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  • Joey “CoCo” Diaz is a Cuban-American stand up comedian and actor. Joey also hosts his own podcast called “The Church of What’s Happening Now”. / @joeydiaz

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  • @angelsanchez1545
    @angelsanchez1545 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3396

    Joey Diaz voice should be used as a GPS voice lmao that would be dope AF ..."Make a Left, you Fucken Cocksucka"😂😂

    • @gluehuffer6955
      @gluehuffer6955 5 ปีที่แล้ว +321

      "I remember i made a left turn in 82, let me tell you."

    • @tanmaypanadi1414
      @tanmaypanadi1414 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I would love to see that in a Google maps

    • @swimbaitohio
      @swimbaitohio 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      😂😅🤣☠️💀💀

    • @roodguy144
      @roodguy144 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@gluehuffer6955 i read this in joeys voice automatically. lol

    • @Mattman524
      @Mattman524 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      I would pay 100 bucks a month for that totally worth it

  • @ziploc86
    @ziploc86 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3186

    In a different reality Joey Diaz is a top notch defense attorney

    • @roddydykes7053
      @roddydykes7053 5 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      ziploc86 I’d like to see him defend someone lol

    • @burgerkinglarge298
      @burgerkinglarge298 5 ปีที่แล้ว +423

      “Objection Cocksucka!”

    • @knifeteeth
      @knifeteeth 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      He's a fuckin' idiot.

    • @Skolotoi
      @Skolotoi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I can see that, lol

    • @texastechkills
      @texastechkills 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Best thing I have read in a while lol

  • @bLacKliSt3D911
    @bLacKliSt3D911 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1658

    Joey’s open-mouth “high stare” is one of the greatest gifts of the universe

    • @MrSkinnyWhale
      @MrSkinnyWhale 5 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      0:39 I mean what even is his face

    • @earl-larsen
      @earl-larsen 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@MrSkinnyWhale hilarious

    • @Molten74
      @Molten74 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Really,he’s fucking boring and drooling from too much Amphetamines

    • @stepheng887
      @stepheng887 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      The universe is in his mouth.

    • @Molten74
      @Molten74 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Kevin Yeager true I do not know amphetamines,and I am drunk but I think calling me retarded lets me know your mindset

  • @BigKashGrab
    @BigKashGrab 4 ปีที่แล้ว +651

    Crazy how lucky young Jamie is he just gets to sit back and listen to all these amazing stories from all these amazing people what a life

    • @tlp-uz1il
      @tlp-uz1il 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      You forgot one detail... Live. He gets to see the shit live and in person, lucky bastard 🤣

    • @aarondang2944
      @aarondang2944 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      bc

    • @maxpower001
      @maxpower001 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Right.. being joes side kick is probably a pretty sweet gig. Hang out, burn one, make sure everythi g runs smooth

    • @imvybz1451
      @imvybz1451 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      i know jamie makes a stack too

    • @greed6is6good
      @greed6is6good ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I bet you hes on his phone half the time lol

  • @jonahcutler8859
    @jonahcutler8859 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2218

    "I can't give you accurate numbers because I don't know what numbers are."
    Joey Diaz, 2018

    • @maximiliancooper7138
      @maximiliancooper7138 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Just finished 1984.

    • @louiscotteta566
      @louiscotteta566 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Maximilian Cooper creepy ass book, almost like it was a blueprint...

    • @Profile.4
      @Profile.4 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@louiscotteta566 read brave new world and the story of the man who wrote it aldous huxley

    • @louiscotteta566
      @louiscotteta566 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Seven thanks for the suggestion, ill take a look.

    • @Mr_3raqi
      @Mr_3raqi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      a prime example is 1:18:25

  • @NightHawkGamingHQ
    @NightHawkGamingHQ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +716

    Dude i fucking love Joey, no matter how many times he appears on joes podcast there are always new stories to which i laugh hysterically. Keep it up joey, you're a great man!

    • @trevorcrutchfield4742
      @trevorcrutchfield4742 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      NightHawkGamingHQ historically ?

    • @billscannell93
      @billscannell93 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think you mean hysterically...

    • @8vedder3
      @8vedder3 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      no shit eh. hes like the exact opposite of Brandon Novak

    • @nolackin4012
      @nolackin4012 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Except these aren't new

    • @NightHawkGamingHQ
      @NightHawkGamingHQ 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@nolackin4012 well they are new to me.

  • @darksydesamy
    @darksydesamy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +376

    Uncle Joey is the all time best JRE guest. This man has lived a life and a half. Truly an honor and pleasure listening to his stories.

    • @agentmanitoba0188
      @agentmanitoba0188 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Darksydesamy something I learned today, Joey was in one of the Toby Maguire Spider-Man movies

    • @nononono12345
      @nononono12345 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Darksydesamy 100%

    • @jacobpeterson5402
      @jacobpeterson5402 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Get this man the JRE guest strap!!!

    • @Roberob1189
      @Roberob1189 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I agree. But I especially love listening to them on Christmas Eve. I believe he’s been on a few times on Christmas Eve. Something about it being on this day is awesome to me.

    • @JamesDeWeaver
      @JamesDeWeaver 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Those living in Boulder '85 stories,................. just #tremendous

  • @jayjohnson3920
    @jayjohnson3920 4 ปีที่แล้ว +229

    i fell asleep in the sun with my headphones in. Laying in the grass listening to Joey Diaz tell stories. It was one of the best days of my life

    • @Alb-fx9hq
      @Alb-fx9hq 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Please tell me you were high

    • @stanielsoncoochiesmellehsm6114
      @stanielsoncoochiesmellehsm6114 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      No joint damnnnn

    • @andrewr4666
      @andrewr4666 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@stanielsoncoochiesmellehsm6114 that’s how he fell asleep

    • @MaddoxMelton
      @MaddoxMelton ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Dude I turned this on and fell a sleep and had a dream that I was in the room and doing the podcast with them and it felt so real

    • @blazyfps2563
      @blazyfps2563 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@MaddoxMelton thats crazy lmaoo

  • @matthewwillis2389
    @matthewwillis2389 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2237

    I was listening to this on my Bluetooth in my truck. Joeys heavy breathing almost blew my speakers😂

    • @justinklotz9274
      @justinklotz9274 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      🤣🤣

    • @LHUNLMTD
      @LHUNLMTD 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Mine too lol. I had to turn the bass all the way down

    • @5jerry1
      @5jerry1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      ~ When I look at him and listen to him I wonder how he is still alive.

