Best Pick Up Lines : Battlefield Friends (BF4 Gameplay)
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you go to a girl in a bar and you say "do you accept compliments?" she will be like "aww yes I do" and you go "nice moustache" and you walk away ....
+Costadis Servis Simon: DAYUMMM!!!
lol
My favourite pick up line is-
Roses are red
Violets are red
I'm colour blind
Want to fuck?
#winning
+Rambo JR Aced !
Have you got a phone in your back pocket
Because that ass is calling me
King Alpha Vlogs damn I like that one
i love it
King Alpha Vlogs NICE!
Best pick up line
King Alpha Vlogs yep using that one
My best pickup line:
"I'm Batman".
DAYMMMMMM
Then you walk away
and then you walk away
+Bruce Wayne **Roll the credits**
Hey.... Wanna know my *secret identity*?
once had a guy approach me with "do you spit or swallow?" my response was "I blow bubbles." he got a confused look and walked away...
I probably would have laughed
I would have laughed and bought you a drink
Haha this has me dying lol
That's not an appropriate way to talk to your dentist...
We would have been married. LOL!
I'll flip a coin, and whatever it lands on, that's what you give me.
Lol
+TheRubbaRazza And then walk away.
+TheRubbaRazza lmfao
+Gothic Dayz DAYUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
+TheRubbaRazza Just to be sure, what are the two sides of a coin called in English?
(Sorry I'm french and can't remember it xD)
Man: I think you've dropped something
Women: What?
Man: you're expectations, hi I'm Phil
Ignite AU You are expectations?
Then walk away
Replace expectations with standards. Lol. That's what I would try
Nice
you walk up to a girl in a bar an just walk away
Dayum
+OMBseabass doesnt work I do that every time
I'd be the guy to do that
Walking away is the key to win a girl
More like she walks away 😂🔫
Guy: Hey are you from Tennessee
Girl: *Rolls eyes* What because im the only 10 you see?
Guy: no you're like a 6/10, still above average
Thomas Myers then walk away
Then walk away
Stolen from Nigahiga ^^
Guy: are you from Tennessee
Girl: why because I'm the only 10 you see?
Guy: nope because you're a state
dont forget to walk away!
If I had a dollar for every time I thought of you, I would have $1.00 because you never left my mind.
+Eric McIntyre then walk away
+Eric McIntyre dayyuummm
+josh smit
Holy shit that's smooth lol
And drop the mic
"Are you an angel? 'Cause I'm allergic to feathers." - then puke on her
ORIGINALITY
***** tooootally nooot :D ... but who cares? ^^
then walk away
+Jacob Ruddock no he probably got it from cyanide and happiness
Nicholas Robinson lol
I got one, the word of the day is legs so lets go home and spread the word.
then walk away
DAMN
nice one
+Byron Perez you do better
XD
"Do you regularly attend the Disabled Dance?"
And then wheel away
Then walk away.
"Coz if I was your daddy I'd be in jail..." LOL Wish I could go drinking with Apsro
Scott Tower Beech so dies everyone
Yooo saym👌
Appsro*
There's usually one in every bar just go and wait till there are 2 left you and the other apsro
That was the best one in the video
roses are red violets are blue I have a gun get in the van.
Then drive away
only after they get in of course.
+heist mastermind 😂😂😂
Lame👎
close enough.
go up to a girl... then walk away
Then walk away
+Cottage Cheese Cause DAAYYUUMMM
THEN WALK LOOKING AT EMHER BUT YOU PASS HER. I'm very sad person don't judge.
Whoah Dude he said that already smh.
Ah yes middle school
my favorite: If I were to ask you out on a date, would the answer to that question be the same as the answer to this one?
Shawn Bero Damn that's good
Maybe
Shawn Bero that's good
Shawn Bero well ya can't say no so fuck yeah
you sly dog xD
Damn girl, are you a cheeseburger? Cuz you're kinda greasy and looked better in the picture.
Hahahaha fantastic xD
Then walk away
Dayummmmmmmmmm
This comment brought me to tears. You are a winner sir.
Insanitarium 666 best one yet
There needs to be a second part to this because I've watched it a hundred times and still laugh my ass off...
Guy: damn girl are you a math book?
Girl: No...why?
Guy: because you have a lot of problems.
