@@probablyanoldgod320 I would say that accusing someone of animal abuse just because they are a douche is rather "retarded" as well. You can love animals and realize that it was an unfair criticism on Charlie's part.
@MoolsDogTwo that would be a legendary prank. It’d prolly go down in the books as one of the greatest pranks ever made. Unfortunately the prison sentence for that is pretty long
5:35 "black-eye" is also just terminology, generally they are a hue of purple or blue, it doesnt look like you just shoved your face in a pile of charcoal.
On top of that, it'd be heavily swollen, so would her lip, her nose would be at least reddened from getting hit, you could go for hours just fuckin roasting that shitty makeup job.
"Sir... its... your mother... she's in the hospital.. We're trying our best but its not looking good..."' *Hey guys so I just got a call that my mom is in the hospital pretty crazy stuff, lets go check it out.*
"So yeah guys, turns out my mom passed away from her breast cancer. But you know what her dying wish was... TO BUY MY MERCH ON MERCH 1ST, LET'S GO GUYS! THIS IS GOING TO BE LIT!"
gotta love how the camera was dropped in a way to where it just "happened" to fall and land in a manner in which all of the action was perfectly recorded
@@beesh0s454 omg i just got the thought of a bloody man with a bached head and broken limbs and a police officer having tree some with a depressed 8 months pregnant woman in an abandoned Wal-Mart roof moments before ending it all and other ghosts watching them while jacking off what have you done to me. I'm going to hell
It's crazy to think that many of the kids who watches Charlie today were toddlers when he started TH-cam. Back when he was known simply as "Critikal" and he shook the TH-cam world with his Quop video. Glad to see he's still around.
Unfortunately people are retarded. They still feed their dogs cooked chicken bones and chocolate and shit like that. Educate yourselves before you take on the responsibility of getting a pet.
Yeah, it actually really bothers me too. When I was like 5 I had a puppy named Tippy. I loved him a whole lot, but one day I accidentally left a car door open and Tippy got in without me knowing. Then I stupidly closed the door and locked him in. Lost one of my best friends that day, and I'm absolutely with you on the "don't leave your dog in a hot car".
Would it be okay if you left the air conditioning on? Because I would feel terrible tying them up outside when the sun is up and there is no shade. Edit: looked it up and having seen enough Final Destination, I think I'm gonna be carrying a Great Dane on my back if I had one. Not remotely risking it!
Yes, when he first said “Apple Store” I laughed immediately thinking “This has got to be fake, I mean who the F goes to a store filled with 🍎s? Aren’t they at the grocery store, unless they’re some specific type?” I’ll go back to my corner ...
CALLING PENNYWISE AT WALMART AT 3AM WHILE DOING A 24 HOUR CHALLENGE IN TARGET (GONE WRONG) (COPS CALLED) (WE GOT 5 STARS AND MILITARY WERE CALLED) (TRUE STORY)
@@ekaterinavinogradova6962 clear proof that they're extensions. (totally joking, but imagine if he took "i'm not cutting my hair" to the opposite direction out of spite)
Lisa Wang tip for like halloween make up and all, use some green as well it makes it seem a lot more realistic. Purple and green are great for bruises.
This is why I watch penguin, he’s honest, he’s not hyped up on bs, he’s just like the rest of us...dead inside and searching TH-cam for distractions XD
PRETENDING TO BE MY BROTHER'S DOCTOR AND TELLING HIM HE HAS CANCER (GONE WRONG)
And giving him a poison for a medication (GONE WRONG) (GONE SEXUAL)
Twinkle twinkle little star. I have HIV
@@Jesus_3232 Poisoned Viagra?
wraithM17 Viagra?
(THE COPS CAME TO MY HOUSE)
This is clearly fake, she didn't even get her hair cut..
Omg you’re right 😂😂
Yes, that was the main indicator that this is fake
Indeed
200
@@blurp717 omg
It was ok to leave the dog in the car because he was actually a paid actor
Real actors, not dogs.
it was actually me in my dog suit, i know , my acting is top notch
@@Ænim4 it was actually me in a dog suit in another dog suit, mafia's are good actors
@@probablyanoldgod320 I would say that accusing someone of animal abuse just because they are a douche is rather "retarded" as well. You can love animals and realize that it was an unfair criticism on Charlie's part.
