The slamcana: The player The jamagician The high baller The slampress The jamperor The coach The fans The jamriot The time out The sport reporter The wheel of sponsors Dunk The slammed man Retirement 13 Slamperance The drug dealer The injury The all-star The hoop The slam The score The court
@@Casper1993 He's forever defending against Nyx's team from entering his side of the court. For if they ever push through him, they'd dunk the B-ball of death unto the hoop of the world.
The moment man took to the court of ballin', he sealed his fate... Entrusting his future to the dunks, man clings to a dim hoop. Yet the balls are the means by which all is revealed... It maters not how you jam, slammin' awaits you.
"The Jam is the means by which all is revealed..." "Attaining one's jam requires a stern will and unfailing slam." "The silent voice within one's heart whispers the most profound jam." "Celebrate life's jam... Its brilliance... its slam..." "Only courage in the face of slam can lead one to the jam..." "It is indeed a precious gift to understand the forces that guide ones slam..." "There is both jam and slam in coming to understand another..." "One of life's greatest blessings is the freedom to pursue one's jam." "To find the one true slam, one must seek jams amidst uncertainty..." "It requires great courage to look at ones jam honestly, and forge one's own slam..." "Alongside time exists jam, the bearer of slam." "Only with slam can one endure suffering and torment." "In the face of slam lies opportunity for jam." "The moment man slammed the jam of knowledge, he sealed his fate... Entrusting his future to the jam, man clings to a dim slam. Yet, the Jam is the means by which all is revealed... Beyond the beaten path lies the absolute slam. It matters not who you are... Jam awaits you." ~ Quad City's Avatar
+havoc697 Slamji made one heck of a dunker for the time he was avaliable, sadly he suffered a crippling injury from a foul and had to sit out the rest of the season...
nicosisX Koroslamu was still my favourite character to use. Especially in the match against against the Hanged man Team, the speed was essential for some of those lay-ups.
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Slamadalon! Jam's hand! Slamation! "In the face of ball lies opportunity for slam." "You cannot avoid chaos dunk. To slam is to jam; they are one in the same..."
Take the ball in hand, hero. Feel its weight. Feel its power. Now with all your strength, drive it to the hoop! This is it, this is the battle for your - no, for everyone's slams!
The moment that barkley made the dunk, he sealed his fate... Entrusting his future to the b-balls, slammer clings to a single slam. Yet the Points are the means by which all is revealed... It maters not how you slam, Chaos Dunk awaits you.
I feel like I'm actually a basketball when I listen. Like Charles Barkley himself is dribbling my little body down the court. I will score, Barkley. Dunk me, I CAN TAKE IT.
The moment the man played with the ball of knowledge, he sealed his fate... Entrusting his future to the slam, man clings to a dim hope. Yes, the slamcana is the means which all is revealed
It requires great dunkage to look at ones balls honestly, and forge ones own treads. There is both jam and 3 pointers in coming to block another. Attaining ones dunk requires some robust hops, and unfailing dribble. The silent swish within ones heart whispers the most profound passes. It is indeed a precious gift to understand the scoreboards which guide oneself. To find the one true opening, one must seek teammates amidst Lakers. Alongside the clock exists travelling, the bearer of fouls. COME THEN, IT IS THE COURT OF YOUR CHOOSING!
When mankind dunked the ball of knowledge, he sealed his fate. Entrusting his future to the referee, man clings to a dim hoop. Yet, the scoreboard is the means by which all is revealed. Beyond the empty bleachers lies the bitter end. It matters not who you are... B-Ball awaits you.
***** The grimoire system from untold was basically replaced with the persona system. Which is a huge improvement seeing as most people didn't like the grimoire system anyhow.
I honestly prefer the Portable version of Slamsona 3, mostly because you don't have to deal with your team members passing the ball to the wrong side due to crap AI. Also, JamC is best MC.
"I'm not as good as Barkley...I'm just a mediocre baller! I can't even hold my own on this team! I'm holding us back from a championship ring!" "No...that's not true! YOU'RE NOT ME!" "I AM THE SHADOW. THE TRUE BALLER..."
The moment man slammed the ball of knowledge, he sealed his team's spot in the finals. Entrusting his future to the Balls, man clings to a dim Shot Clock. Yet the jam is the means by which all is revealed. Beyond the beaten court lies the absolute end. It matters not who you are... Retirement awaits you...
