One Winged All-Star: Rebound (Quad City DJs vs. Nobuo Uematsu) [One Winged Angel Rebirth Slam]

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  • @deplorabledegenerate2630
    @deplorabledegenerate2630 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4923

    Enraged by his exclusion from the Space Jam movie Shaquille O'Neil seeks his horrid vengeance just as Disney buys Warner Bros. in its latest corporate acquisition.
    Finding himself in a world not just consisting of Bugs Bunny and Michael Jordon, but of a litany of alternate realities, Shaq Kingdom Hearts his way to Final Fantasy 7 by mistake wherein he finds the porta earrings from Disney's buyout of Dragon Ball and by wacky happenstance merges with the One Winged Angel.
    Thirsty for blood and street cred, Shaqiroth assembles an all star team consisting of Thanos, Majin Buu (Wonder Woman absorbed) and Judge Doom then challenges Jordan and his Looney Tunes pals to the game, no, the fight of their lives.
    With boundless materia and Shaq-Fu on his side can the Toon Squad beat Shaqiroth, save their souls from annihilation, keep Aeris from being dipped and still have time to stop Mickey Mouse from bulldozing Acme Acres and making a shitty Tiny Toons reboot?

    • @SaintDicc
      @SaintDicc  3 ปีที่แล้ว +1051

      Warning: this comment is canon

    • @Jsaycool
      @Jsaycool 3 ปีที่แล้ว +331

      “I will never be known for just printer ink and Icy Hot soothing pain relief balm.”

    • @utnapishtim23
      @utnapishtim23 3 ปีที่แล้ว +200

      Is this the missing link between Space Jam and Barkley, Shut Up & Jam: Gaiden?

    • @EyeTry203
      @EyeTry203 3 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      "All this and more, in the next exciting episode of RICK AND MORTY"

    • @datboigokumi6048
      @datboigokumi6048 3 ปีที่แล้ว +122

      Then Goku comes in clutch for MJ and the squad, bringing reinforcements in the form of Saitama, Shaggy and Giorno.

  • @enderon1175
    @enderon1175 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2244

    The pure hatred I see in Shaq's eyes is hilariously terrifying

    • @KidZoom1
      @KidZoom1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      He’s looking at Chuck lol

    • @JoelGarcia-lu3tw
      @JoelGarcia-lu3tw 3 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      @@KidZoom1 "I got 4 rings. Google me Chuck"

    • @MrStrikeninja15
      @MrStrikeninja15 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Hello... Kobe..

    • @unhhgcrxexhjvuvujchcrzwzwz7956
      @unhhgcrxexhjvuvujchcrzwzwz7956 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      Shaq is so likeable now it is shocking seeing him play and just look like the scariest athlete on earth

    • @tvgaming2132
      @tvgaming2132 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@unhhgcrxexhjvuvujchcrzwzwz7956 mike Tyson: Buenos dias

  • @LittleNamMan
    @LittleNamMan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4755

    Charles Barkley: "Stay where you belong... On the bench."
    Shaqiroth: _"I will NEVER be benched..."_

    • @acsound
      @acsound 3 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      Actually, Sir Charles Barkley (of Shut Up and Jam fame (along w/SU&J Gaiden, the fan game)) is the Cloud analogue. His Airness is supposed to be JENOVA.

    • @LittleNamMan
      @LittleNamMan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @@acsound Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...
      Nah, I like Jordan Strife better... So I'mma stick with it.

    • @marsfiredragon7488
      @marsfiredragon7488 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      This meme is too powerful 🤣😂🤣😂

    • @thelordandsaviorgigachadrr888
      @thelordandsaviorgigachadrr888 3 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      @@acsound J.E.N.O.V.A. is actually J.O.R.D.A.N. (Michael Jordan was a legendary player, so everyone else in the comment section agrees)

    • @VendreadMike95
      @VendreadMike95 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Shaquiroth. I died. 🤣🤣🤣👍🏽

  • @rincasifutsume
    @rincasifutsume 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2535

    imagine the meteor in the ff7 logo as the basketball

    • @hidrogenados5388
      @hidrogenados5388 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      amen

    • @53Spawn
      @53Spawn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +171

      Everytime a planet explodes: *BOOMSHAKALAKA!*

    • @solblackguy
      @solblackguy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      With the crying Jordan face on it

    • @williamdrum9899
      @williamdrum9899 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      SlamDunkaNova

    • @shrubman3422
      @shrubman3422 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@williamdrum9899 Chaos Dunk!!!

