xXgracexX333 that part actually hit me kinda hard seeing as i get attatched very quickly as well. There is nothing wrong with getting attatched quickly as long as you and your partner is communicating
Anyone who says, "she was perfect... She was an atheist," has to be one of the most pathetic people I've ever seen in my life. This takes euphoria to a whole new level man. Is that really all it takes for people like this. I mean, Jesus Christ, even Christians have higher standards than, "She was a Christian." And is it really that difficult to find a person in their 20's who's an atheist nowadays? I'd actually think it was more difficult to find a Christian girl.
"She was perfect, she was an atheist" This line really showed how much he really didn't care about Jaclyn. That sounds like something that a person would say if they were forced to say some good things about a guy they barely knew at his funeral. "He was a great person... He was a Jehovah's Witness... He had a dog named Mikey."
What a terrible funeral where they ask a person that doesn't know the dead guy to say something about him. Or maybe just a terrible attempt by the person to get their 5 seconds. Funeral still sucks hard either way.
I think it was more honest, that he didn’t apologize on TH-cam to his girlfriend. I don’t know how the story continued and I don’t bother checking. But this is a lot more honest then fake tear drops and apologizing publicly about personal matter.
His apology was the epitome of "I'm not sorry I did it, I'm sorry I got caught in the act." Makes me laugh every time I'm reminded of it. But, update several years later, Jaclyn is happily married to someone who treats her better and they're pregnant :) No idea what SocialRepose has been up to tho
Ik I saw it too! It's so amazing. She should thank herself for leaving him and finding her soulmate. What a champ, but social repost is nothing short of a clown. Just full on jester, he looks like a broke joker. Like if joker was on crack and gave up crime.
Ed from ed edd and eddy are you really going to say that him/her is being mean to this guy who, if you watched the video cheated on his girlfriend and his ex girlfriend and btw still cheating on other girls to this day should not be insulted? He is a terrible person, cheaters are bad and deserve to be insulted because they hurt someone who loved them and cared a lot about them and then they turn around to just you know do the deed with someone else, it’s horrible and you shouldn’t support it because it’s wrong.
i think my favorite thing i ever read about this guy was commented on this video and it said "if you squint really hard it looks like he's wearing sunglasses"
He somehow manages to look like Billie eilish, jacksfilms, James Charles, jake Paul, Bart Simpson and a random drug addict at the same time Edit: keep adding on let's go
@@sweetneko1257 I just noticed I named 1 neutral, 2 hated and 2 liked people in this comment Neutral - Billie Liked: Jack and Bart(well Bart could fit in neutral too) Disliked: James and Jake Also noticed all their names start with J or B,
What he’s basically saying: Atheism turns him on. He admits he’s an irredeemable cheater His content is more important than a healthy relationship He’s a “careerist” (whatever that means) He’s sorry that he got caught
@Dapper_Dog1 he’s doesn’t even need to use his brain or insults, he can just bring out his Moby Huge and you will shrivel down 3 inches in being, or just tell people his most funny joke and they laugh so hard they die
I’m 14 and 5’9” but the thing is, Charlie is still the most dominant in the room because he has so many complex insults inside of his brain he’s like a supercomputer.
Mmm yes, because anyone who practices any religion can never have a healthy relationship Rant: I’m not religious at all, I’ve never beeen to a single church in my entire life but some atheists always criticize Christian religions and never others. You won’t talk about African religions, Islam, or Hinduism though 💀 sometimes I feel those people are only atheist cause they have beef with Christianity specifically
But if he said "she was perfect, she was christian" he would've been praised 💀 Christian wants to date another christian? Great! Atheist wants to date another Atheist? HOW DARE THEY
Imagine being so pathetic that you hurt people who love you, and then turn around and blame them for having literally the most _basic_ expectations of you in the relationship. Take responsibility for your own decisions.
I love that people still think it’s edgy and cool and subversive to be assholes to religious people. I guess it was a little edgy in 2004 but by now it’s just sad.
@@kylestewart4444 I’m a Christian and I hate when atheist people don’t wanna be friends with me because there I afraid imma kill them or some shit, like bruh we don’t wanna murder atheist people or anything. It’s kinda sad that Christians are portrayed like this.
Each year... And more years later, there is always someone who is going to make a worst apology and gets more worse in the future. How wonderful is that?
"people warned her" - That's such a shitty excuse, I've heard other cheaters including an ex gf of mine use that one. Seriously, your defense is "you should have known I was a piece of shit"?
