What to do if Romans capture your city

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  • @Kingtot
    @Kingtot ปีที่แล้ว +976

    Finally! My city has been sacked by the Roman 3 times during the last decade. I finally know what to do the next! Thanks, toldinstone!

    • @ThatGuy182545
      @ThatGuy182545 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      It’s Vikings for my city. They show up any time someone says “Spam.”
      “Spam! Spam! Spam! Spam!”
      SHADDAP! Bloody Vikings!

    • @theLetterDoubleYou
      @theLetterDoubleYou ปีที่แล้ว +17

      RIP Baghdad

    • @Samuel42069
      @Samuel42069 ปีที่แล้ว

      xddddd​@@ThatGuy182545

    • @liljs4189
      @liljs4189 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      FYI, if your city so happens to also be attacked by Scythians, just build a wall around it, they won’t know what to do

    • @QuantumHistorian
      @QuantumHistorian ปีที่แล้ว +17

      If you've survived 3 sacks, I'm not sure there's much more for you to learn on how to survive them, you must already be the world expert.

  • @jaewok5G
    @jaewok5G ปีที่แล้ว +298

    "oh, no, i'm not with them. i was just passing through" - works every time, 60% of the time.

    • @Glorious_God
      @Glorious_God ปีที่แล้ว +11

      😂

    • @chris-lk4ml
      @chris-lk4ml ปีที่แล้ว +24

      On latin, please! Otherwise you will be just a barbarian to them.

    • @Brian_DJ_Mercedes
      @Brian_DJ_Mercedes ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@chris-lk4ml "Oh, non, non sum cum illis. i iustus pertranseundo" there you go, that should definitely work.

    • @Rynewulf
      @Rynewulf 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@chris-lk4mldepends on whether youre dealing with the 1/3+ of the legions who were socii or auxiliaries, at which point Latin sounds like any language :)

    • @jaewok5G
      @jaewok5G 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Rynewulf R̶o̶m̶a̶n̶e̶s̶ ̶e̶u̶n̶t̶ ̶d̶o̶m̶u̶s̶ Romani ite domum

  • @JagerLange
    @JagerLange ปีที่แล้ว +341

    It's a sad state of affairs when local councils/law enforcement are so bad that videos like this have to exist. Thank you for your help.

    • @kurtschmidt5005
      @kurtschmidt5005 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      How about protecting from the barbarians from south of our border?!?
      Or perhaps having a wall with troops to guard against the invading barbarian hordes that come to bring chaos?!

    • @JackieSchofueld
      @JackieSchofueld 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      What the fuck does this even mean…

    • @john-ic5pz
      @john-ic5pz 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @Justsomeguyyuyu ironic! bcuz it doesn't look like they're paying much care to the roads either 😋

    • @Rynewulf
      @Rynewulf 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@kurtschmidt5005oh no, not the low income workers who are explicitly brought in by the conservative politicians to do our cleaning and cooking and construction for less than minimum wage

    • @deandarvin553
      @deandarvin553 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@JackieSchofueld They're jokingly criticizing weak government for allowing Roman sackings to become so commonplace that Toldinstone needs to make a "how to" survival video.

  • @stephenkamps8925
    @stephenkamps8925 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +165

    Currently watching this from inside a cistern. I can still hear the Roman soldiers looting above me, but thankfully I know roughly how much longer I have to stay down here, thanks to you, toldinstone. Will keep you guys updated if you guys are curious!

    • @Kenan-Z
      @Kenan-Z 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      I'm sorry but a heavy rain is expected and the cistern may be flooded soon. Good luck to you. 😌

    • @stephenkamps8925
      @stephenkamps8925 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

      @@Kenan-Z That is not good to hear. The rain has arrived and washed away half of my family already. But thankfully I am holding onto a statue of fat gladiator so I may still survive. Will continue to keep you posted!

    • @the_birthday_skeleton
      @the_birthday_skeleton 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      praying for you friend 🙏 why not make sure you're subscribed to TiS while you wait things out
      oh & make sure to ring that bell! *NO NOT **_THAT_** BELL! OH GODS!! QUICK HIDE!*

    • @stephenkamps8925
      @stephenkamps8925 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      @@the_birthday_skeleton after you rung the bell, I was immediately forced deeper into hiding. I cannot explain to you the grief and anguish you have caused me with this tomfoolery. That being said, I am a loyal follower of TiS and will be until the day these soldiers find me.

