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Great video! I thoroughly enjoyed it. The Sherman Firefly was the best part.

  • @Cybermat47
    @Cybermat47 4 ปีที่แล้ว +541

    Tiger 131: [is a rare historical artifact that was captured through the brave efforts of British fighting men]
    Squire: [beats with stick]

    • @ovencore2549
      @ovencore2549 2 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      *engine breaks down*

    • @Luksky2701
      @Luksky2701 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@ovencore2549 Nein hans! It's not a Ferdinand and there is no mountain with a steep 10 degree angle.... might wanna check the transmission though....
      ...and if we have ammo left....
      ...or fuel...
      ...why do I hear soviet engines???

    • @creativeusername1013
      @creativeusername1013 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@ovencore2549 Verdammt Hans, Did you not repair transmission, this thing is a Panzerkwampfwagenvitigerausfurungh1, not a damn Leopard 2A7!
      Also, didnt we have like 15 other tigers behind us a moment ago...
      ..........
      .........
      *I hear katyusha in the distance-*

    • @johnsatan117
      @johnsatan117 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Eh, it will be fine. It has thick armor

    • @ovencore2549
      @ovencore2549 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@johnsatan117 does it think fast?

  • @everyone5724
    @everyone5724 6 ปีที่แล้ว +761

    "Shoddy German craftsmanship." Man I could hear the engineers and workers who built these tanks turn over in their graves from here in the US.

    • @biostalker4514
      @biostalker4514 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      so, do you have any idea who squire is yet?

    • @DFWTF
      @DFWTF 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @@biostalker4514 He prob don't understand Monty Python either ...

    • @lasressi8331
      @lasressi8331 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      *The transmission is on fire!*

    • @ellieblaber4243
      @ellieblaber4243 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      wont be too hard to hear them, the US probably took them after the war

    • @siva4wotblitzhero531
      @siva4wotblitzhero531 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Compared to the Abrams (or most other Tanks after about 1975) most Tanks of WW2 are Shoddy

  • @jintsuubest9331
    @jintsuubest9331 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1531

    Ah, the good old unbiased professional totally historical accurate tank review.

    • @veralenora4033
      @veralenora4033 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      "Historically accurate tank reviews" like the movie _Kelly's Heroes_. (Enjoyed the movie greatly, Donald Sutherland was more memorable than Eastwood IMO.)

    • @aiman156
      @aiman156 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@veralenora4033 good vibes

    • @HadrianCustodes
      @HadrianCustodes 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Indeed

    • @6XCcustom
      @6XCcustom 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      😂😂😂😂

  • @sargesacker2599
    @sargesacker2599 6 ปีที่แล้ว +351

    That's not Squire. That's an imposter, the real Squire has a glorious British moustache with some tea in one hand and a service revolver in the other.

    • @wisedonkey7644
      @wisedonkey7644 6 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      and saying yeeeeeeeeeeees every 30 seconds or so

    • @StuartLegomanLittle
      @StuartLegomanLittle ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@DootDooty it young Squire before he grew his moustache out and got addicted to tea

  • @TheChieftainsHatch
    @TheChieftainsHatch 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2590

    Well, that was an interesting and entertaining change of pace. You can't take these shows too seriously all the time.

    • @realtissaye
      @realtissaye 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Are you going to make a new video soon?

    • @nitromyke
      @nitromyke 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      And we're over-due for one of yours!!

    • @redtsar
      @redtsar 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Nyeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssss, cherrio!

    • @endlesnights3817
      @endlesnights3817 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Next February 14th could you team up with Lindybeige once more for the Mark III Infantry Tank?

    • @tomcomber3723
      @tomcomber3723 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hi

  • @kekolo56
    @kekolo56 4 ปีที่แล้ว +447

    Love the B1 bis review:
    Offline: "Thats a wonderful tank!"
    Realize the cmera is on : "Let's bash it, else we would loose our british citizenship!"
    :-D

    • @siva4wotblitzhero531
      @siva4wotblitzhero531 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      "If anything its a Lesson,of what not to do"
      *very angery A-38 Noises*

  • @Thunderbolt_1000_Siren
    @Thunderbolt_1000_Siren 5 ปีที่แล้ว +295

    "need to hold your stick"
    "I beg your pardon!"
    LMAO

    • @cccc285
      @cccc285 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You're interested in tank stuff aswell??? I thought u were just a train geek

    • @oliverwaite1822
      @oliverwaite1822 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Your interested in panzer kampfwagon

  • @MagzGTV
    @MagzGTV 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1728

    Had a good chuckle at this Squire, Honestly surprised the Churchill didn't show up.

