Humans Are Space Orcs "Generosity"
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it was only by providence the oetev have not encountered the legend of the “florida man” when they arrived on earth
"Today on Earth related news... a Florida Man involved in intergalactic political scandal. Sources say he killed the Oetav-Earth Ambassador after offering him Bath Salts as a traditional human piping substance before inhaling it himself and eating the Ambassador's face in a drug-induced frenzy. The Florida Man was put down only after receiving four energy blasts to his chest and three to his head showing an abnormal amount of resistance for a human."
@@officepony6717 Bless your house for that quip
@@officepony6717 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I'm dying!
random headcanon, aliens of other empires know things will turn for the worst when the humans bring their most “creative” fighting units. In the old texts their name would be beserkers, now they are simply known as the florida man battlion. Efficient, surprisingly effective, but above all else makes aliens ask where their god is now
As a Florida man I can confirm all of this. And the thing is y'all only know our beach Floridians you don't know what we get up to in the panhandle. The areas around the gulf are wonderful places that all shall fear.
* aliens show up *
HERE HAVE SOME CAKE!
PROCESS MY PASTRIES, ALIEN
@@thatgingerbastard9154 NEVER!
ALEIN:WHAT IS THIS RED STUFF POPING UP ALL OVER MY FACE
HUMANS: OH GOD YOUR ALERGIC
This would happen
I'd give them cake, soda, and tacos.
Give them diabetes
Make them like us
And bam.
Allies
*L I E S*
Alien discovers the Alien movie series
Alien: My, how were you all so accurate with the life forms in that... “movie” as you call it?
Human: Which one?
Alien: The one with the sleek, black, acid-spitting creatures, what is that one called?
Human: The Xenomorphs, those are from a movie called _Alien._
Alien: Well you got the “Xenomorphs” spot on, how did you know about them?
Human: (is silent)
Alien: What is wrong, human Henry?
Human: Somebody delete space.
What about Headcrabs?
Alien *from the movie alien* comes to earth
(Gabriel Phillips)
But he’s just a normal alien that happens to look like a xenomorph, whose name is Kevin.
Imagine seeing a Xenomorph with his hands in the air saying “Dude chill, I come in peace!” XD
Xenomorph in a raspy voice: “Hi I’m Janet, wanna go to the casino?”
@@localfoolthecreature Being a lover of Xenomorphs, I would try to do something more than playing at the cassino with her.
"Rather than savages bent on conquering the galaxy the humans were clever farmers spending their days in the field"
Maybe *those* were, but I don't like people speaking on my behalf
Yeah, I can *barely* keep my spider-lilies alive and those fuckers are hardier than weeds. Ain't no farming happening here, I'd do a better job conquering if it was between those options.
It's Me :/ | A lot of people like farming money, but we just call that “work”
@@yfnratchet "Work" Is subjugating the galaxy
@@helenanilsson5666 Dude my rock died last week. Ain't no cut for this 'farming' thing
Me: is that a challenge?
The ending you added in gave me chills... I need a minute...
Human showing an alien a helium-filled balloon.
Human: Hey, Tholok’Xoz, I just got back from the carnival.
Alien: Ah, nice to se you again Mr. Talk. Oh, what’s that you are holding?
H: Oh this? This is a balloon. Basically we take some rubber and fill it with with helium so it can float.
A: _visually impressed_
H: Also you can do this! _takes a sip from the balloon_
A: What are-
H: Tada! It makes your voice higher.
A: Woah! Let me try!
A: _takes a sip_
A: So where can we get more?
*Tholok’Xoz starts floating*
A:Mr. Human Talk are you getting shorter
H: I’ll go get a latter.
I like to think mr talk has a British accent and Tholok’Xoz has a slightly higher voice then Nerva
space drugs!