    • @weworks7811
      @weworks7811 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😆🤣🤣

    • @jonathanvazquez2831
      @jonathanvazquez2831 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Matthew Willis jajajaja im dead😂😂💀

  • @robertomichel4878
    @robertomichel4878 5 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    This podcast between Joe and Uncle Joey is the best present I received this Christmas.

  • @ArtieStrongManMusic
    @ArtieStrongManMusic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3042

    Joey Diaz needs to voice act in GTA6

    • @Christiang380
      @Christiang380 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      ArtieStrongManMusic faxxx

    • @TanoookiMario377
      @TanoookiMario377 5 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      alex jones too

    • @tanmaypanadi1414
      @tanmaypanadi1414 5 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      I didn't feel much gangster vibes from gta5 I am more scared if the next GTA is based off Joey's life with lines of coka and sex with construction rackets to get by

    • @ugliestboyalive
      @ugliestboyalive 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      He was in mafia 3

    • @yobeatthat85
      @yobeatthat85 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He can’t because it’s based in Chicago

  • @tomyabo85
    @tomyabo85 4 ปีที่แล้ว +313

    Joey "That's why I never liked Miracle Whip" Diaz

    • @austindarling9595
      @austindarling9595 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      OMG that whole part 🤣😂💀

    • @AdamThoba...
      @AdamThoba... 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Joey "in 1985 I was in Boulder" "I was 22" Diaz

    • @AdamThoba...
      @AdamThoba... 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Joe "

    • @DamonBeelerTV
      @DamonBeelerTV 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      💀💀💀💀💀

    • @billyhawk1
      @billyhawk1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "dick sandwich"

  • @darkyolks
    @darkyolks 5 ปีที่แล้ว +293

    Damn it Rogan I have stuff to do today but now I'm going to spend 3 hours listening to Uncle Joey.

    • @5314memo
      @5314memo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Multi task nigga

    • @jacobpeterson5402
      @jacobpeterson5402 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Podcast pimp

    • @jacobpeterson5402
      @jacobpeterson5402 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You can break that shit up. Hit a 2 hour work out and the drive back and forth

    • @UbecTennis
      @UbecTennis 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Play it in the background bro

    • @quazla90
      @quazla90 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Can't you listen to this while you get your shit done? Just another excuse for procastinators. Nowadays you can listen to books while you're driving so you either using this as a excuse to procastinate or you cannot pay attention to two things? Fuck this kind of attitude, i'm telling ya it will be better for yourself talking from experience. What do you have to do while you're listening to this? Sit around, vegetate or do nothing? C'mon man you're better than this!

  • @lydellb
    @lydellb 5 ปีที่แล้ว +699

    Bill Burr and Joey Diaz back to back? Damn, I guess it is Christmas lol.

    • @sillynelson1
      @sillynelson1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Bill needs to get on the Church

    • @keepcalmandgoogledancingis7365
      @keepcalmandgoogledancingis7365 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Just like the good ol days, now bring back dave smith!

    • @JoelMiller626
      @JoelMiller626 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@keepcalmandgoogledancingis7365 great point! Dave Smith is awesome

    • @IGetAround29
      @IGetAround29 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Pres. Comacho or Ryan Sickler

    • @mattbob1995
      @mattbob1995 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      come to my channel if you like Kubrick

  • @Mr_Doodleydoo
    @Mr_Doodleydoo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1997

    I'd love to listen to an audio book narrated by Joey

    • @Frogswilly
      @Frogswilly 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      im hard already thinking about it

    • @brodyfulford6096
      @brodyfulford6096 5 ปีที่แล้ว +138

      Lol imagine a children’s book with an occasional f bomb

    • @DontarrestmePLZ
      @DontarrestmePLZ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      He might die halfway through.

    • @bobby9847
      @bobby9847 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Or "I don't give a frenchmans fuck about green eggs and ham Jack"

    • @sjaxs30
      @sjaxs30 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mr Doodleydoo genius idea lol

  • @kamora9815
    @kamora9815 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Who’s here a year on watching this belter of a podcast on Christmas Eve ?🙌

    • @banj0840
      @banj0840 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Me

    • @kevinholman2474
      @kevinholman2474 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Tremendous

    • @MetalAdam666
      @MetalAdam666 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Niko mind ya business, ya half a mo mo.

    • @floyd7146
      @floyd7146 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Listening on Jan 8th 2020 love it!

    • @malamalavamama9637
      @malamalavamama9637 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Corona binge watching straight through the pod casts. I am asking myself why did I quit smoking weed?

  • @jacobegizo6035
    @jacobegizo6035 5 ปีที่แล้ว +618

    Joey could cut through DIAMONDS with his voice.

    • @DMTInfinity
      @DMTInfinity 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *#lolz*

    • @srgdawgface1518
      @srgdawgface1518 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@DMTInfinity I feel like i'm watching the Irishman when he talks

    • @farrismomin3721
      @farrismomin3721 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      More like grind them down

    • @Glaamdring
      @Glaamdring 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I like the guy but he sounds like a worn out, fucking deep-fried whoopie cushion. The only thing Joey Diaz is cutting is the mf cheese 🧀.

    • @robertsmithing4716
      @robertsmithing4716 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@alexfithero well you thought wrong.

  • @ahmedally125
    @ahmedally125 5 ปีที่แล้ว +416

    I love how joey always has a story for everything

    • @themadpelican3391
      @themadpelican3391 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Happens when youre from Jersey, New York, or Boston.

    • @younoob6693
      @younoob6693 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      He could read Justin Bieber lyrics and you'll still wanna listen lol

    • @ctld8181
      @ctld8181 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      What happens when you lived a full long life. Could listen to coco everyday dudes endlessly funny

    • @JackThelRipper
      @JackThelRipper 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Exactly, love listening to his stories, people like him are walking history book of shit people really wanna know!

    • @MatPritchard220
      @MatPritchard220 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@themadpelican3391 or Philly brotha. We always have something to say..

  • @AcidGlow
    @AcidGlow 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1763

    *Joey Diaz should play a Mob Boss in a movie* ✅🙂

    • @esahutske
      @esahutske 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I thought he was one in
      “real life* ..?!

