John Mulaney | Dear Class Of 2020
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 21 ส.ค. 2024
- Dear Class of 2020 is a virtual commencement celebration bringing together inspirational leaders and artists to celebrate graduates, their families, and their communities.
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This is the closest we'll ever have to a John Mulaney Masterclass
This and the SNL skit!
You look like the Easter Island statue
@@askmemum that is just mean
One black coffee.
Sam that’s rude
He finally got to give a speech to graduates and his first point wasn’t “learn ballroom dancing” because we all know the worst dancer at a party is the one who isn’t dancing.
I was waiting for him to say that!!
AYEEE
I was waiting until the end for him to give that advice, but it never came...
"Anxiety is a sign of intelligence... Depression is a sign of intelligence... Happiness is a sign of intelligence." Thank you, John.
this tall child also graduating?
You look terrible, tall child.
Haha appreciate the likes everyone! Trying to hit 1k subs. Would appreciate your help :) ty!!
Hahahahahaha
Not yet, to young
@@irishcoco725 thanks for the honesty :(
Liking John Mulaney is a sign of intelligence.
This better be true. Because I love him to bits. Lovableness is the secret ingredient of great comedians.
👏👏👏👏👏👏
Truer words have never been spoken.
“You’re gonna think I’m basic” -John Mulaney 2020
And he said it in such a camp way, I love it
All i got out of this speech is that DEPRESSION IS A SIGN OF INELEGANCE
Didn't he say intelligence ?
Anxiety*
the mispelling makes your comment even funnier
Lola Selby 💯🤣😂🤣
gen z must be really smart
This guy’s actually pretty funny, he should be a comedian or something
person who is already something should be that same thing
it's a joke made with every single celebrity
Lemons yep, it doesn’t get old😉
I thought he is
Guardian Of Peace Fair-Lemental yeah, John Melany is a hilarious comedian, I was just making a joke🙂
I think that child should get some rest before he tries honing his craft at comedy though, he looks like he's burning the candle at both ends.
the four dislikes are those kids that bowed to him during the concert cause they thought he was chinese
What even. They didn’t think he was Chinese, they were making fun of his squinty eyes by *pretending* he was Chinese. But even if that was how it happened, your joke still wouldn’t make sense. Are you doing this on purpose to annoy people?
Jada Jada Chill, it’s a joke. Get over yourself
*gong noise*
@@draculiya Are you a troll or something? Bc they got the essense of the original skit. You're the only person in the whole YT comments section that got hung up on something so minor and took it so personally. Comments like yours are so weirdly dumb and rude that I can never tell if they're even real or not
ALPINE MUSH hello. I would like to make fun of your comment by nitpicking it in an attempt at humor.
“You’re the only person in the whole YT comments section that got hung up on something so minor and took it so personally. Comments like yours are so weirdly dumb and rude that I can never tell if they are real or not.”
You first stated that they are the ONLY person in the TH-cam comment section to make stupid comments like theirs. Then, in the sentence immediately following, you state that COMMENTS LIKE HIS are weirdly dumb. You contradicted yourself by stating they are one of a kind in their stupidity, and then saying that there are comments like his that share in his stupidity. This concludes my nitpicking. I do hope that you do not take this extremely minor comment extremely personally, lest you become one of those people sharing in Jada Jada’s stupidity.
(I’m speaking really formally because I thought it would be funnier that way)
I really love that he included "happiness is a sign of intelligence", and in the comments I only see people talking about depression and anxiety as signs of intelligence. Regardless of whether or not that is true, I think that so many people, especially very intelligent, creative, and depressed people, refuse to get help because they think that becoming happier will make them lose their genius (Amy Winehouse come to mind), and this is not true. Mental illness is a SIGN of intelligence/creativity, but somewhat counterintuitively, also a roadblock for intelligence/creativity. Many brilliant people are depressed, but depression doesn't make you smart, and you will be freer to express your creativity if you get help. So don't think being you have to be anxious to be smart, smart people are anxious and it prohibits them from sharing their smart-ness from the world!
Mathilda Taufmann Amen!
I agree with most of what you said except that mental illness is a sign of intelligence. As far a sI know there are quite a few mental illnesses where afflicted people tend to be less intelligent. It might be true for the specific ones you mentioned because anxiety and depression do have a lot to do with overthinking so it definitley would make sense that there at least is some sort of correlation but I think if anything I'd say intelligent and creative people have a relatively high risk to get anxiety/depression rather than those being a sign for it.
Ooof
@@kilililian1439 lol yeah i sort of disagree with me there too, I misspoke.
Someone please do a TL/DR 😚
"That's almost wise." I can't believe the guy who told us to stop going to college until we figure it out is giving a commencement speech.
