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  • Bo Burnham tells it (or sings it) like it is... they'd probably never settle for you.
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  • @irakanaya
    @irakanaya 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30818

    Now my standards are:
    A living human.

    • @koenhaan2045
      @koenhaan2045 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1813

      Lower them more, that wont do dude.

    • @irakanaya
      @irakanaya 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1522

      @@koenhaan2045 ok, it's gonna be a corpse now.

    • @finn8745
      @finn8745 4 ปีที่แล้ว +651

      Sorry man, still won't do

    • @stefanwalicord2512
      @stefanwalicord2512 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1612

      Ok so for legal reasons raise them a little bit

    • @irakanaya
      @irakanaya 4 ปีที่แล้ว +399

      @@stefanwalicord2512 Hahahahah sure do.

  • @realdad32
    @realdad32 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25281

    This is a joke but also the damn truth.

    • @BoolyK
      @BoolyK 4 ปีที่แล้ว +352

      realdad32 welcome to comedy

    • @realdad32
      @realdad32 4 ปีที่แล้ว +198

      @@BoolyK thank you! So far its pretty great!

    • @thecreator6959
      @thecreator6959 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      NOBODY LIKE THIS! ITS AT 69 LIKES SOOOOOO

    • @sleepingdragons57
      @sleepingdragons57 4 ปีที่แล้ว +132

      Bo makes songs that perfectly dance across the line of comedy and seriousness. Sometimes, though he just completely goes over the line. Like in his song Art is Dead, he talks about how horrible celebrities are these days and how he's become the very thing that he hates the most

    • @keeley5723
      @keeley5723 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Yes he’s extremely insightful especially for an 18 year old in some of his songs! This is why I love Bo so much

  • @JosephGab
    @JosephGab ปีที่แล้ว +2209

    "A girl that's not obsessed with her looks but insanely hot" hit me so bad

    • @jammyk.7905
      @jammyk.7905 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +91

      ikr its so on point, like, its part of "purity" culture kinda? i feel, its like people want girls to be just so attractive but she doesnt even realise! she has no idea! but shes so beautiful "youre insecure, dk what for" its kind of the same idea that fuels the stuff w the 'shy girl' or 'manic pixie girl' stuff we see in movies.

    • @redgoldcrown3990
      @redgoldcrown3990 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +36

      @@jammyk.7905 and a specific kind of insecure as well, the kind of insecure that becomes confidence but only with outside validation (specifically from her 'love interest'); aka not an actual issue, at least for the would-be lover. the kind of insecure that's deaf to all compliments, clingy, or unrelentingly private/reserved, the kind which requires effort to work through or around, is undesirable (both because people in general would prefer not to do work and because people tend to want to see their partners as perfect, without such flaws).

    • @jammyk.7905
      @jammyk.7905 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@redgoldcrown3990 for real, they want the girl who doesnt believe you no matter what nice things you say to them kind of thing, or only their love interests words r very meaningful to them. a lot of videos i see r like popular girl > shy girl (in THIS YEAR 2023) because an 'unnoticed' beauty who is no aware of how beautiful and attractive they are is better and that popular girls r mean. like the shy girl is not anti social for a reason or smth. lots of ppl want a 'shy girl' bc they feel special receiving her attention and being the one to realise her specialness etc

    • @truenoae8689
      @truenoae8689 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      ​@@jammyk.7905personally I find it even more attractive when theyre aware they're hot, but they don't make a big deal out of it, and would never use to to take advantage of people

    • @tonyvazquez7612
      @tonyvazquez7612 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      ​@@jammyk.7905 I blame all the '80s teen movies with the transformation montages, tbh.

  • @Random84530
    @Random84530 ปีที่แล้ว +8166

    Bo singing the truth while looking like a supermodel.

    • @elligible
      @elligible ปีที่แล้ว +38

      yup

    • @Cosalagy_Celestine
      @Cosalagy_Celestine ปีที่แล้ว +15

      True

    • @dakiblabla
      @dakiblabla ปีที่แล้ว +145

      Let's not exaggerate.

    • @thatguynamedwil4577
      @thatguynamedwil4577 ปีที่แล้ว +431

      @@dakiblabla you could say that they have to lower their expectations

    • @gunnerbcjd9790
      @gunnerbcjd9790 ปีที่แล้ว +159

      @@dakiblabla you have to lower your expectations

  • @qu3stining_
    @qu3stining_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42515

    *"Because prince charming would never settle for you"*
    Dude hit me with the reality stone

    • @skullxbreaker0660
      @skullxbreaker0660 3 ปีที่แล้ว +688

      You forgot about the time, space, mind, power, and soul stones

    • @floGR7
      @floGR7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +741

      Really snapped you back into reality huh..

    • @probablypositivity8918
      @probablypositivity8918 3 ปีที่แล้ว +314

      @@floGR7 Ope there goes gravity

    • @Ismael-kc3ry
      @Ismael-kc3ry 3 ปีที่แล้ว +190

      Snap back to reality
      *gunshot*

    • @MJspidey
      @MJspidey 3 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      @@probablypositivity8918 Ope, there goes Rabbit, he choked

  • @god_of_none
    @god_of_none 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33094

    "a real girl, a hot girl, a really hot girl, a brand new really hot real doll"
    this line is under-appreciated

    • @pretendihaveacoolusername3984
      @pretendihaveacoolusername3984 3 ปีที่แล้ว +177

      fr

    • @zipzzo
      @zipzzo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1001

      Audience totally whiffed on it too.

    • @fwmase
      @fwmase 3 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      So is this comment

    • @Noblesse_Sapphire
      @Noblesse_Sapphire 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1159

      @@gracefire9067 but unfortunately, last week she died

    • @jawnjacob7573
      @jawnjacob7573 3 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      Well there are way better lines in the song

  • @supercat4539
    @supercat4539 ปีที่แล้ว +1702

    Just remember guys, we all suck, but love can make us suck less.

    • @cattymouse4996
      @cattymouse4996 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Unless your man is into that 😉

    • @reddog24485
      @reddog24485 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      As a Married man I can confirm this. My wife does not suck!... No matter how much I beg

    • @ADHD-Creature-Official
      @ADHD-Creature-Official ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@reddog24485 AYO

    • @FirestoneX
      @FirestoneX ปีที่แล้ว

      @@reddog24485 same bro

    • @technos_orphan_obliterator
      @technos_orphan_obliterator ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Also remember, NO ONE dies a virgin. Cause life fucks everyone 🤗

  • @justandy333
    @justandy333 ปีที่แล้ว +1222

    He might only be 25 at the time but he's got a better grip on reality than most of us could ever dream of.

    • @user-wu8qc9bb3e
      @user-wu8qc9bb3e ปีที่แล้ว

      What your still delusional at 25?