    • @bizzmoneyb
      @bizzmoneyb 5 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      never been the boss, but he’s a mobster in a lot of movies. he was born to play a mobster in movies.

    • @antileafshinobi2828
      @antileafshinobi2828 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Not a boss lol maybe a muscle or something. He's done voice acting for Mafia the video game

    • @kingdru2613
      @kingdru2613 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      He played a Mob Boss in a disney channel episode austin and ally or some bullshit like that

    • @eternalfps3124
      @eternalfps3124 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Joey Diaz has been a bunch of mob roles, never a boss but always like the muscle or a guy with tips shit like that...he has also been in a mobster video game

  • @isaacsoto6086
    @isaacsoto6086 4 ปีที่แล้ว +518

    Joey and joe are only 4 years apart. Don’t do drugs and get your exercise
    Okay don’t don’t do HARD drugs

    • @eviltwingui
      @eviltwingui 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Isaac Soto joe also does testosterone dosing too so that plays a major part

    • @traegs8361
      @traegs8361 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Isaac Soto Joe does a lot of drugs lol. Including steroids. Joey is a blue belt in BJJ.

    • @ohsweatbret
      @ohsweatbret 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Shaun P buffet jiu jitsu?

    • @alexfithero
      @alexfithero 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@ohsweatbret no in handjobs

    • @ohsweatbret
      @ohsweatbret 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      alexfithero please tell me you didn’t miss the fat joke :(

  • @mocitytexas9223
    @mocitytexas9223 5 ปีที่แล้ว +368

    Only Joey Diaz can make a 3 hour podcast feel like it’s too short, feels like one hour

    • @ConcordDown
      @ConcordDown 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Mocity Texas and Hancock

    • @markhc4581
      @markhc4581 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Too true amigo.

    • @thomasc.5219
      @thomasc.5219 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I hate him. I find him annoying and hate the out of breath way he gets just by talking. He is a guy that no matter what kind of story you have, he has the same kind of story only better.

    • @tlp-uz1il
      @tlp-uz1il 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@thomasc.5219 then why are you here?

    • @vikalawa5301
      @vikalawa5301 ปีที่แล้ว

      I know its three year but i want to know from uou guys how do you make a girl your friend i am seriously 26 year old and still cant even talk to girl qithout hesitation and here is the joey who get laid at 12 year old what a world we living in

  • @abdulclutch4509
    @abdulclutch4509 5 ปีที่แล้ว +794

    First Bill burr then Uncle Joey.... Merry Christmas 🎄

    • @TheJamesLykins
      @TheJamesLykins 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Imagine them talking 1 on 1

    • @imthetube44
      @imthetube44 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@TheJamesLykins It's close to happening. Bill needs to the visit Joey's Church.

    • @raaie7890
      @raaie7890 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      COCKSUCKAS

    • @dutchdudegrow8229
      @dutchdudegrow8229 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      best present ever.

    • @Vorres
      @Vorres 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      ho ho ho!

  • @Fraser_954
    @Fraser_954 5 ปีที่แล้ว +136

    Joe Rogan and Joey Diaz? Instant like.

  • @anibermoras454
    @anibermoras454 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    “That’s why I don’t like miracle whip now” had me dying. Joey Diaz man

  • @MrStardat
    @MrStardat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +586

    Marijuana is addicted to Joey Diaz.

  • @jordanholliday596
    @jordanholliday596 5 ปีที่แล้ว +816

    Young Jamie is basically just Alexa

    • @joshsullivan1314
      @joshsullivan1314 5 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      Bet Alexa didn't get an A in physics though ;)

    • @lordhinton3394
      @lordhinton3394 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@joshsullivan1314 this is only hilarious to true Roganites! Merry Christmas

    • @lordhinton3394
      @lordhinton3394 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Hilarious bro Merry Christmas!

    • @loreaver3882
      @loreaver3882 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Jordan holliday “young Jamie pull up despacito”

    • @70mjc
      @70mjc 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jordan holliday Jamie has been around longer....

  • @michael2026
    @michael2026 5 ปีที่แล้ว +392

    I want someone to make all the Joey podcasts into one super long podcast

    • @DMTInfinity
      @DMTInfinity 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      *Fuck yes!*

    • @bo-z1790
      @bo-z1790 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Dew itttt

    • @melielariviere2270
      @melielariviere2270 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Working on it

    • @bo-z1790
      @bo-z1790 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@melielariviere2270 plz lmk when u finish it or summ

    • @Hassanryt
      @Hassanryt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      melie lariviere you finish it yet?

  • @soundsofnature7015
    @soundsofnature7015 4 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    "I don't know where I got the speakers. I bought them, they fell off the back of a truck idk."

  • @CompilationHub
    @CompilationHub 5 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    Dear Friends....
    I wish you to have an amazing 2019, i promise it will be better than 2018 if you enter the year with a positive mind and a happy heart. Help others and good will come to you also, much love my friends ❤

  • @MrDannyLaRusso
    @MrDannyLaRusso 5 ปีที่แล้ว +307

    Every Joey Diaz interview he talks about a sandwich

    • @Crackhouts
      @Crackhouts 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Every Joey Diaz interview, he talks LIKE a sandwich.

    • @scubawithatuba
      @scubawithatuba 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Celebs on sandwiches on instagram. Thank me later...

    • @markmedeiros1592
      @markmedeiros1592 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hahaha

  • @PadChennington
    @PadChennington 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1494

    Uncle Joey would be the best uncle to dress up as Santa...Merry Christmas to the OG

    • @matthewsteel5207
      @matthewsteel5207 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Dude look at the fuckin smoke in the room

    • @magicsockman3259
      @magicsockman3259 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Merry Christmas MotherFuckers

    • @Midnight_Murph
      @Midnight_Murph 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Uncle Joey reppin the 412

    • @dusty616l
      @dusty616l 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      pussy doing santa was the shit

    • @MerriweatherMcWiggan
      @MerriweatherMcWiggan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      That's a strange way of saying that you want to sit on another man's lap.....

  • @Jchamp443
    @Jchamp443 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    It upsets me that Spotify took down a bunch of episodes with Joey Diaz..those people need to know how much that guy has helped people like me change my life for the better..he is an inspiration!!!!