    • @stephenkamps8925
      @stephenkamps8925 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      @@the_birthday_skeleton also I will report you to the emperor for praying.

  • @thesmatorexperience
    @thesmatorexperience ปีที่แล้ว +138

    This video came out just in time. My city was just sacked and I had no idea what to do!

    • @NiejakiDD
      @NiejakiDD 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Your president must be removed from office, as its his fault.

    • @DiaperGranny11
      @DiaperGranny11 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @cuddles1767🫵🏽🤡

  • @MrYfrank14
    @MrYfrank14 ปีที่แล้ว +182

    First thing I would do if my city was sacked by Romans would be to look for the time machine they traveled in.

    • @spinocus
      @spinocus ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Martius, we must go back to the future!

    • @john-ic5pz
      @john-ic5pz 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @spinocus and here i thought the op's was funny af.
      🤣 bravo, doc 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

    • @KasumiRINA
      @KasumiRINA 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Rome still exists and people there are still Romans, outside of their home country they live in tabors and sing pretty cool songs, though a lot of locals discriminate against them, in part because they refuse to assimilate.

    • @MrYfrank14
      @MrYfrank14 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@KasumiRINA - but they haven't sacked a city in a few years. So if my city was sacked, I would look for a time machine.

    • @WeezyOld
      @WeezyOld 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      they were simply biding their time

  • @QuantumHistorian
    @QuantumHistorian ปีที่แล้ว +178

    A fascinating topic! It's important to note that Roman siegecraft was not constant, it evolved with the centuries. In the early and mid republic they had little-to-no knowledge of siege engines or advanced siege tactics, and could do no more than starve cities with strong stone walls into submission. With the conquest of Sicily, and then encounters with the Hellenistic Kingdoms of the East, Roman proficiency grew rapidly, and quickly overtook that of the Greeks. By the time of Julius Caesar, it had reached its pinnacle; when applied in force to Gallic or Britannic _oppida_ (well fortified, but primitive in design compared to the great Eastern cities) the result was virtually pre-ordained. In the latter Imperial period, the requisite skill and knowledge might have regressed somewhat, simply because fewer wars than before involved capturing strong fortified settlements. Hatra, for example, in Mesopotamia resisted many Roman sieges, and it's tempting to think that an Amelianus or Sulla would have found a way in (although this is naturally just conjecture).
    Roman history was long and varied, while it is necessary to generalise to fit the core ideas in a short video, going beyond that to explore its subtleties and evolutions is well worth the effort.

    • @johndorilag4129
      @johndorilag4129 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      A lot of people would disagree with your opinion Roman sieges were planned and sophisticated by the standards of their time.

    • @QuantumHistorian
      @QuantumHistorian ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@johndorilag4129 Roman sieges in which period? The fact that you don't mention which part of Roman history you're talking about makes it look like you completely missed the point of the comment.

    • @johndorilag4129
      @johndorilag4129 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@QuantumHistorian You said during parts of the Republican era they don't have any knowledge of sieges. Which Roman sieges do you have in mind?

    • @QuantumHistorian
      @QuantumHistorian ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@johndorilag4129 The Siege of Syracuse comes to mind: they could do nothing but attempt to starve the city out, being barely able to even blockade the city. Their eventual success relied on first waiting for the Syracusans to get drunk to take the outer walls, and then take 8 more months just to capture the inner citadel. The Siege of Capua was similarly no more sophisticated than "encircle and wait". Going further back than that, the 1st Punic war is full of examples of the Romans being unable to take fortified cities if subterfuge (aka, someone opening the gates from the inside) or blockading didn't work. It took the Romans 8+ years of siege to _not_ capture Lilybaeum, although that was admittedly a tough nut to crack. Going back even further, there's the Siege of Neapolis, where both assault and blockade failed to work for the Romans whose eventual success came down to treachery. The same story holds back in the earlier republic in the Etruscan wars: sieges come down either to treachery or a negotiated outcome.
      All that to say that, before 200 BC, there's little evidence of the use of large scale siege works or artillery in Roman sieges, something which had been happening in the Hellenistic world since the days of Philip II and Alexander. Or even of the siege towers that the Assyrians had used half a millennia before that. A comparison between, say, the siege of Syracuse in 212 BC and Jerusalem in 70 AD shows just how much Roman siege knowledge and technology had evolved.
      Earlier Roman success before that mostly came down to either: being able to garner sympathisers on the inside, or using their superior logistical system to maintain the siege for years. Often those were very effective, but they're not the sophisticated siegecraft of the late Republic and Imperial period for which they are famous.