  • @jahredharrison4069
    @jahredharrison4069 3 ปีที่แล้ว +387

    "Ballin' is not to be taken lightly, Cloud"

  • @superbroly2170
    @superbroly2170 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2829

    Shaqiroth:
    "I've been waiting for this slam"
    "Now I shall give Smash despair"

    • @Troglor048
      @Troglor048 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Dis pair

    • @oceanman2398
      @oceanman2398 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      dis pear

    • @ragingraccoon3964
      @ragingraccoon3964 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      *"Now I shall give Jam despair"

    • @KiuhKobold
      @KiuhKobold 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      To make it perfect, imagine as he raises the hand to the sky, the clouds start forming a B-ball of doom

    • @MotherFucker445
      @MotherFucker445 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      you mean “Jam Despair”

  • @izz6149
    @izz6149 3 ปีที่แล้ว +455

    “Seven seconds till the buzzer. Time enough for you, perhaps. But where will you dribble? Let’s see...”

  • @thebigiron2950
    @thebigiron2950 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1900

    I cant believe Shaqiroth broke Balleem's ankle in his trailer!

  • @purplekt1722
    @purplekt1722 3 ปีที่แล้ว +734

    IF WE DON'T STOP HIM NOW, HE'S GONNA CHAOS DUNK THE ENTIRE PLANET!

    • @sapphireweapon12345
      @sapphireweapon12345 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Always thought his plan was to use Slameteor. After all, he can't fully dunk the planet _yet_- he keeps his trophies here.

    • @Tomani02
      @Tomani02 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Here come the Shaq attack!

  • @cannonballking7
    @cannonballking7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2079

    The ultimate BALLER created by the NBA corporation using cells from JORDAN. One of the most notorious players in the sports world, due to his actions from placing players into a permanent retirement, to dunking the earth. Truely one of the greats.

    • @hasthehighground8560
      @hasthehighground8560 3 ปีที่แล้ว +166

      J-O-R-D-A-N is my second favorite track in the game. Right behind this masterpiece

    • @bloomblock2768
      @bloomblock2768 3 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      Limit Break: SLAMNOVA!
      When he trow the ball so hard it crosses all Solar System before marking a point and return to eart.

    • @ianbeasley2092
      @ianbeasley2092 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      hopefully one has the power to oppose with Omni-dunk

    • @Garvant_
      @Garvant_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      I fucking love how Jordan is in all caps

    • @lunerblade13
      @lunerblade13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@bloomblock2768 it rebounds off the suns surface to collide with the earth

  • @girlbuu9403
    @girlbuu9403 3 ปีที่แล้ว +451

    "Tell me what you cherish most. An unshattered backboard? Give me the pleasure of taking it away!"

    • @lethrahn
      @lethrahn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      criminally underrated

  • @Kuesoth
    @Kuesoth 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2221

    OMG
    THE ONE BALLED ANGEL

  • @mammothplant
    @mammothplant 3 ปีที่แล้ว +786

    The best and worst part about this is that One-Winged Angel on its own is gonna sound empty the next time I listen to it

    • @hydra_lisk
      @hydra_lisk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      ^^^^^this

    • @AkashWShah
      @AkashWShah 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      I know right, I've listened to both of these songs on their own and neither is as good as this.

    • @justanotherchannelwithauno7580
      @justanotherchannelwithauno7580 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      It's like getting addicted to pepper.

    • @NimhLabs
      @NimhLabs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I dunno, when you play it with the Kirby SNES soundfont, it still sounds pretty full
      I mean, Sephiroth and Jenova is a Kirby Boss that just got lost--I mean, we all know Jenova was running away from Pop Star

    • @Circ00mspice
      @Circ00mspice 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It's the opposite problem with the Space Jam theme

  • @dVector13
    @dVector13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1735

    how did he do it? how did he turn a hip hop classic into a symphonic masterpiece? the world will never understand the mind processes of geniuses.

