"I'm a 34 year old man just trying to play a game, I'm not doing that man" Much self respect. Glad you didn't kill him for that, lol. Keep up the great videos Polvo
Haha too funny... appreciate all the time spent to bring people these funny encounters man, special shout-out to all the folks who actually tried lol 😂
i have 9000+ hours in that game,i em pro player,i play in mega team in top 3 servers in dayz,and my team is 10/20 people in PVP,and we kiling everything what walking,we making genocide,nobody cant nothing to do,we are normal like you,we helping to other,but we kiling idiots..and you video is good and funy,you give to us good idea,we will duing maybe something like that in future..TRhanks for Nice Video
I don't get why they give up. I think something like that happening would be a high light not a bad thing. Part of dayz is not knowing what to expect. Good stuff man.
the reason we give up is because rarely do people restrain you. I used to get knocked unconscious and would just wait until i wake up, but everytime as im about to wake i guess they finish me off. So yea i learned why waste 20 seconds trying to wake up when 9/10 times they are just running up to finish u off. This is true as a fresh spawn or even a bit after fresh spawn. If i have good gear and get shot, ofcourse i would wait to wake up, he could be far, prob cant find my body etc.. but as a fresh spawn or even with whatever gear its not worth the wait.
I just found youre channel recently and im having a great time watching this hilarious clips and crazy edits keep this videos up dude youre legend sry for my bad english
i think sometimes ppl just give up when knocked up bc they are fed up and before they would try to survive but end up dying anyway so they give up immediately as a sign like “i don’t care” to their attacker but it sucks when ur not gonna kill them lol
17:39 “bro that’s a made up song!” 💀 17:58 *points gun* “hold before you do that…” bro had to get his last lick in before being transferred to the cemetery.
Damn... That second guy was going through it. You know that mf works two jobs, has 2 kids and a wife that constantly naggs him about everything. Bro was probably juts trying to blow off a little steam after a 16 hour work day. You can hear the will to live fading away in his voice. Bro has that auto pilot, monotone, depressed voice. I feel for that man.
15:59 They give up because they think they died. A black screen comes up and they just click respawn without even checking to see if it says "you are dead" on the screen. Kind of a poor design choice if you ask me. Combined with the exact same loud-ass shotgun sound as with regular rounds... they definitely think they ded.
Yeah, I kinda figure that their mind has enough times to process that it was a shotgun blast and think that they're dead or about to be dead; most forget about the rubber slugs. The bear trap would be a better and funnier method
Hahaha! The guy in this video’s picture looks like the guy we stalked on the way home. He happen to be going in the same direction as us for like 10 blocks. We took alley ways and still bumped into him. He was scared but it was hilarious to us! No harm here! HalleluYah! Praise to Yah for your life! Yahuah is the Creator of the heavens and the earth(Genesis 1:1 In the beginning Elohim created the heavens and the earth) and Yah gave His only brought-forth(begotten) Son, Yahoshua ‘Yah is Salvation’ Messiah(John 3:16 “For Elohim so loved the world that He gave His only brought-forth Son, that everyone who believes in Him should not perish but possess everlasting life.) to sweat blood(Luke 22:44 And being in agony, He was praying more earnestly. And His sweat became like great drops of blood falling down to the ground.) and be brutally murdered on a stake(cross) and be resurrected on the third day for the sins of all of humanity!(1 Corinthians 15:3-5 For I delivered to you at the first that which I also received: the Messiah died for our sins according to the Scriptures, and that He was buried, and that He was raised the third day, according to the Scriptures, and that He was seen by Kêpha(Sha’ul who is also called Paul), then by the twelve.) (1 Corinthians 15:3-5 For I delivered to you at the first that which I also received: the Messiah died for our sins according to the Scriptures, and that He was buried, and that He was raised the third day, according to the Scriptures, and that He was seen by Kêpha(Sha’ul who is also called Paul), then by the twelve.) Follow Yahuah’s 7 easy feast of remembrance and keep Yah’s Sabbath(Day 7; Day of Rest)! Yahshua literally means ‘Yah is Salvation’ and His death and resurrection gave us the Gift of the Set-Apart Spirit to be our Guide and Helper to do what is right in Yah’s eyes! Elohim is plural for ‘Mighty Ones’ and Eloah is singular for ‘Mighty One’ and the Arabic word for ‘Elohim’ means ‘Judges and Rulers’ or ‘Judges or Rulers’! Hallelujah is properly spelled ‘HalleluYah’ which literally means ‘praise to Yah’! Yahshua literally means ‘Yah is Salvation’! HalleluYah! Yahshua is the Messiah! “Jesus” is Greek for ‘hail Zeus’ and ‘Iesous/Iasous’ is four(4) deities/idols/mighty ones names combined, including the ‘Zeus’! ‘Lord’ is Hebrew for ‘Ba’al’ in every real Hebrew translation! “Christ” is the Greek deity/idol/mighty one ‘Christos’! “God” is “god” is “Gade” is “Gad”, “Ghode” is “Gawd” is the Pagan deity/idol/mighty one of “fortune”! Yeshua/Yehoshua when directly translated from Hebrew to English is Joshua!