    • @Samuel42069
      @Samuel42069 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@QuantumHistorian but they had siege engines at syracuse. only reason syracuse lasted that long was because of genius of pythagoras

  • @tomsuiteriii9742
    @tomsuiteriii9742 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    Garrett, I just returned to the US from Italy today after having toured 7 cities in 8 days. I was also in Portugal and Spain in November. Needless to say, my interest in the history of the ancient Mediterranean has skyrocketed thanks to these trips, and your work has been very helpful for my understanding of the Greco-Roman world. You are by far my favorite Classicist on TH-cam!

    • @zxera9702
      @zxera9702 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Which city or site was your favourite from all those countries?

    • @tomsuiteriii9742
      @tomsuiteriii9742 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think it would be a toss up between Genoa and Florence--both in Italy. These cities have some of the most amazing architecture, art, and history I've ever experienced. But the south of Portugal was also really nice for its little Mediterranean towns along the coast. @@zxera9702

  • @rebekahbrown4052
    @rebekahbrown4052 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    I've actually always wondered about what it was really like when a city got sacked and what people did

    • @KasumiRINA
      @KasumiRINA 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Google "Mariupol" tho that's closer to Mongol invasion.

    • @game_boyd1644
      @game_boyd1644 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Look at the Iraq war

  • @SubutaiProduction
    @SubutaiProduction ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Thanks for the heads up!

  • @1hiddenearth
    @1hiddenearth ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Great video topic. I really enjoyed this one. Thank you for all the hard work and deep thinking. 🤔 ⚔️

    • @toldinstone
      @toldinstone  ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You're very welcome, and your generosity is deeply appreciated!

  • @abtl1154
    @abtl1154 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    -Run.
    -Run faster.

  • @JimmyTomes
    @JimmyTomes ปีที่แล้ว +22

    And here I thought, "Take your pants off and act casual." was going to be tip #1.

  • @bethwilliams4903
    @bethwilliams4903 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    What perfect timing professor! I’m about halfway thru your “Naked Statues” book, cleared all those quality of life issues that make reading it such a pleasure (perhaps not equal to roasted dormice dunked in honey) but now I’m on to guts and glory! Human sacrifice! Fortified cities fall to Roman ballista, spies and the secret police! What can I say except thank you for this one! I’ve kept myself on a rigid leash: no more than one chapter a day! That is unless you can manage a few more books I need more podcasts!
    Ps the footnotes and anecdotes are the best - but do you find that they engender more questions than you anticipated???

    • @c.vonsohn9566
      @c.vonsohn9566 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      he's not a professor

  • @chicinthewoods
    @chicinthewoods 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I love how you personalize the topics, makes me feel like I could be there!

  • @Sirhephaestus
    @Sirhephaestus ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Would love to see annotations of the artwork used in videos! The pieces are always stunning and it'd be nice to be able to find more based on title.

  • @baystated
    @baystated ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I can't think to any Roman history topic that would jive well with online therapy advertisements. Cleverly though, many in the audience of Roman history would benefit from said therapy. Well played.

  • @romaatwar
    @romaatwar ปีที่แล้ว +39

    *See’s Romans about to attack my City.* *Sends messenger to them saying I gladly surrender because I’m not a fool.*

    • @Dave_Sisson
      @Dave_Sisson ปีที่แล้ว

      Modern Roman soccer hooligans are just as bad as the British ones. So if they have the opportunity they might sack your city in the near future.

    • @ColasTeam
      @ColasTeam ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You joke, but civilians inside the wall making behind the back deals with the invaders to open the doors and surrender the city are well attested to in history. Most famously, Constantinople is said to ultimately have fallen this way.