    • @SaintDicc
      @SaintDicc  3 ปีที่แล้ว +488

      What if Space Jam was a symphonic masterpiece the whole time

    • @thecosmichiroshi
      @thecosmichiroshi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +188

      @@SaintDicc The OST for Space Jam was composed by James Newton Howard so it checks out lol

    • @emeraldknight6814
      @emeraldknight6814 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@SaintDicc you sir are s master piece

    • @Champiness
      @Champiness 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I’d call it “Miami Bass” but I guess there *is* rapping in it

    • @thinkingfubuki
      @thinkingfubuki 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Plot twist: One-Winged Angel, somehow, was a hip-hop classic all along

  • @Meryem-bo1yu
    @Meryem-bo1yu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +373

    Spoiler....Did anyone else cry during the dramatic scene where he slams the ball into Lola Bunny during the first quarter and she has to sit out the rest of the game? I didn't see that coming and I admit it brought a tear to my eye.

    • @funnyfantastica9309
      @funnyfantastica9309 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Yeah it was so sad, poor Lola she didn't deserve it! Shaqiroth wasn't playing fair!

    • @memes_the_dna_of_the_soul5487
      @memes_the_dna_of_the_soul5487 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      It could be worse.
      Shaqorth could've, well...
      You know Areith?

    • @rudygould4217
      @rudygould4217 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I think him dunking Daffy through the hoop was the better scene tbh

    • @gizmohollow
      @gizmohollow 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Dude if you travel around the court 50 times then win the game without dribbling you can bring her back, my uncle works for the NBA, I know what I'm talking about

    • @MothFable
      @MothFable 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It’s symblematic of how those truly wise and strong in will can force the horns forever out of their lives. Truly inspiring

  • @Leet-iz2fz
    @Leet-iz2fz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1271

    I can't believe it actually happened

  • @thatonepenguinyoumightsee7191
    @thatonepenguinyoumightsee7191 3 ปีที่แล้ว +405

    After a long fight against Cloud, Sepheroth puts down his sword and looks at Cloud with an extremely serious look.
    “Let’s settle this like real men.” He said in Japanese
    Sepheroth pulls out a basketball.

    • @boletarianbread7349
      @boletarianbread7349 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      シャックは顔を出して、「クラウド君、お前、一人ではない。一緒にしようぜ」と言った。

    • @singletona082
      @singletona082 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      One on One first to Twenty would be pretty epic between the two.

  • @charleschamp9826
    @charleschamp9826 3 ปีที่แล้ว +794

    You call them phases when you could have called them quarters instead.

    • @SaintDicc
      @SaintDicc  3 ปีที่แล้ว +349

      Good point, fixed

    • @williamshp4140
      @williamshp4140 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Now Your Comment Doesn't Even Make Sense
      lucky for you i know what you mean :)

    • @GodittoC
      @GodittoC 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@SaintDicc 69 likes, make a wish!

    • @SaintDicc
      @SaintDicc  3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      @@GodittoC I wish for slam jams to be the big trend again, if even for a moment

    • @GodittoC
      @GodittoC 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@SaintDicc Your wish was granted!

  • @megabit3179
    @megabit3179 3 ปีที่แล้ว +609

    What kind of music do you listen to?
    “It’s complicated”

    • @GodittoC
      @GodittoC 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      69 likes, make a wish!

    • @dingbat3440
      @dingbat3440 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Anime Gregorian Breakbeat

  • @zeronxepher
    @zeronxepher 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2629

    I can't breathe. Holy crap

    • @Kryptnyt
      @Kryptnyt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +188

      Aeris can't either

    • @legendofseb_
      @legendofseb_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@Kryptnyt i-

    • @scrublordesaka3678
      @scrublordesaka3678 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      @@Kryptnyt even hitler cared about Germany dude, how could you

    • @dragonball4ever2009
      @dragonball4ever2009 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      ​ @Kryptnyt Velma: You stop that.

    • @abarette_
      @abarette_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@Kryptnyt Y-you-

  • @sable-king2066
    @sable-king2066 3 ปีที่แล้ว +275

    Imagine. You’re watching Space Jam: A New Legacy with 15 minutes left when this starts playing.

    • @Salem-1610
      @Salem-1610 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Someone needs to make an edit of that.

    • @spennywenny
      @spennywenny 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      "King Kong got nothing on this one"

    • @singletona082
      @singletona082 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@spennywenny Having just come from the donkey kong edit of one winged angel, this is utterly f'ing hilarious.