I’ve gotten “I’m sorry... but YOU did this. You decided to date me. You asked me out” is the one that I laughed a about the most in my life. But that’s what I get for being female dating the biggest dickhead playboy within school. He said other things after that but that sentence made me laugh the most.
JACLYNS DELETED COMMENT: "I absolutely did not ask to move into a house with you 3 months in lol. You are the first person that brought up moving in together and the plan for that wasn't until mid next year. We were in a long-distance relationship. The only way to make that work is to have some vague idea of when the distance would be closed. That's the only reason I ever brought it up but thanks for trying to make me sound irrational though. Especially coming from the guy who kept calling me his wife and who bought me a ring to wear on my left ring finger. Do not play like you weren't absolutely perpetuating the idea of real commitment. This was never a conversation we had after I caught you cheating. Fear of commitment didn't drive you to cheat, are you kidding? You were in another girls pants a month after we started. You made fun of one of my exes for failing at commitment as though you were above that. You bring me on a UK/European tour with plans to stay extra days in Paris. You were going to take me to your family thanksgiving. You gave no indication of this being a problem ever. You discredited everyone who warned me and then you sit there and act like it's shocking to you that I didn't listen to them? You played a role in that. Also, do not call cheating a mistake. If you felt any remorse you wouldn't have continued to do it. You didn't slip and fall. You made a choice. You made that choice over and over again with no regard for my feelings. If I didn't see those texts you would have kept doing it. That is not a mistake, that is intent."
He uploaded a video before they started dating called "Dear Future Girlfriend" where he basically said he was gonna cheat and treat her horribly. She laughed it off back then but it turned out to be very accurate
Pure Cringe "I can't believe someone would cheat on me, what did I ever do to deserve this" is probably a line you would see in the video he'd make. And you know there would be one. That possible ad revenue.
"You're gonna have a hard time topping this one." 'Uh, hi everyone, I just wanted to come online and talk to you about' how it's now 2023, and this did not age well.
And then now, 5 years later, Colleen Ballinger took the title and will likely keep it forever for having the worst apology video on TH-cam. How did I even end up here!? 😂
He's literally.....blaming her for being...........a loving and caring person........who he knew was naively kind............................even though he blatantly took advantage of that fact. Alright bro
This is a really shitty comment it isn't funny nor entertaining and I just wanted to let you know because you deserve to feel bad for actually typing that dumb shit out and pressing send
Archeologist will be stunned when they find this man's skull.
BillyD3Kidd underrated
I’m dying bro
DEAD
Holy fuck lmao
They probably think that they found one of the coneheads
“She got so attached to me”
Wow. Someone who wants a relationship actually shows that she wants to spend time with you.
xXgracexX333 exactly!!! So many people act that way
xXgracexX333 that part actually hit me kinda hard seeing as i get attatched very quickly as well. There is nothing wrong with getting attatched quickly as long as you and your partner is communicating
xXgracexX333 maybe he meant too clingy
Yeah he sounded so dumb there. He gave her a promise ring and had a commitment ceremony like a month in. So that's not a fvcking excuse
She got in the way of him spending time with his truest love... himself.
“She thought she could fix me, so I proved her wrong”
Jeez what the hell was wrong with me 1 month ago
@@Ghoosteny Füni number!
@@Ghoosteny no I don't think i will
@Ghosty -U- Nah
@@Ghoosteny What’d you write?
“She was perfect, she was an atheist”
Weirdest apology video
That was so random…
69 likes
I'm an atheist, am I perfect?
@@weaponizedglitter69 to this man. Yess✨️
@Bryn no no that's not the one I want to see me as perfect.
He looks like a piece of string cheese
Underrated
Best roast so far lol
Yes
Lmao
I have never laughed out loud at a comment. Thank you.
"she was perfect, she was an atheist, she watched rick and morty"
😂😂
3 years now and still making bangers
okay watching rick and morty definitely qualifies as perfect
@@prophetofink7971 yikes lol i like rick and morty but wouldnt use that as an indication of whether or not to like someone
@@statesminds I like Rick and morty and I wasn’t being genuine
Things that are big here:
1.Jokes about that dude's forehead
2.That dude's forehead
Lol!
Pizza Lord no
@@Mojodoesntsweat what no yourself
@@cringeman4199 who tf uses an exclamation mark after lol?
@@shayd4044 me
Charlie: Social Repose's apology is the worst one on TH-cam.
Colleen Ballinger: I'm about to end this man's whole career.
Both are fucking awful tbh. But i still agree
Tbf atleast Collen gave us a banger
This man needs to make a apology for his apology.