  • @larrylambert1220
    @larrylambert1220 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I was just thinking about the Roman Empire today.

  • @bruneoasmitha
    @bruneoasmitha ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Your voice helps me concentrate :) keep up the great work

  • @brick6347
    @brick6347 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Could be worse, could be British tourists.

  • @jannarkiewicz633
    @jannarkiewicz633 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    You are the only intro audio I like... Great video as always

  • @JimJonesKoolaid
    @JimJonesKoolaid ปีที่แล้ว +3

    A centurion just stopped by my city,l with some info. We have about 30 minutes before the assault so Im gonna watch this.

  • @Kuckooracha
    @Kuckooracha 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

    What I find fascinating is how we idolize the Roman army and its conquests. This videos does something very important, I believe, in providing a reality check in showing how brutal, violent, vicious and downright inhumane - to our 21st century eyes - that conquest was.
    Let's imagine for a second that your city is taken, you take refuge inside your home with your wife and daughters, a group of soliders breaks in and... you know the rest.
    You are left to bleed out there and there while you hear the cries of your family taken away; they all become slaves in Roman brothels, even your youngest who's barely 11 years old.
    And then, centuries later, your descendants think of the Roman army as being super cool, and their era of conquest being totally awesomesauce.
    Isn't that weird? Ironic, at least.

    • @WillMuny
      @WillMuny 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      No not at all. Romans did not Invent sacking cities. Sacking cities was going on for hundreds of years before Rome existed.. You think the "Fall of Troy" was not a Sacking of Troy?
      The "Bronze Age Collapse" had Sacking Galore.
      What about Cyrus and Babylon?
      What about Alexander and Thebes?
      Sacking cities is not a "Dark Side" of Romans warfare, it was part of warfare for EVERYONE.
      What is weird is people who sacked cities crying like babies when their city gets sacked. THAT is weird.
      Lets not even get into China and what they did to Cities. Or a few centuries after the Romans and what the Mongols did. Mongols, Now there is a perfect example. Mongols learn how to Sack cities from China. And then they perfected it.

    • @Art-is-craft
      @Art-is-craft 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Rome only conquered places that tried to conquer them. Same with Alexander who only responded to Greek invasions.

    • @grabowski5348
      @grabowski5348 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      ​@@Art-is-craft america only goes to war when its attacked too isnt that just pleasntly convienient

    • @Art-is-craft
      @Art-is-craft 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@grabowski5348
      America has everything it needs all by it self. Americans are not interested in resources elsewhere.

    • @baneofbanes
      @baneofbanes 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      That’s because we’re the descendants of the Romans and their conquests, and look well at them and not say the Muslims or Mongols.

  • @TW_SlingStone
    @TW_SlingStone ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Found your channel from the colab with general Sam. Love your content and ma fav forehead fables guest

  • @gambinobolognese
    @gambinobolognese 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Hey mate, I missed you at that book signing You did down at city lit lit in Chicago.
    I was able to get a signed copy though!
    Love it so far, and love the series. If ya do another I'll come and grab another mate

  • @ShizaruBloodrayne
    @ShizaruBloodrayne ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Hey speaking of gold losing value due to mass amounts coming from Jerusalem, would you mind making a video on how basic economic goods fluctuated in value? Like gold to wood to marble to clay, imports and exports, wine and such? I'm trying to formulate a fantasy economy but don't really have a clear foundation on how to value each resource in comparison to one another. Modern economic value doesn't help and neither does playing too much Civ VI lol

  • @SobekLOTFC
    @SobekLOTFC ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Keep up the awesome work, Garrett 👍

  • @pwhitewick
    @pwhitewick ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Fascinating as always, thanks. I always thought that the takeover of Maiden Castle was a peaceful one?

  • @theultimateogrelord2783
    @theultimateogrelord2783 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Watching this omw to a convention in Japan I doubt I'll need this anytime soon

  • @turcopolo
    @turcopolo ปีที่แล้ว +66

    Can we have a tutorial on what to do if the Huns and Germans sack our cities?