A super advanced alien species would probably know what helium is, no matter where you go in the universe you will still come across the same periodic table elements generally, only difference that might come up is that they could have a denser atmosphere and helium doesn't float there, but even then, the idea of a less dense gas floating in another gas would not be that alien to them, more accurately it would probably be like "how cute, the human has used a gas with a lower density than their atmosphere to create a basic recreational floating object"
*_The cake is a lie_*
the donut is truth
Clever,
Mr'Sejd you mean the pizza?
@@alanzapreservationtheythem2861 no, pizza is time
Mr'Sejd I just said pizza because it’s the opposite of cake
Nervia: Mr human Stephen your from the land known as Florida correct?
Stephen: Yes yes I am
N: Who is Florida Man
S: what do you mean
N: From the news, the one who always does crazy stuff
S: Ummmmm
Jackson Shepherd S: (hides bag of random stuff used in the crimes) I dunno
Super Spicy
N: Stephen why is your bag full of squirrels and meth?
@@nightwarper1760
S, thinking about how he was going to release them into a donut shop because they didn't have his favorite flavor: Nunya buisness.
[An alien requests to be taken to a theme park for research purposes.]
A: You know, this actually seems pretty nice- WHAT IS THAT?! STAY HERE, I GOTTA GO SAVE THEM!
H: It’s fine, it’s just a roller coaster.
A: Earlier you told me that people go to theme parks for fun. _This_ is your definition of fun?
H: Depends. Some love the adrenaline rush, others don’t like the height or the forces exerted on your body.
A: But don’t you think this is unsafe?
H: What? I think it’s perfectly fine.
A: *_(Whispers in communication device)_* Get me off this planet.
H: relax, these rides are tested everyday before people are allowed on them, and they get shut down for various reasons, like the weather, or something got stuck somewhere in the ride. Honestly, these are safer than what they used to be
A: ok, not much to ease my worry, but it's something
H: if you want, we can start with the kiddy coasters
A: ...what?
H: small roller coasters. Barely any amount of forces on you. Designed for kids, so it's extremely tame... Want to watch it first?
A: yes please
I only go on rollar coasters because of my couin lol
Nervia:Humans are so weird
Xixu: I know, what does Roman 5 even mean
Nervia: You know I don’t know much about you, what do you enjoy.
Xixu: Food, Sleep, Gyarnatoop
Nervia: Gya-what now
Xixu: Oh it’s a sport, each player has a laser and th-
Nervia: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHA
Nervia: Xixu! Do not finish that sentance!
Xixu: Why?
Nervia: It's a human.
Xixu: So? What's the worst that can happen
*a few years later*
Xixu: OH KRONG THE HUMANS ARE KILLING US WITH OUR SPORTS EQUIPMENT!
Well this or a new Olympic sport event
A1: I’m scared Feenta
A2: Why?
A1: The Humans...
A2: Don’t worry Gellborg. The war is a galaxy away.
A1: But Feeta... what if we lose...
A2: What do you mean? Lose to those barbarians?
A1: Well, you’ve fought against them before, right?
A2: Yes, but we won. (Not all of the battles but still)
A1: Well, in school today, we learned that humans walked creatures to death.
A2: Yeah, that sums up the entire human race, but look at it. They were stupid! They couldn’t just KILL the animal?
A1: But the humans didn’t have their “advanced” weaponry yet, and they outsmarted the animal, at great risk!
A2: ... Just get some sleep Gellborg.
A1 Good night (alien word for big brother)
Why do I suddenly have chills?
I know you've covered self sacrifice before, and how baffling it can be, but what about if a human sacrificed themselves for an alien? The human shoves them aside or jumps in front of them just in time to take the full force of a fatal blow, leaving the alien wondering why the creature not even born on the same planet would now be gone, so they could live...
(Bonus if the human's last words are asking the alien "are you okay?" And dying before the alien can do more than nod)
Someone pls do this
And then the guy ends up fine bc I will start sobbing if not
Yay, more "humans are space orcs"! I love your videos!
Edit: and for once I'm somewhat early. NOTIFICATION SQUAD WHERE ARE YOU?