Lol seriously tho
Fr
He did, twice
I going to ruin your life watch, imma turn your 69 likes in 70!!!
lol tru
Charlie's slow descent into rage about him being 5'6 amuses me
Same
Bro, he's got something that goes mega deep in his psyche.
I wanted to give you a like, but I cannot ruin the holy number. Take my like in the comments.
@@donttouchmahbeans-5205 what happens if i touch your beans
that sounds so wrong for some reason
@@myrepliesprobablydontmakes9571 they will force it down your throat
They like it kinky I guess
charlie in 2017: raging about his 5'6" height
charlie in 2022: *"im the perfect size, 5'6""*
Better character development than blond Marilyn Manson here...
Charlie is perfect.
@@jasiq99 More like Charles Manson.
" she was perfect, she was an atheist and uhh......uhhh she umm....is a woman"
@Genevieve Dellamano FR, lames like this got no language skills
"She uh, she had boobs and stuff. I really liked that aspect of her personality. She was perfect please accept my apology"
Ah yes. The two qualities in a woman.
Anyone who says, "she was perfect... She was an atheist," has to be one of the most pathetic people I've ever seen in my life. This takes euphoria to a whole new level man. Is that really all it takes for people like this. I mean, Jesus Christ, even Christians have higher standards than, "She was a Christian." And is it really that difficult to find a person in their 20's who's an atheist nowadays? I'd actually think it was more difficult to find a Christian girl.
@@augustgreig9420 it sounds like something someone would use as a joke but this dude is saying it seriously as if he means it.
If you squint real hard, he looks like he’s wearing sunglasses.
Damn he looks like he should be in the matrix lol
Looks like Neo without melanin or colour pigments.
Looks like he ain't got no eyes
Actually did the worst grossest laugh possible reading this comment just for the pure accuracy of it xx you deserve an award. Beautiful
huh... kinda looks like albino Neo
"She was perfect, she was an atheist"
This line really showed how much he really didn't care about Jaclyn. That sounds like something that a person would say if they were forced to say some good things about a guy they barely knew at his funeral. "He was a great person... He was a Jehovah's Witness... He had a dog named Mikey."
I Eat Trash A r e y o u a J e h o v a ' s W i t n e s s ?
What a terrible funeral where they ask a person that doesn't know the dead guy to say something about him.
Or maybe just a terrible attempt by the person to get their 5 seconds. Funeral still sucks hard either way.
Magicalfuntime But in reality, the dog's name was Bobby.
that was the best line
Magicalfuntime he was listing the things about her that where good not saying she was only perfect because she was an atheist you twattard
bruh he look like a breadstick going through a goth phase
The resemblance is uncanny
Bread sticks are wholesome unlike him tho
Spongebob Squarepants ouch he getting insulted by sponge bob
damn i applaud you 👏
breadstick lmfaoooo I'm wheezing
This guy wasn't apologizing for the cheating, he was apologizing that everyone found out about it...
Hes has a sex addiction
NO FUCKING WONDER HES GETTING THESE GIRLS PREGNANT
His head looks like a stick
That’s what just about every apology video on TH-cam has every been. They aren’t sorry for what they did, they’re sorry they got caught.
@@F4stHeroes straight facts. If they're actually sorry for what they did they wouldn't have been doing it in the first place imo
I think it was more honest, that he didn’t apologize on TH-cam to his girlfriend.
I don’t know how the story continued and I don’t bother checking.
But this is a lot more honest then fake tear drops and apologizing publicly about personal matter.
His forehead grows an inch for every time he cheats
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Shit finna be a damn football field by the end of his predatory self justification bullshit.
💀💀💀
Joseph Ellis Holy shit... Why did you put that image in my head? I won’t be able to sleep tonight...
Naw his nose does
His apology was the epitome of "I'm not sorry I did it, I'm sorry I got caught in the act." Makes me laugh every time I'm reminded of it. But, update several years later, Jaclyn is happily married to someone who treats her better and they're pregnant :) No idea what SocialRepose has been up to tho
music and eyeliner addiction
Ik I saw it too! It's so amazing. She should thank herself for leaving him and finding her soulmate. What a champ, but social repost is nothing short of a clown. Just full on jester, he looks like a broke joker. Like if joker was on crack and gave up crime.
@@rd101 why it looked like he either failed or dropped out though?
@@bryn1063 He looks like the Jared Leto joker but with less makeup.
@@goosegas2087 and that they only had a 5k budget 🤣
What I liked about Jaclyn:
>shes an atheist
>she seemed to care about me
>um...