    • @truenoae8689
      @truenoae8689 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      Also the way he joked he doesn't really know everything shows maturity and self awareness

  • @bubbathemusician
    @bubbathemusician 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47916

    "And if he's got a thing for feet, say 'Fuck it. Sweep me off them!'"
    That is a truly romantic line.

    • @adammasterx5854
      @adammasterx5854 3 ปีที่แล้ว +182

      Damn

    • @Illunica3000
      @Illunica3000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      1.9k likes but only 1 replies?

    • @hughirvine826
      @hughirvine826 3 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      @@Illunica3000 No, there’s 3 replies

    • @Illunica3000
      @Illunica3000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      @@hughirvine826 no, there's 4 replies

    • @Danger11007
      @Danger11007 3 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      @@Illunica3000 actually there are 5, get woke

  • @godsdrinkingbuddy9668
    @godsdrinkingbuddy9668 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14366

    "A good boy,a bad boy,a goodbad boy,a half good half bad half boy"
    ngl that's impressive.

    • @unculturedswine5583
      @unculturedswine5583 3 ปีที่แล้ว +466

      The question is
      which half?

    • @freethugger42069
      @freethugger42069 2 ปีที่แล้ว +133

      @@unculturedswine5583 damn you're right

    • @hartley9003
      @hartley9003 2 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      @@freethugger42069 should be the lower half so you can still fuck 'em

    • @freethugger42069
      @freethugger42069 2 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      @@hartley9003 bro I hope you know I'm pan so it doesn't matter

    • @hartley9003
      @hartley9003 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@freethugger42069 ayee it was a joke lol but good for you

  • @__8120
    @__8120 2 ปีที่แล้ว +293

    "He said, sarcastically setting up a second verse in comedy song..."
    Meta segue

  • @benyoung8450
    @benyoung8450 2 ปีที่แล้ว +543

    Is it just me or is the "And if he's got a thing for feet say fuck it, sweep me off them" line actually really cute?

    • @kerynl.sanchez9891
      @kerynl.sanchez9891 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I love it ❤

    • @salamander8736
      @salamander8736 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Yeah same lmao, cute as hell

    • @Brandi-xb5go
      @Brandi-xb5go 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      Got swept off my feet by someone with a thing for feet so..... Super cute to me 😂

    • @russellcastellanos8659
      @russellcastellanos8659 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Dang I’d be deFEETed by a line like that.

  • @pioyoyong
    @pioyoyong 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7549

    “Cause love can make us suck less”
    That’s debatable

    • @louiethomas8399
      @louiethomas8399 4 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      ...😳🤭

    • @ivanlagrana878
      @ivanlagrana878 3 ปีที่แล้ว +410

      He said "can" not "will"

    • @youknowwho257
      @youknowwho257 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Oh well, based on how some "women" are behaving these days i would say that this is a "certanly will"

    • @MikaHD
      @MikaHD 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Ayyyyyy I get it

    • @danielkokal8819
      @danielkokal8819 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      ever been married ?..... after the wedding they suck less..... and less, and less.

  • @kaen_tqk3918
    @kaen_tqk3918 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32182

    Animators who make anime parodies: "that's it, that's the one"

    • @paxnoodle4788
      @paxnoodle4788 3 ปีที่แล้ว +504

      The first time I saw this it was a Genshin one

    • @Jana-fc4gl
      @Jana-fc4gl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +316

      Me, coming from a bsd animatic:
      Sounds about right

    • @CosmicVibin
      @CosmicVibin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      Came from Mortal Kombat from tumblr surprisingly enough

    • @krullos9036
      @krullos9036 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      The Naruto one

    • @comradevnn
      @comradevnn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@krullos9036 found you lil bro

  • @Hollyberrystreats
    @Hollyberrystreats ปีที่แล้ว +414

    "She's real...but last week she died" plot twist: she was 94

    • @truenoae8689
      @truenoae8689 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Everyone has a type 👀

    • @VrToasty
      @VrToasty หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      THE QUEEN!?

    • @Rocio.Suarez
      @Rocio.Suarez 27 วันที่ผ่านมา

      She was 96 ​@@VrToasty

    • @VrToasty
      @VrToasty 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      @@Rocio.Suarez close enough

  • @danthelambboy
    @danthelambboy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2259

    I think it really is about "picking someone and loving them" and not about lowering expectations. it's about getting realistic with expectations and accepting that and making the most of it. It's not lowering standards to love someone flawed. Aren't we all after all?

    • @laestrella9727
      @laestrella9727 2 ปีที่แล้ว +143

      Semantics. Realistic expectations = lowering them.

    • @adamcooklin7556
      @adamcooklin7556 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      what about ryan renolds

    • @nerd4066
      @nerd4066 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Idgaf what you interpreted it to be the song is called lower your expectations

    • @RyderSpearmann
      @RyderSpearmann ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It's called an arranged marriage. They work better than wester marriages, BTW. And the couple is happier. It doesn't matter if anyone agrees with this. The important thing is to understand why it's true.

    • @danielbueno8474
      @danielbueno8474 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      @@RyderSpearmann wtf you talking about?

  • @lovelots8646
    @lovelots8646 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25255

    *"Because prince charming would never settle for you"*
    I never feel so attacked in my entire life.

    • @masoncray9815
      @masoncray9815 4 ปีที่แล้ว +491

      I mean, self deprecation and realism is very important for being a functioning adult

    • @masoncray9815
      @masoncray9815 4 ปีที่แล้ว +266

      Also Prince Charming married, shagged and moved on through all of princesses, he's a dick

    • @iblnxyi4818
      @iblnxyi4818 4 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      As a gay male 6’7 260 7% body fat I know he wouldn’t fall for me

    • @InterstinglyGeneric
      @InterstinglyGeneric 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Made it 100 lile

    • @user-si6bo2kb7u
      @user-si6bo2kb7u 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      But, the brutal true:/

  • @mysterious4446
    @mysterious4446 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5710

    A moment of silence for the perfect girl that she died . 😞

    • @dingle2987
      @dingle2987 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Ouch too close to home.

    • @amy9910
      @amy9910 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      F

    • @shofianhadi4946
      @shofianhadi4946 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      F

    • @Menonlol
      @Menonlol 2 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      A random necrophile " where is the problem :/ "

    • @alexnlemonias
      @alexnlemonias 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      f

  • @dogofgraam
    @dogofgraam ปีที่แล้ว +310

    I came across this at a pretty young age. Around 22-23. Now I'm 28, and I feel like this has had a huge influence in shaping my approach towards relationships.

    • @JG-rh3qp
      @JG-rh3qp 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Damn this has been out for that long? I had never heard it or heard of him until a couple of weeks ago. I was missing out!

    • @pezshark
      @pezshark 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@JG-rh3qpu were fr

    • @neutral_positron
      @neutral_positron 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      So, u have a girlfriend?