Time keeper here. I was just to tired to watch it when it came out
Somebody: will you be my valentine?
Me: *Pulls out periodic table* Sodium
Na? As in not applicable? I don't understand. Are you saying that you're asexual? Or do you just mean nah is in another way of saying no. Wouldn't Nobelium make more sense in that case?
I felt like giving this a go
Nirva: Human what is this Cupid I have read about.
Human: Oh That he's like a love fairy who goes around shooting arrows into people to make them fall in love.
Nirva: WHAT?!
Human: Yeah most people hate him for their lack of love.
Nirva: Why has no one tried to kill him yet?
Human: Wait you thought I meant he was real.
Nirva: That's what you were saying....
Human: He's more of a concept.
Nirva: Then why....
Human: Humans and love both entirely weird Nirva.
Nirva: Ugh....then what is this Valentines day then....
Human: (pulls out some chocolate) This is gonna be a long one.....
I believe the whole "shooting with arrows to make people fall in love" thing comes from how falling in love can be described as your heart being in pain.
I kinda have a nico vs eros flashback...
Okay so to start there are at least four concepts to categorize love,
It's something the Greeks came up with.
*Agape:* The unconditional love of one's fellow humans.
*Storge:* The love of ones family.
*Phillia:* love for your friends.
*Eros:* A passionate love for a romantic or sexual partner.
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Their Awesome!!😊
@@cristaltophat
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@@festethephule7553 right sorry I'll change that right now
Alien see how human play in Black ops 2 interrogation scene
A: What is he doing?
H: Oh nothing. He's interrogation his enemy to recover some informations.
A: That's cruel! How he can do such things?!
H: You should see how "interrogation" looked in dark ages
A: *Pure confusion and fear*
I need some animators so this could get more interesting
I'll need downloadable audio to use on flippaclip...
“Generosity”, Mr. Seymour
*alien on a laptop*
A: Human Mark?
M: yeah?
A: I want to learn more about human culture so I’m using this computer.
M: oh well go ahead! Here let me help. *walks over and opens a browser of your choice first tab is memes*
M: Oh! Umm let me close that.
A: no I want to learn about all aspects of human culture.
M: I really wouldn’t-
A: quite. *starts looking at memes.*
*_FIVE MINUTES LATER_*
A:...human do you wouldn’t happen to have access to an nuclear bunker would you?
H: w-what? N-no...why?
A: hmm...you should look into finding one. *alien leaves room*
Other human: NERVA NO
Nerva: NERVA YES
Next I say we focus on a little something we Humans call Determination. It's caused by stubbornness, anger, generosity, adrenaline, everything. When a Human sets their mind on something, sometimes Determination will kick in, and suddenly they refuse to stop, when Determination kicks in Humans will do everything in their power to accomplish a task, no matter the cost
*The Creepypasta Dilemma*
Alien: I opened your "Google" browser history to see a strange "website". What, exactly, is a Creepypasta?
Human: Oh! It's a whole bunch of scary stories that became popular on the internet! My favorite is Slenderman.
Alien: *shocked* You know of our cousins?!
Human: ..... C-cousins...?
Alien: Yes! I had thought that our species was the first to make contact with you water based life forms. I am glad to see we were not.
Human: Wait, Slenderman is real?! What about the others? Like Smiling Jack?
Alien: Who is Smiling Jack?
Human: .... Look it up....
*Two Hours Later*
Alien: Humans have twisted imaginations. And now I feel the need to be cautious. *Alien cursing* I regret looking at his browser history. Those poor younglings.
Human: *sneaks up behind alien* And that is why you shouldn't piss off the human race.
Alien: *screams* I smite thee! Oh.... It's you.... Damned water based life forms...
Seymore...
You've got work to do...
H:Hey Nervia I notice your personality changes sometimes
A:what do you mean
H:Well sometimes you’re all like “You humans are barbaric beast!”, but sometimes your “Hello humans are you sad I’ll help you have a hug.”, then the most confusing “I made a video game where if you loose you die.”
