[Courtroom. James from Team Rocket is in the defendant's seat, looking nervous. Phoenix Wright stands at the defense bench, suddenly slamming his hands on the table.] Phoenix: "OBJECTION!!" James: (Light gasp) Phoenix: [Points confidently] "You claimed that you were only trying to help Pikachu get a bath, but the evidence tells a different story! According to the surveillance footage, you were seen carrying _Pikachu_ ... in a net!" James: [Waves his hands frantically] "W-well, it was a very... ""fancy"" net! Pikachu would appreciate a little luxury, don't you think? We were simply-uh-innovating in pet care!" Phoenix [Shaking head] "Is that so? Then why is it that Pikachu looked more _terrified_ than pampered?" James: [Sweats bullets, looking around nervously] "Well, you see, Pikachu is a very... independent Pokémon. Sometimes the best care is the one that comes with a little, um, surprise!" Phoenix: "Surprise? More like _kidnapping_ !" Judge: [Scratches his chin] "Hmm, kidnapping in the guise of a bath... interesting argument." James: [Groans, slumping in his seat] "Why do things always end up like this?"
[Courtroom. James from Team Rocket is in the defendant's seat, looking nervous. Phoenix Wright stands at the defense bench, suddenly slamming his hands on the table.]
Phoenix: "OBJECTION!!"
James: (Light gasp)
Phoenix: [Points confidently] "You claimed that you were only trying to help Pikachu get a bath, but the evidence tells a different story! According to the surveillance footage, you were seen carrying _Pikachu_ ... in a net!"
James: [Waves his hands frantically] "W-well, it was a very... ""fancy"" net! Pikachu would appreciate a little luxury, don't you think? We were simply-uh-innovating in pet care!"
Phoenix [Shaking head] "Is that so? Then why is it that Pikachu looked more _terrified_ than pampered?"
James: [Sweats bullets, looking around nervously] "Well, you see, Pikachu is a very... independent Pokémon. Sometimes the best care is the one that comes with a little, um, surprise!"
Phoenix: "Surprise? More like _kidnapping_ !"
Judge: [Scratches his chin] "Hmm, kidnapping in the guise of a bath... interesting argument."
James: [Groans, slumping in his seat] "Why do things always end up like this?"
this feels so empty in the b/w soundfont, probably because b/w has so many drums and basses and sometimes samples going on
no way the centro leaks lawsuit ost just dropped
in all seriousness this is a banger
More like typhlosion leaks lawsuit tbh