    • @dogofgraam
      @dogofgraam 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@neutral_positron married LOL. Good luck to you…it’s harder to find love now than it used to be forsure.

    • @neutral_positron
      @neutral_positron 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@dogofgraam damn, good for you! One of the stories that ended with, "they married and lived happily ever after"...
      Edit: Any advice for young men? :)

  • @Cman04092
    @Cman04092 ปีที่แล้ว +162

    I love how Bo subverts expections. You expect him to tell the guys their dream girl doesn't exisit, like he did with the girls, but instead we get "You might think this girl only exisit in your mind... shes real, but last week she died."

    • @NinjaBray
      @NinjaBray 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

      Subverting expectations is the entire point of comedy, that's what makes it funny.

  • @oneupnerd
    @oneupnerd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23151

    Nearly spit my drink out when he said Prince Charming wouldn’t settle for you

    • @iblnxyi4818
      @iblnxyi4818 4 ปีที่แล้ว +300

      As a gay guy I know Prince Charming would not fall for me

    • @craylik5589
      @craylik5589 3 ปีที่แล้ว +205

      @@iblnxyi4818 Depends on the prince doesn't it, maybe that's exactly why he didn't fall for her :P

    • @iblnxyi4818
      @iblnxyi4818 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Craylik true...true

    • @iblnxyi4818
      @iblnxyi4818 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Alexander Supertramp wait so you’re just gonna keep charming away from the rest of us? Selfish lol jk man have fun but be safe.

    • @VAKYRIE1435
      @VAKYRIE1435 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Prince Zuko 🥵🥺😫😩🙌🙌

  • @harshmanwani4651
    @harshmanwani4651 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36470

    "I'm just 25"
    "I'm turning 30. And now my stupid friends are having stupid children."
    - Bo's journey lol

    • @Lighty.05
      @Lighty.05 2 ปีที่แล้ว +128

      Woah keep going 😀

    • @MaksonCheese
      @MaksonCheese 2 ปีที่แล้ว +378

      and he turns 31 next month🥲

    • @wolfram0422
      @wolfram0422 2 ปีที่แล้ว +127

      I am just hoping that 35 y.o. note wouldn't be last in this journey.

    • @xrac00nx19
      @xrac00nx19 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@MaksonCheese no- no- no-

    • @JackLinton
      @JackLinton 2 ปีที่แล้ว +313

      Breaking News: Man gets 5 years older over the course of 5 years

  • @SomeInternetUser91
    @SomeInternetUser91 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +31

    the reaction to bo saying "you might think your dick is a gift I promise it's not" is the single reason I keep coming back and listening to this.

    • @EYESTRA1N
      @EYESTRA1N 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I was listen to this song on Spotify (I imported it years ago) and heard the cheering at that line and had to find this comment

  • @silverstarlightproductions1292
    @silverstarlightproductions1292 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12156

    Now if he ever sings this song again, he has to say: "I'm over 25."

    • @flargarbason1740
      @flargarbason1740 4 ปีที่แล้ว +154

      Lauren Brown yeah, he can’t really end it with that anymore : /

    • @lodzic2735
      @lodzic2735 4 ปีที่แล้ว +207

      Almost 35

    • @ljsooted
      @ljsooted 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @@lodzic2735 but he isn't

    • @tessgoughstalker8201
      @tessgoughstalker8201 4 ปีที่แล้ว +165

      I don’t think he sings anymore but after he turned 25 he sung “and I would know, I just turned 25”

    • @LudaChez
      @LudaChez 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      I imagine he would just change it to when I wrote this I just turned 25. He still isn't even 30

  • @mcbubbles904
    @mcbubbles904 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25712

    I love how when he sings, “You might think your dick is a gift, I promise it’s not!” a large amount of ladies cheered, like this line just hits home for them.

    • @therubydude2117
      @therubydude2117 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1335

      I laughed my ass off at that, It's just such perfect comedy

    • @katrinam6795
      @katrinam6795 3 ปีที่แล้ว +529

      It does hit home haha

    • @vivyddd
      @vivyddd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      LMAOO

    • @orion10x10
      @orion10x10 3 ปีที่แล้ว +384

      It's funny because they don't realize that their vagina isn't a gift either. that's the point of the song

    • @SoMusicjustmusic
      @SoMusicjustmusic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +756

      @@orion10x10 the thing is men send dick picks and women almost never send vagina pics :)

  • @Scimitars-in-sandstone
    @Scimitars-in-sandstone 2 ปีที่แล้ว +151

    " a good boy
    a bad boy
    a good bad boy
    a half good half bad half boy"
    It gets me every time. 😂

    • @helenetrstrup4817
      @helenetrstrup4817 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I know, I could barely drive straight when I heard it yesterday from laughing so hard. I was listening to the radio and had ended up listening in on a session with a standup comedian, promoting her show and telling funny stories. She'd picked a song, this song. I was quite literally laughing and giggling all the way home. It was great.

  • @just1moreepisode.735
    @just1moreepisode.735 ปีที่แล้ว +110

    This isn't a comedy song. This is a masterpiece.. like i freaking loved it. I would love for him to make music and I'd totally listen!

  • @TENthe10th
    @TENthe10th 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31115

    Bo: "But last week she died"
    Necrophiles: I fail to see the problem...

    • @starwarfan8342
      @starwarfan8342 4 ปีที่แล้ว +394

      *necrophiles

    • @TENthe10th
      @TENthe10th 4 ปีที่แล้ว +578

      @@starwarfan8342 thanks, english isn't my first language

    • @lanceseaman88
      @lanceseaman88 4 ปีที่แล้ว +157

      @@starwarfan8342 *Necrophiliac

    • @DimitriLanderloos
      @DimitriLanderloos 4 ปีที่แล้ว +332

      @@lanceseaman88 *Necrophiliacs - the initial comment is plural.

    • @anthonyminarik1962
      @anthonyminarik1962 4 ปีที่แล้ว +355

      This is a stream of correction

  • @hyungjunkim7503
    @hyungjunkim7503 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25302

    Girlfriend requirements:
    Gender: Girl (optional)

    • @DoctorLuny
      @DoctorLuny 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2949

      too high

    • @MandatoryFruit
      @MandatoryFruit 3 ปีที่แล้ว +936

      Damn.

    • @Mintywheels_222
      @Mintywheels_222 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2670

      Man why are you so picky

    • @splode_boi3956
      @splode_boi3956 3 ปีที่แล้ว +876

      Dam I was just hoping for a body

    • @elle093
      @elle093 3 ปีที่แล้ว +361

      This is really a mood.. xD

  • @user-hj1il9vh6y
    @user-hj1il9vh6y ปีที่แล้ว +165

    For as long as it has a pulse then I’m all for it

    • @leestevenson5597
      @leestevenson5597 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      My dogs single if you want it

    • @user-hj1il9vh6y
      @user-hj1il9vh6y ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@leestevenson5597 aight bet… send it my way and I’ll see what I’m working with

    • @yourenotfunnybot
      @yourenotfunnybot ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@user-hj1il9vh6y 😂😂😂

    • @senireye.5597
      @senireye.5597 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You care if it has a pulse!?