  • @lordhinton3394
    @lordhinton3394 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3267

    Joey's breathing scares me. I'm really concerned. I need uncle Joey healthy 2019!

    • @joshoreilly4880
      @joshoreilly4880 5 ปีที่แล้ว +155

      I guess that's the backlash of the wild - ass life he's led! Still a legend bad breathing or not!

    • @deeamen7470
      @deeamen7470 5 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      I bet it's only the smoking

    • @joshoreilly4880
      @joshoreilly4880 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@deeamen7470 guessing that didn't help

    • @grapesoftime
      @grapesoftime 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      0:38 my reaction

    • @psyifinotic
      @psyifinotic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      kak 12 dying young is not 50+ mitch hedberg died young kurt cobain died young

  • @jonnnyboombastik
    @jonnnyboombastik 5 ปีที่แล้ว +110

    Joey "do I look like Johnny scientist to you?" Diaz
    What a freggin legend.

  • @ayox
    @ayox 5 ปีที่แล้ว +263

    30 seconds in and we’re talking about the feds i love u uncle joey

  • @luckyasmr1374
    @luckyasmr1374 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Uncle Joey is the greatest storyteller in human history.

  • @vetacoth
    @vetacoth 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Thanks for uploading this today. You guys really feel like family when someone needs it.

    • @the5stacys
      @the5stacys 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Hey, you've always got family here! Have a peaceful holiday.

    • @WynnnC
      @WynnnC 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Happy holidays!

    • @marsupial22
      @marsupial22 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Happy Holidays buddy! Spent 5hrs alone on Christmas doing some woodwork while listening to these two savages. Beautiful day.

  • @pelotero11
    @pelotero11 5 ปีที่แล้ว +110

    MERRY CHRISTMAS. If you're reading this, I hope you have an awesome 2019. Stay positive, stay on your grind. Cheers!

  • @eatshoe
    @eatshoe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +626

    "Pissed her off for years this went on for about a year"

    • @michael6960
      @michael6960 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      haha

    • @Allplussomeminus
      @Allplussomeminus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I thought that was grammatical error but second guessed he meant the aftershock of the whole ordeal; the years after Joey stopped messing with the girl.

    • @hulksmash50150
      @hulksmash50150 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

    • @tonysoprano2713
      @tonysoprano2713 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Hahaha

    • @leoz8306
      @leoz8306 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @ohsweatbret
    @ohsweatbret 4 ปีที่แล้ว +443

    I feel like Joey Diaz is just going to turn into a giant talking weed plant one day

    • @IvanTaylorIT
      @IvanTaylorIT 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @howdoyoudoit3499
      @howdoyoudoit3499 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      That's legend level shit

    • @ohsweatbret
      @ohsweatbret 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Lol did you report my comment and get it removed? Yea and? People should live how they want to live. They aren’t hurting anyone. Live and let live dude, jesus. I don’t think trans women should be in fighting sports against genetic women because it’s an unfair advantage, however a trans classes of fighters MTF and FTM would be no problem. I support people being happy and living their life to the fullest. Did I touch a nerve honey?

    • @mcimdm.m.m7074
      @mcimdm.m.m7074 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Andy Bailey 😂😂😂🤣🤣

    • @chancesanders8926
      @chancesanders8926 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      A Person Scary Movie 2?

  • @woolf9035
    @woolf9035 5 ปีที่แล้ว +401

    Lemme tell you something Joseph Rogan

    • @kinglouie1131
      @kinglouie1131 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      If you hadn't fixed Joe to Joseph I bet you would have gotten like a million likes dog

    • @woolf9035
      @woolf9035 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@kinglouie1131 I'm dyslexic dawg

    • @kinglouie1131
      @kinglouie1131 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@woolf9035 I don't even no that word bro im a immigrant mentality victim

    • @Greeneggsz
      @Greeneggsz 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lmao

  • @kluneberg8952
    @kluneberg8952 5 ปีที่แล้ว +899

    Joey Diaz: *telling a story*
    Joe Rogan: hmm
    Joey Diaz: *telling a story*
    Joe Rogan: pfft
    Joey Diaz: *telling a story*
    Joe Rogan: wow
    Joey Diaz: *telling a story*
    Joe Rogan: hahahaha
    Joey Diaz: *telling a stor-*
    Joe Rogan: DMT is literally in everything

    • @TheDomzilla13
      @TheDomzilla13 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      hahaha

    • @esahutske
      @esahutske 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      *THAT* was *classic* !
      🤣

    • @commi9
      @commi9 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      "Jamie pull up that video of the alaskan buffalo dog sucking off that Nigerian river giraffe.... these guys are savage! Like absolutely saaaaaavage"

    • @ammarnemoactor7880
      @ammarnemoactor7880 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That was awesome! I like joe but sometimes he’s really full of shit!! He knows he’s smart he says he’s not smart and he doesn’t know everything he just regurgitate a lot of shit that ppl say. In the back of his mind he knows or he thinks he knows he’s right about everything, I SAY fuck that!

    • @robcronje4757
      @robcronje4757 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It's the joint they smoked in the beginning

  • @SavageRush012
    @SavageRush012 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3031

    Joey sounds like he EATS cigarettes.

    • @mario_breezy
      @mario_breezy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +240

      & snorts the ashes. Tremendous

    • @ryandoherty8778
      @ryandoherty8778 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      😂😂😂😂

    • @clintayers9844
      @clintayers9844 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      If that what a got sounds like your right bro

    • @Justin-rm6su
      @Justin-rm6su 5 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      Joey smokes cigs backwards

    • @catdogfishdogcats
      @catdogfishdogcats 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Joey's vocal chords are made of the cigarette stem and his lungs are made of the filters

  • @nedtheproducer5777
    @nedtheproducer5777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    “do i look like johnny fucking scientist here?”
    - joey diaz
    2:50:18

  • @MJ-zn8iu
    @MJ-zn8iu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +386

    A Joey Diaz podcast? Almost feels like Christmas.