  • @lordmonkeycheese
    @lordmonkeycheese 3 ปีที่แล้ว +739

    shaqiroth's trying to summon a giant b-ball to come crashing down and destroy the entire court!!

    • @weebjeez
      @weebjeez 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      And he somehow missed. Just like his free throws.

    • @Walt_Chocolate
      @Walt_Chocolate 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@weebjeez perhaps it was all an illusion

    • @noboty4168
      @noboty4168 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      A dunk to surpass the Chaos Dunk.

    • @trials6502
      @trials6502 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It would be a rim.

    • @sandmaneyes
      @sandmaneyes 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      MORE POWERFUL THAN THE CHAOS DUNK!?!?

  • @PastoKage
    @PastoKage 3 ปีที่แล้ว +508

    “Mother, let's slam the Planet
    back together.”

  • @piyo744
    @piyo744 3 ปีที่แล้ว +134

    There was one PLAYER named Shaqiroth who was better than the rest. But when he found out about the terrible experiments that made him, he began to hate the NBA. And then, over time, he began to hate everything. The NBA and the people against them. Shaqiroth, who hated the court so much he wanted to make it go away.

    • @sapphireweapon12345
      @sapphireweapon12345 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Thus began Shaqiroth's plan to destroy the court by freeing JORDAN and unleashing the ultimate forbidden dunk, Slameteor, on the entire sport, leaving him as the only PLAYER left in a destroyed sport and it's new god.

  • @batit5574
    @batit5574 3 ปีที่แล้ว +328

    The "run, baby, run" part now has a new meaning.

    • @iancomtois9832
      @iancomtois9832 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      "Hey, you, watcha gonna do?"

  • @sippyboivergil9198
    @sippyboivergil9198 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Shaqiroth devastated Cloud Barkley's village. His family lost in the flames of hatred and death. All he remembers from that day is the chilling words the long sword wielding baller spoke.
    *"Hey, you. Whacha gon do?"*

  • @youtubewanderer3347
    @youtubewanderer3347 3 ปีที่แล้ว +420

    The moment Shaqphiroth dunked over slameirth was the saddest part of the manga

    • @nateridgley9805
      @nateridgley9805 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      the thought of aeirith dying because she got absolutely posterized by Shaquille o'neal is one that i hope square enix makes cannon

    • @lordofshades9852
      @lordofshades9852 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@nateridgley9805 that was the move that made LeBron cry

    • @FragmentedR_YT
      @FragmentedR_YT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@lordofshades9852 was really heartbreaking when LeBron found out he was a puppet all along, just under the control of Shaqiroth.

    • @zacharyestelle
      @zacharyestelle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It was definitely the saddest part of final 2K

    • @abbyadventure5689
      @abbyadventure5689 ปีที่แล้ว

      😓

  • @ClaireZhasa
    @ClaireZhasa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +326

    well, I've found my boss theme for when my D&D players have to steal the legendary slam jam relic from Lord Barkley

    • @alexanderbunte6803
      @alexanderbunte6803 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Shaqiroth should be a summonable for Lord Barkley 😂

    • @ClaireZhasa
      @ClaireZhasa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      @@alexanderbunte6803 well, the battle is actually a 3 on 3 game of Slam Jam against Lord Barkley, The Half-Giant (now dubbed Shaqiroth) and a minotaur named M. Jordan (the M stands for Minotaur)

    • @lordofshades9852
      @lordofshades9852 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@ClaireZhasa I love you

    • @ClaireZhasa
      @ClaireZhasa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@lordofshades9852 as do many people

    • @vo117man
      @vo117man 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      How did it go?

  • @Beriorn
    @Beriorn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +571

    _Balls, Fouls, Big Le-agues, Jammin' Balls, Magic Johns_
    _Balls, Fouls, Big Le-agues, Jammin' Balls, Magic Johns_
    _Shaqiroth!_
    _Shaqiroth!_
    _Come on, come on, come on slam,_
    _and welcome to the slam jam!_ (x6)
    _Come on, come on, come on slam, (Shaquille O'Neal)_
    _and welcome to the slam jam! (Shaquille O'Neal)_ (x4)
    _SHAQUIROTH!_

    • @Ultima013
      @Ultima013 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Man, I sang it. It was just perfect !

    • @aufishsd1445
      @aufishsd1445 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Magical John?

