How do these people survive DayZ?

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  • @shawnfisher3457
    @shawnfisher3457 ปีที่แล้ว +166

    I love how he keeps putting 24-11 or 18-11 when that has nothing to do with it😂 the answer is always eleven

    • @SkyFullOfPotential
      @SkyFullOfPotential ปีที่แล้ว +8

      i was about to type the exact same thing, thank you lol

    • @jonnyfatboy7563
      @jonnyfatboy7563 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      what! u must be a genius 😂

    • @DaleMontdale-xd1mc
      @DaleMontdale-xd1mc ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I've screamed 11 at my phone so long that I'm actually questioning if 11 is actually the answer.

    • @xxelitewolfxx1337
      @xxelitewolfxx1337 ปีที่แล้ว

      It’s 13 tf ?

    • @peniscanis8100
      @peniscanis8100 ปีที่แล้ว

      99?

  • @frederickreyes6582
    @frederickreyes6582 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    HAHAHAHA the sequence of Brooke and I fucking up the landmines killed me! Greg's announcer voice also got me... God I love these moments

    • @morguk2069
      @morguk2069 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      the only game u can have this sort of experience many have copied an failed

    • @frederickreyes6582
      @frederickreyes6582 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@morguk2069 I couldn’t agree more!

  • @Mr_Cerecero
    @Mr_Cerecero ปีที่แล้ว +54

    “Will you drive away in luxury or will you fucking die”🤣🤣🤣 great video Polvo. Keep it up man❤️

    • @uddie
      @uddie ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i couldn't think of anything else 😂

  • @nyli9877patriotpreparedness
    @nyli9877patriotpreparedness ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Happy 4/20 folks, enjoy, have a wonderful, safe, and relaxing day!

    • @gianthighlights2452
      @gianthighlights2452 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thank you but im all outta wax 😢

    • @HAMRADIO-w3g
      @HAMRADIO-w3g ปีที่แล้ว

      If only you knew....

    • @Folfah
      @Folfah ปีที่แล้ว

      spent the day nice and toasty

  • @avian68tb
    @avian68tb ปีที่แล้ว +61

    Watching these people actually being mentally challenged makes me see the wisdom of Thanos

    • @Overboard141
      @Overboard141 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dude. That's what I said about Hitler 😬😵

    • @Toxic_Dominat810
      @Toxic_Dominat810 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Overboard141 Hitler had an alterior motive. One that is not taught in schools.

    • @Goblin209
      @Goblin209 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      broo💀💀@@Overboard141

  • @pizzapozz7733
    @pizzapozz7733 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    So nice of you to teach him how to drive.
    How to treat shock.
    How to walk.
    And how not to trust anyone.
    Such a nice person you are

  • @hubudubebububububeubub
    @hubudubebububububeubub ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The way he kinda was killed off screen was so psychopathic. 11:20 like he had worn out his purpose.😂😂

  • @Danno5894
    @Danno5894 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    This was so good.
    Why can’t I meet people like this on DayZ. I wanna have some fun too

    • @cmg2853
      @cmg2853 ปีที่แล้ว

      Im not 100% sure on this but I think Polvo plays on Vanilla servers a lot.

  • @joevehige8558
    @joevehige8558 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Man the missed SK shot that ended up hitting the guy behind who you were aiming at and the ensuing on screen meme are *chefs kiss*

  • @MonkeyShark
    @MonkeyShark ปีที่แล้ว +1

    17:14 Surprised nobody mentioned how the guy's character from this shot even looks like Homelander lol

  • @ATHFShakeZulah
    @ATHFShakeZulah ปีที่แล้ว +14

    It's hard to think of new content but you manage it ZP. Respect

  • @chronosgod1
    @chronosgod1 ปีที่แล้ว

    2:51 the way the zombie fell over is hilarious lmao

  • @sakurazami9437
    @sakurazami9437 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Wake up babe, new Polvo DayZ video just dropped

  • @No1sworduserahatedbyeveryone
    @No1sworduserahatedbyeveryone ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Dude keep up the great work I love your channel and your streams are the best so are your videos 😎

    • @ZestyPolvo
      @ZestyPolvo  ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I appreciate you brother! 🙏

    • @No1sworduserahatedbyeveryone
      @No1sworduserahatedbyeveryone ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And I appreciate you and your channel because when I'm feeling down or sad I just watch your videos or if you are streaming I'll normally watch the whole thing

  • @BladeStar420
    @BladeStar420 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "If you were born 11 years ago, how old would you be today?"
    Me: THE ANSWER IS 11! HOW CAN YOU LIVE WITH ONLY TWO BRAIN CELLS TO RUB TOGETHER???