    • @ArgieGrit
      @ArgieGrit 6 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      Now why would you include the Churchil when the Bison is already covering that department? I shouldn't be surprised you got it backwards consindering you're a kiwi

    • @billyhyde1415
      @billyhyde1415 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Rather more upside-down, really

    • @simokoistinen7470
      @simokoistinen7470 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      MagzTV
      Churchill has been dead since 1965. But as a legend, he is still alive ;D

    • @jasonyin942
      @jasonyin942 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      wow i saw Haigs, Many Miles, Phly, The_Chieftain, and Magz in the same comment section

    • @Zarastro54
      @Zarastro54 6 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      The Churchill didn’t show up because it was too slow to get there in time.

  • @panzerabwerkanone
    @panzerabwerkanone 6 ปีที่แล้ว +632

    War Fact. More German soldiers died laughing at the British Bison than were actually killed by it's armaments.

    • @mikeoxsmal8022
      @mikeoxsmal8022 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It has weapons

    • @salud7432
      @salud7432 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      So its like Minthy Pythons deadlyest Joke?

    • @johnwalters800
      @johnwalters800 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      One more war fact the Bison was also equipped with a loud Speaker where the crew told the joke that won the war!

  • @TheGunningPony
    @TheGunningPony 6 ปีที่แล้ว +776

    Number 5 biggest complain should be
    "it's German"

  • @McRocket
    @McRocket 5 ปีที่แล้ว +159

    3:13 - 'I need to hold your stick?'
    'I BEG YOUR PARDON?'
    LOL
    Kudos to the Tank Museum for having a sense of humour and allowing this video.

  • @arthureustaquio8835
    @arthureustaquio8835 6 ปีที่แล้ว +342

    "The Documentary called: Kelly's Heroes" Wew

  • @benoitbvg2888
    @benoitbvg2888 6 ปีที่แล้ว +427

    Everyone start petitioning Gaijin so that they add the Bison to British Tech Tree.

    • @Kav.
      @Kav. 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Benoit Bvg tier 5, needs to be invincible obviously and the .30e Enfield rifle as we well know can defeat any German armour

    • @jaredhawken3692
      @jaredhawken3692 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Yes the .303 round was so powerful that whole panzer divisions would retreat at the sight of a Lee Enfield, let alone a Bren gun

    • @sirboomsalot4902
      @sirboomsalot4902 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      There's also the German Bison: 150mm gun on a Panzer 1

    • @kristenskase8951
      @kristenskase8951 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      You know what was more scarey a maus super hevey tank can destroy anything in 1-3 shots of its 250mm gun and its 100mm machine gun and todays tanks 4-6 shots main gun 25shots back then with mg and around 100shots now days

    • @bruhnobi1394
      @bruhnobi1394 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@kristenskase8951 nah m8 the bison would destroy the maus any day

  • @TheIronArmenianakaGIHaigs
    @TheIronArmenianakaGIHaigs 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2267

    My boi, i've been waiting so long for this

    • @Senbei01
      @Senbei01 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      So... did they get you to do one too?

    • @UselessWeeb
      @UselessWeeb 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      me to lmao

    • @MilesStratton
      @MilesStratton 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Fancy meeting you here Haigs

    • @FireWarrior2013
      @FireWarrior2013 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Fancy seeing you here! And you Miles :)

    • @mr_mustache5594
      @mr_mustache5594 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      well when are you going to tell your top 5 tanks

  • @BackUPDat
    @BackUPDat 6 ปีที่แล้ว +596

    Not enough "Yeeeeeeeeesssssssssss"
    Yeeeeeeeessssssssss
    I most enjoyed Bill's "performance" with the Firefly.