    • @digdew
      @digdew 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      MJ 2JZ Uncle Joey himself

    • @joerotter2873
      @joerotter2873 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@andrewdeen1 That's the most hostel thing I've ever heard some get over a type of cheese

    • @Instigator2012
      @Instigator2012 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Joe Rotter FUCK U

    • @Instigator2012
      @Instigator2012 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Louis AND FUCK U TOO

    • @Instigator2012
      @Instigator2012 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Andrew Deen FUCK OFF

  • @Hieillua
    @Hieillua 5 ปีที่แล้ว +682

    Joe talking about crazy actors for 5 minutes.
    Joey: ''Did you ever had a German Shepard?''

    • @hemorrhoidsasuke2030
      @hemorrhoidsasuke2030 5 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      He's an expert on keeping conversations going.

    • @thewal1ofsleep
      @thewal1ofsleep 5 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      "Well let me tell you something, Joe Rogan, my friend had a German Shepard when I was about 9 years old..."

    • @post-hardcoreboi7145
      @post-hardcoreboi7145 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      These two are basically the two types of stoned.

    • @carlosmarte3154
      @carlosmarte3154 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Kiei Luahi His German Shepherd tangent made sense though lol. There’s a side effect to high intelligence and talent.

    • @nachomansandyravage2346
      @nachomansandyravage2346 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Perfect transition

  • @glacialimpala
    @glacialimpala 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Joey, the only person whose talk can be used both for putting you to sleep and making you feel energized. We need more people like him becoming famous ❤️

  • @alexmacaddino2534
    @alexmacaddino2534 5 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    1:33:11
    Joe: “When I was in high school, Rick Springfield was on top of the food chain. Every girl had a picture of him on her wall”
    Joey: “Yeah I remember, me too”
    🤣🤣🤣

  • @devonmarcus101
    @devonmarcus101 5 ปีที่แล้ว +151

    Uncle Joey is the best (45:38) "Joe Rogan, you know I love you. Rule number one: Don't go hitchhiking in Morocco. Mind your fuqin business."

    • @gentianp7383
      @gentianp7383 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I know that part was hilariouss

    • @manbro8303
      @manbro8303 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      AHAHAHA

    • @Thatdud007
      @Thatdud007 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lol don't go hitchhiking anywhere

  • @yourthebest7942
    @yourthebest7942 5 ปีที่แล้ว +110

    Every time Joey stops talking it sounds like he is breathing with scuba gear on.

  • @inetic450
    @inetic450 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Joey “stoned to the gills” Diaz

  • @Perceni
    @Perceni 5 ปีที่แล้ว +182

    I am getting bronchitis just listening to Joey speak & cough.

    • @stevenhair6156
      @stevenhair6156 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      There is enough mucas in his lungs to lube your entire vehicle.

    • @labombao7725
      @labombao7725 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂😂😂

    • @v36nismo
      @v36nismo 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ain't nobody go time fo dat!

    • @kasimmalik9806
      @kasimmalik9806 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lmfao

  • @busybee3817
    @busybee3817 5 ปีที่แล้ว +330

    Did i just spend 3 hours, watching 2 old friends talk ? and i feel, like i learned something

    • @Guero96
      @Guero96 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lucaxtshotting2378 his grammar is shocking lmao

    • @Matt-np6nq
      @Matt-np6nq 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@lucaxtshotting2378 It's not the English that matters, it's the message

    • @tanmaypanadi1414
      @tanmaypanadi1414 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      His communication is excellent no matter the language

    • @jackcomet222
      @jackcomet222 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      tanmay panadi you win bro

    • @Entitty_
      @Entitty_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Zlatan I think he added that comma on purpose for a dramatic pause

  • @BernicePanders
    @BernicePanders 5 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    Thanks to JRE & Uncle Joey for keeping me company tonight!! I'm a single 34yr old terminally ill girl stuck in shithole Michigan, no real food & in agony, but this makes the next few hours 100x better!!
    🙏💜🎄❄✌🐼

    • @joeynighttrain1126
      @joeynighttrain1126 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Bernice Panders 🙏🏼🎄MerryChristmas Bernice✨

    • @jedmoser
      @jedmoser 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Merry Christmas Bernice I'll be thinking about you today

    • @phildillon3630
      @phildillon3630 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Happy Christmas to you...I hope you have an amazing day...I admire your positivity and hope you are feeling a bit better...i find listening to Joey Diaz and Joe always makes things a bit better...🎅🦌🥂🍾⛄

    • @zacharyhurley5399
      @zacharyhurley5399 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I’m in shit hole Gary Indiana lol Also no real food here either. Happy holidays!

    • @zacharyhurley5399
      @zacharyhurley5399 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Isn’t weed legal out there now? Or is that Michigan city?

  • @92christinam
    @92christinam 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    This is the only only podcast I listen to to help me relax on the road, at home or wherever! Any podcast With joey! This man is the uncle I never had! God bless

  • @DreistStudios
    @DreistStudios 5 ปีที่แล้ว +328

    1:57:05 Jones talk

    • @joerotter2873
      @joerotter2873 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@RetireandGo That's a potent pinch of salt it's mskng me thinking maybe it's not salt it's really a pinch of no salt with a lot of potassium

    • @dakotarubyskates
      @dakotarubyskates 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thanks fam

    • @jedhud7609
      @jedhud7609 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Can you imagine what Jeff navinsky said that the amount that turned up was if you took 1 just 1 grain of salt and cut it into 50 million pieces how can the test even pick that up freaking nutz

    • @jnava121
      @jnava121 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      thats what we need bro , good comment

    • @betterwatchsaul3597
      @betterwatchsaul3597 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Tainted supplement my ass he couldn't provide a supplement to test

  • @joshstanley5657
    @joshstanley5657 5 ปีที่แล้ว +149

    2:42:44 Rare bathroom break by Joe Rogan and one of the best time fills I've ever seen by Joey Diaz lmfao

    • @sethmann4478
      @sethmann4478 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Josh Stanley I think it’s only my 2nd time seeing Joe Rogan going to the bathroom.
      And yes, GREAT fill by Diaz.

    • @michaelsjarrett
      @michaelsjarrett 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I saw it before and I swear it was when Joey D was on as well lol

    • @JediMasterBaiter
      @JediMasterBaiter 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Only Joey Diaz can outJoeRogan Joe Rogan.