    • @untitledmisou
      @untitledmisou 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      LMFAO

  • @AMTRAX
    @AMTRAX 3 ปีที่แล้ว +300

    Including the OG vocals was genius

    • @SaintDicc
      @SaintDicc  3 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      Congratulations, you're the first commenter to mention it!

    • @jimmnator9875
      @jimmnator9875 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      OH SHIT I JUST REALIZED

  • @L3X1N
    @L3X1N 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1738

    "C'mon, all the fellas sayin', *_SEPHIROTH!"_*
    That was a stroke of genius in an already top-shelf work, dude. Major props for this whole 10-minute track.

    • @falconstudios146
      @falconstudios146 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Can't forget those "Slamiroth"s at the end.

    • @SeryuuDark
      @SeryuuDark 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      timestamp?

    • @thinkingfubuki
      @thinkingfubuki 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@SeryuuDark The section at 4:36

    • @violetchan6402
      @violetchan6402 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I was reading this right as the song said it wtf

    • @williamdrum9899
      @williamdrum9899 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ex-LAKERS

  • @Ultinarok47
    @Ultinarok47 3 ปีที่แล้ว +327

    "What if I were to create a basketball event so large that the very life of the game was threatened? Think of all the hype and commentary that would be gathered! And what will be at center of that hype? Me. All of that boundless cheer and excitement will be mine. I will cease to play as I do now, only to reborn as a "champion" to rule over every basketball game." ~ Shaqiroth

    • @williamdrum9899
      @williamdrum9899 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Someone needs to make a rom hack of NBA Jam like this

  • @Ramzammer
    @Ramzammer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +411

    This is somehow simultaneously the Lord's work and also a crime against humanity. Incredible.

  • @gengarzilla1685
    @gengarzilla1685 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    The line "Make sure you don't hurt nobody" surprisingly still works here when you consider the double negative. Shaqiroth won't hurt nobody, he'll hurt everybody.

  • @bloomblock2768
    @bloomblock2768 3 ปีที่แล้ว +313

    Limit Break: SLAMNOVA!
    When he trow the ball so hard it crosses all Solar System before marking a point and return to eart.

    • @bloomblock2768
      @bloomblock2768 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @Jokester Kitsune And this move is so impressive that he receives 2/3 of the current opponents score points per hit on his signature Slamnova.

    • @MakiKuronami
      @MakiKuronami 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      You said Slamnova, but now all I'm thinking about is the Omnidunk.

    • @bloomblock2768
      @bloomblock2768 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@MakiKuronami Barkley Strife team: SLAMVALANCHE
      VS
      Shaquiroth team: JAMUNION
      Make your bets!.

    • @bloomblock2768
      @bloomblock2768 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Jokester Kitsune It's all set, now all we have to do it's waith till NBA buys Square Enix and we can all play this masterpiece and the only sport game in history that would actually add something new.

    • @iancomtois9832
      @iancomtois9832 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@bloomblock2768 Super Mario Strikers: "Am I a joke to you?"

  • @toanuva6178
    @toanuva6178 3 ปีที่แล้ว +208

    “Mother, let's take the Stadium
    back together. I've thought of a great idea. Let's go to the Promised Court.”

  • @owlis2328
    @owlis2328 3 ปีที่แล้ว +346

    I feel like the picture is slowly zooming in, but it's not ... and so I must just be staring at his face too intensely.

    • @thebooshy1262
      @thebooshy1262 3 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      He’s too powerful, he’s drawing you in

  • @meggs_
    @meggs_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +227

    "Shaqiroth isn't real, he can't hurt you"
    Shaqiroth: *boss music*

  • @kyledilbert6424
    @kyledilbert6424 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    "RUN BABY RUN!"
    That isn't a warning, he's goading you to give in to your fear so he can strike you from behind.

  • @imsoready1114
    @imsoready1114 3 ปีที่แล้ว +384

    i've never heard any meme mashup unironically slap as hard as this, nice job

    • @martinsmith8118
      @martinsmith8118 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Try Love Shack Trigger by Triple-Q.

    • @SunGawdRa
      @SunGawdRa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      The only thing that comes close is Slam of the North Star.