    • @catzo_5762
      @catzo_5762 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeeeeeeeesssss

    • @jordananderson2728
      @jordananderson2728 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Not enough use of "Bbbbritish" either, sadly.

    • @kenkan6837
      @kenkan6837 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      A man of many talents!

  • @derkaiser9881
    @derkaiser9881 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    3:28 "If that got hit, I'd be out of there in 5 seconds flat," of course you would. That armor is so flimsy, you'd be able to crawl out of the massive hole the enemy shell put through the front plate! Hell, the turret might've come off; a perfect escape hatch.

  • @k-874
    @k-874 5 ปีที่แล้ว +438

    *"It's called Firefly because it's rear end GLOWS in the dark"*
    *Bruh.mp3*
    *X = Doubt*
    *"Seins"* (meme man)

    • @davidty2006
      @davidty2006 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      When it fires it does it really well.

  • @MikeGoesBoom
    @MikeGoesBoom 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1880

    Is it weird to be aroused by an accent?

    • @PhlyDaily
      @PhlyDaily 6 ปีที่แล้ว +174

      this is the only one that does it for me
      th-cam.com/video/WkfPN7cYH48/w-d-xo.html

    • @MikeGoesBoom
      @MikeGoesBoom 6 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      I'm never living that down, am I :D

    • @Luredreier
      @Luredreier 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Not really.
      Although I wouldn't have picked this one...
      Myself I'm partial to girls speaking Norwegian with an Swedish accent.

    • @MagnificentSpeed
      @MagnificentSpeed 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      No :D

    • @HyperK7
      @HyperK7 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      PhlyDaily That was golden!!! I’m on the ground laughing!!!

  • @Slayer_Jesse
    @Slayer_Jesse 6 ปีที่แล้ว +322

    Squire in The Tank Museum? Yes...YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!

    • @alexandru.g8746
      @alexandru.g8746 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      even ur profile pic says satisfaction

  • @StellarGryphon
    @StellarGryphon 6 ปีที่แล้ว +275

    wow... Squire looks NOTHING like I imagined he would be XD

    • @Daniel-nb3kk
      @Daniel-nb3kk 6 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      I thought he is like 42.

    • @thundercookie9576
      @thundercookie9576 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      He did a face reveal long ago when we was really young

    • @theindisposable5525
      @theindisposable5525 6 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      I was shocked, I say, Shocked, to discover a very British clean-shaven face instead of an even more British mustache!

    • @tyrodragon45
      @tyrodragon45 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sun_skimmer 89 agreed

    • @tyrodragon45
      @tyrodragon45 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      the Indisposable lol

  • @Name-ps9fx
    @Name-ps9fx 6 ปีที่แล้ว +185

    Aha! A face that fits well with the handsome and articulate voice of the Squire!
    Who’s the short guy with the stick?

    • @Daniel-rf2hm
      @Daniel-rf2hm 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Exactly, i thought the blond guy was squire fits his voice more.

    • @fruitella196
      @fruitella196 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Squire is like 2ft nah jk but he is really small, I met him and phly at the same time

  • @abcbcde9985
    @abcbcde9985 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    'They got back together' 7:44. Priceless!

    • @Bochi42
      @Bochi42 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That was my favorite part as well. Coming to Bill's defense there wasn't she?

  • @AmazingAce
    @AmazingAce 6 ปีที่แล้ว +559

    Shitposting in the tank museum 😂👌👌👌

    • @Stierlitz
      @Stierlitz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Couldn't sum it up better myself...

    • @garynew9637
      @garynew9637 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Harhar

  • @stefankrunic7155
    @stefankrunic7155 6 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    I simply love Squires over the top gentleman accent and his confidence in British military supremacy,its so entertaining

  • @Alopex1
    @Alopex1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    :D :D :D Brilliant.
    Loved the Char bit.
    "For its time, it's actually very well designed."
    "Influenced the M3 Lee."
    "Ah...ehm..."
    "French!"
    "What a piece of junk!"

