The no hesitation of retiling and changing the wallpapers of the kitchen out of desperation shows charborgs dedication to rekindle his connection with his own people
@@Gormfeld thank you it took like all 5 of my brain cells to come up with that comment. I now no longer have braincells left, please help. THIS COMMENT WAS MADE BY AN AUTOMATED A.I SYSTEM TO READ MINDS RUN
I will never get over how badly things go EVERY SINGLE TIME!!!! 😂 just panning to her running away after you died. And then asking how you died 😂😂😂 too funny
It's a shame the vampire wasn't a young adult or adult. The chaos that comes from an alien aduction and surprise pregnancy would have been wild! Though, I don't recall if vampires can become pregnant with other occult sims. I just know a baby wouldn't be half vampire and half alien.
I am so insanely creeped out by this vamp's actions. Imagine this guy being CLEARLY obsessed with you and constantly sending you text messages and phone calls, and you don't have the willpower to tell him to fuck off and stop creeping on you because he's clearly head over heels for you, whereas most humans are just like "haha bald alien."
@@morgannull4685 agressive banjo tunes playing in the background as a vampire gets rejected time and time again by an alien before combusting in the sunlight. Yeah i'd love to watch that actually.
You have saved my life honestly and I hope you know how much you actually help people, it goes beyond funny video make me laugh. Thank u 4 expressing urself
Charborg's uncanny ability to create pathetic characters is truly a gift.
That's why you relate to the content or?
he is a pathetic creature (positive)
@@Tom-oj7siyes thats exactly why
@@crispeenis how do you pronounce/write your name?
@@EnigmaticAromacrispee like crispy
The no hesitation of retiling and changing the wallpapers of the kitchen out of desperation shows charborgs dedication to rekindle his connection with his own people
That was just a roundabout way to call Charborg an aliem
Even wall color doesn't match!
how does charborg manage to look completely and utterly different every time i see him
I know right?
He's a skinwalker
Its like whatever clothes he wears just makes him look different everytime, he plays characters so well as well
Char lusted after a woman so badly that he starved to death and burnt up in the sun. Let this be a lesson to all you simps out there.
Simps 3
@@VortexKiller2 lmfao that's good
@@Gormfeld thank you it took like all 5 of my brain cells to come up with that comment.
I now no longer have braincells left, please help.
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need a man that will go through this for me
Good to see chraborg trying to reunite with the people of his home planet
No. We've seen what he looks like.
He's from Zimbabwe.
@@EdgieAlias *Rhodesia
Chrisborg really is a hoot
Zarbobulone
W ar glad tu hav him bacc
Died trying to pull an alien milf. Fly high brother.
🫡
I just love how much interactivity charborg provides with chat even though it's usually cursed.
Charborg and DougDoug are kings in this game!
Criken is great for non chat related software.
She's so uninterested, it's so painful 😂 he's giving her gifts and she's like "I've known you for two days you weirdo" 😂
I will never get over how badly things go EVERY SINGLE TIME!!!! 😂 just panning to her running away after you died. And then asking how you died 😂😂😂 too funny
stop snowball fighting
"man chases uninterested women to his own death"
It's a shame the vampire wasn't a young adult or adult. The chaos that comes from an alien aduction and surprise pregnancy would have been wild! Though, I don't recall if vampires can become pregnant with other occult sims. I just know a baby wouldn't be half vampire and half alien.
I adore how as the chat interactions get more and more advanced and complex it gets harder to explain to the youtube-only audience
Charborg's missing tooth has become so iconic that he probably won't get a replacement
I mean he said he LOVES it hahah
@@Koselill Based, as someone with a missing tooth and a fucked up lining, this is the kind of representation I need
It's quite charming honestly, kind hearted southern boy type look
@@lifeisadrag7705
I love him so much as a person, I find it endearing now.
It's a poor people kind of look
I am so insanely creeped out by this vamp's actions. Imagine this guy being CLEARLY obsessed with you and constantly sending you text messages and phone calls, and you don't have the willpower to tell him to fuck off and stop creeping on you because he's clearly head over heels for you, whereas most humans are just like "haha bald alien."
Kain:
_ooh, I'll send a picture..._
Proceeds to photo toilet.
Watching the Vod and seeing Kain, after losing Asta, proceed to go ham as fuck for Xokop and then fucking die was truly a experience
Good to see Vampire Richard Nixon is out here shooting his shot.
you're like the first youtuber where how i imagined you to look based off your voice you actually do look
Interesting. For me it was the exact opposite.
@@PuddingXXLthis was the last TH-camr for you?
@@sanguillotine Room temp iq
@@MoGumbo_ my room is extremely hot
I love to see how charborg always manages to interact with his community
"I think the meta is to just talk to her over and over", yes my sweet little charborg, that is indeed the meta.
