Mama vs choir rehearsal
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When Patti was singing I hollered! But then I found myself wondering why all the tenors are dead? That part was even funnier. EJ is hilarious. 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
Then me wondering if Mama had a lil sum sum going on with Deacon! 😂
CHILE....... Do you remember the AIDS crisis from the 90's? YES THEY GONE
@@karlgriggs332 wow, that was dark, dude. I think they were just old. Women tend to live longer.
@@trishasmith2303 sounds like
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I think I speak for everyone, but we need a part 2! 🙌
And I personally would like to get to know Miss Edis May a little better
Amen to that! Part 2! We have to hear from the Usher Board! Walking the aisles scaring all the children 😂
Yes yes yes!!
Yesss got me singing these old hymns we need a part 2 😂😂😂
Does anyone else think Miss Edis not deaf but trying not to hand over the tambourine….
Yes pt2 please, thank you
This put a smile on my face this morning😁
Thank you for making peppermint and butterscotch a part of this skit!
She forgot about the strawberry wrapped candy!
@@DarkLight6Tv literally though about that one too 😹😹😹
Dang I'm 49 and keep peppermint and butterscotch in my bag.
@DarkLight6Tv When I was young, Mom had peppermint and butterscotch candies. Or juicy fruit, double mint, and spearmint gum (one or the other), which we hid it in our jaws during church! I do love the strawberry candy, too. Great memories!!
Cause that’s ALL the old folks carried back in the day! I know my grandma had no idea what a jolly rancher was. Did y’all get that spicy cinnamon candy, too? Those were the days (in my Edith Bunker voice).
Mama’s hair is so dam healthy.🤣🥳🤣👏🏽. Perfectly processed like they used to do in the 90s.
It's dat dippitydo and them sponge rollers. Not a split end in sight and bounce fa days Chile 😂
It’s the Revlon relaxer, large bone rollers tied down with a square net and don’t forget the lotta body setting spray.
HA!
@@sandiebulysse3800 Amen to the Lottabody in with the blue/ purple color. Yessss.
That lotion was tight.
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Girl, this is my whole childhood at the Senior Choir rehearsal!!!!
I got grown and my husband was ordained a deacon at my childhood church and they was still carrying on!😂
This my choir rehearsal right now 😂😂😂😂
Mine toooo😂😂😂❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
Hand me your phone now go om time out 😂😂😂
LOL That's the first thing I thought about. Senior Choir!!!!
My mama sang faithfully on the choir until her illness prevented it, and every alto around her know that she had EVERYTHING in her purse/bag… candy, Lance crackers/nabs, Altoids, mini boxes of raisins, all types of the small Nabisco cookie, little individual packs of tissues, band aids, Tylenol and Motrin, Alka Seltzer… and sometimes hats and gloves that she would buy just in case at Dollar Tree… and randomly a gift for some single mothers child. And she talked to some like she was their mama 😅❤ I really miss my mom
Mama!!!!!; 😘
If your mama didn’t have everything from Dollar Tree in her purse was she really a mama?
I miss mine too. Thanks for making me remember and laugh 😂
Now THIS is a comprehensive list! Lol Your mama was truly the greatest 🏆👏🏽❤
She sounds like an amazing women🖤 she had the James Bond toolkit purse
Yassss!!!🤣🤣
Her calling EdissMae🤣🤣🤣 We know EdithMae is sick of her
EdissMae thinks the tambourine belongs to her personally! At my church it was Miss Ola who took the tambourine hostage every Sunday and at some point during a song from the choir Miss Ola was going to get Happy and fall out of the choir stand! 😂. There's a little door right beside the choir stand and at least once a year Miss Ola was going to fall out that door! But she was never hurt.
He's good and Gooder than Good
Lol.
😂😂😂😂😂Edith Mae!!!
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@kaamya921 😂🤣
Momma hit ‘em with the “I’ve been singing longer than you’ve been breathing. You ain’t finna tell me nothing” 😂😂
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That's the one!
This. Next time someone does this at our practice I'll only be able to think about EJ and I'll be asked to leave 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I think I’m gone say that line to somebody mind you I can’t sing a lick 😂😂
We love stubborn, tone deaf choir mothers 😂.
“What we NEED is more tenors…
But they all DEAD!!”🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂
EJ, you are priceless Every. Single. Time.
Thanks for the laughter!!❤️🌹🌹🌹
😂😂😂😂
AND HE IS WEARING IT 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 ☠️
Yooo🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂🎯🎯🎯I would love to see a sketch with Ms. Jackie trying to work remotely!!!