What a narcissist
So basically
-her views matched mine and she believed what I believed
-she gives me attention and loves me even though I dont deserve it
I love that she *seemed* to care. Very passive aggressive.
@@alexisd6106 To be fair, most people do the first one and I don’t think that’s necessarily a bad thing.
Wow what a kind and caring person this Social Repose guy seems to be!
@@qwertyuiopqwertyuiop-bb4mi I don’t think that’s bad either, but it is bad when that’s all you like someone for
Ellen’s looking rough these days
Love that haha
Ruben Campuzano then she’s probably looking even worse now
Hsshsjbssbjsja I-
@@iansaysstuff4397
😹
This is the most underrated comment! 😂😂😂it so hilarious!!
I've never seen someone with a receeding faceline.
Lmao!
Try a receeding brainline
Lmao this killed me
His face looks too small for his head
I accidentally disliked cased I laughed so hard
Yall remember when this was considered the worst apology? The good ol days.
still is
@Lousfw idk man. That ukelele apology was pretty bad
This is pretty bad tho
@@EmDInside9And the interperative dance💀
@@Lousfwstill in the top 5, but it has definitely been surpassed
I hear genuine distress when Charlie's talking about his height
Wtf hi me
@@Mojodoesntsweat lol
I'm the same height, it sucks.
B a n e I’m SHORTER 🤣
I guess Obama Care would be working overtime for Ol Charlie.
He looks like a rich, homeless powdered doughnut
I’m weeping omg
underrated comment
LMAOOOO
weirdly accurate
I’m dying lmao
Him: enters bar
Bartender: Why the long face?
Wait, why is there a barista in a bar?
Thats a bartender, lol.
Oops my bad lol
@@noobyshinobi8599 lol, thanks :)
this was the first "he lookin funny" joke that made me actually laugh.
At least he didn’t have a ukulele 💀
this fool looks like squidwards house in negative colors
inutblood need more cultured folks like you
inutblood If you look closer theirs some doctors from the pet hospital down the street asking about a dying animal on the premises
That's not nice. Say sorry to squidwards house.
🗿
Omg lol that's great
He look like someone trying to draw Jared Leto's Joker by memory
OMG HAHAAAA 😂😂
lmao
Holy shit
Lmao
Hey don't compare Jared to that ugly fucker.
She was perfect, she was an atheist.
*god left the match*
MynameBob jr lol
lol
Wait..
He probably said that in a mocking tone, hopefully, everyone knows that progressive atheists don't have desirable qualities.
MynameBob jr how do you do that with the text
this man really was so scared to face his sins on camera that he made a Frankenstein's monster to do it for him
He's just an onision who hasn't levelled up yet
He's the low budget onision.
Budgetnision
I almost forgot that shithead ever existed
Onision is an onion
@@xtexaschainsawx He's just an onion that hasn't leveled up yet
This dude’s forehead stole the inches of height Charlie was supposed to grow
Underrated lol
bruhhhh underated comment right here
That’s so mean!
Ed from ed edd and eddy are you really going to say that him/her is being mean to this guy who, if you watched the video cheated on his girlfriend and his ex girlfriend and btw still cheating on other girls to this day should not be insulted? He is a terrible person, cheaters are bad and deserve to be insulted because they hurt someone who loved them and cared a lot about them and then they turn around to just you know do the deed with someone else, it’s horrible and you shouldn’t support it because it’s wrong.
Emotion Brody I was calling the guy who cheated on his girl mean for “stealing Charlie’s height for his forehead” it was a joke
This dudes head is longer than Queen Elizabeth's lifespan
r/rareinsults
Just... take my like
Let's not get ahead of our self
Holy shit-
Impossible....
i think my favorite thing i ever read about this guy was commented on this video and it said "if you squint really hard it looks like he's wearing sunglasses"
You're right! He looks like an unsubtle attempt to foreshadow a villain with those eyes.
@@axisred2301 He goes from looking like a crackhead ellen Degeneres to looking like Albert Wesker.
🤣🤣🤣
dude he acted SO sociopathic
Yess my first thought also was at least anti social personality disorder. Really seems on the level of a sociopath / psychopath
Social Repose: I cheated on my gf
Charlie: Why couldn’t I be 6ft DAD?
Right? Wasn't expecting that rant at all.
I felt that.