A:huh weird, maybe I’ve been with humans to much
H:Or inconsistency in the comments
A: inconsistencies with the what?
H: The people that control almost everything we do.
Human Sara: John are you high
Alien: *talks on alien device* they know
Human: WE ARE ALL THE VOICES OF ONE VERY LONELY MAN WHO CANNOT MAKE HIS OWN JOKES!!!
Edit: I made this comment before I knew he was on anti depressants and now I feel sorry
*crystal mech goblin crashes through the wall*
G: NOT ALL OF US ARE ALONE!
H: WTF IS THAT
A: Get out! You are not welcome here! I will deal with you back at the landing site.
Kerbal Space Program in general is the worst case HFY scenario.(for the aliens at least)
*Humans finally get to space and find aliens*
Alien: Hello humans! We have light speed drives, shields, and lasers so powerful we can melt planets. What have you achieved? Is the basic technology onboard your spacecraft the best your kind has created?
Human: We can control time, space, and the laws of physics as you understand them bend to our very will. Why do you ask?
Alien: That's... not possible... How would your kind and its basic technology even have the knowledge to do such a thing?
Human: *slaps landing leg* This landing leg can fit so much POWER in it.
Alien: I don't believe you in the slightest. How can a simple landing leg hold any amount of-
Human: *flicks power switch*( th-cam.com/video/UILeypDNAak/w-d-xo.html and th-cam.com/video/UILeypDNAak/w-d-xo.html ) *the world warps and contorts around both ships as the ships become both taken apart and together while both ships accelerate to 9.5 trillion times the speed of light *
Alien: .... by the gods....
Alien: Human Tommy, why are you trying to jump up a mountain in your.... what did you call it? "Skyrim?"
Tommy: Oh well, You see that little compass looking thing on the top of the screen, and how there is an arrow?
Alien: Yes?
Tommy: Well, there is a mountain in my way, so i am going over it.
Alien: But you seem to be falling down the mountain more than you are going up it.
Tommy: True, this one is being a bit of a bitch.
Alien: Then why not just go around it? Surely it would be quicker and easier to just go around the mountain than over it.
Tommy: Yeah, but that's the boring way of doing things.
Alien: More boring than spending an hour failing to jump up a mountain?
Tommy: You know what? You're right. I need to get a horse first.
Alien: Ah yes. Using a horse to go around the mountain would most certainly be quicker than walking around it.
Tommy: Oh no... NOoooooo. The Horses in this game don't understand physics, they can easily jump up this mountain.
*alien completely speechless*
@David Gibson Take my angry like.
rip Riley in advance
Alien Discovers D&D
A: Humans, what are you doing
H1: We are playing a game called Dungeons and Dragons, or D&D for short
A: How does this "D&D" work
H2: It's a roleplaying game where you create a character and you get to go on adventures and fight monsters and stuff. It's a nice way to escape reality for a while.
A: So you a play as a character and fight stuff in order to avoid everyday life.
H3: Pretty much. We also use dice as a way to measure if something is successful, hits a creature, and how much damage something takes. There is also the dungeon master who basically creates the world and the monsters and all that stuff.
A: So D&D is a game where you make a character and use dice to decide what happens and there's a dungeon master who is essentially in charge of what happens in the world.
H1: Pretty much. I'm the Dungeon Master for this game. If you would like I can show you how to make a character and you can join in
And they all spend the next few hours playing D&D and avoiding responsibilities
Haha fun thing from my imagination:
I imagine an alien getting attached to a human like we do dogs, and once their favorite human passes away, they are devastated and have no idea what to do, because in their lifetime and in the span of studying their human, never have they come across the emotion of loss.
Come to think of it, we are 40k orks too. Crossing our fingers and hoping it works often makes it work when it probably shouldn't
Human: *plays assassins Creed*
Alien: human what are you doing?