    • @scotchbingeington6761
      @scotchbingeington6761 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Not a fan of the salty milk and coins flava@You Tube's CM Punk

  • @Basfoo
    @Basfoo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    when you're 15,16,17.. you don't know how to pull out that good. bring that up jamie

  • @TheJakeRichards1
    @TheJakeRichards1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +161

    "Ben Askren doesn't take damage" - this didn't age well!

    • @mariodeathcore1
      @mariodeathcore1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Homie went from no head injuries to a stage 3 CTE.

    • @TheJakeRichards1
      @TheJakeRichards1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @Andy Bailey spelling you, u is outdated as fuck, you could try not commenting...

    • @Rustyshackleferdd
      @Rustyshackleferdd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Andy Bailey Saying af instead of as fuck is outdated as fuck you fuck

    • @hygieney1
      @hygieney1 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Addison Guengerich how is that old? That's like saying "wyd" "lol" "lmao" and everything else that's shortened is "old" 😐

    • @mattgosling2657
      @mattgosling2657 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Haha I know, I knew I would find a comment like yours because of him getting stiffened by jorge.

  • @joshuarivera2005
    @joshuarivera2005 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    We need to protect this man at ALL COSTS

  • @Veritas0589
    @Veritas0589 5 ปีที่แล้ว +134

    Joey "the cops were looking for me" Diaz

    • @legend2kill
      @legend2kill 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂

    • @mufasta8322
      @mufasta8322 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Joe "he was SSSSsssssssso jacked" Rogan

    • @slikrick5857
      @slikrick5857 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ben Dover that one reeeally caught me off guard. He dragged that S out for about 15 seconds:

    • @mufasta8322
      @mufasta8322 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@slikrick5857 right? It made me raise an eyebrow lol

    • @RustyDungood
      @RustyDungood 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Joey (jaw on the floor, looking at the screen in awe) Diaz. Fuckin cracks me up when they cut over to him haha

  • @TheRealMcP
    @TheRealMcP 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Can Joey Diaz just do an audiobook autobiography? I would listen to him talk about his experiences for months at a time. His story telling is next level.

  • @CJUGames
    @CJUGames 5 ปีที่แล้ว +352

    Christmas came early, you savages!

    • @steven209
      @steven209 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Merry Christmas cockasucka

  • @The-yc5pe
    @The-yc5pe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    i love all this love in the comments,really gives me that christmas spirit,thanks

    • @DonOrFinito
      @DonOrFinito 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Stfu fewl. Christmas ain't shit

    • @Molten74
      @Molten74 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ain’t getting none of that from me,he’s boring and disgusting

  • @RazzyXM22
    @RazzyXM22 5 ปีที่แล้ว +340

    Bill Burr AND Joey Diaz What is this Christmas?! Oh wait.

    • @sdot7436
      @sdot7436 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Love 'em both, but Tommy Bunz is excellent when he's on.

    • @programtracer7868
      @programtracer7868 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bill Burr AND Eric Cartman What is this Christmas?! Oh wait.

    • @pyroVoid
      @pyroVoid 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      We’re only missing Duncan Trussell

    • @Molten74
      @Molten74 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      The Bill Burr part yes! The Diaz part makes it seem like anti Christmas

    • @jordangeere275
      @jordangeere275 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Righttt????

  • @peterpemrich6962
    @peterpemrich6962 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I love how good Joe puts things into perspective. And Joey being Joey is always a good day.

  • @Denzel_Watchington
    @Denzel_Watchington 5 ปีที่แล้ว +268

    I spend too much time in the comments

    • @cognitivedissonance2264
      @cognitivedissonance2264 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sameee

    • @stevenhair6156
      @stevenhair6156 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Its called entertainment bro...its a lot of fun!

    • @Denzel_Watchington
      @Denzel_Watchington 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@stevenhair6156 - You don't understand. Spending 3 hours a day in the comments is 1095 hours a year.... That's 45.6 days a year reading comments. That's not entertainment... That's a problem. Lol

    • @euanscotland
      @euanscotland 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You still here bro? A week is nothing.
      I have been here years

    • @michael6960
      @michael6960 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Better than in the strip joints... trust me on that.

  • @roddydykes7053
    @roddydykes7053 5 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    1:20 Joey thinks the 70s were still 30 years ago lol

    • @slaytanicsabbath
      @slaytanicsabbath 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Well, I mean, obviously the 80's were only.... Oh right, well happy 2019 everyone just realize time is the same as always we just realize its value.

    • @russell2890
      @russell2890 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      The 90s feel like 10 years ago

    • @2k4nt
      @2k4nt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That's because cocaine is a hell of a drug

    • @yeahmate
      @yeahmate 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He is saying they were 30 years ahead of there time because phone's started to evolve in 2000

    • @melaniekaweck3433
      @melaniekaweck3433 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yup and The Rolling Stones and Fleetwood Mac are and always will be in their 30’s 😜

  • @TheHouseOfRonin
    @TheHouseOfRonin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +171

    Stay tuned to watch Rogan do his best to convince us that Jon Jones isnt a cheat while Joey 100% doesnt buy it

    • @savannahp6359
      @savannahp6359 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      lol joe gets paid pretty decent by the ufc just like usada

    • @badabing2302
      @badabing2302 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      What I don't get is how the golden snitch can go and make such a statement if scientists or doctors can blow what he's saying out of the water. U can't just come out and say something can stay in your system so long when it can't. I mean it does seem like a stretch he can't just come out and say anything though if there is strong evidence to refute it right. I think what he said about the whole bones situation must have some truth to it or cali would t be letting him fight.

    • @tap6354
      @tap6354 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Zeo X does Joe compete in a combat sport? Where pay checks and injuries are at stake? Joe is on trt, he's 50, most men that can afford it are on it at that age. Jones is in his 30s, and cheating in a already dangerous sport. Two completely different things there guy

    • @marymcneill2281
      @marymcneill2281 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Time stamp?????

    • @archiehickox6518
      @archiehickox6518 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@badabing2302 so, doctors and scientists are all saying it can stay in your system for a long time, but you, sorry I don't know your credentials, are saying it can't?

  • @danoelmucho2503
    @danoelmucho2503 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    0:36 THAT ladies and gentlemen is the face of true beauty.

  • @xeftones
    @xeftones 5 ปีที่แล้ว +200

    Joe "Jones can shoot up between rounds and I will defend him" Rogan

    • @mmafyasco
      @mmafyasco 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      abbreviation of time
      how's that fence you're sitting on buddeh?!