i have 9000+ hours in that game,i em pro player,i play in mega team in top 3 servers in dayz,and my team is 10/20 people in PVP,and we kiling everything what walking,we making genocide,nobody cant nothing to do,we are normal like you,we helping to other,but we kiling idiots..and you video is good and funy,you give to us good idea,we will duing maybe something like that in future..TRhanks for Nice Video
Cool concept but people would rather combat log than play. It's funny because I've heard people say and do outlandish shit in this game but the idea of publicly singing it what's breaks then
How does he find these people who live under rocks and never listen to music in their lives? If I was confronted with this game id ace it every time hahahah.
9:08 iliterally started singing " i........ Just wanna tell you how am feeling gotta make you, understand ! " And what song does he sing !! LOL 😆 Of all the other songs it could have been..😅🤭
Ill tell u why people give up because they might be tired after work and only have a short gaming period to meet up with friends without the possibility of being restrained for like an hour of tourture and bad jokes. not you btw i enjoy this but Yknoe
“I’m a 34 year old man just tryna play a game” respect to that sir
He a G for that
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43 and this is my general reaction to bandits as a freshie. Do your worse lol. Not giving a fuck literally saved his life.
I'm 37 and have been playing this for 8 weeks now. That reasoning hasn't occurred to me to use yet. Will try next time I'm held up on the coast.
"I'm a 34 year old man just trying to play a game, I'm not doing that man" Much self respect. Glad you didn't kill him for that, lol. Keep up the great videos Polvo
that was so good, I was laughing hard.
He was the perfect target to forcibly keep alive. Man wouldve never player again
i mean i wouldve pushed for it, "cmon man have some fun with it or choose ur own song" never too old for fun!
kinda shows immaturity its jst a little game who tf is too old to sing dayz community jst borin fr
@@A1isway2trappy bro didnt wanna sing leave him alone
Polvo single handedly creating the most terrifying question in Dayz:
"Do you want to play a game?"
jigsaw shamelessly copied
Haha too funny... appreciate all the time spent to bring people these funny encounters man, special shout-out to all the folks who actually tried lol 😂
Lol the ones that actually try make it so worth it 😅 you can always truly see the difference. I'm waiting for the day we see some true talent
i have 9000+ hours in that game,i em pro player,i play in mega team in top 3 servers in dayz,and my team is 10/20 people in PVP,and we kiling everything what walking,we making genocide,nobody cant nothing to do,we are normal like you,we helping to other,but we kiling idiots..and you video is good and funy,you give to us good idea,we will duing maybe something like that in future..TRhanks for Nice Video
I don't get why they give up. I think something like that happening would be a high light not a bad thing. Part of dayz is not knowing what to expect. Good stuff man.
the reason we give up is because rarely do people restrain you. I used to get knocked unconscious and would just wait until i wake up, but everytime as im about to wake i guess they finish me off. So yea i learned why waste 20 seconds trying to wake up when 9/10 times they are just running up to finish u off. This is true as a fresh spawn or even a bit after fresh spawn. If i have good gear and get shot, ofcourse i would wait to wake up, he could be far, prob cant find my body etc..
but as a fresh spawn or even with whatever gear its not worth the wait.
"I'm a 34 yo man just trying to play a game." Relatable. 🤣
“I’m a 34 year old man just trying to play a game”😂😂😂
Loved your gameplay but that one clip where your friends got revenge on the girl and the no-mic really soured my opinion on them.
Ron was a real one 😂 literally the best. This video is so great!👏🏻👏🏻
Fast as f*** bwoy.! ^^
I was laughing my ass off every time the dudes with broken legs fell unconscious
I just found youre channel recently and im having a great time watching this hilarious clips and crazy edits keep this videos up dude youre legend sry for my bad english
3:35 We will we will rock you!
I was eating ice cream and thought id watch this video. Yoo I nearly died of laughter ive subbed keep up the work my guy
Did you play Phantasy star? Loriishu ?
i think sometimes ppl just give up when knocked up bc they are fed up and before they would try to survive but end up dying anyway so they give up immediately as a sign like “i don’t care” to their attacker but it sucks when ur not gonna kill them lol
8:55 Gray has such a beautiful voice, im sure he will pass
i like when they give up
2:54 I know who that is he's a steamer named DrummerxDan
Got them singing at gunpoint!! 😆
“I’m not a serial killer I use rubber for a reason…….”