Idk what it is about this mans Sims videos but i could easily watch a 24 hour one 😂
I love the smooth music in these it truly brings the char-vibes
@@morgannull4685 agressive banjo tunes playing in the background as a vampire gets rejected time and time again by an alien before combusting in the sunlight. Yeah i'd love to watch that actually.
To be fair, the flowers really suit Jared’s aesthetic.
I can’t believe you left out both the search for Asta Cummings and also the public shaming of Stinky Grandpa
23:29 I agree with Chat’s pronouncement that your character was obliterated by unimaginable levels of cringe!
5:07 what an incredible fantasy world the sims is
death by touch starvation
You have saved my life honestly and I hope you know how much you actually help people, it goes beyond funny video make me laugh. Thank u 4 expressing urself
if anyone else is wondering why exactly he died, it's apparently because burning in the sun rapidly depletes your thirst bar, so he starved to death
9:14 yeah except the one who abducted you wasn't Xocop it was 'Axane'... no wonder she hated you. you cheated on her . . .
Lmao
Erasing the Johanna (or whatever her name was) subplot made me laugh for some reason
Bruh died of thirst and forgot that’s what vampires need… 💀
can always count on xokop to run tf out of a place
i love how that one zombie just randomly un-zombied and stayed like that lmao
Man, I really love how creative you are Charborg, I always addicted to your content 😂
"This was the shittiest date ever, I died."
charborg is prlly the most interactive streamer
16:31 that feel when your chat message makes it into the video. Feelsgood
That was a sad ending, Kaine rias his life under the hot sun just to bond with the love of his life and xokop didn't even love kaine back
This is a Charborg video of all time.
"Omg, we're going on a date, we can't blow this, where should we go? What do aliens do?"
>Smuggler's cove
Nice. Real nice
This so chaotic, love it
my favorite vampcel is back 💕
Is there gonna be crossover with Jim Pickens?
5:00 seeble pepsi p
-einstein
Xokop running away after him dying is just so fucking funny
My boi Slipp is the best editor of all time hands down
Charborg is such a cutie patootie 🙈
hugh man returns in an odd manner
Aww I thought it was irl until the thumbnail loaded
Glad to See Char post
"This was the shittiest date ever! I died!"
Me everytime I go on a date.(Which is never, which is why I'm still alive.)
Xoxop is actually from the sun, but she only visits when it’s nighttime
MORE STREAMS! Love Em.
0:15 The sound of charborg happy makes me happy. :)
ALSO CHARBORG, PLS MAKE A DAD HAT FOR SHOP! I WILL BUY AN EMBROIDERED FISH FOR MY DOME PIECE.
alien baddie's
Finally more sims
I hope Jared waits for us
Since I can’t watch most livestreams due to timezones, I was very confused when I kept seeing the facecam randomly pop up in the vods
4:30 the commitment!
I cannot believe the mad lad posted on my birthday
Happy Birthday 🎉
@@askwhateverlol ty!I got 180 bucks this year.
I'm gonna keep saving up until I'm 18
"jared i got you some flowers" is so real
I misread the title like 4 times.
I misread it as trying to get an alien baby to abduct me.
Then trying to abduct an alien baby.
One does not simply “get” blood, you abduct it ;)
Another breach of masquerade
the only thing that makes sense is charbrg is Ellis from left for dead
Please make a news sims 3 i love your serie sims , it's so funny, try the genie type !!!
Wait you’re actually missing a tooth? I thought that was just a part of gmod playermodel!! I had seen your face before I don’t know how I missed it
Can I get a print of 'Dog Drinking from a Pond'?
I love your Sims plays the most I think 😂
What kind of music is in the bg?
Charbo if i were an alien babe i would adopt you
Charborg… please don’t release Jared… idk what people would do if they knew subway exists…
That first alien abduction wasnt even her, it was a different alien called axane
there here & they do not give a shit about Kain Manley
Came for the hehe haha, but instead got good dating advice lol
Next play as ghost kein
why does xokop have every trait in the game
honestly I thought the title of the video was "Trying to get an alien baby to adopt me"
Im unsure if he’s down bad or not
oh this is where he went
Pickle chickens 😍
22:46 he was thirsty gj
Does anyone know if he has a video with chat controlling his face cam
Simped to death
Charborg gets rejected for days, she finally gives in to him because hes annoying, then he gets cucked on his "date". lmfaoo xD
Did he starved to death?
hi charbroil
oogly boogly
I laughed and I hailed carrot
been there... done that
holy moly
i missed this fatass vampire
These comments suck… sorry man these are all like “L, hi, first, not first”
I’m sorry Charbo, but this video was painful to watch
this is HDG coded.
I love you Charborg
My favorite schizo furry TH-camr is back! Yeah!
don't @ me
Love to see it ❤
real