    • @brandonquezada9523
      @brandonquezada9523 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Run away if they’re German. Pray if they’re Huns

    • @MasterMalrubius
      @MasterMalrubius ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @turcopolo What if your city is sacked by urban actors?

    • @JM-mg4el
      @JM-mg4el ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Ask Mallorca

    • @TheHorseOutside
      @TheHorseOutside ปีที่แล้ว

      @@MasterMalrubius shout out "Mobster! Wedding! Starbucks!" and watch their improv skit

    • @GyroGarrison
      @GyroGarrison ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Mongels? I guess watch out for your land.

  • @jimmybob331
    @jimmybob331 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    A title that speaks to the hearts of all men

  • @Glorious_God
    @Glorious_God ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Great topic 🔥

  • @thomasdonovan7969
    @thomasdonovan7969 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Can someone tell me the name/artist of the painting at 5:10 ? It’s gorgeous and I’ve never seen something like it before.

    • @CGM_68
      @CGM_68 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      David Roberts - The Siege and Destruction of Jerusalem by the Romans Under the Command of Titus, A.D. 70

  • @adamesd3699
    @adamesd3699 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Well this was cheery. 😊🎉

  • @JoaoVictor-dw2ci
    @JoaoVictor-dw2ci 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The cistern cave was one of the best ideas !!!

  • @ΒασίληςΒλάχος-τ3κ
    @ΒασίληςΒλάχος-τ3κ ปีที่แล้ว

    4:45 I did not expect that

  • @Maximinus_Thrax
    @Maximinus_Thrax ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hey I would like to request you give a guide on how to sack a city well next, thank you.

  • @AlexS-oj8qf
    @AlexS-oj8qf ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I dread the thought of Romans screaming “Bogor delenda est” 😭

  • @PalazzoAmericanus
    @PalazzoAmericanus ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The Brutti of Petelia are not worried about Rome. The other Brutti tribes and Himilco have been besieging my home for a while now.... PLEASE HELP US!

    • @KozmicKarmaKoala
      @KozmicKarmaKoala ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lovely the coins of the Brutti. I was in Xativa , Spain , where Himilce gave birth to Hannibal's son. Velia and Paestum were sublime.

  • @richardmurphy9006
    @richardmurphy9006 ปีที่แล้ว

    At moments like this it would appropriate to ponder on the great Kenny Rogers "know when to hold'em know when to skedaddle"

  • @davidramos4707
    @davidramos4707 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I wonder what differences there are if any between Roman sacks and Gothic Hunnic or Gallic sacks

  • @clavius0131
    @clavius0131 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I love these videos! Have you made one about how you would befriend Roman elites and aristocrats yet?

  • @mm-yt8sf
    @mm-yt8sf 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    if your city is about to be sacked by romans, you can try to get a therapist through betterhelp

  • @wbbartlett
    @wbbartlett ปีที่แล้ว +7

    At the very first whiff of the Romans being interested in the place of my birth, I'm off to go volunteer for the legions. I'll be well away from the siege when it happens, or at the very least on the winning side of the walls! Principles are for dead men.

    • @kck-kck879
      @kck-kck879 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Better dead than Red.

  • @Juan-fv4sg
    @Juan-fv4sg 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    rome was so unbelievably cruel

  • @Yezpahr
    @Yezpahr ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This tutorial will save millions in the next big Roman campaigns.

  • @karoltakisobie6638
    @karoltakisobie6638 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Worth noting is speculation that Roman practices in regards of warfare were very often considered "civilised ". Practices pre- dating Rome were far worse and there is some archeological evidence for that .

    • @QuantumHistorian
      @QuantumHistorian ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Can you share some of that evidence? The Greeks seemed to think that the Roman practices during/after a sack where more brutal than their own.

    • @LucasDimoveo
      @LucasDimoveo ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Citations please

  • @luigidisanpietro3720
    @luigidisanpietro3720 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Imagine if Romans sacked a modern city...
    They would go in IKEA
    to loot...😂

  • @ray.shoesmith
    @ray.shoesmith 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    "Hail, Caesar! 🙋" always worked for me

  • @MrApontjos
    @MrApontjos 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Omniman in Legionnaire Attire:
    *That's the neat thing, you don't.*

  • @rebjorn79
    @rebjorn79 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    I usually just flee to the hills and set up a campfire as a distraction. Meanwhile, with the Romans in hot pursuit I quietly slip into one of the aqueducts and slide back down the hill again unseen. I don't know why they keep falling for this cheap trick, but hey, joke's on them because I get to exercise and have fun at the same time!