  • @Bobbymaccys
    @Bobbymaccys 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    He forgot to mention that not a single Bison has been lost to enemy fire in history!

  • @xaviation5144
    @xaviation5144 6 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    Everyone is like:
    “OMG SQUIRE SHOWED HIS FACE!”
    Only true Squire fans will know that his face was in his old videos.

    • @jerikropp6394
      @jerikropp6394 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He is also in a few Door Monster videos, as well.

    • @53rdRenoInhabitant
      @53rdRenoInhabitant 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And bill had a beard

  • @foo-foocuddlypoops5694
    @foo-foocuddlypoops5694 6 ปีที่แล้ว +720

    *Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees*

    • @Steamed
      @Steamed 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Foo-Foo Cuddlypoops YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

    • @AlreadyTakenTag
      @AlreadyTakenTag 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @toptipgitgud7911
      @toptipgitgud7911 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ye

    • @omagah7152
      @omagah7152 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWEEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSS!

  • @Szalami
    @Szalami 6 ปีที่แล้ว +159

    Finally someone's giving some love for the ultimate best tank of WW2, the MIGHTY TETRARCH!

    • @Masada1911
      @Masada1911 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Szalami the boche would run at the very mention of its name

    • @thedukeofnorton
      @thedukeofnorton 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      My wife's car is bigger than the Tetrarch!

    • @wierdalien1
      @wierdalien1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The Duke of Norton not difficult really.

    • @greernelson7419
      @greernelson7419 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Wrong, the best tank was very clearly the TOG II*. Did you know that the TOG was so fast it could go at walking pace?

    • @ammoniumphosphate
      @ammoniumphosphate 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Just a question, is that a small glass cabin at the top for a viewing port?

  • @johnwright9454
    @johnwright9454 6 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    "The documentary film Kelly's hero's"

  • @VaciliNikoMavich
    @VaciliNikoMavich 5 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    A wiseman once said, "Anything can be a weapon."
    A wise *British* man once said, "Anything can be a tank." ;)
    Awesome video!

  • @rednaxninety3659
    @rednaxninety3659 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    German soldier: look at that!
    *bison rolls down the street
    German soldier 2: whack

  • @HerbertErpaderp
    @HerbertErpaderp 6 ปีที่แล้ว +265

    Squire is awesome and so was this. I bet there's a whole bunch of people that didn't get the joke getting all butthurt in the comments haha.

  • @dylanmilne6683
    @dylanmilne6683 6 ปีที่แล้ว +138

    Can't believe how subjective people are being. I don't enjoy all of Squires humour, however it obviously pleases a large amount of people, an audience of probably 200,000 odd majority young males. We're talking a rather large portion of young people who have an interest in military history, damn well important to include them really.
    So it's very surprising to see a few people acting nasty because they didn't like this chaps humour. It feels out of place for what should be a friendly welcoming channel.

  • @forbeshutton5487
    @forbeshutton5487 6 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    I demand, repeat, DEMAND, to known Mr. Bean's top five tanks.

    • @2adamast
      @2adamast 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      He's a race driver: the Leopard

    • @dinosatay
      @dinosatay 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The minigun minicooper.
      Its like the minigun prius but a minicooper instead

  • @welsh8982
    @welsh8982 6 ปีที่แล้ว +216

    I'm offended about the bison
    It stops infantry aswell

    • @yamameeven967
      @yamameeven967 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes sir!

    • @steveholmes11
      @steveholmes11 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@yamameeven967 Only one tank better than the Bison, and that's the Bison Crocodile. - Frying tonight - Fritz

  • @angryzombie8088
    @angryzombie8088 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    This is the most unbiased, British pick of Top 5 tanks, absolutely brilliant! The Bison looks like the thing that would stop the Pearl Harbor attack if the American got one.

  • @billradloff1919
    @billradloff1919 6 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    Serious lack of mustache, strange 1800s gang clothes, and tounge in cheek humor. Squire at his finest! Although really...shouldn't he have been wearing some Great War pilot's clothing? :D

    • @ChristianMcAngus
      @ChristianMcAngus 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I agree, Squire needs a mustache. I know they're itchy, but do it for King and Country.