Then walk away
Best thing I've ever seen
👏👏👏
Its like the did you fall from heaven joke, I like it lol
That's how me and my girlfriend met
I got a dumb one "there are 8 planets in our solar system, but only 7 after i destroy Uranus
PLUTO IS A PLANET!!!!!! JUSTICE FOR PLUTO!!!!!!
9 ;)
9
8
Hahaha epic
Excuse me my friend over there really wants your number. So he can get a hold of me in the morning
Grinch I love this!
XD... nice one
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Grinch your profile pic makes it funnier
You have to wait til she says “for what” and then say the second part
Me to girl: Hi there, you are stunning. Do you have any Dutch in you ?
Girl to me: Thankyou, no I don't !
Me to girl: Do you want some ?
Hahaha👌
+jezwah Girl: No
Hey u never know man maybe she's a horny girl
+jezwah and then walk away
hahahahahahq
I'm like a fire truck I find them hot and leave them wet
Neebs said that one !
- Are you from Tennessee?
- Why, because Im the only ten you see?
- No, because you look like your parents are related.
Roland Lee then walk away
👏
you: so. you know wat rhymes with grape?
her:wat?
you:cranberrys then walk away
Words cannot express your beauty... numbers can tho 3/10 .
damn
now you have to walk away
lol
then RUN away.
Justin Raccuia And shout "IT'S NOT YOU IT'S YOUR SHOES
I tried the "I noticed you don't have a mustache. Do you eat oranges?" and it worked. Great job neebs *edit* So far it has a 100% response rate.
One that has worked for me and my friends a lot is "Do you know how much a polar bear weighs?" "I don't know either but it's enough to break the ice!" No idea how it works so well haha
How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Scrambled or fertilised?
then walk away
but rlly thats a good one
A+
Awesome
what about her shoes though?
"Did it hurt?"
Girl: What when I fell out of heaven?
"No when you crawled out of hell"
"I'm only here to disappoint Doraleous."
And walk away.
+Victim of Lag Smooth one
damm
Ill try that one
That was Appsro.
shredhappy101
Pretty sure it was Doraleous.
"You hear about pluto? thats messed up right?"
Degenerate999 Gus comin’ in hot!! Lol
From a scale 1 to america, how free are you tonight?
Answer: northkorea
Germany 1944
And then you walk away
space. then float away
+TheWallis67 gravity then fall on your face
+aaron bolstad 😂😂
*on tinder*
guy: So, you're a single mother of one?
girl: yes
guy: Wanna become a single mother of two?
+Lucas Chabert gold
When I was texting my dad Autocorrect changed the Swedish word "Tiden" which means "the time" into "Teenporn"
I said "Jag kollade tiden" = "I just looked at the time" into "Jag kollade Teenporn" = "I looked at Teenporn"
MetalHead Autocorrect changes words into the most used one
Quite the naughty boy
Bra jobbat gg
Haha i'd actually use this pickup line
@@davidhunter6096 would definitely work on your sugar daddy
My friend bet me that I couldn’t start a conversation with the prettiest girl in the bar. Wanna buy drinks with their money?
Very nice!!
Lol
I have actually used something extremely similar and it worked
"Thank God I'm wearing gloves because you'd be too hot to handle" and "on a scale of one to America how free are you this weekend".........
+Duncan Mitchell and then walk away
Are you good at math? Add a bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and let's multiply.
Wow that good
"When every one else wants to be you, do You?" (then walk away)
cause DAYUMM
You play battlefield... cuz defib paddles won't be the only thing touching your chest tonight
If you were a jet I'd ram you
Vegeta Is better than you please just stop
Matthew Gray not true
DBZ 9002 NEEERRRRDDD!!! lol
I mean if she is into nerds then maybe?
Roses are red
Violets are stinky
would you like to play
with my tinky winky
i am ashamed of this....
Excellent
duuuuuude rlly
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I will be using my hand thinking of u
And you walk away...
+I Play guitar lol
"Are you a corporate speaker? Because you're really motivating my staff"
This needs more love 6 years later
"hey handsome are you a plummer? because my poop pipe needs maintenance"
and thats how my dad knew she was the one...
I'm dying!!😂😂
"Yeah I'm gonna need you to finish your drink." - Bill Cosby
-"Bill Cosby 2016"
Oh wait typo 20 16's
My strategy is to accept that I'm too nerdy, antisocial, and self-centered to ever have a significant other in my life and be perfectly fine with that.