Matt T I always thought he was tall, he has that tall skinny guy look
@@tsfbaf303 His dad he is like 6'5 so he's very short in comparison xD
Meine Namen l
He somehow manages to look like Billie eilish, jacksfilms, James Charles, jake Paul, Bart Simpson and a random drug addict at the same time
Edit: keep adding on let's go
Don’t you dare compare Jacksfilms to this used barbecue napkin
@@sweetneko1257 I just noticed I named 1 neutral, 2 hated and 2 liked people in this comment
Neutral - Billie
Liked: Jack and Bart(well Bart could fit in neutral too)
Disliked: James and Jake
Also noticed all their names start with J or B,
Moonblade I just made a joke, bro. Ya don’t have to take it seriously
Moonblade But I do appreciate the essay
@@sweetneko1257 that wasn't an hate essay tho I just noticed a funny coincidence
What he’s basically saying:
Atheism turns him on.
He admits he’s an irredeemable cheater
His content is more important than a healthy relationship
He’s a “careerist” (whatever that means)
He’s sorry that he got caught
So guys, I want to apologize for being caught and not being able to scam any more children.
So guys, I have a shitty personality, but she should've seen that coming. That's on her.
Atheism turns him on
_ded_ 😂
Shows that you can't trust atheists
European Patriot which is why she cheated right? Wait...
This guy apologised to everyone but his girlfriend
knowing i am 1 inch taller than charlie makes me feel so powerful
youre right and i hate it
Very stronk
@Dapper_Dog1 he’s doesn’t even need to use his brain or insults, he can just bring out his Moby Huge and you will shrivel down 3 inches in being, or just tell people his most funny joke and they laugh so hard they die
I’m 14 and 5’9” but the thing is, Charlie is still the most dominant in the room because he has so many complex insults inside of his brain he’s like a supercomputer.
I'm 5'9 but Charlie's brain could probably single handedly fold me up like a lawn chair so
“She was perfect” so naturally u cheated on her
Bro, don't forget....... she was an atheist
I'mTheReverse what was her religion I didn't hear him say it
@@piggy8735 Im not 100% sure, but I think she may be an atheist
joe random you have good ears I didn't hear that re-watched the vid and heard him say it :)
@@ImTheReverse i love this comment
"she was perfect, she was an athiest"
Religious people numbers rise by 100%
There's a special place in hell...
The likes so pure
If being an atheist made you attractive, I should have had my pelvis ground into a fine paste a hundred times over by now.
@@Mothbean death by snu snu
@@QaysSyed
"How did they die?"
"Crushed pelvises"
“She was perfect she was an atheist” ah yes the keystone to every healthy relationship. Atheism. 😐
I thought it was Pokémon cards
Mmm yes, because anyone who practices any religion can never have a healthy relationship
Rant: I’m not religious at all, I’ve never beeen to a single church in my entire life but some atheists always criticize Christian religions and never others. You won’t talk about African religions, Islam, or Hinduism though 💀 sometimes I feel those people are only atheist cause they have beef with Christianity specifically
@@YouKnowImOnMyPeriodYah No Becky I just can't bring myself to believe in some all-seeing being or getting to pass into some other realm when I die
@@YouKnowImOnMyPeriodYah Also Christianity has harmed SO many people lmfao?? So obviously some people don't like it
But if he said "she was perfect, she was christian" he would've been praised 💀
Christian wants to date another christian? Great! Atheist wants to date another Atheist? HOW DARE THEY
"I promise I'll be better."
"I cheated on her like I did my ex-girlfriend."
Clearly not going to be better.
He also cheated on the next one
@@thenethuns5271 Cheaters deserve every little bit that comes to them to be honest.
Im starting to see a pattern here that I'm not so sure i like
@@thenethuns5271 Are you serious?!
@@CronyneWARE once a cheater always a cheater
Tbh, he looks like this emoji: 🗿
FJFDYDHUTERU HES A WHOLE EASTER ISLAND MOYAI HELP I CANT BREATHEー
More people need to see this.
JDHEHHSHSHS STOPPPP AAHSJ
Lol
don’t disrespect 🗿 like that.
Ok, this dude is a poor excuse for a man, it’s almost like he’s blaming his girlfriend that HE cheated.
I think he is
Is this guy a man to began with in the first place
@@OldFantasy english much?
@@ss-nu3qf my English is fucked next time
@@ss-nu3qf why are there people like you? Fuck off
Imagine being so pathetic that you hurt people who love you, and then turn around and blame them for having literally the most _basic_ expectations of you in the relationship. Take responsibility for your own decisions.
She was his atheist.
And god help anyone who disrespected his atheist
Ewan Harkes lmao
Wayment...
hol up
hol up
Ewan Harkes nice pun
He didn’t do it right. He forgot the really long sigh at the intro
And he cut off the part where he sets up the camera
Haha
Aldo Bautista your welcome 1000th like was me
At least he got the messy bed part right
Disgusting behaviour
After this there only remains one question: Why the long face?