  • @kobysanders2489
    @kobysanders2489 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    My boy was trigger happy in the beginning over the number we need more people like him 😂

  • @jeffheyer7783
    @jeffheyer7783 ปีที่แล้ว

    “Nice to meet you I am brand new….”
    “…that’s perfect…”
    Poor fool lol

  • @b_bogg
    @b_bogg ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The 4/20 special!

  • @octalpaprika265
    @octalpaprika265 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    oh potatoes, and molasses

  • @TenthSgtSnipes
    @TenthSgtSnipes ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Polvo just out here virtually slapping all his friends for screwing up the prank repeatedly lmao

  • @davidrousseau100
    @davidrousseau100 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Bro, no matter what their age is, if they were born 11 years ago, they would be 11 LOL

  • @xlms2572
    @xlms2572 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    polvo, in the video after the question of guy near police department you showed 24 - 11= x on the screen, but if he was born 11 years ago he would be 11, not 13, haha. am I right?

  • @Sedat51
    @Sedat51 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    bro this was so good the cuts were on point xD the answers gold dude

  • @ericweber4310
    @ericweber4310 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Dude.... No matter how old someone is right now, if they were born 11 years ago, they'd still be 11 years old.

    • @CR1MS-87
      @CR1MS-87 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah that was annoying me too. Does he think he's asking a different question, like minus eleven from your age? I get the answers are funny but if someone answered eleven they'd probably be shot and ridiculed

    • @MattPuxty
      @MattPuxty ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@CR1MS-87They know. Listen to the guy at 15:52
      I think it’s a relatively famous trick. The questions are worded in such a way that they tend to confuse people. Although most of these people’s answers had no logic so behind them so 🤷🏻‍♂️
      *edit* I just listened to the part of the video I linked. Funny as 😂

    • @CR1MS-87
      @CR1MS-87 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@MattPuxty lol yeah, I should've kept watching before I left a comment

  • @slugdaslump1889
    @slugdaslump1889 ปีที่แล้ว

    Like how the dayz trivia is just montage of people waking up tied up 🤣

  • @JackMoore-ww5fm
    @JackMoore-ww5fm ปีที่แล้ว

    “Let’s go with that multiple choice” 💀💀🤣

  • @mg.sneaky
    @mg.sneaky ปีที่แล้ว

    “Was he right , he wasn’t right was he” 😭

  • @epidemicstudios
    @epidemicstudios 21 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Greg's radio voice is perfect

  • @Omnipotent645
    @Omnipotent645 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Zesty got the best editing, I p*ssed my pants just like 15 secs in

  • @TheGoldPanner
    @TheGoldPanner ปีที่แล้ว +2

    These videos make me feel so good about the fact that I got this question right when you hit me with it.

  • @chosenchad1155
    @chosenchad1155 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I rat and camp from city to city listening to the wind. I only reveal myself if people are friendly. I have sniped people from 500+ meters away and always find a mosin somehow. Don’t fuck with the village.

  • @terrellsdoomed
    @terrellsdoomed ปีที่แล้ว +3

    you can see the effort in this video, good shit Polvo, great vid

  • @nathangreene3869
    @nathangreene3869 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    How hard is it to answer that question wtf 🤣🤣🤣

  • @ronancusack9744
    @ronancusack9744 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I've been watching his videos for a while now and every single one still managed to make me laugh amazing vid keep it up polvo

  • @gandalfthegreen117
    @gandalfthegreen117 ปีที่แล้ว

    Absolutely love the Pineapple Express edits!! 😂

  • @ynwgoob6467
    @ynwgoob6467 ปีที่แล้ว

    3:00 someone did this landmine trick on official to my teamate 2 days ago. we saw a white olga and we stopped our humvee as soon as he stepped in BOOM

  • @tilttiwow
    @tilttiwow 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I've watched bunch of your vids, really funny stuff! Keep at it

  • @JellyCatGaming
    @JellyCatGaming ปีที่แล้ว

    Awesome vid. Watched the whole thing. Glad to see you blowing up Zesty P!