H: I'm playing a video game *throws guard of the top of a roof*
A: why did you kill him he did nothing wrong.
H: idk it's just fun to kill the guards in this game essentially when you have a small army after you.
A: why
H: because it makes you feel powerful. Here watch this *gets a large group of guards to chase him. Climbs up ladder kills them all while they try to get up*
A: barbarian
H: what? We have to kill there boss since he is making others suffer. The assassins are the liberators of the people.
A: .... So you kill people to free the people?
H: yes the death of many that chose the wrong side for the great good.
A: ok...
H: here try it at least *makes a new account so the alien can play from the beginning* I'm going out to get some Chinese
A: *gets stuck trying to move pass the vases in tutorial mode*
"30 minutes later*
H: back... Your still stuck in the tutorial?!?
A: I keep trying to walk through but the keep dropping the vases
H: did you try pressing shift while walking?
A: ..... *Tries pressing shift while walking* thank human
H: human well I'm going to go hit the hay.
A: why it did nothing to you
H: I means to go to sleep
A: oh ok *continues to play the game*
"9 hours later*
H: *wakes up*
A: *still playing the game*
H: did you stay up all night?
A: no it's only been a few minutes..... WAIT IS THAT THE SUN
H: congratulations you are now a gamer
A: thanks. The intro was quite interesting especially since it takes actually facts from the past.
H: yeah it interesting like how it involves Leonardo da Vinci.
A: who?
H: he's a famous inventory and artist
A: what I was talking about how you guys knew that your we're created by another species just to be it's slaves. And some how you manage to overthrow them.
H:....
A: what
H: you mean that actually happened
A: .... Yes
H: why didn't you tell us
A: I have been trying to think of a way to tell you that you that the human race shouldn't exist without sounding offense. *Still playing the game*
H: what are you doing *sees dead bodies everywhere*
A: what I can't control myself *sees knife on the table and slowly reaches out for it*
H: what are you doing
A: die human infidel *alien scream* *tries to stab human
H: I'm an innocent killing me will hurt you in the game
A: *stops* sorry
H: ok no more assassin Creed for you
A: *eyes turn red and has slightly demonic voice* NO
H: harm an innocent and you will be punished *unplugs computer*
"6 days later"
A: sorry for trying to kill you
H: it's ok you just not ready for violence yet
A: yeah
H: *opens closest and assassin Creed costume falls out* .....
*There news on the TV talking about Kim Jong un disconnecting his people from the outside world*
A: *runs out the door*
H: ._.
TV: *breaking news Jim Jong un has been murdered by what appears to an assassin*
A: *walks in covered in blood*
H: ..... You need to go see a therapist
A: a what
H: just look it up
AMAZING. SEYMOUR, YOU BEST PUT THIS IN THE NEXT EPISODE!
Oh no Best Korea
"May he rest in peace."
This brings up the question, how long do our alien friends here live? It seems they live longer than our average lifespan, which would probably be hard to deal with tbh. Imagine growing older and older, watching your human friends wither and die around you, be it from old age, disease or another cause. Must fuck them up a little to be constantly reminded of the fragility of humans.
Hopefully I get long life genes from my great grandma
1:03
Me: *A floridian that has lived in Florida all their life* YES. CROP CIRCLES GON BE IN MY FACE! I SUMMON THEE, UFO'S! *Picks up dirt for no reason*
[Alien learns of dabbin]
Human: *Dabs*
Alien: What was that?
Human: Oh hey (Insert alien name here), I was just dabbing
Alien: What is this... Dabbing
Human: A werid body motion kids made up and now its all over the place
Alien: What is the point
Human: I don't know
Alien: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T KNOW?
Two years without an update towards the playlist. I hope you can make more at some point and continue this amazing story.