    • @user-hj1il9vh6y
      @user-hj1il9vh6y ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@senireye.5597 I suppose it has to move even slightly then it counts in my books

  • @matthewpinion7966
    @matthewpinion7966 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    There is something so calming about Bo.. maybe because you can feel his pain and it makes you feel like you’re not alone in your depression

  • @RealConnorBaker
    @RealConnorBaker 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5389

    Yeah, 'wooo' that sadness out....more where that came from.

    • @fugit1vegaming397
      @fugit1vegaming397 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ConnorBaker 1.5k likes and no replies

    • @RealConnorBaker
      @RealConnorBaker 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@fugit1vegaming397 Not gonna lie, didn't even know it had been liked haha

    • @samsspleen
      @samsspleen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      thanks for repeating the joke...?

    • @RealConnorBaker
      @RealConnorBaker 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@samsspleen you are so welcome 🙏

    • @nates1517
      @nates1517 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nice vlogs

  • @PrncLgn
    @PrncLgn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14351

    Why did this oddly make me feel less insecure-?

    • @MauriceGucci
      @MauriceGucci 3 ปีที่แล้ว +940

      If more people realize they need to lower their expectations this drastically increases everyones chances I guess lol

    • @ichigoeater
      @ichigoeater 3 ปีที่แล้ว +593

      Because this song is about nearly everyone, probably. Everyone else is just as awful as you, so you are average at worst. It's kind of a nice concept to people who can't stand themselves. At least, that's how I feel.

    • @anakedviking6737
      @anakedviking6737 3 ปีที่แล้ว +259

      @@ichigoeater I think it’s about how everyone wants the best for them. But don’t give a F about whether they’re the best for the other person. They want to be who they are, while they want the other person to be exactly according to their dreams, and to accommodate, adjust and compromise all the time. They want a perfect partner while being full of flaws themselves. Rather than all of this, just find someone whom you love and you’re compatible with, and they love you back and they’re compatible with you. Find happiness and comfort rather than complaints and insecurity in this world. That’s what I thought and in my opinion, these are the most thoughtful, true lyrics of any song I’ve ever heard

    • @lillostwastaken
      @lillostwastaken 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I just wanna play black ops and mc

    • @Anotherchild_lol
      @Anotherchild_lol 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Humor.

  • @vcndr9278
    @vcndr9278 2 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    Can you imagine how incredibly fucking hard it must be to seamlessly merge musical and comedic timing in front of a live audience while still giving them time to laugh and react to each punchline?

    • @Coheed2113allday
      @Coheed2113allday 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      If you watch h his early videos...3.14 apple pie or math facts you'll see he's a natural and a genius

  • @reidt182
    @reidt182 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    jokes and messages aside, this is such a good melody

  • @Gumballcom37
    @Gumballcom37 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6658

    “She’s real but last week she died” is one of my favourite lines in a song ever.

    • @Weirdo24StudioProductions
      @Weirdo24StudioProductions 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I have found another one of me

    • @justkiddingde6506
      @justkiddingde6506 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      What is he referring to with that line? Somebody pls explain 😅

    • @TyroneBiggums789
      @TyroneBiggums789 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@justkiddingde6506 yeah it went over my head

    • @saoirseoceallaigh3387
      @saoirseoceallaigh3387 ปีที่แล้ว +206

      ​@@justkiddingde6506 Well the super hot perfect girl he was building up did exist (unlike the incredible guy from the previous verse), but she's dead now so you're gonna have to lower your expectations a lot. He isn't talking about any real person here

    • @AAGEnzee
      @AAGEnzee ปีที่แล้ว +6

      same. Cracks me up.

  • @mysticwolf1358
    @mysticwolf1358 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13111

    “because prince charming would never settle for you”
    never before have I been so offended by something I 100% agree with

  • @katherinejongsma5431
    @katherinejongsma5431 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    It’s the little frown at 0:59 for me. 😂🤷🏼

  • @monalisa6379
    @monalisa6379 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5883

    In 2 years, this is gonna be the new "Gay or European" of fandoms

    • @kirabat
      @kirabat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +179

      this comment gave me whiplash

    • @atalina1830
      @atalina1830 3 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      already seen someone make an animatic of this for my fandom, i can die happy now

    • @odoimia
      @odoimia 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@atalina1830 tbhk?

    • @atalina1830
      @atalina1830 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      @@odoimia i had to google that acronym, but no. bungo stray dogs, actually!

    • @fairyblu6929
      @fairyblu6929 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I'm surprised it isn't already 😂😂

  • @peterpan-nr1to
    @peterpan-nr1to 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32839

    Daaamn, that was the funniest TED talk I've ever seen!

    • @danielraja9601
      @danielraja9601 4 ปีที่แล้ว +183

      Was this a TED performance?

    • @wondermittens1844
      @wondermittens1844 4 ปีที่แล้ว +259

      @@danielraja9601 r/woooosh
      added the "r/" (and removed an ‘h’ after half a year) to appease the reddit gods

    • @dexterityisbetterthanstren8961
      @dexterityisbetterthanstren8961 4 ปีที่แล้ว +159

      Wondermittens you have disrespected the meme community you have only said whoooosh however you have typed the correct amount of o’s so you are being spared

    • @theafr0842
      @theafr0842 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@wondermittens1844 fuck you.

    • @wondermittens1844
      @wondermittens1844 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      @@theafr0842 what's your problem man?

  • @SheBYaya
    @SheBYaya ปีที่แล้ว +17

    2:49 How did I end up teary at this in the end?!💔💔💔 I was all laughs in the beginning but when he got to the last part of how we deserve love even when we aren’t at our best and how it would make us suck less.. Aaaahhhh!! It got to meeeee!!!!😩😩😩😭😭😭😭😭

  • @reginageorgetownuni
    @reginageorgetownuni ปีที่แล้ว +14

    "If he has a thing for feet, fuck it, sweep me off of them" 😭💀💀

  • @mimikyulover3411
    @mimikyulover3411 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23562

    Jokes aside, I really appreciate the message of "we shouldn't search for a perfect person because we ourselves are flawed, and it's highly hypocritical and leading to delusions to to expect to receive something we ourselves can't offer" it's something that is not taught enough

    • @denistvarog4053
      @denistvarog4053 2 ปีที่แล้ว +178

      under appreciated comment

    • @xGodWontSaveUx
      @xGodWontSaveUx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +294

      how can one expect a 10/10 while they themseles are just a 6/10

    • @denistvarog4053
      @denistvarog4053 2 ปีที่แล้ว +328

      @@xGodWontSaveUx yeah, just make somebody feel appreciated and grow together to both become 10/10 ✌️

    • @mimikyulover3411
      @mimikyulover3411 2 ปีที่แล้ว +201

      @@xGodWontSaveUx I mean yeah but also I'm not really a fan of the "grading" system like, flaws are human, and I don't feel as though we should give a score to other humans based on how attractive they are

    • @mikedanielespeja6128
      @mikedanielespeja6128 2 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      @@mimikyulover3411 I think it's more of a metaphor than a solid grading thing since usually 6/10 is the passing grade so it's a metaphor that would translate to, "How can one expect a perfect person while they themselves are just overall passing barely as a decent human being." Not necessarily in the looks department especially.