    • @jp0308
      @jp0308 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Huzzah!!

  • @Anderson21G
    @Anderson21G 6 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Lmao "that's when the crew got out and joined the RTR and got some proper training" 😂😂😂

  • @ishouldgetalif3
    @ishouldgetalif3 6 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    this is.. so.. BRITISH!
    marvelous.

  • @b1battledroid462
    @b1battledroid462 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    - it is called the firefly for the very precise reason ..
    - right
    - get this
    - yeah
    - it's rear end
    - right
    - glows
    - no ..
    - in the dark
    - no.. noo.. no..
    I laughed way harder than i should've xD

  • @benprewitt4600
    @benprewitt4600 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "The crew got out, joined the Royal Tank Regiment. Got themselves some proper training. "
    I'M DEAD. THAT KILLED ME.

  • @goldmember668
    @goldmember668 6 ปีที่แล้ว +148

    plhydaily (tankdaily) is gona visit this year cant wait

    • @Count_Gustav
      @Count_Gustav 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      really? is it confirmed by both parties?

    • @TheChieftain1117
      @TheChieftain1117 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Count Gustav Phly said he was visiting at some point this year.

    • @CC-dq6ck
      @CC-dq6ck 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Tankdaily hurts man
      It hurts my soul

    • @spugget2893
      @spugget2893 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      heard he didn't want to in a stream after this was uploaded though :/

    • @zanesimunov3070
      @zanesimunov3070 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      what? why would this dicourage him?

  • @brendandickens9221
    @brendandickens9221 5 ปีที่แล้ว +134

    Actually the best tank of the war was obviously the BOB SEMPLE

    • @joemelton4747
      @joemelton4747 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Exactly none were ever killed in combat

    • @bestoca
      @bestoca 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Had to look it up as I’d never heard of a Bob Semple tank and wow it looks like a bulldozer with a garden shed dumped on top. Than I read that it basically was! xD

    • @andrewince8824
      @andrewince8824 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bloody kiwis. 😂

    • @Byeer_123
      @Byeer_123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Any potential history viewers?

    • @monoshrimpekeit9639
      @monoshrimpekeit9639 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Byeer_123 Spirit Animal

  • @veterankasrkin7416
    @veterankasrkin7416 6 ปีที่แล้ว +339

    Thank god, no bloody french tanks.
    Oh wait
    oh, for gods sake.

    • @MChannel80
      @MChannel80 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      they are French

    • @Matt.71
      @Matt.71 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      squire prefered the b1 to the tiger, that tells a lot!

    • @MChannel80
      @MChannel80 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's not the real Squire!!!

    • @Matt.71
      @Matt.71 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      nope its him, you would dare to say that squire was wrong??!

    • @Steamed
      @Steamed 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      matt it's obviously a fake one, he isn't drinking tea and polishing his magnificent mustache

  • @relicofanotherage
    @relicofanotherage 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    We all know the Bison wasn't an actual war vehicle. It was a Top Gear challenge gifted to The Tank Museum.

    • @azh698
      @azh698 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Tonight, on Bottom Gear
      I drive a concrete lorry,
      Hammond dances in a cramped space,
      And James makes his back end glow in the dark.

  • @Briselance
    @Briselance 6 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    04:22 :
    "Because we're an un-biased channel..."
    Each time Squire says this, it just makes me giggle like mad. X-D
    04:37:
    47 mm, Squire. 47. :-)

  • @daz0705
    @daz0705 6 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    I'm only 2 minutes in and i can already tell this will be a video of much greatness, Yesss, we can trust in squire to give us a video of total fact's fortitude and general Brrritishness, carry on !

  • @1701spacecadet
    @1701spacecadet 6 ปีที่แล้ว +142

    Why do French tanks have rear view mirrors?
    So they can watch the battle.

    • @2adamast
      @2adamast 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      They had one with back facing driver (like the S tank)

    • @ducomaritiem7160
      @ducomaritiem7160 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Harhar, I didn't know this joke. Thanks. (I think that's also true for Italian tanks...)