    • @jesus2639
      @jesus2639 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You are a time traveller? Take me with you next time.

  • @natrixnatrix
    @natrixnatrix ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I've never thought about until this video but if you consider the fall of Troy to be the beginning of Rome and the fall of Constantinople its end then geographically they are a lot closer than if you start in Italy.
    Did the Romans have any idea of where Troy was located when they conquered Anatolia?

    • @farcydebop
      @farcydebop ปีที่แล้ว +3

      No.

    • @MarkVrem
      @MarkVrem ปีที่แล้ว

      That story does sound like a great way to help appease the people of Anatolia. We are not conquerors; we are descendants. Look, our calendar lines up, possibly with the fall of Troy

    • @QuantumHistorian
      @QuantumHistorian ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@MarkVrem It was often of the other way around. The locals used their shared mythological connection with the Romans in order to get their help in local conflicts.

    • @MarkVrem
      @MarkVrem ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@QuantumHistorian@QuantumHistorian Yeah, I was thinking a bit about a similar angle to that also. As a way to connect to the rulers. LIke all those Greek historians during Roman times.

    • @QuantumHistorian
      @QuantumHistorian ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@@MarkVrem Indeed, a lot of Greek diplomacy was based on shared mythological ancestry, it was a way of justifying friendships and of belonging to the same community. There's several cases during the Hellenistic era of ancient cities in the near East (founded far before Greek influence), inventing themselves foundation stories that involved heroes from the Greek epics in order to make themselves more palatable to the Greeks. Corinth and Argos ended up becoming the mother-city of cities that were far older than themselves! How much anyone really believed any of this, or if simply playing the game was enough to show you were sufficiently Greek, is a mystery I've never got to the bottom of.

  • @dangarcia5113
    @dangarcia5113 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    sweet new told in stone on a friday!

  • @Sir_Howie
    @Sir_Howie ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Better save this just in case.

  • @ThistlewickTheGhost
    @ThistlewickTheGhost ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Hi Garrett, I love your videos and really enjoy when you use neoclassical art in them, but sometimes I want to look up a painting you've used.
    Would it be possible to include a small notation in the corner including the title of the artwork you show?

  • @alexandarvoncarsteinzarovi3723
    @alexandarvoncarsteinzarovi3723 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Question as a black smith and leathermen do I still get to pratice my trade for the Legion now!?

    • @milobem4458
      @milobem4458 ปีที่แล้ว

      Blacksmiths were very valuable back then.
      Legions did include slaves but mostly for dumb manual labor. I'm not sure about blacksmiths. Those would probably be specialist rank legionnaires, but you could possibly serve as a blacksmith's slave assistant.
      Basically, if you survive the sack and manage to become a slave with specialist skills, you have high chance of being treated well, and maybe even gain freedom and citizenship one day.

  • @Jon.A.Scholt
    @Jon.A.Scholt ปีที่แล้ว

    I remember watching the All Your Base Are Belong to Us back in college when it first came out.
    We get signal.
    What happen?
    Good times

  • @MariaMartinez-researcher
    @MariaMartinez-researcher ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Could you please add the names of the paintings in the video's description? ✌

    • @CGM_68
      @CGM_68 ปีที่แล้ว

      Especially since they are copyright and it's not cool to make money on the back of other folk's work.

    • @arekkusu888
      @arekkusu888 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@CGM_68 Which are copyrighted?

    • @CGM_68
      @CGM_68 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@arekkusu888 which would you suggest were created by this youtuber with a History PhD?

  • @4002corbe
    @4002corbe ปีที่แล้ว

    Sound advice, I’ll try and remember this for future reference …

  • @cringlator
    @cringlator 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I’m sure everyone made a lot of new friends :)

  • @Trenz0
    @Trenz0 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I love how aware of your audience you are. Most academics are boring nerds with no sense of humor unless it's considered high brow. You know... Poindexters.
    Keep up the good work and passing along this important information. The best time to prepare for disaster is yesterday

    • @burgundian-peanuts
      @burgundian-peanuts ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You could have praised him without bashing academics, but hey, whatever it takes to feel superior to others.