@@probablyanoldgod320 Compassion is fine.
Going out of your way to make shit up, well that's a different thing entirely.
*"you're not racist if you hate everyone equally"*
Well you're not wrong.
I mean I’ll take that any day versus someone who hates me simply due to skin color. But neither is okay still.
*R/technicallythetuth*
@@vaishx yeah but there’s nothing you or anyone else can do to change their mind
does that mean you hate yourself equally
I got dibs on the waterboarding grandma prank gone sexual.
😂😂😂
Everything going alright in the head Old Gregg?
@@samuelherron7775 you shouldn't worry about me my fuzzy little man peach...
Worry about grandma.
@@midnightgrower4144 Good point
I call dibs on the executing entire family prank EPIC FAIL
"I Searched 'Gone Wrong' on the TH-cam Searchbar" (GONE WRONG)
Not using the Pornhub search bar is where you went wrong
PapaWheelie Im dead 💀🤣🤣🤣
@@jond7067 calling dead JD Golden at 3am! (GONE WRONG)
FoxGaming570 that’s actually funny I’m not gonna lie. 😂
I am ur 303rd like
Bruh I went on one of his videos and the top comment was
"Girl marry that boy before another sis steal him"
I don't think any girl with a shred of individuality would steal him so she's alright
You said "bruh"
We all know that word is used by douchetubers only. You filthy spy.
@who dat boy? Yeah apparently vscos and 11 year old girls (not that theres' a difference) have their own language?
@@jyrkimaansiirrotoy1836 SPY
Was that another language?
"lets simulate an armed robbery"
this aged horrifically
Sheesh
Why??
@@dannynobyjoseph1659 forgot who it was, but someone did an "armed robbery prank" and was shot dead
@@travisteresahanlin2502 sounds about right
@MoolsDogTwo that would be a legendary prank. It’d prolly go down in the books as one of the greatest pranks ever made. Unfortunately the prison sentence for that is pretty long
Charlie: I used to get Black eyes all the time when I played sports
Subtitles: I used to get Black guys all the time when I played sports
lol
😂
took me a second to find the difference
Impossible! The auto-generated captions are supposed to capture every word correctly!
That's racecar
5:35 "black-eye" is also just terminology, generally they are a hue of purple or blue, it doesnt look like you just shoved your face in a pile of charcoal.
On top of that, it'd be heavily swollen, so would her lip, her nose would be at least reddened from getting hit, you could go for hours just fuckin roasting that shitty makeup job.
It’s like her eye is necrotic.
@@ok-kk3ic even necrotic tissue has more goin on than that
Welcome to the new world of idiots
She watches a lot of Looney Tunes so that’s where her idea came from
0:05 "I'm still not getting a haircut"
And indeed, he never did.
He's trying to be Logan Paul and is doing really well at it lol
Get your old avatar back
I mean once your good looking and rich , all you need to do is be a dickhead
@@kefkapalazzo1 "good looking"
Just Some Guy without a Mustache where’s ur mustache
@@balioxxo_8426 he pussied out
"Sir... its... your mother... she's in the hospital.. We're trying our best but its not looking good..."'
*Hey guys so I just got a call that my mom is in the hospital pretty crazy stuff, lets go check it out.*
I wouldn't be surprised if they used a sick parent for views.
Nope that's not what would happen what would happen is that he would be chilling around and suddenly gets a call and decides to put it in speaker.
''So it turns out it's really bad for her... SO YOU BETTER BUY THAT MERCH, DROPPING AT MARCH 1ST LET'S GET THIS GOING GUYS YEAAAA!!''
"So yeah guys, turns out my mom passed away from her breast cancer. But you know what her dying wish was... TO BUY MY MERCH ON MERCH 1ST, LET'S GO GUYS! THIS IS GOING TO BE LIT!"
"T-The funeral costs are so high... SO BUY THAT MERCH LIT FAM SQUAD, C'MON LETS GET THAT BREAD AND BUY IT NOW"
"Still not getting a haircut" oh boy little did we know
Feeding my dog a used condom I found on the street (gone wrong)
(DOG CAUGHT HERPES; DR PHIL GETS CALLED- GONE HOMELESS)
Hey buckethead.