🗿
Lmao
@@zomb1es Damn never knew they made an Emoji specifically for him
Good one, Cleo
This is an underrated comment lol
"I met Jaclyn, she was beauty, she was grace, she had a profile picture of an anime girl's face."
Still waiting for the Apology video from Charlie’s Dad over his Height.
He promises he'll do better
I appreciate that you capitalised ‘Height’
So is Charlie
First comment that I liked from 999 to 1k *chef kiss*
To be fair, you can't control your height, that's not a fair criticism.
*cheats on gf*
*makes a apology video...........
to his audience*
Really shows that he's only worried about how this will affect his social image and views.
Yeah sorry i did that, do you all mind if you stop hating me now?
@@GoronTico what?That'a dumb
@@freakmasterrr that is what i imagine his thought process is like lol
Like who gives a fuck
The one video where filming vertically would have been appropriate
😂😂😂😭
under appreciated comment
Agreed, underrated af
omg
Underrated comment, god damn Joecake with the zingers
“He could’ve bent over and farted for 9 minute and it would’ve had the same effect” 💀💀
“I met Jaclyn. She was perfect, she was an atheist..”
What the hell
Weird with just one example but that's a big deal since being religious is insane.
@@Nekotaku_TV being religious is insane?
I love that people still think it’s edgy and cool and subversive to be assholes to religious people. I guess it was a little edgy in 2004 but by now it’s just sad.
@@kylestewart4444 I’m a Christian and I hate when atheist people don’t wanna be friends with me because there I afraid imma kill them or some shit, like bruh we don’t wanna murder atheist people or anything. It’s kinda sad that Christians are portrayed like this.
@@ItsMeBarnaby bruh what the fuck did I do I don’t worry about what they believe. And I respect others beliefs.
Category: Gaming
The graphics on this game look terrible. The character models are so unrealistic. Doesn't look like a real human.
He look like if you hit the random button in a character creator form a game that tries too hard to look cartoony.
😂
I dunno. These are pretty good graphics for Oblivion.
@@TXFDA don't do my mans oblivion like this .... oblivion has WAYYYYY better graphics than his face ... he looks like used condom
@@nolynmcgee4818 nah
"She was pefect, she was an atheist"
so he is a redditor
Redditors have slightly more braincells
@@ryanmyers4205 1 braincell more
Ryan Myers no 😂 don’t give them hope
@@nyx6625 out of the frying pan into the fire
@@VonHira at least twitter cancels the pedos.
Each year... And more years later, there is always someone who is going to make a worst apology and gets more worse in the future. How wonderful is that?
“She was perfect, she was an atheist.”
Atheism drops rate drops to 0
Suddenly i become christian
nah atheism is is the most important thing about a women. Iam sorry
#pagan4lif
Convert to Judaism. It’s the most tolerant.
Finally it’s gone lmao
"people warned her" - That's such a shitty excuse, I've heard other cheaters including an ex gf of mine use that one. Seriously, your defense is "you should have known I was a piece of shit"?
You should have know bro
@@cameronsmith4932 what a shitty excuse
"How dare you assume the best of me and try to love me, even though I'm a piece of shit."
"Why should I become a decent human being?" seems to be a tragically common sentiment.
I’ve gotten “I’m sorry... but YOU did this. You decided to date me. You asked me out” is the one that I laughed a about the most in my life. But that’s what I get for being female dating the biggest dickhead playboy within school. He said other things after that but that sentence made me laugh the most.
It's so stereotypically emo. He's like:
PeOpLe WaRnEd YoU! I'm A mOnStEr.
And hoping to possibly be branded as misunderstood and broken.
I triEd To DRoWn My DemOnS , BuT ThEY LeARnED tO SwIM
@@vxughan mOnStErS dOn’t LiVe UnDeR My BeD, tHEy LiVe In My HeAd!!!1!1!
SoMeBoDy HeLp, iM a mOnStEr
It was so stereotypical I remember thinking...girl you set yourself up for failure....look at him
@@AzizTheSavage Steven Universe?
Is that you?
A couple years and one ukulele later I think we got another banger lmfao
it’s so funny this was posted 3 years ago and we’re all here now
this is one of my faves from cr1t1kal plus i cant relate to among us because i dont play it
@@iamtoxic4663 i am just bored tbh
and this comment is not funny because this format is in every comment on every video that is popular and is more than a year old
@@_Fuscous wow you’re so contrarian. you want a cookie? nobody but you gives a shit. chill out.