  • @patricklickman9972
    @patricklickman9972 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5930

    I'm obsessed with the movement he does with his hands at 1:34

    • @psmayaps
      @psmayaps 4 ปีที่แล้ว +179

      SAME HERE. what does it MEAN??

    • @patricklickman9972
      @patricklickman9972 4 ปีที่แล้ว +367

      @@psmayaps I interpret it as a punctuation to the previous self-referential line about writing a song for a comedy show, as if to go "and...here it is!"

    • @TheSarakania
      @TheSarakania 4 ปีที่แล้ว +220

      Reminds me of chandler from friends 😂

    • @acycle2124
      @acycle2124 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      I didnt even think about it until you said it, now its haunting me

    • @angelnatt
      @angelnatt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@TheSarakania i KNEW that reminded me of something, thank you omfg

  • @prishashah7616
    @prishashah7616 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    The way he sings mind is so beautiful

  • @JohnBrown-rg7ug
    @JohnBrown-rg7ug 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    This is probably my favorite piece of his. Because it really makes me more confident about my chances of getting a partner. And made me understand that no women is perfect.

  • @GetSherlock22
    @GetSherlock22 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2727

    It's been years since I found out, and I am still UPSET that he's 6'5"

    • @AlexanderrRobinEvans
      @AlexanderrRobinEvans 4 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      SAME HOLY SHIT

    • @marinarasauce5701
      @marinarasauce5701 4 ปีที่แล้ว +421

      i saw something that said if he and john mulaney were in the same room, john mulaney would be shorter by 5 inches and that RUINED MY LIFE

    • @joxysurge9631
      @joxysurge9631 4 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      Is it because they give trophies to trees , is that it? Lol

    • @mariyagari5924
      @mariyagari5924 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      i'm sorry what

    • @mariyagari5924
      @mariyagari5924 4 ปีที่แล้ว +230

      he has the personality of someone at least a foot shorter

  • @zdenda66alorddandas86
    @zdenda66alorddandas86 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7585

    I actually found this ideal gril and now I'm worried that she's gonna die.

    • @WiththeBoisofficial
      @WiththeBoisofficial 4 ปีที่แล้ว +297

      Can it make a good, well done rump?

    • @bobhearinger
      @bobhearinger 4 ปีที่แล้ว +910

      I also am afraid of my grill dying

    • @liamjohnstone1062
      @liamjohnstone1062 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      She is.. you should be worried about when.

    • @Johnny-ke3qu
      @Johnny-ke3qu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +239

      Charcoal or gas?

    • @thatone6913
      @thatone6913 4 ปีที่แล้ว +149

      shoot #grilldontdieineedyou4mybarbeque

  • @abstract5249
    @abstract5249 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Bo Burnham is my dream husband. And I'm a straight guy.

  • @kathrynr.h.4537
    @kathrynr.h.4537 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    I’m going through a breakup with the person I thought I’d spend the rest of my life with… and this managed to not only make me smile but genuinely laugh today ❤

  • @joshhale9355
    @joshhale9355 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10828

    My favorite thing about Bo is he can make you laugh while also giving genuine, thoughtful messages. Nobody’s perfect, but we all deserve to be loved for everything we are.

  • @garfled
    @garfled 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3209

    "Because Prince Charming would never settle for you."
    We know, but hey.

    • @Bubbline13
      @Bubbline13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      We can dream

    • @monke980
      @monke980 3 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      that reminds me of the way john mulaney said it
      jj bittenbinder: "now you kids have no upper body strength"
      john: *we know but heyyy*

    • @rileylittleraven
      @rileylittleraven 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@monke980 yup - I internally read it in his voice lol

    • @MrDeano-eu9rg
      @MrDeano-eu9rg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No man worth his salt likes anime also.

    • @bungle69
      @bungle69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      double comedian reference

  • @jaybonn5973
    @jaybonn5973 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    In songs about satire and cynicism, it's always nice to spot the one genuine message Bo wants the audience to take away because while it's funny to mock people for being hypocrites and stupid, and to play into the persona, its the "we all deserve love, it's the very best part of being alive" that forces you to look at the joke with sincerity and realize the typical person wants the same things as we do.

  • @sharlee7196
    @sharlee7196 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Bo is honestly a comedic and just all round genius, he makes these songs and disguises them with comedy, but they all honestly have really great meanings to them. A lot of the songs on Inside are honestly some of the most hard hitting lyrics I've heard in a while, and I think it's great that he's able to do that while also not taking himself all that seriously

  • @WigglyWings
    @WigglyWings 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6083

    1:52 "and only ever uses you to tickle her throat with" Looks like the joke went over the audience Lmao

    • @mcaprisun
      @mcaprisun 3 ปีที่แล้ว +331

      lmao my thoughts exactly

    • @WigglyWings
      @WigglyWings 3 ปีที่แล้ว +136

      @@mcaprisun Another man of culture I see :P

    • @Mustafa-ql9te
      @Mustafa-ql9te 3 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      What’d ya know I just chuckled about that

    • @violetskies14
      @violetskies14 3 ปีที่แล้ว +249

      Oh I only just got that from your comment lol. In my defense I'm a lesbian.

    • @tree427
      @tree427 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      I've known this song since 2017 and only now have I gotten the joke

  • @bangtanx2027
    @bangtanx2027 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8850

    "We all deserve love. Its the very best part of being alive" I've heard that a billion times and always thought it was bullshit but I don't think bo would lie to me

    • @brennam954
      @brennam954 3 ปีที่แล้ว +490

      Everyone thinks it's bullshit until it happens. Finding someone who actually respects you, connects with you, wants the best for you, and cares about you (and you feel the same way about them), - it's hard to find, but it is special.

    • @williambuttlicker5654
      @williambuttlicker5654 3 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      if we don't have love, for anything, anyone, or anyone who loves us, life really won't be worth it

    • @tsvh383
      @tsvh383 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      bo would never lie to us

    • @gregoriomargaglia627
      @gregoriomargaglia627 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      There are two types of people

    • @wHenblAZESgeticy
      @wHenblAZESgeticy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      The joke there is that he said he just turned 25 which is him saying he probably doesn't know what he's talking about anyway but it sounds nice

  • @douglasskinner6348
    @douglasskinner6348 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    This is probably the most honest song about love ever written.