You've encourage me to be a socipath again in dayz every 3rd person is safe
Your play style is what makes people give up… how do you not get that?
thank you!!
16:42 i use rubber on purpose ...me too bro me too 😂
Dude. I’m really enjoying you’re videos. Always entertaining. Keep it up!
Bro have people start singing children’s story by slick Rick, wait can followers start requesting songs for people to sing??
Oh my gosh yes please!
6:25 if I heard that voice I'd press F11. It sounded really creepy Polvo.
0.41 killed me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I'm a 34 year old man, JUST TAKE ME GOD!!!!
17:39 “bro that’s a made up song!” 💀
17:58 *points gun* “hold before you do that…” bro had to get his last lick in before being transferred to the cemetery.
Ese tipo estaba tan cansado de la vida que dijo can you shoot me in the face now LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO
Damn... That second guy was going through it. You know that mf works two jobs, has 2 kids and a wife that constantly naggs him about everything. Bro was probably juts trying to blow off a little steam after a 16 hour work day. You can hear the will to live fading away in his voice. Bro has that auto pilot, monotone, depressed voice. I feel for that man.
The way some people beg to be let go. LOL!
Goddam, im a 35 year old man and I would have sung the shit out of that song hahahaha
It’s because you’re a real one
Naw I can get all that gear in 5 minutes, kill me so I can spawn far away
Honestly bro what servers are you playing on to find fun stuff like this. I want in lol
That part at 9:20 was too funny. 😂
Dude that didn’t know queens had to go regardless 😂
Your vids are amazing. Best Dayz youtuber for multiple shorts like this atm
"Im a 34 yo man just trying to play a game" xD
damn i just realised making people sing Bohemian Rhapsody in dayz is fucking pefect xd
If you've never been rickrolled we can't hangout 😂
So entertaining. Your dayz content is 2nd to none. Your singing though.... haha
"Uh, can you shoot me in the head now?" Fucking eh man lol
19:27 Best part lmaoooo. "I think Rick Astley is a punk bi*ch" *BLAM*
I’m let down by the lyrical effort of pc prisoners. We need pure X factor
15:59 They give up because they think they died. A black screen comes up and they just click respawn without even checking to see if it says "you are dead" on the screen.
Kind of a poor design choice if you ask me. Combined with the exact same loud-ass shotgun sound as with regular rounds... they definitely think they ded.
Yeah, I kinda figure that their mind has enough times to process that it was a shotgun blast and think that they're dead or about to be dead; most forget about the rubber slugs. The bear trap would be a better and funnier method
Wait that thumbnail picture that looks like the same guy in the Mountain Dew advertisement how did he get there
Pina Coladas got me, I've would have died.
bro every time he sings a rickroll he gets the lyrics wrong XD
smh never know you could craft splint with duct tape
NBC suit Shrek Zombiee did good job.
"Restain him tie him up."
*Starts giving cpr
Random friendly walks up
"OH hello"
And…. I just told a lie. That’s got me in a clutch.
DayZ is not a game it's a movie plot twist
dude this is pure gold.... everyone should subscribe to this channel that plays dayz
The Britney Spears had me shook 😂
My boy polvo with the runningmz and stimpee are my trio rexipe for a good life ,
I like this game lol all these people giving up though, wtf? Why even play DayZ?! Haha good one bro.
That singing is A++ bro
Lol ima 34 year old man just trying to play a game 🤣🤣
Did... did you just restrain a guy with his friend's intestines?
Bruh this is hilarious. I wish i would come across you it would be awesome
there is also an unspoken dayz code and you break it.
Bru you are genuinely so fucking funny I love it😂
NIKKI WITH THE SAVE!!!
I trryyy
What does he uses to record?
34 year old man peaked a long time ago and he just wants to enjoy his game dammit!
What server this on?
When people say "im a man just trying to play a game" cracks me up. They're not too manly to game, but too manly to goof around in a game lol
What does one thing have to do with the other??? Maybe they just dont wanna sing? Lmao Not everyone is cool with doing the same things.
Anyone else notice the random piece of broccoli?