Ibnu Fasya hey ibnu
@@secybek9804 hey RodeKiller
Vet Called
His girl friend looks like she throws down in the McDonald's parking lot
In the back of a random 40 year olds Volkswagen.
@Censor Me get the out.
@Censor Me cringe
@Censor Me have some standards
censor is a troll, ive seen many of his comments and they are disgusting, ignore him
gotta love how the camera was dropped in a way to where it just "happened" to fall and land in a manner in which all of the action was perfectly recorded
Pranking my depressed 8 month pregnant wife by having a cop show up at the door and tell her ive been killed in a terrible accident!!!! YESSSS.....
Totally RAD BRO
@@beesh0s454 omg i just got the thought of a bloody man with a bached head and broken limbs and a police officer having tree some with a depressed 8 months pregnant woman in an abandoned Wal-Mart roof moments before ending it all and other ghosts watching them while jacking off what have you done to me. I'm going to hell
@@someonexd482 The fuck
@@jadeblades I've seen thing i wasn't supposed to see
@@someonexd482 dude what the fuck
This guy's voice sounds like if Octane was American.
7:10 You know a guy is badass when he call the guy beating his girlfriend....Bro.
Lmao "Bro!"
Lol
Bro pretty uncool please stop or Ill be very mad
Ikr i dnt know how people watch all this shit
It’s like watching WWE
Charlie is so OP he turned the Backrooms into his studio
The hair is getting wild
Jmak Squeezy Squeeze, TH-cam Yellow pages, my channel is less popular than one of these “douchetubers” but I’m thriving
@@UnorthodoxMasterOfGames hi, i want to visit your channel. NOT!
UnorthodoxMasterOfGames how about you attract subs by being good
Jmak he needed the hairdresser
@@RaunchyCommentor Egg-zactly!! Now I fade back into obscurity...
I love what Charlie compares things to.
gotta say, Charlie might just be (edit: one of the) last sane youtubers on this platform
not really theres plenty of sane ones. they're just not popular.
Ecks Spot like The Big Gay
Muta:Am I a joke to you ayy?
Optimus is sane
@@luminethewolf8152 Optimus is a bitch
That Watto statue is sick
6:33 hey look its me (in captions)
thanks for the shoutout charlie!
5 years and no hair cut. Respect, man.
me and my dad played the beating up prank alot
he never said its a prank though
You meant beating off*
john hope no beating up
@@youtubecroissant3251 wooooosh bitch
@@Elegies22 Omg so original hahaha ROFFFFFLLL
@@og1314 the fact that you liked your own comment makes everything you said meaningless
He’s trying to be jake paul so much
What a low bar to set for yourself as a human being
@mortse 90 I know right
i feel more like hes a logan wannabe, the paul brothers are both shit though
@@t3ddy_eddy New Logan is alright but he is trying to be old Logan so much. I just hope he doesn’t take a trip to Japan
EnGlAnD iS mY cItY
How about the, “eating a bat and unleashing a virus to consume the whole earth” prank?
that one definetely went wrong
(In the hood)
Say no more
@Thoms Fauk going to work at bioweapons secret facility at wuhan china DRUNK
(gone bad) (global pandemic) (boss would be mad but now he dead)
@@amonaryal1994 HA!
I’m against him leaving the dog in the car as well. However it’s not scorching hot if the kid is comfortably walking around in a hoodie.
Tbf kid isn't covered in hair...
Lol, I used to walk around in a winter jacket when it was 102 outside. I don’t know if that’s considered “scorching hot” where you’re from though.
@@bublycount2580 Stop the cap. 102??.. really???.. you had to have been drenched in sweat within the first 30 minutes lol.
@@bublycount2580 one person fine but both him and his gf? that tells more about the weather and less about an individual lol
@@bublycount2580 " I used to walk around in a winter jacket when it was 102 outside." I find that hard to believe.
Thanks for the vid Keanu Reeves
> Critical Reeves
> Charlie Reeves
Please leave my family alone
If he grows that hair long enough he will look like young John wick
As a fellow Caleb I have to ask you not to disrespect John wick like that
Caleb Kopin I think he is talking of Charlie, in which case both John Wick and Critikal are on the same level.