@@_Fuscous i agree idk why people are liking my comment but yes
I'm honestly curious as to what this guy's skull looks like
Looking like a fucking football
papyrus
It would look like a yard stick
Goth Papyrus
@@stonefisthermitaur1246 papyrus if frisk killed sans first
With how he looks I'm surprised he was able to cheat
Not surprising tbh, the emo community is massive
He’s built like a “We Happy Few” NPC
He needs to take his joy
WE need joy with that face...
This commented underrated
bloody, he's off his joy!
He’s a downer!!
JACLYNS DELETED COMMENT: "I absolutely did not ask to move into a house with you 3 months in lol. You are the first person that brought up moving in together and the plan for that wasn't until mid next year. We were in a long-distance relationship. The only way to make that work is to have some vague idea of when the distance would be closed. That's the only reason I ever brought it up but thanks for trying to make me sound irrational though. Especially coming from the guy who kept calling me his wife and who bought me a ring to wear on my left ring finger. Do not play like you weren't absolutely perpetuating the idea of real commitment. This was never a conversation we had after I caught you cheating. Fear of commitment didn't drive you to cheat, are you kidding? You were in another girls pants a month after we started. You made fun of one of my exes for failing at commitment as though you were above that. You bring me on a UK/European tour with plans to stay extra days in Paris. You were going to take me to your family thanksgiving. You gave no indication of this being a problem ever. You discredited everyone who warned me and then you sit there and act like it's shocking to you that I didn't listen to them? You played a role in that. Also, do not call cheating a mistake. If you felt any remorse you wouldn't have continued to do it. You didn't slip and fall. You made a choice. You made that choice over and over again with no regard for my feelings. If I didn't see those texts you would have kept doing it. That is not a mistake, that is intent."
Big Juice ty
"...but thanks for trying to make me seem irrational though."
Hmm, used "but" and then "though". Definitely irrational.
You are a true hero showing is the comment
toothless toe Omfg I fucking see you everywhere. From classical modern music and now on here I'm scared.
*You were going to take me to your family thanksgiving*
He uploaded a video before they started dating called "Dear Future Girlfriend" where he basically said he was gonna cheat and treat her horribly. She laughed it off back then but it turned out to be very accurate
I hope someone just dates him to cheat on him. He would be so butthurt.
Pure Cringe "I can't believe someone would cheat on me, what did I ever do to deserve this" is probably a line you would see in the video he'd make. And you know there would be one. That possible ad revenue.
Matt S. oh I bet. And also "I would never do that to them, I became a better person"
Doesnt make it right lol
Jake Torres someone doesnt understand jokes
"You're gonna have a hard time topping this one."
'Uh, hi everyone, I just wanted to come online and talk to you about' how it's now 2023, and this did not age well.
The longer the Apology is, the worse it gets
Best to keep it short and sweet, right?
Theo Mize the longer the apology, the more midroll ads
also, don't give : "VERY DESCRIPTIVE DETAILS"
Ah yes. The one and only thing you want in a girl. Atheism.
i mean its fuckin important
I fucking lost it when he said: “She was perfect... she was an atheist.” And then struggled with anything else to say nice about his ex
It's Must Have
@Big Black Billy Goat Why not?
@Patricio Escamilla Mues how? Wtf
His bones stops growing
Forehead : fine , I will do it myself
onfg
You have the best channel name on TH-cam
You can tell by his name that he is a Redditor
@@digitosimfan7314 look at this passive agressive triggered clown trying to act cool 😂
@@fuckk-popandtiktok3388 you also browse r/dankmemes?
Charlie: you're gonna have a hard time topping this "apology"
Sienna Mae: allow me to introduce myself
Sienna Mae: so anyways I started dancin
@@angrycat6954 And then someone brings the Ukelele
“He looks like the joker, *wanna know how I got this gonorrhea* ?” 😂🤣
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Dude I couldn’t believe he said that 😂
He basically said:
I'm sorry that you thought I wouldn't cheat on you, I'm sorry for disappointing my fans, and I won't get help for my sex problem
Nobody:
Social Repose: 🗿
Funniest comment yet
Lmfao that’s great dude 👌
Clever little bitch
Lmao
You made me cry AHHH :'D
I love how these people apologize to their fans instead of the people they hurt
these conceited indviduals still want squeeze in a little ad revenue
"She was perfect. She was an atheist..... I don't know"
"There is there is there is a lot of.... good parts that she saw in me"
That guy looks like a reject from the twilight franchise
That Guy damn that’s cold 😂
Just like kristen stewart he’d fit right in with his cheating ways💀
Social Repose looks like if cocaine was a person
This THIS IS FUCKING IT
he looks like a 16 year old that just discovered lil' peep.