    • @17deluxe51
      @17deluxe51 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      One Winged Kong

    • @elishaj2977
      @elishaj2977 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Golden Slam

    • @noneyourbuissness4641
      @noneyourbuissness4641 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      in the end you're an all star is also unironically good

  • @omaisho
    @omaisho 3 ปีที่แล้ว +413

    The amount of raw power emanating from this is too much for the human mind to fully comprehend.

  • @phootaphan9166
    @phootaphan9166 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    This single-handedly convinced me that we need a Warner Brothers version of Kingdom Hearts, featuring a Space Jam match against Sephiroth with this as the soundtrack.

  • @disarmingvoice462
    @disarmingvoice462 3 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    Everyone’s imagining this as part of Smash Bros or Kingdom Hearts, but the crossover I’m imagining this being a part of is Mario Sports Mix.

    • @SaintDicc
      @SaintDicc  3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      The chad interpretation

    • @alexaurorus9767
      @alexaurorus9767 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Sephiroth just placing the ball on the tip of Masamune and then dunking it, stood still, from the half-court- the absolute menace

    • @lesinge8868
      @lesinge8868 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      OP is a time traveller

  • @lordofhell666
    @lordofhell666 3 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    Before his fall from grace, Shaqiroth was one of the most lauded success stories of the Shinra Lakers SHAQ-FU program. His successes in the slams during the balling surrounding Shinra's bid to win the world cup led to his status as a jamming hero and the poster boy for both the Shinra Military and the company's SHAQ-FU program. Learning of his true origins drove him to do his dance, causing him to be driven by a desire to welcome them to the jam.

  • @mynameisnopmop6153
    @mynameisnopmop6153 3 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    Weekly update: the fear of God has been instilled within me.

  • @doofs
    @doofs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +362

    i'm slightly disappointed you didn't loop "RUN BABY RUN" menacingly, but the sheer production quality quickly reminds me how impressive this is.
    I'm awe struck.

    • @SaintDicc
      @SaintDicc  3 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      There's like a billion ways to slam a single song which keeps me coming back

    • @MrIcenice44
      @MrIcenice44 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I was mad when that part was over too

  • @switchblade6
    @switchblade6 3 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    I've never audibly said "No" after reading a TH-cam title, but you have changed that

  • @maximuffin6395
    @maximuffin6395 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    "He's tough, right?"
    "So what? Bench him."

    • @touhoumanty9131
      @touhoumanty9131 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I will... Never be a Benched Player

  • @iancomtois9832
    @iancomtois9832 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    FDR: "There is nothing to fear but fear itself!"
    Shaqiroth: It seems I can skip the introductions...

  • @BayzeroTV
    @BayzeroTV 3 ปีที่แล้ว +153

    “Michael, lend me your strength. Let us dunk on destiny... together.”

  • @orochimochi905
    @orochimochi905 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    "Hey, you, whatcha gonna do?" is a question that hits harder when Shaqiroth is closing in.

    • @DarthPedobear
      @DarthPedobear 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Abuse Bulls of Chicago and the copy materias.

  • @thinkingfubuki
    @thinkingfubuki 3 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    4:36 - 5:05 is probably my favorite part of this, just because of that genius editing with the lyrics, and because it's absolutely hilarious to imagine some kind of villain fan club where a DJ gets people to chant the big bad's name.

    • @HeavySighSA
      @HeavySighSA ปีที่แล้ว +10

      ...I mean, Hojo does run a fan club for Sephiroth, so if anyone would have one...

  • @Retrorator
    @Retrorator ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Cloud: “Yeah, I remember…”
    You were selling flowers
    > You’re the slam dunk

  • @darkpuppetlordful
    @darkpuppetlordful 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Cloud Jordan: "Shaqiroth is going to Meteor Dunk we need to stop him!"
    Cloud Jordan awakens The Omnidunk in his moment of need, scoring 8 consecutive dunks to tie the game before Shaqiroth can finish charging Meteor Dunk

    • @Tomani02
      @Tomani02 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah, Cross-Dunk was my favorite limit break in the early game.

    • @darkpuppetlordful
      @darkpuppetlordful 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Tomani02 bruh when Magic 13 learns his Cosmo "memories of jam" limit break? Pure kino

  • @btonez13
    @btonez13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +184

    i've been listening to slam jams for 7 years, have made many of my own... and i have never heard anything close to this. the chord modulations, the sample cutting, the fact that you made a freaking escalating narrative arc. this is the true pinnacle of the art form.