@@JuanGomez-ri9ok lol not tryna diss the boi charles but nah bruh
I was thinking more like the guy from the foo fighters tbh, Dave grole
Small Wick
2:28 did he just throw a westside gang sign lmao
No please gang member don’t shoot me I wanted those fat dubs
Cyba bruh fr when I saw that i died cuz you know he ain’t even met someone crip if I saw him doing that it’s on sight cuz yurrr
@@adamjbrown2373 Calm down there big Adam.
@@adamjbrown2373 wow
west side of what?
REPLACING THE SALT AND PEPPER WITH MY GRANDADS ASHES (DINNER EDITION/GONE WRONG)
7:12 I cringed harder in this part than the moment I got caught pleasuring myself
Girl “There’s a sketchy guy following me”
Guy “RUN!”
Girl “No.”
Guy: proceeds to vlog the experience
I wonder if he's actually growing his hair out just so he can spike it up and look like he grew another 3 inches
Polnareff hair confirmed
don't worry charlie the dog was a paid actor
4:54 it looks like she tried to do a Smokey eye with really chalky eyeshadow and then gave up
Smokey eye ((GONE WRONG))
Izuku! Got Black Whip under control yet?
Why is it so hard to just leave your dog at home when you're going to be going places you can't bring them inside.
I love how Nate said he was in the apartment and then says he just got out of the apple store
"I'm still not getting a haircut"
The most true words ever
I love how blunt he is about anything he talks about lmao
How tf are you alive
@@Yeetsogodd Charlie’s vids revived me
@@macewindu6853 I love you majestic baby
6:51 Idk why, but this made me laugh wayy too hard lmao-
Same here
It's crazy to think that many of the kids who watches Charlie today were toddlers when he started TH-cam. Back when he was known simply as "Critikal" and he shook the TH-cam world with his Quop video. Glad to see he's still around.
Thanks for your commentary, Paul McCartney.
Justin Long's stunt guy. In case she has AIDS... we'd laugh less without this guy though.
"its a prank"!
*pulls out knife and kills the green goblin*
“i’m still not getting a haircut”
us, in 2021: yeah we know
I just watched a 27 minute long ad of Stephen Fry whispering about lavender.
how was it?
@@randomcourier It was pretty good. One of the few ads I would watch all the way through.
No waaaayyyy did he really just vlogged himself on his way to "save" his girl 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
I love watching old videos of Charlie with short hair saying he won't get a haircut. I feel like I'm watching an origin story unfold.
But was it just a prank bro?
Philosorapter
@ariannasv22 it's Kremit on purpose dumbass
Are you Justin Y’s offspring?
@@Sqweeshie when you call someone a dumbass while being a dumbass
Yeah Charlie u totally got those black eyes from “playing sports”
Black eyes.... blackeyes... blackguys...
Thaddeus moon Charlie is such a chill guy I can’t imagine anyone wanting to beat him up lol
Hey man the chess club can be pretty brutal sometimes
Ethan Sanft I guess he was kinda weird growing up...from what he’s said
@@ethansanft5657 and hes 4ft why would anyone fight him
The dog made me sad I wanna rescue it lets start a go fund me
People need to be more aware that leaving a dog in your car is NOT okay. Too many dogs die from the temperature inside a car unattended by its owner
Is it okay to leave the windows open? Like, as long as they aren't low enough for the dog can escape?
@@DaReelSlimN80 no. They've done experiments and it's still wayyyyyy too hot
Unfortunately people are retarded. They still feed their dogs cooked chicken bones and chocolate and shit like that. Educate yourselves before you take on the responsibility of getting a pet.
Yeah, it actually really bothers me too. When I was like 5 I had a puppy named Tippy. I loved him a whole lot, but one day I accidentally left a car door open and Tippy got in without me knowing. Then I stupidly closed the door and locked him in. Lost one of my best friends that day, and I'm absolutely with you on the "don't leave your dog in a hot car".
Would it be okay if you left the air conditioning on? Because I would feel terrible tying them up outside when the sun is up and there is no shade.