    • @wargamingrefugee9065
      @wargamingrefugee9065 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Duco, it most certainly is NOT true for Italian tanks! Running away is too much work; it's much easier just to change sides. :-P

    • @Matt.71
      @Matt.71 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      1701spacecadet let's ask the germans,after they got the last french defender at dunkerke they had plenty of english tanks for free, they also surely found some burned french tank that had no more fuel and so the crew had to quickly reposisionate if they didn't wanted to get caught

    • @sshep86
      @sshep86 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      matt
      French defenders in France???? How absurd.... The British should have most definitely had stood still and waged battle in a country that just got steamrolled by the wehrmacht. Doesn't make sense that they would tactically withdraw in order to defend their own country and come back and save the French at a later date.

  • @teknonaught
    @teknonaught 6 ปีที่แล้ว +141

    ah! a surprise Squire episode!
    *checks uploader*
    ah... well, still counts.. MYEESSSSSSSSSS

  • @turkeyboy5543
    @turkeyboy5543 6 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    "This is a professional video."

  • @RoofKoreanInTheWild
    @RoofKoreanInTheWild 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    When he's talking about Kelly's heroes he says there's a French building in the way to the left and to the right if I remember right there was a tree in the way to the left not a French building...
    Like if you love Kelly's heroes!

    • @timothykeith4655
      @timothykeith4655 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I caught the same mistake.

    • @theadventuresofjavier8698
      @theadventuresofjavier8698 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I have the DVD. I watched it dozens of times...good catch mate

    • @steveholmes11
      @steveholmes11 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Masters of disguise the French Resistance and thin buildings that look like trees.

  • @IratutheGreyKnigh
    @IratutheGreyKnigh 6 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Don't get some of the hate, Squire is ever some good fun! And I'm american!

  • @cposey
    @cposey 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Finally, a video where I actually learn something. Today I’ve learned that Tiger tanks are a massive engineering flaw. The smaller the tank, the better. British and Americans make the best couples. France..... And concrete is the best armour.

  • @RandysFiftySevenChevy
    @RandysFiftySevenChevy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Squire....your a funny chap. Finally get to see the man behind the voice. Yes...yessssssss

  • @thewomble1509
    @thewomble1509 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "The documentary film Kelly's heroes", love that tongue in cheek humour!

  • @drvonschwartz
    @drvonschwartz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    The downvotes are from very serious military historians who cannot accept that someone dared make a non-serious video at the tank musuem?

  • @blankblank6545
    @blankblank6545 6 ปีที่แล้ว +187

    MHV or Bismarck next?
    (I know Bis is an aiviation guy, but I think that would make it very interesting)

    • @RLam-se6em
      @RLam-se6em 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Username 122748909298443 The Imperial War Museum should do videos like these of their own and invite Bis

    • @blankblank6545
      @blankblank6545 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      R. Lam yeah

    • @wiansnyders6124
      @wiansnyders6124 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Username 122748909298443 I

    • @anteerceg527
      @anteerceg527 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      both great both arian

    • @blankblank6545
      @blankblank6545 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      AnteKami - sama ehhmm - right...

  • @pipboy3096
    @pipboy3096 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    This was amazing. Would’ve been perfect if it was David Fletcher pushing them out

    • @a.morphous66
      @a.morphous66 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I think Fletcher is a bit too old and brittle for that. However, his mustache could handle them both with ease.

  • @Minon157
    @Minon157 6 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    I'm not sure what's funnier the video itself or people who don't know Squire angry because of his ''bias'' or lack of ''technical'' info in the video.
    He is a parody in extreme exaggeration of some of the thinking process that the British had during the war and that was obsolete for the times.
    I recommend this video from him
    th-cam.com/video/3nEUyfRSL8k/w-d-xo.html

    • @taydenfire3867
      @taydenfire3867 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      João Victor Daijo it's the angry people who don't know squire

  • @ojisanhoward8940
    @ojisanhoward8940 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Such a fine professional video! Only a Brit could pull it off! Entertaining, informative and witty! Jolly good! New subscriber!

    • @ojisanhoward8940
      @ojisanhoward8940 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      It was a fun introduction to a channel I didn't know about but a subject I like to learn about. I'm looking forward to watching and learning from here on! Also thanks for the like.