Oh, the Zoom meetings…… 😬👀👀👀👀👀😂
Oh wow 😳 She would be calling Robert every two minutes
She cant work remotely...remember the Ms Jackie vs the internet video
Yesss!!
Yassssss!!!
Someone give @EjSpeaks a: tv show, movie, award or something…🏆
If they do, they are going to change her. They are not going to let her use her creative talents. But I am not speaking against. I would a sketch show by EJ.
Frfr😂😂😂😂like nowwww
AND her 💐! She is TRULY a creative!
No, that media industry will ruin everything.
Yes!
"what we need is more Tenors, but they're all dead." I did not see that coming. Had me rolling 🤣🤣🤣🤣
That took a sharp left turn. I'm glad I wasn't eating
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Miss Patty's voice near about moved me to tears 😭😭😭
Of strong laughter
😂😂😂😂😂Lol
Sounded like someone was assaulting a horse. Lol
@@AlovellyoneYep that's the perfect description
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Oh my goodness! This was so hilarious!! A choir director can’t get NOTHING DONE with members like this!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤦🏾♀️🤦🏾♀️🎤
(But EJ got chops for real!!!😂👏🏾)
😂 LOVE Mama and the wig flicking!
The wig rocking take me out. I have to watch the video twice one for the rocking of wig and the second for the sketch.
That wig got gorilla glue on it that wig be rocking and rolling and don’t move and them curls go right back in to place when she shake that head moving that when she mad
It kept in place with every shake!
Take me OUT EVERYTIME 😂😂😂😂😂
.... It was Deacon Jones for me 😂😂😂
No wonder Mama thinks she can’t be flat if she is loving Ms. Patty’s singing. Ain’t nothing flat about Mam’s curls. I am gonna to pray for the choir director who wants to bring all the new fandangles into choir rehearsal.
Mama: Patty sing !
Patty:”🗣OoooOOOooOooOOOOo”
Mama: 🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽
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When she busted out "What A Fellowship" that was it for me!!!💀🤣💯🤦🏾♀️😭
EJ I’m not doing this with you this evening 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
She is out of pocket for this. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@SuzWhat 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Agreed! Tell me why I paused mid shoe removal now I'm sitting here one 👠 still on laughing and reliving my whole childhood Wednesday and Saturday nights😀😆😆😆😆
@@glad2balive 😂😂😂😂
That's the issue EJ is showing a bunch of our church life now or when we were younger. Now I'm stuck remembering the Mothers, choir director and members and how they cut up! We never needed to change anything if you ask our Church Mother. We didn't need no drum in the church. They use to just clap their hands and stomp their feet 😂
“I shall wear a croowowowowowwwwn” 😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
And he is wearing it 🤭
I know! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
EJ, you captured the personalities at Adult Choir Rehearsal and Church each week. James Cleveland and all the old-time gospel artists of the day were staples in our Church's musical repertoire. Good memories, Sis. ❤
She certainly did! Took me back to adult choir rehearsals on Saturday mornings!
I was raised in the Southern Baptist church in the south, played the piano for the choir and also sang soprano. EJ nailed this.
The choir director needed new members and put out a plea for folks to join. My dad, always doing the Lord’s will, joined. He looked great in the back row at 6’2” and handsome as all outdoors. But he could not carry a single note. Choir director pulled him aside one day and said “Wayne, we love having you in the choir, but could you sing a little more quietly?” 🫠🫠🫠
I have two million similar choir stories. This is my favorite sketch, EJ!❤️🥹😅🤣
I’m so glad I work at home. EJ gonna get us fired for laughing out loud! 😂😂😂
Yes, oh yes. Oh yes, O, yes,I, yes.
🎶 Please be patient with me. God is not through with me yet. 🎶.
You already know, 😉.
That off rythm clap 👏🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
What Mama gon do is shake that wig, throw plenty shade, sing her songs, call folks by the wrong name, and cry about something! I love it! 🤣😂
"Patti, sing!!" When she started singing...I hollered!! Lmao
Screamed!😂😂😂😂
"I beg your pardon. I've been singing over 50 years and you ain't gon tell me" 😂😂 it's always that one choir member 😂
Lawd the way I SCREAMED throughout this entire video 🤣🤣🤣 If you’ve ever, EVER been to the senior choir rehearsal you know this is exactly how it goes 😂😂
EJ always on point with her sketches
This may be my favorite yet
If you know you know❤.those peppermints and butterscotch candies came to the rescue for a many of children who were sitting in church pews with their stomach touching their back waiting for the sermons to be over
@@finishingwellthroughchrist5493 True
And her wigs!!!!