Edit: looked it up and having seen enough Final Destination, I think I'm gonna be carrying a Great Dane on my back if I had one. Not remotely risking it!
Love the little "Still not cutting my hair" reminder he'll keep giving us until it actually looks good (or so bad that he'll admit defeat)
You can tell this is fake because he allegedly came back from the apple store and doesn't have any air pods in
This is by far the most underrated comment on this video
Thor Anuth 👏
Even someone with aspergers could tell that was the worst acting in human history
You're not talking about Cartman's secret sauce, are you...
2 years from the future: he still doesn't get a haircut.
“Yeah let me just hit record on my phone while I save my girlfriend.”
Woooow. That prank was so fvcking convincing, they make Daniel Day Lewis look like an B-list amateur actor
the way he said "scorching hot car" as if he was there that day 😂😂😂
2:26 he’s trying so hard to be like Logan Paul it’s embarrassing
Frankie Selback has any of these people responded to his videos haha?
When that one really weird math teacher tries to be cool: 1:02
water boarding memaw in the back yard prank this is the one
5:50
"Hey you home?"
"Yeah, I just got back"
6:34
"Okay you guys, I just got back from the Apple store"
Hmmmmmmm
in the first bit he just didnt mention he was at the apple store, so like "yeah, i just got back (from the apple store)"
@@conorq2593
- are you "HOME"?
- "YEAH" i just got back
Yeah, he just got BACK home FROM the Apple store. Meaning he was previously at the Apple store, but has now returned home. Not a difficult concept.
Yes, when he first said “Apple Store” I laughed immediately thinking “This has got to be fake, I mean who the F goes to a store filled with 🍎s? Aren’t they at the grocery store, unless they’re some specific type?”
I’ll go back to my corner ...
@@backalleycqc4790 share some space for me there
He’s going to look like his profile pic by the time quarantines is over
I ATE A CHILD (GONE WRONG)
If I hear “baby” one more time, I’m gonna scalp my earlobes
I love how Charlie is one of the only people who can wear a cap backwards and not look like a douchebag and look cool.
1:54 Bros Jaw makes Radobaan and Uragaan jealous 💀
This is why parents need to monitor what their kids watch
If you cut your hair to be a pineapple i will adore you until im dead.
ANIKIIIII
Whens the new virus investigation muta
Beach boy is a great stand
he should get a Monkeynut haircut
@@wal2er862 yup
"Am I gonna die when I walk through these doors?" Probably not, but we can always hope.
This guy just shows a middle finger to
TH-cam demonitization.
"MICHAEL I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU IN WEEKS!"
Freakin' love your content, dude. Please never stop.
You could totally make your own merch and just make it a white T-shirt
They would legit do anything and call it a "Prank" I've lost meaning of that word.
girl: “Help me. Im gonna get kidnapped. Im scared.”
Nate: HEY GUYS I JUST CAME BACK FROM THE APPLE STORE
Literally just thought about that in my head.
😂
Maval 03 I thought this was like an exaggeration but it’s completely accurate
hahaa
Holy fuck this was actually in the video 😭
Honestly “kidnapping my girlfriends mother until my girlfriend buys my merch on March 1st prank” sounds like a real title
mOrGz
Don’t forget to like and subscribe (merch links in the description).
Also it sounds oddly specific....
How about this? "GOING TO GRANDMOTHES FUNERAL(GONE SEXUAL!!!)"
gOnE WroNg
Your monotone hatred for everyone makes me feel warm inside
Indeed
monotone is my favorite flavor of hatred
Cr1tikal days were even worse😂
Hatred is like a flame that incinerates all sympathy for the one it is targeted to
fr tho
PRANKING MY SUICIDAL BROTHER WHO'S ONE BAD NEWS AWAY FROM ENDING IT ALL BY TELLING HIM HE'S ADOPTED (Gone WRONG)
Dalgyal that already happened
This one. XD
r/suspiciouslyspecific
(HE ACTUALLY DOES IT)
Give him a bottle of sugar pills then tell him
"I'm still not cutting my hair"
2 years later and he kept that promise
4
@@drayott-jrhe did get a haircut at some point
@@drayott-jr 5
Unplugging my grandparents life support as a prank ( gone bad)
Video it !