I just had a funny and dumb thought for an alien and human conversation that has to do with a planet with what we would call magic and mystical wonders that are in many video games and then the mention of cat girls being real as a nerdy/weeb human crewmember is forcing himself to learn how to fly the spaceship to said planet where magic and cat girls were real would really make my day
If someone could figure out how to write out this conversation that would be awesome and funny because I would be one of the people trying to fly to the magic planet
@@Alexfoxxcross same
And look, a name has been given: *_Riley_*
Is- is that- is that lORE I SMELL!?
TH-cam broke again with 3 views and 32 likes
1 view and 23 for me.
it's all good now.
1.4K views and 1.6K likes for me
This made me happy. It's just refreshing to hear a positive futuristic story about humans, it happens very rarely 😂
BREAKING NEWS
FLORIDA ATTACKED BY MYSTERIOUS FLYING PLATE, PEOPLE ACCUSE THE MOON
1:02 good thing they never saw Florida man or else it would've been
Alien1 : soooooooo back to plan A
Alien2 : yes
Riley is going to sacrifice himself to save his friends isn't he...
"May he rest in peace" MY FUCKING HEART!!!!
Human: "so these are finger nails."
Alien: "So what's the use of theese.......tiny claws?"
Human: "Well Some of us use them to stab and gab other people with.,
Alien: "......you use....Tiny CLAWS... to..... Aparently 'playfully' STAB Other Creatures...?"
Human: "....uh......"
Alien: "...."
Human: "Well, to be fair, It takes a really long time for them to grow that long."
Alien: "About How long?"
Human: "idk, a few monthes I guess.... And that's if you eat really unhealthy."
Are we clever farmers? Yes. Are we capable to rip off the entire universe? YES.
*results may vary.
Probably went to canada
Yay it's here, im so happy!
I loved that ending, I hope we get to hear the full story some time.
Although, the name "Riley" hit a bit close to home for personal reasons... Still want that full story though! I love these positive human-alien stories.
As a Floridian, there are no mountains in Florida. At least in my knowledge. I’ve lived here for all of my life, so I’m pretty sure.
I get the Riley reference it's talking about when you did a qna and you were talking about space orcs
But we would just blow them up tbh
But did you check the year though
@@trainfan-ks5hk
In their calendar, not ours.
He traveled back on one of the human shuttles. By this time, the humans were space faring.
Also, it depends if they come threatening or not and where they land, like if in Canada, they will be welcomed, and if in China or Russia, probably not
@@Streygenmoment
Buddy, as a Canadian I can confirm that if any aliens landed in Canada, the USA would just march in and do their thing with the alien near instantly, with or without our consent.
do the one about a crew adopting the child of former human crew members
(Alien learns about throw up)
Gilbert: uh krah’tarko I- I don’t feel so good
Krah’tarko: human Gilbert what’s wrong???
Gilbert: *throws up on the floor*
Krah’tarko : OH MY GJkhGA what is that mushe stuff it’s soooooooo gross
Gilbert: it’s ok krah’tarko it was just a acid reflex
Krah’tarko: what’s that?
Gilbert: it’s when human stomachs can’t digest it so it must go out
Krah’tarko: do you have acid in your literal stomach?!?!?
Gilbert: y-yes?
Krah’tarko: ok I’m done with this planet
Krah’tarko : *(Screams in kamukatarian)*
Space orc logic: Hail traveler, here have these tiny colorful things I've torn from their feet! and eat this thing made of the unborn infants of birds, the white fluids I forced out of a cow, and golden plants I cleaved and then crushed into a powder before heating it all to temperatures that would burn the flesh of any animal!
Alien: Aww so kind of them!
And everyone clapped.
@David Gibson Uuuuuuh.... **holds up a plate of cupcakes and smiles akwardly**
@David Gibson A peace offering!
After I heard "that's a very fascinating story" I expected "but I asked you what you wanted to eat" to come next
Surprised the somewhat lengthy stories i've posted haven't been taken into a video like this.