  • @briarthornton
    @briarthornton ปีที่แล้ว

    Needed a 🎶🎵🎶🎵DAYZ TRIVIA NIGHT🎵🎶🎵🎶 frfr thank you

  • @robertruwe5170
    @robertruwe5170 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Omg when you did the on todays episode of fd up i bout peed myself i was laughing so hard 😂😂😂

  • @Huey101Shots
    @Huey101Shots 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Frederick POV is just a vibe.

  • @bennybenns
    @bennybenns 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Came for the Dayz, stayed for the OSRS beats

  • @arturpirkos148
    @arturpirkos148 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I love you bro!!! Masterpiece

  • @ericsmith313
    @ericsmith313 9 วันที่ผ่านมา

    i love revisiting old vids, he said 15, too funny

  • @zztopwildman9104
    @zztopwildman9104 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I was today years old when i learned 24-11 is 15. Quick math

  • @rodrigolopes6435
    @rodrigolopes6435 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Man, that meme of a woman thinking, I know that brazilian woman. 😆

  • @No1sworduserahatedbyeveryone
    @No1sworduserahatedbyeveryone ปีที่แล้ว +4

  • @teeborg1519
    @teeborg1519 ปีที่แล้ว

    I am ficking out of breath from laughing. Thanks Eathan.

  • @uddie
    @uddie ปีที่แล้ว

    6:25 screw off 😂

  • @sakamura30
    @sakamura30 ปีที่แล้ว

    Pour Ethan 😂😂You are so evil but so funny😂💀

  • @jimmygadd
    @jimmygadd ปีที่แล้ว

    The new guy is starting to know dayz in a real dayz way

  • @Zachalackalackalack
    @Zachalackalackalack ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Oooh my God the slap scenes 😂😂😂😂

  • @dreki1422
    @dreki1422 ปีที่แล้ว

    The right tittle should be how these poeples survive in real life 😂

  • @Capt_Caveman205
    @Capt_Caveman205 ปีที่แล้ว

    You're so fucking good at this game!!😂😂 love ya Polvo

  • @anthonyg.6302
    @anthonyg.6302 ปีที่แล้ว

    thx for this top tier entertainment lmao

  • @Knackeredandbroke
    @Knackeredandbroke ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Don't know if I watched this live or I'm having déjà-vu?
    Still funny a hell

  • @krkanee
    @krkanee ปีที่แล้ว

    Polvo took trolling to another level

  • @pandaoncrack6205
    @pandaoncrack6205 ปีที่แล้ว

    reminds me of the time i ran into 4 landmines in a 30 minute period at tisy

  • @johnrudolchick8868
    @johnrudolchick8868 ปีที่แล้ว

    Everyone I play dayz with smokes a ton of weed all day so this makes perfect sense

  • @armandsash4797
    @armandsash4797 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    finaly some good content

  • @michaelevans1738
    @michaelevans1738 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    If someone was born 11 years ago they’d be 11, is asking their current age just to throw them off?

  • @narthropi666
    @narthropi666 ปีที่แล้ว

    wow man I just discovered your channel and I absolutely love it. You're so funny and creative Instantly subbed to you. Thank you for making me laugh :)

  • @creamofthecrop5563
    @creamofthecrop5563 ปีที่แล้ว

    What movies are the edits from where the guy is slapping people? Looks pretty funny

  • @REDGamingTY
    @REDGamingTY 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Honestly I think dayz trivia is a good idea

  • @Reggie717
    @Reggie717 ปีที่แล้ว

    Awesome video, laughed my ass off at 8:48

  • @Chinsoup
    @Chinsoup ปีที่แล้ว

    Man you remind me when the game first came out. Just brutal

  • @Pexodus11
    @Pexodus11 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Damn that new player ran into the wrong person.

  • @bastiimit2i185
    @bastiimit2i185 ปีที่แล้ว

    These slaps are insane

  • @xMattOxi
    @xMattOxi ปีที่แล้ว

    Such an underrated creator

  • @Overboard141
    @Overboard141 ปีที่แล้ว

    What's the music at 6:10?

  • @vibinwithvince6579
    @vibinwithvince6579 ปีที่แล้ว

    Shear oblivious will.