+Furious Sherman some women look for those qualities
+Furious Sherman now thats what i call a winners strategy.
same that's why we have match.com
And then walk away
Yup. lmao
Wingman- I'd like to break the ice but I can't swim. walks away
Girl-WTF
You-walk up "I can swim."
"I think anything I do is gonna work." - Neebs killing it with confidence. Love it
Neebs reminds me of a kid I used to play Forza with back in the day who would just spout out the most insane stuff lol. 😂. Good stuff
"Hey, I noticed you don't have a mustache. Do you eat oranges?" Lmao I haven't laughed this hard in months.
And then walk away
Guy; did you fall from heaven?
Girl; no but I did scrape my knee crawling outta hell
Are you a magician? Because every time I look at you everyone else seem to disappear...😂
Hey I hear you're a pilot, think you could pull up on my throttle?
-Tucker from Red vs Blue
I've explored all 8 planets besides uranus
L
Umm actually there are 7 planets besides Uranus thank you very much.
no you didn't hahaha 😂😂😂😂
Well technically there are 9 planets. Pluto is still a Dwarf Planet, and there are possibly more beyond.
then walk away
Watched this when it first dropped on your channel. Came back to watch it again, 4 years later. It still kills me. I honestly needed a good laugh today! You guys rock!
"Hey girl, it would be easier to sweep you of your feet if you were standing up"
*She stands up*
I did not know what to do
CAUSE DAYUMM!!!!!
just walk away
I just watched this and figured why not. Go up to a girl and say "Have you ever seen me and batman in the same room?" Then walk away.
Neebs oil spill concern would probably get him more women than all the pickup lines lol
"Hey girl, is your Dad in jail? 'Cause if I was your Dad, I'd be in jail"
Absolutely died at that part xDDD
man: hey want to come over and eat what my mom made?
girl: what did she make?
man: me :D
Then walk away
hey baby how much dose a poler bear weigh
girl : I don't know
guy: enough to break the ice nice to meet you
One of the worst, yet most successful:
"I lost my teddy bear... Will you sleep with me?"
You: Are you from Tennessee?
Girl: Aww, cos I'm the only ten you see?
You: No, cos you're a state
And then walk away
+fjantomen64 lol bro ive seen like 15 comment of just you saying "And then walk away" it gets funnier each time
+MathClass HummingBird yeah same here
"Girl that's a nice shirt. It will look good on me, when I'm cooking breakfast for us in the morning."
😂😂 I like that
And then walk away...
Are you a camera cause every time I look at you and smile.
This would actually work. Nice one.
Here's one...you stare at her from across the room and cant get up the courage to say anything.
then walk away.
heres one... Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?
Omg XD
Then walk away
+ben dover It's not rape, it's surprise sex!
+Team Spintop Surprise butt sex!
+ben dover great choice of name for that comment
I was blinded by your beauty, so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance purposes
+frank jones This one is splendid.
"Hey! Did you get the mail today? Because you got a huge package." Imma say this on mail day XD
This works best in a class setting, go up to someone and say hey can I borrow your pen, once they give it to you say hey this doesn't work, they should say something about not believing it, then you say maybe it'll work if you write your number. Hope you guys like this, love the channel guys keep it up!
How much does a polar bear weigh?..... Enough to brake the ice. Hey how's it going?
"enough to break the ice"
No, that'd be stupid. If they weighed enough to break ice the couldn't live in the Arctic..
I'm lonely...
this ones for simon: (him to a girl) *walks up to her* "girl, what you do to me... should be illegal... just like what id do to yo-... oh wait no, that IS illegal..hmm.." *walks away*
I just got grade A autism from this comment
+Nicol Morrison :)
im gonna flip a coin what ever it lands on you give me
You go up to the girl and ask her " are you (insert random name)?" And when she says no say "Well I was told that the prettiest girl here was named (random name you have previously chosen) and I was supposed to give her a huge package" and when she asks where the packages is, say " in my pants" then walk away.
CAUSE DAYYYYYYUM
lol
but what if you accedentally guessed their name?
Damn Jman. That's too long.
+Byron Perez are you talking about my package?
Guy: "Hey, can you help me out? I'm looking for something."