  • @hmmbaybayon2837
    @hmmbaybayon2837 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    I like how the others reviewed tanks logically while Squire reviewed his in a *Legendary* way

  • @Ash007YT
    @Ash007YT 6 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    Squire? Bill?, Oh what more could you want.

    • @pokematt1533
      @pokematt1533 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Where squire lives?

    • @OldieBugger
      @OldieBugger 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tanks, yeeeess. Tanks.

  • @hammerheadeagleithrustakag9289
    @hammerheadeagleithrustakag9289 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    I find the lack of tea in this video concerning

  • @tyler_bt3326
    @tyler_bt3326 6 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    So many people complaing. How dare the tank museum try and make a comedic video right? Top tip, if you wanna watch Mr Fletcher talk, go watch tank chats

  • @samc343
    @samc343 6 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    "Unbiased"

  • @donaldhill3823
    @donaldhill3823 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    the Documentary film "Kelly's Hero's" great way to start off. lol Now I need to find your channel.

  • @wierdalien1
    @wierdalien1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    Can we have a proper episode on the tetarch?

    • @kristofferjohansson3768
      @kristofferjohansson3768 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      that would be really fun!

    • @TheChieftainsHatch
      @TheChieftainsHatch 6 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      I'm working on it. I've obtained the operator's manual, and plan on hitting it on my next filming session in Bovington, whenever that is.

    • @wierdalien1
      @wierdalien1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The_Chieftain excellent, hopefully sooner rather than later

    • @Luredreier
      @Luredreier 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Great! =)
      The Tetrarch is one of my favorite tanks in War Thunder =)
      I don't know how realistic their modelling of the tank is.
      In there the turret turns bloody slow.
      But since you can turn the whole tank really fast just using the tracks that doesn't really matter much.
      And it's fast as a lightning in there.
      Of course its reverse is typically british (aka non-existing)...
      Its solid shot rounds isn't too bad for the tanks it faces at that battle rating,
      As for the real world, I imagine that it would have been a decent tank for the early war.
      Relatively cheap to make, don't require a large crew.
      Fast to move around to flank enemy tanks.
      And quite a few of the german tanks where panzer 1 and panzer 2s anyway.
      Also, it's so bloody small that you can hide it pretty much anywhere.
      And as we all know, the one who gets the first shot usually wins in a tank battle, and the tetrarch can move into positions the enemy don't expect and then hide there probably giving it that advantage quite often.
      Of course once it *does* get shot by anything with real armor-penetration it doesn't stand much of a chance with its "paper" armor...

    • @Christian-os3sh
      @Christian-os3sh 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Luredreier, the Tetrarch got used mainly for amphibious invasions and airborne operations as far as I know, it was just a tank to have a tank, not something useful against other tanks.

  • @k.t.1641
    @k.t.1641 6 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    I was ready to dislike this non serious "top 5". But I got curious and found I like their style of humor. So thumbs up. Glad I found a new creator!

  • @o0rah
    @o0rah 6 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    ALL HAIL THE SQUIDONIAN EMPIRE!!!!!

  • @ricespoog9784
    @ricespoog9784 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Actually in Kelly’s heroes, there is a tree to the left.

  • @vengefulone1441
    @vengefulone1441 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    6:08 im not british but that still put a smile on my face

  • @lutenantsweedpertasa
    @lutenantsweedpertasa 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Yeeeeeees, not enough "Yeeeeeeeees." In this video. I must admit this isn't squires finest video but a video with him is welcome.

  • @dragon5521
    @dragon5521 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I swear all this is missing is a fancy mustache and a fine cup of tea.

    • @azh698
      @azh698 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Try the channel The Spiffin Brit.

  • @StuSaville
    @StuSaville 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Squire looks like a character from Peaky Blinders

  • @robertturner1094
    @robertturner1094 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    (Sees squire in the title) "Hmmm yes this is going to be a good video time to put on the tea"

  • @Handles-Suck-YouTube
    @Handles-Suck-YouTube 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is so British that my computer started quoting Churchill.