I want problems, always 🤣🤣🤣
Idk know why but every time the 🥦 pops up I can't focus on the video
lmao good vid vanilla has been poppin lately.
i suffer from mad depression and id just not play that game with you but i love seeing others suffer :) ly vids
Me and my girlfriend get so triggered every time cause polvo mixes up the rick roll lyrics 😂
"That's a made-up song" 😂😂👀👀😲
Hahaha! The guy in this video’s picture looks like the guy we stalked on the way home. He happen to be going in the same direction as us for like 10 blocks. We took alley ways and still bumped into him. He was scared but it was hilarious to us! No harm here! HalleluYah! Praise to Yah for your life! Yahuah is the Creator of the heavens and the earth(Genesis 1:1 In the beginning Elohim created the heavens and the earth) and Yah gave His only brought-forth(begotten) Son, Yahoshua ‘Yah is Salvation’ Messiah(John 3:16 “For Elohim so loved the world that He gave His only brought-forth Son, that everyone who believes in Him should not perish but possess everlasting life.) to sweat blood(Luke 22:44 And being in agony, He was praying more earnestly. And His sweat became like great drops of blood falling down to the ground.) and be brutally murdered on a stake(cross) and be resurrected on the third day for the sins of all of humanity!(1 Corinthians 15:3-5 For I delivered to you at the first that which I also received: the Messiah died for our sins according to the Scriptures, and that He was buried, and that He was raised the third day, according to the Scriptures, and that He was seen by Kêpha(Sha’ul who is also called Paul), then by the twelve.) (1 Corinthians 15:3-5 For I delivered to you at the first that which I also received: the Messiah died for our sins according to the Scriptures, and that He was buried, and that He was raised the third day, according to the Scriptures, and that He was seen by Kêpha(Sha’ul who is also called Paul), then by the twelve.) Follow Yahuah’s 7 easy feast of remembrance and keep Yah’s Sabbath(Day 7; Day of Rest)!
Yahshua literally means ‘Yah is Salvation’ and His death and resurrection gave us the Gift of the Set-Apart Spirit to be our Guide and Helper to do what is right in Yah’s eyes!
Elohim is plural for ‘Mighty Ones’ and Eloah is singular for ‘Mighty One’ and the Arabic word for ‘Elohim’ means ‘Judges and Rulers’ or ‘Judges or Rulers’!
Hallelujah is properly spelled ‘HalleluYah’ which literally means ‘praise to Yah’!
Yahshua literally means ‘Yah is Salvation’!
HalleluYah! Yahshua is the Messiah!
“Jesus” is Greek for ‘hail Zeus’ and ‘Iesous/Iasous’ is four(4) deities/idols/mighty ones names combined, including the ‘Zeus’!
‘Lord’ is Hebrew for ‘Ba’al’ in every real Hebrew translation!
“Christ” is the Greek deity/idol/mighty one ‘Christos’!
“God” is “god” is “Gade” is “Gad”, “Ghode” is “Gawd” is the Pagan deity/idol/mighty one of “fortune”!
Yeshua/Yehoshua when directly translated from Hebrew to English is Joshua!
lol the Britney spears just kill me or shoot me players
The first guy cracked me up lol. He couldn't do anything for laughing lol
i have 9000+ hours in that game,i em pro player,i play in mega team in top 3 servers in dayz,and my team is 10/20 people in PVP,and we kiling everything what walking,we making genocide,nobody cant nothing to do,we are normal like you,we helping to other,but we kiling idiots..and you video is good and funy,you give to us good idea,we will duing maybe something like that in future..TRhanks for Nice Video
Funny cuz I guessed the Britt spears song and I would of lived 😂
What’s with the broccoli
Brilliant, subbed.
Cool concept but people would rather combat log than play. It's funny because I've heard people say and do outlandish shit in this game but the idea of publicly singing it what's breaks then
both of them in the leg was gold bro i laughed to hard.
Hey could you try this dayz game on roblox callef dead mist 2
How does he find these people who live under rocks and never listen to music in their lives? If I was confronted with this game id ace it every time hahahah.
😂 man said the lyrics semi wrong twice!
I just discover a great channel I guess
Gotta do moms spaghetti for the next finish the lyrics 😂
Ron the legend.
9:08 iliterally started singing
" i........ Just wanna tell you how am feeling gotta make you, understand ! "
And what song does he sing !! LOL 😆
Of all the other songs it could have been..😅🤭
Me lo paso genial viendo tus vídeos y ni siquiera entiendo inglés eres increible
I was Patrick in the video. I lost connection and couldn’t say the lyrics 😢
Kinda funny your still doing the exact same thing two years later 😆
Hear me out trick people fake a broken leg works every time Tricked 5 people on official 😅💀
i dont get why everyone shoots everyone with a gun, I've got three guns you think I'm going to drop one for you LOL
Yet more quality content 👌
Finish the song......now tell me whatcha want now tell me whatcha want what you really really want ........I wanna live 😫....pop
Why are there not a million subs on this channel?
Ill tell u why people give up because they might be tired after work and only have a short gaming period to meet up with friends without the possibility of being restrained for like an hour of tourture and bad jokes. not you btw i enjoy this but Yknoe