"People don't have time for your cleverness; get to the point." As someone who likes to be verbose, I find this excellent advice!
As someone with ADHD I also find this excellent advice
you know what, this is the advice i want...
A lot of this actually helped me feel better. Great to be reminded
“one of the reasons you felt weird in college is because your dehydrated, you have to drink water”
vs
“i didn’t drink water the entire time. i lived on cigarettes, alcohol, and adderall”
Dude, how do you think he knew?
The crumb bit is the most on point part. That, and the advice about compliments.
i’m not graduating but i will happily take this advice
You and I both
"Most people are only thinking about themselves...If you're ever worried people are thinking about you, talking about you, looking at you. They're probably not." THIS IS LITERALLY AN AXIOM OF PERFORMING ARTS. People are very selfish and your failures are only ever trivial to them unless you actively hurt them. Going up on stage and making yourself vulnerable through honesty only ever has two real results; people connect with your expression and respect you, or they don't care. We are all too self conscious because we just don't get that nobody cares nearly as much as we think they do.
This actually is WAY BETTER... Thanks 😘
"No one has time for your cleverness; get to the point."
That adequately sums up about half of the English degree that I obtained this year.
why y'all singling out the intelligence thing: anxiety, depression AND happiness are signs of intelligence... meaning you can have both things but with work, you can be happy... and the next level of intelligence
yessss
thank you john, this is my favourite class of 2020 video.
also, buy some chapstick.
He's still not drinking enough water.
Imagine being one of the 4 people who didn’t like this video
They have Chevy Malibu
Cady Hale..... now 7 of them don’t like it. What is wrong with people. First 4 were likely the heirs to the Chevy Malibu fortune and then the last 3 are probably the people who manufacture those ‘shower curtains’ or something. Lol.
the six dislikes are people who had no time for his cleverness
"Anxiety is a sign of intelligence."
Now I know what to say to people when they ask why I'm always nervous. It's because I'm intelligent
“I’m not in a robe, ya know?”
Had a graduation ceremony, can confirm this was better. Our speaker dedicated most of her speech to how awesome she was.
Important notes: 1) Anxiety is a sign of intelligence. 2) No one has time for your cleaverness. I'll commit it to memory! Thank you Jhon ❤️
"Things will get better; they always do. And then things will get worse; they always do." - That's not a pessimistic view; it's just life.
As someone who has graduated, I totally agree - this is better than my grad
“things will get better, they always do. then things will get worse, they always do.” is something that has genuinely stuck with me the past few years. like things got worse for me lately but that’s simply a fact of life. they’ll get better again. then they’ll get worse again. then they’ll get better. helps me stay grounded, honestly.
"if you are ever unsure about sending a nice message, send it" is great advice. I second it HARD
i cant get the thought of him wearing shorts with such a nice suit out of my head
Linh Khánh omg now I can’t either lmao
This is my favorite graduation speech ever and when I graduate college next year I’ll watch it again
As a soon to be 2020 graduate, I appreciate this virtual pep-talk from John Mulaney so much more than a run-of-the-mill graduation ceremony.
Thank you, John Mulaney! I really feel special now!!!
my therapist: ur depressed
me: im smort
And superior at spelling.
john i am literally going to follow all of this advice and i know my life is gonna go well because of it
im sorry but hes one of the cutest people ive ever seen i love him sm
“Most people are only thinking of themselves”
People are far too worried about themselves to be focused on you. Brilliant. And helpful every time you’re walking into an event with fucked up eyeliner.
Some of this was genuinely sage, anxiety depression and happiness all being signs of intelligence is a beautiful thing to say
I’m not graduating but I love any advice from John Mulaney. Thanks John!
I learnt more about life in 3:37mins then in the last few decades of my life. 🤯
im not graduating but i am a huge fan with pictures of him on my wall. i was having a terrible day just now and got on yt to make myself smile. this at the top on my recommended. you will never see this but thank you john you save me time and time again.
No one will see this comment hopefully but i HAVE to let this out in the universe, i genuinely respect and love this human being.
hey john mulaney thank you for making me cry at like. 11:20 in the morning. i’ve been up for thirty (30) minutes. and i’m crying bc john mulaney did a thing for my class it just. thank u sir :))))
He knows how to make a speech. He waited to say "Happiness is a sign of intelligence" because he knew we wouldn't have paid attention to it if he said it after the same statement about depression.
Who does this tall Asian American woman think he is telling me to drink water???
I CAN SURVIVE ON SWEET TEA AND MY OWN SALIVA JUST FINE THANK YOU VERY MUCH
THIS IS SO SOUTHERN AND I KNOW THIS BECAUSE I AM SOUTHERN
John Mulaney for president
"I take her hand...to Le Pain Quotidien!"