I tried to make this just a week ago, but as soon as I looked for other Slam Jam remixes, I found this. It was exponentially better. I've never been so ashamed.
"Despite Nyx's dunk being unstoppable, Minato knew that she isn't the true threat. It was Erebus, Humanity desire to be dunked that is the true danger. Using everything he had, he performed the Great Seal to block Erebus pass to Nyx thus ending the match in a draw."
Erebus is the collective shadow of those who get benched. People who fear the game so badly that they wished to be danked instead. Therefore they long for Nyx.
My mind has now officially melded all of these songs together in to one big slam jam thank you ma'am. I was singing along with this and then I added in parts of another song and it worked perfectly and I am so impressed and ashamed at the same time
fun fact, around 30 seconds into the Iwatodai dorm theme, the lyrics 'Move your body, move your body, make sure you don't hurt nobody' can be heard this isn't a meme btw, i'm dead serious
“Slammin' is not a jammer unbeknownst to its ball, a playa is always aware that it lies in wait. Though life is ball, a journey to the court, it must not be undertaken without hope. Only then will a jammer’s story live on, treasured by those who bid him on fire. But alas, now my jammer’s life is trippin', his tale left undunked…”
Give me a second to catch my breath. This mix is amazing! This is coming from a musician. I don't know if you put great effort in it (I'm assuming yes, the volume levels are well mastered), but the outcome of that mix is a perfect example of a post-modern musical approach. The ghetto/rap-talk flowing through the female choir, the drumNbass-like percussion forging the metal of the electric guitar, and just enough piano to weave all together. You built a beast of both beauty and power. Good job...
Welcome to the Velvet Court. This place exists between cartoon and reality. Jamming and slamming.
Here i offer services to create new slamsonas
The slamcana:
The player
The jamagician
The high baller
The slampress
The jamperor
The coach
The fans
The jamriot
The time out
The sport reporter
The wheel of sponsors
Dunk
The slammed man
Retirement 13
Slamperance
The drug dealer
The injury
The all-star
The hoop
The slam
The score
The court
starkman yuval Accurate depiction of Slamsona 3.
+starkman yuval Yes...the NBArcana is the means by which all is Slammed.
i guess that The Waterboy should replace the Jamagician
Damn the court one made me laugh after being confused for a minute
"The slammed man" and "The wheel of sponsors" xD
The slampress.. I now wanna see Haru perform a massive slam dunk!
"I am the Seventh Generation Anti-Monstar Suppression Baller, Aigis."
Reishyn I NEED YOUR HALP!
Alex T Let us slam while the court is hot. CAN'T MISS!
+Reishyn "I"VE BEEN JAMMING FOR THIS!"
*"MY JORDANS"*
Don't ya mean Jamgis?
MC: "Maragislam!"
Fuuka: "He's on fire!"
Persona 3: Balling All Night
*Slamsona 3
Well it's going to be a thing
It is in fact balling moon night
Persona 3: Re-ballin
@@revolvingworld2676 Rebound
Beyond the beaten court lies the absolute end. It matters not what position you play - slam awaits you.
The enemy is trippin'! Let's go for a Ball-Out Attack!
[X] Slam
[O] Jam
GET BACK HERE YOU SUNNUVA-
SavageDroppinDaBeats *YOU SLAMUVA-
I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS,
UMOGrunt
and now I just imagine SEES just doing jazz hands when you pick Jam.
help.
"Nyx's true arcana is The Allstar!"
Minato: "Hey Yu, watcha gonna do!"
Yu: "hey Minato! Guess what slams!"
Minato: "what?"
Yu: "...a door"
Minato: "..."
ArclusTheWarlock Damn it, door jesus.
+ArclusTheWarlock OOoooh I get..... Because he's defending the hoop like a statue, preventing the Monstars from dunking it.
@@Casper1993
He's forever defending against Nyx's team from entering his side of the court. For if they ever push through him, they'd dunk the B-ball of death unto the hoop of the world.
hiraishin no jutsu!
The moment man took to the court of ballin', he sealed his fate...
Entrusting his future to the dunks, man clings to a dim hoop.
Yet the balls are the means by which all is revealed...
It maters not how you jam, slammin' awaits you.
Your fate is in the dunks.
Dim hoop got me oh lord
"The Jam is the means by which all is revealed..."
"Attaining one's jam requires a stern will and unfailing slam."
"The silent voice within one's heart whispers the most profound jam."