  • @markyochoa
    @markyochoa 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    2:36 eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek that echoed too.

  • @m.m9076
    @m.m9076 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63082

    As a bisexual I felt like I was attacked from every angle

    • @alexreid1173
      @alexreid1173 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2491

      Youngster Joey I’m bi and tbh I think I have pretty low standards lol

    • @maturechimp1219
      @maturechimp1219 4 ปีที่แล้ว +578

      Alex Reid same dude same

    • @marthedreamer7629
      @marthedreamer7629 4 ปีที่แล้ว +351

      bro, i feel ya

    • @marketablename6825
      @marketablename6825 4 ปีที่แล้ว +355

      That's ironic(get it)
      But I don't feel that way
      And I'm bi
      But hey wtf

    • @theawhitaker3994
      @theawhitaker3994 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Same here

  • @shyonae
    @shyonae 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7051

    Bo Burnham is a goddamn genius and will always be. You should watch his shows and look more into them, as they are more of a critique than anything else. This man moves my heart.

    • @Jamie-tx7pn
      @Jamie-tx7pn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Introspective

    • @hwhw5652
      @hwhw5652 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Thank you

    • @Gabe_Hunt
      @Gabe_Hunt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      I looks up to Bo so much. He’s so clever with his words. He makes it seem like a comedy act while giving actual insight on stuff

    • @tominee9458
      @tominee9458 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      He only has three

    • @emilyfrances3916
      @emilyfrances3916 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Imagine a tim Minchin bo burnham colab

  • @brnfn4
    @brnfn4 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    bo burnham is still by far my favorite performer... musically talented, clearly very smart.. has a lot of good messages.. .and some darker ones that are important to think about

  • @grant0013
    @grant0013 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    I know it’s a joke song, but it’s also genuinely some of the best advice I’ve ever gotten.

  • @aryajagannadham
    @aryajagannadham 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8481

    Bo is so brutally honest, I want to feel offended. But he's right.

    • @simazar
      @simazar 2 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      what are you offended by?

    • @exogendesign4582
      @exogendesign4582 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      he wants to but choose not, why are you asking mofo.

    • @Kumishiku999
      @Kumishiku999 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @@simazar only lord knows

    • @theweirdo61
      @theweirdo61 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@simazar Maybe he genuinely thought his dick was a gift?

    • @Artist_of_Imagination
      @Artist_of_Imagination ปีที่แล้ว +112

      @@simazar He wants to have the "feel" of being offended. The greatest need of the 21st century

  • @willkinney5051
    @willkinney5051 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3855

    I got the chance to meet him in person just over ten years ago when he performed at my college. Believe it or not, he's a really down to earth and kind person when he's off-stage. Seeing him live was amazing. I'll never forget it.

    • @KARMA-hy4lo
      @KARMA-hy4lo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @Will Kinney Who?

    • @KevSB07
      @KevSB07 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@KARMA-hy4lo him

    • @KARMA-hy4lo
      @KARMA-hy4lo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@KevSB07 Nah bitch. Who asked

    • @amber6473
      @amber6473 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@KARMA-hy4lo lmao

    • @thegreeninsurgent42
      @thegreeninsurgent42 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Was it Westminster in Fulton?

  • @chihuahuabently711
    @chihuahuabently711 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    I love this song, but actually, I found a guy who checks all those boxes and then some... I do recognise how rare that is though and am very fortunate to have found him.

    • @yashsamuel
      @yashsamuel 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Good for you

  • @mindsp3ak3r
    @mindsp3ak3r ปีที่แล้ว +6

    It all begins with loving yourself. Terribly cliché but so true.

  • @NaNAmbient
    @NaNAmbient 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2982

    "'Cause we all suck, but love can make us suck less" - damn that guy's brilliant

    • @edwardnygma.
      @edwardnygma. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      people have said that before him

    • @normalprofile5553
      @normalprofile5553 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@edwardnygma. Yeah but I don’t think we heard them, so the quote goes to him

    • @positivitypolice8214
      @positivitypolice8214 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@edwardnygma. can i report someone for 'stupid'

    • @spv420
      @spv420 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      depending on the context it might make you suck more

    • @ej-arsonator
      @ej-arsonator 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@positivitypolice8214 perhaps self injury, that amount of stupidity can't be good for the brain /j

  • @altoma3562
    @altoma3562 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7245

    I just fucking love how Bo in each song throws a very deep meaningfull message between the jokes, it really comforts me.

    • @nienel
      @nienel 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      coughs in "Breakup song"

    • @simazar
      @simazar 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      That's the key isn't it. Brilliant mind and a huge heart

    • @nicholasSantosOPrimeiro
      @nicholasSantosOPrimeiro ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Agree my favorite message is in a world on fire

    • @tabathastaples7884
      @tabathastaples7884 ปีที่แล้ว

      Shepherd's Chapel Network !!!!!!! Chapter by Chapter / Verse by Verse !!!!!!! Amen

    • @oogatz1917
      @oogatz1917 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@nicholasSantosOPrimeiro yes the message that during times of war the only music you get are the screams of the innocent.

  • @noloveforthehaters
    @noloveforthehaters ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Bo is truly a generational talent

  • @ChristopherCoxFilm
    @ChristopherCoxFilm ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Just turned 25 and the end of this song hits dif

  • @mattcroswell3120
    @mattcroswell3120 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4572

    “A good boy, a bad boy, a good bad boy. A half good half bad half boy!” Shit had me rolling 🤣

    • @hailey2328
      @hailey2328 2 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      That is a weird thing for shit to make you do

    • @mattcroswell3120
      @mattcroswell3120 2 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      @@hailey2328 😐

    • @hailey2328
      @hailey2328 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @ejkwnsnsb by what

    • @elpanderohabanero2915
      @elpanderohabanero2915 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@hailey2328 Why? I thought it was totally normal.

    • @martinbasten192
      @martinbasten192 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      It sounds funny and strange, but somehow still makes sense

  • @thomasscalia810
    @thomasscalia810 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2302

    The way he sings “love” is so clean

    • @elsewayy
      @elsewayy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      And “in your mind”

    • @Katya__.
      @Katya__. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I thought so too

  • @theguynextdoor4978
    @theguynextdoor4978 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +39

    He is brutally honest in his song. The problem is that a lot of people, especially women only associate "lower your expectations" with settling. It's very hard for both men and women to find someone who is perfect in every way. 80% of people are representing the average part of our population. A successful relationship is a lot of work, a lot of compromise and no one is a super human. The "what's in it for ME!" attitude is sabotaging a lot. It should be about what's in it for US. Give a little, get a little and not smother each other too much.