    • @70mjc
      @70mjc 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      abbreviation of time best part is there has never been concrete evidence he willingly ingested anything. Only judgmental people who live in a schadenfreude world they exist in. I say exist because people with that absence of values have no life

    • @Drizzle8481
      @Drizzle8481 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@70mjc so you're claiming someone force fed him the tainted supps that he claims for the last test and everyone is claiming is still in his system for this one?

    • @Joeyfingaz1
      @Joeyfingaz1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Love how bisping called him out

    • @Drizzle8481
      @Drizzle8481 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Smith-Mundts Modernization Act (Look into it) schmuck read what I'm responding too, "never been evidence he willingly ingested"..... perhaps your bs brain should take a break before jumping into quickly and looking like an idiot

  • @petekaelin4932
    @petekaelin4932 5 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    Joey is the Funniest he doesn’t need to tell jokes he just has to talk about his life.

    • @feli___b
      @feli___b 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Please explain to me how this guy is funny... He's not funny at all, not even a bit! I don't understand what is about this guy that everyone here thinks is so fascinating. It is very strange as there's absolutely nothing special about him

    • @Tennis214
      @Tennis214 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Booo this man ^

    • @nihga67890
      @nihga67890 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Felipe Boscardin why are you here? Gtfo

    • @hazel2718
      @hazel2718 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@feli___b wah wah wah cry more

    • @K.V.P14
      @K.V.P14 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@feli___b jealousy is a horrible thing bro. Get well soon 😔

  • @alcottdevalte7440
    @alcottdevalte7440 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Joey's prison stories were great, good man.

  • @JRA73
    @JRA73 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Doesn't get any better when the nights are drawing in for winter, listening to Rogan and Joey Diaz at 19.13pm on a Sunday evening.......😊

  • @Niobium23
    @Niobium23 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    Uncle Joey is one of the most genuine, honest, inspirational men with something to say. Fantastic job! He has built a great life and he is a good father, that is what’s important!

  • @ohiobassangler8781
    @ohiobassangler8781 5 ปีที่แล้ว +251

    “Somebody get me a can of corn!! Can of corn and I’ll be fine!!” Lmao anybody remember that from the longest yard?

    • @Boneman69997
      @Boneman69997 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Best line from the movie.

    • @markrose6227
      @markrose6227 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Tell Ronnie you got knocked the fuck out.

    • @shropsiberian
      @shropsiberian 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That was a great line man!!! Great movie too 👍

    • @TheeJasonReyes
      @TheeJasonReyes 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      "What the hell is a tree out?" Is also a great line lol

    • @ksa5128
      @ksa5128 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      LOL 🤣🤣🤣 I totally forgot about that !!! Thanks

  • @tinyflute20
    @tinyflute20 5 ปีที่แล้ว +160

    Every time Joey talks I clear my throat 😂

    • @brandonball5971
      @brandonball5971 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Oof buys it’s so unique. I personally love it. Same way I feel about Steve-O

    • @common_sense_help_desk
      @common_sense_help_desk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I'm glad I'm not the only one who has this problem. I had a friend in high school who wouldn't clear his throat thill it sounded like he was gurgling. I had to stop hanging out him. I don't know how many times I would make my throat sore listening to him talk.

    • @FentonTurnedIdiot
      @FentonTurnedIdiot 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      😆

    • @aintnopresident
      @aintnopresident 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Damn 🤣

  • @DudeWhat31
    @DudeWhat31 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    I love how joe goes pee and joey kicks it into gear and blesses us with a commercial block of knowledge

    • @92christinam
      @92christinam 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lmao deadass can always count on em

  • @winsalot84
    @winsalot84 5 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    "you think black people talk in the movie theater.." Lmfao I died

    • @SP-iv2jj
      @SP-iv2jj 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      XD You should time stamp it.

  • @bijoyroy7860
    @bijoyroy7860 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Love it! Uncle Joey dropping by on Christmas eve is the best surprise.

    • @t.j.watson7112
      @t.j.watson7112 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Christmas day for us in New Zealand chur was the best to kick back and listen to Uncle Joey while food keeps coming to me

  • @armagedonnight
    @armagedonnight 5 ปีที่แล้ว +136

    Bill Burr ☑
    Joey Diaz ☑
    Duncan Trussel ???
    All I want for christmas is.. DUNCAN!

    • @GSDhandler1
      @GSDhandler1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Bill burr sucked

    • @gibstuh420
      @gibstuh420 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Arma Duncan is trash like RedBan

    • @gibstuh420
      @gibstuh420 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Harry Bland Bill isn’t funny on the podcast he gives you information that you probably would have never thought of. If you’re looking for funny Joe Rogans podcast isn’t it.

    • @GSDhandler1
      @GSDhandler1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Im more than familiar with what Joe Rogans podcasts are all about. I thought Bill Burr was a bell end. That is all.

    • @gibstuh420
      @gibstuh420 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Harry Bland I know what you mean! Honestly Bill Burr has not been funny on here since he got into with Redban. Bills humor comes out when he’s pissed off haha

  • @GodMrJ
    @GodMrJ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Joe “I was reading something about that” Rogan

  • @kurtisbased183
    @kurtisbased183 5 ปีที่แล้ว +309

    joe “I was a labourer once” rogan

  • @Cheque1Music
    @Cheque1Music 5 ปีที่แล้ว +498

    Netfilx needs to holla at joey Diaz to create a new series, a Breaking bad type show,

    • @nubwork8454
      @nubwork8454 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cheque1Music Oluf

    • @shampoofully7923
      @shampoofully7923 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This.

    • @billypilgrim6770
      @billypilgrim6770 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Cheque1Music Joey needs to sit down in a chair in front of a fireplace with a stogie telling a story until it fades out to the story animated with Joey narrating

    • @SloppyballsMcGuillicutty
      @SloppyballsMcGuillicutty 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He wouldn’t show up to film it.

    • @TheMoodyedge
      @TheMoodyedge 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Breathing Bad.