    • @ReformedSooner24
      @ReformedSooner24 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Friendly Fire Gaming
      //startup_
      /weshallfightthemonthelandinggrounds_

  • @inlovewithgoats1092
    @inlovewithgoats1092 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Excellent TH-camr and the most magnificent suits to ever have been featured on the channel. :D

  • @Spitflyer
    @Spitflyer 6 ปีที่แล้ว +228

    SQUIRE AND BOOTLESS BILL. HAHAHAHAHA

  • @123dodo4
    @123dodo4 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Damn.. best vid
    Edit: all the best ww2 youtuber are on the comments.. like mikegoesboom, phlydaily, the_chieftain, the iron armenian aka g.i. haigs, and the squire its self

  • @johncartwright8154
    @johncartwright8154 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Came here from the latest 'Bottom 5' from this duo. they look so young, especially Bill with short hair, and it was produced only four years ago; they grow up fast the youth of today :)
    Little know fact. 'Bison' is Brummie talk for what we Southern Softies call a 'basin'

  • @dontroutman8232
    @dontroutman8232 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    It helps to be raised in England, so one can appreciate the sarcastic humour. The Squire reminds me a bit of the singer of Madness. Cheers.

  • @GraniteGhost778
    @GraniteGhost778 6 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    I have no idea who these daft buggers are, but I'm subscribing post haste!

    • @SquireComedy
      @SquireComedy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Bravo!

    • @olisko3484
      @olisko3484 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Slade you won't regret it

    • @CastilloinaSpeedo
      @CastilloinaSpeedo 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      The War Thunder community is generally filled with some pretty smart people.

  • @yartar-pq9yp
    @yartar-pq9yp 6 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    Making so few of his own videos he's now making them for other channels

  • @cookieblades7716
    @cookieblades7716 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    It was a tree and a building that the tiger got stuck on.

    • @ToshioThunder
      @ToshioThunder 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That tree was home to a small French bakery. Counts as a building.

    • @Zeknif1
      @Zeknif1 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves? Why don't you dig how beautiful it is out here? Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?

  • @biteme9486
    @biteme9486 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    2:16 “Shoddy German craftsmanship.”
    I died laughing

  • @pacificostudios
    @pacificostudios 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I'm waiting for Bill to say "Lovely Plumage!"

  • @atanasijesimic4651
    @atanasijesimic4651 6 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    wheraboos getting triggered because of sarcastic Tiger review

  • @sithdoestat4432
    @sithdoestat4432 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    *_YEEEEEEES INTENSIFIES_*

  • @mcfontaine
    @mcfontaine 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Well done Squire, don’t worry about the people who seem to have had a sense of humour bypass.

  • @ROSE-nw8xf
    @ROSE-nw8xf 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Squire, According to the subtitles your name is "Molly" haha.

  • @admiralwombat1918
    @admiralwombat1918 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "What a wonderful design." "It's French..." "What a piece of junk! Why do they even have it inside!" 😂😂😂😂 Gold lads! Jolly goods show What!

  • @alfredconqueror4422
    @alfredconqueror4422 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I didn't know Maisie Williams liked tanks that much

  • @forthleft
    @forthleft 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    It's not easy to transition to from voice-over, I liked this effort and wish them both well.

  • @solaman095
    @solaman095 6 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    smashed the like button like the Maginot line

    • @apropercuppa8612
      @apropercuppa8612 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      So you missed it?

    • @Snowpeagaming
      @Snowpeagaming 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He webt around it

    • @Matt.71
      @Matt.71 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      David Ryan poor guy, to loose à finger so young...

    • @uisce_
      @uisce_ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Smashed the like button like with the button w on Maginot line you mean

    • @michaelcoulter1114
      @michaelcoulter1114 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      David Ryan
      Nobody really smashed the Maginot Line, though.
      So, what you're saying is that you flanked the like button, rendered it obselete, and left it in place, yeah?

  • @haydendenden9076
    @haydendenden9076 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Squire is speaking how he speaks in his British films

  • @stevephillips8320
    @stevephillips8320 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    squire needs a British style moustach, like the one thoses RAF pilots have during WW2