"Celebrate life's jam... Its brilliance... its slam..."
"Only courage in the face of slam can lead one to the jam..."
"It is indeed a precious gift to understand the forces that guide ones slam..."
"There is both jam and slam in coming to understand another..."
"One of life's greatest blessings is the freedom to pursue one's jam."
"To find the one true slam, one must seek jams amidst uncertainty..."
"It requires great courage to look at ones jam honestly, and forge one's own slam..."
"Alongside time exists jam, the bearer of slam."
"Only with slam can one endure suffering and torment."
"In the face of slam lies opportunity for jam."
"The moment man slammed the jam of knowledge, he sealed his fate... Entrusting his future to the jam, man clings to a dim slam. Yet, the Jam is the means by which all is revealed... Beyond the beaten path lies the absolute slam. It matters not who you are... Jam awaits you."
~ Quad City's Avatar
I found this banger a decade ago, and forgot about it till Shiori brought me back lmao
I will!
♫SLAAAAAAM MY JAAAAAAAAAAAAM♫
Slam that jam on my bread
Burnt bread, that is
You gotta make Thanatoast after all.
Oh no Shiori... You made me realize this is over 10 years old...
Oh nyo! 🖤🤍
The slam is the means by which the jam is revealed!
+Dean V.
Celebrate life's jam... its brilliance... its slam.
+Sustainna Truly, Dunx Avatar is a badass baller boss.
"The Slamcana is the means by which all is revealed..."
*****
Glorious :)
***** Thank you Based Pie.
***** I'm fucking dying man... holy shit...
***** You made my day
Minuteworld94 Me too. I lost my shit. I just couldn't...I don't even. I don't even!:D
Slamsona 3 is my favourite.
With Slamahiko, Barkari and Jampei in my squad, I could never lose a match.
+havoc697 Slamji made one heck of a dunker for the time he was avaliable, sadly he suffered a crippling injury from a foul and had to sit out the rest of the season...
nicosisX
Of course, Mingtsuru is pretty good too.
+havoc697 She was okay, but Marin Jamin can get pretty annoying.
nicosisX
Koroslamu was still my favourite character to use. Especially in the match against against the Hanged man Team, the speed was essential for some of those lay-ups.
+havoc697 Aigislam was a huge help against the Charriot/Justice Team.
Will SEES be able to defeat the New York Nyx?
Seven years later, you made this fool laugh so hard 🤣🤣🤣
Underrated comment. 60 likes for 7 years. Brilliance always go ignored. Shit was so hard I had to glaze this old aah comment.
LOOOOOOOL
BRO
Can't wait for Slamsona 5 to come so we can play as The Phantom Baller.
Kenji1801 slam your jam is the calling card
Old news man, now we're all waiting on Jamsona Six
@@TestTest-cb5cd yeah, the slamsona 5 with the slams in a desert, jordene and shaqanael was pretty good
@@TestTest-cb5cd when are we getting the slamsona 3 remake tho?
I didn't think they could top the Myriad dunks but they manage somehow
Don't mind me, I'm just waiting for the influx of Novelites to swarm the comments...🍿
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Don't mind me, just passing through
Where do I write my name? Right here?
*Takes out pen*
Don't mind me, I'll put something down for the road.
Aaaand signed
10 year anniversary of this epic masterpiece
Anyone else here from Shiori's post? I'd somehow never heard of this, and damn i didnt even know what i was missing.
o/ yep
Calli would be proud of her kouhai.
Thanks Shiori for making me find this gem after searching for years.
Shiori with her amazing and cursed taste never disappoints
SLAMENTO JAMORI: A SLAMMIN PHRASE MEANING 'REMEMBER, YOU WILL JAM'.
Hi Shiori Novella
Slamadalon!
Jam's hand!
Slamation!
"In the face of ball lies opportunity for slam."
"You cannot avoid chaos dunk. To slam is to jam; they are one in the same..."
Maragidunk!
Kai Li Kwoh Dunkal Force!
*Slammageddon!*
Thunder Dunk!
Take the ball in hand, hero. Feel its weight. Feel its power. Now with all your strength, drive it to the hoop!
This is it, this is the battle for your - no, for everyone's slams!
The slam for everyone's Jams
"Remember, you will dunk."
The moment that barkley made the dunk, he sealed his fate...
Entrusting his future to the b-balls, slammer clings to a single slam.