Girl: "Sure, what is it?"
Guy: "A signature, because masterpiece's usually have one."
"Guess your a copy"
Guy: Hey you really need to stop texting my phone so much.
Girl: but I don't even know your number.
Guy: you want to?
Guuurl im not a weather man but you can expect a few inches tonight
w
Then walk away.
Most overused joke ever
Exactly three
Tonight there is going to be 7 planets in the sky, because I'm going to destroy Uranus!
LOL
8 planets
Pluto is technically a planet, again
then walk away
+Raistlyn V why do you gotta ruin the joke
pickup line for a girl: Your must be Apple Maps, because I just got lost into your eyes.
I used the cornstalk joke.... I got a restraining order against me.
my pick up line
Me: "hey girl can you spell the word me"
Girl: "sure M E"
Me: "you forgot the d"
Girl: "there is no D in me"
Me: "not yet"
that's old...
+XxRekiN ElitelYxX but funny.
+Wyatt Kemp not really. its just over used and annoying now...
Then walk away
+fjantomen64 I should right XD
I need a lot of insanity in my life to keep me happy...and god bless you guys, you certainly provide it!! Bless you guys!!!
Could also Work as a Pickup line
what has 72 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? my zipper
"Hey, I'm an aspiring explorer and I've been to nearly every place on the world!"
"There's still one canyon I need to go down in"
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Roy Shein Lmao. That makes everything better xD
rose's are red
violets are blue
I've got a gun
now get in the van
@neebsgaming
My name is Auden peirce and I'm here to say I've got a gun so shut the fuck up
fucking brilliant
Shotgun!
Oh my fucking god they should shoutout this on some next video!! 😂😂😂
+Jacob Ruddock - those were tupac's last words.
Just be neebs and show em' your abs. (Neebs is ripped af)
Yes he is, the tallest of them all
You go to a girl and say to you like chess and then after she responds you say, well first you move this piece here then place your arm around her and say checkmate.
If your left leg was breakfast and your right leg was lunch........I wouldn't be able to resist snacking between meals ;)
Kinda like my holiday one.
If your right leg is Thanksgiving, and your left one is Christmas, can I visit in between the holidays?
ayyyyy
+The Hellish Cat Thanks Deadpool
+Harry Ashcroft Catch is you would need to eat her left leg first.
baconsoap Actually, I've been saying that for almost 3 years now.
"you turn my software into hardware" ;D then walk away
+Troy Watt72 FUCK OFF TROY!!
+Jamie Carson-Suttie XD
-Here suck on these.
-Suck on what?
-Deez nutz!
...okay i'll walk away.
grazyhobo walk away from life
Do you like pickup lines?
And then walk away
Ias your leaving the bar hit the button fuze hit it
"Can I buy you a drink, or would you rather have the money?"
"are you squidward?"
"no."
"are you squidward now?"
+Xavier Curtiss yes
Then walk away
do you got a broken pelvis? No? Well you'll have one in the morning!
lol death by snu-snu
AHHHH WOHOOOO AHHHHH WOHOOOO
mw11stuff lmao because of your profile picture I automatically read that in my head with Homer's voice instead of Fry and Zapp
Then walk away
me:take off your top
her:why
me:ive never seen an angels wings
At firs i didn't watch this because it has nothing to do with gaming, but then I thought " wait a minute, this is neebs gaming, they are just naturally funny" I did not regret seeing this at all, so funny, had to laugh
Here is a brake up line.
Are we being followed? Because iv been seeing people behind your back
Booom
Dayuum 😄
+Trevor Wolf OUCH!! LOL
and then walk away
Then walk away
Thank god for another one of these videos. I love them so much. Lmao. You guys are the best.
"Hey, are you feeling sleepy? Cuz I put some pills in your drink."
Then walk away..
Gaming Joker oh shiiiiitttttt
Neebs it's cold outside..
Then walk away
Gaming Joker bill Cosby was here
Definitely a great end to another night of watching Neebs Gaming! Keep up the great work guys! Love it Neebs
you: "did you know there are only 20 letters in the alphabet?"
her: " arnt there 26 letters?"
you: "shoot! your right, i forgot that U, R, A, Q, T."
her: "thats only 25."
you: "you can get the D later." and walk away.
Stolen from hitman holla on wild n out
Omg I love this one.