I genuinely had no idea how to spell the restaurant’s name, thank you:)
Reka Sztaray It’s pretty popular (or at least...around a lot lol like Starbucks) in Manhattan. I always get their avocado toast topped with chia seeds and an egg. Their bread is amazing 👍
“And we talk about life and love and Sherlock Gnomes until it’s time to go home.”
Thanks John!!! Love all the random life advice.
I’ll be sure to stay hydrated in college. Thanks John.
john: depression is a sign of inelegance. also john: happiness is a sign of inelegance
Intelligence, not inelegance lol😅
It went from, "Don't worry about what people think of you." to "If you eat crackers in bed..."
thanks, john
more accurate title is "over 3 mins of john mulaney giving yearbook quote ideas"
I graduated college in 2015 but I feel like I graduated into a wiser human being after watching this vid
Thanks John ♥️♥️ You’ve helped out in my life more times than I can count
This is a way better speech than any of the graduation speeches I heard during my high school and college graduations. Plus it wasn't 100 degrees outside wearing 'greenhouses', and people getting heatstroke. AND you don't have to go anywhere!
I'll take this advice to heart going forward. :D
Things will get better. They always do.
Then things will get worse. They always do.
Such wisdom
Ngl I cried at "happiness is a sign of intelligence"
Wow, 2020 class can say we got lots of love from everyone.
Waaaaayyyyyyyyy better than my college graduation in 2012
Same! Also in 2012, and I couldn't actually hear or understand a single speaker.
gonna start using this advice now: i really like john's embroidered flowery tie
Loving John Mulaney is a sign of intelligence.
_"In all forms of communication, I would like to tell you that people have no time for your cleverness. Get to the point." - John Mulaney_
Heyo i never imagined John Mulaney making me cry but here we are
I graduated in 2008, and this video IS way better. I don’t even remember who spoke at my ceremony, and I was sober.
why is john mulaney such a treasure :)
I'm sorry you missed a normal graduation and senior year, but I bet you will never forget this, while I remember almost nothing from my high school or college graduations. Of course I'm almost 55, and graduation was a looong time ago, but this is the most unique graduation situation I've ever seen. Claim it.
_I’m intelligent_
Same
👋🏼
I love you John Mulaney. Can't get enough of you.
Omg I love John Mulaney and saying all these funny true things with a straight face🤍😂😂
Thanks John... Anxiety Depression are signs of intelligence.
“Depression is a sign of intelligence.” THANK YOU, JOHN!!
Y’all this made me tear up, cuz idk how to even talk abt how I feel not getting a real graduation... like it’s something I just assumed would happen... but like, it didn’t??? And it just kinda sucks....
this makes it so much better tho, thank you mr. Mulaney
Im going to save this and watch it five times TOPS, when I graduate 🥺♥️💖
"Things will get better. They always do. And then things will get worse. They always do."
Oh no..he filmed this at a secondary location😯
This video was definitely better than my high school graduation ceremony.
Thanks John!
I still comeback here from time to time
Clearly John has never had to rent a Chevy Cruze
Ngl this is the inspiration I needed to continue 2020 instead of just giving up on it
This is probably better than any real graduation I would've gotten, congratulations Mulaney
You are amazing and now I’m going to stand on the grass in my lawn.
This is the only one of these I actually genuinely enjoyed
Every time I feel down and stupid I come here to watch John Mulany telling me that depression and anxiety are signs of intelligence, also I love his incredibly specific advices
what you would expect John Mulaney to say: I’m so proud of you guys!
John Mulaney: You’ll get crumbs at your feet.
Thank you John, I personally really needed this and only wish that I had seen this sooner. This was such a weird year to graduate in.
❤❤❤❤I just adore mulaney....so true re: the people below those at the top
This speech is worth more than $120,000.
I honestly love you! Thank you tall child😂
Love your tie!
Hated HS Graduation. Skipped College graduation even though skipping it cost more $ than attending. Money well-spent. This year, grads have a unique story.
Favorite speech ♥️
I love John! Cracked up from the crumb bit. Also the dehydration
This is filmed like a 2009 top 10 video, and I love it
Thanks John I really needed this graduation speech. Oh but you might be thinking didn't you graduate from college in 2015? (it was supposed to be 2014 but I took a year off to work but you knew this because we're best friends) Well I'll still need this speech every day of my life. So thank you tall child.
This video IS way better, John. I don't know if you're reading any of these, but had I had a graduation this year for my bachelor's, I was going to put a quote from and picture of you on my cap, but this is a pretty amazing stand-in for that!
This is the best thing that has ever happened to me
I have never been more proud to graduate in 2020
I love you, John.
I didn't graduate this year, and I needed to hear this so so badly