(Gone hood)
Gone lethal
I ALMOST DIED
Cops called
CALLING PENNYWISE AT WALMART AT 3AM WHILE DOING A 24 HOUR CHALLENGE IN TARGET (GONE WRONG) (COPS CALLED) (WE GOT 5 STARS AND MILITARY WERE CALLED) (TRUE STORY)
(NO CLICKBAIT)
🤣😂
(18+)
(**FUNNY**)
Oh no
“i’m still not getting a haircut”
us, a year later: yeah we know
honestly impressed how it grew out so much in just a year like mine could never
@@ekaterinavinogradova6962 clear proof that they're extensions.
(totally joking, but imagine if he took "i'm not cutting my hair" to the opposite direction out of spite)
lmao
@@ekaterinavinogradova6962 yes
Yep
In case anyone is curious where they’re at now they’ve broken up lol
F
@@thiccchungo1041 sounds like a W to me
Good they deserve it for putting up this cringe.
has either quit the cringe train? was one the driving force, or were they both a shitshow
She took "black eye" a bit too literally. Black eyes are shades of purple,red, and eventually brown and yellow
Yes, that’s how bruising works depending on skin tone
@Ahmed malaki Yes yellow, you're on the internet...use it
Also green sometimes
@@Bgonhertc And then becomes a fucking plant.
“I’m so good, I’m so talented” uhhhh
He so badly wants to be Jake Paul.
And Jake Paul isnt really a goal...
He has a shit ton of money though
@@lightbringer1237 ksi has more
That One Dude no he doesn’t
@@persiandoomer9249 yes he does, ksi net worth is 20mil, Jake has 11.5 mil net
Prob because ksi hasn't bought like 700 Lamborghinis
Who?
Going to my daughters funeral (GONE SEXUAL!!!)
Wait a minute
Haha
Is she 18?
God damn
HoL Up
Stealing my father's weed (GONE SEXUAL)
Still Born amazing
Hol up
Taking a bath in *NEW* house *Gone Wild *Gone Sexual *FBI Called *Gone Wrong VLOG#99999
More like real son xddddd
Still Born Boi, that gonna go viral.
"black eyes" are normally purple too like actually bruises.
Plus “black eyes” are never straight black. The makeup is comical.
Lisa Wang tip for like halloween make up and all, use some green as well it makes it seem a lot more realistic. Purple and green are great for bruises.
Also they're usually really swollen
Yeah normally they look real
I hate these people! Absolutely the down fall of humanity
first off, blackeyes aren't actually black
@John R That pulled a genuine laugh outta me.
Hey
Its african persuasion eye
John R watch the offended fools come running...
@John R?
@@Limpass610 nice name
Everyone:
Charlie: IM NOT GONNA GET A HAIRCUT
Seriously though, are people actually hounding him about this? I don't watch streams so maybe I'm just missing the comments?
Lucious Yeah every stream he has to say he’s letting his hair grow hahahah
his hair is adorable and i love emo boys
I kid you not I look just like that right now and said the exact same thing a couple days ago to a friend. Maybe I should though...
He needs to grow it out and spike it so he can become taller than 5'9
I remember when the most dangerous prank was putting a fart sound cushion on a chair
Or that electric joy buzzard
Nope
@ADOBLO no
oh fuck, i’m going to die from fart
I think you mean whoopie cushion
I don’t think I have ever seen Charlie laugh once but he is literally one of the greatest comedic geniuses of all time
He is because he is a real human, not many of those left on TH-cam
Im excited for you, so much to learn. Charlie's great, but definitely remember saying this lol
Stumbled upon your videos by accident, now I'm like 10 hours deep and I think you're my spirit animal.
A fellow 5 ft 6 inches
Same here man where has he been all this time
Same
there are no accidents
- master oogway
@@iamerror6546 "you're goddamn right"
-Sun Tzu, The art of war
This is why I watch penguin, he’s honest, he’s not hyped up on bs, he’s just like the rest of us...dead inside and searching TH-cam for distractions XD
noob
I am sorry but just found him from friends but why is he called critical?
Hdthebest25 well it’s actually Cr1tical, his twitch name is moist/cr1tical
Thank you for the clearing that up Jonan Webster
Wow just so poetic