@@tommyshelby2250 lol
69 likes... I’m sorry I cant
Nahh cocaine is way too classy and expensive. He is the effect speed has on the second day
wait till this man finds the colleen ballinger apology in 5 years
His head is what happens when you don’t know how to properly expand an image in PowerPoint
S T R E T C H
This is so underrated
i laughed way too hard at this
Who posted this comment on r/Rareinsults lmao
@@JC_Stone this whole comment section would work in r/rareinsults
He looks like if Kylo Ren bitten by a radioactive Nickleback member
2ackriate
LOL what?!
🤣🤣 underrated
Don't u DARE make ma dude Adam Driver dirty like that! 😂
They reject? members?
"mom can we have Marilyn Manson?"
"No son we have Marilyn Manson at home"
@Herb Tenderson sarcasm
@Herb Tenderson lol what
@Herb Tenderson umm...
@Herb Tenderson this makes LITERALLY no sense
@Herb Tenderson wait what
And then now, 5 years later, Colleen Ballinger took the title and will likely keep it forever for having the worst apology video on TH-cam. How did I even end up here!? 😂
"I met Jaclyn. She was perfect, she was an athiest..."
You know what turns me on?
_NO FEAR OF THE SUPERNATURAL, YEAHHHH!_
BAAHAHAHAHAH This made me laugh so hard for some reason
Same here lmao
I like my mom, but she's a bit religious. My love has limits.
Haha
Of course this has 666 likes lmao
He's literally.....blaming her for being...........a loving and caring person........who he knew was naively kind............................even though he blatantly took advantage of that fact. Alright bro
he’s a psychopath
Sociopath
*whom
I agree but what's with the dots?
GummiMuffins *whomst’ve’d
He looks like jared leto's joker and Ellen DeGeneres's abandoned child
Ellen Degenerates*
👆🏿
LMAO
Ellen Not-So-Generous
lol
His eyes are so shadowy, he looks like an unsubtle attempt to foreshadow a villain.
I want to buy the advertising space on this guy's forehead
Savage😂
How much does a billboard cost? Should be around there
I love this.
😂🤣😁😅😅😄
Ahahahah that's be a lots of people
The longer I look at this man the longer his forehead starts to get, he's like a walking illusion it's haunting..
I.. I think I saw it grow in real time.
@@IsaacClodfelter His foreheads gonna be so long, it'll look like some kind of mutated irritated pickle.
He looks like a cgi animation from the 2000's almost like the classic max steel, but on a lower budget
He looks like that weird police sketch
Your brain tends to exaggerate the features you deem negative of people you don't like.
“He could’ve bent over and farted into the camera for 9 minutes and it would’ve had the same impact” omg 😂
"He could've bent over and just farted into the camera for 9 minutes and it would've had the same impact" 🤣🤣🤣🤣☠ I love it lol
Charlie's rant on his height made my day
I can relate so much with the height shit LOL-Bryan
Haha I know right. How am I taller than him
Yea my dad said when I turn 12 I'll be 6 feet tall...im 14 and 5'4
Claire Sharpe I related to much 😂
I hate being short myself im 6'2
Why the long face?
_Okay, first off, you made me spit out my water--_
Took me couple seconds to realize this and took me even more to realize im stoopid
Destruction 100
Nice
Why the short dick?
Title: "Worst Apology on TH-cam"
Everyone: *"Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?"*
Heyo a Blight reference.
Yes he does but this might as well be a series
bro dont bring those stale reddit memes to other websites please
Lmao was it even an apology, he literally said "I promise I'll do better-I'm going to make better content, more art"
This is a really shitty comment it isn't funny nor entertaining and I just wanted to let you know because you deserve to feel bad for actually typing that dumb shit out and pressing send
If you squint your eyes hard enough it’ll look like he’s wearing shades
I'm glad Jaclyn is happily married and pregnant now! She is doing much better with a much better guy!
Right !?! Me too !! And she deserves it!! Socialshithead here is gonna be a VERY weird, creepy, lonely old man in weird makeup lol.
Who is she with now?
They’re all losers
I didn't know that! Good for her👍
Who cares
I love how at 4:19 charlie just has a mental breakdown
Yeah I loved the part with why couldn't I just be 6 foot dad? Haha
Most relatable part 🥲
bro goes on a tangent 💀