  • @laboon4793
    @laboon4793 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    "I shall show you ballin"

  • @Tomtickleson
    @Tomtickleson 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    When the P.E. Teacher joins the other team in dodge ball.

  • @ryangagne5321
    @ryangagne5321 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    Ever since Sephiroth joined Smash, imagine him as a DLC boss for every game after that, including every NBA game after 2020.

    • @bluepikmin6363
      @bluepikmin6363 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I have this big crossover of videogames and stuff in my head, and if it ever becomes a legitimate thing I will be so tempted to make a basketball spinoff. The reward for beating the game? An option that replaces all of the original themes with Slamified remixes.

  • @derpsire53
    @derpsire53 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    "hey you watcha gonna do" has never sounded so chilling

  • @DungeonDad
    @DungeonDad 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    It’s weird to see the apex of human achievement so easily summed up in one video. This was only inevitable, on a long enough time scale this had to happen. I’m just glad to be alive during the time of its inception.

  • @Rytonic69
    @Rytonic69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    "And thus, the Lord said, 'Let every song have a mashup with the Space Jam theme."

    • @Jsaycool
      @Jsaycool 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      The lord do be ballin

  • @megablack1
    @megablack1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Who the hell sat here and thought of this mash up and was like "yeah this'll work"? 😂

    • @SaintDicc
      @SaintDicc  3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      me!

    • @pizzatime9261
      @pizzatime9261 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Space Jam pretty much goes with everything

  • @painoman5083
    @painoman5083 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Gotta hand it to you, not touching the original vocals and complimenting them with Space Jam vocals was a stroke of genius. This is the peak of music

  • @chrispysaid
    @chrispysaid 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    This is easily one of the most well-executed memes I've ever encountered

  • @BrokenShadows
    @BrokenShadows 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Shaqiroth: "Descend, Heartless Baller"

  • @dawnkeebals826
    @dawnkeebals826 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    He put his "The General" commercial career on hold just to do this song, how thoughtful

  • @kelsanggyudzhin2340
    @kelsanggyudzhin2340 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Therapist: Wide-head Shaq isn't real, and can't hurt you.
    Wide-head Shaq in a Wig:

  • @gamebro111
    @gamebro111 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Kareem Abdul-Jabbar: "Stay where you belong...hanging in the benches."
    Shaqiroth: "I will never...be on the bench..."

  • @nicklausmclean5099
    @nicklausmclean5099 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    "On your knees. I want you to beg for this slam."

  • @TreeDragon
    @TreeDragon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    i cannot stress enough how jaw droppingly good this is, i hope i listen to this forever
    edit: also, imagine how this would have broken the internet in the 2010s

  • @Darksaviour
    @Darksaviour 3 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    You know...
    The human race terrifies me...

  • @garrettcarter5622
    @garrettcarter5622 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Be honest, this is probably giving you more joy than the entire sequel will give you.

  • @lazkennedy
    @lazkennedy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Cloud....you can’t let Sephiroth do it.... You can’t let him perform the Chaos Dunk!!

  • @afdr4002
    @afdr4002 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    The true meaning of bringing despair. Seriously, this is too gold material.

    • @meatkirbo
      @meatkirbo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Despair?
      Monokuma!!!!!!!

  • @robotlorekeeper9880
    @robotlorekeeper9880 3 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    "Work that body, work that body, make sure you hurt EVERYBODY."

  • @spaceglaceon2077
    @spaceglaceon2077 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    "What kind of music do you listen to?"
    Me: "It's complicated"

  • @Sorrelhas
    @Sorrelhas 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "Oh, so Cloud gets into Smash?
    Ok, that's alright"
    That's when Sephiroth took it personally

  • @TheNero97
    @TheNero97 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    The theme when Shaq goes into his final form- Dunkmaster Shaq 3, Limit Break: Galaxy Trotter

  • @4-kathryn
    @4-kathryn ปีที่แล้ว +21

    "All the Fellas saying.... SEPHIROTH!"
    That's perfection editing right there. You earned a like. I was wheezing from laughter like a minute into this but now that I've continued listening... I view this song as a master-craft in meme songs. Brilliant. Be proud creator.