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“What a fellowship…..Whu-uuuh-ut” 😂😂😂😂😂
Come on, “What a fellowship…what a joy divine…leaning…” 😂
Been singing for the Lord for 50 years and I'm not tired yet. 🤣
I was done within the first minute because I sing with someone in our church choir now that swears up and down she is never flat but she throws everybody around her, myself included, off every time we're practicing 🤣🤣🤣🤣 And the peppermint...💀💀💀💀💀
Edith Mae😂😂😂if that isn't an old Lady in the choir name😂😂😂😂This whole skit took me out
i aint go lie...i like the ol school choir songs myself. John P Kee, Edwin Hawkins, Mississippi Mass Choir...that's what I grew up singing. Iont know none of this new stuff either lol
you just named a good portion of my saturday morning gardening playlist, LOL!
Uh, uh!!!!!!😂 I almost choked on Patti singing!🤣
Mama, this wig and the reality of this sketch. I almost spit my water out. 🤣😂
I couldn't hold my water in😂😂😂😂😂
YES
When Mama told Patti to sing and pointed, I laughed so hard 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Screamed😂😂😂😂😂
Dem curls got bounce to the ounce💚
Momma is MISSIONARY BAPTIST ❤😂 I know my people 🤣
This lady right here sings in OUR choir! Yes she does! & guess what, everybody holds a microphone except her. I caught her alone one day & asked her why, she said sometimes she forgets the words or is off key! 😆🤣😅
At least she's not in denial
Oh god I’m hollering!!!!
😂😂😂
Patti had me screaming so loud I sound just like her singing voice when I talk 🤣🤣🤣
If I didn’t laugh and holler at this one! Took me back to choir rehearsal as a child with my mama. I thoroughly enjoyed this one EJ! 😂😂😂😂 Sending it to my sister now.
@K V* Oh, I was laughing, hollering and I caught the holy spirit too when she sang I shall wear a crownnnnnn! "He is wearing it!" I shall wear a crown... I couldn't help but lift my hands up...felt that little cry in my thoak too. Pass me one of those peppermints 🤣
When Patty started singing, I LOST IT!!!!!!!! 😅🤣😂
3:23 I FELL OUT NOT DEACON JONES WEARING THE CROWN 😭😭😭
When the choir started singing... the look on her face while moving that wig was classic!! Lmao! 😂😂
OMG!!!! My dog came running when Patti lead soprano sang her note!! Hahaha 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Our childhood. Ears still hurting from the senior choir sanging. 🤣🤣 Thanks for the memories and laughter. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I got a feelin Miss Jackie & Mom are first cousins.😂
The way they act gots to be from the same bloodline.
That extra whuuaaaatttt took me out 😫😫🤣🤣🤣🤣🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾
BABY YOU KNOW ITS REAL WHEN YA SCALP START TO ITCH!!! 😂😂😂 I thought authors were just exaggerating when they said “scratching my head” no it’s a real thing! Foolery causes scalp inflammation!
😂😂😂😂”The Praise Team!” EJ! This entire video was LIFE!! ❤🙌🏼
Completely accurate!😂
I just noticed the safety pin in the cardigan...I'm done E J. You be having me rolling!!!
Ej is so on point with ALL of that! "Why is we wearing all these colors when we have robes?" LOL 😄
Yep, we paid GOOD MONEY for them robes too! Had fund raisers and fish frys for 2 YEARS for them robes, just for them to sit in back in the "family hall's" back closet! Yes ma'am, got plenty of them too because we had to buy in bulk so we had to order 50 of them, even though we only have 16 members and 2 of them never come to rehearsal... 😂🤣🤣😅
I can't stand yoooou🤣, also poor patty, give her one of those peppermints 🤣🤣
So good I had to watch it not once, not twice, but THRICE! 🙌🙌😂😂😂😂
One for the Father, one for the Son, and one for the Holy Ghost
- Christian Hope MBC circa 1978
Me Too! This took me back to my childhood church and when I got married my husband joined my church and the cutting up the older members would do me and my kids laugh about sometimes to this day! 😂
I was done when she said all the tenors dead and Deacon Jones is wearing a crown 😂😂😂
One thing for sure Sis.EJ’s sweater not coming apart with that BIG safety pin holding it together at the top. 😅🤣😂
The clap!!!! 😭
"I shall wear a crown...well he wearing it" I lost it 🤣🤣🤣
I did too come pick me up LOL
All the tenors dead bout killed me with them! But Mama managed to sound both flat and sharp at the same time!