  • @kaziababilazamtalha
    @kaziababilazamtalha 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    One of the greatest lessons in life through satirical music.

  • @ian.indiano
    @ian.indiano 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2935

    [Intro]
    We all want love
    How many single ladies out there, looking for love tonight? (Wooo!)
    Yeah, woo that sadness out
    There's more where that came from
    Ladies, I know what you want-want-want
    [Verse 1]
    You want a guy that's sweet, a guy that's tough
    A feminist who likes to pay for stuff
    The kind of guy that gets along with your friends
    Without being attracted to any of them
    A good boy, a bad boy; a good bad boy;
    A half good, half bad, half boy
    Loves your brothers, sensitive but not weak and
    Is a great lover, calls your mother on the weekend
    [Pre-Chorus 1]
    Now you might think that this guy only exists in your mind
    Guess what: You're right!
    [Chorus]
    If you want love, lower your expectations a few
    Because Prince Charming would never settle for you~
    If you want love, just pick a guy and love him
    And if he's got a thing for feet, say: "Fuck it, sweep me off 'em"
    [Interlude]
    Now the good thing is that at least men have very realistic expectations for women... He said, sarcastically setting up a second verse in a comedy song
    [Verse 2]
    You want a girl that's nice, a girl that's not
    Obsessed with her looks, but is insanely hot
    The kind of girl that you can show to your folks
    Loves the movies that you like and always laughs at your jokes
    A real girl, a hot girl; a really hot girl;
    A brand new, really hot, real doll
    Wants to impress you, doesn't care if you notice
    And only ever uses you to tickle her throat with
    [Pre-Chorus 2]
    Now you might think that this girl only exists in your mind
    But she's real, but last week she died
    [Chorus]
    If you want love, lower your expectations a lot
    You might think your dick is a gift, I promise it's not
    If you want love, just pick a girl and love her
    Then whip out your dick and let the girl you love decline the offer
    [Bridge]
    I don't want a neat freak, I don't want a slob
    Somebody with bedhead and a dead-end job
    'Cause I won't settle for less than perfect
    We want perfect children, a perfect life
    A perfect husband or a perfect wife
    But deep down we know, we don't deserve it
    But-
    [Outro]
    We all deserve love, even on the days when we aren't our best
    'Cause we all suck, but love can make us suck less
    We all deserve love, it's the very best part of being alive
    And I would know I just turned 25

    • @sexypacopico630
      @sexypacopico630 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Thanks man

    • @meryton
      @meryton 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I cried idk why

    • @gracer8505
      @gracer8505 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      *copy this and paste it to your discord servers or you are ungrateful*

    • @minnightxx_8276
      @minnightxx_8276 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      But that caption-

    • @aurale9180
      @aurale9180 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      'But last week she died'
      *Some dickhead murdered her! 🙃

  • @awesomezed
    @awesomezed 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2681

    Love how basically every woman in the audience cheered at 2:11

    • @kidkakashi623
      @kidkakashi623 3 ปีที่แล้ว +183

      They love to body shame men lol

    • @kayvcx-ib2pe
      @kayvcx-ib2pe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +394

      @@kidkakashi623 just like yall love to bodyshame women?

    • @4nubisjdb562
      @4nubisjdb562 3 ปีที่แล้ว +314

      @@kayvcx-ib2pe exactly! We all body shame each other and, like the point of this song, we all suck. Would u like to not suck by yourself?

    • @OlrikMeister
      @OlrikMeister 3 ปีที่แล้ว +176

      @@kidkakashi623 Thats not body shaming.

    • @mm.3189
      @mm.3189 3 ปีที่แล้ว +277

      @@kidkakashi623 that has nothing to do with body shaming- 💀 it‘s a fact. most (not all) boys/men think that having a dick makes them better. like dude, why are you trusting a piece of meat that much..?
      aaand I‘m pretty sure you wouldn‘t say anything if the song was about a big fat ass or something like that..

  • @justyourdailymate2272
    @justyourdailymate2272 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    One of the things I like about Mr Bo’s songs is that some can be brutally honest at times but can make it funny. 😂😂

  • @anonymousnation5235
    @anonymousnation5235 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "Coz we all suck but love can make us suck a little less" ❤❤❤

  • @fruity_frog5601
    @fruity_frog5601 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1139

    “He said, sarcastically setting up a second verse in a ✨CoMeDy sHoOnG✨”
    IM DEAD 😂💀

    • @eyesofthecervino3366
      @eyesofthecervino3366 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      He really nailed that line X'D

    • @akkhilgarg2041
      @akkhilgarg2041 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Meaning please?

    • @kevinl8659
      @kevinl8659 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I just noticed the little hand thing he did to the piano before starting the verse. So funny

    • @mashroom2927
      @mashroom2927 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      He tried to save himself cuz they think he would only roast the ladies😂

  • @kaylapratley3
    @kaylapratley3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +784

    I still can’t believe Bo is like 6’5” lol

  • @Yeeticus31
    @Yeeticus31 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    “We all suck but love can make us suck less” that hit so close to home

  • @joeladams4258
    @joeladams4258 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    In essence, Reduce your expectations and increase your chances

  • @cryotheotter4411
    @cryotheotter4411 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2502

    The screams of agreement at "you might think your dick is a gift, I promise it's not" slay me every time

    • @flawlesswhoreless7691
      @flawlesswhoreless7691 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      And ur vagina ain’t one either

    • @bear.2492
      @bear.2492 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@flawlesswhoreless7691 we never say it is, unfortunately, we never actually feel superior for having a vagina. tell me, how many time did you see girls just venting/ranting about their period problems on social media?

    • @_xiper
      @_xiper ปีที่แล้ว +7

      What does it mean?

    • @dreingames9137
      @dreingames9137 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@_xiper ok im going to over analyze it cuz why not
      the line itself is referring to men who think their "dick is a gift" aka they think they are above average regarding their package
      the cheers are from women who think one of two things
      1) they often encounter men who think they are more well endowed than they actually are, and potentially share pictures without consent
      2) they want to rag on any man who doesnt have a giant dick
      personally i think the former is more likely, especially considering this was a late night performance (which seems to attract the worst of people, regardless of whether its a comedy performance or not) and many people were probably tipsy

    • @sapphire_9713
      @sapphire_9713 ปีที่แล้ว +143

      @@_xiper exactly what the line says

  • @meelia4593
    @meelia4593 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    3:00 "we all suck, but love can make us suck less"
    idk man, if I had a bf, I'd probably suck more 😏

    • @MissFazzington
      @MissFazzington ปีที่แล้ว

      Bruh i guess

    • @shadowshiftercomics
      @shadowshiftercomics ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This is why you're lonely

    • @meelia4593
      @meelia4593 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@shadowshiftercomics guys don't like blowjobs?