  • @Gwynnbleid95
    @Gwynnbleid95 5 ปีที่แล้ว +182

    "Joe Rogan, you know I love you, rule no.1 don't go hitchhiking in morocco" -JD 😂😂😂

  • @jaisensei3260
    @jaisensei3260 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Ive been bingeing on this podcast. Joe's voice is soothing somehow . Love their chemistry too ❤

  • @ianstyles9759
    @ianstyles9759 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Joey and Joe chilling on the pod for Xmas. All the best to everybody .

    • @SammySam7x
      @SammySam7x 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Chillin' and shillin' for xmas

    • @moonlit6311
      @moonlit6311 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cheers 🍷

  • @anoushsabouri3661
    @anoushsabouri3661 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    THANK YOU FOR HAVING JOEY ON AS OFTEN AS YOU DO, AND IM SORRY FOR YELLING!

    • @NickFouladi11
      @NickFouladi11 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lol! It's all good, I'm hyped too!😎

    • @XX-lx4mr
      @XX-lx4mr 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      IT'S OK!

  • @jopo7996
    @jopo7996 5 ปีที่แล้ว +146

    Have a Tremendous Christmas everyone.

    • @donalmurray9794
      @donalmurray9794 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You to friend from Dublin. Nollaig shona

    • @badabing2302
      @badabing2302 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      U too jo po

    • @ZachG01
      @ZachG01 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hey Jo Po,
      Merry Christmas buddy

    • @10use
      @10use 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Merry Christmas Jo Po...Lookin forward to another year of your commentary sarcasm.

    • @tkcaapi2876
      @tkcaapi2876 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      shut up.

  • @valp1409
    @valp1409 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Joe , Joey is The Best guest Ever !!! I love that Dude !!!!

  • @Rotttman
    @Rotttman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    CARLOS CONDUIT IS ELECTRIFYING!

    • @borisbadenov9863
      @borisbadenov9863 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Carlos Conductor

    • @deemedforu
      @deemedforu 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I can’t believe joe didn’t call him out on that. Funny af

    • @BuffaloJams716
      @BuffaloJams716 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      He did. Finally! 😂

  • @hailtothe_rooster1572
    @hailtothe_rooster1572 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Joey Diaz every 20 episodes should be standard

    • @FlameMage2
      @FlameMage2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I miss Duncan being on, and I also really like when Ari can come too.

    • @Molten74
      @Molten74 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Whatever,he’s fucking boring as fuck

    • @andyjaycee
      @andyjaycee 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Molten74 Such a negative comment on christmas. If you don’t like him spend your time doing something else other than search the comments for somewhere to spread your negative input

    • @AAS-gw5mb
      @AAS-gw5mb 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Molten74 I like your negative energy almost as much as your terrible grammar

    • @Molten74
      @Molten74 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Phat Ballz ooooh you think you can out spell me huh,always a grammar guy there because they have nothing else to add.Stay in school son

  • @cakepie3558
    @cakepie3558 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    25:25. Joey thinking about his past . Good to him genuinely smile like that

  • @Selfless_american
    @Selfless_american ปีที่แล้ว

    Dam i don't miss those long days in a cell. Stay grateful for everything. Thanks joey for the reminder

  • @stormbringer_7774
    @stormbringer_7774 5 ปีที่แล้ว +183

    Uncle Joey sounds like a grizzly bear who drinks whisky! 😂 👍✌

    • @jedimindtrixs805
      @jedimindtrixs805 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I just had a fistful of bong rips i see this and now i have been laughing for 4 hours straight pray for me..

    • @coryunferferth1767
      @coryunferferth1767 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Or a whale fart.

    • @thevibe7415
      @thevibe7415 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      lol Haha

    • @stormbringer_7774
      @stormbringer_7774 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Eddie R I spelt whisky without an E fuck you! 😂

    • @stormbringer_7774
      @stormbringer_7774 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jedi Mindtrixs I'll smoke for you! 😂 👍 💨

  • @junesnow5422
    @junesnow5422 5 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    Carlos Conduit...😂😂

  • @aghauri32
    @aghauri32 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Watching this 2023 Christmas eve 😭😭😭😭😭

  • @anglv777
    @anglv777 5 ปีที่แล้ว +204

    Joe 'CBD oil brought him out of it' Rogan

    • @djlateboy670
      @djlateboy670 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      as a post concussion patient I must have the wrong CBD oil

    • @GBAPCLAN
      @GBAPCLAN 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@djlateboy670 you've got the sasquehanna CBD oil 😂

    • @Thunzoutgunzout
      @Thunzoutgunzout 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@djlateboy670 Speaking of that, anyone know which one Joe and Brendan use. Other than Charlotte's web?

    • @greenebee
      @greenebee 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dj Lateboy many types of CBD - each with its own benefits. May need to see a doctor who is CBD-knowledgeable to get the appropriate strain + dosage

    • @coffeemadness
      @coffeemadness 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Watch "Joe Rogan Embraces His Inner Chimp" on TH-cam
      th-cam.com/video/sen5wGrjZGE/w-d-xo.html

  • @YungRekless
    @YungRekless 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    Anyone notice when he was talking about the mob he said “we”?

    • @LumanosityG59
      @LumanosityG59 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      YungRekless he talks like that to explain it to joe better just pay attention he does it alot

    • @bradsully6620
      @bradsully6620 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yeah but half of Joey's stories are just parts of movies and tv shows with a little twist.

    • @Deadyguerrero
      @Deadyguerrero 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      You niggas keep saying this but i’ve yet to see evidence of him fabricating stories

    • @wyoming2ilwu137
      @wyoming2ilwu137 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Deadyguerrero 💯

    • @themadpelican3391
      @themadpelican3391 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No such thing as the mob. Fake news. Thats Hollywood shit😉

  • @masta51
    @masta51 5 ปีที่แล้ว +194

    Jesus Christ. Someone get Joey an oxygen mask.

    • @KneeStrikes
      @KneeStrikes 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      yeah put on your headphones and youll hear him like he's about to shoot a rifle..or taking a shit w.e works.

    • @damagedcortex1415
      @damagedcortex1415 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I CANT UNHEAR IT NOW WTF

    • @zzeuss87
      @zzeuss87 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      He gonna die!

    • @patrickcolantuoni1724
      @patrickcolantuoni1724 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      For someone constantly talking about his diets and workouts and what not he certainly looks like he could drop dead at any minute

    • @damagedcortex1415
      @damagedcortex1415 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Patrick Colantuoni He has lost a lot of weight .