  • @silent1672
    @silent1672 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Still in the first quarter but why does this go so fucking hard
    Edit: This entire thing is an experience, a million times better than the other one winged angels out there, the whole thing goes h a r d

  • @StriderStryker
    @StriderStryker 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    I remembered that *Quad City DJs mashup* was a trend since the early 2010s.
    _I should thank the _*_Smash_*_ community for this..._

  • @doritoslover300
    @doritoslover300 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    The last thoughts of the NBA's dead. Those remnants will join the Lakers and girdle the court. Choking it... corroding it. What I want, Jordan is to sail the darkness of being benched with this ball as my vessel, just as my father did long ago. Then one day we'll find a new team. And on its soil, we'll create a shining future.

    • @doritoslover300
      @doritoslover300 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I know nothing on basketball btw

  • @lordofshades9852
    @lordofshades9852 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    "Hey you, what's you gonna do?"
    Nothing, I cannot stand up to a God

  • @simonknutsen1494
    @simonknutsen1494 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    I was just casually watching some youtube having a good time then this popped up and now Im having a GREAT FUCKING TIME HOLY SHIT

  • @ethansshowtvproductions581
    @ethansshowtvproductions581 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    *ACTUAL FIRE*
    Mario playing basketball: why do I hear-?
    Shaqiroth:

  • @solblackguy
    @solblackguy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    I still get teary-eyed from when he posterized Aeris in disc 1

  • @tiffyw92
    @tiffyw92 3 ปีที่แล้ว +166

    It is an absolute travesty that TH-cam only recommended this to me today. Instant like, instant sub. This mix is God-tier fitting of the legend himself, Shaqiroth.

  • @air-head3961
    @air-head3961 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I haven't thought about this in a while, but listening to this for the first time rn reminded me that this is what I was really hoping the music in multiversus was gonna sound like

  • @marugochan131
    @marugochan131 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    There's a huge storm outside going on. This theme mashup is fitting the apocalyptic vibe.

  • @gryotharian
    @gryotharian 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    now THIS is high quality. This even tops one winged kong.

  • @ExFragMaster
    @ExFragMaster 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    TH-cam recommendations today: "It is time for this video to get Viral."

    • @SaintDicc
      @SaintDicc  3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Thank you Space Jam 2, very cool

  • @TheJoiner
    @TheJoiner 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    "Seven seconds on the shot clock. Time enough for you. Perhaps."

  • @Patrick-Phelan
    @Patrick-Phelan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    You know, memetically this is great and hilarious, but also... it's really good to listen to. It's thoroughly enjoyable, and has any number of incredible choices. ("One time with the ladies saying SEPH-I-ROTH!", for example, is inspired.) This must have been a hell of a lot of work to create what most people would consider an easy joke, and as such, I tip my hat to you, sir.

  • @BlueDisaster
    @BlueDisaster 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    just imagining him kill lola bunny then going "hey you, watchu gonna do? Hey you whatchu gonna do?" to buggs bunny is the most funniest shit.

    • @missplayer30
      @missplayer30 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      *"Lola will no longer talk, no longer laugh, cry........ Or be her old self ever again"*

  • @SteveAdmienn
    @SteveAdmienn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Shaq as he clutches in his chair watching the new Space Jam movie, fueled with anger that the movie is nothing but a cash grab with every Warner property, he gets up, prepares himself, going to the Warner bros Studio, getting ready the one ball slam the entire studio into oblivion. Leaving nothing but a crater.

  • @Darksaviour
    @Darksaviour 3 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    Therapist: Shaqiroth isn’t real, he can’t hurt you...
    Shaqiroth: I’ll never be a memory...

  • @HammMann
    @HammMann 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    2:38 never before has this part of this song seemed so intimidating

  • @NTAD
    @NTAD ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The interview Shaqiroth gave on SportCenter the following week was something else. When asked about why he seemed to intentionally foul Aerith, he cryptically replied "Do not worry. Soon the girl will be off injured reserve. All that is left is to go to the playoffs. The Final Four waits for me over polished courts. There, I will become a new champion by uniting with my teammates. As will this girl......"

  • @militarykobold
    @militarykobold ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "Seven seconds until the buzzer. Time enough for a three-pointer. Perhaps. But will you make the shot? Let's see."

  • @SquirrelKidd
    @SquirrelKidd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I have to come back to this video every so often to recharge