They're some of the best humans are space orcs stuff i've seen.
it'd probably be beyond my understanding, but can I ask how you altered your voice? (I'm obsessed with Splatoon and it sounds perfect for an inkling voice)
I think he uses some vo8ce editing software, he is a VA but for the aline voice, he needs that software
god I need more of these
I need more of this
Yas yas YASSSS!!
yes yes yes yes
YES!
YAS QUEEN SLAY IT SIS!!!
Its back!
YESSS! I love these space orc ones please do more. 😃
Humans be like:
"Wait, so they have societal structures that has respect to elders and concept of generosity in it? Their ideas of good and evil are also based on value society gains? Damn, they are practically us!"
If on some planets in rains diamonds, would snow amaze ?
You can makes snowballs
Snowmen
Snow forts
Igloos
God i love this Humans are space Orcs more plz!!!
*Love* these
i’m not crying you’re crying
Oh this has to be my favorite series!!
Oh wow I read Generosity as Genocide thinking there was going to be a dark turn towards the end lol
here's a space orc story for Valentine's Day [since it's coming up :P]
I was sent to down to Earth on the 14th day of their 2nd month. Apparently this is a holiday the humans call "The Day of St. Valentine", or "Valentine's Day" for short. On this day the humans take time to appreciate their loved ones, and give them gifts. I was offered a gift from my human guide, who gave me a heart-shaped container full of a delicacy they call "Chocolate". I took one bite of a certain chocolate filled with a creamy "Caramel". It tastes just like the "Yorbodl" treat back home. I thanked my guide and apologized for not having a gift to give him. He replied with what apparently is a common human saying, "It's the thought that counts." When it came time for me to return, the human gave me another chocolate box to share with my friends and family back on Delta-Proton-8. I thanked him again and took off. This holiday is definitely one of the things humans are doing right...
Don’t let them discover d and d
THEY MUST DISCOVER DND
It's been awhile, so I was wondering..
Aliens and Uno?
@@aristotlerye9033 May as well show them Monopoly at this rate
@@lochner6927 First, we gotta teach them about human realty and economics, otherwise they won't get as territorial.
Don't ask why I have an education planned out for them-
“We arrived in a place called “Florida”
Little did he know he and his compatriots were for one hell of a shitshow
*FFFFFFFFFffflorida.*
M'kay.
We humans are a species that only attack if threatened or are running low on supplies, also religion is a factor.
Alien: ... Still... Barbarians. All of you
Human: same goes for you xenos
Can someone make one about a Human explaning to Nerva whats wrong with Florida
Yay! I’m early!
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deeper plot in an already incredibly spoken and produced series??? cant wait!!!
why do you gotta upload when i'm in school. _you're lucky it's recess_
he he he he snow day for me HA HA HA
Im homeskoold hahaha
TheKidFerSure it was a snow day for me as well but I decided to go
Y would go to school if you didnt have to?
No idea tbh. I thought my class was presenting something today
God I wish this was a book
Anyone else think he should bring this back?
It coulda been donuts ang creamy coffee. The visitors wouldn't know.
Dope
Pineapple
Random doesn’t equal funny
Watermelon
Pumpkin
@@thef.b.i.7203 Diabetic Watermelon
@@Starjumper2821 obese diabetic poor watermelon who is totally able to work but refuses to so they can live off benefits
Love it!
Too bad that knowing humanity this would never happen
I like that future still has coral reefs
Peace upun the galaxy
aliens went to Florida to all places!??! XD now I know where the author is from
I had chills the whole time
Thank you! Thank you, thank you so much! 💜
Love from the author 💜
SO SWEEEET!!
Fuck yeah another one!
Is he still doing these or have they moved elsewhere I'm just wondering cos I want to see more of it
*hears own name at end* what? *hears that he died* oh dear.
The ending scared me so much omfg (cuz its my name im pretty sure)
I love these orcs
Beautiful
Wait Riley is dead what the hell happened WHAT DID YOU DO PM!
Nice vid man!