  • @LordWyatt
    @LordWyatt 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Josephus: one of the few leaders of Rome’s enemies who survived a siege by them

  • @wedgeantilles8575
    @wedgeantilles8575 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    03:40 - for some context: He did that after the Gallic tribes REPEATEDLY signed treaties with Rome, just to break them as soon as they thought they could get away with breaking the treaty.
    So he needed to send a message, and a message was best send by cripples that lived on for many years and would spread throughout Gaul.
    IMO he was perfectly correct in how he handled the situation.
    05:00 It is reported that slave traders sometimes accompanied legions on campaign and bought prisoners basically the next day after the battle.
    In general, Rome did not behave differently than others did during these times.
    10:00 Do you have a video about Zenobia? I do not know a huge lot about her, but WHAT I know is absolutly fascinating. She was such a remarkable historical person that it is insane how unknown she is.
    10:40 - and later Pax Romana saved millions of lifes.
    There is a reason why Rome existed for hundrds of years - because the huge majority soon realized that they were way better off being inside Romans borders and being part of Rome than not to be. Wealth increased, culture increased, public stuff like bathhouses and theaters spread (leading to more comfort) and safety for everybody increased.
    Because it's not like that you lived in peace before Rome knocked on your door. In ancient times, everybody was constantly in danger. From wars or just raidings from neighbors.

  • @saalok
    @saalok ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Great video. It is always good to appreciate the glories of Rome, while being disgusted and keeping in mind the countless horrors they committed along the way to reach that point.

  • @Jessymandias
    @Jessymandias 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    "give me a lever long enough and a place to stand, and i still couldn't move your mom"
    -archemedies last words.

  • @kelechirichard54
    @kelechirichard54 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    After watching your old tios on time travelling, I unfortunately stumbled upon a city in illyricum that was sacked the romans. I was able to fend one of the legionaries off and steal his lorica and gladius.
    I am now pretending to be a Lucius.
    I must go, lest my cohort be decimated for abandoning sentry duty

  • @da90sReAlvloc
    @da90sReAlvloc 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Well unlike Americans my city was captured by Rome ,
    . I'm a Geordie from Newcastle upon Tyne (which was founded by the Romans). As pons aelius
    They actually improved it. Built bridges roads, temples, walls ect,

  • @MattttG3
    @MattttG3 ปีที่แล้ว

    10:40-10:48 did it? Or did it give us ALL the future we call present?

  • @ddc2957
    @ddc2957 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Caesar is fortunate when he invaded Gaul that the little Corporal with the big hat wasn’t yet waiting for him.

    • @ddc2957
      @ddc2957 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oui

    • @thebubbacontinuum2645
      @thebubbacontinuum2645 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Or Godzilla.

    • @kck-kck879
      @kck-kck879 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      "Little"?!?!

    • @ddc2957
      @ddc2957 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Little Corporal was a nickname he held.

  • @christopherevans2445
    @christopherevans2445 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Have Apollonius of tyna go talk to the seiger commander to talk him done 😉

  • @CGM_68
    @CGM_68 ปีที่แล้ว

    That image looks so much like a Peter Dennis illustration.

  • @Bizarreparade
    @Bizarreparade ปีที่แล้ว

    I haven laughed that hard in awhile. Bravo

  • @yellafellaplays6395
    @yellafellaplays6395 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Hi!! Love your channel

  • @kaelanmcquerry1285
    @kaelanmcquerry1285 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    humans never change

  • @Wordbird69
    @Wordbird69 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    All your base, base, base, all your base, are belong to us!

  • @kevting4512
    @kevting4512 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Face down. Bottoms up.

  • @raztaz826
    @raztaz826 ปีที่แล้ว

    Depart by secret passageway, by boat, or by clever disguise, or camoflage.