Yet the Points are the means by which all is revealed...
It maters not how you slam, Chaos Dunk awaits you.
Shiori Novella's 08/22/24 community post brought me here! Thank you Shiori!
Some Hot Topic chick dropped this on my feed... pretty cool
Huh, me too. What a coincidence.
I'm not sure who this "Hot Topic chick" is. I got the recommendation from an Archiver. Is that the same person? 🖤🤍
@@RemyWillard I think so.
Shiori introducing a classic to the next generation
I feel like I'm actually a basketball when I listen. Like Charles Barkley himself is dribbling my little body down the court. I will score, Barkley.
Dunk me, I CAN TAKE IT.
+Misaka Mikoto I keep seeing your comments everywhere I go! You're everywhere!
Souls videos, here, and a bunch of other completely unrelated stuff.
You are LITERALLY eveywhere. Wtf.
hating on suls?
I see them a lot on Two Best Friends Play videos.
wow I haven't seen you in awhile! I knew I'd run into one of your comments again though
I'm convinced you can mix the SpaceJam theme with literally any song and it will come out unironically good
I see, so this is what she meant.
Playing the remake I can't help but feel like something was missing
Aight, which one of you Novelites gave Shiori the evoker ball?
Shiori Novella sends her regards
RIP the Golden Age of TH-cam.
The moment the man played with the ball of knowledge, he sealed his fate...
Entrusting his future to the slam, man clings to a dim hope. Yes, the slamcana is the means which all is revealed
It requires great dunkage to look at ones balls honestly, and forge ones own treads. There is both jam and 3 pointers in coming to block another. Attaining ones dunk requires some robust hops, and unfailing dribble. The silent swish within ones heart whispers the most profound passes. It is indeed a precious gift to understand the scoreboards which guide oneself. To find the one true opening, one must seek teammates amidst Lakers. Alongside the clock exists travelling, the bearer of fouls.
COME THEN, IT IS THE COURT OF YOUR CHOOSING!
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
"It seem that, addition to Slam, fate as also dealt delivered you the Jam."
A Novelite, finding out about this classic just now. D:
Welcome to the Velvet Jam, my dear young man.
Alternative titles:
The slam for everyone's souls
The slam for everyone's jams
The why-the-fuck-isn't-this-an-optional-track for everyone's souls
When mankind dunked the ball of knowledge, he sealed his fate. Entrusting his future to the referee, man clings to a dim hoop. Yet, the scoreboard is the means by which all is revealed. Beyond the empty bleachers lies the bitter end. It matters not who you are... B-Ball awaits you.
Before this match your supposed to fuse Slamatos and Barkleyeus and get the Jordiiah, its abilities are needed for the finals.
My favorite Persona "Slammathos"
I'VE BEEN BALLING FOR THIS!
Shiori Novella brought me here.
shiori has good taste
Goddamnit Pat.
did he reference this at a point? I'm subbed to tbfp but I don't follow everything they do.
He posted it on twitter sayin it was the definite best version of Battle for Everyone's Souls
Belial from MFG?
Oh, hi.
Tyrant Belial And now he mentioned on the podcast that it's his ringtone.
official persona 5 countdown music
Persona also coming to 3ds :)
***** only persona Q
Azure Kite
Its a start. I suggest you buy it. If you want more on the 3ds that is.
I already have it preordered
*****
The grimoire system from untold was basically replaced with the persona system. Which is a huge improvement seeing as most people didn't like the grimoire system anyhow.
Persona! *shoots self in head, basketball comes out*
+CA Tolentino
Thou art I, and I am thou.
From the court of thy slam, I dunk.
I honestly prefer the Portable version of Slamsona 3, mostly because you don't have to deal with your team members passing the ball to the wrong side due to crap AI. Also, JamC is best MC.
Well at least Slamjiro can avoid Ejection from the court...
@@JacksonJinnidk if you’re still alive but this is a wild ass comment 💀
Everytime Slamkari shoots she misses
This mix was the reason I started playing Persona
This should've been called The Jam for everyone's Slams
"I'm not as good as Barkley...I'm just a mediocre baller! I can't even hold my own on this team! I'm holding us back from a championship ring!"
"No...that's not true! YOU'RE NOT ME!"
"I AM THE SHADOW. THE TRUE BALLER..."
Ball-pile on the enemy!
No one can escape the slam; it delivers us all to the same jam. You can't plug your ears and cover your eyes.