  • @victorjuradojimenez8733
    @victorjuradojimenez8733 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Tus vídeos nunca decepcionan😂

  • @NordicPlaysYT
    @NordicPlaysYT ปีที่แล้ว +3

    PD glorry hole😄

  • @matthewwheeldon6385
    @matthewwheeldon6385 ปีที่แล้ว

    Ethans brain broke lol

  • @mikeleetorris
    @mikeleetorris ปีที่แล้ว

    Fearless would have so much fun in dayz

  • @kneecaps4530
    @kneecaps4530 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Naw how do these mfs get worse and worse at math, like I'd understand not getting the trick question but 18-11=6 😂😂😂

  • @-MasterChief-
    @-MasterChief- ปีที่แล้ว

    I remember this live...polvo streams are lit 😂

  • @smiltis
    @smiltis ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Im Sorry for The Ethan. He was So trustful.

  • @fastair8546
    @fastair8546 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    casually bandages after being blown up by an anti-tank mine

  • @bakedbuttonbasherZ
    @bakedbuttonbasherZ ปีที่แล้ว

    I ask myself that question everytime we head inland. HOW DO WE MANAGE IT?! Then that begs the question why is it so hard for everyone else?

  • @3amNightFrog
    @3amNightFrog ปีที่แล้ว

    ♪What can I say except you're welcome!♪

  • @HyperHyena88
    @HyperHyena88 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    You ruined Ethan's trust for life 😂

  • @cxnt_stepper2287
    @cxnt_stepper2287 ปีที่แล้ว

    I was thinking about ur video where u did the do u want this much money or double it and give it to the next person what about if u did “do u want what’s in this bag (which could be nothing or high tier items) or do u want this” and u could do it as a trade their item for such bag full of whatever / item or just as it is

  • @padwock2294
    @padwock2294 ปีที่แล้ว

    It makes my brain hurt seeing the - 11 = as if that line of logic makes it any better

  • @falcon820
    @falcon820 ปีที่แล้ว

    I just discovered your channel and I'm really enjoying it🧟🙂

  • @j9ez
    @j9ez ปีที่แล้ว +7

    We love braindead survivors

  • @rahman-o3r
    @rahman-o3r ปีที่แล้ว

    guy on the telecom or speaker whatever the fk its called, was a real one, loved his enthusiasim sry i cant spell

  • @justdeath...
    @justdeath... 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Forget that they can't figure out the question, how the fuck can Noone subtract 11 from their age?!

  • @ownnsheehry6833
    @ownnsheehry6833 ปีที่แล้ว

    You should build a maze in one of those big factories and put grenade in a pot on top of a stove top and get a bunch of people inside the maze have someone start cooking the grenade and once it explodes after the two minutes who ever is in the middle of maze survives gets escorted out and the maze gets gassed repeat the maze until there is one guy and the winner get some food

  • @FatherLamb
    @FatherLamb ปีที่แล้ว

    IM LITERALLY IN TEARS

  • @TrippleNine666
    @TrippleNine666 ปีที่แล้ว

    2:05 was he right? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 i die and revive just to die again

  • @Malonik
    @Malonik ปีที่แล้ว

    It wouldn't be 24 - 11 because you keep asking if they were born 11 years ago rather than prior to that. So the answer is always 11?

  • @elisiahpoe6996
    @elisiahpoe6996 ปีที่แล้ว

    His voice turns me tf on every video 😊

  • @cypherpunk1917
    @cypherpunk1917 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Wow, this game is so good

  • @hatsalittle8189
    @hatsalittle8189 ปีที่แล้ว

    the best vengeance was the first.

  • @snakeoflordran9573
    @snakeoflordran9573 ปีที่แล้ว

    the 77 + 33 thing, that fucked me up for a long time, im fucking dumb.

  • @deftwheat4417
    @deftwheat4417 ปีที่แล้ว

    Great stuff bro🙏🏽

  • @6esd
    @6esd ปีที่แล้ว

    I first thought, this is really cruel, Then i came my senses, it's really funny.

  • @killarooo5761
    @killarooo5761 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Why did you caption 24-11=? When talking to Eithen, I thought the question was how old hed be if he was born 11 years ago, so shouldnt it have captioned 0+11=?

  • @DuDuZ___
    @DuDuZ___ ปีที่แล้ว

    Im from Brazil, and i really would like to know why "potatoes and molasses" when he miss the shots?? LMAO

    • @chikenmcsandwich4413
      @chikenmcsandwich4413 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      because in English speakin gaming culture saying someone shoots like a potato is like saying they shoot bad