Some guy attacked me last night because I said I was your fan. I proceeded to be the ultimate nuisance stalking and killing him and his friends while they tried to build their base
Ahhhhh the ancient reading of the book of DayZ... I lost my shit everytime it went from meeting the guy to suddenly cutting to the guy getting sliced lol
I think they should make it to where you can't give up and respawn when you're unconscious, I've lost so many opportunities to tie people up because they kill themselves when they get knocked out
In 1.21 you no longer die from jumping out of a car 1:45 yet you’re clothes get super fucked up…wobos latest video discusses it. Can now jump out and shoot too which is awesome.
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Love you🌹💚
Broccoli gang, represent!
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Bro. Every single time someone says something wholesome and you immediately cut to their corpse, I lose my shit. Keep it up my man.
Maybe. Maybe we should give him a chance....Cuts to you slicing him up lmfao. I love it so much 😂😂😂😂
imagine a car hitting a tree at the speed of light
Can’t lie haven’t watched zesty in a while and after returning it’s gotten even more entertaining
You Had a perfect “I have the high ground” opportunity
Fester knew what was up tho. He said "looking good is equally as important" lmao
I always watch these on the toilet so I can freely piss myself laughing.
Actually one of the best editing humor I've seen on youtube
A zesty vid for a zesty day! love to see it
The guy talking at the beginning is my hero! Never stop building people
So happy to be able to watch this not long after waking up Zesty Made my day
Some guy attacked me last night because I said I was your fan. I proceeded to be the ultimate nuisance stalking and killing him and his friends while they tried to build their base
Can you share my fire....pffft. 😂
The days trivia song and event always catches me off guard lmao
This is the best one yet. Bravo. You deserve your success sir.
Ahhhhh the ancient reading of the book of DayZ... I lost my shit everytime it went from meeting the guy to suddenly cutting to the guy getting sliced lol
what is that cliffhanger bro do you want me to go crazy in between?
Dude, when you scoped that guy out in the pd I was dying!😂😂😂😂😂
Omg that cut was so epic. I busted out laughing at work 😂😂
“Wait before you go let me give you something” 🤣🤣
God damn. This is the most hardcore betrayal from you yet. Absolutely GOD tier final confrentation
what a curious conundrum
I laughed, my dog laughed and Bing pretended to laugh. Love it.
bit of timmy and jimmy ahha 😂😂 bro ur gold
He im not bahhh man im not bahhh man ... cuts to the slice n dice 😂😂😂
glad to see another upload polvo!
Polvo the reason I have trust issues in this game 😂
Ahh... Good day when Polvo uploads. Prepare for the hard times to come folks! Be prepared, not scared!
That Moment when you See your Name … on the Human meet 😂😂 Greathings from Marvin from Germany
I think they should make it to where you can't give up and respawn when you're unconscious, I've lost so many opportunities to tie people up because they kill themselves when they get knocked out
Polvo never fails to make my toes tingle
Hey everyone 👋 Polvo’s cousin here! It was a pleasure getting to meet you all in his most recent stream! Stay strong and keep your feet 🦶 safe!
Bro theres no way there can be this many coincidences 😭😭
"i'm not that man"
-dies
The potato thing is far from the worst you've done in this game but profoundly disrespectful, very nice
Cant get over the fact he speak EspanoL lol love this guy
fits of laughter watching every upload
OMG when you put the guy in the skirt, I laughed SO HARD! =)
1:09 dayz in a nutshell
pesty zolvo 👌👌 only the best content creator of dayz out there
your videos are the really best of dayz entertainment you can get polvo thank you
What Makarov said in COD 4:49
I love how oblivious the players are this shit has me dying
You are hilarious my man, just sat on my toilet laughing for 10 minutes, thanks for the great content!
Chincho was a magical dog. He will be missed😢 😅
In 1.21 you no longer die from jumping out of a car 1:45 yet you’re clothes get super fucked up…wobos latest video discusses it. Can now jump out and shoot too which is awesome.
Best DayZ edits
Polvo
The Gunna reference is crazy.
that was hella funny 1 moment hes alive then u cut to cutting up his dead body ahahhahahahahahaha
DUDE 😭😭😭 the intro
Its 9am and i almost squirted coffee out of my nose... Good one mi Polvo!
oh fuck yeah, early to the Zesty train
whole video I was lmao good shit bro
Polvo, try the 1000x server if you ever get the chance. I love it man, can see you having some fun on there too.
Love your content. Always watch you live when I can
You sliced so many people up, it felt like a butcher at work pov and I was al for it
4:00, 5:00 ahahahahaha duuude
Polvo, was the desert question a trick? The guy got it right lol.
Bro, it's easier to Google the question than asking here. 🤣 The correct answer is the Antartic Polar Desert!
Best video yet
Amazing stuff as always dude!
8:14 YES YOU USED IT
Lol dude I died laughing when u showed me that
@@ZestyPolvo mmmm MMMMMM tastyyyy
Had a pc for about 7 hour i wish people said do you want to team up lol ! My keyboard hand is like I’m using my foot 😂😂😂
I have anxiety knowing I’m gonna be in a vid one day after saying no to teaming 😭
Great vid polvo
damn i feel like playing dayz again after this vid :d
I love this channel so much
lol is it bad that i knew what was the largest desert lmao
This guy 🤣🤣🤣
give a golden apple to chencho
very quick pace video me like
You did the tiktok trend, and i's funny!
Yo Polvo jump if u getting stunlocked u can escape it
Ruin their lives !!! LOVE IT
Appreciate you! 🙏
Te amo bro, amo tus vídeos
i was surprised you didnt kill your fan lmao
NVGs are easy to find imo, just not thr headstraps
Zesty *ZESTY*
10:00 ahahahahahahahaha
trust no one and life will last
HERCULES 😈
Parkour! 😮
you are great love the content.
Also, playing on RU servers is just the lore accurate way to play, since the survivors will all have accents and hate foreigners! (jk love u ruskis)
And remember, no russian no russian
Hold F 😂
hahahaha hold "F" xdd
I’d be ya friend!
عالی بود 3>
Man how do y’all find other players? I swear to god I’ve been walking for hours and I’ve only met two people who just happened to want me dead lol
Epic vid.
“Do you wanna team up? Or double it up and feed it to the next person?
Ok I want to know what religion was that in the beginning. Lol
I want a team so bad I'm so tired of playing alone 😪
Nahhhh the guy playing as a girl like dude zestys so good he literally will take your whole kit wear it drain ur health then give it back
Why do I never see people.
amazing video
Thank you 🙏
zestyyy
banger
So true
Hold f whahaha