Patty's soprano took me out🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lolololol LOLOLOL I just love how your wig curls bounces lolol!! I had to watch this VIDEO SEVERAL times. I almost choked on my sandwich when you said several things but my favorite part was when you talked about how all the tenors are dead now and that Deacon used to sing I shall wear a crown AND HE IS WEARING IT LOLOLOLOL!!
3:12 “ what we need is more tenors… but they all dead” MAAM I AM DEAD!!!! lol😂😂😂😂
That wig has a sassy personality all its own.
Mama stomping on the floor for Edis Mae made me think of Sister Mary Clarence trying to get Alma's attention in Sister Act 🤣
The WHATTTTTTTTTTT in "What a Fellowship" has sent me under my desk.
When you hit that “what a fellowshiiiipppp” I smiled so big 😁😁that’s one of my faves ❤️❤️🥰 the wig flipping sent me tho 😂😂 this was hilarious!!
It’s the Edith Mae for me….that’s exactly how they said my grandma’s name 🤣🤣🤣 edis Mae
Why, why, why - why did you do all that rocking side-to-side, clasping your hands together, etcetera - when Patti started the soprano piece?
Pure genius and perfection!
Mother, you better sang!! 🤣😂😂
The what a fellowship with the bravado and That wig came through too….i can’t 😂😂
Who told Patti that she could sing? 🤣🤣🤣🤦🏾♀️🤦🏾♀️
Yoooo🤣🤣🤣
When I heard we sing the praises to our king I hit the floor screaming hollering why they singing it like that omg , when she said what a fellow ship I fell out 😂😂😂😂
Baby that wig be workin 😭😭
EJ hit 'em with that "wu wu wu wu..!" 🤣🤣🤣
“He can go low too”😂😂😂🤣😭😭😭😭
When she burst out with "WHAT! A! FELLOWSHIP!" I almost fell out of my chair.
So, who killed all the tenors?
She could have left Deacon Jones out of this. I'm crying laughing. 😂🤣😭
“Qwhaaat Uhhh Phella-Sheeyeeeyippp.” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
**This is probably the ONLY thing I miss about chuuuch!**
- *BIG* "Alma! Check ya battery!" energy, and I *LOVE* it!
"...but they all dead." TOOK ME CLEEEEEAN OUT!! 😭😭😭
That "I shall wear a crown" has my eyes misty 🙌🏽🤣 That song touches my soul, Lord we thank you.
The heat up the place first then have us come is me every where I go smh🤦🏽♀️🤣😅
Lissssennnn Ma said her vocals have AWL da curves, hills AND bumps!! #ComeOnWithTheVocals
I am MAD I know ALL the old songs 😂😂 I'm with mama, NO BIBBITY BEBOP AND GIMME MY CHOIR ROBE 🤣🤣
Ok, mama and ms jackie give me life!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This is sooooo ridiculously on point! 🤣🤣🤣 Thank you, Mama! #leaningontheeverlastingarms
"Okay, now, hol' on, I don't unda'stan' why y'all gon' tell us to wurr yella, blue an' white when we got CHOIR robes!" Sounds like some Church Folk I know of. 🤣😆🤣😅🤣😅🤣😅🤣😅
The fact I read this as it was playing😂😂😂 subtitles are on point!!
I actually agree with her, we gotta wear these robes 😂
Mama is life. Without her I am not. I looovve her. The accuracy is unmatched. I need her in a sitcom
We know them curls ain't flat that's for sure!😂😂🤣
« What we need is some more tenors! But they all dead » 😂😂 That line took me out!!!😂😂
You AIN’T gone tell me!😂😂😂
Babyeeee that roller set is on point! 😅
This whole skit got me rolling. 🤣🤣🤣 All I need is Ms Jackie to be in the choir with her two cents.
I miss my mother so much, thanks for driving us down memory lane.
I loved members like that in the choir😂😂😂. Btw is that a roller set 😂
I had to go back and watch!
I’m dying!!! 😂😂 Soprano Pattie might have to give it up though . 😅
You took it WAYYYY BACK with 'I shall wear a crown!"
Somebody get Patty some WD40 for that throat 🤣🤣🤣
Peppermint will do it
WWWWHHHHHaTTTTT AaHHHH FELLLOWSHIPPPPPP 💀💀💀 EJ just leveled me up 💀💀💀🔥🔥🔥🔥
“What we need are more tenors….but they all dead”. 😂😂😂😂 Girl ain’t that the truth. They don’t make ‘‘em like they used to. That effortless singing.