This is one of my favorite videos on TH-cam
shioriii~n
The moment man slammed the ball of knowledge, he sealed his team's spot in the finals.
Entrusting his future to the Balls, man clings to a dim Shot Clock.
Yet the jam is the means by which all is revealed.
Beyond the beaten court lies the absolute end.
It matters not who you are... Retirement awaits you...
I had no idea I needed this until today, but I'm glad I found it.
I’m the only one not making a meme here. This is mixed beautifully. One of the best mixes for the persona series
There is nothing in the world that motivates me more than this song.
Thank you Shiori, very cool.
My queen sent me.
ayyyy Shiorinita me envió aquí
Hello, Novelites. I suddenly found myself here again...
It's still so unreasonably good
I tried to make this just a week ago, but as soon as I looked for other Slam Jam remixes, I found this. It was exponentially better.
I've never been so ashamed.
Hello there, fellow Novelites. Banger track, btw.
"Despite Nyx's dunk being unstoppable, Minato knew that she isn't the true threat. It was Erebus, Humanity desire to be dunked that is the true danger. Using everything he had, he performed the Great Seal to block Erebus pass to Nyx thus ending the match in a draw."
Erebus is the collective shadow of those who get benched. People who fear the game so badly that they wished to be danked instead. Therefore they long for Nyx.
The Space Jam is the means by which all is revealed
Aigis: I need your jam!
I art thou and thou shall SLAM DUNK!!!
as cursed as it may be it slaps and when i was listening to this while fighting radahn on elden ring i was so locked in
Some pokemon sound director:
Hey, you know that crowd is an effective musical instrument?
My mind has now officially melded all of these songs together in to one big slam jam thank you ma'am. I was singing along with this and then I added in parts of another song and it worked perfectly and I am so impressed and ashamed at the same time
How the hell this is 12 years old?!!! I was in High School!!
JOKER WAKE UP we goin to awake the heart of LEBRON JAMES
fun fact, around 30 seconds into the Iwatodai dorm theme, the lyrics 'Move your body, move your body, make sure you don't hurt nobody' can be heard
this isn't a meme btw, i'm dead serious
“Slammin' is not a jammer unbeknownst to its ball, a playa is always aware that it lies in wait. Though life is ball, a journey to the court, it must not be undertaken without hope. Only then will a jammer’s story live on, treasured by those who bid him on fire. But alas, now my jammer’s life is trippin', his tale left undunked…”
one of the few slam edits that actually sounds tough
Shout out to the people coming from CastleSuperBeast to see if pat is full of crap
He was not, this version slaps
Nah this slaps but he still full of shit don’t sugar coat it lmao
which episode of the podcast does he say this?
Lol he just talked about it again on todays pod with brennan so here i am
The angriest of all the Pat's brought me here :D
Thank you Pat
Pat had a good music opinion. It really is the End of Days.
@@DoesNotComphoot Law of Averages, man. He had to be right about something, eventually.
This should be the final boss theme for Barkley 2
YESSSSSSSSSSSS
A new era of jam is upon us
"Mitsuru I'm dying
SLAMIN' FUCKIN' KARIN
Jamming is not a hunter unbeknowest to its prey"
I finally found my purpose for living. Thank you so much, Setra.
Now I'm never gonna take the final battle in P3 seriously again. Thanks! XD Great mashup!
*Puts gun to head*
*Flash*
CHARLES BARKLEY!!!
*Gunshot*
"Holy Dunk"
-9999, 9999, 9999, 9999, 9999
Nyx: WTF OHKO
Give me a second to catch my breath. This mix is amazing! This is coming from a musician. I don't know if you put great effort in it (I'm assuming yes, the volume levels are well mastered), but the outcome of that mix is a perfect example of a post-modern musical approach. The ghetto/rap-talk flowing through the female choir, the drumNbass-like percussion forging the metal of the electric guitar, and just enough piano to weave all together. You built a beast of both beauty and power. Good job...
i came here from Dunkstein and Slamough taking me to the rabbit hole of Space Jam remixes
THE NOVELITES CAN'T STOP ME-
Come back here again after those years.
Persona 3 but Makoto takes out Nyx and lives through the use of the fabled Chaos Dunk
wouldn't be surprised if Makoto and Nyx did something like that, even if he's just a door it must get boring in there
It's kinda hilarious how these songs fit so well. And unbelievable.