  • @htns
    @htns ปีที่แล้ว

    I love your videos, but would you please reconsider the over-use of brief pauses everywhere (in-between punctuation) when reading to us? I know it adds a nice dramatic effect but I have to speed up the audio at least 1.25x to 1.5x to try and make it sound more like the usual rhythm of a person speaking to another person (or else I can't focus on what is being actually said).

  • @hakijin
    @hakijin ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Who else watching this while their city is getting sacked by romans?

  • @lewissmith350
    @lewissmith350 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Hod hill, cool mention.

  • @zarrg5611
    @zarrg5611 ปีที่แล้ว

    Is the sack in question burlap or flax?

  • @gilvider9393
    @gilvider9393 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    According to the Babylonian Talmud the destuction of the Roman repression of the Bar Kokhba revolt was so great that a river of blood was flowing between the city of Beiter and Jerusalem

  • @pontifexmaximvs9563
    @pontifexmaximvs9563 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Really hate it when this kind of shit happens smh

  • @zbs8334
    @zbs8334 ปีที่แล้ว

    For your new book are you going to be doing any book signings? I live in Milwaukee and it wouldnt be a far drive down to Chicago.

  • @kawadashogo8258
    @kawadashogo8258 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I'd dig a secret underground room beneath my house with a very well-concealed entrance, stocked up with food, to hide out in during a sack. At least I'd like to think I would. I wonder if anyone in history ever tried that. You'd think someone would have. But obviously that's not viable for everyone; if everyone was doing it, the Romans would figure it out pretty quick.

  • @MALCode_A799
    @MALCode_A799 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    "Everything's for sale, my friend. Everything. If I had a sister, I'd sell her in a second."

  • @SkyFly19853
    @SkyFly19853 ปีที่แล้ว

    What an interesting question to ask...
    🤔😏

  • @Dataism
    @Dataism ปีที่แล้ว +1

    How helpful would playing dead be?

  • @tarasis2722
    @tarasis2722 ปีที่แล้ว

    well despite your advice i got myself captured, again :(, but thanks to betterhelp my time in captivity will now be mighty productive!

    • @tarasis2722
      @tarasis2722 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      🎵living in the city🎵

  • @burtan2000
    @burtan2000 ปีที่แล้ว

    I think Ser Jorah said it best when he informed Dany that all men ALL MEN contain a beast within them, and the beast stirs when you hand him a sword or a spear.
    That beast is there to keep you alive long enough to let it play its cruel game

  • @sanguiniusi8187
    @sanguiniusi8187 ปีที่แล้ว

    Snivelry! The ram has touched the wall. No mercy.

  • @matzekatze7500
    @matzekatze7500 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    How can soldiers be that brutal towards random people? I will never understand it.

    • @Art-is-craft
      @Art-is-craft 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Because life was brutal in that world. It was a dog eat dog world. Those soldier or in Rome’s case legionaries would have had friends die in the sacking of the city and by the time they got to the streets they would be in a blood frenzy.

    • @venomlink2033
      @venomlink2033 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      They were illiterate idiots who didn’t care about anyone else

    • @Monatio79
      @Monatio79 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Soldiers have been brutal towards random people since the beginning of time. Always have and always will. Once you train a man to be a killing machine, it's sometimes difficult to prevent this bloodlust from getting out of control. This is especially the case after the soldiers have experienced intense, psychological brutality, eg. seeing their comrades killed, living in abysmal conditions.

  • @lcmiracle
    @lcmiracle ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Cesar had a big heart, I wouldn't suffer those Gaelians

  • @eyesthatburnthemind
    @eyesthatburnthemind 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I walk around work listening to these in my pocket

  • @constantinexi6489
    @constantinexi6489 ปีที่แล้ว

    0:49 blame the first Rome Total War

  • @CarolineBearoline
    @CarolineBearoline ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Two words, tunnel bears!
    Historia Civilis ❤

    • @WoefulPie
      @WoefulPie ปีที่แล้ว +4

      This message was approved by Tribune Aquilas

  • @stevejohnson3357
    @stevejohnson3357 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Wow. Times have sure changed. Now we have drones.

  • @Diogenes_43
    @Diogenes_43 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    They weren't innocent, they were enemies of the empire.

  • @wilsontheconqueror8101
    @wilsontheconqueror8101 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Make a deal! Make a deal!😂