    • @meelia4593
      @meelia4593 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@shadowshiftercomics ohhhhhh, it's bcz of the pun isn't it, alright nvm

    • @shadowshiftercomics
      @shadowshiftercomics ปีที่แล้ว

      @@meelia4593 I know you deleted a comment

  • @EthanBeer6
    @EthanBeer6 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10867

    It’s so sad everyone now knows this from tik tok but I’m happy people now know Bo If they didn’t already

    • @nghnnn2991
      @nghnnn2991 4 ปีที่แล้ว +375

      Oh god is this on tiktok now

    • @nghnnn2991
      @nghnnn2991 4 ปีที่แล้ว +254

      @@HelenGPitts give me a P! Give me a Y! R! A! M! I! D! SCHEME! ✨pyramid scheme!!!!✨

    • @usercfx
      @usercfx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +159

      Jesus Christ this song hit TikTok? f in the chat

    • @xavilonia
      @xavilonia 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@HelenGPitts vai comer merda

    • @yourownmother9604
      @yourownmother9604 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@nghnnn2991 MLM! M! L! M! L! M! L! M!

  • @DasIsaac9795
    @DasIsaac9795 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Genuinely the best love advice someone could ever hear.

  • @arnoldoaguilar7449
    @arnoldoaguilar7449 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    in short, don't let your expectations stop you from finding love.

  • @nuclearsake3887
    @nuclearsake3887 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5228

    I love the ending.
    I like to think he is making fun of younger people in their teens and twenties who think they're all smart and big shotty even though they've only been alive less than a quarter of a century.
    It also implies that, despite making all these seemingly wise and superior observations about life, he still doesn't know what's going on any more than the rest of us. He was only 25 and he knew he still had a lot to learn and grow from.

    • @kaikai9122
      @kaikai9122 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Good point buuuut 420 likes

    • @charlielong9339
      @charlielong9339 2 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      To be fair age is no garuntee of experience, theres people who live their whole life with no troubles and others who have a lifetime of troubles in 20 years..

    • @aoi_hanazawa
      @aoi_hanazawa 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@charlielong9339 true

    • @DestructionOfRome
      @DestructionOfRome 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      “Only been alive less than a quarter of a century” What the fuck does that even mean?

    • @missasyan
      @missasyan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@DestructionOfRome I skipped through it but you're right I got a stroke reading that again

  • @teaparameter5721
    @teaparameter5721 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15637

    "You might think your [pp] is a gift, I promise it's not"
    Mostly female audience: **Demonic screeching**

    • @aspebb
      @aspebb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +444

      *Dick* *

    • @AutomaticDuck300
      @AutomaticDuck300 3 ปีที่แล้ว +850

      It's not though. A gift is something you're always happy to receive.

    • @teaparameter5721
      @teaparameter5721 3 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      @@AutomaticDuck300 oh uhm, I think I need some context to that

    • @AutomaticDuck300
      @AutomaticDuck300 3 ปีที่แล้ว +275

      @@teaparameter5721 I was trying to make a joke haha. No context needed.

    • @teaparameter5721
      @teaparameter5721 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@AutomaticDuck300 Oh I'm sorry

  • @ChaseTerrier
    @ChaseTerrier 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    My expectations now:
    A scarecrow

  • @Heelfan21
    @Heelfan21 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    I know that it’s a comedy song but I really needed to hear this right now.

  • @tjaye98
    @tjaye98 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1273

    "I just turned 25"
    "I'm turning 30".

    • @jauxro
      @jauxro 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      The Passage of Time Strikes Again 😔

    • @eddiee9147
      @eddiee9147 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      He’s 31 now

    • @eddiee9147
      @eddiee9147 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Damn

    • @ifyouknowyouknow6964
      @ifyouknowyouknow6964 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lmfaoooooo that’s legit how it feels lmfaoooo omg

    • @cocoabean127
      @cocoabean127 ปีที่แล้ว

      damn, peopleage.

  • @TheTrueRandomGamer
    @TheTrueRandomGamer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +722

    I genuinely think the final message is great. We're all deeply flawed people, but love is a force that can change us for the better. It really is the best part of life.

    • @tak-pa3134
      @tak-pa3134 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      ...and he would know. He just turned 25.

    • @user-dk4re2hu1s
      @user-dk4re2hu1s 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@tak-pa3134 What does him being 25 have to do with him giving a message? You don’t have to be on your deathbed to do that.

    • @sophieprice9199
      @sophieprice9199 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@user-dk4re2hu1s its a quote from the end of the song :)

    • @4nubisjdb562
      @4nubisjdb562 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@user-dk4re2hu1s r/wooooosh (He said ironically in the comment section, stealing a joke from the vid 😉)

  • @jimmyiscool123
    @jimmyiscool123 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    3:08 that line just sounds so smooth

  • @mistersynystyr
    @mistersynystyr ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Bo Burnham is a self aware perfectionist. Its a lot like being a Mandelbrot fractal of knowing you arent perfect and trying to accept that but at the same time being unaccepting of less than perfect.

  • @deltawave4669
    @deltawave4669 3 ปีที่แล้ว +632

    Imagine a girl wooing at the beginning and her boyfriend turn and stares at her

    • @katrinam6795
      @katrinam6795 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      A great moment to breach a topic she hasn't dared breach yet lol

    • @narutospersona426
      @narutospersona426 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The beginning part was roasting the girls first 😂 shouldnt her boyfriend be wooing

    • @williaml840
      @williaml840 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@narutospersona426 He meant when Bo asked how many single girls were in the audience.

    • @narutospersona426
      @narutospersona426 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@williaml840 ohhhhh 😂

  • @notaname9990
    @notaname9990 3 ปีที่แล้ว +722

    "But last week she died"
    Necrophiliacs: I see this as an absolute win!

    • @Yakamoney7
      @Yakamoney7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Pretty sure you come from 9gag

    • @notaname9990
      @notaname9990 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Yakamoney7 nope, never heard of it lol

    • @francisbacon4363
      @francisbacon4363 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Yakamoney7 is that a music band or a solo singer

    • @puppywyrm
      @puppywyrm 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@francisbacon4363 its like ifunny but somehow worse

    • @nepotisphallus8839
      @nepotisphallus8839 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      can somebody please explain that line in the song to me pretty please?

  • @nakatominocalamari2969
    @nakatominocalamari2969 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    You know you hit rock bottom when you find yourself sobbing to a song by Bo Burnham.

    • @poofballoon
      @poofballoon 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      I hope you feel better

  • @NB-qg8vm
    @NB-qg8vm 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    “She’s real but last week she died” had me😂😂😂😂

  • @connorsim9624
    @connorsim9624 3 ปีที่แล้ว +640

    Played this for my friend she said “he’s out there” let’s wish her luck